Anon Games
First 24. Will probably bump.
>>3108975
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3108975
Yukkuri Reimu
The Frankest Frank to ever Frank
>>3108975
Jasper
Female
>>3108975
Spike
>>3108975
Mononobe no Futo
>>3108975
Perfect Cell
Sanae Kochiya
Eggman-kun
Yukkuri Moko
>>3108975
Ririchiyo
Mirai
Jack Spicer
>>3108975
Noodle
Mikan Tsumiki
>>3108975
Empress
>>3108975
Donald J. Trump
Yukkuri Sanae
Jeremy Clarkson
>>3108975
Garnet
Touhou Remover Hitler
Agent York
>>3108975
HOUOUIN KYOUMA
Koyomi Araragi
Haise Sasaki
>>3108975
Wriggle Nightbug
>>3108975
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Shiina Mashiro
>>3108942
I'm going to cry if I don't get food.
Jean Pierre Polnareff
>>3108975
Elly
Mazda 787B
Kuga the Sealed One
Zombieman
>>3109028
>he digs around in his pocket and pulls out his cellphone
Here, get pizza or something. I'm elbow deep in you right now, so I can't make you anything.
Furry porn
Negi Springfield
Lord Beerus
>>3109060
Aussa R63?
Sanae Kochiya
Wiggins
Willow
Ichimatsu
>>3109044
>She takes it and looks at it for a moment before handing it back to you
You do it.
Roster.
>>3109035
An exciting car, to say the least. Aside from being able to make you faint, you'll find that you'll want to start a relationship with it after two laps on the track.
>>3109095
With picture this time.
>>3109095
>>3109099
Let's get this over with
>>3109099
>I think the image in District 11 is broken
>>3109090
I-I CAN'T DO IT, I'M WORKING INSIDE YOU RIGHT NOW!
>>3109099
LET SHOOT FOR THE STARS, ARARAGI!
>>3109114
No its just not fully loaded. It happens sometimes
>>3109071
Kakyoin you shitposting asshole
>>3109099
Please, sir;
>>3109033
>>3109071
>>3109099
Looks good, besides the car's picture.
>>3109070
>Not even close. In fact, Negi's been around even longer. Since '03
>>3109126
>I see, alright then
>>3109131
But I'm already in
>>3109117
>>3109099
Ready.
>>3109131
Elly. They are already in. Twice even. Pay attention.
>>3109099
I'm with a centipede? How odd...
>>3109099
Bloodbath!
>>3109144
>>3109150
...She is? I must be blind.
>>3109163
I can't believe I left my coffee flask at home! H-How am I supposed to survive...?
>>3109163
See ya around Red
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey....!
>>3109163
I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED
>>3109163
...Well
>>3109165
Hey Elly, how's your balance?
>>3109165
Perhaps you need some more carrots in your diet.
>>3109163
Guess I'll just have to win
>>3109125
Why do you keep aiming for the impossible?
>>3109163
Hmm, well, I didn't find much... Just a couple bottles of water.
>>3109163
What a start! Although it most likely certainly won't end well for me, this tool might just give me the edge I need. Or, in fact, the point.
Hello comrades!
>>3109192
I'm still considering cutting it off.
>>3109200
I don't know why you'd enter extra times at all.
>>3109163
>>3109202
I don't have much need for anything at all.
>>3109211
fuck off
>>3109125
Can you please get out of me? I'm trying to order a pizza.
>>3109163
Ha! Jasper lost before us!
It is a hollow victory but a victory nonetheless.
>>3109210
Get out.
>>3109210
Cartoons. They remind me of the ones I used to watch with my family. I miss them so much
>>3109210
I was going to kill you, but now I'm in too good of a mood to.
>>3109222
>sprays water
>>3109213
That wasn't my doing.
>>3109210
Too bad there's not a trashcan in sight, I really wanted to send you home
>>3109210
These are very pretty.
>She eats them
>>3109202
Aiming things within reach is boring and has no challenge at all. Only quitters do things like that.
>>3109211
long time no see you
>>3109213
How are the ears treating you then?
>>3109210
Next, in the "not-so-great-in-hindsight" category, I decided it would be a good idea to "blend in" with one of the fighters. Will it spare me a nasty fate? That remains to be seen...
>>3109210
I hast the strangest sensation that I art being watched.
>>3109210
You dyied your hair like me? This is natural color though, I don't know how it keeps changing...
>>3109211
A soviet?
>>3109222
We died at the same time Garnet! Whatever,i'm outta here.
>I'll be back at like 9:30-10.
>Jasper
>>3109219
You agreed to be dissected! I'm not getting out of you until I'm satisfied.
Order than damn pizza like the big girl you are. You don't need me or anyone else to hold your hand through things like this.
>>3108982
>What's your take on this incarnation of Francis?
>>3109258
Oh, you're trying to blend with us? Just be yourself sir! There is no need to make some sort of facade to join us.
>>3109211
Hello, sir.
>>3109241
...This place is strange.
>>3109210
You don't deserve to exist.
>>3109254
Considering they're in my hat, I wouldn't really know.
>>3109268
Stay out of way Brit.
>>3109253
Hello cormade
>>3109291
Wanna find out?
>>3109291
I don't need sleep. Crime never sleeps. The Punisher never sleeps.
>>3109287
Hi comrade
>>3109301
Didn't you bastards collapse for good?
>>3109287
Indeed
>>3109291
>
>>3109213
Oh yeah, I forgot, you don't eat or anything like that...
>>3109244
Is that why you were looking for the stars at the bothom of a pit?
>>3109301
How are things in the front?
>>3109291
>>3109287
Can you hear out of them?
>>3109338
>molests
>>3109273
>She's completely unphased and continues to hold the phone up to your face
>>3109291
Who's Hitler?
>>3109316
"Comrade"?
>>3109324
...My apologies for bothering you like that, Miss Sanae.
>>3109330
Well, a need is separate from a "want"....
>>3109345
Well, they are seemingly fully functional.
>>3109240
*It evaporates as soon as it touches Ruby*
I was wet for all of one second. What was that for?
>>3109271
No, no. I understand how this place works sometimes and I know you died first. But whatever! We will win again next time!
>>3109291
Being in a true life-and-death situation, I'm unable to fall asleep. Perhaps I should have brought a cup of coffee...or ten.
>>3109284
And that might be why I placed it in the "not-so-great-in-hindsight" category.
>>3109350
>franks
DIE PEDOPHILE
>>3109314
It sounds to me crime and the Punisher are one in the same
>>3109359
It's alright, I forgive you, anyone could have made that mistake
>>3109330
You never know where those pesky stars may be hiding, and sometimes our solutions are in places we never deem worthy enough to look.
>>3109291
>>3109314
And as an immortal, I hardly need it mineself.
>>3109334
Eh.
>>3109320
We rose again
>>3109359
Sorry is habit
>tfw your friends don't love you as much as you do
>>3109360
>sprays with fire
wait a minute...
>catches on fire
>>3109364
get off me, you disgusting freak of nature
>>3109364
Zach, I don't fee-...What's that nurse doing?
>>3109359
So you got enhanced hearing as well!
Doing a test if these work...
>>3109354
>after a few minutes of looking at her with blood smeared on his face, he takes the phone and dials Pizza Hut
Quick, tell me what you want before they picks up.
>>3109382
Tell me this wasn't Putin's doing.
>>3109364
And finally, I make my mark! Leaving a message in the language of today's youngsters. Perhaps it'll ward them off, who knows?
>>3109384
that's not true
>kissu
>>3109384
>tfw Trump doesn't love you as much as you love him
>>3109364
You could've just told me to stop!
>>3109375
Not to mention, it would've been purely a benefit on your part....
>>3109395
I suppose so.
>>3109382
Oh. Quite fine, then, sir!
>>3109398
Well. Better re send my work on Tuesday...
>>3109401
No now calm down
>>3109382
your silent doenst respond the cuestion....
>>3109409
That's what you get for being a spic
>>3109412
So how are you?
>>3109412
I wouldn't want an imposter to win with my name
>>3109359
I know, but did you want a bottle of water? What would you do with it? There's no real use to it unless you need a drink, and clearly you don't need one, ever.
>>3109376
Everyone knows where the stars are at, and it's not in a hole in the ground. Unless you're looking for a dead movie star, then that would be the right place to look at.
>>3109426
Are you feeling that lonely?
>>3109364
I see dead people.
>>3109400
Hawaiian.
>>3109384
>Tfw get blocked frequently
Feels bad man. Feels real fucking bad.
>>3109418
Well pardon me for being livid that the damned soviets are back.
>>3109426
You've really done it now Beerus
>>3109426
...Sl-Sleeping in a car is better then nothing.
>>3109400
>Peeks his head around the corner
Get a meatlovers with mushrooms
>>3109385
Oh boy.
*a strong, icy breeze comes from seemingly nowhere*
You are welcome.
>>3109426
Oh, it must be my fantastic young looks. Although May and Hammond might try to shrug it off as something else, I'm quite sure of it.
>>3109426
"Miss".
>>3109412
May I see them please? I'm sorry we tricked you, but they're so darn cute.
>>3109423
The fight against Egyptian God imposters have been going well.
>>3109443
Hello
>>3109441
I only let the ones who wanted to join back into the USSR in so Ukraine and it's West loving friends are not in it. But everyone else is
>>3109467
>>3109426
Was I really your target? Seems like you killed your remover instead, that's good enough right?
>>3109362
Well, even if it didn't went as planed that doesn't mean you should give up. What is your mission here kind sir?
>>3109474
wow a god? well good luck then i am in your team...
Cheering you up i mean
>>3109427
...I've been better.
>>3109428
Wouldn't it be more like you having your consciousness split across multiple places, like those games with multiples of everyone?
>>3109431
But the sensation can be nice sometimes....
>>3109469
No!
>>3109467
...Ow.
>>3109431
We hardly know what's inside this earth we colonies. For Christ sake Araragi, try and have a little faith in your fellow scientist!
>>3109439
>he cringes at the idea of having Hawaiian pizza in his lab
You better be paying for this yo--
Yes, hello? It is I, HOUOUIN KYOUMA! I'm looking to buy a SMALL Hawaiian pizza, with lite sauce and a 2 liter of Dr. Pepper.
Yes, my address. I live in the 7th layer of hell. If it's not here in 30 minutes I'll have you spend the rest of eternity down here with me. Bye.
>>3109467
W-Was this my punishment for sleeping with a child? I swear nothing happened between us!
>>3109467
Although I don't remember picking up a sword, this opportunity had to be taken. Another point for me!
>>3109487
Mission? My mission is to entertain the audience as well as I can! Or so the producers tell me.
>>3109474
...He-Hey, d-do you need something?
>>3109474
Is that supposed to make me feel better? You've basically forced me to stay in the EU until you eventually die again...
>>3109493
I doubt it
>>3109447
Too late, I already got the Hawaiian pizza. I would have gotten shrooms and swine on it if it were for me, but it's not.
>>3109492
I mean ISIS idiot
>>3109493
What happened
>>3109528
Can you not?
>>3109537
oh...ok...
>>3109528
Remember, children, don't do suicide! There are healthier ways to correct your past mistakes.
>>3109493
At least you can't hide your tail..
>>3109528
W-We shouldn't do that...suicide is, um...really bad!
>>3109537
Life. Nothing that can really be circumvented, I think I'll just have to endure.
>>3109532
Just as well that we'll never know, I suppose.
>>3109553
Hmpf, I can stuff it in to my dress.
>>3109529
Nonono. EU can handle itself. I hate them as much as you
>>3109526
Some medical supplies please.
>>3109493
But it's just water... The only nice sentation you could get from it is quenching your thirst, and if you never feel that, then what's the point?
>>3109503
I'm pretty sure the only things inside the eartha re rocks and dead things, definitely no stars, if there was a star inside the earth we would all be dead!
>>3109535
Swine? You mean bacon?
Doesn't meatlovers usually come with bacon?
Or is Mikan going to be on the pizza?
>>3109559
Alright just making sure if you are alright.
>>3109551
So did I miss the dance yet or not.
>>3109559
You're no fun.
>>3109552
Like drinking them away.
>>3109570
what dance?
>>3109503
What's wrong with Hawaiian pizza?
>>3109572
>The thing just lights a cigarette and starts smoking.
>>3109567
A star that loses it's light is of no danger to our race, Araragi-dono. Those are words to live by.
>>3109568
I don't have the time to eat a whole Mikan. Hell, I don't think anyone here has that kind of time.
>>3109562
...Su-Sure, give me a second
>Mikan fumbles around before taking out a first aid kid
>>3109562
How adorable. I suppose since you're somehow back among the living I can pull out "one free empire card" out of nowhere, right?
>>3109360
Whatever you say,Ruby. We still died on the same slide.
>Jasper
>>3109572
Although I'm well past my kiddie days, indulging in a game of tag can be quite fun. That is, if there is no other way of wasting your time.
>>3109584
Now now, let's not start discussing how. We're supposed to be adults on British television.
>quickly takes a drag of a cigarette
>>3109586
Pineapple on pizza is unorthodox, and clashes with how a pizza should taste. Let's also not forget about how ham is disgusting, and anybody who enjoys it should reconsider gaining the morals society already has.
>>3109567
A lot of things aren't necessary, you know. That doesn't mean you shouldn't do that things.
>>3109570
"Things aren't going to be bad forever".
>>3109578
Hmpf.
>>3109524
Entertain the audience? producers...? Wait, are we being filmed right now!? But that can't be! I'm not ready to appear on TV yet! Uhh...
>Looks around
Where are the cameras?
>>3109585
Homecoming I think.
>>3109599
Thanks comrade.
>gives 9000 rubles
>>3109602
No. I don't... I am not Stalinist Russia so now brutal crackdowns.
>>3109528
>>3109622
I cannot explain why I am doing this.
>>3109618
Aww come on, I'm kidding, you're kinda fun, even though you never like my jokes...
>>3109634
i dont get anything
>>3109634
Let me guess. It's all flowers and rainbows in the new USSR.
>>3109595
Couldn't it turn into a black hole? That would be just as bad.
>>3109618
Like what?
>>3109622
"He"?
>>3109615
You're unorthodox.
>>3109622
Please let go of me.
>>3109595
It'd be a group effort.
Like one of those family meals.
>>3109608
I suppose letting the viewer decide what kind of substance they use to get through life is better than us deciding for them.
>>3109647
Hmpf.
>>3109653
Like, say, spicing your food. All someone really needs is stuff that won't make you sick.
>>3109651
No but it is good there. Using Lenin's NEP and is feeding everyone well. Industry is not that strong but will get there later. Feed the workers so they have energy to work.
>>3109648
I can tell but I can forgive that.
>>3109622
After nightfall, I proceed to steal valuable supplies from some woman. Will this help me? Or condemn me to a jolly good time of looking over my shoulder? We will see...
>>3109627
'We'? Last I checked, I'm the presentor here.
>>3109672
Of course, it Ãs a free country.
>>3109605
You are both right. We died at around the same time but she and I will appear higher on the placements.
>>3109674
I haven't even really fought anyone yet...
>>3109674
Another point for team Clarkson. Which consists me, myself and I. Oh, and this bow.
>>3109683
Why'd you two unfuse? That's uncommon for you both.....Is this a new strategy?
>Jasper
>>3109653
It could, but literally anything can do that to you now. It's not uncommon to see this happen.
>>3109663
I'M THE GREAT MAD SCIENTIST, HOUOUIN KYOUMA!
>>3109672
I don't know how well that would go over. I can see people fighting over certain parts of her.
>>3109679
ok this is oficialy the most weird conversation that i ever had
>>3109679
Delightful. Any other 'good' news to grace me with?
>>3109675
Are you going to forgive me or Ms. Patchouli at some point?
>>3109694
You shoved me down a canyon. Does that count?
>>3109721
...Hmpf.
>>3109726
>The thing wakes up from it's nap.
Hell, where did the rest of me go?
>>3109675
I just don't understand why would you want something like that when you don't need it... Maybe I shouldn't worry about it too much.
>>3109697
Anything? Anything can create a black hole out of nothing? How do you know?
>>3109709
Assisting the fight against ISIS. But for bad news I am trying to be nice to your son but is getting worse.
>>3109726
As I spend more time in this dangerous situation, I seek to prove myself. And as some sort of protest to fatigue itself, I decide to ignore it entirely.
>>3109732
That technically wasn't a fight. And also, I apologize for the acts I commit in the arena...
>>3109696
Garnet 'died'. Whenever that happens, we show up. Do not worry, we will fuse back when we participate in another fight. I just wanted to spend some time with her before that.
>>3109739
Do you faze out when I'm talking to you? I'm a mad scientist. I'm supposed to know this shit.
>>3109680
Oh thank god! I wouldn't handle the pressure of being watched by millions in real time national broadcasting!
>>3109740
He's a pompous bastard. I would keep my interaction with him to a minimum.
>>3109697
Are you going to finish the incision?
>>3109732
Would a hug make you feel better?
>>3109757
Alright then. I wonder where Lapiss went...
>Jasper
>>3109756
Like I said then, you could've just told me to stop singing...I didn't even think it'd be that bad.
>>3109739
All a human needs to survive is...potatoes, milk, and water, I believe. You also don't "need" to entertain yourselves, either. Is it "wrong" to make your food taste good and be varied, or to enjoy yourself?
>>3109772
>She immediately brings her scythe to bear
>>3109762
Ha-Have you been experimenting with black holes?! Are you trying to kill us all?!
>>3109766
Atleast Canada is not as arrogant...
>>3109767
I think we're done here. I don't think doing anything like this to you is smart at all.
>he starts stitching you up
>>3109789
HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME, ARARAGI-DONO! I, HOUOUIN KYOUMA, PLAN TO TAKE EVERYONE DOWN WITH ONE SINGLE BLOW!
>>3109787
I guess that's a no... Honestly I don't think it's as bad as you're making it.
>>3109764
Not with that attitude, you wouldn't. Or that haircut, for that matter.
>>3109769
Seeming oblivious to the fact I stole from her, the woman returns, and with a guitar! It proves to be quite the spectacle.
>>3109807
He has his own problems. So do the rest of my children. The world sucks.
>>3109831
Pardon me for having qualms with my body being forcibly mutated!
>>3109836
But then, karma seems to catch up with me! Making the same mistake as the guitar lady did, I foolishly find my supplies skimmed.
>>3109779
Lapis obviously had some other business to attend to. I am surprised to see you care for her this much. I wonder if...
>>3109854
You said it.
>takes a sip from Vodka
>>3109855
It wasn't by force, you heard Ms. Patchouli, it was a side effect.
>>3109891
A side effect I wasn't informed of!
>>3109871
You mentioned other countries openly re-joining you? Seems ludicrous if you ask me.
>>3109674
Uug... My plan should have worked...
>>3109787
But we need enterteinment and a sense of variaty, otherwise some people could go crazy.
>>3109825
Why?! Why not just use it as a threat?! That's what super villains do!
>>3109869
Of course, with my batch of snacks nearly running out, I decide to go on the hunt. Unfortunately, others join me, and I lose the ability to take what I want.
>>3109907
The girl proved quite the trickster. A few moments later, this picture aired on social media.
>>3109867
It's nothing what you think! I just need her here to know if she'll be okay by the time Homecoming turns the corner!
>Jasper
>>3109909
Would you have still had he cast the spell on you if you knew? Besides they'll be gone tomorrow...
