HG thread.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
>>3157358
You people are insane! Now again normal is boring.
>>3157383
>She giggles softly as the goat's fluffy paw tickles her, nodding she shakes your hand in reply
Thank you Toriel! Nice to meet you as well. So. What bring a monster like you to a place like this?
>>3157415
>gets comfy
>>3157410
Because working for free isn't something most people do.
...
>>3157380
I'm simply loyal. Too loyal to ever forsake her, no matter what she would ever do.
...And in part, it's almost all that I've got left of my old life. That drive, that...that urge to come back to her, to stand at her side, to guard all that she holds dear as if it were my own...that's been a massive part of what's kept me together.
>>3157390
The shrine maiden and the magician simply overpowered me, there was nothing at all I could do.
But of course, Miss Ririchiyo, farewell.
>>3157380
I suppose it's all too much for me to understand.
>>3157383
>she yawns, and lays her back on the ground,
All that sounds quite nice Toriel... oh so nice. If you don't mind... I think i'm just going to sleep on this ground, my brother... wouldn't mind.
>>3157433
I'll be fine.
>>3157415
>>3157383
....? Hello.
>>3157329
Farewell.
>>3157317
......Hello to you too.
>>3157307
Morning, miss.
>>3157402
That's because you can respawn, but it just goes to show how much she likes you.
>>3157438
It's just a touchy subject.. Sorry.
>>3157427
You get used to it.
>>3157380
Bah. I know what I need to get by.
>>3157383
Overwhelming force. A very, very large slab of crystal from directly underneath, at incredible speeds.
>>3157436
Yes? What would you like?
Pick someone in this thread you haven't talked to yet.
>>3157449
..I think it's time for me to leave.
>>3157450
Doing pretty well, though I feel like I'm about to pass out.. Good nig- I mean morning.
>>3157461
It is kind of weird that she never actually has killed me before, but oh well. Maybe one day.
>>3157472
Nothing.
>>3157481
Okay.
>>3157461
...
>>3157464
...
>>3157493
Good night.
>>3157481
so everybody?
>>3157461
I meant no disrespect, sir.
.......
>>3157464
I hope so. This place is a rush! And the games haven't even started yet!
>>3157481
Well.. Everybody!
>>3157497
What?
>>3157519
This is barely a trickle.
>>3157443
Go right ahead, Sol. I do not mind at all.
Sleep well~.
>>3157481
Very well.
>>3157497
Hello there, child.
>>3157464
If I could have a guess as to who did that.... Was it Aussa?
>>3157427
Originally, I was here in search of my friends who have also come here.
Now... I am here to care after all the young ones here, and to participate every now and then.
>>3157526
iv fapped to that comic so many times
>>3157464
And you wonder why I pick on you...
>>3157493
Honestly man... How many times have you died outside of the arena?
>>3157497
>Smiles at her and waves.
Hello Miss.
>>3157512
I know, and it's okay..
>>3157526
>Posting Vixen and the Valet
S-Stop I'm not a furry anymore.
>>3157533
Hello there young lady!
>>3157497
Well alright then! Have a pleasant day.
>>3157481
If you insist, I'm rather awkward socially.
........
>>3157533
The faceless person said to pick people we hadn't talked to yet.
>>3157535
Hello.
>>3157539
Shouko.
>>3157546
....
>>3157533
Oh my.. I'm sure I'll like it here then!
>>3157535
Participate? I thought this was like.. a death battle thing? Don't tell me YOU fight?
>>3157530
.....
>>3157535
Rright on the money.
>>3157539
Yeah, a bit.
>>3157545
Huh? Well, I'm popular today, aren't I?
>>3157559
Oh. Huh. Most people tend not to pay attention to those guys.
>>3157561
If you like the chaos, confusion, and conflict.
I see these threads a lot and I have no idea what they are or how to participate. How do I become as good at funposting as you guys
>>3157559
.....
>>3157543
>anymore
Once you are one, you can never go back.
>>3157539
I still stepped on your toes, either way.
>>3157438
>>3157535
>The first one was yours, and I'm an idiot.
>>3157572
State your board of origin child, than you shall see the way.
>>3157565
Shouko.
>>3157576
...
>>3157572
Pick a character (preferably one that hasn't been used yet), enter them when the entry starts, then RP to the slides, or don't, or just shitpost like some people. Do whatever.
>>3157570
Perhaps it was your proximity to the man who insisted we speak to strangers. Then again, could be random!
>>3157577
Let me dream.
>>3157545
You too.
>>3157593
Hello, Jin.
>>3157581
.....
>>3157559
Nice to meet you Shouko, I'm Kaito.
>>3157570
Hmpf...
>>3157578
Honestly Elly it's fine, all I ask is a change in subject.
>>3157438
...Elly, it does not sound like this mistress of yours cares about you in the slightest. I am sure you are loyal, no one would deny that, but... even loyalty should have it's limits. Do you think that... perhaps, you worry about your old life too much? Is it that scary for you to let go of your past?
I do not think it is healthy for you to keep at this...
>>3157559
Oh, so you were doing it as well.
Nice to see you are being more proactive with your socializing, young one~.
Are you comfortable?
>>3157570
The moment you said "crystals", I had the feeling...
are the repairs going to take long?
>>3157561
Well, sure...
But there is no ill will behind it. Since no one dies here permanently, I do not think there's any problem in engaging in a little friendly sport~.
And besides, My skills need some brushing up every once in a while.
> * Toriel flexes one of her arms a bit.
>>3157605
Go for it. Shit'll be fun.
>>3157605
It will be nice to have some variety. Most of these guys are weebs.
>>3157599
Hello, Shouko.
>>3157600
...
>>3157603
Hello Kaito.
>>3157610
Yes.
>>3157618
...
>>3157570
Sounds like loads of fun! And I heard there's even a leaderboard! Can't wait to climb that!
>>3157610
>Seeing the flex she can't help but let out a high pitched giggle, poking at the goat's fluffy arm
My my! Remind me not to get on your bad side! I'm sure there's just as much fun killing eachother as there is meeting eachother!
>>3157627
.....
>>3157603
...Do you have anything in mind?
>>3157610
I don't think she cares about anyone. And that's something I'm upset about, too. I'd be willing to bet she's lonely, whether she admits it or not.
...Maybe I do worry to much. And maybe it is that scary, and maybe it is unhealthy, but...I can't stop. I couldn't live with myself if I didn't at least try.
>>3157627
I see you were having a friendly conversation with Tracksuit.
>>3157633
Tell me more of what you know about magic.
>>3157632
You look like something's scared you.
>>3157641
Very friendly.
>>3157603
What?
>>3157591
Who knows but you?
>>3157610
Hopefully not. She's even volunteered to do some grunt work to make up for it.
>>3157630
Leaderboards? Well, if nothing else, there's one set of games that have 'em. They make for good improvements.
>>3157570
They seem well enough.
>>3157649
How should I know what affects your particular popularity? I'm speculating at possible causes, though I fail to see a way to test any of my limited observations.
>>3157646
I have nothing to fear, nothing at all.
Be you prepared for the victory of Augustus Caesar in the upcoming gladitorial Starvation Trials?
>>3157646
Don't mess with him too much please, he may not look like it, but he's been through a lot.
>>3157649
Nothing, just this is going to be harder than I thought...
>>3157678
Ave Caesar!
gib me 24
>>3157689
Elly
>>3157641
I can't say I know too much at all, admittedly....
>She shrugs awkwardly
And magic is a broad term, it's...tough to describe.
>>3157678
Are you the new guy? Ave Caesar!
>>3157676
Then the logical conclusion is you are under the influence of narcotics.
>>3157684
He'll be fine.
>>3157689
Scaly Furry porn
>>3157627
Very good, then.
>she pours herself some tea, taking a sip. She offers another teacup to you.
Tea?
>>3157630
My main strength is magic, but I can throw a punch or two.
Hah, yes! I am looking forward to facing you when a new game starts....
Though you did join at a bad time.
>>3157649
How nice of her! But it's about what I would expect from Aussa.
Are you usually the only one working on your tank? I would expect a crew to command it...
>>3157689
Toriel
>>3157689
King Kaito
>>3157689
Richard Feynman
>>3157689
Shouko
>>3157689
Baki Hanma
Maria and Harusame
>>3157689
>>3157689
Jasper
Female
>>3157689
D.va!
>>3157689
Lord Beerus
>>3157689
Rick Grimes
>>3157689
Lapis fucking Lazuli
>>3157685
>>3157692
Yes, I am. But since this is a non-official combat, I invite you to name me as Gaius Octavian of the Julii. I bestow upon you these dubs as a gift from the Senate.
>>3157689
Rika
>>3157675
Well, if nothing else, that was just me trying to make a rather cheeky comment. Why you picked me is your own reason.
>>3157672
They can get a bit overwhelming at times.
>>3157684
What? The "not mean" thing?
>>3157698
I'm the sole builder, owner, and operator of it, so yeah.
>>3157689
Caesar Augustus
>>3157689
Lee Yong Jin
>>3157693
You rely too much on observation, now why would you assume that?
>>3157698
That would be lovely.
>>3157729
How so?
>>3157689
Pre-columbian Mexica
>>3157691
But you use magic don't you?
>>3157693
Yeah he will be, I'll make sure of it.
>>3157729
Eh, kinda, just accept my help and I'd be a lot more inclined to be nicer to you.
>>3157689
The Player
>>3157729
I lack one entirely, and sorry about missing the joke. I do still manage to get nervous when speaking to women, and I'm in my third marriage!
>>3157689
KaminaJack Feat. Drake
>>3157689
Jimmy Neutron
>>3157739
Maybe "annoying" would be the better term, actually.
>>3157752
I'm sort of accustomed to extreme independence, you know.
>>3157762
If it's any consolation, I realize I don't exactly look like a "woman".
>>3157689
Jules Winnfield
>>3157738
Your pupils are dilated.
>>3157752
Oh?
Are you interested in him that way?
>>3157771
There is that one that likes to throw seeds.
>>3157752
Yes, but...well, as before, it's a part of me, it's like flexing a muscle.
>>3157757
You literal neckbeard. You teutone scum, you shall be unseated.
2 moar pls
>>3157633
I hope you understand, I say this out of concern..
There really is no talking you out of this, is there?
Please be careful if you intend to continue.
>>3157729
Mm, I see... All by yourself.
Are there not more humans like you where you're from?
>>3157739
>she fills the other teacup with tea
Here you are. Sip slowly, it is still hot...
>she takes a sip
>>3157689
The abominable snow Mud
>>3157771
You don't? Could have fooled me!
>>3157689
Kurumi
>>3157779
Flashpoke
>>3157779
Frederick Frankenstein
>>3157779
Marcus Antonius
>>3157781
No. No, I'm determined. If I have to brawl and claw my way back in to her favor...that's what I'll do.
>>3157778
>Kissu
Ca-Can you speak latin?
ok deal
>>3157771
You could be a lot easier to be friends with ya'know, but like I said, you remind me of one of my sisters.
>>3157774
He's just a good friend I'd rather not get hurt, besides I have my heart set on someone already.
>>3157776
What magic can you use? You've probably told me before... Or was that Aussa?
>>3157781
Thank you.
>>3157804
That's nice.
So do I. We're getting married.
>>3157781
"Like myself"? Not really. Sure, there's other humans, but I only ever met one other that was scientifically-minded, and that was my sister. Even then, we had disagreements over how to go through things.
>>3157786
Don't try and spare me my pride, I know how I look.
>>3157804
And I can't really remember how or why.
>>3157774
.......You have no pupils.
>>3157774
Not dumped in to him, yet. Thankfully, I guess....
>>3157803
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!
>>3157803
Rename Mud to "Shitty mod".
>>3157803
The battlefield looks fine. We can proceed. I wish the best of luck to the other combatants.
>You put Female in the name.
>Jasper
>>3157800
Not to a satisfactory level to roleplay. But as any cultured patrician I have slaves to teach me the classics. My favorite slave, Google translate, comes from Greece, did you know?
>>3157803
Heeeey! That's not my name at all!
>>3157818
I'm afraid you've managed to baffle me more than the behavior of quantum particles.
>>3157836
>>3157839
no deal
>>3157827
ok deal
>>3157824
I'm prettly sure I do.
>>3157803
Let the games commence!
>>3157851
Holy fuck those are some dilated pupils
>>3157817
Shouldn't you be smiling at that thought? I would be.
>>3157818
She's small and abrasive at times, kinda like you, no offense.
>>3157850
Are these words suppose to form some sort of sentence?
>>3157798
that kind of thinking has killed many people in the past, Elly. You can decide what is worth dying for, but like I said.... Please just be careful.
>>3157817
No problem at all, human.
I do not usually mind anyway, but you do not seem intimidated or skeptical of me at all... I am glad you are so calm.
>>3157826
Good luck, child~.
>>3157850
Excuse me... I do not see myself in this?
>>3157860
Ecstasy is a hell of a drug.
>>3157851
>Moves back.
Quit approaching me.
>>3157850
.. Was not betray?
>>3157866
Thanks Mama!~
>>3157818
At least you have one other to discuss such matters... Where is she, now?
>>3157804
Just the typical flight and bullet creation, as well as my telekinesis.
>>3157850
Oh, dear. One of...these.
>>3157866
This would be more than worth it. Besides, if I were to actually get her to sit down and talk, I'd have another hand trying to do the same.
>>3157866
no deal
>cody
>>3157866
It is because I needed a goat for sacrifice to Mars in the eve of this battle. I requisitioned you from the "underground" holding area where all the temple's sacrifices are kept. As a goat this is the highest honor.
>>3157860
>
>>3157864
I am.
>>3157866
Why should I? You won't stand between me and my love.
>>3157874
I'm not approaching anyone.
>>3157877
Hell if I know. As far as I know she might not even exist at this point, or just plain not remember me.
>>3157864
Gee, thanks. I'm sure we'd get along like milk and cookies.
>>3157846
I look like a child! There, I said it.
>>3157883
>host puts toriel in
>"toriel was not betray"
Insta-canon
>>3157883
>Actual cody games. I was not prepared for this.
>Jasper
>>3157886
"I can see beyond the earth's curve"
>>3157883
Wait I don't understand why is this written by dolan
>>3157886
.....
>>3157883
I'm confused. Confused but interested
>>3157905
It's an old hg meme from the /b/ days
>>3157905
Cody posting is the greatest meme that no one's ever heard of.
>>3157878
Oh is that all? Now that is sarcasm.
>>3157886
Who's the lucky guy?
>>3157891
No, opposites attract, so you guys would hate each other, maybe..
>>3157891
Perhaps it's unfamiliarity with your ethnicity, but you certainly seem fairly mature, physically speaking.
>>3157910
>
>>3157922
Oh, I shouldn't say.
>>3157909
Fuck this is typical, its never our day
>>3157934
>
........
>>3157886
I would never think to do such a thing, no.
What human could fall for me, anyway? Hahaha...
>>3157891
What a shame that is.Do you not think of her sometimes?
>>3157878
Let us hope that is the case.
Honestly, you are so stubborn...!
>>3157875
Anytime, child. Do not worry if you lose. There will always be a next time.
>>3157934
We are kil
>>3157930
Was Betray?
is I died?
>>3157948
And a time after that! I can't wait to stay around!
>>3157922
That was sarcasm....
>>3157931
If you're trying to comfort me it's not working, and if you're mocking me it definitely is.
>>3157948
I guess I've started missing her, as of recent.
>>3157947
Was there something you wanted?
>>3157948
...
You must be new the this board.
>>3157949
ok deal
>>3157922
I...I don't know how to describe any of it, okay!
>>3157948
I HAVE to be!
>>3157946
Oh, nooo~. What a boring game.
>>3157957
I am also confused, does this mean they're dead? Can we switch to normal Latin? I find the vulgar Latin spoken by the plebs on the air a little.... Obfuscating.
>>3157966
Nothing at all.
>>3157934
Do you not want to? Because that's fine, I have more questions anyway.
>>3157960
No, what I said to Elly was sarcasm though.
>>3157968
Jeez Elly, you olay?
I summon nyanners
>>3157960
I'm trying to do neither, but I'll drop the subject if it causes this kind of distress.
>>3157983
I'm just frustrated.
>>3157980
I would prefer it if you didn't smoke near me.
>>3157983
Ask away.
>>3157982
Thou cannot contain Gaius Octavian for long!
>>3157983
I mean what I said.
>>3157991
...Right. Nevermind, sure.
>>3157977
Yeah.. very.. Obfuscating...
>Quickly googles that word
OH YEAH VERY OBFUSCATING
VERY VERY OBFUSCATING
>>3157982
Where's the action in games like this, the fights, the drama, the FLAIR? Honestly~.
>>3157957
Glad to know you're enjoying yourself!
I have some pie left over from last night, if you'd like something to eat while you wait.
You like butterscotch, right?
>>3157960
No one could blame you for that.
>>3157966
> * Toriel looks confused.
...What do you mean by that?
>>3157968
That is you being stubborn again! You do not have to be at all.
>>3158001
I never was the best at the this whole conversation thing. Might as well start fresh! What's your name?
>>3158015
Death cannot be brought upon *this* son of Jupiter.
>>3158005
Hail, good lady. I seek knowledge of these games and thine person.
>>3157993
>Stretches my arms out and sighs.
come on, you need a hug.
>>3157995
What color dress are you going to wear?
>>3158001
A-alright...
>>3157987
/ofh/ can't save you now
>>3157995
.......Okay and?
>>3158016
Don't look outside of this thread too often.
>>3158029
White.
>>3158035
So don't.
>>3158028
>kissu
>>3158016
Then again, not too many people I actually know around here...mind if I ask you keep an eye out for her?
>>3158022
Neither was I. Call me Rika.
>>3158029
Thought it was kinda obvious, myself....
>>3158044
Richard Feynman! It's nice to properly meet you, Rika
>>3158016
Butterscotch is perfectly fine Toriel. Even if I'm not the biggest fan of pie I'm sure yours is heavenly~
>>3158028
I do want to learn more about these games too! I assume you're newer here too?
>>3158029
It's not THAT bad....
>>3158016
It's gotten me this far, miss.
>>3158040
Congratulations....
>>3158043
Twas a good game
>>3158043
>recoils
Who be you to deign to kiss the emperor?
>>3158066
Thank you.
wiggins was betrey
>>3158058
Feynman...that sounds sorta familiar.
>>3158070
Is it over?
>>3158040
Oh...Oh my.
Are you saying there are humans out there that have taken a... liking to me?
>>3158044
I would be happy to help you! Tell me, What does she look like?
>>3158060
I hope you do not mind cinnamon either...
It is actually cinnamon-butterscotch.
> * Toriel places the butterscotch-cinnamon pie next to you, along with a fork and a glass of milk.
It is a favorite amongst those that have had it!
>>3158040
Going traditional then? When are you getting married?
>>3158044
I can't tell really... I'm bad at spotting this kind of thing..
>>3158063
Then don't act like it is
>>3158079
Some of my work is fairly well known by the general public. You might have heard the name in passing.
>>3158080
Yes.
>>3158085
The moment her turns 18.
fuk
>>3158077
You're welcome.
>stands up and leaves
Who invented Codyposting?
>>3158080
Cinnamon *and* butterscotch? That's... different
>Taking a small bite of the pie her face lights up with a wide smile
Mhmm! It's really good! Thanks Toriel~
>>3158092
Congrats Miss.. Uhm.. Porn.
>>3158100
Hoshi and his clique used it as a way to shitpost the old cody avafag. They basically drove him away with it.
>>3158100
>cody
>>3158102
Thanks for hosting that bizarre game.
>Jasper
>>3158080
Long, long purple hair, purple eyes, glasses, always insists on a lab coat. Likes having her hair done up in a ribbon.
>>3158085
And yet you think it's okay just throwin' your "jokes" around all willy-nilly?
>>3158090
I dunno, that sort of name isn't common at all in Gensokyo....
>>3158092
....
>>3158100
Hoshi invented it during one of this shitposting sessions. Others fanned the flames and it got out of control.
winscren
>>3158085
I hadn't thought I was?
>>3158092
Oh, dear...congratulations...miss? Thank you for having us...?
>>3158100
anon
I was there when it became a meme.
This cuck's an idiot.
>>3158105
>>3158107
>Wait what? I thought that was a joke that happened to him? I'm sure there was another Cody avafag that came here and tried to RP.
>Jasper
>>3158092
What in god's name....
>>3158107
>Drove him away
Nice meme.
>>3158121
F cody
>>3158134
The noncancerous memes aren't for weak faggots like you.
Be came to us, we betrayed him.
>>3158110
Purple hair, eyes, glasses... labcoat...
Alright, I think i can remember all of that.
I will keep my eye out for your sister.
Thank you for letting me help, young one.
>>3158106
Oh, I know. But you'd be surprised.
I thought it would be! It's my second favorite pie recipe to make, and I've been doing it for years.
>>3158091
... I must admit, I am.... a little curious....
>>3158146
Don't respond to me or my posts ever again.
I would love to stay longer, but it is quite late...
Goodnight to you all~. Be good, will you not?
Watch this.
>>3158156
>>3158110
I was somewhat afraid that you were Japanese. You see, early in my career, I did work on the Manhattan Project, the project that developed the atomic bomb.
red > blue
>>3158163
>REEEEEs internally
>>3158106
>>3158125
>>3158130
ty c:
>>3158113
>filename
>>3158159
Please wait, I have something really important to tell you.
>>3158167
dark purple > all
>>3158147
I don't expect much, but...I'll take what I can get.
>>3158159
...Right. Seeya.
>>3158166
Well, Rika is a Japanese name.
...You're an outside world scientist, then. Damn. That's...surprising, actually.
>>3158170
Oh?
Yes, what is it?
Reply if you will protect your friend
>>3158187
Goodnight.
3158189
kys ponyfaggot
>>3158189
>horses
nty
>>3158181
Really? Even in a place like this? Why is that?
>>3158189
Why wouldn't I?
>I'm just going to pretend that image is something less polarizing
>3158189
>>3158189
>>>facebook/reddit/tumblr/imgur
>>3158195
Aw, thank you.
Goodnight to you as well. Good luck with your future games!
>>3158209
>>3158200
It's certainly possible, but...I suppose the prospect just never came to mind.
>>3158211
Goodnight! Try observing your thoughts as you fall asleep and report back!
>>3158209
>Places sculpture at your stable
>>3158217
Like you pointed out, Feynman is hardly an Eastern name. It's Jewish!
>>3158227
I'm not that dumb, after all. Just...not encountered much of much from the outside world.
>>3158252
>It's not even that bad
>>3158252
>Evacuates to somewhere safe
>>3158252
The fuck are you talking about? It's dead in here.
>>3158265
That's not uncommon for a Japanese citizen from what I've learned. Pretty isolated on that island.
HELLO!
>Echoes
>>3158283
>waves
>>3158278
When I say "outside world", I don't mean "outside of Japan".
>>3158283
No need to shout.
>>3158283
Hey!
>echoes
>sneak sneak sneaks
u guys r gay
>>3158294
>tackles
