HG Thread
Tank Edition
>>3101082
Best thread.
>>3101025
Mobility is often varied by AC parts; you could have land, sea, and air. Weight is an extreme factor in speed, so you'll have to sacrifice some parts.
Hell let's not forget about the engines, I'm not big of a geek on that stuff. I'd occasionally get advice from my operator, just in case.
I'm the fastest AC you'll ever see.
>>3101044
Well, yeah, but that's what makes the games so exhilarating.
>Spike pauses, looking around at the dead arena.
I don't think her parents had that in mind. Sunset's, that is. It's not something you really think about before you name your child.
>>3101080 (Bigby)
Rika, the one and only tank engineer where I'm from. So far, just three wins, but plenty of improvements every day.
>>3101091
Duh.
Suwako are you still here I have a very important question
>>3101098
Lady Suwako*
FIFY
>>3101100
I-is she still here?
>>3101079 (Sunset)
Nah, let me just...
>>3101094 (Spike)
>Bigby holds the unlit cigarette out at arm's length, turning his face away from it and calling out loudly
Hey Spike, can you light me up?
>>3101094
Think they knew what her hair was gonna look like when she grew up?
>>3101096
Alright. Hey, Rika. Name's Bigby. You a soldier too, tank engineer and all that? I feel like I'm gonna be asking that a lot here.
>>3101082
When do I get my free tank?
>>3101067
Oh, that? No one can technically die here, but I've got an ability that let's--
N-Never mind.
>>3101101
Erica's the only right answer for this.
>>3101127
erica was the one that won
>>3101101
Yo are you niggers playing cah?
>>3101082
Well, of course weight is the main factor, and especially balance! Speed won't do you any good if your mech keeps tipping over.
Oh, I could talk about engines all day if you got me started. In fact, I may not look it but I'm actually a pretty good mechanic! My grandpa taught me everything I know.
>he runs a few steps and jumps into the air, placing the liftboard under his feet. The liftboard starts to lift off the ground, rising to meet the AC
Hey, if you give me a moment, maybe I'll give your "AC" a run for it's money in my Nirvash!
>>3101106
>Spike takes a small breath in and exhales, carefully lighting the end of Bigby's cigarette without scorching too much of it.
There you go.
As for the hair thing, I think every parent believes that their little girl is going to grow up to be beautiful. It's.. Not my place to say any more on that topic, but that's what I'd like to think.
>>3101133
>>3101093
>oops.
>>3101106
Just someone who's sick and tired of magic and divine power. Nothing formal.
>>3101132
Nope, it was from last night
>>3101101
>Could you link it ?
>>3101133
>Nine-Ball's visor emits an illuminating glow, as you approach forward.
I'm ready to meet this Nirvash!
I dreamed a dream the other night
bomp
36
>>3104206
Joris Cullen
>>3104206
Swood Grommet
>>3104206
Zombieman
>>3104206
Monaca
>>3104206
Lord Beerus
>>3104206
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3104206
Sliver Queen
>>3104206
Maria and harusame
>>3104206
Togami Byakuya
Blue Beetle
>>3104206
Blossom
>>3104206
Dark Falz Apprentice
>>3104206
Meme Man
>>3104206
Akiyama Mio
>>3104206
Natsuki Subaru
>>3104206
X7-10
>>3104206
Captain Luna
>>3104206
Excellent Dark Donald
>>3104206
Iida Tenya
>>3104206
Misogi Kumagawa
>>3104206
Eggman-kun
>>3104206
U Strawberry?
>>3104206
Z2-47
>>3104206
Naoe Yamato
Hajime Hinata
>>3104206
Vic Viper
>>3104206
Filia
>>3104206
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>3104206
Tsunashi Takuto
Cute Blond Vamp Protector Yuk
>>3104206
Mange
>>3104206
Frankie
>>3104201
>>3104209
Don't give me that...it wasn't a question, so I assumed...
Nigger
>>3104206
Engie
>>3104206
Oboro
>>3104206
Koyomi Araragi
>>3104296
Fucking faggot.
>>3104206
The White Rose
>>3104206
Haruhara Haruko
>>3104305
>>3104206
Specter
>>3104206
HG Final Boss
>>3104310
Celes x Tam a shit
check it
Literal who > Relevant
>>3104333
>>3104343
Looks good enough to eat.
>>3104343
>>3104290
I want to see how well this fashionable man stays alive
>>3104310
>>3104343
Looks good.
>>3104343
This looks fine. Ready to go.
>>3104348
Face > No face
>>3104343
oh fuck it fit
thanks jabroni
>>3104343
I see no one I want to give my spot to this time so we're fine.
>>3104348
Does that mean you like me, anonymous-kun?
>>3104348
No one in this community is relevant.
>>3104352
Hey you want your own dick to slap you like that anon before?
>>3104348
Lurkfag > Lateral who
>>3104372
I like you too, no face!
>>3104352
not done
>>3104355
done
>>3104343
bloodbath
>excellent dark donald survives
>h-haha...
>>3104355
Giving your spot to this poor late host! I will make sure to leap into the sky and burst into a shower of rose petals should I be unable to take advantage of your generosity until the every end.
>>3104206
B1
>>3104389
Uh....yeah.....I'll totally die for you.
>He has his fingers crossed behind his back
>>3104389
>>3104394
>>3104355
>Splodes
>>3104389
Let's try and get something done this time...
>>3104389
It is destiny that dark excellent donald wins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljJ1IKFHa7U
>>3104397
>>3104389
Why're we doing to to two little girls?
>>3104389
>>3104394
>>3104355
You've gone and done yourself a number by saying you'll try to make it to the end and dying in the beginning.
>>3104389
Monaca can carry all of these as long as she is in her wheelchiar.
Of course without it she couldn't even move.
>>3104394
Don't flatter yourself, stranger. Just wanted to see how well a fashion savvy person such as you performs in the heat of combat. Hell, you might even be on par with my liege lord if you try hard enough.
>>3104397
(Crap, should have looked a little harder)
>>3104389
Something on my face?
>>3104405
Yup, gonna do that in a while
Thanks for the rope, Hitchcock
>>3104408
>>3104399
>slowly and sarcastically
>>3104389
day 1
>>3104425
>claps
>>3104426
>Aimless whistling
>>3104408
Usually I do this cute little dance while dodging the swords and bullets before I get fatally injured and slowly fade as I sing a lament of moans until I fall silent. It seems my fuse had been quite short this round.
But perhaps it would have been different should you have been the one to offer your place in exchange instead... We have yet to prove that!
>>3104425
I surely had done that on purpose... there's not other way...
>>3104426
Seems people knew I was coming. There's no one here.
>>3104426
What a sloppy plan... No wonder it didn't work...
>>3104426
You really want to work together with Monaca? She's fine with that even if you're a demon,
but don't blame Monaca when you realise how talented she is compared to you.
>>3104389
I can't fight I have people I need to keep safe
>>3104426
night 1
>>3104426
I'm not looking to do jail time, kid.
>>3104437
Atleast you saved me money on armor and weapon maintenance, so there's that. Shame about your outfit. Torn and burned to nothingness.
>>3104449
Isn't like just the best?
>>3104436
>>3104398
>>3104255
>Brogue Kicks back into the ocean.
>>3104426
YOU CAN'T REMOVE THE PROTECTION
>>3104449
Go away bean paste sack!
>>3104437
You didn't seem interesting enough to swap out with.
>>3104449
Monaca learned this one from Mister Servant and she can teach it to all of you!
>>3104465
WHY THE HELL WOULD Y-
>>3104449
night 2
>>3104475
Got paid to do it for someone, fella. Nothing personal, just business.
>>3104483
See you all in three hours.
>>3104452
No matter! The Host Club has a wide array of costumes for me to change into, each costume more flowing and silkier than the last! Or are you disappointed that you will not be gazing at my stunning raw figure tonight?
>>3104467
I believe that would be one hundred percent my fault, madame. You seem to be above the average good looks and alluring charm of a host. Maybe you are used to being around beautiful people, you seem to be a place full of them.
>>3104450
I'm old enough... As far as you know.
>>3104449
Strange temporary alliance, but effective!
>>3104483
I can't kill such a cutey just because she asks me too. There would be no cute girls left.
>>3104483
I would leave this area before I wake up in the morning if I were either of you.
>>3104483
Getting beat up by a miserable, little girl in a wheelchair? What will that make you two?
>>3104483
No matter, my exhaust pipes will keep me warm.
>>3104490
Augh....jesus that hurt. Can you at least tell me who hired you?
>>3104499
Meh, you're not bad, stranger. But i've seen better, and touched better. And i get to protect him all day long.
>swoons
>>3104483
day 3
>>3104501
Not old enough to convince a judge I'm not a perverted freak. Go kiss someone your own age.
>>3104499
I'm use to being surrounded by insects and bugs alike. This host isn't even my proper form.
>>3104520
Couldn't even see his face. Said he couldn't do it himself so he sought out the most bad ass wrestler one can find around these parts.
>>3104537
So it was an anon. They seem to be getting violent towards me lately. Well, you've done your job get out of here.
>>3104528
What's with you people and trying to kiss me this game?
>>3104528
Wh-Why? Monaca did nothing wrong! She was just trying to have fun with everyone and this is what happens...
>>3104528
night 3
>>3104528
>>3104529
Suit yourself, imma nap.
>>3104521
Do not fall faint in front of a gentleman in the presence of another. It will make him extremely jealous. "Better" changes like the leaves of a tree during the seasons. Life offers many flavors. Mankind does not survive on quality, but variety, no?
>>3104532
I must say, that THIS host is my one and only proper form! I sounds like you, my dear lady, are able to change your appearance at will? I admire your ability yet your unableness to abandon your pursuit for beauty. Imperfection and vanity are what makes the human soul, your choices in appearance embodies this cosmic miracle!
>>3104547
Who said it was only for one time, fella? Heard you have a bad track record with redheads. Time for ol Sheamus here to settle the score.
>>3104563
I knew I could count on the government to help me out when times get tough.
>>3104568
Sweet dreams, kid.
>>3104563
Blossom this isn't like you, stop trying to go for everyone like this. What's gotten into you?
>>3104563
Can't say I blame him.
>>3104571
No offense, stranger. But you're not as perfect as my prince and liege lord whom i serve. And one day he shall notice my beauty and skills in the finer art of cloth making and make me his bride!
....If ever.
>>3104574
Wait wait wait. Hold on, did fucking Soviet put you up to this?
>>3104563
day 4
What happened with the RPer that entered a HG game?
HE WAS DESTROYED
>>3104563
I just wanted to stay warm... That's all.
>>3104571
No. Not at will, and no longer possible until I get my body back. Once I get it back I'll remember my true purpose as well.
>>3104592
That poor smug? He couldn't afford the prices i charge for even stepping on your toes.
>>3104595
Of all people I had to hunt with these two...
>>3104595
...I feel like...SOMEONE'S TRYING TO BUILD ME SOMETHING?!
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1835.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XbWHK1I.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1835.jpg")
>>3104595
>Violently vomits
>>3104595
night 4
>>3104595
H-hello? I hear you out there, just come out now and I won't punish you.
>>3104609
Who the hell would blame me for what happened to Airi? I need to investigate this more. Can you give me any more info about who hired you? Was it a guy or girl? Tall or short? Human or....something else?
>>3104595
Abominations are only meant to be purged.
>>3104588
Love and faith go hand in hand like your wishes to be hand in hand with your beloved echo true in your heart. Faith is the belief of good things to come, it's the one thing that allows us to be as happy as if we had received what we had been seeking all along. This happiness that you draw from love and faith, let it shine before him! He will certainly wish to find out and be part of it!
>>3104605
I do believe you've drawn the winning ticket of the lottery. If this form was not of your choosing someone is in your favor indeed.
>>3104616
I hate demon powers....so....god damn....much.
>>3104616
>
>>3104624
This form is incomplete. Another of my family tried to eat me.
>>3104614
>kissu
>>3104616
You fought me earliar
![[HorribleSubs] Gangsta - 02 [1080p] 2567.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GQGm6XY.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gangsta - 02 [1080p] 2567.jpg")
>>3104598
>>3104620
Look fella, it was a guy without a face. Even if i wanted to tell you i couldn't. Now are you going to be a good lad and push yourself back in the ocean or do i have to?
>>3104616
Mange never dies!!.. Okay. Maybe I did...
Guess I'll be watching the rest of the game.
>>3104580
>>3104603
What kind of shitposting is this??
>>3104616
>>3104627
>>3104633
Welcome to the world of respawning, friends!
>>3104616
day 6
skipped peace
>>3104624
...Do you always talk this much? You could've just said ''Go for it''
>>3104616
I guess one last cupcake wouldn't hurt...
>>3104640
Why not ask them in their thread?
>>3104616
I cannot believe I am having to bet on a hybrid like eila.
>>3104649
It's easier than it looks to find that thing's back.
>be me
>on train
>need to pee
>find a toilet, notice that my piss and potential shit are instantly going to be dropped on the rails outside
>decide to piss
>pee falls on the tracks
>train derails
>currently waiting for the rescue squad to get me out of the rubble
>>3104637
So you're being paid to push me into the ocean for your entire life? Wow, I didn't expect you to be such a sheep.
>>3104645
I've been respawning for quite a while, I don't need to be welcomed to it.
>>3104676
kill yourself brook
>>3104633
Tried to eat you? Very understandable! Good thing you were able to escape! It would be a shame if you were to become food for some common exotic eater! Luckily, you have found me, someone who appreciates viewing works of art instead of trying to consume them! Or else I would have eaten myself!
>>3104651
Ah... people these days have lost the appreciation for the art of conversation. What better to use one's tongue to lay landscapes on the canvas of speech instead of jotting down dark scribbles on a scrap napkin? All for you, my dear.
>>3104676
>ITT things that never actually fucking happened
>>3104649
night 6
>>3104680
A man has to make a living. Unless you pay my contract off..Does daddy give you enough allowance for that?
>>3104680
Oh yeah, I forgot you people can do that here...
>>3104695
I'm going to eat you up one of these days.
>>3104694
Fuck you
Pic related is me right now
>>3104695
>The dark lord is still alive
FUCKING KILL HIM ALREADY FAGGOTS.
>>3104693
You look like one of the Nohrian princes who'se head i'd love to present to my lord on a silver platter. Maybe i'll do just that.
>>3104695
YOU COULD JUST SENSE THIS FEELING
IN THE AIR
>>3104695
feast
>>3104695
That's it? No fight?
>>3104701
>Photo was from 3 years ago.
You didn't even try.
>>3104705
H-hey, if you buy my head, the rest of my body is free!
>>3104707
>Yellowcard
>again
>>3104713
nepgear pls go
>>3104708
I kind of feel bad for that guy. He had no chance at all.
>>3104698
My dad doesn't care about me nearly that much. It's funny how high and mighty you're acting because you can lift things better than I can. How about I let you push me in one more time and then you can crawl back to whatever hole you live in and pretend that you've done a respectable job today.
>>3104699
H...how long have you been here for?
>>3104720
THE CRASH WAS SO EXTREME IT SENT ME 3 YEARS INTO THE FUCKINF FUTURE
>>3104708
Savages! Savages, the lot of y-
>>3104708
day 8
>>3104721
If my lord would order for you to become a dead man, gladly. But killing you would not look good on my resumé as a royal retainer and all that.
>>3104713
What the actual fuck.
>>3104735
Oh, that sounds terrible. I hate when that happens senpai.
>>3104733
Let's see...About a month now? Maybe a little more. It's hard to remember the exact time and date.
>>3104736
I think you're complimenting us by calling us savages.
>>3104744
I'll settle for anything to drink, really.
>>3104733
You are really the dumbest arse in the world if you think i act like this because i am not a scrawny sack of shit like you are, fella.
Let's hear it, what have you done in your life to make a difference in this world?
WHERE IS NAOKI
>>3104746
You've already killed me with your beauty. Come with me, we have to tell the others what you've done. You must face the consequences...
>>3104744
night 8
>>3104748
>that filename
We're talking about the same people who keep Teen Titans Go! on air despite overwhelming negative feedback
>>3104744
>tfw it's happening but you have finals
>>3104693
Well. Double has tried to eat almost all of us now. We've come to understand it as their purpose.
>>3104768
Actually, you got killed because you are terrible in melee combat. My looks or my fashion sense had little to nothing to do with it.
>>3104769
day 9
>>3104769
Here's your breakfast, blue guy.
>>3104762
You should probably remember that it's kind of hard to die here then.
>>3104764
You've only made comparisons between us based on our appearances so forgive me if I don't think you're too smart. But what have I done? Won a war, stopped a drug cartel, successfully led a small assault force to take down a government super power. But if you're talking about what I've done here? Well, I've led rebels to victory against their government. Helped defeat the ship-girls and I've done horribly romantically. How about you? Suplex someone so hard you won a shiny belt?
>>3104765
>>3104795
Now how do I get down from here?
>>3104805
It's hard to die anywhere thanks to Retu--
A-Ahh, well, you know, magic.
>>3104769
So how about that 3rd win in a row?
>>3104770
The episodes have literally been getting worse and worse. It's painful. I feel so bad for craig.
TTG has been getting better according to some people. I haven't watched it so honestly I just think it's just stockholm syndrome people are getting.
>>3104795
day 10
winner next slide
>>3104795
N-No, of course not...
>>3104787
Who is this "Double" and if you and I were standing next to each other, who would it eat first?
>>3104794
There's always something called a distraction! I'm not a fighter!
...I'm a bleeder...
A bleeder who gushes love from his heart and soul! I can never die!
>>3104808
I love you!
>>3104795
I expected this eila. Oh well.
>>3104794
Did you expect him to be good? Look at him.
>>3104819
It's easy to do when you're good at playing dead.
>>3104805
Pretty much. And i make a metric arseton of money doing do and millions of fans in the United States alone. What about you?
>>3104819
>>3104826
>>3104817
Cartoons are getting worse and worse apparently. And there's not a damn thing we can do to stop it. No chance for new Teen Titans, no chance for good new PPG, no chance for Stop the Galactic Kids Next Door. It's getting really sad
>>3104834
Congrats Natsuki
>>3104834
u did it
>>3104834
VICTORY!
>>3104825
Double happens to be two of my siblings with one common purpose. They'd likely eat me before you.
>>3104814
Hm? There's no need to hide anything here you know. We're in a separate plane and it's not like there will be any repercussions if you tell me your secret to "respawning".
>>3104832
I.....I just told you. God dammit were you even listening?
>>3104834
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>3104842
sheit wrong version
>>3104854
>>3104832
Hmm. Somehow Im still gettimg viewers on my tv channel. One day I could get you a title match against Red monkey if you want.
We're all soldiers now.
>>3104858
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3104847
I can't blame them... they have absolutely high-class taste.
Ahem, this has been a very enjoyable exchange, milady! However, the stars have put on their makeup and are beckoning me to join them in a night dance while I dream.
I'm going sleep is what I'm trying to say~!
Good night!
>>3104852
Do you have millions of fans literalyl wanting to suck your dick if you ask them nicely?
>>3104859
Who is the red monkey? I don't know a monkey that holds atitle. Yeah, Roman Riegns, but he isn't a ginger, fella.
>>3104840
>>3104852
Thank you both so much! I'm glad I didn't disappoint this time around!
>>3104854
Thank you for hosting, Jabroni.
>>3104852
N-No, you don't understand. I start to suffocate if I try telling people about this curse. Let's just leave it at I can respawn, alright?
>>3104835
W-What?
>>3104860
IT'S
>>3104838
Not entirely. New shows seem to do well. Reboots very rarely work, in those cases it didn't work AT ALL. Plus the messages they've tried to display has been nothing short but horrible. If it was it's own show and not using another shows identity maybe it would be alright, but what makes it worse is that it isn't anything that the original was since it says that it is continuing it. At this point, people have actually accepted that the anime wasn't that bad because, well, it can always get worse. Plus the anime it's own thing and wasn't actually continuing the series, so it's somewhat forgivable.
This new show is trying to be canon which is just...
>>3104869
Farewell then.
>>3104890
Whoops. wrong image, but still.
>>3104889
time for Parsee to host a shitty default game?
>>3104858
>>3104834
Hmph.
Well, At least the human can look smart.
>also if the anon who gave me the imgur link is around, thanks
>>3104876
We host a boxing and wrestling tournement for pipo monkeys, Red is currently the reigning champion. If you dont know what they are, in short its what I am.
>>3104896
...Got to consult this with Vince and hope he won't rip me apart, fella.
>>3104843
Oh hey, Tracksuit won? Good job.
>>3104858
Thanks for hosting, you're keeping us all entertained and happy.
>>3104896
Was there any doubt in my intelligence~?
>>3104876
No, but I do well enough for myself. I'm sure you're very happy with where you are though. So why are you accepting random jobs that you don't need to harass teenagers?
>>3104882
Ah fair enough. I'll figure it out without you telling me. Will that keep you from dying?
>>3104882
>>3104858
>*Click!*
It's time, I failed
I like you guys, so don't come to my room tomorrow
