/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Best Edition
Previous thread: >>3135784
>"NEW" EPISODE on 2 June:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island / In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bk2gu_su-same-old-world_fun
>Barn Mates / Hit The Diamond
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4byeyo_steven-universe-s3e3-barn-mates-s3e4-hit-the-diamond_fun
Barn Mates: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cZDlHSXAyb2QwS0E/view?usp=sharing
Hit The Diamond: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cRzgtdlBSb2Fvdlk/view?usp=sharing
>Steven Floats
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4c1bpy_steven-universe-s3e6-steven-floats_fun
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folders:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>best edition
>has lapiss in it
Nope
What a weird ship.
Why SU has so much good art?
I'm not complaining at all
Third for best gem
>>3144291
Malex makes a cute couple though.
>>3144329
>>3144077
Another day, another thread
So many things left unsaid
Happy as can be
We're back, baby
Can't help but wonder if you'd be happier with me
>>3144406
stop making me sad, you fuck
>>3144406
Good, now all the shitposting is contained in one post.
>>3144406
God damn, that hit me hard. Thanks, anon.
>>3144309
Speaking of.
Hot diggity.
>>3144472
I hope someone somewhere has the NSFW version of this.
>>3144406
I'd love to be given cummies by you, anon.
>>3144486
>Gems wearing strapons
Just like... why?
>>3144406
Fucking kill yourself.
I hope Cricketanon and LOTS do not mind if I use your words. You both are really cool.
>>3144418
I am sorry...
>>3144441
Precisely
>>3144462
>>3144486
No problem
>>3144565
Love you, Greg anon. I'm sure Greg would've loved to be part of your Universe.
>>3144692
>someone did the edit
i'm not the or, but damn that's good
I don't like Peridot but that angle hits me juuuuuuuuuuust right
source is big-fig
>>3144736
Peridot should have gotten that perk before activating the quest, would have made things go a lot smoother.
>>3144793
I'm OK with triangular hair. but triangular breasts are a bit too far.
>>3144840
triangle breasts are a japanese thing mostly that i usually see on really skinny women, they look very odd on peridot
>>3144926
Two nukes weren't enough
>>3144692
>>3145093
I can´t see the difference
>>3145129
Just don't
Is there a tumblr source for this?
All i got was a bunch of twitter results which i bet were just reposts.
/sug/ i got a boo boo
TP is that you? ffs
You don't deliver the fucking requests, but camwhoring is ok?
>>3145617
All I read is ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!
>>3145778
I purposely put out my cigarette on my skin
>>3146052
Stop giving me a fetish for Jasper/Peri abuse.
>>3146052
I bet peridot cries herself to sleep
>>3146184
She wouldn't need to if she was with someone who truly loved her, but unfortunately she just had to get back into an abusive relationship.
>>3146184
She wouldn't have to if someone was around to suck her peripenis
>>3146234
I understand. She craves the abuse, I know that feel.
>>3146317
She's a girl anon, she has a peripussy
>>3146412
She's a rock anon
So I just caught up on the last 3 episodes.
I don't come to /sug/ often, but I was wondering what y'all thought of Hit The Diamond?
Out of the 3 latest episodes I think that one was the funniest.
>>3146525
A girl rock
>>3146677
It's easily one of my favorite episodes for laughs.
>>3146677
Rubies just became the 2nd best gem for me
>>3146687
Girl rocks can have rock penises.
>>3146677
It was the best out of the three leaks.
Mostly because the other two were just Lapis and Peridot shit.
Only real complaints you'll see for Hit the Diamond is "filler" or just people bashing Ruby and Sapphire for taking this not serious event not seriously.
>>3146677
sug loved it. Seriously, it got unending praise.
>>3146677
one of everybody's favorite
>gay levels off the charts
>Bob
>R U B Y
>>3146708
>girls
>penises
Pick one
>>3146722
>Sapphire is the one talking about how "nobody needs to get hurt"
>Proceeds to fuck up the plan where nobody needs to get hurt
>>3146746
>futa
Done
>>3146773
>You
>Retarded
Pick both
>>3146788
I know you are, but what am I?
>>3146757
Wasn't that before it turned into baseball?
She saw it but didn't expect it coming.
I will agree though it was pretty pointless to try and pacifist this for once it was a 6v5 and Lapis can easily wreck them.
>>3146845
>averting the attention of Homeworld for once
>a bad thing
They just got done dealing with the Clutster, anon. Let them get some time off.
>>3146773
>Futa
>Girls
Pick one
>>3146874
*Steven and Peridot got done dealing with the Cuntster
I mean either way they are attracting attention now that the Ruby fleet is gonna be delayed longer then what homeworld is probably intending but i'm not saying pacism was bad, just seems out of place for a simple thing like 5 Rubies that they couldn't just beat all their asses.
>>3146845
It still applies to baseball since it's a route that doesn't require hurting anybody. If she was really all about being pacifist she would have taken it more seriously.
>>3147006
I'd say they bought themselves more time by sending the Rubies away than by fighting and bubbling them.
>>3147006
Technically, we don't know if the Rubies are actually on a Homeworld mission or if they're looking for their boss (I assume Jasper's their commander and that's going to be her redemption angle)
They seemed pretty friendly (and dumb) for a squad that would be meant to actually take Jasper back.
>>3147311
They said specifically that they're on a mission from Yellow Diamond.
>>3147311
They seemed pretty happy for Rubies that would work for Jasper too.
>>3147382
I want to play with Lapis's watermelons.
>>3147449
The Ruby that said that was addressing the other Rubies before our Ruby showed up, so they had no reason to lie. They probably just want to find out what went wrong.
>>3147449
They're most likely looking for Jasper to get a report from the officer YD sent on the mission.
>>3147524
Why would they be sent without knowledge of the traitor Peridot to eliminate?
>>3147618
They were either sent earlier or YD didn't see that as a priority as the planet is about to go boom.
That may be why she sent worthless morons to get Jasper as well.
>>3147644
Hey, don't you be talking about my waifus like that.
>>3147699
>waifus
End yourself, friend.
>>3147731
I will not, and you cannot stop my love for all Rubies either.
>>3147644
YD is a shit commander if she can't get on the radio and say 'oh yeah if Earth is still there pwn that Peridot for me'.
>>3146708
if you're some faggot sjw tumblr rock then sure.
>>3147859
That's why the second option is more likely.
>>3144840
Some breasts just look like that, I dont think they were going for a triangle-hair-triangle-breasts thing
Which fusion do you wish to see that you know you will never see?
>>3148282
Your dick with my mouth
>>3148282
>>3147407
I just want to have sex with lapis.
>>3148282
Pretty much, Sapphire fusions with the other Crystal Gems.
>>3148320
>>3148411
It's a shame Sapphire and Ruby will never individually fuse with other characters, but I understand.
>>3148365
Who can blame you?
>>3148447
People with bad taste.
>>3148411
As a Sapphire fag, I feel this pretty hard.
>you'll never be gagged and put on a leash by Greg
why live?
>>3148711
Greg's a bottom.
>>3148411
>>3148735
>Greg
>bottoming
Come on now
>>3148757
I can buy that.
Pearl's a switch too because she spanks Jasper.
>>3148796
SO that's why she almost tried to save Jasper.
>>3148735
>>3148777
>>3148815
Yes, she has a crush on her.
>>3148911
guess I am done
>>3148924
>Marty on Greg
>>3148796
But Jasper spanks peri, so...Jasper is a switch too?
>>3148972
Everyone's a switch and bisexual.
Hello /sug/
>>3148431
All it would take is another separation like jail break and the need for a fusion to fall on Sapphire or Ruby.
>>3148988
Now I need to see Alex going "nyah"
>>3149225
Contact an artist about it. I think Nyong-choi would probably do it.
>>3149337
>Stop wearing my bras
>>3149373
Looks way too big for Lapis. Maybe it's Jasper's?
>>3149394
>Implying Bob doesn't bind her breasts so she can play baseball.
>>3149597
Maybe she does.
Personally, I think all the Gems are fine the way they are though.
>>3148924
hey thanks for putting condoms on its good to know your trying to keep greg clean.
>>3148841
I love big gems.
>>3148841
Love some big gems.
>JamesAB has drawn steven universe
Well, that's unexpected
>>3150143
It looks like they're melting into each other
>>3150241
It's why summer is a shit season for fucking.
Lesbians melt above 70 fahrenheit.
>>3150143
disgusting
>>3150119
>big gems
for you.
>>3148841
absolutely disgusting
>>3150271
Was masturbating part of your plan?
>>3150326
yes
>>3150382
Well congratulations, you cummed! What's the next step in your mastur plan?
>>3150119
>>3150143
Jasper with smaller Gems is very nice. Of course, that's Jasper with most singular Gems.
>>3150403
Crashing this thread, with no survivors!
>>3150425
but we are already all dead in here..................
>>3150425
This can't happen, I'm in charge here!
>>3150461
heresy
>>3150464
It really has been quite dead the last few days. Even the discord.
Has Pearl ever killed a human?
>>3150501
maybe
>>3150469
Do you feel in charge?
>>3150403
masturbate again
>>3150501
Probably
>>3150531
love u
>>3150531
I paid you two generals!
>>3150579
And this gives you -power- over me?
>>3150629
Who are you?
>>3150418
>we won't get to see Peridot + Lapis friendship shenanigans because we only ever see things that Steven is around to observe
Fanfiction requests, please.
I'm getting a little tipsy so I might feel comfortable writing lewd.
>>3150672
steven haves his first boner and the gems think he's ill
>>3150672
Peridot infiltrates a middle school
>>3150645
I'm Earth's reckoning, here to end the borrowed time you've been living on.
>>3150672
Steven and Connie have sex, notice halfway through that pearl is watching them
>>3150750
Does she join in?
>>3150728
You are true evil!
>>3150461
Ruby's make my dick feel wierd.
>>3150672
pearl molests steven. footfagotry involved (I'm surprised there's nothing of that already)
>>3150761
Of coursh
>>3150787
I am a necessary evil
>>3150843
[Sound of neck breaking]
>>3150874
[sound of a kangaroo jerking off in the background]
>>3150657
Maybe he'll be around for one or two.
>>3150821
Good.
>>3150821
same. what if it is some kind of unknown illness?
>>3151169
>peridot
>tits
It's shit
>>3151206
>>3151204
>your taste
It's shit
This is supposed to be a Lapethyst fusion.
Just looks like skinny Amy to me.
>>3151255
she caught a cold?
>>3151329
It's cancer anon.
Cancer.
>>3151329
That's what sleep deprivation and fatigue look like, anon.
Pearl Vodka is pretty good.
I'm starting.
>>3150705
----
It happened one morning of no particular import. Steven had tried to kiss Connie, but Connie had dodged. And his mind was stuck on the moment.
Being the stereotypical virgin, this was one of the most erotic things in his life, and he was stiff as a board the moment he got to dreamland.
The problem, of course, was that he was still horny when he woke up, and his boner was hardly subtle.
It would have surely gone away in the shower if not for Amethyst approaching him as he came down the steps.
"Hey, Steven, what's up with your pants?" She looked him the eye awkwardly and yawned. "Pearl wouldn't stop screaming that it was cancer."
"It's not cancer," Garnet added from nearby, patting a panicking Pearl on the shoulders.
"What is it then? It shouldn't be like that! Did he break something while he was out?"
Amethyst kept staring at it, boredly curious.
Steven was about to die, either of embarrassment or arousal.
"Do humans even have a crotch bone?" the stubby runt asked.
"I don't think so." Garnet provided no help.
Pearl stepped over. "Steven, are you in pain? You should lay down."
She put her hands on his shoulders and that made him twitch.
He knew it was wrong to be aroused, especially about someone as motherly as Pearl, but his body betrayed him in so many ways when females (and Lars) were concerned.
"Oh goodness, if it isn't cancer, is he having a stroke? I've read that one of the symptoms is inability to speak!"
"Pearl, if it was a stroke he wouldn't be able to move and he'd be talking like blah blah blah bluh bluh." Amethyst actually did a pretty good impression, complete with a very creepy shift of her face.
He was secretly thankful that nothing about that impression stoked the flames of arousal within him.
Steven put his hands on Pearl's sides and said, "I just need to go to the bathroom."
"Are you sure?" Pearl asked, still sweating.
"Yes." (Cont'd)
>>3151415
He managed to slip away from her and Amethyst, but Garnet intercepted him.
She nodded, lowered her glasses, and winked at him.
Steven flushed red and ran into the bathroom.
Of course Garnet knew.
Darn future vision.
At least in here he could shower in peace and wait for the boner to abate...
>>3151562
>>3150672
connie fapping to her own spirit morph saga porn fanfic. then priyanka catches her
>>3151627
Her own what?
I made a lot of progress today, so I'll make this the last one for tonight.
>>3151670
spirit morph saga. she's a big fan of those books
>>3150821
>>3151023
you need to be inspected by homeworld
>>3151980
Oh, is that what that series was called? I never latched on to that fact, I guess.
>>3150874
>(farts)
>>3152071
Now is not the time for farts, Lapis. That comes later.
MORE REQUESTs.
I AM BORED OF THE OTHER PRIORS ONES./
>>3152196
steven tries to age himself up by getting a job at the big donut
>>3152196
one of the gems (probably pearl) gets drunk and tries to touch human titty
>>3152186
Now is always the time for farts!
>>3152186
They expect one of us wreckage!
>>3152300
Have we started the baneposts?
>>3152363
If Steven Universe were cancelled, would you die?
>>3152382
It would be extremely painful
