/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Sunday Comfy Edition
Previous thread: >>3120800
>"NEW" EPISODE on 2 June:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island / In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bk2gu_su-same-old-world_fun
>Barn Mates / Hit The Diamond
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4byeyo_steven-universe-s3e3-barn-mates-s3e4-hit-the-diamond_fun
Barn Mates: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cZDlHSXAyb2QwS0E/view?usp=sharing
Hit The Diamond: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cRzgtdlBSb2Fvdlk/view?usp=sharing
>Steven Floats
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4c1bpy_steven-universe-s3e6-steven-floats_fun
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folders:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>>3135784
Pearl
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
[spoiler] I am all done making these posts, so get your kill yourselves, she would, and she wouldn'ts in while you can [/spoiler]
>>3135886
She would.
>>3135886
what happened?
Another day, another thread...
>>3135886
Please don't leave, I love seeing you here :(
>>3135784
>Sunday Comfy Edition
aw shiet nigga
who up on these real nigga hours tho ?
Which gem would you spank?
>>3135886
Anon of the sea, poetic as can be
Can't help but wonder if he'll ever get his Lappy
>>3136056
Aww, really? Pearl is such a good girl though.
>>3135886
I love you more than any other person I know. You taught me that love might be free but it can treasured. It can make feel at home and as everything is alright. And when I see you post, I stumble over my words and reply like a dyslexic. It's only because I'm excited to know that I am loved by some one I love. It will scar my heart if you leave, but if you must leave then go. I don't want to see you leave but I must, because I love too much to be selfish. I just hope you come back because I just didn't do this to make you feel great, I did it to feel like I could care about another person. So when you come back I'll be waiting. I love you forever, lady-of-the-sea anon. Please love me back.
>>3135484
i havn't drawn malachite in eons
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/145089897459/
>it's a time travel episode
>Pearl goes back in time
>ends up getting an opportunity to stop greg and rose from ever meeting
>At the last possible second she remembers all her memories with Steven
>leaves the past unchanged
>Crying and hugging steven when she gets back, telling him how much she loves him
When this episode?
>>3136014
i guess you could say you're into bdsGEM
>>3136136
NAVEL CONFIRMED
>>3135886
poet anon please dont go ;_;
>>3136161
Im not comfortable labelling it bdsm desu senpai. I just have a specific fetish for spanking.
>>3136199
Ah, so you're just a sadist, eh? Tsk tsk.
>>3136014
I'd rather get spanked. By Lapis.
Or watch Pearl spank Jasper.
>>3135784
Aww yeah, time for comfy!
>>3136199
I'm going to cry, anon. Do you what to talk? I feel empty with him.
>>3136239
yeah, im into being tied up but i would be comfortable with that either
>>3136275
*without him
Sorry
>>3136239
and a masochist, same as this anon >>3136240 I want Jasper to beat me senseless
>>3136275
Don't cry, have this happy Peri instead
>>3136275
*want
Sorry again
>>3135886
>tfw will never be this anons girlfriend
>tfw will never have someone with that dedication
>>3136127
>>3136240
>>3136329
I'm selfinserting, I'm a masochist too. I like peri, because I feel like our personalities are similar.
>>3136329
I've seen that gif. Cute gifs aren't going to cheer me up, thank you anyways. Can you just tell me what's been good in your life recently? I don't want to go to sleep sad.
>>3136377
I identify with Pearl a bit more than with others.
She's similar to me in that she's someone that's meant to be owned, but doesn't have a master. Although unlike me, she's trying to be someone who doesn't need one.
>>3136377
DO NOT DO THIS IN FRONT OF STEVEN
Post Lapearl
>>3136431
Positive attitude helps. If anything, stay and other interesting anons might cross your way or Lady of the sea anon could come back.
Good in my life? Survived several suicide attempts in the last weeks, I guess that counts.
>>3136541
>>3136587
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
>>3136569
I just love him so much. But it's good to know that you're not dead, it puts my mind off him. I have so much left in my heart and I want to give to random people. I love you, thank you.
>>3136679
Pearl, you better cut the attitude or you're going to be next. In front of Steven.
>>3136698
excuse me?!
>>3136692
I love you too, anon.
>>3136362
>>3136767
That's all I needed to hear, I'm going to sleep well. Good night and I love you all.
sweet brown waifu. why can't she be real?
>>3136720
I cant find an image yet, but Im getting the paddle.
>>3136819
She is real.
Go to India.
Lapis a cute.
CUTE.
>>3136864
someone kinda like her would remind me constantly that she's not real
>>3136944
Agreed, but young ladies shouldn't go around with their nips exposed like this.
>>3136944
That delicious flat chest...
>>3136720
You know you want it.
>>3136971
i want nothing of the sort!
>>3136971
The person who drew this has got some significant parent issues
>>3136986
Everyone remembers how often you got it from Rose. I know you crave it again.
>>3136995
Don't we all, brother?
>rping
>>3137028
Do you know where you are?
>>3137010
not like those
>>3137028
First week here?
>>3137064
Well, I guess I do. Do you really think it is that bad?
>>3137010
>Don't we all, brother?
No, not really. Definitely not to this extent.
>>3137082
Yeeeep.
Go see a therapist. If you look around, there will usually be a couple places in a big city that have therapy sessions adjusted for your income level.
Why did my friend reject me? Our favorite gem is Peridot, I gave her a necklace with a peridot gemstone in it for her birthday.
I do so much for her, why doesn't she love me?
>>3137122
You know what you must do, anon.
>>3137122
Because you're overbearing and needy and probably a little creepy. My guess.
>>3137126
It just implies some repressed (or not so repressed) masochistic sexual fixation surrounding a parent or parent figure in your life, which ain't too healthy. Then again, I'd wager that a good 40-60% of the people on here have a significant problem that could benefit from a little professional attention.
Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions
>>3136778
i dont think i can sleep through this storm
if anyone else has more requests i'm around
>>3137185
Needy? Maybe, but creepy I don't think I am she's the one who plans all of our hang-outs. I would be a smelly basement dweller if it wasn't for her.
>>3137185
Masochistic sexual fixation on parental figures, sure, but not any person in real life. Just a general fixation. I mean, that's just sex. It's not something a therapist helps with anyway. It isn't like I can fix it.
>>3137156
You're paying them to talk you through your problems and help you address them directly, because that's their job.
Too many people are borderline dysfunctional because of their pride preventing them from seeking mental help. If you have a broken arm, you don't sit at home and try to set and splint it yourself- going to the doctor for something like that doesn't make you a lesser person.
>>3137224
>not any person in real life
This is where the repression part come in.
>>3137193
You're just a shadow Anon. Try as you might, you can never fill the void.
>>3137246
I mean, I didn't have a dad and my mom is distant but kind. I don't really think that's true. Why do you think it has to be a parent figure? Not just Authority in general?
I haven't had some booty in such a long time.
Can anybody please tell me what a woman's butt feels like?
>>3137122
Did you ask her out? What happened exactly?
You're probably ugly and weird; that's usually the problem.
Or maybe engineering love is more complicated than just being nice and giving gifts.
>>3137277
Bags of sand.
>>3137277
Depends on the woman.
My gf's ass is soft like a nice pillow. She's trying to lose weight though, hopefully her ass stays.
>>3137286
I'm not gonna lie I'm ugly, I should have known that my looks would fuck me over again.
Oh well I guess freaks like me aren't ever meant to find love with pretty girls.
>>3137348
Love and relationships is a meme. Being single is the only good way to live life.
>>3137246
There just isn't anyone that exists. I understand repression, but I was never hit as a child, and I can remember being fascinated with it since I was at least 10.
>>3137235
i kinda did that once...
what if the therapist doesn't help? can they make it worse?
>>3137348
Do what Spongebob did and embrace your ugliness, as if it were a corrosive force of power that spreads through your very veins. The more hideous you look the more life energy you drain from other people. Come on Anon. Embrace the ugly.
>>3137010
I-I dont know what you mean
>>3137440
Don't. It will make the moments when you don't have her more painful.
>It's an anons talk about their mental issues episode
>>3137439
Fourteen years is a long time to wait.
how is pearl supposed to kiss people if she has such a long nose
>>3137461
Skipped.
>>3137467
Well... I guess
>>3137470
No, fuck you've got to flip the head TURN-WAYS
>>3137470
Love finds a way.
>>3137475
Dont worry, it's over. Appears the armchair psychologist has left.
>>3137496
See,, turn-WAYS, you flip turn-waynes
>>3137470
She just has to turn her head (like most people do anyways) and tilt it up slightly so that her nose presses longways against the side of the kissee's cheek.
>>3137496
This is the first time I liked a picture of this pairing... and I can see where it'll lead me
fuck you /sug/ I don't even like Dewey
>>3137514
>Pearl will never press her nose longways against the side of your cheek
Previous to your post I hadn't thought about this sensation. Now I know I'll live without it.
>>3137348
Show me a picture of yourself.
You might be workable and not realize.
>>3137483
That's a good pearl.
>>3137570
Yeah that's not happening, the last time I did that I got roasted pretty bad.
>>3137570
Wearing some SU stuff to keep it relevant, but here's me.
>>3137608
niceme.me
>>3137593
>>3137617
And with this cutepost, I've exhausted all existing acceptable SU spanking art. I might throw in one more especially degenerate pic.
>>3137639
>not realizing the truth
It is him.
>>3137682
please post more red and blue lesbians
>>3137639
I wish I could say so
>>3137699
>>3137724
What a cute couple of besties.
>>3137699
Wish there was more to post friend. We're getting degenerate instead.
>>3137713
Well don't worry, I'm sure you've still got a chance with that girl, as long as you didn't ask her out or anything as forward as that.
>>3137742
Fuck off you delusional lefty retard. CN is not going to call them lesbians so that all the kids can see. Parents don't want their kids to see that shit.
>>3137782
Maybe they shouldn't have said anything at all instead of lying.
>>3137782
>>3137793
Stop shitposting, I'm getting extra heretical now
>>3137812
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>3137812
what's going on there?
>>3137812
can someone explain?
>>3137838
why?
>>3137761
I didn't ask her out I just confess my love for her, probably that was worse. I don't think I have a chance with her, or with any pretty girls their standards are too high.
>>3137867
>their standards are too high
Said the guy after pretty girls.
>>3137867
Aw shit man. How did she take it?
>>3137864
Why in what sense? I can't explain the physics. The purpose is, uh, punishment.
why do i find underage grills attractive anyway?
>>3137867
>I just confess my love for her
Holy cringey fuck. How can you live with the shame of this?
>>3137875
I'm not looking for models or anything close to that just a decent looking girl.
>>3137894
Could be innocence, could be you just like dfc and petite girls, could be you're just thrilled by the taboo. I won't pretend to be a psychologist.
>>3137894
Biology.
Unless you like very underage grills.
>>3137898
After being shot down ever since I was in Middle school I'm kinda getting use to it
>>3137894
Mods
>>3137894
Real underage girls or fictional underage girls?
If fictional, it's because you have a fetish. If you don't find real underage girls attractive, congratulations, nothing is wrong with you. On the contrary, if you do, seek help.
>>3137931
You're in /trash/ Mods can't hear you scream.
>>3137917
Don't worry, one day you'll find someone who cares more about your personality than your looks.
Better hope you have a good one, or are at least a decent actor.
>>3137864
Actually the best answer would be that whether it does or not isn't exactly known, but it is a cultural thing regardless. Maybe placebo?
>>3137950
That is a nice thought, but no.
>>3137894
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia
Do any of you just sit back and wonder "where did it all go so wrong?" Because you really should.
>>3138058
>not that young
that article still explains a lot
>don't know where that comes from
nor do scientists, could be any of the known causes
MODS
>>3138134
I was born, it can't get any more wrong than that...
so I try to not think too much about things I can't possible change, you should do the same.
>>3138134
Oh yeah, all the time. I'm getting better at art, and soon I can produce my very own SU spanking porn. It pretty much motivates me. I'm already a demon.
>>3138058
Well as long as it's only fictional girls you shouldn't have anything to worry about.
Please tell me how much you love Pearl.
It's alright even if you hate her, but you must say so; it's very important.
>>3138247
Steven loves her very, very much.
>>3138247
I like Pearl a lot, she is a great gem. She's very motherly. I want her to lecture and spank me.
>>3138247
she is my favorite so I love her very much
>>3136239
>>3138291
The boy ain't right
>>3138341
Th-thanks.
>>3138341
Good morning
Hey clods, i haven't been in sug since season 2. What's the difference between trash sug and co sug? I just came from /co/ and they seem really sad and weird. What happened?
>>3138141
sometimes feels really unfair, otherwise i even could say i don't have secrets. there's some kind of relief about being able to talk about it though.
>>3138183
not only I'm afraid. don't worry though, isn't like an obsession or anything (isn't like i like them exclusively, just that people starts to seem attractive sooner than they should) and sure I'd seek help if i felt something was (more) wrong
>>3138350
S-sorry Ms. Pearl, I've been a naughty boy.
>>3136541
removing unobstructive artist signatures is fucking retarded
report indexer. it works
>>3137682
god damn it
>>3138416
Peri is for abuse anon, I'm sorry. She's too arrogant and smarmy not to regularly be put in her place.
>>3138392
indexer works. report it
>>3138421
What are you doing? I'm stupid and I dont know why you're reposting my spanking dump. Please respond.
>>3138416
Keep up the good fight.
>>3138364
/trash/'s pace is nice and comfy and you can post porn freely, but we're all dead here
>came from /co/ and they seem really sad and weird
here is much worse, believe me... anyway, welcome back.
>>3138366
it's all fine m8
>>3138388
thanks
>>3138392
why would someone do that? The guy's doing nothing wrong. It's not like we have to wait to make a new thread once hitting image limit...
>>3138431
report works. indexer it.
>>3138424
Noooo, she's not.
>>3138440
When you're saving shit from deviantart, remember to use the "Download" button on the right of the page
>>3138444
he's annoying. and he deserves it. kills conversation and should be banned for for avoiding his previous bans
>>3138440
You must be new here, dear anon.
That is Indexer, he looks for the original images and re-post (usually bigger in size and lossless formats aka. png)
Yours:
>.jpg (87 KB, 894x894)
And the one he just posted
>.png (603 KB, 1024x1024)
>>3138466
He's been annoying for the past 3 years or so.
get over it m8
>>3138476
cause you let him. just report, what can you lose?
>>3138455
She is anon, don't ruin my self insert fantasies.
>>3138445
report. indexer works it
>>3138444
This place feels a lot more comfortable and familiar than /co/, I'm not sure, they seemed really awful. They seemed a little cringey.
Thanks, it's nice to be back.
>>3138476
He's been annoying since 2011, anon. You can't fight him. He's the best. He's also a robot, with i had some screenshots from when he lost his mind in hsg.
>>3138483
dude, I have much better shit to do with my time
let the guy do what he wants ffs
>>3138483
Sources, high quality images, etc.
>>3138499
if you really had you wouldn't be here
>>3138491
They are more fitting for Pearl anyway.
>>3138515
You know, it's weird. I thought I was saving those images from the source. How does he do it?
good night faggots
I like you, Indexer. I want to take you on a date someday.
>>3138523
Pearl craves control openly. I'm more into being overpowered and outwilled. The pride and then humiliation is sweet, and perfect for Peri.
>>3138498
no, you been let him being annoying since 2011.
>>3138499
dude, seriously? what are you doing here then? is just a click
>>3138500
not really. you can do that by yourself just dragging the image to goggle. why sacrifice image space and a comfty conversation?
just give it a try. report his last post, last time they were all deleted on /co/ and even here. you can get rid off him
>>3138535
>>3138549
S-sorry Indexer-kun. I'll try harder next time.
>>3138549
save indexer. it works
>>3138526
Got your back senpai
>>3138537
We have a problem then: some guys don't give a shit about Indexer, some others are just like you.
>>3138424
I never thought the word "smarmy" could be sexy but now I want to fuck peridot in her smarmy little ass
>>3138572
I want to spank her smartass little smile off her face, and punish her until she's totally repentant.
>>3138565
most people find him annoying. he's dumping images and evading bans. those are reasonable motives to report him
guys I think lapis is a doofus but don't tell her I said that
>>3138537
I actually really like him, I've liked him since 2011. Tone doesn't convey well via text.
>>3138515
That's the word i was looking for. They're weird and creepy but they don't know it. Nice to be home.
>>3138500
This.
>>3138599
I've known him for a long time, I'm about 60% sure he's a piece of software.
>>3138621
Can i tell bob?
>>3138621
i already told her. she said she hates you and doesn't want to see you anymore
>>3138631
I don't think bob is too fond of her either
>>3138621
I told her. She said she was going to head to your place.
>>3138634
What does lapis think of bob though? Could this be a one sided romance?
>>3138623
we wouldn't lose anything without him, the threads would be even more comfty. anyway, he wouldn't be so annoying if he was able to act like an adult. if anons report him he either fucks off or tones down his autism
>>3138661
Anon seriously, this is trash. It doesn't matter even slightly if he posts 10 to 20 high res duplicates each thread. He's not hurting anyone, what you're doing is derailing the thread. You can't make him leave, just stop.
>>3138684
he's not a problem only here. all of you can make him leave
>>3138697
He's not a problem. You're the only one who wants him gone, as far as i can tell. I for one, want him to stay.
Anon, your grammar is kind of familiar, have you ever spent time on /co/?
>>3138737
he's a problem whenever someone is trying to have a conversation. particularly on boards where the image limit matters (there's a reason you can't post as indexer on /co/). isn't just about /trash/ /sug/.
I'm not usually on /co/, threads here are more comfortable
>>3138766
How is he a problem to conversation? That makes no sense, he doesn't even post words. This is trash, it's for everyone. Give me examples of other threads he bothers.
I would really love it if you turned out to be spongefan, you remind me of him if he were a few years older.
So do we know what episode comes after Steven Floats?
>>3138819
that's the problem. he dumps unnecessary images that make reading uncomfortable. he even takes space on new threads if for any reason he wasn't able to dump on the previous ones. he's a problem /aco/ and /co/, but pretty much whatever he's into. who?
i must go sleep btw, l8r anon.
>>3138889
I think you're overreacting, sleep well anon.
>>3138421
I wish there was more spanking of Sapphire. Or Sapphire spanking others.
>>3138923
i hope you find more.
>>3138923
Me too, anon. I wish there was more SU spanking art in general.
What would a fusion between rose and jasper think of humans?
I wonder if homeworld ever tried forcibly fusing two unbroken gems in the same way they fused shards, literally fusing their gems together. What would that look like i wonder. Maybe halfway between proto garnet and armstrong.
>>3138955
Jasper hasn't really shown any disgust towards humans, she's only said that she knows what a human is, so a Rose/Jasper fusion would probably be neutral, leaning-positive.
>>3138955
A Rose/Jasper fusion would probably like humans that interested her in either a sexual or a combat fashion.
She would probably fall in love with a warrior human who also got her sexual wheels turning.
Post true love
We're back, baby!
So, I hate to bring these news, since our beloved LOTS anon just did the same kind of a post, but after a long while of thinking, I have come to the conclusion that I will stop Cricketposting for a long while. Sure, some people might still post the cheerful words of "We're back, baby!" and the many variations of it with a pic of the Lovely Cricket, but I will not be doing that for a long while. So, keep safe, happy livings and great rest of your lives, and remember, we will always be back, baby! No matter what!
>>3139659
LIES. you're not cricket anon
>>3139090
Peridot is for all the Universes to enjoy
>>3140161
I'd call for Indexer but this image is garbage even in full res
>>3139659
Fuck off dude, nobody really cares
>>3140183
why so mad familia
>>3140197
This guy entitles himself as THE main "Cricketposter", even though many have done the same before him, and he thinks we'll give him any attention. He just tries to get some attention by doing what Lady of The Sea anon did. Mark my fucking words, he'll post another Sardonyx pic named as Cricket on the next thread with the same fucking words, "We're back, baby!"
>>3140224
I bet my ass you will be the one doing that and will start samefagging for attention
mark my words
Ok, if nobody calls me kim or a whore then I'll take requests again.
>>3140349
Adult Steven kissing Jasper.
>>3140349
STOP BEING AN ATTENTION WHORE KIM.
>>3140349
Jasper and lapis playing video game, Jasper losing.
Just keep your posts as draw-fagottry, TP... and don't reply to the obvious baits and shitposting.
>and don't post pics of yourself, who the fuck cares about you
>>3140349
Napstablook being cute.
>>3135886
She would
>>3140381
I posted pics of myself to get a reaction out of people, and it worked but backfired. I know that people don't care about me here but it was fun getting all of those (you)'s.
>>3140349
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>>3140349
Something cute with Sapphire and Peridot.
>>3140349
something sexual with sugilite
Lapiven?
>>3140659
Pass.
>>3136569
>Survived several suicide attempts in the last weeks
Are you even trying?
>>3138416
Please God... someone has to do this.
>>3140789
I think so, it still hurts...
>>3140857
Go to a psych hospital.
