/TLHG/ The Loud House General
8 Days Left Edition
>Booru:
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>Fanfics:
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>Thread Archive:
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>Episodes:
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>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE
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News:
>Season 2 Green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
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Upcoming Episodes:
Overnight Success (June 6)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead
Sneak Peak: http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/the-loud-house-109a-clip.html | http://sendvid.com/w5jhbooo
Ties That Bind (June 7)
>Lincoln eavesdrops on his parents and mistakenly believes that they're planning to get rid of him and his sisters
The Green House (June 8)
>In an effort to be more energy-efficient, Lincoln rallies his family to stop using so much electricity
Butterfly Effect (June 9)
>Lincoln accidentally spills one of Lisa's potions, causing a chain of events that unravel the household
It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House (June 10)
>Lincoln finds an old document in the attic that convinces him there's a stash of money hidden in the house
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
Any art/MEME request?
>>3139054
Order is restored
I love you /tlhg/
I want Luna to be my girlfriend!
>>3139066
Requesting a picture of Ronnie Anne kissing lincoln really intensely then in the next panel he pulls a piece of watermelon lime gum from his mouth
i want luna to be my wife!!!!
A tiny Lynn is a cute Lynn!
>>3139066
Anything cute with Lori and Leni would be nice, maybe them as kids playing together
>>3139086
I choose this request!
>>3139072
>>3139074
It pains me so much to not be able to be with my sweetheart.
>>3139087
Casual nudity?!
>>3139066
Requesting Lincoln wearing a meme shirt
>>3139074
Who?
>>3139086
with one anon carrying a flag like pic related
>>3139098
i want to get comfy with perfection
Secondary "not-that-other-fucking-guy" Abusive Leni writefag here, finally finished two days later than expected.
http://pastebin.com/7NV8uvXs
Sorry if it's a long-ass read, I may have gotten way too into it.
[sorry]Sorry if she's not really "abusive" enough, I may just be too soft for that.[/notsorry]
>>3139054
I love her so much
Good night
Lynn
>>3139066
requesting lincoln assfucking carol infront of bobby and lori
>>3139163
Lynn
>>3139174
>>3139163
>>3139174
has balls
I wanna snuggle up with her and fall asleep in her hair.
>>3139193
IF I DON'T GET DUBS
AN ANON DIES
>>3139201
what hair
>>3139193
Lola can do it
>>3139201
¿ohW
>>3139214
OH SHIT IF I GET DUBS ANON LIVES
Lisa is shit
If I get dubs trips or anything else all your waifus belong to me
guys how would linc act if lori accidently sent him nudes instead of bobby?
>>3139242
If I get dubs, than you're a dork
>>3139237
>Oh yeah! What and idea! WHAT A FANTASTIC IDEA! WAKE THE AUTISM UP! YEAH!
>>3139244
Lincoln saves them and tells Lori and he deleted them
>>3139244
You wasted the dubs, now this is a dubs thread.
If I was Lincoln, I would jack off all day long with those photos.
last digit determines which Loud I fuck right in front of you
1: Lily
2. Lisa
3. Lucy
4: Lincoln
5. Lynn
6. Luan
7. Lamp
8. Leni
9. Lori
Dubs: twins
Trips: all of them
Quads: Luna
>>3139174
>>3139183
>>3139193
>>3139214
>>3139224
Leni will get dubs
>>3139277
Do I go to jail for watching you rape two 5 year olds?
>Luna being worth quads
>>3139244
blackmail, but at first Lincoln is repulsed being its his sister so he doesn't do ask for anything sexual. Eventually after looking at the pics again and his puberty acting up he jacks off on the pictures. Then he asks Lori to do more subtly lewd things for him to help fuel his fap sessions. Eventually he straight up asks Lori to give him and handjob. And you know how it goes from there.
>>3139277
>>3139285
The twins are 6, you pleb
WAIT!
>>3139285
well yeah. I'm not gonna fuck some faggot's OC for a 7
>>3139291
My question still stands
Do I go to jail or not?
>>3139277
Bitch.
>>3139296
SEMEN
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>>3139285
He has to distort reality just to fuck her.
What's some essential dutchovencore, /tlhg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls1OYn_xGzM
>>3139086
HERE YOU GO ANON!
Requesting a version of this with Lola in her underwear
>>3139360
Splendid work
Fucking spicloli
>>3139360
Fucking outstanding.
>>3139360
noice
WHO DID THIS
>>3139462
What the fuck Lynnfags
>>3139462
Also, getting laid by quads.
>>3139462
>>3139493
/TLHG/ NOOOOO
STOP SPREADING THE WOOORRRRD
WHY MUST YOU BLAB ABOUT IT EVERYWHERE YOU GO??
>>3139533
You cannot stop it. The age of the Loudies is upon us.
>>3139462
probably someone in the /co/ thread
>>3139462
I did. You got a problem m8?
>>3139602
DAMMIT STEVEN
lincoln x his teacher or his mom /ss/ anyone?
>>3139674
I'd be down for that
too bad no one wants to draw or write about it
>>3139674
NEVER EVER
lincoln's sleepover gon b turnt af
THEY KNOW SHUT IT DOWN
>>3139686
maybe polyle could do something
>>83277794
>>83277668
Blow what
>>3139462
WHO REPORTED IT
>>3139809
I dont know
Just realized that this girl looks like prototype Lynn.
>>3139920
>implying all sporty aren't the same
I remember back in school all the sporty girls had braces wore sweat pants and wrote nice
and for some reason at least 1/3 of them had their first name start with A and had some dutch descent [spoilers]maybe it's because I live in michigan[/when]
>tfw 19 and having breakfast for cereal
Kill me Pete
>>3139999
How can I kill a man with great taste in siblings and quads
>>3139728
He'd more likely draw them being BLACKED by Clyde's dads
GARA
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A
>>3139999
what kind?
>>3140028
few threads back he doesn't draw hot men,so hopefully it means he wouldn't mind straight shota with mom or teacher
List of Deep & Edgy fic ideas. Let me know if I forgot any:
>Luna is a figment of Lincoln's Schizo mind, and the family keeps enabling it, though through the years it's more out of concern than anything. He finally snaps and gets sent to a loony bin.
>Alternate to the above: Lynn is frustrated with how the family treats the situation and dresses up like "Luna" to try and seduce Lincoln.
>Leni is actually a really nasty, abusive bitch, but is constantly doped out on meds, making her kind but staggeringly stupid. She runs out of/loses/forgets to take meds and becomes a bitch again.
>Lynn has a massive Yandere crush on Lincoln, possibly including Bobby's little sister for Lynn to be jealous of.
>Lana hating being Lola's twin which is what led to her becoming Lola's opposite, and becomes depressed how even that doesn't get her much of an entirely separate identity.
>Luan being horribly bullied in school due to her lame jokes, but tries to play it off like no big deal, but is really horribly depressed by it.
>Lynn gets Ewing's Sarcoma and has to learn to deal with the fact that her leg will need to be amputated to save her life.
>Or, even worse, Lynn somehow gets confined to a wheelchair permanently.
>Lincoln is the only one that actually remembers who Luna is, causing her to grow dangerously obsessed with him in the process.
>Feeling neglected by his family, Lincoln decides to leave home to locations unknown.
>Lola agrees to let a judge at a pageant molest/fuck her for his vote, which really fucks with her head and makes her fear Lincoln and Dad.
>Instead of being the kind lovable brother he is canon-wise, Lincoln is a juvenile delinquent.
>Luna develops a drug addiction following a concert with her friends.
>It turns out Bobby is abusive to Lori.
>Lincoln feels displaced in his family, Especially since hes the only boy in the family.
>Lori has been physically abusing Leni for years
>Lincoln spirals into a depression because he feels inadequate next to his sisters.
>>3140051
What's a Gara?
>>3140071
Nothing but a memory pnce the wall is built, Luan
>>3140070
you are forgetting lincoln killing his dad and proceeding to rape and mindbreak every single family member and ending with a harem of mind broken fucktoys
So we're all in agreement that we're fucked up people, right?
>>3140091
I like to think i'm a ok guy
>>3140051
I'd love to see Luna walk around without pants!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10311804
I'm hungry.
>>3140168
>>3140168
>tfw got some pulled pork in the making
In a few more hours it is going to be so good. Shit is driving me crazy with the smell.
I want to eat Leni and Lucy's asses.
>>3140166
I want to curbstomp Ronnie Anne!
>>3140208
OMG YESH!
>>3140106
But you just did?...
Oh, you meant in the show.
>>3140209
Um, is it available without the quote?
>>3140071
garabatoz.tumblr.com/tagged/lily-loud
>>3140211
Or in real life. I'd prefer her to ditch the panties too.
>>3140198
I actually really like Ronnie Anne
>>3139360
Why are the anons so jacked?
>>3140229
You fuckin' don't! Lincoln should be with his sisters, not that smug bitch!
I want Cell sama to notice me beat up a mexican loli
>>3140237
Maybe it's beacuse I'm part of that 0.1% that doesn't like incest
>>3140188
mm,id sure like to spitroast leni and chew on her tender ass afterwards.
oh and ofcourse marinating her pussy and ass upto the womb and intestines repectively
>>3140253
WHAT THE FUCK?!
>>3140253
You'll come around. There's no way this isn't pent up sexual tension
Which Loud sister would you transform into a car engine with penises for pistons?
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57126268
Why is Lincoln so cute?
>>3140166
>>3140268
Because he's an 11 year old boy, that's why!
>>3140264
>>3140263
Come on guys, Is okay to have different opinions
>>3140268
Do you Americans just plop food directly on the tray? Ever heard of plates?
>>3140292
I'm totally fine with your opinion. It's future you that won't be.
>>3140301
Are you sure you're not just projecting because you want to make sure that everyone in this thread likes the things YOU like, even though is impossible?
I just don't like incest, it's disgusting imo
>>3140166
>Sexualizing the lamp
>>3140261
I kind of mean performing anilingus on her but sure.
>>3140300
The tray is the plate. Duh
>>3140317
everyone in this thread already likes incest,just you who dos not
>>3140317
>Accusing of projecting
Check
>Playing moral superiority card
Check
>Insulting everyone the popular opinion
Check
>Still hanging out in incest general
Check
You like incest, don't you Squidward?
>>3140327
must be an american thing
>>3140330
>almost everyone in this thread already likes incest
FTFY
>>3139118
Not finished with it yet, though it's still good so far, you gotta work on the formatting for future reference.
Whenever someone new speaks, you gotta make a new line, it's disorienting to read otherwise.
>>3140342
1/100 is negligible.
on another note,if your mom suddenly tried to seduce you, what would you do?
>>3140362
Not them, but any thought of real incest within my family makes me want to puke.
>>3140268
I want to be Lincoln's childhood friend and tease by telling him how I'm attracted to all his sisters. As he rolls his eyes and tries to rebut and tell me how living with his sisters is a pain, I would take him by surprise and kiss him. He'd be shocked and disgusted, and try to push me off but since he invited me over to read comics, we'd both already be in our underwear. After a brief and playful scuffle I'd have held him down on his bed, and we'd both be hot, sweaty and panting. I'd jokingly tell him that if he called out for help I'd tell the rest of the class about how he reads his comics in his undies and that he tried to do the gay stuff first. Lincoln would get flustered and call me a jerk, and he'd look away from me, but then I would slowly begin to rub my crotch against his, stimulating a boner for both of us. He'd gasp a little and squeak at me, asking what the hell are you doing, but he would be enjoying it too. Slowly we'd begin to dry hump/frot and eventually climax against each others throbbing boners in our cumstained undies. We'd then awkwardly come to our senses and promise to keep it a secret. But from then on I would always buggingly ask if I could hang out and read comics together again.
Fuck Clyde.
>>3140083
Holy shit, dude.
>>3140379
>>3140374
didn't have a hot mom huh?
To the person who requested the Leni/Lola mall cutefic, I started it last night at 2 in the morning. If you're waking up now, here's the intro I have, hope you like it. Still a WIP
http://pastebin.com/jpRqew0b
Also, I'm continuing the fic now and I need help with deciding what to name the stores (I.E: Real names, made up names, etc.) so if you guys could help with that, I'd appreciate it.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10341723
>>3140341
The animators didn't use the typical divided lunch tray you see in U.S. public schools. It keeps from having to wash individual plates for each item (except for stuff in bowls, of course).
>>3140371
The only people who don't like incest are those who find it icky because society told them so. We have enough means of contraception nowadays (as if you truly care about that shit anyway), so it's just 'eww' factor.
I wouldn't want to fuck my own family either (I like them, but they will never be 'my type'), but two consenting people in a relationship who are related? The unconditional love, no need to pretend... what more could a person want?
In other words, your normalcy is sickening!
>>3140480
Let's not forget that incest is biologically wrong, and usually gives birth to retarded and deformed children. Even nature is telling us not to fuck our siblings.
>>3140480
If incest was the norm, the structure of the family would crumble. Society would be ass backwards. Its already happening now. Its okay to fantasize about it on a mongolian throat singing forum but in reality it just doesn't work.
>>3139360
Reminder that she's still going to steal your shota self-insert and drain his balls until there's nothing left.
>>3140264
I've been watching Gravity Falls for years, if the pinecestfags didn't convert me, neither will the Loud House.
>>3140362
My mother is a fat hambeast who can barely walk, so I'd just outrun her.
>>3140526
God she's so adorable.
>>3140542
She is
>>3140542
Would you still think so, even if you knew her secret?
>>3140480
I still don't like incest desu senpai
>>3140340
Pretty sure incest general is that way
>>3023144
You have no excuse for not shipping Stuan.
>Both like puns
>Both are best characters in their show
>Both wear pink and yellow
No excuse.
>>3140666
>One is a schizo joker
>One is a fat autistic cry retard
e n o u g h .
>>3140323
I can't help imagining how warm Lincoln's perch must be. The scent wouldn't be anything to write home about though.
>>3140666
Also forgot
>Both same age
>/tlhg/ Luan has a fat fetish for some reason
It's pretty much perfect.
>>3140666
>>3140666
>Satan ships this
Why does Satan have such shit taste in ships
>Both are best characters in their show
In Steven's case it's really easy when the other main characters suck balls
Just a reminder that Carol is not for lewd.
>>3140666
>One is on Nick
>One is on CN
NEVER EVER
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>>3140721
>In Steven's case it's really easy when the other main characters suck balls
>tfw Connie will never suck on your balls while jacking you off
>>3140734
Go back to /co/, Misha.
>>3140495
Why is it that anytime incest comes up it's always suddenly so important not to have retarded babies as if you weren't allowed to use a condom, be on a pill or even -gasp!- abort?
Sex was made to procreate, yet throughout history people have gone out of their way to prevent this natural consequence just to get more pleasure from it without all the baby burden. I think humanity has evolved beyond nature at this point.
>>3140666
Nice try satan!
>>3140748
>>3140748
>aborting babies like some libtard slut
>>>/tumblr/
>>3140666
DELETE THIS
>>3140748
Looks like someone's mad their dad didn't pull out of his sister.
>>3140561
Cyclopses are cute.
>>3140536
>until there's nothing left.
Not unless her insides are really elastic.
>>3140666
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again upload your little STEVEN PIC up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” STEVEN meme, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking NUDE STEVEN meme. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a AUTIST. A pathetic STEVEN AUTIST. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE STEVEN.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>3140841
lmao tell us how you really feel
if possible i want lincoln to be drawn with his mom or teacher like this
Requesting this with TLH but saying Marry and reproduce
>>3140895
2nd part just for fun cause who hates /ss/?
This is one of Lincoln's sisters.
>Lucy held her breath, listening for any potential witnesses.
>As expected, she heard no sign of any nearby life.
>She heaved a sigh as she sat back against the wall of the air duct, sliding her bare feet against the aluminum.
>The goth girl took a deep breath.
>Gingerly opening her book to the marked pages, she looked on at the picture sandwiched between them.
>She slipped a trembling hand beneath her dress and began her secret ritual.
>Lucy hadn't brought any clothing into the vent with her beyond her usual dress, which slowly rose up as her fingers worked their magic, assisted by the picture.
>Breathing deeply and regularly, she let time slow down.
>First a back and forth motion.
>Then a circular rub.
>Then just one finger.
>Then another.
>Just one more.
>Before she could slip in another, a clanging noise echoed through the duct.
>Lucy froze, recognizing the sound to be an air vent snapping back into place.
>For a moment she hoped that she had imagined the noise, or that it wasn't what she thought it was, but that hope was quickly extinguished as a muffled thudding drew nearer and nearer.
>Suddenly, Lucy was acutely aware of several things.
>First, a certain smell lingered in the vents around her, despite the airflow.
>Second, her book was wide open, placing her most prized and private possession on display for the incoming guest.
>Third, her only article of clothing now only covered above her stomach, which, paired with her un-ladylike position, put her most prized and private area on display for the incoming guest.
>Lastly, she still had several fingers buried between her legs, and the incoming guest was right around the corner.
>Snapping out of it, Lucy scrambled to a less compromising position, pulling down her dress, re-positioning her arms and legs, and drying off her hand.
>Just as white hair popped into her view, she slammed her book shut, sending her picture gliding right in front of the guest.
>Luna is walking home from school because Lori and the others forgot to wait for her. Again.
>It's been a good 2 hours since she started but she's nowhere close to home. Why even bother going back when no one remembers you made it back safe?
>She eventually makes it home to see Lincoln on the porch. At the sight of Luna he smiles and waves at her.
>"Luna, there you are. Where have you been, I was starting to think something bad happened to you."
>Luna is shocked. "You were thinking about me..."
>"Of course I was. What type of brother would I be if I wasn't worried about my big sister?"
>With that Luna completely loses it and falls into Lincoln's arms crying like a madwoman.
>"Oh Lincoln you're such a good boy, you're the only good one left, the only one that matters!"
>Lincoln is completely confused but accepts the hug anyway.
>From then on Luna only talks to Lincoln and spends her time writing songs about how great Lincoln is and how important brotherly love is in a woman's life.
>Lincoln humors Luna like he does his other sister's but is still freaked out by how whenever he goes to hear her play she only sings love ballads.
>>3140895
I'd like to see that or that with Lori
>>3140980
As much as I like this idea; we gotta just face facts that no one is ever gonna continue this, man.
>>3140960
Lucy is relevant!
>>3141009
I read the ending before
>>3140051
More of this casual flashing.
>>3140980
Those vents are easily the best setting for incest stories
>>3140980
>tfw the only Lincoln x Luna thing there is Luna's one sided obsessive love
I just want to see more hand holding and shit why did I have to be a intimacy fag
>>3141049
Lincoln and Luna having secret sex in the vents when?
Also, you know, we need a fic where LINCOLN is all obsessed and horny, it's always the sisters that go crazy with lust, but never Lincoln.
Someone should fix this.
>>3141053
I just want to remind you that we are almost halfway through 2016 you mememaster
>>3140960
Yes, we need more Lucy content!
>>3141053
>This is also wrong.
Mmm. Nope. No it isn't.
Shame I already used my Joseph "You were only pretending to be retarded." pic.
>>3140952
This is her with a bun in the oven
Any episodes you want to see aside from one of the sisters being the main character for a day?
I want the episode of how Lily was born and how Lincoln was psyching himself up for there being a chance that it may be a boy.
>>3141149
Lynn training Lincoln for a sports competition he's gotten roped into
>>3141149
I want a Christmas and Halloween episode.
Preferably having these both be 22 minute episodes instead of 11.
>>3141149
Still hoping they do holiday specials
other than that maybe a camping episode
>went from wanting to bully Luan to wanting to fall in love with her
Save me please
>>3141168
We've got at least a Halloween special, and probable Christmas special for next season
>>3141198
There is no going back
>>3141198
Embrace it. For you have seen the truth
>>3141211
>>3141219
I shall use my autism as fuel for our journey
>>3141149
I'm tempted to say crossover, but fuck I can't think of a decent or fitting one.
>>3141099
Incest causing retarded babies is a myth created by christian pseudoscientists and perpetuated by retarded farmers who think humans are equivalent to highly inbred by artificial selection barn animals. There is simply a higher chance of recessive deleterious alleles being expressed, but by that logic racial outbreeding should be mandatory. you'd like that wouldn't you, cuckboy
>>3141255
Someone's parents were DEFINITELY brother and sister.
which loud should i blast to right now?
>>3141297
Your favorite
>>3141250
Ricki Gervais show
>>3141297
my least favorite
>>3141255
it's a very elaborated excuse, i'd rather just say "i would like very much to fuck my cousin/sister cus is hot as fuck and my dick don't mind"
>>3140980
>Lincoln sat with Luna on her bunk as she finished up her latest song.
>She looked up from her strings expectantly. "So what did you think, lil' bro?"
>"Uh, really interesting choice of lyrics. Very... intimate."
>"Well you know, I have the world's best inspiration."
>Lincoln shied away from a hand Luna reached out to caress his face. "M-mind if I make a request?"
>"Anything for you, dude."
>"How about something loose and fun? Nothing so serious this time."
>Luna smiled, her eyes practically turning molten. "Oh, I think I've got just the number."
>Her voice took on a huskier, more sultry tone as she began to play again.
>"I wanna fuck you like an animal..."
>>3141344
your favorite
>>3141345
Mooore...
I missed the 404 of last thread so I don't know if anyone replied or not to my thing. I hate this feeling.
Also did anyone update last night?
>>3140352
Yeah, I figured that the formatting left something to be desired (seeing that most of it was typed at night on a mobile device), so I'll see if I can get around to fixing that, at the very least.
Thanks, mate!
But what do you mean by "not finished with it yet", if I may ask?
>>3141397
Why did the thread get deleted?
>>3141440
Maybe it was a duplicate or it was going too slow so it got kicked from the catalog
>>3141434
I meant I only read a few paragraphs before I stopped to make that comment.
I have finished it now though, and thought it was pretty well done aside from the formatting thing. I liked how you did kind of format it like an episode with Lincoln talking to the viewer and such. Nice job, mate.
>>3141345
MOAR!
>>3141472
Yeah, episode format was exactly what I was trying to go for.
Now that I'm up, I'll try my best to make it more readable. [spoiler]I personally wanted to break up the clumps of text into more lines anyway...[/weneed spoilers]
And again, thanks for a feedback.
>>3140960
should've mentioned it, but this follows http://pastebin.com/gzyypua0
>She bit her lip with instant regret as Lincoln's head rounded the corner, then stopped abruptly as the picture slid in front of his face.
>For a moment, there was silence as Lucy stared on at Lincoln, who stared at the picture in front of him with wide eyes.
>Slowly, he brought his gaze up towards his sister, who averted her gaze.
>"Where did you get this?"
>Lucy mumbled a response too quiet for Lincoln to hear, nervously pulling the hem of her dress as far down her thighs as she could.
>For a moment, she was afraid Lincoln would explode, until he simply collapsed onto his back, closing his eyes and tossing the picture aside.
>"You know what? I don't care. Clearly my private moments are everybody's business today."
>Lucy's feelings of embarrassment and dread quickly turned into a feeling of shame.
>"I'm sorry," she said, audibly this time. "I didn't take this, I swear."
>Lincoln waved his hand.
>"After what just happened, I don't care anymore. I don't know what to feel right now."
>"Lincoln I -" she cut off as she noticed his bare chest, still glistening with water and sweat.
>"...what happened?"
>Lincoln tossed his handful of damp clothes at her.
>"You know," he remarked sarcastically. "Just private stuff."
>Lucy gulped as she saw Lincoln and his underwear sitting in front of her, for once not attached to each other.
>Unable to control her curiosity and lingering wetness, she creeped forward cautiously until she could see the rest of Lincoln around the bend.
>Her heart skipped a beat.
>Just a couple feet away from her was the very thing she had only seen in her picture.
>It wasn't nearly as erect (but still slightly so), and Lincoln wasn't stroking it, but she suddenly valued the prized image much less.
>Her excitement waned somewhat when Lincoln opened his eyes to see her gaze, but even with her remorse, she wasn't finished.
>With a deep breath, she lifted her dress over her head.
>>3141255
hm,someone seems to forget that one spanish king.
>>3141345
Fucking shit, I hope you continue the green today dude. Really expectating on it.
>>3141329
actually,cousin is okay but sis/mom/aunt/niece/daughter is not
>>3139049
So does a cartoon made by the creator of eddie puss have any themes of incest? Morbid curiosity.
>>3141646
Glad to see this is being continued
>>3141716
I didn't plan on doing more It's just supposed to be a funny one-shot.
>>3141726
in along came a sister lincoln looks under the door of lori's room to find the pet spider and suddenly lori busts open the door to ask lincoln "WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU WEIRDO?!"
>>3141750
Kind of. I don't know where I'm going with it, so I'm just letting it write itself, which makes the progress slow.
Plus, now that I've started I really want to go play Overwatch again...
>>3141765
O-Oh, I see.
W-Well, it's better than nothing, I suppose.
>>3141782
Better to write it naturally than force it
>>3141765
>>3141776
He toned it down for television then?
>>3141765
Oh.. I see.
>>3141825
yeah,instead of pervert she calls him a weirdo also in space invaders lynn gives lincoln the chance to experience a dutch oven
>>3141857
Huh, well there are worse things than a fart fetish.
Hey /tlhg/, my store is doing custom engraving on bottles of Gentleman Jack whiskey in a few days.
What should I get on one that's TLH related?
>>3141901
baby slut
>>3141901
poopoo
I want more Luna/Lincoln that isn't the crazed one-sided love variety
I mean like hand holding and kissing or whatever, I don't know
>>3141913
You know I really gotta organize my folders
>>3141944
The problem is she has no personality.
>>3141944
I really like the crazy one-sided love variety, it's cute in a weird way, and there's so little of even that!
>>3140960
>>3141646
A most welcome treat
>>3141982
Oh look, this meme again.
Where is the comfy?
>>3142000
¿ohW
>>3142003
at night
>>3141944
be thankful for what you got,there is barely any leni fics even though she is the best loud
>>3142003
Sadly at night, but thanks for share your art (if it is yours).
>>3140980
>A few weeks after this began Lincoln decided to ask Luna why she kept singing love songs about him. He'd been afraid to leave his room because of the threat of having to hear one of her more... compromising songs. And her obsessive behavior had only been getting worse.
>He stood outside her room now. He takes a deep breath. Mentally pumps himself up. Then twists the door handle.
>He enters her room and finds her leaning back against the wall on the far side of the room tuning her guitar. She indicates briefly for him to close the door behind him.
> As he approaches he sees that her entire body is now covered with his name in permanent marker. As he gets closer he can define more of the seemingly random words and images. Love hearts, 'perfect', 'forever', and 'fuck' written repeatedly, to name only a few.
>"Lincoln!" She shouts his name as she realizes who it is "Thank god your here, I was beginning to get worried. Where have you been?!"
>"Uh, hey sis. You were getting anxious? I haven't even left the house today..." He trailed off "And the last time I saw you was only an hour ago when you insisted on playing everyone another song."
>Luna seemed to physically tense for a brief moment causing her body to jerk awkwardly, something that had started soon after her strange obsession "Oh silly you, I was expecting you in here for another listen to one of my songs forty minutes ago!" She laughed, her eyes were wide and pierced like knives as they stared back into his.
>Lincoln was still scared of her, even though he wasn't wholly sure why. He decided he needed to confront her about this or it would never go away. He had come this far, now or never!
>"Look, Luna, I don't want to seem rude or anything, but I want to know why you've been singing so many songs about me lately?" His voice and body took a demanding tone and stance.
I think I shift tense a few times but I need to go to bed.
>>3141345
Well damn. Looks like we took it two different directions though.
>>3142029
How is that stupid girl best?
>>3142042
>Luna looks up from tuning her guitar, "Why wouldn't I want to tell everyone how... rapturous my brother makes me feel?" She shuddered as she said the word 'rapturous'. Her piercing eyes looked into him again and he felt all of his courage and composure drain from his body.
>"Well, it's just, I find it pretty creepy is all." Lincoln trailed off as he saw his sisters smile fade. "Y'know what? W-why don't we just forget I said anything?" He steps back from Luna.
>"Creepy?" Luna spat the word, then paused for several seconds "When you love someone they aren't supposed to find you creepy are they?" Lincoln saw that she was both hunched over and viciously whispering to her guitar.
>"Luna are you okay? Do you want me to get Dad?" Genuine thoughts concern for both his and her safety filled his mind as he stretched an arm out behind him, reaching for the door handle.
>"I don't want to lose you Lincoln." She began twisting one of her guitars tuners "I want to remember you as a good brother."
Second bit that didn't fit.
>>3142046
why do you like a lamp?
its an inanimate object
>>3142042
Aw man, please continue this sometime in the future. It looks like it could go in a great direction.
