/sug/ - Steven Universe General
/sug/ got died Edition
Previous thread: >>3144077
>"NEW" EPISODE on 2 June:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island / In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bk2gu_su-same-old-world_fun
>Barn Mates / Hit The Diamond
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4byeyo_steven-universe-s3e3-barn-mates-s3e4-hit-the-diamond_fun
Barn Mates: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cZDlHSXAyb2QwS0E/view?usp=sharing
Hit The Diamond: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cRzgtdlBSb2Fvdlk/view?usp=sharing
>Steven Floats
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4c1bpy_steven-universe-s3e6-steven-floats_fun
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folders:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>>3158007
I want to fondle Pearl's erection through her pajamas while she sleeps
Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions
Daily reminder that SU's Tumblr fandom is officially the worst fandom ever to exist.
>pushing a kid to commit suicide because how fucking dare she draw off-model fanart
>get smug and uppity when confronted about it by the show's creators and call them pedophiles and rapists for defending the kid
Peridot the alium creatcha
>>315813
"Lapis."
Peridot entered the room. Discarded cans of gas station beer littered the apartment carpet. Navigating through the mounds of stale clothes, she poked her sleeping figure.
"Lapis, get up," Peridot sighed. "You've got work."
The lump underneath the covers stirred. Her only reply was a series of garbled threats and curses. It's always like this in the mornings.
Peridot would wake up before the sun came up, try and tidy up what messes she could in this shoddy space, and get whatever strength needed from the storehouse tucked away in that compact body of hers in order to deal with her roomate.
"Lazuli, give me a break here...the landlord said we're behind on our rent. We can't miss another."
"You got get a job then," Lapis groaned. "See if you last a week in retail with all the complaining humans."
"...I made you breakfast this time." She held the blue ceramic bowl up in her hands, as if she could notice. "Cereal, hah. I used the good milk this time, the one in the bag."
Her raggedy mop of hair stuck out of the sheets. With a long and arduous sigh, Lapis sat up and took a look over at Peridot, the kitchen light streaming from thr open door exposing her bare nipples and darkened eyes.
She took one glance at the cold bowl of mush and looked back at her roommate. "Raisin bran? Really?"
"I-It's a significant souce of fiber and other benefical nutrients necessary to start the day." Peridot shifted.
"God, you're such a child..."
Lapis tossed the covers off of her naked figure and walked towards the living room area.
>>3158149
But but..." Peridot shadowed behind her as she watched her retrieve her employee uniform from off the floor. "You're not going to eat you're breakfast?"
"I'm not hungry," Lapis replied.
"You're never hungry. Just drunk and passed out most of the day."
"Whatever," she scoffed. "I'm going to work anyway, what's it to you?"
As Lapis made her way toward the door, Peridot inhaled and dropped the bowl on the floor.
"Because it's not what Steven would've wanted!"
Lapis' hand hovered over the doorknob. She balled her hand into a fist and turned around to see Peridot tearing up in her UFO pajamas.
She clicked her teeth and turned towards the door.
"Yeah, well...rose-colored glasses and all that. I'll be back."
With that Lapis left Peridot in the apartment, free until she returned some odd hour in the night.
>>3158123
I miss the other one, they were happier
>>3158176
Some of you say, "Joy is greater thar sorrow," and others say, "Nay, sorrow is the greater."
But I say unto you, they are inseparable.
Together they come, and when one sits, alone with you at your board, remember that the other is asleep upon your bed.
- Kahlil Gibran
>>3158208
"Titties are what all true warriors strive for."
-Me Me
>>3158244
So does Lapis "Atleast I'm not a cutting board like Pearl" Lazuli.
>>3158208
khalil sounds like a name for queers lmao
Wow, we're so dead. So do you think Lapis' pussy would taste like Baja Blast or Blue Raspberries?
>>3158401
Water mostly
>>3158434
Not even lemon lime sparkling water?
>>3158470
No, just water
Not even saliva like
remember me? I'm back with a new fic!!!!!!!
Another beautiful summer afternoon in Beach City. Steven Universe, a pudgy young boy with curly brown hair and a rock in his gut, sits up in bed and yawns. He is waking up in the afternoon because he was homeschooled and has no concept of personal responsibility. The three women tasked with supervising him, as usual, are nowhere to be found, and so he slips out of bed, walks into the kitchen and pours himself his morning bowl of bagel bites. There is nothing in the freezer but boxes of bagel bites, and the refrigerator holds only condiments and American cheese. Steven's aunts are magical space aliens who know nothing of food, and so, when he first moved in years ago as a small child and could only think of "bagel bites" to put on the grocery list, well, he probably should have expected bagel bites. The little fat purple aunt, Amyethyst, returned from who-knows-where, shape-shifted as a commercial truck, and full of boxes of Bagel Bites. At first, Steven was ecstatic. Bagel bites were his favorite food. He loved how chewy they got when you put them in the microwave. Pizza was good, but those huge slices were difficult to manage without making a mess. Bagel bites were easy. You could get them in there in one mouthful, and you're done with it. You didn't have to worry about toppings falling off and onto your shirt or lap with bagel bites. Steven loved both their taste and convenience equally, but after a couple days they started to lose their appeal, and now, years later, his stomach turned every time he thought of them. It was at the point where he dreaded waking up in the morning.
>>3158591
He ate other things, of course. When he got really desperate, he would waddle down to the donut shop or fry shack to beg for free food. The store owners and employees, mostly out of pity, would usually oblige. Steven had put on a lot of weight in the past year. He looks down at his gut while his bagel bites heat up in the microwave, and wishes he had gone with his aunts on their magical mission. He could sure use the exercise. The reason he had chosen to stay at home in the first place was because of his low energy level, which was (completely unbeknownst to him) all due the lack of proper nutrients in his mostly-bagel-bite diet.
The microwave beeps, signalling the end of the heating process. He removes the bowl and stares sullenly at the contents. He sighs and begins stuffing the bagel bites into his mouth, two and three at a time. Sometimes Steven would add another minute on the microwave, just to buy more time before having to eat them. Not today though. Steven has plans for today. Today he is going to take all the useless magical space junk his neglectful aunts have left cluttering the house, and sell it. He plans to haul it all down to the boardwalk, but the signs he wrote out still read "YARD SALE".
>>3158591
>>3158600
He belches and wipes his mouth on the collar of his 2-sizes-too-small star shirt. He feels something else starting to rise in his stomach, and leans over the trash bin, waiting for the puking to start. The feeling begins to pass, but Steven continues to stand staring into the bin as if hypnotized by the nutritional facts, which are all more or less gibberish to the uneducated young boy. A connection has been made and an idea is beginning to formulate in his head. Yes, he's got it now. He knows what he must do. Steven is going to bring his hundreds of boxes of bagel bites down to his yard sale and give one away with every purchase. With a tactic like that, he might even be able to get away with jacking up the prices a bit. Steven is extremely proud of himself. "Great job, Steven" he proclaims aloud before keeling over and vomiting into the wastebasket.
>>3158591
>>3158600
>>3158612
Chapter 2
Gasping for air and wheezing hard, Steven drags a small red wagon through the sand up toward the Beach City boardwalk. The wagon, with additional planks around the sides stacked four feet high and duct taped together to provide room for more magical items and the seemingly endless boxes of bagel bites, barely budges with each desperate tug at the handle, but progress is slowly being made. The monstrous single load has turned a five minute walk into an hourlong ordeal, yet Steven remains convinced that this is a better and easier alternative to several smaller trips.
He sees the shops up ahead getting closer, and stops to take a breath and wipe the sweat from his face using the collar of his shirt. He wishes he had someone here to help move all this stuff. He is about to resume his pulling when he hears a faint beeping sound coming from behind. Perfect. There's only one person that can be. He turns and sees Ronaldo Fryman out by the water, combing the beach with a metal detector. Fryman, a white, overweight conspiracy theorist with greasy blonde dreadlocks, has nothing better to do on your average day than lounge around the Big Donut, thinking up ridiculous hoaxes for his internet blog. The perfect candidate for lending a hand on this otherwise busy weekday. Steven calls over to him from across the beach.
"Let me get this straight" Ronaldo pants, already exhausted from the short walk to Steven and his wagon, "you called me all the way over here just to ask me to move something for you? Steven, I am very busy right now. I don't have time for your dumb, childish games."
Steven stares back incredulously, mouth agape. Is this guy, who has accounts on every imaginable massively multiplayer online roleplaying game, really going to try telling him about "childish games"?
>>3158591
>>3158600
>>3158612
>>3158620
"What do you mean you don't have time? I know you, Ronaldo, and I know that you have NOTHING but time. Shouldn't you be working right now anyway?"
"I AM worki-" Steven cuts him off. "I mean the Fry Shack. You know, REAL work."
Ronaldo hesitates. "Peedee's covering my shift right now" he concedes, looking down at his shoes. Steven picks up on his embarrassment and takes the opportunity to push harder.
"Are you really such a loser that you'd force your poor brother to work in your place while you go off and play on the beach? Boy, I bet your parents must be proud of you."
"At least I HAVE a job" Ronaldo shoots back, getting angry now.
"Oh yeah, Ronaldo, real important job you've got there, dunking fries in hot oil and trying your hardest not to eat them all yourself. I feel so sorry for you and all the RESPONSIBILITY you must endure. It's not like I'M tasked with saving the planet with my wacky space alien aunts or anything." The sarcasm is not lost on Ronaldo, who looks back down at his shoes. It was a half-truth, of course- in the few years Steven had spent living with his aunts, he had not done a single thing to help "save the planet"- it was true enough, however, that saving the planet is what was expected of him. Ronaldo didn't know the difference, and it showed on his face when he looked back up to meet his eyes.
"Fine" mumbles Ronaldo, defeated, "let's get this over with qui- hey wait" excitement now gleams in his eyes as he gazes at the wagon's contents. "Are those bagel bites?"
Stay tuned for chapter 3 coming sooN!!!!!
>>3158625
What are you listening to /sug/?
https://youtu.be/48LiGv-I_jY
>>3158828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDKyj35ew0E
/sug/ is in trash again? Why?
>>3159118
There's a thread on /co/ as well, but the threads here didn't stop. Having two threads is actually working quite well - the /co/ thread is more fast-paced and the the /trash/ thread is generally more relaxed.
Is she autistic?
>>3159684
No, she's an alien.
Another day, another thread
So many things left unsaid
Happy as can be
We’re back, baby
Can’t help but wonder if you’d be happier with me
>liking shortstacks
>liking giantesses
>liking musclegirls
>liking black chicks
>liking midgets
Heh.
>>3159871
I know, right?
>>3159877
I wish Steven had this much spunk in him. But he'd rather just sit on the beach and have lunch while watching the waves instead of doing things that matter. Oh well.
>>3158828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4lY6UPWWkQ
does /co/ always make fun of people?
this is so sad...
>>3160473
You're on 4chan, cyka.
>>3160094
Lewd
>>3159889
>I wish Steven had this much spunk in him.
I wish Steven had my spunk in him.
>>3160567
He'll have Yellow Diamond's spunk in him.
what should i get/make for lunch, /sug/?
>>3160706
CHINESE food.
Lapis is for leashing.
>>3160706
me <3
>>3160706
pancakes
what if she asked you for a friendly handy after a long day of work?
>>3160907
Would she reciprocate?
>>3160917
of course. just let her know when you're about to finish, getting her all messy would be rude
>>3160907
Steven wouldn't just give her a handy.
>>3160907
I'd be confused why she, a female with female parts, would ask me, a male, for a handy.
>>3161012
>blowjob + fingering
unf
>>3161012
just don't make it weird
>>3161016
>implying pearl doesn't have a cock
>>3161070
>Implying she has one
A cock killed Rose, her one true love. Why would she ever want one?
>>3161016
It's still a hand job even if she's got a slick.
2k16
POIL STILL SHIT
>>3161124
>>3161134
>>3161160
I don't hate Pearl
>>3161102
she tried a cock for rose, now she keeps it just cause she likes to stroke it
>>3161173
But the cock will always remind her of Greg
>>3161103
except penises are the superior tool for mutual masturbation
>>3161048
He's playing with her balls and fingering her vagina. It's already too weird.
>>3161232
greg wasn't rose's first cock. pearl doesn't like greg, but she loves her cock
>>3161249
I don't see a vagoo there
>>3161266
Especially when her cock is inside Steven
>>3161295
There's meant to be a vagoo there.
so pearl has a regular dick or an alien weird shaped one? what about the size?
>>3161367
She has a vagina
I love me some Pearl.
>>3161408
Pearlyanka is the best ship.
>>3157404
>>3161412
>liking meme ships
>>3161367
Well, if Pearl and all the other Gems have weird alien dicks, what about Steven?
Just fang me up, senpai
>>3161436
>posting Dewey unironically
>>3161470
He's best boy, that's why.
has she tried self footjobs?
>>3161482
>50+years old
>boy
wew
>>3161462
>>3161436
>Implying Dewey doesn´t look at Pearlyank porn from time to time
>>3161518
Alright, that's a fair point.
>>3161518
Dewey probably ships every Pearl pairing because he's a cuck.
If the world was invaded by the full force of Homeworld, how well would the Crystal Gems die?
It's a given they would die embracing the glory of battle, but still.
>>3161706
Dewey Probably draws porn of every Pearl ship, including her and himself.
>>3161953
They wouldn't, President Trump would nuke them all to hell, then build a wall around the Earth.
>tfw want to do art but by the time I become good enough to drawfag SU will end
Fuck. Is it even worth it.
>>3162074
You're going to like something else as much as Steven Universe.
Get started, future drawfag.
>>3162074
That doesn't stop Disco or Mousepad.
>>3162074
it is not, stop now
>>3162074
Anon, we've talked about this already. Go study something more productive, like welding.
>>3162074
Just do drawing with the right side of the brain exercises
If you can't do those, you're probably not gonna be able to draw ever
>>3162271
>>3162256
sardonyx is so fuckable
>>3162456
Four arms are for fucking.
All fusions with four arms are proof.
>>3162467
You mean four and up, right?
>>3162516
No. Just four.
Four is a good number.
Love you /sug/
May is ending, and a new month is just around the corner. I hope it is great for all of you, I know you all deserve nice things
>>3162555
you deserve nice things loveposter. love u
If Pearl was your Queen, what role would you play in her Empire if you had a choice?
>>3162555
Nice trips
>>3162571
King consort
Failing that, sex slave
>>3162555
You're such a blessing
>>3162555
Pearl bless you, anon. I will drink a shot of my June liquor to you when I buy it in June.
>>3162571
>Her Empire
>Her
I won't be going crownless
Oy vey, the goyim are watching my show on CN and giving me a ton of money!
>>3162555
You deserve /sug/ and succ, but one thing at the time.
>>3162610
Are you a landed person or able to defeat her in combat?
>>3162571
ROYAL PROTECTOR
I get to have cool gem armor and a cool gem weapon. And we'll fug on the side. All I gotta do is not die.
>>3162525
4 is perfect. 2 do the work and the other two caress and all that. more than that is just degeneracy
>>3162663
Also two for other partner(s) if you are in multiple situation.
>>3162673
see? degeneracy.
>>3162673
>Other partners
You already have three anon, don't be greedy.
>>3162834
Why is her vagina so high up?
>>3162847
Shape shifting
>>3158828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhVjP0wT70
>>3162847
she's stupid. she doesn't know how to form a proper vagoo
>>3162834
Don't talk to Lapis or her husband ever again.
>>3161367
It's a regular 9 incher
>>3162074
I feel you.
But I will always love Pearl, so even years after all this has faded away I will still want to draw my waifu
>>3163058
You absolute madman
>>3163058
that shit gets you banned on /co/, smart move
>>3163058
we already told you to stop drawing that steven
How are the gems going to deal with Steven's puberty?
>>3163355
Copious sexual intercourse
>>3163355
Frustration. Puberty only gets in the way.
>>3163355
Pearl will take care of him.
>>3163355
He's already hit puberty though. He's just short and a late bloomer on the body hair.
>>3163445
Is this artist dead?
>>3163495
He hit puberty, then his body reversed to pre-pubescent.
>>3163549
I wanted to stitch this but it came out 4.4 MB so fuck it.
So what do you think White Diamond and her gems will be like?
>Yellow Diamond (Slick military clothes, straps and jet black lines, poofiness is kept to minimums)
>Blue Diamond (Flowing hair, silken dresses, gowns and sheets everywhere)
Spikes? Glitter? What do you feel like will happen?
>>3163573
The master gems
>>3158259
I want to fuck pearl and lapis at the same time.
>>3163162
why did they make her voldemort's daughter
>>3163445
a bit more legible maybe
>>3163573
This is probably stupid, but I feel like she's going to embody a specific emotion. Like Yellow Diamond seems quick to anger while Blue Diamond seems very calm.
I dunno.
>>3163630
Steven will.
>>3158489
Good, I enjoy water. Especially the pure water that lapis smells like.
>>3162256
so what's up with that
>this artist drew /ss/ of steven and pearl meme
>>3163665
>>this artist drew /ss/ of steven and pearl meme
Oh man, that's disgusting, got a link?
>>3163715
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1577272#search=Pearl%20Steven_Quartz_Universe
what if steven goes to crying breakfast friends generals and faps to that porn all day?
>>3163746
>its not even good
what a waste
>>3163839
You've got shit taste.
>>3163852
they're called standards
>>3163861
Get out
>>3163839
what's wrong with it?
>>3163884
you know exactly what's wrong with it
>>3163826
Pearl most likely checks his browser history and takes his computer away
Then goes to her room and masturbates to CBF porn herself
>>3163911
Nothing? Also
>911
>>3163911
if you don't like that kind of thing that's fine, but the art itself is ok
This gem hurts your waifu, what do?
>>3163943
my waifu can handle herself
>>3163958
>tumblr_o7x2zgay
>>3163943
Throw pies.
>>3163934
>saying pearl with a tiny nose is ok
>>3163943
Tell them to stop hurting themselves
>>3163987
ok, but what about the serious questions. by example: how big is steven's penis?
>>3163943
Was she just poofed or was her gem trapped in an object and dragged into the woolie hole?
>>3164051
He's the son of a Universe and a shapeshifter. In short: Measuring the length of his penis is useless, as it can change at any time.
Mousepad here, did my first animation by request of a good pal, gonna do animation requests on friday
>>3164082
Eyes are okay, but what the fuck is up with the head and body
You gotta remove those edges
>>3164082
looks nice. check the 12 basic principles of animation, focus on timing/spacing
thread is almost 12 hours old and we didn't even hit 120 images, time to fix that
>>3164366
hannibal lecter?
there we go +120
thanks
>>3162555
Love you too, love anon.
>>3164993
I think I got sick again... Can you guys post some funny or reaction images?
>>3165071
or comics
>>3165071
>>3165071
Sure, man.
>>3165071
>>3165110
>Kim Jong
>Not Kim Il-sung
>>3165071
>>3165148
He's Kim-Jong and Mao's fusion.
>>3165071
>>3165110
Is Lenin a fusion of Stalin and Trotsky in this scenario?
>>3163651
Clearly that's not lapis, it's blooperl.
>>3165321
>>3165329
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