HG THREAD
>>3147190
So why are they calling me a youkai ?
>>3147195
Hey Ben. How are you?
>>3147195
JEDI!!!!
>runs away screaming
>>3147190
n-no, nothing at all
>contains laughter
>>3147208
Please fuck off.
Don't mind me just gonna plant this flag here
>that one time in a month you actually want a game, and it's not happening
>>3147155
I don't have a millennia to live.
There's no.. "Magic" in my world.
I don't think.
>>3147190
I see.
.......
I'm Annie Leonhardt.
>>3147200
The military thanks you.
>>3147168
Seargent Shinoa Hiiragi.
>>3147186
But you'll be homeless soon enough, why alienate yourself?
>>3147190
Don't feel like it, mostly.
>>3147199
Sorry what's that? I don't speak chimp.
>>3147170
>>3147185
>he spots you two in the distance
I suppose I should be saving you. Give me a good reason to.
>>3147190
He.... Has a unique personality.
>>3147193
There's also a mechanic around here that has offered me upgrades before, I think she'd probably tinker on you to.
>>3147195
Obi-Wan?!
>>3147205
Clear for take-off, five by five
>>3147192 (Oh hey you're alive)
Targeting systems do fuck all if you can't see.
>>3147193 (Clanker)
Like I said, I'm not like the rest of the lot. I was created without the chips and training.
>>3147195 (Obi)
Jedi.
>>3147200 (Solider)
Yeah. The newer variants are far poorer than the old ones. Apparently they're meant to strike fear or something.
>>3147210
So when you're not drinking, what do you do?
>>3147241
Actually, I'm waiting for a purple dragon. By all means, come save me any time though.
>>3147227
It's a good day to die
no shitstorm?
Let me change that
(Something you hate) >>> dogshit >>>> (Something you enjoy)
>>3147195
Greetings
>>3147173
Not offering. I just expect to do something.
>>3147190
The most important people in our lives discarded us. I say it is similar.
>>3147237
>Six more minutes.
>>3147244
That'd be nice. B1's are made more to be swarmers, not tacticians or brutes.
>>3147250
What chips? I thought they were trained....
>>3147254
Whatever I'm hired to do. I hardly drink at all.
>>3147250
Like the Phase one and would like to have one set and customize it.
>>3147248
Don't cum now.
>>3147238
Sure.
>>3147222
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3147240
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
>>3147257
Fuck you whoever you are
Your waifu = shit.
>>3147255
Give me a good reason woman.
>>3147195 (Obiwan Bad Timing-Kenobi)
>Grips scythe less tensely
I'd wondered when you'd stop hiding, sir. Hello.
>>3147218
Perhaps because you act like one?
>>3147223
That...was really poorly-stated, miss.
>>3147238
Well, it's a pleasure, Miss Annie.
>She smiles briefly
>>3147240
Ah...not much of a people person, miss?
>>3147244
I've only heard his rants about "weather dominators".
>>3147257
Giorno >>>> dogshit >>>> Johnny
>>3147240
You wouldn't want to be around a bunch of homeless men, or me if you were homeless. It's only logical thinking to see it like this.
Anyways, cats are better than most people. They'll keep me company.
>>3147250
I've seen it done well, what's wrong with yours?
>>3147272
What can I say, it's been a while
>>3147273
I have a drink that's getting warm.
>>3147256
Duty,courage,honor....
Hows it going sunny?
>>3147274
I just couldn't hold it in anymore
>>3147205
>The man bows
Spike. Good to see you, it has indeed been a while. How are you?
>>3147209
>Heh, I appreciate the kind words, anon. Felt like stopping by again. How's things?
>>3147221
>The Jedi smiles at the mention of his nickname
I am well. How are you today, Soviet?
>>3147222
>The Jedi frowns and uses a Force Pull to stop the droid in place, speaking calmly.
I will give you a chance to explain. What are you doing here, droid?
>>3147248
>The man smiles and bows
Indeed, it is me. How are you, Sunset? It's good to see you.
>>3147250
>The man nods at you
Boba.
>>3147259
>The Jedi smiles
Hello, lord Beerus.
>>3147274
>Huh? Bad timing?
>The Jedi bows, smiling
What can I say? It has been a while, yes. How are you, Elly?
>>3147227
Good flag.
>>3147238
The magic of friendship is everywhere.
>>3147248
Here's hoping my grip is as good as I think it is.
>Spike crouches and with a powerful flap of his wings, bursts into the sky. His grip on Sunset tightens slightly during initial take off, but once they're in the air, he loosens it a bit so he doesn't make her too uncomfortable.
W-We're pretty close by. Just thought I'd take the shortcut.
>>3147255
I'll be there in a minute, I promise.
>>3147278
Oh, now you fucked up.
>you will never cuddle ramlethal valentine
>>3147274
What's that supposed to mean ? I don't have any power
>>3147257
P2=P3 > P1 >>>>> (Dogshit) > P4
>>3147274
It is?
I'm glad I could be a good person to you, I suppose.
>>3147299
That's the dumbest sounding thing I've ever heard.
>>3147301
>Fite
>me
>>3147293
The toilets were right over there, Miss Touhou
>>3147295
>Heh, I appreciate the kind words, anon. Felt like stopping by again. How's things?
It's the same I guess.
Some people returned, others left, most recently Kamina, thought I expect he'll back back sooner or later
>>3147295
>Spike bows in return.
I've been good. I won't say I've gotten up to anything overly exciting, but I'm certainly in a good sorts.
>>3147273
This is just too easy.
>>3147274
not exactly. Just don't like the smell of this place.
>>3147287
I'm surprised cat's want anything to do with you.
>>3147302
Why would anyone want to cuddle with some nobody vidya shit?
>>3147299
Hopefully I'm not dead before you get here.
>>3147323
Not that kind of holding it, Aikawa!
>>3147295
I was sent here to participate in the games....
I don't have any communications to the seperatists, I swear!!!
>>3147319
Agreed.
>>3147266
Perhaps, but...at the least, it seems I may have a way to improve my position, so to speak.
>>3147227
Why are so many people here trying to claim territory?
>>3147293
What's so funny??
>>3147295
>Just at the tail-end of the thread's images and all.
After a few sealings, beatings, robberies, violations, and other misfortunes...things are finally looking up, Sir Obi-Wan.
>>3147316
That doesn't necessarily mean you don't act like one.
>>3147322
Well, why wouldn't I be so courteous?
>>3147329
The...smell? Pardon?
>>3147266
I'm thinking about dumb thing to ask you to do, but I can't think of anything, and I honestly wouldn't ask if I did.
>>3147267
I'd be a little hesitant though, you never know what will happen when you're out and they're working on you.
>>3147274
That about sums him up, but I think he has a bit of a carefree nature to him..
>>3147295
Good comrade. How about you Jedi?
>>3147301
>tfw you destpry SAS in CS:GO
>>3147267
They had control chips implanted in their heads, making them compliant to any order given.
>>3147272
The Phase One's are uncomfortable and clunky. I would advise to just go for a Mandalorian combat variant like myself.
>>3147289
Needs work and some polish. But unlike those POS's it actually protects against weapons.
>>3147295
What's the good word?
>>3147269
You one of those odd jobs kinda people?
>>3147290
Then drink it for gods sake.
>>3147295
>you feel like specters helmet is like a dynamo for the dark side of the force. A literal hate generator.
>>3147295
>the man, the man, the man
Autistic asf.
___ is never coming back.
>>3147329
I'm not quite sure why either, but they're the only friends I've got.
>>3147355
something about the ''youkai'' and 'being treated equally'' really got me
>>3147319
>ps3 is better than ps1 even though it had no games
>>3147357
What do you mean?
>>3147377
Why??
>>3147372
hurf durf kamina here's a (You)
>>3147367
Yes. It helps keep things interesting.
>>3147368
I can't. I've been kidnapped.
>>3147339
Because delicious tan/light brown and dem legs.
>>3147348
>>3147295
It sure has been a while, how have you been?
>>3147378
He means Persona.
>>3147366
Whatever you say. Do those provide same protection?
>>3147372
Airi.
>>3147371
>Autistic asf.
autistic af
>>3147383
It was hilarious, that's why.
>>3147393
Don't look at me like that
>>3147299
Good is an understatement. At this point that flag is my life. You guys dont have a flag of your own to defend?
>>3147355
Because we humans love to explore and conquer the unkown.
>>3147357
I'm okay as long i get any good upgrades...
>>3147366
Hm, that could be useful if there is ever any clones in the arena
>>3147389
I'm gonna rescue you so the Jedi doesn't kill me
>>3147355
You don't smell that?
>>3147373
That is odd, I'm pretty sure cat's have better eyesight and sense of smell.
>>3147389
Well boohoo, I don't see what I get out of this.
>>3147355
You do seem unordinarily polite.
Much more well-mannered than the royal family I guard..
>>3147322
Well, where I come from it's actually a force. It does things. I've seen it create castles.
>>3147346
That's definitely the hope, I'm just working on the 'finding you' thing.
He didn't leave a note.
>>3147409
I think we had one at some stage, but we traded it for a bag of chips. Yours is very nice, though.
>>3147408
Like this?
>>3147409
More emphasis on conquer
>>3147378
>Bloodborne > DaS > DaS3 >>>> DaS2
>>3147389
So do you go around cleaning houses and lifting furniture?
>>3147372
Hiccup
That jojo ava I forgot the name of
Battlewagon
>>3147372
Original Nymph
Original Yukiteru
Accelerator
Bloobob
Mio
JC
Riggins
New game was supposed to be 3 minutes ago
new game where?
>>3147417
If that's true, then I can see cat's leaving you alone too. You reek of smug assholeness, and you make me eyes hurt when I look at you.
>>3147428
yes, like that.
>>3147411
That would be very kind of you.
I think my captor has run off though.
>>3147422
>She sighs.
Chivalry really is dead, isn't it?
>>3147426
I don't know where I am either. Or where he is.
>>3147439
Sometimes. I'm a jack of all trades.
>>3147441
>Foo Fighters?
>>3147426
You've..
What?
>>3147383
He tries to act all scary, but it does seem like he wants to talk to people.
>>3147411
Like what? Missile launchers on your back? That sounds kinda cool actually.
>>3147454
Like... like this?
>Okay. The hour's up. Time to rush home.
>>3147302
>>3147339
Listen to this person. Who is smarter than you
>>3147355
I suppose. Though I did expect this to happen.
>>3147357
If you have something dumb to say, do not say anything at all.
>>3147433
>not liking DaS2 for PVP
Git gud, cancer
>>3147325
>Never the same, is it? Oh well. Might stop by a bit more in the coming days, though.
>>3147327
Ah, not every day can be an exciting one, I suppose. What has gotten you into a good mood?
>>3147349
>Still frowning, Obi-Wan releases you from his grip
Sent by whom?
>>3147355
>The man laughs
Indeed, this world can be quite...brutal, at times.
>He waves his hand, smiling
Please, there is no need to call me 'sir'.
>>3147359
I am well, it's good to visit again.
>>3147366
>Obi-Wan shrugs
It's quiet in my corner of the galaxy, apart from the occasional Imperial patrol. How about you?
>>3147368
>Heh, secretly hoping. A Jedi-Sith battle is pretty fun to do.
>>3147395
>The Jedi smiles
I have been well, a calm life, since I went into hiding.
>>3147468
Yes, it's about time you stopped that
>>3147389
>Shoots the locks, setting you free.
>>3147459
Nah i'm still here, i just tried to order some anti dragon traps but the shipping would take too long, looks like i'm fucked when the dragon comes
>>3147403
Why would you want that silly idol to come back?
>>3147408
Why is it!?
>>3147409
This place is hardly "unknown" at this point....
>>3147417
I'm afraid you'd have to specify.
>>3147424
Old, and thus powerful, youkai typically favor politeness, and my mistress was very much like that.
>>3147466
How...strange.
>>3147479
Okay, I will stop.
>>3147426
Must have been some really good chips eh?
>>3147430
HOOAH! thats why we are the most powerful species in the galaxy! We kickass and ask questions later.
>>3147355
Do they act in a particular way ?
>>3147476
doesn't mean it's not absolute garbage
>>3147403
Better. Mandalorian steel is far superior to the compounds they mold the stormtrooper armour with.
>>3147411
They can only be given by a superior like a commander or Jedi. It won't work if a CIS droid like yourself says it. You could try though.
>>3147477
I've been kept occupied. Last time I came here I got scammed by that imperial Janus though.
>>3147484
Because it'll never happen.
>>3147487
I really hope that was the last one, because you don't want me to get angry
>>3147441
>>3147459
>shh
>>3147453
I smell of lavender and look angelic!
I really don't want to here an self-proclaimed degenerate spout nonsense like that.
>>3147484
You know, the smell of unwashed people and wet dog.
>>3147477
>>Never the same, is it? Oh well. Might stop by a bit more in the coming days, though.
Guess your exams are over or something
Summer is coming so expect a lot more people returning or even more new people
>>3147484
You think so? Theres new faces popping up all the time. Not to mention this place changes environments too.
>>3147509
Of course, I was going to stop now. As soon as you let me.
>>3147459
Do you do homework?
>>3147441
Is it bad that I miss paarl?
>>3147473
True, but...still. Well, if nothing else, I'm certain you can resolve things as well, yourself.
>>3147477
Most of that was outside the games....and I do favor being polite, sir. It's practically a force of habit.
>>3147497
Yes, but it does vary depending on the type.
>>3147509
All you're saying is "no", but you don't explain why....
>>3147515
There's hardly either of that here, miss.
>>3147484
An ancient demon cherishes politeness more than the leaders of the human race..
Ironic.
>>3147477
It's different here. There is also a dance coming up soon.
>>3147500
I meant compared to Clone trooper armor.
>>3147515
It's not nonsense. I'm telling you the facts, but expecting someone as delusional as you to understand your place in society is foolish on my part.
>>3147441
I think battlewagon is nito
>>3147459
This guy's a real bad kidnapper.
>>3147463
I saw it create a castle.
Friendship is no laughing matter in Equestria. I've also seen it turn a creature to stone, exorcise a dark presence from a goddess, and change the past.
>>3147477
Well, having Sunset back obviously.
>>3147492
Eh. It just wasn't a good flag.
>>3147480
>>3147481
>Rubs her now freed wrists.
I don't suppose you installed anti-bullet traps too?
>>3147505
Turns out he's still here.
>>3147525
Not anymore.
>>3147527
Could you be more specific ?
>>3147473
Hahaha... If I did that I wouldn't talk ever.
>>3147484
Everyone is a little like that here I believe, that's why people come here...
>>3147505
Why's that? You want more conversation skills, or do you want it for improved tactics?
>>3147523
I'm letting you stop, you know
>>3147527
If I have to explain a joke, I'd ruin the joke
>>3147459
Lady, we're different species. Last time one of you had sex with my kind, it made aids. I Don't really care about chivalry or romance with a human.
>>3147477
>well specter does have a lot of powers that come standard in sith come to think of it. Uses a sword, telekinesis, telepathy. Just none of the cool shit vader or emporer "oldest pimp" palpatine had.
>>3147532
No. Just your race is pretty subpar to be honest.
>>3147547
I've seen better, that's for sure.
>>3147499
It has objectively the best PvP in all of the games. Far better than the cancer that was Bloodborne PvP. Also, Chalice Dungeons make Bloodborne worse than #1 for PvE as a whole. Prove me wrong
Protip: You can't
>>3147522
I should drop and do 20 for forgetting my face.
>>3147547
Not much of a patriot are ya spike?
>>3147527
They say you can't smell yourself, you know.
>>3147541
I contribute to society everyday I breath, waht do you do?
>>3147532
It gets worse in my world. The biggest nations won't kill each other until we have the ability to destroy ourselves
>>3147477
Ah, that's good.
Sorry for taking so long. Convince me why I should make the next match 48.
>>3147566
>Something that is completely optional make Bloodborne worse
>>3147549
Now what could you possibly use those anti-bullet traps for? Eh?
>>3147549
Oh dear, just, stay behind me and in front of the white haired meatbag....
>>3147554
Better tactics for the most part....
>>3147568
>>I contribute to society everyday I breath, waht do you do?
>that meaning and grammar mistake in the same sentence
Wow
>>3147549
Well I was planning on installing anti-whoever was going to be the rescuer traps
so I didn't install the anti bullet ones I had in storage.
>>3147578
>convinces you
>>3147578
Because we think youre a qt and that Elphelt a slut.
>>3147578
make them all 48
48 forever
>>3147547
Sounds.. Powerful.
Just being friends with someone can be turned into strength?
That sounds like something out of a children's storybook..
>>3147559
From your description, it sounds like monkeys are no better.
They're less advanced than humans, aren't they?
>>3147571
Seems like war never goes away, regardless of worlds.
>She sighs.
>>3147578
I'll give you vodka.
>>3147492
Like the US
>>3147483
Because she is a friend and would be there even in my darkest hour and when I have nothing left she would be there
>>3147562
Let's just try this.
Marco.
>>3147567
I would be if there was a better flag involved.
>>3147582
>ignoring the obvious tumor in your so called perfect game's strong suit
>>3147540
Same compounds, same rules.
>>3147589
I believe you mean spelling mistake, dipshit.
>>3147549
>hands you AK
Take this. But that's all I will do
>>3147522
True, but the land itself stays essentially the same.
>>3147532
Well, I could be a death spirit as well...and that's just how youkai are, I suppose.
>>3147553
Honestly, I don't know what you've done that would make people consider you such. But I suppose eating humans, for one example.
>>3147554
I'd think it wouldn't all be just for socialization. I mean, with some people here....
>>3147556
I'm being serious!
>>3147568
If anything, I smell of flowers, for as long as I lived with my mistress.
>>3147578
Just make it 36 then
go
>>3147500
>The Jedi frowns
Grandmaster Janus? He seemed a good man. How did he scam you?
>>3147505
>Obi-Wan thinks for a bit before speaking.
Yet those exist only on this planet, as far as I am aware. How do I know you're not communicating with the Serparatist fleet?
>He eyes you with a serious look
>>3147521
>Heh, no exams for me. But something involving school, yeah. Looking forward to it!
>>3147527
>The man nods, smiling
You may call me however you wish, of course, it was merely a suggestion.
>>3147540
Oh? Is that this prom I've heard of?
>>3147547
>He smiles
Indeed. I do hope you two fare well, you seem quite good friends.
>>3147559
>Oh, I thought you were speaking OOC, heh. Sorry about that.
Excuse me, young man...who might you be?
>>3147574
>He nods
Indeed, it is. There is not much to do besides waiting.
>>3147578
It would earn you a good bit of reputation among us all, I bet.
>>3147613
>so called perfect game
No one said this, go home PCcuck
>>3147624
I'm serious as well , Elly.
You must really appriciate the art of telling a joke.
>>3147624
I'm just messing with you.
>>3147628
Because, If i could communicate with them I would have called the General by now!
>>3147606
Was. Now we're better. My work proves that.
>>3147628
Specter, leader of all simians. What so you want human?
>>3147606
War. War never changes.
>>3147616
Alright I will try to get one of those
>>3147628
Yes and do you know any shilds that are lightsaber proof? Want to give you a nice lesson.
>>3147559
Apologies, but none of what you said makes any sense whatsoever. Everything except for the fact I'm human, that is.
>>3147587
It's a little late for him to install them now.
>>3147588
I think I have this situation under control.
>>3147596
Well, I'm sure you've noticed someone shot my locks off. What now, Mr. Kidnapper?
>>3147610
Polo.
>>3147623
No thanks, I have plenty.
>>3147624
I haven't done that yet
>>3147588
She could probably do that, but I haven't seen her much, her name is like Mei Hatsume or something like that.
>>3147624
Like you? You wanted to be here to grow stronger right? Ah, It's alright.
>>3147606
Well, to be perfectly fair, that particular friendship is one that has magic properties to it, due to exact member of the friendship circle representing an ancient magic element of harmony, but the point still stands that friendship is a powerful thing.
>>3147628
The best of friends.
>>3147659
Marco.
>>3147628
He offered 100,000 credits for a job and only payed 10,000.
>>3147656
Good choice.
>>3147568
You don't do anything. You're a high school girl who's eluding herself into thinking life's a bunch of sunflowers and puppies, when in reality it's cold, harsh, and unforgiving. Once you get out of the hellish safe-space you go to every morning, you'll realize how right I am about this. Life isn't worth working your life away only to die in the end. We're all sellouts that aren't happy in the slightest. Anytime there's a glimmer of hope in one's eyes, it's forcefully taken away, and they're pushed back into reality where they go to their 9-5 job and put on a happy face for the world to see. It's only until you get them by themselves that you truly see what mankind is like, and how decadent and depraved we all are on the inside.
>>3147659
Yeah, I've noticed that, fuck it, just go free, I don't care anymore, I need to prepare better next time.
>>3147628
It's rather hard to break habit, after all.
>>3147637
I'm not exactly someone that laughs often....
>>3147641
>She blinks briefly
Oh. Well, you could've fooled me, miss.
>>3147660
As I'd said, it's just one example.
>>3147672
I won't deny I love the company here, for the most part.
>>3147608
You guys do that too. My teacher taught me about the invasion of Afghanistan waaay back.
>>3147610
Wow. Must have been an eyesore. Now you make me wanna see it!
>>3147624
Well vould you imagine if you owned this place? Last i checked this is the only piece of land that grants immortality
>>3147598
*Not convinced*
>>3147599
Do not talk about my sister like that.
>>3147601
Why?
>>3147607
I do not drink.
>>3147626
I will.
>>3147628
I do not care for that.
>>3147554
You are correct once again.
>>3147527
I doubt it.
A thread will come eventually. Prepare yourselves.
>>3147628
It must get rather boring though.
>>3147659
Where are you from?
>>3147676
Will consider but in bullet fight I will hmise my Kevlar vest made by that spidergirl..
NGW
>>3147675
Polo.
>>3147682
Alright. Thanks.
>kissus on the cheek.
Ta ta~
See you next time~
>>3147710
then you are not alive by my standards.
>>3147677
I live in world where the majority of the human population has been killed off, and we fight everyday to survive.
You don't know the first thing about hardship.
>>3147684
You do smell though.
NGW
>>3147684
What a shame
GO
>>3147718
>>3147718
>>3147718
>>3147659
To put it simply, I'm not human. I have no intrest in chivalry. The last time one of my kind did with a human, they contracted a sexualy transmitted disease that has damaged mankind heavily.
Give me another reason or I wont free you.
>>3147700
Of the 80s or in 2001?
>>3147677
...............
>>3148691
b u m p
>>3147677
tl;dr
