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/ERP/ bread Mei fucking Pauls ass edition. Stale bread >>3168806
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/ERP/ bread
Mei fucking Pauls ass edition.
Stale bread
>>3168806
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>>3171962
I love this edition.
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*touches your butt*
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>>3171745
Then why don't you start by getting naked
>i smile and manage to peel y hand from your body as i start to take off my jeans and hoodie
Then we will see how much of a bitch you will be made
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Nth for RIP in Peace Fish-kun
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>>3171661
Well obviously I'm a young lady, I was just fishing for compliments. It's called roleplaying, bub!

>>3171703
Ah~ that's more like it! You totally get it!
>Her hips squirm at first, but then she lowers herself even further down, pressing her slit directly against his mouth. She reaches out a hand to stroke the base of his cock while wrapping her lips around it once again.

>>3171704
Heehee, you really are too much! Well, would you like to prove your devotion to your goddess?

>>3171830
Mm, mmph!
>She squirms briefly, but the enjoys the sensation. Her own tongue wrestles and plays with the long squid tongue as she returns the hug, holding Callie tightly.
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>>3171749
Sigh. You're hopeless.

>Rachel lightheartedly teases the loyal servant as he licks her foot. She wiggled each of her toes as the servant's tongue passed in between them. She smiles smugly as he lowers her foot over his aroused bulge. Rachel raised one of her eyebrows in interest after hearing the servant's question.

A favor? Such as?
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Hi! I'm new here, anyone wanna date and play some Overwatch together?

I main Mei.
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>Mettaton will never come back to defeat LD for us using his powerful, sexy legs
We need him now more than ever.
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>>3171847
But it's not much of a show for the audience, is it?
>She frowned down at him while placing her hands on her hips
I wonder if there's anything we can do here to make the audience -cheer-?

>>3171950
(Gah, it's fine. Let's play some other time!)

>>3171915
>Miku catcall whistled, pleased with her performance and the audience replied raucously with hoots and hollers, clearly enjoying the show.
Not bad, not bad at all!
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>>3172044
>last time I saw mettaton was in a bar RP where he became Mexican and set the entire place on fire

Wew.
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>>3172000
If you wanted compliments, you need only show that beautiful, youthful form, Goddess!
I'll muster up the best tribute to your beauty that I can~
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>>3172040
Cheating on me already?!
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>>3172044
https://youtu.be/GHQ6ba-n12E
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>>3172060
FISH-KUN DINDU NUFFIN
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>>3172060
Press F to pay respects
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>>3172000
>His cock throbs in her mouth in excitement, and with his hands still on her hips he eagerly gets to work on her slit, rubbing his tongue along her lips in long, slow motions before poking against the entrance and then sinking his tongue inside her, tasting her walls folds and rubbing against them enthusiastically
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>>3172065
Kurisu go to bed.
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>>3171808

Honestly, I encourage all sorts of drama and shitposting, it livens this thread up, but aside from when I have to work, I keep my own personal problems out of it.
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Hey i'm new anyone got the link to LD's discord? Seems like a pretty chill place to be.
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>>3172060
>Kenny carefully trying to dance around the issue so he doesn't make LD mad
Grow some fucking backbone you spineless panda.
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>>3171775
>The feeling of the magician's hand playing around with his rear still showed no effect on his face but clearly one in his hand. His pace continued working up until he was soon rapidly jerking off in front of everyone; his hand moved briskly, covering and uncovering his swollen head, which looked like it was about to burst. His breathing escalated as well, and it wasn't before long until he was right on the edge of orgasm. Just before he hit that point of no return, however, his hand flew off his cock and the life returned to his eyes.
What was I...? Why do I feel like - !?
>Now back to his normal self, he couldn't understand why he was standing on stage with a full erection - on the very precipice of cumming, no less. He couldn't understand the situation at all, especially why the idol was hanging on to him. And thanks to that, despite his confusion, his arousal didn't calm down one bit.
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>>3172081
>>3172086
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>>3172015
>Pets the Rachel
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>>3172065
>>3172018

No I want you to be my heal slut!

So long as I can be your Elsa :3
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>>3172111
Fucking christ I'm in tears.
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>>3172106
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>>3171991
Y-yes sir!
>She eagerly returned, getting rid of her clothes, tossing her panties aside before standing in front of him in the nude, on all fours.
A-arf! Bark!
>She looks like she's going all in on the whole acting thing.
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>>3172111
>trips
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>>3172097
It's more like I care very little. The witch hunt is a little annoying though.
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>>3172106
That confirms it wasn't shy anon, he is unbanned
thanks
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>>3172054
>He stares up at her, frowning slightly.
Well, you could make me beg for it~ Or hurt me a little bit first~ I'm not sure. The audience might have a better idea!
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>>3171990
Thanks. And I don't know if the other anon has a reply for me or everything good with me now?

>>3172054
W-when is Mikuo coming back? Just curious. Going to watch a movie noe

>Francis
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>>3171977
I love you

>>3171994
He was innocent

>>3172044
That'd be interesting
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>>3172000
Mmmmm
>Callie continues kissing passionately as she grabs a handful of the goddess's bountiful boobs

>>3171944
Oh yes... so much ink!
>Callie licks her lips, sucking up some of his thick cum
Thank you anon...

>>3171949
>Callie slides her tongue out of Ashley's little mouth, leaving a trail of drool. She licks her lips and smiles
You're a great kisser, Ashley... why don't you come to my bed?

>>3172001
>Callie gulps his cum down her throat and spreads her legs
Ready for round two anon?~
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>>3172000
D-devotion...
>She softly repeated, before nodding and stripping her body of her clothing, all except her bra and panties, while she stood in front of Palutina with a beating heart.
Yes...I want to show you my love and dedication...
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>>3172157
No you don't, you just want my soul.
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>>3172111
Rip in fish.
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Is link around?

>Blake
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>LD literally banning everyone as part of a witch hunt
This is the funniest fucking thing. You cannot make this shit up.
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Fish isn't banned
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Jesus, the drama of these threads...

Why can't people just typefuck and let it be at that? It should be simple.
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>>3172170
Check your email.

>DMG
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Good evening my children. I see it's another... interesting night. How did your Monday treat you?

What are you listening to on this warm summer night?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic
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LD's autism is literally making me ill. I wish this kid would just fuck off already.
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>>3172192
>I'm just going to keep kicking people until the screenshots stop
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
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>>3172054
>Smirking, she winked towards Miku, slowly pulling her school shirt up and throwing it behind her, right onto someone's face. Slowly strolling towards Miku, she undid her bra, letting her tits bounce out as she handed Miku her bra.
Keep it; Ibuki already has backups at home~
>She promised, before slowly turning around, extending her limbs out for the crowd to see just how lewd and eager her body was.
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>>3172192
You're only narrowing down the options withe every screenshot
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>>3172199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo
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>>3172199
Doing alright fake father, just hanging out with my dear Chara.
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>>3172199
Good ol' Nujabes, Papa Bones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK8LfZAOqKs
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>>3172015

>He looks up at her, her smugness made him think she already knew what he wanted. He grabs her foot and moves it directly on top of her bulge.

Well, I was wondering if you could give me a footjob. It felt really good when you stepped on me yesterday.
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>>3172209
Check your email.

>DMG
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>>3172199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EOWfvX2czw
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>>3172209
Fuck you I do what I want!
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>>3172209
How fucking dumb are you? It's so obvious it's Kenny and you're getting played. Anyone with a brain can see that.
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>>3172209
an if i stop randumly when you ban someone?
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>>3172135
Well someone is eager
>i smile and shake my dick at you a little
Lets see if you can suck dick as good as your lips say you can
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>>3172199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXSpMP3jwcQ
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>>3172170
Damn, how'd you know?

>>3172199
Give me chocolate
https://youtu.be/6JapDyUwAu8
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>yfw it's actually LD doing the screencaps herself
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>>3172044
AH YES YOU DO, DON'T YOU?

THE ONLY COUNTER TO GREEN FROG HIPS ARE METAL GLAM LEGS.

LUCKY FOR YOU- THE MTT FROG EXTERMINATION SERVICE IS BACK ONLINE.
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>>3172250
Fucking LOL
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>>3172250
promoting his discord.
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>>3172222

>>3172230
Hi DMG.
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>>3172250
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>>3172232
Oh shit this anon figured it out.
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>>3172236
Then you've stopped
I know who I've been banning so it's not hard to trace

>>3172250
>light theme ever
ew
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>>3172164
>he pulls his drippling cock back, sliding it between her wet tits until it slips out of their hold, and takes a look at the cum-splattered girl
It was my pleasure.

... but I'm not sure if I feel COMPLETELY drained just yet.
>he looks down her body, going from her now filthy face, over her shapely breasts, down her flat belly, until he's staring between her legs
I think your hole down there ought to have some ink too.
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>>3172254
My hero~!

>swoons
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>>3172061
Well of course, I'm always ready to receive prayers from my followers! Gaze upon me, oh mortal!

>>3172087
>She gives a small moan in appreciation as she resumes her work. She continues to enthusiastically bob up and down, stopping occasionally to slather his cock with her tongue. Meanwhile her hand gently massages his balls, stretching and feeling at the skin.

>>3172167
Such a good girl~
>Palutena smiles again, stepping towards her with her arms outspread. She grabs the girl in an embrace, holding her head in between Palutena's cleavage
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>>3172254
BASED METTATON WILL SAVE US! GIVE HER A HEART TO HEART!
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>>3172164
>Without missing a beat, he nods, his cock still semi-hard even after unloading into her.
Heh... I'm ready if you are~
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>>3172267
Just a fan listening in tribute.
... Dumb dumb
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>>3172199
>that song
Oh that brings back the memories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ecvBaqHBk

>>3172232
What.

>>3172249
Good fucking taste.
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>>3172275
Autistic returd, i meen if i just decide to stop when you banned someone then start again when you unban the others
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>>3172249
Well you can have it, but instead of the usual, we work together just like last time.
>>3172254
OUR HERO ARRIVES
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Viral wtd
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>>3172164
>Feeling her tongue leave, she softly whined, but nodded and followed her to her bed, kissing her cheek.
Mmm...thank you Callie...

>>3172241
Arf arf!
>She barked up eagerly, eyeing his cock, and slowly leaning in, giving his cock a peck on the tip, before letting her tongue slide down to his base, and back up to swirl around his head, before finally taking it in and sucking on his doggy dick, whining with delight.
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>>3172282
*gulp~*...I'm gazing...
G-good GODDESS, I'm gazing...~
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ITT: niggas still taking 4chan seriously
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>>3172301
>Tomoko plotting spamming the thread with shitposts
He's in good company isn't he?
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>>3172254
>Ratings skyrocket as Death By Glamor plays.
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>>3172282
>He moans into her pussy at her enthusiastic work, making his cock throb again and again while his balls seem to twitch in the grip of her massaging fingers, and he moves his tongue around more vigorously, tasting her flesh and juices while digging into her depths and massaging her walls, exploring her corners, and teasing her sensitive pink flesh
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>>3172315
>taking tomoko the underage serial nude messager seriously
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>>3172304
You know you don't have to bark and all, right ?
>i smile rub your head a bit as you suck me off
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>>3172279
YOUR HANDSOME, ELEGANT, BETTER-THAN-EVER HERO, THAT IS. YOU HAVE TO PROMOTE AS "NEW AND IMPROVED", DARLING, THAT'LL MAKE MORE PEOPLE GET INTERESTED!

>>3172284
WONDERFUL IDEA, HONEY! EXCEPT MY PLANS WERE MORE OR LESS ON THE LINES OF "MY FOOT IN HER ASS".

>>3172299
THE HERO OF /TRASH/! THE ONE AND ONLY, GRRRREAT AND POWERFUL MMMMMETTATON!!!
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Anyone wanna play some Overwatch with me? :(
I'm so lonely.
You all are my friends, some I'll keep for life though! :)
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>>3172341
>my foot in her ass

METTATON IS FUCKING AWESOME
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>threads still around
>pure cancer
God bless.
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>>3172213
Pretty damn good. Don't know if it's the best, but certainly delightful
>>3172216
Chara is indeed a lovely little murderer. Make sure to supply with chocolate and LOVE

>>3172217

I want to do a time lapse of my entire day to this song. Don't really know why.

>>3172230

I feel bad. If It hadn't been for Part 4, I would have never listened to this wonderful song.

>>3172249

Of course my darling Chara~
>takes out several duty free sized bars of milk chocolate from his inventory, handing them to the killer in a stack that blocks her vision


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCrHtr0Cs6g

>>3172254

>Proceeds to edit his essay on mettaton's beautiful legs

>>3172293

It's been far too long since I've listened to this~

>>3172246

I have friends who swear by this game but I never tried it.


>>3172293
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>>3172347
>LD thinks that posting meaningless screenshots of the other discord will make them all buttmad

What?
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>>3172362
LD can't access the other Discord.
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>>3172341
>GRRRREAT AND POWERFUL MMMMMETTATON
... Trixie? Is that you?
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>>3172282
>Nodding softly, she stepped forward and let her head snuggle between her breasts, softly kissing them as she lets her own tits bounce out.
I-I'm your humble servant...
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>>3172347
>that annie went to discord instead of the threads

What a faggot
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FUNPOSTERS OF /ERP/!
RISE UP AND UNITE!
LEND YOUR STRENGTH TO METTATON! ERADICATE THE GREEN MENACE!

https://youtu.be/YHL_Bk60F_4
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>>3172372
Are you really that dumb?
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Fish will stay here for now.
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All of this talk is meaningless. you know who truly wins, right?

Me. I have the high ground.
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>>3172379
POST LEGS
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>>3172142
Actually...hm, I like making you beg for it, that's a good idea~
>She chuckled with a renewed smile as she reached down with a satiny gloved hand and caressed the side of his cheek
So get to it, or Miku's not even going to consider sitting on her couch~

>>3172148
(NEVER.
Just kidding, I bring him out when my favorite filthy shotacon boat is around sometimes. Hopefully SOON)

>>3172208
Eheh, well that's quite the souvenir for the night~
>Miku removed her top hat and pushed it into it before walking up to Ibuki and smacking her ass playfully
You're either super susceptible to mind control or not at all, it's hard to tell when you're so eager! But the little pole dance got the crowd fired up, so how about an encore~?

>>3172098
I never felt like
>She bobbed her head left and right
I mean! Of course, you were giving the crowd an exciting climax, but I can't help but steal the show~
>She continued kneading his butt as her other hand moved over his and forcefully tugged and stroked at his cock
Keep going, paint the stage white~
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>>3172276
I think I agree!
>Callie spreads her legs apart, welcoming him to her wet cunt

>>3172288
Go for it anon!~

>>3172304
I just thought we might be more comfortable here. Now let's get back to business...
>Callie once again starts kissing the girl, and pushes her down onto the bed and cuddles her small cute body
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>>3172389
Fish is the hero ERP needs, but not the one it deserves
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>>3172338
>The giggling she made while she sucked on his cock told him "yes, but it's still fun". She locked eyes with him as she continued to pay homage to his dick.
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>>3172379
Who wants their dick sucked?
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>>3172116
>swats the anon's hand away and glares

Don't touch me.

>>3172219
My, my. You really are a pervert.

>Rachel pushes her foot down on the servant's bulge, lightly stepping on it. The complacent grin plastered across the girl's face never left as she teased and prodded him.

But...since you've been good today... I suppose I could grant this one request.
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>>3172389
Thank you fish.
Fish a best
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>>3172379
Shitposters must work together, not alienate each other.
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(FUCK i forgot the picture)
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>>3172398
Well, legs ARE nice...
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>>3172399
So this is where the shota meme comes from?
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>>3172293
Cinders theme is also pretty damn good

>>3172299
Work together? And I don't really remember last time

>>3172361
I swear I'm going to need some kind of property to store all my chocolate at some point
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Fish wishes for everyone to be peaceful
Vote fish for best green femme-dom
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Is foot-chan here?
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>You till never thighfuck Mettaton's legs
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>>3172399
H-Hotarumaru? N..no..
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I NEVER FELT LIKE
A SMITTEN LOVER
I NEVER FELT LIKE
THINKING THIS WOULD LAST FOREVER
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Hey guys whats goin on in here? *headlights on drama bombs*....*drives in reverse slowy*
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POST MORE LEGS FAGGOTS

HAVE TO LEND YOUR LEG POWER
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>>3172335
He's mad now.
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>>3172453
You rang?
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OH MY POOR, BEAUTIFUL DARLINGS... SUCH A SHAME IT IS TO SEE YOU UNDER THE UNFORGIVING RULE OF THAT SLUTTY GREEN FROG THING! DO NOT FEAR, BEAUTIFULIES, FOR I, METTATON, HAVE DECIDED TO RUN AS THE NEW OFFICIAL PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE OF /ERP/!

SO PLEASE, DARLINGS, LET US ALL UNITE AND DEFEAT THAT GREEN DICTATOR ONCE AND FOR ALL- AND TOGETHER WE SHALL MAKE A MORE INTERESTING DRAMA! ONE THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE DISCORD OR FROGS- ONE THAT EVERYONE LOVES AND ENJOYS!

#MTT2016
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Is there really a Mei here now? I want to worship her fat ass.
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FUNPOSTERS!

HE CANNOT SHITPOST WHAT HAS ALREADY BEEN SHITPOSTED! POST YOUR DANKEST MEMES, /ERP/! IF OUR THREADS ARE TO BE SPAMMED WITH NONSENSE, IT SHOULD BE OUR NONSENSE, NOT HIS!
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>>3172402
>A blush briefly spreads across his face, leaning into her gloved hand.
P-please sit on your couch, Miss Miku! I'd love nothing else than for you to be allowed to take a well-deserved seat upon it~ Nothing would make me happier!
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>>3172455
She was always ours, Miya, you fucking cuck. Don't ever rp or erp with her ever again without my consent.
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>>3172468
How are you doing tonight?
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>>3172399
Plutia is everywhere
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>>3172485
>She
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>>3172465
Why does Tomoko even still come here?
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>>3172478
Low energy again? Sad!
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>>3172482
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>>3172414
Yeah, your right
>I smile and gently pull her face away from my cock and i start to lie down
Now lets see how you ride, alright ?
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>>3172478
#MTT2016
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LD did nothing wrong
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>>3172444
Well basically we both get souls for you! Doesn't that sound just fantastic?
>>3172478
#BuildTheWallOfLegs
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https://discord.gg/0z0fZpua19px3h7G
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>>3172403
Great!
>he quickly gets down between her spread legs, places a hand on her hip, and moves his still erect cock to her wet slit
A squid like you deserves lots and lots of ink!
>with a firm thrusts, he shoves his cock into her, spreading her lips apart as his rod is pushed into her tunnel and fills her while feeling her walls squeeze around his shaft and head
>he holds on to her hips as he thrusts again and again, not going slow but fucking her hard right away, smacking loudly against her as he pushes his cock inside her over and over
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>>3172478
>Raises hands high into the sky
METTATON TAKE MY ENERGY
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>>3172478
Will you build a wall? A wall made of legs?
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>>3172491
Better
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>>3172478
#MTT2016
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>>3172482
Only through shitposting can we cleanse this land.
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>>3172308
Is that all you're doing? You'd get better that cock out mister, it's time to make a sacrifice to your goddess!

>>3172334
>After a while, Palutena seems slightly distracted from your cock. She pulls her head up to gasp for air, and her body shudders. She moans as she orgasms, juices spilling from her pussy even more quickly. She resumes her ministrations immediately, hand vigorously masturbating the man as her mouth sucks and licks the top again.

>>3172377
I know you are, dear...Let me have a look at you...
>Palutena pulls away from the hug, reaching down to gently grope at the small girls breasts. Pinching and massaging her nipples, she then reaches up to place a hand under her chin. Bending down, she kisses the girl on her mouth.
You're quite beautiful yourself, you know. I would be delighted to have you tonight~
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>>3172481
I guess no. All I see is shit posting :(
guess ill try later
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>>3172527
Those are very nice feet of yours. Are they for worshipping?
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Nigger is mad kek
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GIVE METTATON YOUR ENERGY
\0/
''|
/.\
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>>3172541
They're all for worshipping!
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>>3172526
Can I have your bone?
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>>3172402
Either way, Ibuki LOVES the attention~
>She declared, kicking the air again and letting her holes be shown and she grabbed onto the pole and twirled around it, slapping her ass as she stopped with her back against the crowd, bending over and grinding her cheeks between the microphone pole.
Oh, Ibuki hopes this is being taped for later! She has to show her wife this!
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>>3172517
Damn picture didnt show
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>>3172543
Explain? What was, 'that'
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____ is cancer
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>>3172398
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>>3172543
Hi dom!
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>>3172402
Ah~ M-Miku, I'm already - !!
>Already on the edge of orgasm by his own actions, the shock of feeling the idol forcefully grab his dick sent him over the edge after a couple of strokes. His head leaned back and his eyes closed in pleasure as a few thick wads of semen erupted from his head; two sizable ropes flew onto the stage floor, followed by a a third and fourth that decreased in quantity. His cock continued twitching in the magician's glove; small amounts of leftover seed dribbled out the tip and onto her hand as the wave of pleasure subsided. After it was over, he slowly realized the situation he was in: naked from the bottom down, having been just jerked off by his beloved idol in front of a crowd of people. He stood frozen without any idea of how to react.
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METTATON TAKE MY ENERGY!
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I vote for whoever is running against mettaton
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>>3172549
If you have the time may I worship yours?
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>>3172403
Don't have to tell me twice, Ms. Callie.
>As his hands run down her sides, he reaches her slit, running his fingers along it as he soon finds himself rock hard already, rubbing his member against her slick entrance as he teases her.

Gotta get all that ink out, after all~ So let's...

>Pressing the head against her cunt, he pushes in with a swift thrust into her tight hole.

...Go!
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>>3172563
The thread, the discord, you, me.
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>>3172554
>dislodges his humorous, handing it to you
Happy birthday Parsee! Or belated in this case.
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>>3172563
Everyone at this point.
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>>3172563
All this fucking dramaposting. Just watch Maury or Jerry Springer instead of being complete fucking faggots. Keep Discord in the Discord, keep the threads in the threads, and stop being so fucking easy to trigger.
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>>3172543

No one fucking cares, LD.

You're literally worse than Nue.
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>>3172559
>Not using DMG's mic pics
Come on you had one job.
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>>3172569
that avatar really bugs me. IT's a very punchable face
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Would you get a look at this, Zach? The thread has been sent into a state of chaos by an alien. Kind of reminds me of the movie Plan 9 From Outer Space. Have you seen it? It was written, directed, AND produced by the man of B-movies himself, Ed Wood. Do you know who was cast in this movie? Bela Lugosi! That's right, Mr. Dracula himself. Anyway, Zach, the plot of the movie is that aliens try to resurrect the dead to take over the Earth. Sounds familiar right now, doesn't it?
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>>3172535
>His mouth stays attached to her as she suddenly orgasms, his tongue still wiggling around inside her as her juices suddenly flow freely from her, and her eagerly teases and pleasures her throughout her bout of intense ecstasy
>With his face smeared with her erotic juices, he nonetheless keeps rubbing his tongue along her opening and gently pleasing her soaked flesh, while his cock throbs dangerously in her hand, leaking pre into her mouth as it seems to get ready to blow with her vigorous pumping
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>>3172569
which one has a punchable face?
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>>3172569
Hurray! This proves it wasn't me! But the invite link I had is expired ;-; Sad day.
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>>3172604
omg I'm dead
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>>3172478
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Why doesnt someone just be a better LD? How could you come back if he has no avatar to post as?
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Hey so.... I know this may not be the best time to blog post but I feel really down... I just broke up with my bf and he told me... some things. I've been crying all night.
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>>3172535
Sacrifice...
Y-yes, ma'am!
I swear, I'll worship you p-properly...~!
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Is there a cut tool on ms paint where i can make nonphoto avapics of my vehicle?
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>>3172624
Ask Nue
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>>3172560
The fact that he sent nude pics.
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>>3172615
the pink one. Parker.
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>>3172629
Is this who I think it is?
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Going to make something really clear right now.
Peach is my bitch.
She sucks cock when I tell her to
She takes it in her big slutty ass when I tell her to
She takes cum when I tell her to.
You all can fuck her, cum in her, do what you please with her. But I'm her Mistress. And I'm the one that makes her toes curl when she cums.

Isn't that right Peachy?

>In loving memory
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>>3172624
It'd just be really confusing to have two LDs at the same time
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>>3172624
Who would want to be such a ugly ava? And heck erp with her in the first place?
I'll choose my anime waifus anyday.
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>>3172629
Get used to it.
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>>3172403
Y-you're right, miss Callie...
>she remarked, hugging the squid sister and nuzzling back.
Ah...
I love this Callie...
I don't want this to end...

>>3172510
>Being placed on his dick, she let out a moan as she rode him, grinding her hips into tone with him thrusting into her.
Ah; Oh, fuck...
I-I'm falling in love with the idea of being your personal bitch in heat~
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>>3172563

Everyone in the Discord
Lord Dominator
Any avatar who browses these threads and doesn't ERP (if you don't ERP, go to HG)
Furshit
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>>3172639
Thanks.
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>>3172641
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>>3172600
Who's avatar and why do you say that?
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Nice thread, Iowa
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For what it's worth, I still want LD to forcibly take my cum on her ship against my will.
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>>3172517
>WallOfLegs
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>>3172667
Sometimes I try really hard not to be cancer, but it's just too enticing, anon.
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>>3172646
....
>>3172659
...
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>>3172667
Thats like 95% percent of the /erp/ population
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>>3172682
Nice samefag Dom
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Just gonna leave this here.

(cont)
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>>3172647
Less we forget.
>Pours out bottle of vodka
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>>3172707
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>>3172535
G-goddess...
>She mumbled, letting her reveal her body, moaning as she was fondled, squirming delightfully at her touches, before losing herself into her kiss.
A-ah...~
Goddess...please take me. Please use me as yours~
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>>3172682
Hi dom!
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Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you.

Oh can't you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches with every step you take.
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>>3172682
I just want to fuck her green alien pussy.

Luckily she still ERPs sometimes.
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>>3172629
Hi Nue
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>>3172707
Old news and already divorced, besides Chara is mine
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>>3172660
Ohhhh i had a feeling you were
>i moan as i thrust harder and faster into you
Hope you don't mind when i pump your tight pussy full of cum
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>>3172667
>RP on HG is practically non-existent
>ERP is only for ERP
>Any attempt to make an RP Thread just turns into shitposting

You just can't win.
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What really grinds my gears though is people not playing because of shit posting.
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>>3172586
>Takes the bone and kisses it before handing it back to him.
T-thank you. Today has been a fun day.
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>>3172706
>>3172722
Not dom, just an anon who really likes to be dominated (no pun intended)
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>>3172667
>(if you don't ERP, go to HG)
keep your cancer, I don't want them
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>>3172724
>Paul does erps
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>>3172724
Yeah but LD's highschool english class hasn't gotten to erotic literature
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>>3172698

Which is why /erp/ is shit.
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Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you.

Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace.
I dream at night, I can only see your face.
I look around but it's you I can't replace.
I feel so cold, and I long for your embrace.
I keep crying baby, baby, please...

Oh can't you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches with every step you take.
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All I know is, is that a mountain can't tame a bear. But a bear can sure as hell tame a mountain.
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VINO, COME TO OUR AID!
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Who the fuck is DMG
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>>3172778
damage
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So the Discord fags are banned right?
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>>3172778
The Queen of Cock.
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>>3172778
Some female, like me :3

>blake
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>>3172771
Or maybe you're just the shitty 5% that wont moderinize
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>>3172778
Someone who isn't around anymore.
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>>3172745
(I-I would, but I have work to do...)
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>>3172778
It's were you get your driver's license, I think.
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>>3172731
yh ok
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>>3172778
An idiot who was screwed over by an idiot autist
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>>3172517
So I'm going to assume you're not giving me yours? At least give me chocolate

>>3172707
That was funny as fuck
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>>3172745
This
Discord needs to fuck off and stop shitposting
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>>3172608
>Her lower body squirms even more from your tongue, tired from the last exertion.
Give it to me, my servant!
>She pants, savoring the taste of precum as she strokes ever harder.

>>3172631
That's a good follower. Your goddess demands an offering! An offering of semen!

>>3172718
I thought you would never ask, my dear...
>Palutena kneels down, planting kisses along her body: first her mouth again, followed by her breasts, moving down her stomach, until finally Palutena's head is between the girls legs. Hands along her hips, she plants another kiss on the girl's delicate slit before luxuriously running her tongue along her inner thighs
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
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Hey guise, anyroom for a Femanon ;3
Don't treat me different just cause I'm a guuurrrrrrllll
Just treat me like one of the brahs :D xoxoxo
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>>3172792
>Banning discord fags

>>>/out/
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Which is more of a circlejerk? HG or here?
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>>3172807
who are you
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HG

Please come and purge us.
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I guess foot-chan didn't want to play after all...
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