ERP Thread
New waifu when?
>>3157273
>>3162196
First for #bringbackDMG2016
POST LOLI FAGGOTS
>>3162187
Well I have today off so I thought I'd just come here to relax. What about you?
>>3162208
I want to fuck the qt in the OP!
Hey everyone!
>>3162214
Just here to relax too I guess.
>"And have someone dominate me" Anon thinks to himself
>>3162230
Me too anon.
>>3162244
Hello.
>>3162244
Afternoon, Fox-boy
Yeah baby, do that dance It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass, you ain't ever gonna break that glass the windshields too strong for you
I said yeah baby, sing that song it's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing, you sexy little thing show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me?
Same song and dance...
>>3162285
god damn it tsu.
>>3162285
Oh shit waddup
>>3162285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WHB7iHeEgU
(That was hell waiting for the new thread)
>>3162251
>She notices your eyes wander and that you muttered something under your breath. She leans in and tilts her head a little.
What was that, did you say something Anon?
>>3162316
Life's rough.
May I see your pantsu please?
>>3162315
https://youtu.be/ybksJr1anc8
>>3162316
>Cuddles the Shigure
>>3162267
Hi! How's it hanging?
>>3162281
Hey hey.
Do people recognize I'm a fox boy and not gal now? Hooray.
>>3162318
>Anon didn't realize he said it out loud. He starts blushing and waves his and frantically
N-nothing. I was just...uh...talking to myself.
>He tries not to let his eyes wander to her legs
>>3162315
Oh hello Kurisu..~ <3
>>3162339
Well, I at least do. How goes, fluffball?
>>3162315
>tfw will never be friends with Okabe
>>3162339
>How's it hanging?
All good over here. How about you?
>>3162341
Oh come on Anon, you can tell me~
>She then notices you trying to stare at her legs and she giggles.
Oh my Anon, are you trying to get a peak at my thighs?
Why are all anons here just stuttering litte bitches, this isn't hard. Like hey >>3162318 you have fucking godly thighs and I want you to jerk me off with them.
>>3162352
THIGHS
>>3162359
Good good, just playing some overwatch! Idly watching the threads. (hunting for some puss)
>>3162368
Good too!
See the above.
Just really bored, honestly.
>>3162384
#BringBackRapeCrew2016
>>3162396
So. Is the fox a boy or a girl? This is important.
>>3162378
>Anon's mind is suddenly filled with thoughts for her dominating him on various ways.
Uh...maybe? I like it when women are...strong.
>>3162396
Frogs have very strong legs.
>>3162396
I should really buy overwatch shouldn’t I?
>>3162434
I haven't played it as much as I expected to, but it's really fun
>>3162410
It was just stated above! I'm a boy!
>>3162424
Idea from yestrerday...?
Oh yeah! I have an idea. I was gonna do it today but it can't happen today. Perhaps tomorrow.
>>3162425
Yeah... Pretty hot legs too.
Lemme eat em!
I hear frog legs are delicious!
>>3162434
It's something to pass the time, sure but I don't think it's going to have that long of a life. I don't see there being too much to master in this game, it's pretty simple.
>>3162434
I wouldn't pay more than 20$ for it.
>>3162458
Ooo. Exciting. I look forward to the big reveal in eventuality.
>>3162458
Why the skirt? You a faggot?
>>3162384
Well someone is forward~
>She then walks over to you and pushes you on your back to a nearby bed. She takes off her dress and is left with her lingerie and brown lace. She crawls on top of you and starts to rub your cock with her silk clad thigh.
How's this for a start?
>>3162406
No raping the officer!
>>3162416
>She then walks over to you and her soft hand caresses your face. Before you know it, your stomach is met with a fierce kick. She towers over you as you keel over.
Well then. Take off my boots and clean this strong girls feet!
>>3162251
>does a happy dance
Also post what you're listening to! I need more music!
-
HOW I RIDE, WHY I RIDE, NEVER REALLY HAD TA TRY
I, I, I ... Eeughh
NEVERMIND THAT( black jack)
NEEDLE TO THE MAINLINE JUNK PREPARED IN A HEAD THAT
NEVER CAME UP FOR AIR
FALLING APART CANT GET A GRIP
DON'T GIVE A
FUCK IF I DID
WAY SHIT GOES IT'LL BE JUST FINE
Oh, Oh, Oh
HOW TO ROB MEN BLIND
>>3162491
Why dose chun li have the best thighs ever?
Tomorrow is national facesitting day, so make sure to please all the anons by sitting on their faces!
You can trust me! I wouldn't lie to you!
>>3162491
>As the goddess with the thighs pushed the anon back, he realized that his suddenly acting so forward was not very nice, and that his goddess was a street fighter. In this moment he also realized that he was not falling towards a bed, all of this was the ending to a flash of his entire life, and instead she had mearly kicked his ass out of the nearby window. He knew his mistake, he had thought with his cock and did something he should not have. Perhaps he did not deserve death but it was already upon him. He was a simple anon, he just wanted to get it in. Or in this case, get jerked off by a massive pair of thighs. But it was all meaningless. His body hit the ground 10 stories down and the last though in his mind was of her, the beautiful thigh goddess that had kicked him to his death.
>>3162378
Futa Chun is that you?
>>3162528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds
>>3162479
We'll see what happens!
>>3162486
Skirts are just comfy to wear. What are you, Straight? You fucking lil bitch
>>3162544
Tomorroooww? But that's so far away.
>>3162554
Comfy to wear if you're a fucking faggot.
How many cocks have you sucked this week?
>>3162458
I think I left my stove on!
Byeeee!
>>3162544
>Tomorrow is national facesitting day
Well, I never tried facesitting but....
>>3162528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgNCIQqd1F4
>>3162545
Damn son.
>>3162544
>national facesitting day
Want to know who liked face sitting?
DMG...
>>3162208
Sure.
Oh wait, you mean NSFW? All you get is crops.
>>3162406
I can get behind this.
>puts pantsu on over his face
>>3162544
How am I going to breath with a butt on my face.
>>3162544
>>3162567
>>3162577
I am also a fan of sitting on boy's faces!
>>3162527
>She glares at you with a dominant smirk and her toes spread and wiggle through the stocking as you lick them.
Let's keep thing interesting~
>Chun then takes her foot and presses it on your forehead and shoves you on your back. The woman then walks over and lightly steps on your face.
Make sure you get everywhere!
>>3162530
Because I work hard perfecting my body.
>>3162545
>Cums fuckingly
>>3162548
The one and only!
>>3162528
https://youtu.be/PCp2iXA1uLE
>>3162591
You're not DMG...
>>3162594
im sorry i just had to do it.
>>3162559
None! But you could always help become my next tally mark for times my dick has been sucked this week~
>>3162591
lewd
>>3162560
see ya frogger
>>3162594
Hnn... Nice stockings
#BringBackRapeCrew2016
>>3162594
>Anon quickly gets to work licking the sole of her foot. Making sure not to miss a single spot her expertly licks the stockinged foot clean
T-thank you for letting someone as pathetic as me service you Chun-Li.
>>3162632
>Post as a boy
>Doesn't take dicks
You're the worst kind of person.
>>3162559
Wow! I never realized he was a faggot when his face was buried between my thighs before.. Why didnt you tell me >>3162632 ?
>>3162594
Well that's great, because I've been craving cock and yours is a perfect fit.
I just want a nutjob. Is that too much to ask?
>>3162196
I have my waifu pillow of Miyafuji. Does that count?
>>3162715
You can't love a pillow...
>>3162630
(No it got me to laugh, just didn't know what to say really.)
>>3162632
Thank you fox boy.
>>3162641
I said NO!
>>3162649
Don't feel special, my feet were dirty and you were the closest thing.
>She then uses curls her toes to stroke your face and you can feel the heat from it beat down on your face. She then gets off of you and takes her hands behind her back.
Get up.
>>3162653
Hmm, I don't know, would you care to find out?
>>3162666
Well it's been a while since my cock was able to get some release. I'm pretty back up so a nice tight boy like you is exactly what I need~
>>3162732
Can I love you instead?
>>3162737
Now that you killed me, lemme touch your cock~
>>3162737
Yes ma'am right away ma'am!
>Anon very quickly gets to his feet and stands to attention just like a solder, as does the friend in his pants
>>3162737
Oh, But where should I start looking?
C'mon, give me a hint~
>>3162737
>I said NO!
Isn't that kind of the point of rape?
>>3162739
What if I am a pillow irl?
Is there anybody here looking for a partner for more involved/extended ERP than what happens here in the thread?
>>3162732
You never know until you try. Ain't that right?
>kisses "Miyafuji"
>>3162732
That is just incorrect, you can definitely love a pillow
>>3162778
Stop fluffing, pillows can't type.
>>3162783
That does sound fun..
>>3162783
It happens every now and then, yes. It's been a while since we had a good romance ERP here, or something with a storyline in general. They're always fun to follow along with.
>>3162677
Sigh... Apparently
>>3162808
All I can recall is when that guy played the gaijin with galko and now that drunk anon with Iowa. Has there been other long-running things here?
>>3162819
Bri and Kurumi before Blake became a meme, Tristan and Sarah's thing, Kawai and Teto when they would post it here, Jiro and Elizabeth before the thread shooed them away. I'm probably missing a few.
>>3162737
I'm glad to be of service, your my favorite fighter you know.
>Anon crouches in front of chun, pulling down her pantyhose to reveal her huge cock. He starts to lick the shaft, trying his best to get it erect.
By the way, which of my holes would you like to use?
>>3162855
Do me and Trixie count?
Also back in the way old days me and DMG had running stuff.
>>3162778
Then I'll fluff the shit out of you and sleep on you every night
>>3162754
>She leans back in her chair and presents her soft length to you
You've earned it.
>>3162764
>She then quickly gets behind you and cuffs your hands. Then presses her breast on to your back and breaths down your neck. Her hands start to fondle your chest before reaching down and tearing open your pants and underwear.
What is this!? Were you getting hard from licking my smelly feet. What a fucking pervert!
>She then gets in front of you and kneels down and stares at your penis with disappointment.
>>3162773
>She lies down on a bed and rolls over on her belly.
Why don't you pick a spot and work your way up or down~?
>>3162774
(Now you got it).
>>3162808
Guess who else liked romance ERP?
DMG
>>3162808
It doesn't have to be romance - though romance is nice - or have a 'proper' storyline. I mean ERP with more description, a proper male character, build-up and interaction and possibly yes also romance.
>>3162863
I was referring to stuff done in the threads. I don't recall you having any storylines going in the thread in the form of a long running ERP session.
>>3162783
Those are the best ones.
Is ERP dead? Most of the interesting avas and those with personality are long gone. Even DMG's gone now.
>>3162863
Memories.
>>3162863
I honestly don't remember ever seeing you and trixie ever interact before that wedding day.
*memes you in the butt*
H-Hey
>>3162867
I wouldn't object, though I prefer to be the little spoon...
>>3162881
Me and Trixie got married in the thread, there was a proposal before that and everything
Me and DMG did do romance RP in thread too.
>>3162889
At least it happened, right?
>>3162891
a few times, proposal, the wedding a week later
>>3162886
Kurisu!
>>3162886
WHAT IN JACK-FUCKING-HANNAH IS THAT?!
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.31_[2016.03.05_18.49.52].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x12zYfR.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.31_[2016.03.05_18.49.52].jpg")
>>3162886
GAOOOO
>>3162863
>We'll never see DMGxPeach reunite
>>3162888
DMG rarely finished her rps anyway
>>3162879
That's precisely how those played out, yes. Not counting the romance aspect, there have been a few others with those sorts of details. Coffee-chan/Shinoa had a habit of doing really immersive prompts like that, and seeing who she can get hooked with them.
>>3162914
Tomoko!
>>3162916
>>3162917
>>3162919
Only on the DMG persona, she was rather good and well behaved on all her other avas.
Losing her Harley is the big loss here really.
>>3162926
How's that?!
>>3162888
ERP will never die, LD is literally the best RPer, puts in so much work and will be here later today to save us.
>>3162919
meme
>>3162918
Just remember the good times Anon!
>>3162888
>Most of the interesting avas and those with personality are long gone.
Name them.
>>3162931
>>3162869
>Anon offers no resistance to her cuffing. He shudders as he feels her hot breath on the back of his neck. When she tears off his pants he yelps in shock
I-I'm sorry! I can't help it. Please don't hate me!
>Anon struggles to bring the cuffs over his head to hide his erection, but with no success
>>3162888
I like this meme it's a solid one but yesterday was active and mostly positive as fuck for the thread save LD's appearance and clown showing up to bore the fuck out of us.
>>3162943
AAAAAAAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3162937
Do you still have that ring DMG tried to give you on your wedding day? That shit was cheese.
>>3162859
Mmm~ you're such a good boy~
>Her hand starts to caress your cheek before stroking your hair. Her cock starts to stiffen up and beads of pre-cum start to form.
It's been a while since I got a nice loving blowjob so let's just keep going and see what happens.
>She reclines and her cock gets fully erect. It pulsates on your tongue and radiates a heat on your face as the musky smell fills your nostrils.
>>3162964
>
>>3162937
Get out.
>>3162943
Kurisu what is your favorite piece of animated media originating from the Japanese islands in south east Asia?
>>3162869
>He starts at her feet.
Hm… No, these are perfect.
>He slowly move up to her thighs
No question about it, they are perfect.
>He comes up to her ass and starts to fondle her bottock.
Ah~ I might have to test this how ever.
>He removes his pants, revealing his already erect cock.
>>3162958
We sorta tried to keep it on the low, we figured it would be a nice shock and probably throw some people off when it just suddenly happened
>>3162978
The little dinky mushroom one, lol <3
>>3162998
""""""""'"
It was a joke
>>3162994
Sorry, cuckold isnt a good flavor
>>3162994
>Kneels
Sup Neo?
>>3163004
Probably Great Teacher Onizuka.
>>3162988
I love you.
>>3162963
Clown's rant was a fun time. Wish he'd show up more.
>>3162994
>bows down to Neo
>places neapolitan ice cream as offering
>>3162994
Queen? I didn't vote for her.
>>3163010
It was cute! She treated you better then the horse ever could.... Just... Don't tell Trixie. I want my butthole intact.
>>3162924
I'd really like to do that, but there doesn't seem to be much interest in them? I guess I have to become an avatar first ...
>>3163028
No it wasn't. He was like a low energy Vino and it was both annoying and boring reading everything he had to say.
Jesus get some taste in shitposters.
>>3163042
Usually the anons who mention maintaining the sanctity of their butthole are the ones who want it stuffed the most
>>3163025
The VN is still vastly superior, but imagine watching Steins;Gate with the original artstyle. It'd be kinda odd.
>>3163028
Love you too!
>>3163047
I am literally in love with the highest quality shitposter.
>>3163055
This. It's the Happy Dance Paradox.
>>3163042
I'm sorry for what's going to happen..
>>3163055
Yeah, 100% true LOL.
>>3162926
How are you?
>Hugs.
>>3163035
Well you don't vote for queens!
>>3163044
There was an avatar for a while who would hit the post limit with their starter and every reply and would only take one anon and would pick from whoever got closest to matching her detial but she left that and some people do try more of a 'make love' then 'raw animalistic fucking'
>>3163044
The interest is there, I can assure you that from personal experience. There isn't a huge demand, so it might take you a bit to find an interested party. but you can definitely, definitely find one here. And really, you only need to find that one person, anyway.
Having done them before, my advice is to think about what sort of scene you want to do first. Then, think about what character you'll play for that scene, and build a folder around that. Once you have that figured out, you can come here and try to pitch your scene, either by outright asking if someone's interested, posting a starting prompt, or both.
>>3163061
I mean, fair enough, but after buying a S;G artbook and playing the VN, the anime looks quite... flat in comparison. Budget strikes again, I suppose.
Butt sex is wrong and unnatural you disgusting pilow fuckers.
>>3162929
She says...
"Oh don't worry Puddin' . Mista Jay is keeping good care of me. Just make sure to sock that black and green lima bean one for me for hurtin' my girl! We miss ya too. We miss all of ya!"
;-;
>>3162961
>She continues to just stare at it with no interest as it waves in her face. She leans in and starts to blow cool air on the tip. Her fingers then latch on to the sac and start to tug on it.
Is this getting you off you filthy degenerate?
>She then gets up and starts to wave her shapely behind in front of you.
I bet you want to touch this so badly, too bad I only let real men come near it.
>>3163006
Mmm~ good choice!
>She starts to moan as you touch her supple cheeks. Your fingers practically sink into her pillowly flesh and her body gets warmer.
>>3163104
Hopefully we'll get more actually attractive /co/ avas like Harley or that person going to play Mera to counter ugly shit like LD
>>3163012
>Neo shakes her head and writes on the back of her sign.
"Cuckold is a great flavour. You should try it. Tastes like failure."
>>3163013
>Neo nods approvingly before pointing at her sign.
"Trying to expand my Frozen Empire over the world and enslave every living human. The usual."
>>3163029
>Neo raises her chin and looks down at the offering. She places her boot in it and smear ice cream over her sole. She taps her sign.
"What a pathetic offering. I have more than enough ice cream to last me a sixteen lifetimes."
>>3163035
>Neo scowls.
"You don't vote for a Queen. It's my birthright to rule."
>>3163114
DMG played harley so shes free now for anyone to pick up
>>3163123
Help! I'm being oppressed!
>>3163123
Now hold on, popping out of the womb of some pompous aristocrat who only got her position by exploiting the working class is no basis for a system of governance!
>>3163103
>Finds your hiding spot
>Gently sets plushie a safe distance away
>Absolutely destroys your anus for hours
>Leaves you a gibbering, gaping, cum filled wreck
>Returns plushie
Huh, I keep hearing of her. Who's this "Susie?"
>>3163096
Both artstyles fit really well for both the anime and the VN.
Have you not seen the anime? It does fit really well.
>>3163123
I mean, if you want to expand your Frozen Empire, wouldn't you be trying to take the Ice Queen as an advisor or something?
>>3163131
>You are both plebs.
If you weren't a pleb you'd know that "You don't vote for Queens" is the next line in that scene.
>>3163044
The problem is that something that long and detailed is better suited for emails/PMs rather than public forum posting.
>>3163186
It is, but that doesn't mean it can't be done. And you have to come here to find that partner, anyway. Usually it's best to start off here, find your partner, see how things go for a while, and then move to email when it becomes necessary.
>>3163143
There we go. Bringing class into it again.
>>3162980
>Anon blushes as he receives the compliment. He grabs a hold of her cock with his hands, and licks off the pre cum coming out of the tip. He then opens his mouth, slowly wrapping it around her flared head. His tongue dances around the head, teasing her urethra opening as he gently sucks.
>>3163145
A-at the very least you returned the plushie...
>>3163159
I have, and it's probably in my top ten, but it's been a while, maybe I'm just biased since I've only really seen screenshots of the anime recently and of course comparing stills between an animated series and a VN isn't really going to be fair.
>>3163186
>>3163044
This. I've to do long term stuff, but it's mostly in PM's. I wouldn't mind trying here again
>>3163105
>He put his dick between the soft flesh of her bottocks and pushes them together.
Oh lord they're good.
>He hot dogs her for a moment before stopping to tear off her ‘pants’
You won’t be needing these anymore.
>He prods her anus with the tip of his cock.
Are you ready for this?
>>3163201
That's actually something I exactly did. We brought it to email. Just saying as a precaution.
>>3163205
It's all /about/ class!
>>3163213
>plushie
Pleb.
>>3163213
Of course I did sweetie. Now rest up and let that anus regain some of its former tightness for me.
>>3163220
Really? Which one was yours?
>>3163023
Sometimes you're pretty alright.
>>3163215
Didn't you and DMG have something going on behind the scenes? She always talked about you
>>3163141
>Neo smirks at the anon.
"Good. If you're oppressed, then you can't rebel against me."
>>3163143
>Neo narrows her eyes and glares at the stranger.
"I wasn't exactly born into this position. I started an uprising, usurped the previous King, then oppressed everybody again. But this time around they have free ice cream."
>>3163163
>Neo scratches her chin in quizzical thought.
"I'd prefer to take the Schnee sisters as an advisor. I can't stand all the singing that the other Ice Queen does."
>>3163244
Pssst. I think DMG might have just had a thing for busty blonde avas
>>3163239
>>3163261
Me 'n her both.
>>3163123
Queen? Oh are we playing pretend?
>>3163259
> I started an uprising, usurped the previous King, then oppressed everybody again.
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
>>3163261
She likes green hair for some weird reason. And I think she had a thing for goths too.
>Picking out Mika for her bust and not butt
What are you. gay?
>>3163211
Hah~
>Her breathing starts to get heavy and you can feel her girth throb in your hand. Her entire body twitches and her legs start to get closer to your ears. You then feel her hands grab your head and gradually pushes you down on her meaty penis.
>>3163218
Mmm~ your hands are so soft.
>She moans and then shreiks as you suddenly rip away her clothing
Wh-whoa didn't expec--
>She is then cut off by the prodding and her entire body shivers.
M-maybe...
>>3163259
Those are who I meant though. Literally Ice Queen. But to be fair, they both do an annoying amount of singing. What about a general, you got one of those yet? Yang too big of a suggestion, or is that like fire and ice?
>He snickers
>>3162892
*cums*
>>3163105
>His dick twitches at the feel of the cool air on his dick, and then he lets out a cry of pain as she tugs on his sack, despite the pain his cock twitches with pleasure
Y-Y-no! I mean...oh...th-this is too much
>Tears begin to form in his eyes. With some difficulty he gets on his knees and bows to her
Please I'll do anything, just...don't be so rough
>>3163280
Hey, I said that's what DMG liked. Dat ass is amazing
>>3163244
Might as well say it now, pretty much. Also someone else who I talk to a lot, but I'm not here to air out their business.
Also there's some other avas who I try to talk to like Ibuki or Origa and Haruka when she was still here.
>>3163335
>Haruka when she was still here.
Well, I mean...she is.
>>3163270
>Neo stomps her small foot into the ground.
"I am a Queen. Don't mock me or you'll feel the wraith of a thousand frozen delicacies."
>>3163272
>Neo bites down on her tongue in annoyance.
"Silence, pleb. Or you'll be sent to the dungeons and force fed ice cream."
>>3163301
>Neo shakes her head quickly.
"Absolutely not. Yang would melt the kingdom. When I rule everything, I'm banning all heat. Weiss and Winter are being stubborn, though. Something about 'enslaving multiple nations is wrong'."
>>3163335
How is DMG? She okay? Do you think she'll ever come back?
>>3163349
I know, but I meant the ava in particular had a small stroyline going on with me. It wasn't too in depth so I'm not sad about it.
>>3163367
I would like to continue a cock musk storyline with you sometime~
>>3163361
Well, that's just because they're squares. They can't see the bigger picture here.
>>3163366
>Me: Are you ok?
>DMG: No
Granted this was a couple days ago
>>3163293
I’ll take your “meaby” as a “fuck me silly”.
>He pushes in his length into her waiting anus.
Damn-- That’s… tight.
>He starts to pound against her thick ass.
>His hands finding their way to her breast, pinching her nipples.
I have to say, ha~ this is the tightest ass I’ve ever seen.
>>3163366
Who can really say?
>>3163381
Maybe soon~
>>3162677
I guess I'll just fuck my own nuts them
>>3162677
God that is terrible, disgusting art.
>>3163474
Choose a less retarded looking image next time
>>3163310
>>3163396
(Sorry, something came up. I'll try to be back soon)
>>3163499
Aren't that many nutjob pics on the net, was the best I could find
>>3163470
DMG made a huge mistake getting close to a 16 year old in the first place. How else was that going to end up, really?
>>3163506
(Aw and I was having so much fun. Oh well it happens, take your time)
>>3163293
>With chuns help he pushes deeper on to her cock, her sensitive head gliding on his tongue as it goes down his throat. As he sucks he takes a free hand and cups her massive balls, gently massaging them as he sucked.
>>3163506
(it's fine. Have fun.)
>>3163531
I'm sure she didn't know the mother fucker was a pile of slime
>>3163389
>Neo nods in agreement, eyes changing to an icy blue to match her thoughts.
"Having them on my side would be great, though. Though I need to find a way to convince them that it's a just cause. Having both of them around would certainly be... Fun."
>Neo's discards her old sign and hunts for a new one, having completely covered it in writing.`````
>>3163531
In a van down by the river?
>>3163361
So your gonna punish me with ice cream? OK I'll bite, what do I need to do to be a part of your kingdom.
>>3163554
The first time he leaked her nudes wasn't enough of a red flag?
>>3163566
It's actually frozen yogurt.
>>3163600
... People can change?
You got me there senpai
>>3163555
>He stands up
I mean. you could always take one as a hostage for the other. Or you could say you're trying to unite all of Remnant to fight the Grimm as one, instead of 4 splintered nations. Plus, once you get them you can put up hilariously embarrassing slogans, like "We all scream for Ice Queen".
>>3163565
Wait a minute...a van, an underage boy...Trixie was involved?!?
>>3163619
>LD
>changing
LD is the most stubborn motherfucker ever.
>>3163621
They may take our lives but they'll never take our ice cream!!!
>>3163631
I guess DMG didn't know that at the time? I guess she's just one of those people that are blind to shit stains like that. Hell. I remember every time LD was pissed she tried to cheer her up by being overly cute in thread.
>>3163648
"Go Shawty, it's sherbert day!"
>>3163566
>Neo smiles triumphantly, raising her chin.
"That's more like it. To join the Frozen Empire, you must first swear your loyalty to me. Then you must face the Trial of Ice. If you survive, you can join."
>>3163621
>Neo stares up at him, before jabbing her finger back down at the floor.
"I didn't say you could stand. Unless you're going to give me a piggy back, nobody may stand above the Ice Cream Queen."
>>3163361
Help, help, I'm being repressed!
>>3163671
Yes, my liege.
>He gets back on his knees
What about the Neo 9 o'clock news, for your daily triple scoop?
>>3163671
>yells from the back of the crowd
But I'm lactose intolerant!
>>3163690
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
>>3163671
Hmmm, kind of hard to swear fealty to someone I just met. What makes you so special.
>>3163671
>Unless you're going to give me a piggy back
What if I tousle your hair instead?
>>3163725
>Neo crosses her arms and shakes her head, a mess of pink and brown hair waving back and forth over her face.
"Touch my hair, and I'll free your arms."
>>3163690
"I am a gift from the heavens. You should enjoy being repressed by me."
>>3163699
>Neo holds up the sign extra high and writes her response in capital letters in order to imitate shouting.
"IT'S OK! WE SERVE DAIRY FREE ICE CREAM!
>>3163695
>Neo checks her watch and her eyes widen. She looks up at the stranger.
"I'm late for 9 o'clock news! How will my people cope without their 10th speech of the day."
>She points off in the distance.
"Come, Squire, escort me to the News Broadcasting building. Quickly now."
>>3163714
(oops)
>Neo raises her eyebrows and places a hand over her mouth in mock horror, before furiously scribbling on the sign.
"What makes me special? I'm Neopolitan, Queen of the Frozen Desserts, bringer of ends, and slayer of mortals. What ISN'T special about me?"
>>3163785
Yes ma'am.
>He moves, keeping low before picking the half-pint up and putting her on his shoulders.
I'd say with how light you are, you must be sugar free, but you're much too sweet for that.
>>3163809
You don't have a feminine penis?
>shrugs
Homos.
>>3163906
Healslut.
>>3163921
>>3163931
How're you doin', K-cup?
>>3163785
*pats neo in the head*
Aww, she's playing kingdom.
>Neo taps the sign, ashamed. She may be the Dairy Queen, but ruling over Ice Cream doesn't pay a lot of money.
>>3163827
>Neo shakes her head quickly, before grinning.
"I may not have this 'feminine penis' that you speak off, but penis shaped ice cream could be a good substitute."
>>3163818
>Neo digs her into his cheeks to the best of her abilities, before dangling the sign in front of his face, unaware that the writing is upside down.
"˙ɹnouoɥ ʇɐɥʇ sɐɥ ɹǝʌiƃ ʇuǝɯildɯoɔ lɐʎoɹ ʎɯ ʎluO ˙lɐʇɹoɯ 'ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞil sƃuiɥʇ ʎɐs ʇ,uop"
>>3163908
(Kill, maim, burn!)
>>3163938
Bored as fuck.
Preparing to become a weeb again.
>>3163972
You do you then, I can't stop someone from their goals.
>>3163959
>The other Neo waves to Neo as she was sitting on top of Yang. She then went back to eating ice cream.
>>3163959
>He starts to tilt, to try and read the sign, before realizing it's going to tilt with him. He starts to move
Sorry, didn't mean to shake you up like that. But no worries, I'm no desserter!
>>3163949
>Neo pouts angrily, nose wrinkling in annoyance. She swings the sign at his hands, before writing on.
"Silence, peasant. I'm more powerful than you can imagine and you choose to torment me?"
>>3164011
>Neo smiles broadly. She'd heard that everybody had a lookalike, and her lookalike was sitting atop the lookalike of her enemy. Neo skips over happily, waving at her lookalike. She crouches down and pokes Yang repeatedly in the cheek.
>>3164020
>Neo smacks him gently on the back and hands the sign in front of him again, this time with the writing the right way up.
"Enough talk. Onwards, noble steed."
>>3164099
>The hand on her head moves to a slight pat, caressing her two toned hair he seemed curious about.
Aw c'mon, this isn't exactly "torment", right?
(I'm back, gonna post replies, but if you aren't here or in the mood that's fine.)
>>3163537
Ooo~oh~
>She continues to groan and squirm as you taste her large member. Her balls roll around in your fingers and you start to feel her plump thighs wrap around your head. They squeeze you gently and the girl thrust upward, making her tip reach your throat.
>>3163396
W-wel--Hmmmph!
>She gets cut of as you push your length inside her. She takes the pillow and starts to bite it as her legs kick up behind her. er dark hole hugs you snugly and her soft cheeks press against you.
>>3163310
>She raises an eyebrow at your words and then wraps her hands around your balls.
Anything you say?
>She the takes a finger and start to flick your sac all while still blowing on your glazed tip.
>>3164099
>He tried to look up, reading the sign, but ends up shrugging.
Alright, but don't blame me if the sprinkle falls off
>He grabs onto her ankles to keep her from falling and starts to jog towards the news building
>>3164150
>Anon hesitates, and realizes the implication of "anything". He winces as she flicks his sack and blows on his cock
Y-Yes...anything.
>>3164099
Yang ddn't even respond to the other Neo poking her. Neo continue eating ice cream while watching them.
Nark nark! It's me, the ratboy genius!
I am very interested in some of this penis!
>>3164156
>>3164118
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