Heroes Games continued
Some people choose poor hiding places tonight.
>>3167840
I wonder how old this thing is, would someone mind if I have to destroy?
>>3167870
>The creature hisses, sniffing around your personal space.
Me neither, it's not really an actual "ghost", more like a being who can't be seen normaly. It is inmune to most kinds of damages, but you can take him down if you try hard enough.
>>3167871
You need to eat more than just junk and noodles if you want to stay healthy, I'll cook if necessary but don't get used to it.
>>3167893
You aren't afraid in the slightest huh? Now that's rare.
>The ghost stays still for a while as you pet him, his texture feels like bandages made of rough skin.
Tis guy is very sturdy! But his time is limited and I can't make him appear just as I please, he's also weak to water.
>>3167961
let's take this huge hammer back home!
hitler
>>3168037
Stupid Battle droids! I'm much smarter than them!
Which avafags have left in the past months?
>>3168020
>Dima?
>>3168031
>Nods
I figured. Ever thought about it back in the army? Other droids like you ever talk about something like that?
>>3168037
Ghosts? Ghosts!? What the hell is this!?
>>3167979
It can't be possibly based on me! You don't even know anything about the true story of the Supreme Overlord of Ice!
>>3167989
...I know no fear.
>>3168037
It is clear that we walked through an inter dimensional worm hole and ended up in an alternate universe!
>>3168055
You can always kill me if you want.
>>3168058
Interesting, interesting. I'll keep all of that in mind if we ever have to fight eachother.
>>3168037
>>3168037
Thanks for accompanying me...
this place might turn out to be dangerous
>>3167977
I've only had seven.
>>3167995
We've been having some power issues recently. Currently we're working to activate a mass reactor that could resolve the issue.
>>3168037
Let's see what these knigths are made off!
>>3168058
I can't expect you to cook all the time for me. I know you're a busy man, gramps. You have a life outside of our home.
>>3167961
We can make eggs with all the egg it smashed, right?
>>3167979
He may let you think that way, but it's obvious he's scared of you and your stun gun.
>>3167986
You're really pissing me off now...
>>3168001
Is this going to be the same as you "breaking" me?
>>3168055
I said he looks fine.
>>3168081
I do, because I wrote it.
>>3168058
>She starts becoming very visibly terrified of the thing lurking near her.
Alright.. That's very.. Interesting, but I think I've seen enough.
>>3168037
What are these..? They're very useful..
Good evening inhabitants of this strange place.
>>3168079
far harbor character. i don't want to spoil it but he's related to nick in a way
>>3168075
Jude
Cirno
Seth
Hiccup
Kamina
lot of literally whos
some oldfags
some midfags
>>3168107
That doesn't make any sense? You don't have powers to influence reality with simply writing about it...right!?
Some skipped peace brings us to tonight where those mischievous apparitions take another life.
>>3168037
I knew it was sabotage....
>>3168028 (Zenyatta)
Or mine, for that matter. It can get annoyin', at times, but hey, what can ya do?
>>3167983 (Youkai guy)
Still, better havin' the wits 'ta back it up, as well.
>>3167989 (Subaru)
Stingray...? Oh, that guy. If anythin', he just confuses an' frustrates her at times.
>>3167995
>>3168079
Yep, decided 'ta get a tent, just in case. Now I've got some 'monster' lady with a scythe, a vampire, and an engineer there, as well. I've adjusted pretty well 'ta how this all works, myself.
>>3168002
>>3168109
With as many times as I've been frozen in time? Yeah, I'd day say so.
>>3168123
Jude is literally here right now
>>3168081
Tell me that while you look me dead in the eyes.
>>3168084
So now you're suicidal. Greaaaat.
>>3168107
Oh, you mean his actually looks? I guess he does. Not having any eyebrows kind of freaks me out though.
>>3168130
with who?
>>3168079
Not really, I've got more friends here than I could back there, plus this place is free from the wars, so it's nice...
>>3168118
Good evening to you too, Britain...
>>3168127
Time to be a hero, I hope it'll help me with the Jedi's trust...
>>3168127
I can just burn my way out
>>3168127
This again..
I'm still unsure what I'm supposed to be doing..
>>3168128
Frozen in time?
That's.. A common occurrence?
>>3168127
N-Never again...
>>3168128
Well, he is a robot. Those guys aren't really good at conversing. It'll take some time, but I think she'll warm up to him, just like how I did.
>>3168127
I expected vengeance to taste more bitter than sweet, but by the looks of it I was wrong.
This surely filled me up with a sweet feeling.
>>3168135
>Gundam stares into his eyes
>clearly he is scared but tries to hide it
I fear no man, or woman, or the thing between those.
>>3168126
Let's find out.
>>3168135
...
That too. But his eyebrows are fine.
>>3168135
I meant it as some sort of revenge. The offer's on the table.
I might not be so willing to let you kill me though.
>>3168127
Well. Lucky me that nobody took my bet on the dragon
>>3168128
Life tends to be less fun that way, to me
>>3168144
Corvo
>>3168096
>Frowns
Mass reactor? Isn't that a nuclear kind of thing?
>>3168119
>Got it. I gotta play Far Harbor, and Automaton too...haven't had the $$ to pick it up yet...Far Harbor looks amazing though
>>3168128
>Smiles
That's good. Lookin' after the folks that have no place. You'd fit right in Diamond City.
>>3168127
My steel gut's telling me to get outta here. Now.
>>3168151
>Nods
Then it's best staying here, I reckon. Got a place to stay?
>>3168127
Wheee
>>3168127
>>3168080
Hey what the hell is this? Why are there ghosts?
Is of back what did I miss?
>>3168177
it's insanely good. well worth the money
>>3168168
How about no? Maybe you could make it a tragic one, that ends with the female's death?
You could test your powers with that.
>>3168128
>>3167919
Oh, Elly? Yes she is one of my friends as well...
>>3168177
Just outside the arena, I built a small shack out of the pieces that i steal from it...
>>3168197
Who is Cirno posting as?
>>3168189
Probably nothing
>>3168118
"Strange" is relative.
>>3168161
...For me. I've got a "temporal magician" that seems to've taken a...liking 'ta me.
>>3168163
As it were, I don't think she dislikes 'im.
>>3168172
Sometimes, safety's gotta take priority.
>>3168177
>She laughs briefly
Well, wouldn't be right'a me if I didn't. Partly 'cause I wrecked the engineer's tank....
>>3168202
>She grins
She seems 'ta view ya as that, as well. Glad 'ta hear, girl could use some.
>>3168123
>Cirno's still just busy, and Jude's hosted a few games, at that.
>>3168166
THAT WOMAN IS NOWHERE CLOSE TO BEING ANY OF THOSE THINGS!
>>3168168
Aww, isn't that cute! I should have known you were falling for him when you wouldn't shut up about how fine he is.
>>3168170
I'll do it, but only if you give me a gun to do it with.
>>3168231
>she gives a small nod
Yes, maybe we could be friends as well, too
>Had to do something really quick
Some days you're better off just staying home instead of going for a swim.
>>3168161
It's a death trap of the Doctor's own design. He's set up giant pinball and BINGO tables for normal people to play and earn funds on by getting into balls and rolling out onto them.
>>3168202
Now to the training. We will enter the building and hit the targets when they pop up.
>>3168217
I guess you are you are correct. How is Scotland doing?
>>3168177
Yes...do you have a concern about that?
>>3168109
>The ghost wraps around Satou after smelling you.
In the worst case scenario this guy will hunt all of you down in my place. Want a few tips in how you can get rid of him?
>>3168103
You're rushing a bit too much with this whole thing about sharing a home. Where have you been staying until now?
>>3168084
And that's all the spoilers I've gave you, hopefully I'll be in a disadvantageous, yet exciting position.
>>3168231
Maybe for you. But for me, I gotta take chances. It's how I've always gotten along, and how I always will
>>3168175
good to know
I never keep track of other avas
>>3168199
You want them to die in each other's arms? You're more romantic than I took you for.
>>3168242
Obviously.
>>3168270
...Eh, its alright, I've had much, MUCH better though.
>>3168242
G-Giants and gods flee just from hearing my name. You can't expect me to be scared of a low level thunder wizard!
>>3168270
Let me build a new fortress out of sand to house my minions!
>>3168270
Ottotto
Oops
>>3168242
Like I said, I'm not exactly willing to go down. How about a drink instead?
>>3168278
I'd tell you how to defeat me, but I'm pretty sure it's obvious. It's not as if I'm hiding any tricks like that up my sleeves.
>>3168270
Oh dear!
>>3168265
That sounds fine by me. As for your other question, it's sorta a...person-exclusive title, based off'a my control over animals an' monsters and...so on, of my element.
>>3168279
Hey, not my place 'ta make ya do things.
>>3168231
What? Would you consider this place to be by any means normal?
>>3168273
Old Scotia is doing just fine as usual. Why do you ask?
>>3168198
>I'll pick it up as soon as I'm able. Thanks for the tip :).
>>3168212
Alright, that works, I guess. Tried talking to Aussa? She's got a camp set up, if you're looking for company, I could ask her.
>>3168231
>Smiles
I guess not. Good to see there's folks after my mechanical heart.
Tank? Who's this engineer?
>>3168270
So what's your story? You look like some kinda monk.
>>3168276
Well, one wrong move and it could blow up half of Boston, I reckon. The world's an example of what happens when you mess with nuclear stuff.
>>3168285
I think she outclasses most arch-wizards desu
>>3168302
He is getting rowdy and I hear bagpipes sometimes.
>>3168231
C-Could it be that my little Stingray finally woo'd over a girl of his own~?
>>3168278
I have a home, but it's not one I want to go back to. it constantly reminds me of how much of a failure I am.
>>3168281
Why don't you tell him that instead of beating around the bush?
>>3168285
I expect you to have common sense and hate getting tased!
>>3168294
Are you trying to kill me again?
>>3168273
O-Ok, I'll try...
>>3168231
>tfw the orca comes up and swallows you
>>3168301
Oh, I see... so your chakra is earth based then...
>>3168281
>Gundam proceeds to throw up a little blood
Ahh. Obviously the main character must sirvive! Th-That would make it more tragic and r-r-r...r-romantic.
>>3168311
Why would that be true? But even if that was the truth, she is nowhere close to a warlock!
>>3168231
I've got a few people I've accidentally attracted, too..
What does someone do when they want people to leave them alone?
>>3168278
Hm.
No, that feels like cheating.
I'd rather defeat it fairly. Just keep it away from me outside of the arena.
Some fools get pierced 10 different ways tonight.
>>3168337
Good point.
>>3168340
Gundam Tanaka, I love you. We're getting married.
>>3168301
It could be your place... depending on the terms of a bet. Though, I tend to steer clear of those terms, preferring cold hard cash as a prize, rather than favors
>>3168337
I never "tried" doing anything. Nothing wrong with a little drinking here and there you know.
>>3168304
That's true, but we have the reactor guarded by an extremely secure door in an extremely secure room. There won't be accidents any time soon.
>>3167675
That doesn't mean you did bad at all. You just need to keep training and one day,you can start pushing your limits harder than ever before.
>>3167678
It was quite the chore. She kept trying to say I was washing the dishes wrong.
>Jasper
>>3168345
Watashitachi wa sorera o mitsukeru hitsuyō ga arimasu ka? Kuso ̄.
We have to find them? Damn.
>>3168345
I love the fact that I have a card counting system Installed!
>>3168304
That sound good....
>>3168302
At this point, I've gotten to used 'ta it.
>>3168304
Her name's Rika, she...well, she lives in that tank'a hers. Looks like a kid, but she swears she aint.
>>3168337
>She rolls her eyes
Haar.
>>3168338
>She nods briefly
Newish term 'ta me, but sure. And my magic, for that matter.
>>3168344
Eh, apparently she's got her reasons for it, as well....I'd just tell 'em straight up. Personally, though, I just aint got th'heart for it.
>>3168358
I think most folks prefer bettin' just money, for that matter.
>>3168337
It was just an accident. You think that with my barriers up she could strike me with one of her chain lightnings?
An assumption like that is out of this world!
>>3168358
>Kissu
Next to no death happens today, but as always, a death is a death.
>>3168345
More eggs for me. I've got no complaints here.
>>3168356
Let me be the flower boy.
>>3168359
...
Hit me up with some of that alcohol.
>>3168372
Why do you always put your name at the end? It's not like we forget who you are on a daily basis.
>Anon
>tried to circlejerk with people
>it failed
goodbye world
>>3168338
Alright. Stay behind me
>leans on wall and kicks down door
GO! Hit the targets and watch your back
>>3168304
>>3167867
You got that right. When god has given you a new scenario to continue fighting and cheating in life at the same time, you feel like looking for new thrills.
>>3168344
Nicely said Leonhardt. It's more fun when you don't know what you're fighting against until it's too late to go back!
>>3168294
Oh please don't reveal your secrets. If there is any trick hidden beneath your suit I'll find out the hard way.
>>3168337
So we got ourselves another kid who ran away from home, alright boy you can stay with me for now. But you will also make yourself useful. Can you fight?
>>3168345
I have no need for your assistance, woman.
>>3168356
Wait, what?
>>3168383
Not bad for a B1, eh?
>>3168398
RIP Sonia.
>>3168390
>kissu
I'll see you on the other side one day
>>3168325
What's wrong with the ever-so-pleasant sound of an instrument that sounds like cats being strangled?
>>3168376
What is that barbaric accent? Are you intentionally butchering my language.
>>3168385
>She pours some into a shot glass and slides it across the desk.
Nothing quite like drinking while waiting for the next game.
>>3168397
We could save the pleasantries and have at eachother right now, if that's what you want. One can only wait so long for the next game.
>>3168383
Let us venture to the deep end of the endless sea of terror!
>>3168335
Alright, you do that. Hope you'll settle in here.
>>3168345
What am I gonna do? Hack the machines? The haven't even got a digital interface, sheesh...
>>3168367
>Shrugs
Well, I guess I'm gonna have to trust you folks. We'll notice if there's an accident, I bet.
>>3168372
>Smiles
Hey there, lady. You dissapeared for a sec.
>>3168376
I'll have to meet her sometime. Sounds like an interesting person.
On a side note, got room for one more in that camp of yours?
>>3168383
Let's not pick a fight here, we're outmanned and outgunned.
>>3168397
Thrills that cost other folks' lives, huh? Think it's worth it, knowing all those deaths are on you?
The apparitions have taken too many lives this game for my liking, perhaps I should send an exorcist to that castle?
>>3168345
Are you following me?
>>3168372
If you think so. My mission is the most important, above anything else.
Failing that leaves me with no purpose.
>>3168376
That hasn't worked.
Looks like I'm doomed.
>>3168397
It's about fun for you?
I see it as more of an issue about honor.
If you told me your secrets, I'd have to tell you mine.
And that's not an option.
>>3168376
You laugh now, but I have faith in him! Robots don't ever give up when it comes to things they want,. That's why he's so persistent with trying to kill me.
>>3168378
She struck you the first time, so what makes the next time any different?
Maybe, just maybe, she's able to get past your barriers? She could have some kind of magic on her side!
>>3168383
Can you believe they finally came out with a gamboy advance? This stuff's too advanced for me.
>>3168385
Deal.
>>3168398
You heard me. We're getting married.
>>3168376
Money's a lot more redeemable than a favor is
>>3168382
>smack
Don't
>>3168383
>Sneakingly rolls around
. . .
>>3168423
Not much
>>3168436
Three times... I'm.. Dizzy...
>>3168430
>he smiles
I think everyone in the Commonwealth would notice.
>>3168389
>This story starts when little Jasper first stumbled onto the HG threads on /b/ and went to one of Shovel Knight's games. She put that at the end of her name because that's what she thought was supposed to be done and nobody corrected her and then it became a force of habit.
>>3168430
I did,I had something I went to get done. You never told me your name,human.
>>3168438
Failing just means your train harder and get up twice as fast.
>Jasper
>>3168447
Time to kill Gundam for challenge
>>3168436
>sighs
Never win, can I?
>>3168457
>sneaks up with a net
>>3168457
...
>>3168397
Barely, but what has that got to do with anything?
>>3168424
>he carefully sips it this time around
You're dead already? You should get yourself a weapon to protect yourself with.
>>3168474
And what if you only have one chance?
>>3168457
>flips over
>>3168436
No magical treasure can hide from my All-Seeing Cursed Evil Eye!
Now show me where those keys are hiding!
>>3168439
Stop making assumptions. That is simply impossible.
>>3168447
I-Is this a line from your foolish book or you finally lost your mind, woman?
>>3168436
Let's get in there, seems to me there's bound to be something good in there.
>>3168465
>Lets out a small chuckle
Kinda my point. Let's not let that happen, alright?
>>3168474
>Smiles
Well, I did, technically. Heh, no worries. Name's Nick Valentine
>extends his hand
It's nice of you to call me human, most refer to me as Synth.
>>3168477
>
>>3168480
Will be quick
>pulls out knife and cuts of antenna.
>>3168484
NUCLEAR WARHEADS ARE READY TO LAUNCH!
>>3168457
>>3168484
....
>>3168447
I'll see you at the wedding residual!
>>3168457
...
Watch yourselves around the ruins, you never know what will crumble and fall on you.
>>3168423
Terminan's a pretty far-reachin' language, this is just a regional accent. I can mask it, but it bothers th'heck outta my throat 'ta do so.
>>3168430
She's a bit...bigoted, but I think she means well. And sure, I don't see why not.
>>3168438
I mean, if you've got no qualms with it, you could get physical....
>>3168439
Maybe he just likes messin with ya.
>>3168457
That ground comfy, Seija?
>>3168482
Do you really think that'll work?
>>3168394
>Hinata rushes in very swiftly, and a target pops up to her right
>despite having perfect reaction time, turning to face the target just as it comes to full upright position, she shoots but misses the shot a few times before hitting it.
>Next target she reaches goes the same way
>last target pops up behind her, and she simply turns, and flings a shuriken from out of her pouch and hits it square in the face the first try
O-Oops I'm supposed to shoot it...
>>3168376
>she nods
Think of chakra as like the energy you use for the magic... it's a simple enough way to explain it...
>>3168460
Scotland has a tendency to play his pipes at random hours of the day or evening. Probably just to remind everyone that he's still a country. Best leave him be and wait until he passes out after drinking.
>>3168489
Weapons don't stop a person from falling to their death.
>>3168501
Let's go.
>>3168522
every shot not taken is a guaranteed miss
>>3168500
Of course.
>>3168497
Sign this, it's a marriage contract.
>>3168512
See you there.
>>3168530
>ZAP
>>3168517
>So many Annie and Juri events are making me want to see an Annie vs. Juri fistfight finale
>>3168522
I've already tried that, too.
Guess there's no magic to make people leave you alone.
>>3168430
4u
>>3168525
It's fine. As long as he is dead but you will have to recover those things. Now go second floor.
>opens door slightly and tosses flashbang and after it detonates rushes into room
I have the left you take right
Seems the Doctor's piles of scrap are useful for something after all, getting rid of obnoxious, arrogant fools such as this one.
>>3168507
OW!
Thanks... Now I can't get any of those radio stations, but you were well intentioned
>sighs
>>3168522
Excuse me, but Nick told me you could help wit a place to stay?
>>3168544
It will take more than a few hundred volts to stop this Soviet
>>3168491
You accept the failure and move on. There is no way to correct it without another chance so you don't need to worry about it.
>>3168500
Pleasure to meet you Nick. What's a Synth? There are so many forms of humans i've been learning about.
>>3168517
I hope you two obtain victory on the battlefield.
>Jasper
>>3168570
What's one more dead russian?
>>3168497
I can see it on your face. She's getting to you good, buddy.
>>3168517
S-so long, cruel world...
>>3168522
That could be it, but trying to kill someone just because they can respawn is a little more than just messing with me.
>>3168527
They can help prevent it. You wouldn't know that if you've never used them before
>he finishes his drink
>>3168560
Not enough time t-..!
>>3168576
...
But I have nothing to move on to.
>>3168565
Are you still connected to the Capitalist Confederacy? I can fix that antenna but will be cheaper materials
>>3168522
"Terminan"? Has my influence really died that much in the future?
The Feast again? Disappointing. It seems you all will miss out on one of my surprises this time around as well.
>>3168544
Do you even hear the words that leave my mouth? I feel like you do not...
...wait a second! I see! This is a challenge set up by the dark gods!
I won't fail against you, succubus!
>Gundam takes the document and rips it in half
There. Victory is mine...just as usual.
>>3168560
We only came back to kill the monster. I kinda forgot about your existence.
>>3168584
Reaching for a weapon wouldn't have helped the "losing my grip" situation I was in.
>>3168582
You underestimate my will to fight and live.
>>3168525
Some folks call it "mana", my place just leaves it like it is. Still, it's definitely a concept I can wrap my head 'round.
>>3168531
From what I've gathered she's gotten through a lot worse than that, is all. I dunno why you guys from Gensokyo hate 'er so much, Rika an' Elly seem 'ta like 'er.
>>3168545
Well, there PROBABLY is, I just don't know it.
>>3168565
Oh, you're th'guy, huh? I mean, sure, we've got the clearing, there's plenty'a space. Main issue would be how well ya tolerate th'company.
>>3168584
Well, that'd be more like...just punchin' folks on the shoulder 'cause ya like 'em or somethin'.
>>3168595
Nope, it's just what the language is called in my world. For some reason it just happens 'ta be identical to that English.
>>3168611
...
>>3168627
You underestimate the power of love.
>>3168522
>Smiles
I'm sure I can find something good in her. Folks tell me I'm good at that.
Good to hear. I'll call him over.
>>3168480
Clank? You're welcome.
>>3168517
Damn, this guy's been up to something big. We gotta find him, now.
>>3168536
Guess there's not much left to talk about. There's gotta be Institute business you need to be doing.
>>3168554
>Kek, thanks. I kinda like anons supplying me with character images, that one's awesome.
>>3168576
Well, I'm a Synth, a synthetic human. All the parts, minus a few red blood cells.
>Lets out a small laugh and gestures at his face
I'm a mechanical model, though. Failed prototype. Newest generation of Synths are bio-engineered, can't tell 'em apart from real humans.
So, technically, I'm not a human. But I appreciate the thought, makes me think I still got the looks.
>smiles as he lights up a cigarette
>>3168603
Let's let the humans get some food, first. I could use a little oil for my arm, if that's alright.
>>3168584
Even nore assumptions. Your logic is flawled and it will do nothing but crumble before me.
>>3168603
Don't expect this to be a regular thing. I only need you to acquire a few things for me
>>3168424
Ohhh? Now that's a very straightforward proposition! I think the common rule here is to assassinate each other in the arena, you sure about this?
>>3168438
I'll find out myself what are you capable of. If you can take down giant monsters I suppose you can also take down humans.
>>3168489
Because if you hang out with me you will also lend me the best of your talents. So, spit it out.
>>3168430
Why of course is worth it! Peace has made soldiers like me useless nowadays, and with immortality in my hands I have this painful urge to feel alive again that only killing can satisfy!
>>3168634
She's a criminal with a bounty on her head.
Don't wake her up
>>3168634
That's good... sometimes I think I confuse people trying to explain it...
>>3168556
>she runs along wall, and hits the first target on the first time, but takes two shots to hit the one next to it.
>she continues into a room, where a target pops up just at the door, and Hinata instinctively kicks it, breaking it
Oops...
>the next target pops up in the other doorway, and she hits it on the first shot, but only at the top of the shoulder
An attempt at betrayal quickly goes south for someone today.
>Reminder to rewrite X7's event
>>3168638
Well I am sorry if Cupid has been an asshole to me and I want to give him a 5.45 to his head. Plus I have nothing to lose anyway
>>3168638
Y-You could put that wand away any moment. It would be a waste if it's power destroyed you.
>>3168634
Strange. I should record some of my findings here sometime. This place seems to defy logic.
>>3168650
Sure. It could be fun after all.
Loser buys the winner a drink?
>>3168660
It's fine and we cleared it fine. If these were real people I advise you double tap or shot them again in the head to make sure they are dead
>>3168645
Indeed. Be seeing you, Mr. Valentine.
>>3168616
Sounds like you need some gloves to help you grips your weapons, Secretary-tan!
>>3168634
He tried electrocuting me for no reason...
>>3168648
You know what else is going to crumble? You after she makes you marry her. I'll be at the wedding to see it too! I'll video tape in and send it to you later.
>>3168650
Let's see, I have something know as "God's Hands", which is really spooky, and I'm about average when it comes to combat. That's about it.
>>3168586
You must learn to find your purpose. Think of it like this,if you succeed in your mission,then what? I recently became a traitor to my Homeworld because of the fact the other gems and the humans showed me what I was doing is wrong. I now live with them and help them on other various tasks and participate in these games.
>>3168645
I'm sure you aren't a failed anything. We've had gems who were labeled failures. They turned out to be better than ever. I hope to see you take a victory on the battlefield,Nick.>>3168672
>Jasper
>>3168674
>And he was never heard from again
>>3168676
Take a nap, Gundam, when you wake I'll have another contract ready.
>ZAP
Someone I had some hope for unfortunately falls tonight.
>>3168728
>come back and is a bit bruised
I stop until I chose to die
>>3168592
No, I'm thinking about deserting....
>>3168634
I'll be fine, as long as there aren't any Jedi.
>>3168545
>was looking at old thread that I had opened, only just realized I ignored your post
>woops
>>3168698
Ok... I think I should just get better with aiming a gun first... it just feels uncomfortable... I think I would to better at this kind of practice without it...
>>3168645
She doesn't seem 'ta dislike machines, at the least. And no worries.
>>3168657
Seriously, what'd she do?
>>3168660
I catch on quick.
>She grins
An enterprisin' mage like me better, at that.
>>3168677
I already know a few folks that take notes on everythin'.
>>3168733
Y'know what, I don't blame ya, I'd keep a close eye on me too, better not let me outa your sight~>
It's down to these five. Betrayal is likely how this will all end.
>>3168755
You can desert. I will even protect you as long as you don't be a traitor
>>3168758
The kick is high but practice and you will get the feel.
>>3168634
Know anybody who might?
>>3168650
You're an interesting character, old man.
It's usually easy for me to read people, but..
I can't read you at all.
>>3168714
If I had succeeded, then..
.......
My whole life led up to one mission.
As soon as it's over, I have no reason to exist.
>>3168758
>Not a problemo, best Naruto grill.
>>3168650
>Looks at you, a disguted grimace on his face
It's folks like you that don't deserve immortality. You'll get what's coming to you, one day.
>>3168672
Damn. I prefer a gun, but that worked...a bit of a mess, though. Had to be done.
>>3168702
>Nods
'Till next time, fellow Synth.
>>3168714
>Smiles
That's very kind of you, Jasper. Thanks. I've been walking around humans for a couple years now, helping them out. I guess that has to count for something, right?
>>3168733
>Draws his gun
Aw hell...this ain't gonna be pretty.
>Shoots as many robots as he can before he's overwhelmed, and wakes up outside of the arena
Darn. And here I hoped I'd win.
>>3168760
Heh, good. There's a lotta folks who have a bit of a grudge for Synths like me. I don't blame 'em, though.
>>3168776
My bet's on the wolf guy.
>>3168708
Secretary...tan?
>She sips some vodka straight from the bottle.
>>3168760
>takes out notebook
Let's see....
Ah yes.
She caused a serious incident a few years ago, causing youkai to run amock. She tried turning Gensokyo's social order in reverse
>>3168760
Well outside of that Russian I don't know anyone else here that would of recorded information about this place where I'm from.
>>3168760
a mage?
>>3168779
>she nods
I'll keep trying...
The Penultimate slide, who shall be the winner this time around?
>>3168792
You kind of look like a secretary, so I decided to call you Secretary-tan.Don't you think it's fitting?
>>3168801
That's the spirit. If you are going to ask if it will break. It won't. My father buried his AKM in the yard and 20 years later I dug it up and it works.
>>3168781
You have multiple reasons to exist. Missions aren't the only things to keep you going. You need to find more of a purpose to be alive.
>>3168786
Of course it does. I'm sure you will make a worthy opponent and friend.
>Jasper
>youkai racism intensifies
What a disappointing end...
>Captcha, why.
>>3168492
AH! WHAT TH-
>Is flipped over and falls over a puddle.
Hmph, Thanks for nothing.
>>3168482
Why do you have a net...?
You're not going to catch anything with that tool.
>>3168484
>Don't.
>>3168512
Why are you looking me with those eyes?
>>3168522
That ground was nothing usual. I just came to "relax" a bit.
..Now I'm being soaked and my clothes are wet.
Oh, and there's that girl with a net.
>>3168823
>She smiles.
Well, maybe it is. I hardly see myself as a secretary though.
>>3168840
Thank you for hosting.
...but a win is a win, isn't it, Prince Bubblegum?
>>3168832
>
>>3168841
damn, you woke up
>>3168832
>Youkai revolution intensifies
>>3168755
Jedi...? Nah. Thus far it's me, a girl with a scythe, a vampire, and an engineer.
>>3168781
Eh...Patchouli, maybe? She'll probably be 'round in a few hours if she shows up.
>>3168786
Her own grudges're of a more...magical nature, I guess you could say.
>>3168794
Don't people cause incidents all the time where you're from? Heck, from what I've heard, you guys at your own temple've made multiple ones, indirectly or not.
>>3168796
Oh, well, your world? No clue. But I know a few folks that record everythin' they learn around here.
>>3168801
You know, a mage, someone that uses magic.
>>3168832
>Smacks with staff
>>3168841
By "Relax", you mean "hopefully beat the tar outta people in the arena", huh...? And as it were, I'm sorta distractin' Sanae, I think.
>>3168694
Hehe, deal!
>Satou equips his gear and guns.
Then let's get ourselves started. Look for a good place to cover, you will need it.
>Satou begins taking his distance.
>>3168708
God's Hand? Sounds like a skill out of a movie. What does it do?
>>3168781
I'm flattered! I'm just a man with simple pleasure after all. Just call me Satou.
>>3168786
Oh I'm sure all the sins I've commited will come to me one day, if I really leave this world at least I'll banish with no regrets! Aren't you glad this place exists to keep madmen like me locked up?
Soulja boy off in this ho.
>>3168857
Congrats! An' thanks for havin' us, Shadow!
>>3168865
Quads say youkai have to die
me on the right
check em
>>3168841
So you're not dead. That's good to know. I was afraid I was going to have to throw your body away.
>>3168852
Give me your real name then. I only came up with that because it as convenient.
>>3168857
Nice job, bubblegum guy.
Thanks for hosting, Shadow.
>>3168868
Everything? Why on earth would they bother?
>>3168881
It should happen
>>3168868
I could use an Engineer...
>>3168857
Congrats, and thanks for hosting Shadow!
>>3168829
>she blinks
Do guns sometimes not work?
>>3168857
Congratulations, sir
Thank you for hosting!
>>3168868
Oh... I don't think I've heard the word mage before... it kind of sounds like sage though...
>gonna go get some food, before I starve and die, be back soon
>>3168857
>Fuck, why does he have to do so well when I haven't even finished the folder?
Thank you for hosting, sir!
>>3168876
KARADZICU VODI SRBE SVOJE! VODI SRBE SVOJE!
>>3168868
Criminals commit crimes all the time as well, that doesn't mean it's wrong.
And the incidents you mentioned are just some honest mistakes
My thanks to everyone who participated. I shall make new amendments to this simulator periodically.
If there's anything that has confused you throughout all of this, please feel free to tell me and I'll clear things up for you.
>>3168857
Well done bubblegum!
>>3168857
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3168831
>Smiles
Well, I'd love to be friends. Can't have enough of those. And I'll make sure not to be too much of a pushover, this tin can's still got a few tricks up his worn-out sleeve
>>3168840
Damn. Sorry, wolf guy.
>>3168857
Congratulations, kid. Thanks for the round, host.
>>3168868
Well, being someone who's focused on mechanics, I suppose the supernatural ain't her area of expertise. I can understand the fear.
>>3168874
Heh. I guess so. Better than killing off innocent folks, that's for sure.
>>3168874
>The woman draws a simple handgun from her coat and also starts making some distance.
I think this should be fun. Good luck!
>>3168886
Rin. Who might you be?
>>3168832
Let them in peace
>>3168857
Congratulations
>>3168909
and thanks for hosting
>>3168909
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3168708
Such thing will never happen. Nobody could bend the will of the Master of the Dark Arts!
>>3168728
Y-You...you will pay for this..
>>3168831
I'll find other things once my goal is complete. Before then, though, anything else is just a distraction.
As long as I'm alive and my mission isn't fulfilled then I can't slack off.
>>3168868
Alright, thank you.
I'll talk to her.
>>3168874
Satou..
That's a fitting name for you.
>>3168909
Thanks for hosting, Shadow.
A new entry thread will be up in a few minutes, so get ready.
>>3168909
thanks for hosting !
>>3168894
What'd my kind ever do to you, huh? You're as bad as that McKraken guy, only your creed's the exact opposite to his
>>3168909
Thanks for givin' us the game
BASED ADAMS WITH THE DDT
I want to hug Junko.
>>3168874
>Satou being such a madman he forgets trigger discipline
>>3168961
>Pets
>>3168944
I'll pay for all the wedding expenses.
I also have another contract now. Sign here please.
>>3168969
That's what I noticed as well. Gotta blame the artist of that picture.
>>3168900
Jamming. For example I have Vietnam era M16 with the ammo it was issued at the time. For simplicity the powder in bullet made him shoot to fast and made it jam like so.
>fires M16 and jams after firing a few round
Then I would have to clean this by disassembling it. The AK barely jams and you just have to pull this and it's good to go.
>>3168897
Well, she's more of a tank specialist, herself....
>>3168890
They find it interestin', and are very dedicated 'ta learning.
>>3168894
I still don't get it, Suwako.
>>3168900
A mage is anyone that uses magic where I'm from. I'm hopin' I can come 'ta call myself a proper Magician.
>Have fun.
>>3168907
Yeah, like giving a scatter-brained lady th'power 'ta throw miniature suns around. Y'know, just a little "whoopsie".
>>3168919
She seems 'ta understand magic fully well, she just...hates how it "just works".
>>3168947
Purple hair, purple eyes, looks like she's wearin' robes or pajamas or somethin'. Can't miss 'er.
>>3168994
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>>3168874
I'm able to control various invisible hands.
You've heard of the force before, right? It's kind of like that, except better.
>>3168926
Rin...Rin. Why do I feel like you've told me this before, Rin-tan?
My name's Natsuki Subaru, but you can call me Subaru.
>>3168944
You're breaking right now. Just admit it and I may be able to help you.
