/TLHG/ The Loud House General
Leno is Best Loud edition
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>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE
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News:
>Season 2 Green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
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Upcoming Episodes:
Overnight Success (June 6)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead
Sneak Peak: http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/the-loud-house-109a-clip.html | http://sendvid.com/w5jhbooo
Ties That Bind (June 7)
>Lincoln eavesdrops on his parents and mistakenly believes that they're planning to get rid of him and his sisters
The Green House (June 8)
>In an effort to be more energy-efficient, Lincoln rallies his family to stop using so much electricity
Butterfly Effect (June 9)
>Lincoln accidentally spills one of Lisa's potions, causing a chain of events that unravel the household
It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House (June 10)
>Lincoln finds an old document in the attic that convinces him there's a stash of money hidden in the house
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>3151628
>>3151636
A little Leni is also a cute Leni
>>3151628
oh it's true
it's damn true
A tiny Lynn is a cute Lynn
>>3151691
A .gif Leni is an outstanding Leni!
>>3151628
Cmon m8...
Requesting a version of this with Lola in her underwear
>>3151737
Don't give up just yet
>>3151729
Maybe if it was looped properly, it would be.
>>3151729
It's ok
![The.Loud.House.S01E09b.Changing.the.Baby.1080p.WEBRip-AnimatronInc.mkv_snapshot_10.14_[2016.05.29_20.16.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mgymqEV.jpg "The.Loud.House.S01E09b.Changing.the.Baby.1080p.WEBRip-AnimatronInc.mkv_snapshot_10.14_[2016.05.29_20.16.03].jpg")
A diapered Clyde is a sexy Clyde!
Threadly reminder: Fuck the fuhrer
That is all
>>3151763
Yeah, I tried to do it well looped.
Don't remind me the dark days, anon. Or else you're gonna break the scoob.
>>3151795
yeah, right in her pussy
List of Deep & Edgy fic ideas. Let me know if I forgot any:
>Alternate to the Schizo Scenario: Lynn is frustrated with how the family treats the situation and dresses up like "Luna" to try and seduce Lincoln.
>Leni is actually a really nasty, abusive bitch, but is constantly doped out on meds, making her kind but staggeringly stupid. She runs out of/loses/forgets to take meds and becomes a bitch again.
>Lynn has a massive Yandere crush on Lincoln, possibly including Bobby's little sister for Lynn to be jealous of.
>Lana hating being Lola's twin which is what led to her becoming Lola's opposite, and becomes depressed how even that doesn't get her much of an entirely separate identity.
>Lynn gets Ewing's Sarcoma and has to learn to deal with the fact that her leg will need to be amputated to save her life.
>Or, even worse, Lynn somehow gets confined to a wheelchair permanently.
>Lincoln is the only one that actually remembers who Luna is, causing her to grow dangerously obsessed with him in the process.
>Feeling neglected by his family, Lincoln decides to leave home to locations unknown.
>Lola agrees to let a judge at a pageant molest/fuck her for his vote, which really fucks with her head and makes her fear Lincoln and Dad.
>Instead of being the kind lovable brother he is canon-wise, Lincoln is a juvenile delinquent.
>Luna develops a drug addiction following a concert with her friends.
>It turns out Bobby is abusive to Lori.
>Lincoln feels displaced in his family, Especially since hes the only boy in the family.
>Lori has been physically abusing Leni for years
>Lincoln spirals into a depression because he feels inadequate next to his sisters.
>Ronnie Anne is a abusive and possessive girlfriend to Lincoln, Lincoln enjoys it because hes a masochist.
>Ronnie constantly mocks Lynn over Lincoln, Fueling Lynns jealously.
>Ronnie secretly manipulated her brother to fall for Lori, Just to have more of a excuse to get closer to Lincoln and his family.
>>3151825
I was thinking moreso with a grenade, but hey
>>3151737
Requesting this with Lola
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8_CY3YECW0
Requesting Lynn as Ibuki.
>>3151870
With full detail
Lynn
>>3151691
>Little Leni
>>3152061
Yandere Lynn fic when?
I want to go on a date with Luna
>>3152061
has balls
Here comes cringe
http://www.deviantart.com/art/The-Loud-House-Cartoon-All-Stars-612002904
>>3152143
Why is there quality fanart of a character that has literally no personality
>>3152192
somebody has to give her personality. The writers sure as hell can't.
>>3151834
Cutefic ideas post when?
>>3152152
Apparently always
>woops
>>3152182
>>3151695
YOU SUCK
dun dun
YOU SUCK
>>3152182
Jesus fucking Christ
>>3152208
Whenever someone else decides to make them.
>>3152236
DUDE MUSIC REFERENCE BRO
>>3152182
Stop fucking trying to turn this thread into donut steel thread
>>3152236
rewatch all the episodes
notice how all the characters, even fucking Clyde, have character.
Carol is an exception but she made a very minor appearance and is also very hot. Luna is his fucking sister.
>>3152182
o hay i drew that!
:D
50/50 chances that Rodrigo browses these threads
![b6be542b733d97a6af2431b00f52ef8a77ea5b79[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/W4qbKgq.png "b6be542b733d97a6af2431b00f52ef8a77ea5b79[1].png")
>>3152143
>tumblr_o7ytditl0f1s5q5abo1_540.png
>540.png
>540
>saving thumbnails from tumblr instead of the full sized image
As expected of a lampfag
>>3152268
there is nothing better to do you jerk
Heads UP
Part 3 coming in about two hours, hopefully, for Luan's fetish thing. Pastebin of the story so far here.
http://pastebin.com/RFtT1zgx
>>3152285
Your autism is outstanding
>>3152285
shit I didn't even notice, my bad
>>3152288
>Luan not included because she's Poland levels of flat
Subtle
>>3152310
Can't wait
>>3152310
Please tell me she's gonna force feed Luna to turn her fat
>>3152310
Wew
>>3152335
Luna wishes she had tits and hips that big
>>3152288
>>3152310
When did this "Luan has a fat fetish" became thing?
>>3152381
How long have we been without new episodes?
>>3152381
Ultrahand drew some fat fetish stuff involving Luan and her sisters, and then it snowballed from there.
>>3152392
All eternity
>>3152403
ULLLLTRAHAAAAANND
>>3152392
Anon this came way before that
Let's get some /int/ autism in the meantime.
Canada reporting in, BTW I'm latin American
>>3152381
I don't know, but I like it
>>3152441
A LEAF
how many white women have you cucked my beaner friendo
There she is!
>>3150278
>>3152439
Oh, what I'd do to that gut
>>3152441
Mexican living in the U.S. here, Trumpfags stay mad, would you recommend moving to Canada? How often do you see other beaners?
>>3152441
How does it feel to live in a country that even the news don't care at all?
Speaking of which, I'm Latino too, and I'm moving to Scotland on december.
>>3152441
>a fucking leaf
>>3152289
You fucking lied again! [spoiler]I don't care; it's great.[/]
>>3152441
>a fucking leaf
>>3152061
Got molested by the coach.
>>3152441
Filthy american imperialist here
>>3152289
>lied again
POR QUOI?!
Nah, it's good
>>3152554
>>3152441
Chilean here
>>3152061
Fell down a pit
>>3152554
DELETE THIS
![d3313aa7763a03a8b6a63a0407470eeb68f16fe7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PYTMnWV.png "d3313aa7763a03a8b6a63a0407470eeb68f16fe7[1].png")
>>3152441
Latino from Oregon, USA reporting in.
We should include our favorite sisters too.
>Lori
>Leni
>Luan
>Lola
>>3152476
as long as you came into the US legally, we cool
>>3152441
Chile here.
Although I'm not the degenerate who post reggaeton and cumbia or whatever he posts.
I literally don't want to be with any woman right now but Leni makes me wish I did. I'm sounding autistic I guess but I don't actually want her, I want to be able to open up to somebody. But I don't know any girls I want besides one or two that are already in a relationship.
>>3152554
You monster
>>3152554
You fool
>>3152441
Murican here
>>3152547
>>3152621
>>3152468
nice work! cute
>>3152618
There has to be some kind of way to fix it
>>3152600
>that list
You got good taste friendo
>>3152644
>>3152310
YES
>>3152622
Wow, hold the fuck up. Why would you think I'm a degenerate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT-rtHg65uc
>>3152658
Lack of other named characters to do...
Sleep as well I guess.
>>3152661
>that tiara
Weak!
>>3152441
Tijuanafag here, not much to say just drawing shit.
>>3152600
Luan
Lucy
Leni
Luna
Lynn
Lana
Lisa
Lily
Lori
Lola
>>3152441
Literally fuck off
> pic very fucking related
>>3152690
Stop please. Raid that on /sug/.
>>3152690
Because that music is for degenerates.
>>3150393
>>3151411
>the last sentence hit Lori hard
>she had to blink a couple of times before responding her almost crying sister
>it's been some time since they last had a meaningful conversation
>"are you kidding me Leni? You're gorgeous! Like, literally the most beautiful girl in school, every guy would kill to go on a date with you."
>"but you said I have to be with someone who likes me for who I am, and, like, I'm not just my looks, you know? Even though I usually look great."
>"but you're adorable! You're, like, the perfect girl. Everyone loves you! "
>Leni was so happy to hear this, she didn't hear Lori mumble "much more than they like me..." afterwards
>"Anyway, you just have to be confident and talk to guys being yourself, don't try to impress them, because believe me, they will already be impressed by you"
>"awww thanks sis! But how do I know which guys are the nice ones?" Leni asked
>Lori din't know the answer to that question
>"and how will I know if they like me for who I am or just for my looks? And what if a guy lies to me and says he likes me but actually just want to, you know... do stuff with me?" Leni continued
>now it was Lori's time to get teary eyes
>she knew she couldn't protect Leni from bad relationships
>"I don't know for sure sis...I don't know...but I do know I'm here for you, and I'll literally always be right by your side so we can see which are the good ones and the shitty ones together"
>the sisters finished the talk with a long hug
>after they broke it off, Leni said
>"okay, thanks sis! Now, tell me: how do I do this sex stuff I've heard so much about?"
>Lori rolled her eyes once again
end
>>3152700
Probably because so many others have used her specifically.
>>3152460
About 2, some Chinese slags too
>>3152476
Canada is hell. Everything is fucking expensive and you need a permit for everything, your US degree in whatever you studied isn't valid here unless it's from Harvard or some shit, that being said if you make $30/h you can cover your needs
>>3152477
Is pretty OK, but the newspapers here suck dick, the headlines could be about any irrelevant shit
>>3152642
>no trophy can wash away the fact your innocence was taken away from you
>>3152761
It's beautiful anon, great work
>>3152761
>Oh, that Leni!
Seriously, good job man, really fucking cute.
>>3152761
I love a happy ending
>>3152732
I'm a degenerate who faps to Lolis, but that does NOT prove your point
>>3152441
Take a guess
>>3152441
Las Vegas here.
Also,
>a fucking leaf
>>3152822
>PUTOvnica
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJJAAJJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJJAAJJAJAAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJJAJAJ
>>3152761
>Now, tell me: how do I do this sex stuff I've heard so much about?
CONTINUE
>>3152761
Loved it. By far, the cutest I've ever read. For you too, I hope to see more of this stuff in the future.
>>3152830
How is it living ten feet away from a bed of sin all the time on top of in the middle of the fucking desert?
>>3152822
>PUTOvnica
>ask people where are they from
>Americans reply with their state
>>3152830
How many hookers you fucked while popping a jackpot?
>>3152289
>>3152592
Hello?
>>3152871
You can be from a state.
>>3152821
Even worse than degenerates fapping to loli such as myself too.
>>3152902
good job pupper
enjoy prison you pedos
>>3152600
>>3152934
Hey, where did Lana pupper go?
>>3152822
>PUTOvnica
Kek
Next time on Lincoln Louder...
>>3152809
>>3152818
>>3152819
>>3152844
thanks guys, glad you enjoyed it, here's the pastebin
http://pastebin.com/QQT92hQK
>>3152838
I will dude but another day... not sure if I go lewd or funny though
>>3152952
HERETICS!!!
>>3152912
Deleware ain't that far away from Ohio. At least we aren't in the South or, God forbid, the boring-ass Midwest.
>>3152935
Nice meme bro haha!
>>3152952
Cell pls.
>>3152865
It sucks, honestly. This place is boring as fuck if you're not a tourist and most of the people here are douchebags of the highest caliber. A lot of the negative stereotypes about Las Vegas are 100% true.
But the cost of living is dirt cheap, which is great for a poorfag like me.
>>3152965
Far enough. Not like I can just take a daytrip there and be back in a few hours like if I lived in some Euro country
>>3152761
Beautiful. Hope to read more from ya mang
>>3152953
Funny. Keep it clean and straight on the path of Savino.
>>3152990
Puto means faggot in spanish bro
>>3152965
>boring-ass Midwest
You motherfucker
>>3152990
I'm spic and I didn't find this funny at all. Unless they're memeing too fast for me
Lola rapefic when?
>>3152441
spic from Virginia reporting
>>3152600
My top 4 sisters are:
>Luan
>Lynn
>Lucy
>Lana
>Leni (Just so you lenifags don't get butthurt)
>>3152990
Nothing, nothing at all...
>PUTO
>>3153013
not really
(o-or does it? my spanish is trash)
>>3152990
Puto means faggot in spic
>>3152953
Why not a fair mix of both? Leni and Lori are perfect for funny and lewd together
>>3153030
Good taste lad, llama is underrated
>>3153066
>mad
Eh, not really. Illinois can be fun sometimes
>>3152871
>UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
>get pissed when they mention what state they're from
>>3152929
For the record I'm not even memeing. I really like cumbia and some reggaeton
>>3152964
Americans:
>Sup man, where you from?
>I'm from state/province/region/whatever
>Where's that?
>In [country]
>Cool, can you tell me more about it?
>[friendly conversation happens]
>>3152990
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=puto
>>3153029
Pretty sure one of the guys writing it abandoned it.
New drawfag here. This took a lot longer than I thought it would
>>3152469
>Lincoln pushed his younger sister away, taken aback by her sudden boldness.
>"L-Lucy...What are you d-doing?"
>"Don't make this any harder than it has to be. I NEED this." Lucy charged toward Lincoln knocking him to floor and keeping her lips planted firmly on his.
>Lincoln struggled to get out from underneath her, but as he was about to a sudden shiver shot through Lincoln. A sudden tingle and tightness in his pants causing him to let out a loud moan
>"You can feel it too, can't you?" Lucy moved her hands towards her brother's pants reaching for the zipper.
>Lucy has adjusted herself giving Lincoln an opportunity to escape, the feelings and sudden spur of emotions however kept him from doing so
>Stuggling for but a moment Lucy was able to unzip his pants, no sooner that she did Lincoln's erect penis popped out from underneath surprising Lucy with its size
>"It's...actually a lot bigger than I had..imagined it would be." Lucy blushed, she had planned this entire event in her mind but hadn't anticipated coming this far.
>As her mind struggled to remember what to due next, her body seemingly moved on its own. She repositioned herself to get a full view of his penis and with both hands she reached out and grabbed it firmly.
[TO BE CONTINUED] if I'm motivated enough...
>>3153098
Illinois? Pfft, all Illinois is known for is Chicago. [spoiler]And for going bankrupt that one time, I believe.[/don'twork]
I'm talking REAL boring places out there, like Wyoming, or any four corner state.
>>3153101
>Believing that story.
>>3152441
>>3152600
Murica, New Mexico
Top 5 sisters include
>Leni
>Lori
>Luan
>Lucy
>Lynn
I've always been a single child, my girlfriend has a sister, i can't stand that cunt. I can't imagine what would be like to date someone with so many sisters.
>>3153128
The initiation ritual is to draw some Lily porn.
You have 30 minutes
>>3153128
Now draw the best screaming in agony Lincoln enough to make it a new meme, please.
>>3153142
>As if I'm not from Chicago
But seriously, I get you
>>3152902
This ended differently than what I expected, and I'm okay with that
>>3153141
MOAR
>>3152600
Wisconsin here
>Leni
>Luan
>Lola
>Lynn
>Luna
>Lisa
>Lana
>Lori
>Lily
>>3153141
YES
>>3153126
Aw, that's never fun.
>>3153192
Plátano
>>3153126
What primal mating dance is this?
>kek
>>3152622
si no eres de los degenerados que les gusta esa musica, entonces, que clase de degenerado eres entonces anon?
>>3153111
Dude that's shit music, that said, i do belive music taste is the most subjective thing in the world.
>>3153141
>Implying lanky-ass Lucy can hold Lincoln down.
>>3153218
They ain't doing no mating dance, you daft nigga. They doin' the "hip hop."
>>3153174
Good joke
[spoilerswouldbenice] Now fuck off [/theyreallywould]
>>3153226
>implying Lincoln isn't the weakest Loud
>>3152441
My country isn't recognised by the kool kidz klub.
>>3152902
Awwww <3
>>3153183
Like him getting slowly dragged away while hopelessly screaming for help?
>>3153220
A metal slime! Voy a matarte con un golpe critico
>>3153192
> inb4 BANANA
That Luan story's still on the way, it's taking longer than I thought it would. I have the general progression of events, but I don't want it to be too short compared to my last two parts. Probably gonna be posted at a time when no one's up.
>>3153217
BORRA ESTO
>>3153250
>Implying...
Alright, you got me there, but Lucy certainly ain't no Lynn when it comes to Lincoln roughhousing.
>>3152902
I'm happy that it was a nice dog gif this time.
On different note, sorry for no updates last night. I wasn't feeling well so I turned in early, I'll update the Lori/Lincoln fic later tonight.
>>3153301
I AM ALWAYS UP FOR GREENTEXT!
>>3152469
Luna, no! Brothers aren't for that!
>>3153128
>Lynn reading /tlhg/
>a general about a cartoon about her family life
>that means that the events of TLH are either an AU or past events not present
This is too meta for me
A drawfag in the /co/ Loud House thread is asking for lewd requests
No loli tho
>>3153267
Aguante 31 minutos
I want a fic of one of the older girls coming out as gay. Any of them is fine b-but i like Leni.
>>3153304
Hola?
This is the last time I post my passport here.
>>3153220
Soy de los que se fappean con loli.
>>3153337
>luna
>>3153341
Tell him to draw leni shoving a banana up her pooper
>>3153358
Make it about Leni
>>3153341
ask for loli stuff, call him a fag if he doesn't do it
>>3153371
What would leni say while doing this?
>>3153389
>call him a fag if he doesn't do it
This tßh
>>3153341
>No loli tho
What the fuck am I suposed to request then?
>>3153369
These characters are so misnamed. Would it have been too on-the-nose to name the goth Luna?
>>3153358
Luna or Lynn are the easiest choices.
>>3153201
And Lucy is between Lori and Lily
>>3153341
>/co/
>land of say nice things about my things while I shit on yours
Nah, I'll just stay here
>>3153316
Posted it hoping it caught your attention, glad you liked.
>>3153399
>I hope I don't poop this out my mouth, that'd be gross!
cute Luna x Lincoln fic when?
>>3153427
>aged up
>>3153450
Who?
>>3153392
¿Qué dijiste hijuelasgranmilputas? ¿Por qué no te vas a comer una perolada de mierda del culo de tu nana despues que deje de regalarlo en la esquina del burdel? mejor anda a ver quien te agarra el culo pedazo de degenerado maricón homosexual transgay si quiere pelea hermano venga para acá y nos reventamos el hocico y de paso le doy tips de como me corri en su vieja.
Saludos
>>3153427
>Aged up
>>3153450
N E V E R E V E R
W
H
O
?
>>3153427
The old "all characters depicted are 18 yo" while still being lolis
>>3153267
"1 point of damage"
a eso le llamas ataque critico
>>3153392
please ficgods grant my wish
>>3152690
Anybody got any good spic music recommendations that ain't awful naco music like ranch or reggaeton?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm9W83XJyGg
>>3153494
I saw a tumblr full of toddlercon that had that shit on top. It was fucking hilarious
>>3153327
I guess I could bang it out here. Let's see...
>Luna confronts Luan and pushes extra hard, she wants the truth and she wants it now
>Luan says she's innocent
>"Bullshit."
>"Okay, I was pirating comedy movies."
>"Bull. Shit."
>"Okay, so I wasn't pirating movies, I was downloading youtube videos of women."
>"The video I saw wasn't on Youtube-"
>"Okay so it WASN'T Youtube, it was on my dropbox! A friend gave it to me!"
>This was Luan's bad habit - if she got caught lying once, she'd panic and lie over and over again until the jig was completely up
>just as easy as she got caught up in lying, a little push could make her start spilling the beans just as fast
>"Luan... that was Ms. Hambone, wasn't it? You creeped on her, didn't ya?"
>Luan looks like she's ready to cry, but she rushes over to her wastebin and vomits intead. Up comes the frappe she guzzled earlier.
>Luna quickly works on calming her down, not wanting her sister to give herself away
>"Keep it together, just chill out, man..."
>they go down and give their laptop to their parents and then return to their room
>NOW Luan starts sobbing, defeated
>Luna can empathize and promises to keep her sister's fatty loving a secret
>meanwhile, the others are angry about their internet privileges being lost
>Leni/Lori team up, Lynn/Lincoln team up and start a witch hunt to see whodunnit
>>3153467
Calláte pelotudo
>>3153341
He said "keep it SFW" and said Lynn was out of bounds
WTF man what kind of horrible people live in the /co/ LH threads?
>>3153358
I could write a fic about an anon falling madly in love with Leni.
Everyday he thinks about her, his entire life becomes centered around her. He's too nervous to tell her how he feels, thinking to himself that he isn't worthy of someone like Leni.
He decides that he'd be better off as the best friend that she runs to when she has troubles. The barrier that he placed upon himself breaks his heart, but his self-esteem can't rise over it.
Then one night, when him and Leni are hanging out together and the mood is just right, he musters up his feelings. He tells her about how much she means to him and how he loves her dearly.
He feels scared, but he thought that time was right.
To his horror, Leni tells him that she's a lesbian and has no interest in the slightest.
His soul shattered, he goes home and drinks away the pain that consumes him. Years go by and no matter how much he drinks, that moment, that pain never goes away. It haunts him and unable to escape it, he decides to do it.
His sits on his bed, a note next to him saying "Even in death; I'll always love her. Goodbye."
He puts the gun under his chin and whispers one last
"I love you Leni"
Something like that?
>>3153358
i could see luna being dyke.
>>3153463
>>3153489
Savino save us, just give us a Luna episode already
>>3153526
>what kind of horrible people live in the /co/ LH threads?
You mean people don't use both /trash/ and /co/ threads at the same time?
>>3153499
Ehhh.....
>>3153526
>no Lynn
>>3153128
Alright I'm going to start drawing another Lynncoln pic. Lewd or cute (along with description)? Probably won't be done until the morning
>>3153562
No that's bad, sorry
>>3153467
I may not have knowledge, but I do have GOOGLE TRANSLATE! NOW I KNOW YOUR DEVIL LANGUAGE!
What did you say hijuelasgranmilputas ? Why do not you go eat a fucking ass perolada your nana after you stop giving it away in the corner of the brothel? better go see who grabs you degenerate piece transgay ass fagot if you want to fight homosexual brother comes to us here and we blew his nose and incidentally give me tips on how to ran in his old .
regards
>>3153505
Meh. I'll see.
>>3153519
Our savior Garabatoz may be going to hell, but at least he never tried to pull that kinda shit.
>>3153506
>Implying the shit you just send is good
>>3153122
>"Hey, where are you from?"
>"Mississippi."
>(long, silent pause) "Is it true you're dead last in everything?"
>"No, not everything. We're number one in obesity. Ain't too proud of that. We are, however, also first in charitable giving, which we are very proud of being."
>"Aren't you also first in teen pregnancy?"
>(grins) "Yep. That's part of our charitable giving."
>>3153575
no
/co/ fucking sucks, my man
>>3153598
Aw, well I tried.
>>3153562
>teen lesbo
>not another phase
poor clueless anon
>>3153600
maybe something like this
>>3153595
Lewd, they compete to see who cums faster, or the NEVER EVER "Look how hard I can pee"
I love you guys you make this place really fun most of the time
>>3153506
Enjoy sunshine amigo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qGKrc3A6HHM
>>3153607
I wouldn't know what good spic music is, since most of the spanish hicks I know listen to that ear tearing ranchera music.
