Fuck animals?
>>3124083
If they were as cute and sexy, yes.
But IRL they're just cute, so no
>>3124083
I wish bestiality was legal in my state.
>>3124104
IRL horses are sexy as fuck, what are you talking about?
>>3125232
No, compare your 3DPD garbage to the horse in the OP. Sure real horse have great backsides, but their heads ? uggh
What about animals fucking me? Does that count?
All animals with hooves are ugly as fuck. Horsefags have shit taste.
>>3124112
it's only illegal if you get caught
>>3125256
/thread
If it isn't mods what kill these threads, it's a lack of content.
Anyone else watch videos of people in reserves helping african cats and imagine that the volunteers fuck them when they go into heat?
>>3126267
yes
>>3124083
Yes
>>3136745
Sheathed knots are really sexy
simple question: why perfectly SAFE (no porn, no humans) real animal photos were removed from this thread?
Im 1000% positive that solo animal photos are not only allowed by general 4chan rules
BUT they are also 1000% legal in USA.
I notice that entire thread are removed even when they never broke any rule - and yes most of them are close to feral -zoo topics
Is this a case of mod on high horse on wild rampage?
What touchy filly mod even doing on /trash/ ?
If this kind of content is not allowed -then how about adding this to motherfucking rules ?
Cos you know, hidden secrit bonus rules suck ass
>>3138135
I don't know, they seem to get panicky about that stuff. It shouldn't be an issue if it's a photo of an animal with no human involvement.
>>3138135
Same reason posting underage girls in bikinis can get a thread 404'd on /b/: slippery slope.
>>3124112
>>3126849
>my county sheriff personally got a bill banning it passed, and got rather obsessed with it, clearly trying to make it a part of his legacy
>only managed to get 8 people arrested in a county of 4 million over the course of... 8-10 years?
You'll almost certainly be fine.
>>3138960
Tax dollars well spent, I'm sure
>>3138135
I've been banned for posting once in a thread that later had pictures of horse vagoo posted
It's just kind of up to how the mods feel that day
I always wanted to fuck a horse, has any one here ever done it? if so how was it?
>>3139672
>Male animal bottoming
Good, I need more like this.
>Horse
But less of this.
>>3125256
sounds like my deal with women
>>3142940
Well that's just a problem with horses. Other species are sexy as fuck IRL.
Anybody have experience topping a dog or horse? Was it good?
>>3124112
Just move to Tx.
You don't even need to move though, I know plenty of fuckups who fuck dogs and live in illegal states.
>>3125256
Horse ass is amazing, but I think their faces are pretty cute too.
My one accomplishment in life is ejeculating on a live Jaguar. It was great
>>3124083
Etheross is a shitty artist.
>>3153606
Post a better horse bra
>>3153586
explain
>>3153902
>horse
Shit taste
Dog masterrace
>>3153586
how??
>>3155139
How can you be a divisional plebeian
>>3159041
You can sometimes see a mare rolling around, but you will never be quick enough to cum on her tits
>>3156726
>heavy sweating
>>3125256
That's your opinion man.
I'd fucking kill for a horse to blow me and let me cum on her cute face
>>3140922
I never have, but in one thread an anon was talking about how he fucked a young horse once and how excited young ones are about sex because all they know is how good it feels.
How it was slap it's ass against him as he fucked
>>3140922
I haven't myself, but I have watched a few friends do it.
Most say it feels amazing, often better than any woman because of the mare's muscles.
Usually people need to open up to the horse however, most won't fuck unless they already know the person.
>>3124083
I would like to imagine my bride-to-be was somehow turned into a horse, but we had the wedding anyway.
>>3161522
Just marry a real horse Anon.
I'm sure there are places that'll do it
>>3153586
This thread became very interesting all of a sudden
>>3161491
Is that the same for dogs? I'm sure it is and for most other animals bit I never thought you would have to be acquainted with the horse before boning
>>3153586
You don't say something like that and not explain further mother fucker
![e8f4fa3cf2fd721aad9213edea67a036[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G3TI71M.jpg "e8f4fa3cf2fd721aad9213edea67a036[1].jpg")
>>3153586
>>3161926
Yeah, I agree
>>3124112
It's legal in Ohio. Come move here!
Don't really do it, Ohio sucks ;-;
>>3164214
Hit up wheelchairchan's yiff.party thread. Most of the links in her Patreon rips are dead but a few still work.
>>3124083
Normal animals, I'm a little attracted to, but some of the mannerisms, and motions of the animals in some older cartoons, are just pure boner fuel. Taken to a sexual level, I would NOT be able to control myself.
Just imagine a horse gently nudging you somewhere you both can have some privacy, giving your ear a gentle nibble, then laying on the floor, rear-end in front of you, tail to the side, and looking back at you, hungrily.
Picture a dog eagerly jumping into your lap, as you're laying down, but instead of fervently licking your face, she starts slowly grinding her hips in circles, panting slowly.
A deer wandering into your view near the woods, while she "happens" to have her rear end pointed toward you. She gives her own pussy a slow, methodical lick, before she hops off, then stops. She looks back at you, and even gestures her head, as if to say "Well, come on!"
You're tackled by an obviously playful tigress, and her first act with her prey is to use her mouth, and paws to skillfully unbuckle your belt, just before licking your hand, as if telling you to get your pants off.
In each one of these scenarios, they're giving bedroom eyes, no normal animal would give...
Err, I think I need a minute.
>>3161174
TOUCH
FLUFFY
TAIL
>>3161920
The time I used to spend on /mlp/ has taught me that mares during estrus can be especially horny towards a trusted human owner (and they won't be shy about it).
But yeah, don't expect to get very far at all if the mare doesn't know you.
Can you do a mare while she's on her back?
>>3153586
>on a live Jaguar.
One letter could've made it all the more amazing
Does it bug anyone else that with all the SFM animations of women fucking dogs and stallions, there is a severe lack of men fucking female animals? Hell, there isn't even any quality female genitalia models. Is it because modelers are lazy? Is there some legal loophole that says it's ok to animate an animal fucking a woman, but not a guy fucking an animal? Is it that animators feel more comfortable having a human female penetrated than a feral female? We all share the same degeneracy, so why must they only cater to one-half of the audience?
>>3170457
Female canine genitalia when?
>>3170496
Only time will tell.
>>3170574
God damn, why are they so perfect?
>>3170457
Most bestiality is made because people find that women fucking animals is degrading, they get off on how low the female must be to be fucked by an animal.
On the other hand, jerking off to male humans fucking female ferals just seems to be straight up wanting to screw the animal in question, which certainly isn't as widespread as the degradation.
>>3164451
>>3161174
Tfw you know you will never have a feral cheetah gf
>>3164445
Man a dog licking your face is the best though once they learn you let them into your mouth they fall in love with you, my lab first started humping while getting kissed
>>3154989
>>3156726
>>3161895
>>3161926
>>3163606
I don't want to give myself away so I'll only tell you a bit. I work at a place where I have access to a variety of big cats on a daily basis. Of course I did it from behind a cage, but the holes in the cage were big enough for me to get most of it on her without having my dick too close to the cage. I'm glad I'm not a dribbler. I've only done it once, but I'd really like to do it again if I have the opportunity. Watching her lick it off was the hottest things
>>3124083
How many would walk down a secret aisle with that bridal mare?
Deer are top tier sexy. I'm more attracted to does than human women and i would kill to have a deer as a partner.
>>3124175
I can't be the only that that looks at that horse and thinks of tifa from ff7
>>3180439
Now that you said it...
>>3180439
No, I've always thought that
i've done it, it's fun but takes a lot more practice than you'd think
![b4df7022526419300185f8a11f7b344a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AVuAwOX.jpg "b4df7022526419300185f8a11f7b344a[1].jpg")
>>3181086
Yes. A favourite of mine.
What are your favorite words that are used for animal genitalia? Like fortune cookie for dog cunts and donuts for mare/horse anus
Who here has actually fucked an animal?
Sucked off a German Shepherd once. It was awesome.
![7237a1fc373c77e85e5009de59c3ac0b[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/tselgbt.gif "7237a1fc373c77e85e5009de59c3ac0b[1].gif")
>>3161920
no, you should wait until she is in heat
also, there is this "barrier" in her vulva (where the knot is supposed to stay) that you have to move in order to get inside and do it in an upper angle not just trust forward
>>3182929
I suck off my cat from time to time
>>3161920
Kinda, most dogs can't take human dick and need preparation with dildos or anal plugs before they can take it. Dogs more often than not are a more agressive towards sex if they haven't been taught what it is.
Usually you have to wait until a dog is in heat to start fucking with them. Most of the time they will be too tight, but once you get them used to it they will be asking for it on their own.
Note that "User was banned for this post" I haven't done anything, but you can research this shit online.
>>3161920
>never thought you would have to be acquainted with the horse before boning
Nigga u srs?
You gotta be nuts to try and fuck with (pun intended) a horse that isn't used to you
You seen that vid of a guy that tries to grab a horse's junk and it kicks the everloving shit out of him?
I'm half scared to go anywhere near a horse's back end, no matter how great their rears are, and I sure as hell ain't getting right on a mare's ass unless I'm sure we're both on even terms
Only exception to me is dolphin.
First, they won't tear my face off, or arm, whatever
Second, they know what they are doing, that's the fun part for me to do sex with living animal (human too)
>>3193719
not a pic but very very relevant
![a839ec8efb314a56ebceed02ae993e41[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fVXLvhN.jpg "a839ec8efb314a56ebceed02ae993e41[1].jpg")
![8d238c319364b7ddf6766ebdec176871[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gCD3QU1.jpg "8d238c319364b7ddf6766ebdec176871[1].jpg")
![3d7ae4d4b1c6150a9c72ac2c5ef97a12[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X4bW5jH.jpg "3d7ae4d4b1c6150a9c72ac2c5ef97a12[1].jpg")
>>3200774
totally different artists
feral otters became kind of a meme
>>3201726
i like this meme
>you will never french a thicc horse
>>3202037
Source plz, google came up dry
>>3201726
>mare & otters
MY FUCKING DICK
>>3202075
that's a stallion friendo
>>3202121
Eh, you're right, not sure why i said that
>>3202075
nikuyoku patreon sample. not sure if the whole thing's for patrons only or if it's just not done cause it's only been up for a couple days https://www.patreon.com/nikuyoku?ty=h hope it's the latter
>>3202158
>patreon
Goddammit, where do I need to go so I can commission horse pussy. The one artist i want is closed
>>3202213
he's got a ff too but i lost my email to get my pw so i dont know what nsfw shit he's hiding if any http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/nikuyoku/
![ee835baa72459fb310a8f0ce2665ecb6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KUmIOJH.jpg "ee835baa72459fb310a8f0ce2665ecb6[1].jpg")
>>3201879
me too
>>3187164
Damn, that is nicely animated.
>>3193971
How the fuck do you manage to catch and tie up a doe?
>>3209239
With ropes and determination, anon.
>>3212489
Merry fucking Christmas.
![00709a93e688e6d57aa0f0383b78b5b9[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FFoAYOp.jpg "00709a93e688e6d57aa0f0383b78b5b9[2].jpg")
>>3141024
Please do post that.
hopeful bump
So, animals knocking up women is kind of a thing, even if relatively rare, bjt what about the reverse? I have yet to see any pics of a dude pumping a female animal full of cum and making it pregnant, even though it sounds deliciously degenerate.
I wouldn't want to fuck an animal, I'd want them to fuck me. Just tie me up and leave me at the pound to be fucked by the dogs, just taking two or three dog cocks at a time and I wouldn't be able to do a damn thing. Or even make me the bitch of a wolfpack, being fucked every living moment after that.
i have a bit of a fetish guys
>>3225579
I bet you aren't even attracted to animals, you just get off on degradation
Get out of this thread and take your dumb normie fetish with you
![cffae4e0fa95e979a5a358a3c0463177[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XTMsgyP.jpg "cffae4e0fa95e979a5a358a3c0463177[1].jpg")
>>3225743
>criticising someone for being a normie
>with a bill nye gif
When did you realize you were a sick fuck /zoo/?
>>3227099
The day I realized I had a random female dog use it's tongue on my cock with far better skill and enthusiasm than any human female.
>>3227576
>getting a blowjob from a rando bitch
Elaborate.
>>3227099
When the thought of sex with a dog turns me on more than a human. Still will have sex with humans but nothing beats the feeling of fur on your skin.
>>3225743
I guess you'd be right, I get off to being used like a bitch, but it's mostly animals that get me off.
Every time I kill something hunting I drag it back to the shooting house and fuck it raw like 6 times before it gets cold. Makes it so much more thrilling.
Foxes, geese, deer, coyotes, and any other varmint that crosses my path depending on how horny I am.
If somebody did research about, can a human fuck an otter?
Btw my dick goes unbreakable diamond while watching dudes fuck mares, i would love to fuck one but they're scary as fuck.
>>3235039
Seen this bait before, try again
I want to feel a mare winking in my balls.
>>3235139
Google doesn't say anything.
Buy some of them are cute as fuck.
>>3140922
I do quite often.
Some are amazing, some aren't.
It's the same with humans really.
>>3166986
Like, is it physically possible? barely..
Horses cant actually lay on their backs very well. and you would have a very hard time getting your cock into her because of body shapes and stuff.
>>3182929
I've been sexual active with animals for about 27 years.
Started when I was 15, I also have a normal active sex life with humans too.
>>3187255
They are tighter when in heat, but also more receptive.
>>3240617
Details man, details.
First time, species, male or female.
>>3244013
I'm male, only active with females.
Mostly mares and bitches but there have been others.
First time was when I was 15, with a husky.
>>3244192
>mares
How was it?
>>3245212
You say that like its a rare occurrence.
I'm with one of my mares quite often.
Sometimes 4-5 times a week, sometimes 4-5 times a month.
Just depends on both of our mood. the more active times are actually when my Shetland is in season and horny and demanding cock all the time.
But to answer your question, it's good.
>>3244192
>there have been others.
This is interesting.
Also want to hear more about what your first time with that husky was like.
>>3245744
The others are cow, alpaca, sheep, goat.
>>3245744
First time was interesting, I had a crush on her for a few years, she was my neighbors dog originally I wont go into the full story, but she was abused and mistreated by the kid.
I often cared for her. I was tired of seeing the abuse and forcibly adopted her.
I was at that stage of my life where I knew as much about sex as a boy is going to know before doing it.
I'd made out with a couple girls but hadn't had sex yet.
I dont think I actually planned to have sex with her, or even really considered it, but the first night we were in bed together after she came to live with me it just kinda happened.
>>3235139
I'm sure one of those giant otters could take a human member. I can't remember their name, but they are huge and eat mostly piranhas.
>>3245764
details, man. especially alpaca. we don't all live on a farm you know.
>>3246212
Alpacs are..meh.
too small really, not worth the effort.
>collegefag
>will probably live in a city all of my life
I really want to fuck a mare.
Is there any hope for me?
>>3246380
Your life is up to you.
Don't live in a city all your life.
>>3246241
you dicked an alpaca and that's really all you have to say about it? I too am disappointed.
>>3246622
Yeah, pretty much.
But I'm really not sure what else there is to say.
>>3246860
How much was it like fucking a sweater?
>>3246961
Not much at all really.
But that's a guess really as I've not fucked a sweater.
>>3164293
Sorry for being a retard, Google gives me nothing
>>3144732
W-Wait, is it legal in my state? Shit.
>>3247354
if you google "chan yiff.party", one of the first results is to a thread which has a referral link to yiff.party which will keep you logged in so long as you don't wipe cookies. No id/user needed. Then just search desired user ---> good to go.
>>3248834
Thanks for helping a pleb out
>>3245929
Damn, that sounds hot as fuck
>>3250926
It was.
I really miss her still. she's been gone 18 years now
>>3251076
Sorry to hear that ;-;. At least she had a much better home than the one you took her from.
>>3248834
I think I found the site, was the link in a funnyjunk thread? if that's the one, it looks like the site if down.
>>3251840
Finally figured it out, thanks a bunch.
> All dem patreon packs
what kinds of horses are most likely to be JRHNBR
>>3254453
Shetland pony.
Beware though. Most ponies are highly psychotic.
>>3124083
why not marry?
always faithful and no false accusations
>>3254453
How the fuck did this become an acronym
>>3254453
>JRHNBR
???
>>3260504
>he doesn't know about JRHNBR
>>3124083
Real, unintelligent, normal ones? Never.
Fictional, smart, attractive ones? Sure.
>>3260637
nope, explain
>>3260732
That really makes me wish I had two dicks, that poor beautiful asshole not getting filled
>>3260853
You have hands.
Use them!
>>3260807
GGRKS
>>3260732
>Real, unintelligent, normal ones? Never.
>Never
>Pokemon. Sorry.
I love me a big, sexy, milky udder!
>>3261045
You couldn't post a pic of better quality?
>>3261045
>Alternative.
>>3261061
Hey, I didn't make it!
>jrhnbr
>not face hieght
>>3260732
>not wanting to hilt balls deep in a mare
What are you, gay?
Mares < dogs < stallions < cats
>>3265270
Canines > Equines > Cats
>>3265975
>having this shit taste
>>3265975
Equines > Canines > Everything Else
>>3266432
Equines/Canines > Dolphins/Orcas > Cats > Everything else >>>>>>> Shit >>>> Cows.
>>3266734
>he doesn't want to get sucked off by a calf
Holy shit have you seen what they've said about how humans and dogs evolved together since caveman days?
>>3266734
Cows are smart and nice man
>>3268767
they're scary as fuck dude.
>>3268767
>Holy shit have you seen what they've said about how humans and dogs evolved together since caveman days?
elaborate
>>3268767
We fucked them?
>>3270371
probably.
>>3269811
Those are some nice crotchtits.
>>3270149
Dogs (or their more wolf-like ancestors) have been our companions since modern man came into being.
>>3271470
This doesn't really seem like news worthy of "holy shit." It's pretty common knowledge that man and dog have been together since the early days. It being that far back is probably new, but it doesn't really seem to be much of a difference from how people used to conceive of it.
>>3193223
Dude I hate to break it to you but dolpins have serious teeth and could definitley tear your face off. They can be really violent and they can seriously hurt a person without even meaning to.
>>3275945
b-but that sweet tight dolphin puss puss
>>3275945
wait what?
>>3278377
they can actually kill you.
>Dolphins have been recorded committing suicide after their human partners, who had engaged in sex with them, leave for long amounts of time
What a fucked up yet sexy world we live in.
Thicc, muscular horses are the best.
This babe looks like she'd be fun to ride and have a conversation with.
>>3151114
Dandy horse
>>3279518
UMPFFFF!
artist please
>>3124083
>>3279772
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ffuffle/
Used to be fatfoxlower, but he changed it.
>>3280869
>someone already done it?
It has mixed reviews on Amazon.
>>3260504
just right height no bucket required
>>3283573
thanks, I can't believe this actually exist I was missing trash some days...
>>3283873
Of course it's a thing.
My favourite girl is that way.
>>3271099
too bad real horses don't have them that size
I'd like to teet-fuck a horse
>>3284637
>too bad real horses don't have them that size
>>3284847
>tfw H-cup crotchtits
>>3278377
Seriously? It's a wild animal that lives in the same space as fucking sharks. If you bother them and they get annoyed they will kill you. During breeding seasons dolphins are violent and aggressive as all hell. The males that don't get any poon sometimes for groups and kill other sea creatures like porpoises to vent frustration. Much like edgy teens that for gangs and then go kick the shit out of defenseless homeless people. They are very intelligent which means violence can be fun and entertaining to them just like people. And they will enact it on humans that get to close to a grumpy dolphin. Happens fairly regularly to random asshats that decide they are gonna go sex one up on a moonlit night.
Speaking of which, has anyone read Wet Goddess by Malcolm Brenner?
>>3284637
I did something similar with the nutsack on a bull.
>>3287094
tell us more about titfucking a bull's pendulous nutsack
>>3287187
At one point I had a bull that was really clam and relaxed. His only real job was to breed cows, so he was in prime shape. He had a massive, smooth sack with huge balls that would sway when he walked. I usually gave him oral, one time I had seen a video of a guy getting a titfuck and I got an idea. I lubed up his sack and started to run my cock between the balls, with them hanging heavy on either side. It actually felt amazing, at the same time I was giving him a handjob. I could actually hear his balls slap against me while I was doing it, the sound was almost as sexy.
>>3287423
How do you go about fellating a bull? Surely you can't fit the whole thing in your mouth at once.
>>3287740
Well, theoretically you could just shove it down your throat, if you can do it without gagging
Should slide down there real easily
![98b06db6afd58075a0ecd42328c32a8c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tScnC62.jpg "98b06db6afd58075a0ecd42328c32a8c[1].jpg")
>>3279196
What is the proof of this? I'm willing to entertain lots of theories, but would like some background on this. I've heard of that one guy who supposedly had a relationship with a SeaWorld dolphin, but that's all.
>>3292696
Same I've only heard one case of actual sex with a dolphin and he only did it once
Trump will make hentai great again
>>3227099
i was like 10 an got eaten out by the family dog while watching cats fuck on youtube. gone down hill from there
