Please come in...it's cold, damp and ready for you guys to suffer.
Wiggins
Kino
>>3174802
... What the fuck.
No.
Osamu Dazai
Kurumi
>>3174801
Hellboy
>>3174801
Should I really enter?
>>3174801
Maria and Harusame
Blue Beetle
Asuka Tanaka
Haku Yowane
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>3174801
Aussa
>>3174801
Annie Leonhardt
Ornstein the Dragonslayer (?)
>>3174801
Spike
>>3174801
Ramlethal Valentine
Cappy
>Female
The Player
Mikan Tsumiki
Eggman-kun
>>3174801
Clank
Pencil Police
Hubert Oswell
>>3174800
I'll just say the second one is mine.
>>3174828
I'd enter just in case, nothing bad will happen if you do.
Celes
>>3174834
Shiragami Youko
Jack Spicer
Tony Abbott
>>3174801
King Kaito
Nymph
>>3174801
Hi, my name's Edwad Emberpants! I'm da chosen one, what's your name? Can I be in your game? This game looks fun! What are we playing guys?
Sealed Faggot
Some vampire
>>3174801
Santa Gogo
>>3174801
Rika
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
This is an entry?
>>3174795
Oh, my apologies. How selfish of me to exist.
>>3174811
TRY ME. WITH YOU STUCK HERE, THE TASK WILL BE EFFORTLESS
>>3174865
>>3174798
Yeah, it's pretty tiring, essentially. I don't know if she would, though....
>>3174798
I did not expect you to listen to me.
Yukine
>>3174867
>points blaster right between your eyes
I'm gonna lay down some rules here, Edward...
Leave the women alone, and in kissing on lippy, alright?
>>3174838
>>3174795
Pardon me, eleth is the energy that keeps my world, Ephinea, alive and well. Cryas is, in layman's terms, crystallized eleth.
>>3174893
Lucky you, at least your fan club listens to your requests.
>>3174900
Euuuhhhh
Don' wanna.
Edwad likes kissy on lippy.
>>3174834
>>3174857
...?
>>3174892
Then I'll ask next time I see her, I asked her if she could teach me magic anyway.
>>3174893
Well it was your conversation after all, my bad manners were showing.
Lord Beerus
>>3174913
>jams gun in your mouth and unloads a whole clip
I warned you...
![1243546957687890-].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gxmPaYy.jpg "1243546957687890-].jpg")
>>3174885
>Ornstein raises his hand around the muzzle of his visor.
I MAY YET HIT THEE WITH A BOLT FROM MY SPEAR.
>>3174901
...Huh. Shouldn't it be dangerous 'ta use that sorta thing, then?
>>3174922
Either way, there'd be nothin' stoppin' me from creating the things over time.
>>3174922
I'm not the actual hakufag I just wanted to enter her
>>3174931
>Chugs two flasks of estus at the same time
>Survives with 1HP
NO
NO HURT EDWAD
HELP ME SUN BROS
>Fat rolls around
>>3174905
They have an idea of what I am and what I may do.
>>3174922
The person I replied to stop speaking. So that conversation is over.
>>3174943
>kicks the Brains out of your head
Just die...
>>3174932
>chugs estus
I'M READY, KNAVE. IF YOU MISS, LORDRAN WILL BE NOTHING BUT ASHES
>>3174933
Not really. It's quite abundant thanks to the three Valkines cryas constantly making eleth across Ephinea.
>>3174965
BAD MAN
>Continues to chug Estus
I'M RUNNING OUT OF SIPPIES
>>3174970
HELP ME SUN BRO
I'M GETTING GANKED
BY A WHITE KNIGHT
HELP
>>3174933
Over time? You can do that?
>>3174941
Ah, that's alright, I was just a little surprised, thanks for telling me though and saving me thinking I'd been ignored.
>>3174959
Hah, I figured it was, but how are you today Rammy?
>>3174982
>getting ganked by a white knight
>>3174982
Ugh, I hope you die in the arena...
>>3174970
You try my patience.
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>3174997
You'd be ignored?
>>3175009
>Uses Chameleon
Da chosen one never dies!
>Slides away while screeching
>>3175014
Roger roger
>>3175001
I keked as well
>>3174859
>>3174847
>>3175014
Let him have my spot.
>>3175014
...
A dragon... Even here... my work is never finished.
>>3175014
It looks fine. Let's get on with things.
>>3174982
What? Oh, fine.
>>3175009
>kicks
>rolls away
>>3175011
HAH! AS IF I'LL FALL FOR THAT A SECOND TI-
>dies
This post said I was allowed here any time?
>>3174960
>>3174982
I'M COMING EDWAD
>>3174965
>slashes you in half
>>3175045
Who are you?
>>3175014
Exchange
>>3174843
>>3174865
>>3175030
>Whoops
>>3175045
Depends, what character will you arpee?
>>3175014
Looks great...
>>3175044
THANK YOU SUN BRO
YOU'RE S-
>>3175049
VAAATTIIII
YOU'RE HERE
KILL DA BAD MAN FOR ME VAATI PLEASE
>>3175045
Of course you are. No one here can stop you.
>>3175014
This all checks out just fine, let's begin.
>>3175030
It is, make no mistake. As long as similar catastrophes caused by Lambda don't happen again, eleth shall be abundant.
This ends the swaps. We'll start soon.
To anyone uninformed of the absolute glory that's happening right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzWWoG0C1ns
>>3174997
Empty.
>>3175081
...Lambda?
>>3175045
>Just try not to stir up crap, but yeah.
>>3175055
>>3175065
Eh, fuck it, I'll post with ava. Just going to say hi, anyway. Threads are shit and I'm in no mood to ERP anyway.
Hope you guys are enjoying your night.
>>3175049
Oh dear!
>dodges just in time
>runs away while shooting at you
>>3175084
Do more swaps, faggot.
>>3175044
Next time, do not taunt your betters.
>>3175098
Do you need Vino for the ERP threads? We can send him over.
>>3175021
I don't actually know, it's been a while, I'm not really good at judging how people feel about me.
>>3175030
I don't know much about your abilities, anything else I probably don't know?
>>3175057
>>3175096
Are you sure about this? And why? Did things get worse..?
>>3175098
Hi!
My name's Edwad!
What's your name?
>>3175098
Who are you?
>>3175098
You too little darlin'
...
>>3175098
(Oh, you're here too?)
>>3175098
Yuruposter?
>>3175131
>
>>3175098
Fuck off, ERP cancer
>>3175098
Well, enjoy your stay.
>>3175123
>She shrugs awkwardly
Probably, but nothin' comes 'ta mind.
>>3175131
Oh, goodnight everybody...
>>3175131
Damn you, that dragon was MINE! Well... So long as he is gone, I am satisfied.
>>3175131
Let's see what I'm dealing with today.
>>3175139
Fuck off, regular cancer
>>3175069
I can't for it is part of the- uhh, the lore, you have to go through this part of the game solo
>>3175131
Never give up, never abandon hope! OOH RAH!!
>>3175131
What the hell have I gotten myself into...?
>>3175131
Well, aren't I just terrible?
>>3175097
Yes, Lambda. An experiment from the alien planet Fodra who came to our world, took over the mind of Barona's king and wreaked havoc by taking every last drop of eleth housed in each of the Valkines. Luckily, my brother, myself and our allies got him to calm down. Now he shares a body and mind with my brother.
>>3175131
...What is this feeling of dread?
>>3175098
(Yuruposter!)
>>3175134
(Ragyo!)
>>3175098
Hope you're having a good one too.
>>3175131
I suppose there's no harm traveling together, but stop talking about dying together.
>>3175142
Heh, I guess I'll ask a dumb question sooner or later right?
>>3175131
>the player
>>3175173
Just think of yourself as a player.
>>3175165
...Well, that's indredibly-confusin' when you know someone that's got the same name. You've dealt with aliens, too, huh?
>>3175171
Hehe, we all do at some point.
....
>>3175123
No. Not yet.
>>3175134
Welcome to Edwad's thread, friends!
Want sippies?
Tissue?
....Kissy on lippies?
>>3175155
Oh..
It was a lot of fun seeing you again, Vaati.
I hope da next time we meet
it's unner better sircumstanses.
And maybe you will forgive me for killing your dad.
Someday we will meet again
and we will look back and think
dat dis big ole avventure was acshully
preddy fun.
Goodbye Vaati
Until we meet again.
>Any Spanish Speakers in thread?
>>3175122
No thank you. He stops by of his own accord, anyway, and then proceeds to do nothing of any significance.
>>3175125
>>3175128
They call me baka lesbian poster, for some reason.
>>3175130
Thanks!
>>3175134
>Thread mom is hiding out here instead of talking to me over email.
H-hello.
>>3175135
That's me!
>>3175139
I intend to.
>>3175142
Not for long, but thanks!
>>3175168
Blake?
>Yuruposter.
>>3175169
>Thumbs up.
>Yuruposter
>Ragyo/Aali
>Demon bitch/Wiggins
Please save us, Hoshi
>>3175179
I already do, anon. I already do
>>3175184
Gotcha!
>>3175184
Why am I so stressed..?
>>3175191
>Cuentamelo todo, que paso?
>>3175191
Spanish, more like...Gaynish...yeah...
>>3175184
...Dios Mio, the hell did i do last night.
>>3175184
And you are a child who knows nothing of what I have done.
>>3175194
>Ragyo/Aali
Boy you are wrong
>>3175173
>I should be sleeping, but I haven't felt tired in 24 hours
>>3175184
What girlfriend?
>>3175182
I have. It's something I'd rather not experience again any time soon... Wait, you know someone named Lambda?
>>3175184
No... I don't want to remember... Being all alone...
>>3175221
..I don't want to think about this anymore.
>>3175220
But I'm not
>>3175221
...
That's enough for tonight. Fare ye well, denizens of the Arena.
>>3175214
Blue Beetle, I have been reading your file aaaaaaaand I don't like what I see.
You're fired.
>>3175193
(Yes. Nice to see you here. Kenny stopped in yesterday.)
>>3175182
Some more than others, like me, but after I ask Patchouli, I'll ask you again okay? Sorry for bringing it up so much...
>>3175184
I only needed to get under my skin to repair something..
>>3175185
Not yet...? Are you planning on something happening soon?
>>3175221
I-I still have those! I just can shut them off if I want.
>>3175221
Aren't you a big one, I guess I have to punch you harder.
>>3175191
>Falso Español activado
>>3175221
Wi-Wiggins, mo-more like...um, ca-can I not do this?
I-I'm not good at insults...
>>3175235
Literally what is your evidence?
>>3175184
If god is real then I can't say I'm not curious about how hell looks like.
>>3175221
Wh-What's come over me!?
>>3175184
Blegh, that was nasty.
>>3175193
Well, you'll be welcome here, either way.
>>3175221
>>3175232
Hehehehe...you'll hafta do better'n that. And yeah, they're stuck here, too. Not a guy, though....
>>3175236
Seeya 'round.
>>3175244
Ask what? A dumb question? And hey, no worries.
>>3175221
In the end it's the only thing that keeps these insufferable mortals locked up for the rest of eternity~!
>>3175221
>I know that feel man. Insomnia's hell
So one day I'll die. Already know that, thanks for stating the obvious
>>3175240
Maaan...I'll go join the outlaws or something...something cool like that, or better yet, me and Ted are going to make our own Justice league...with Black Jack...and Hookers.
>>3175221
>>3175249
Too late man. Once a hater, always a hater
>>3175213
>Real quick this is life or death...
>What is the word for highschool in spanish?
>>3175266
Is this Karma...This is Karma isn't it?
>>3175266
I guess it's time..
I didn't want to do this.
>Cuts finger
>>3175194
>tfw I play the ERP version of one of Hoshi's avas.
I actually got asked if I were him once...
>>3175242
Same to you, buddy.
>>3175260
You guys are as welcoming as always, thanks again. I'll be out of your hair soon.
>>3175266
...That some kind of black people like fried chicken joke? Fuck you.
>>3175266
That just seems to be a waste of a life.
>>3175272
>Escuela secundaria/bachillerato
>>3175266
>>3175274
Instant Karma. The best kind
>>3175260
Have you apologized to Rika? Because if you haven't I'll get her to apologize to you somehow..
>>3175266
I'm safe in here, can't I get a day to myself?
>>3175266
>>3175277
Humans don't taste like chicken at all.
Jack's being a huge asshole this game.
>>3175244
It is nothing important.
>>3175260
Hold a moment, Healing Wind!
>A breeze blows by and heals your wound a bit
Please, excuse my behavior just now, I don't know what came over me... and that doesn't sound like the Lambda I know, it must be a coincidence.
>>3175266
That can't be true!
>>3175265
Ted's dead, Jaime. The outlaws are not hiring. Its been a pleasure, blue beetle
>>3175236
Sleep tight.
>>3175307
I'm a huge asshole every game. Your point?
>>3175307
What in the world...?
>>3175307
(So soon after...!?)
>>3175288
>Fuck then whats the word for middle school and elementary school
>>3175316
Jeez John, where have you been, there's been like...a Universe re...thingy, now the scarabs a jerk...Teds back, and I don't have a girlfriend anymore.
Welcome to hell.
>>3175278
Hey, no worries. I wrecked her tank, I helped her rebuild, she's not crazy enough 'ta do that again, all is well.
>>3175302
We reconciled over all'a that.
>>3175312
Hehehe, hey, no worries. I'm tougher'n'most. What's this Lambda'a your's like, anyhow?
>>3175250
None of my "evidence" will be good enough for you if you're already so hellbent on it not being her. Go ahead and ask her yourself.
>>3175339
Go youko!
>>3175339
Th-This can't be happening!
>>3175278
(Do you have an email or other thing for non-4chan communication?)
>>3175329
>Escuela intermedia and Escuela primaria
>What are you even doing? Cheating on exams?
>>3175351
>implying she'd ever admit it even if it was true
>implying I know where she is
Come on, back your statement up.
>>3175339
Oh.
>>3175307
I mean, I'm not created by God so I'm pretty sure he hates me already, and nothing happens when I die, just darkness, like a coma I suppose.
>>3175311
It was important enough to mention, you can tell me, or do you not want my help?
>>3175339
Not hungry.
>>3175344
Oh, you hugged and made up?
>>3175339
Well. I didn't expect differently for this game, though
>>3175328
It's been a long time since I've used that form..
Not since...
...Hopefully no one saw..
Here is your final three. Watch as they desperately try their best to make sure they're the last one standing.
>>3175359
>inb4 bolin
>>3175344
...Wrong link?
>>3175357
Just email.
>>3175335
No. Everyone you love is dead and I'm firing you. Maybe the avengers are hiring?
>>3175193
(E-mail me, silly Yuruposter.)
>>3175357
Edwad has email!
>>3175385
>inb4 Yukine
>>3175359
>Video Spanish assignment. but I've been pretending to know spanish the whole time and getting by on grammer and culture during midterms. Need to write an OK sounding script. Stil don't know how i'm editing the clips
>>3175386
(Would you mind sharing? I can leave mine instead if you like.)
>>3175388
...Is it cause of that time I stole like, three of those cookies?
Is that what this is about...
>>3175400
>inb4 Jew
>>3175370
No huggin' involved, but yeah.
>>3175386
>Yep. So sorry, I am dumb.
>>3175380
I mean... I don't think I can help.
I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE
>>3175392
(Edwad. I will give kissy on lippy for email.)
>>3175410
>inb4 me
>>3175385
>Well he better pass this.
>>3175403
Sheeeit budy, good luck with that. Don't you have Google Translator on you?
>>3175423
kys souda
>>3175379
>Distance casual whistling
>>3175344
He was a brutal, vengeful monster who looked down on all forms of life and manipulated King Richard into helping him achieve his goals.
Now that he's calmed down however... He behaves the same as before, but at least he isn't trying to kill us all or take over my brother.
>>3175415
I bet you two look like sisters if you stand next to each other!
>>3175389
Fine, maybe I will!
>>3175406
Leave yours, and I'll send you an email. You'll know it's me.
>>3175415
No problem!
Anyway, sorry to bother you all. I'll be out now. Enjoy your games!
>>3175370
I am just upset. I suppose this feeling lasts a few days.
Congratulations.
>>3175428
I'm right here.
>>3175433
Congrats and thanks me for hostin
>>3175423
>bolin
>>3175307
No reason?
>>3175439
([email protected])
>>3175444
yessss!
congrats and thanks for hosting! <3
>>3175408
You're being fired for strictly professional reasons. The thievery is only a simple 85% of the reasons why this is happening
>>3175434
...Huh. Yeah, that's like th'polar opposite of the one I've seen.
>>3175437
C'mon, now, just 'cause we got brown hair an' brown eyes....
>>3175439
>Have a good one!
>>3175444
Congrats, an' thanks for havin' us!
>>3175456
Second...
Congratulations. Thank you for the match.
>>3175444
Thanks for hosting!
>>3175447
>>3175462
>>3175468
>>3175474
>>3175476
You people should be shamed that you let me host, but since you're all here you might as well tell me if there's any other way to make my games for unbearable.
>>3175470
Why don't you just get your friend to translate it for ya?
>>3175465
...John I think you're being a bit biased about this, what's the other...fifteen perfect...and didn't Booster and Ted do the same thing...but like, on a bigger scale?
>>3175424
[email protected]
Now give me kissy.
>>3175433
K.
>Ded.
>>3175443
It's really saddening hearing you say that, especially seeing how strong you seem, is there anyway I can help?
>>3175468
I mean, it's true...
>>3175474
I feel a little cheated with that event to be honest...
>>3175456
Congratulations!
Thanks for hosting and keeping us entertained!
>>3175485
Don't be so depressed and negative.
Tuturu~
>>3175430
>>3175489
>Her lips press firmly against your own, tongue teasing at the edge of her mouth before pulling away
>>3175498
Stop being so happy and unpleasant to be around.
>>3175368
Nigga, I ain't got any screencaps or anything like that. Just piece things together like writing style, the fact she talks with people from HG like she's already familiar them, she's a known ERPer and all the shit like that. Like I already said though, that's obviously not going to be enough for you.
>>3175486
>She's asleep and I forgot to write down her edits.
>>3175456
Er.. thank you?
>>3175468
That's good...
>He takes a yawn
...Pardon me, Miss Aussa, but I must be heading back home now to get some rest. Farewell for now.
>>3175492
I'd reckon that's where th'similarities end.
>>3175485
Get your sibling to host the other one.
>>3175492
I am at a loss.
>>3175508
Das a good kissy kissy.
Is sis the part where I go naked?
>>3175508
>>3175515
What did you just say you little brat? That was an order, not an advice
>>3175527
Hehe, I'd bet you'd like her, actually. Seeya 'round, then, have a good'un.
>>3175488
And I remember saying something about them being dead, yes?
>>3175470
>Well the google translations are not really that far. But I'll trust your friend's judgment, good luck Anon!
>>3175500
Well your statement about chicken was just so innaccurate.
>>3175519
>Known ERP'er
But she never ERP'd, not even when the OG Honey Bee Inn was up.
>>3175492
>>3175527
Whatever.
>>3175533
Is that a direct insult to my games? Ill have you know I spent exactly one hour getting this put together.
>>3175545
Your breath smells. Go bother someone else.
>>3175539
Don't you look ad us, stooped pessent.
I am da chosen one and I get kissy on lippy.
>>3175552
J-John, what did you do to Booster?
I think I should be firing you.
>>3175564
Smile, or I'll shoot. Not going to say it again.
>>3175534
(Not here, Edwad, in the other place. )
>>3175529
Like I said you two act similar....
>>3175533
About what? The event or what I can do?
>>3175235
Ragyo is Elizabeth not Aaliyah
>>3175555
Oh.. Oh...
I forgot..
People retain their memories after death here..
>Ahem
What was it that killed you in the arena?
>>3175560
>Just because you don't know about it means she isn't an ERPer
Alright, bruh, we're done here, move along.
>>3175576
Aside from th'confidence?
>>3175570
>>3175575
Oh
I arredy did it here.
>>3175565
>>3175583
I just like to watch, actually~.
