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>>3098237
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3098229
You should grow a moustache and wear a top hat and monacle.
That'll make you classy, not cute.
>>3098237
AHHH! AHHHH! AHHHHHH! NOT THE BEARS!
>>3098240
Night to you sir.
>>3098240
>Uses Devil Flash
>Sneaks in your room before you notice
Good night~!
>>3098154
... Not a bad idea. In theory it is probably the plan with the highest chance of success.
But I think there's another way to enhance those chances as well. If you'll allow me to, I know a spell that can increase your reflexes. That should allow you to dodge better.
So shall I, Elly?
>>3098198
I can't say she has mentioned you...
... Marisa? You're friends with the thief?
She's a mischeavious thief, same as always! Honestly, she'll never change....
>>3098214
Wait a minute, you figured out the spellcard attack? Even how to invoke it?
>>3098225
I've seen my share of hardships, and read about them.
I do not need to be worried over.
>she leads you close to it, where on the other side you see a huge manor. A pair of hands reach from the other side.
Koakuma, take these into my library for later, will you?
>>3098243
Says who?
>>3098240
See ya Literal fag. Don't wanna see ya anymore.
>>3098237
Oh look. Snow sprites killing job. and 100.000 gold for each. Now that is a lot. We could do this one!
>>3098256
[licks face]
>>3098164
Playing? I would call it leading. I'm leading these creatures to a bright future!
>>3098172
S-sleep around? Oh, now you're starting to sound like Raven.
Well I'll have you know that I've been trying to..change that.
>>3098186
Ah, nothing you need to worry about, just me rambling as always. Though it is quite strange, as if we've met once before.
>>3098199
Ahh, where is your dorm again? You'll have to forgive me my direction skills aren't what they used to be.
>>3098214
Well, bluntly put, a masochist
REAL
SPOOP
HOURS
>>3098199
It's the privilege that comes with being your elder. Now do as I say or else I break out the belt, gramps.
>>3098208
But you can do both while topless!
Sometimes I post questions, and then answer them myself.
Good luck on the new job Rika
>>3098277
THAT IS LEWD, FORBIDDEN
>>3098283
Where did Nico's face go? This is seriously creeping her out!
>>3098255
>
>>3098294
Do something!
>>3098272
Says me! If you wanna make your point, do it in a way that doesn't make my head hurt!
>>3098283
Nice, I'm begging you, please tell me how much you guys make.
>>3098258
That would make me look rediculous
>>3098276
Well I guess someone had to,
>>3098173
Thanks for patching me up there Nurse
>>3098298
LET IT GO NITO.
JOIN US
>>3098121
I can dance better than you, it's kind of what I'm made for.
>>3098125 (Rika)
>Tosses it to her.
I told you, I don't drink the stuff, it messes with my insides.
>>3098138 (Naoto)
You should do it too, you don't want to be shown up by an idiot like me.
>>3098140 (Guy who killed me)
I'd kill you Ringabel.... If I didn't like you so dam much.
>>3098154 (Elly)
Aww Elly, that's very nice of you to say, but I'm happy with who and what I am.
>>3098159
Hehe, you just answered my question...
>>3098172 (Ms. Patchouli)
>Visually excited, can't sit still.
....!
>>3098214 (Ross)
I-I didn't need to be charged really, but hey thanks? I'm not saying you're evil though I'm joking about that, but you're so powerful it's scary.
>2016
>not being noticed by mud-senpai
tsk tsk, hg, you disappoint me.
>>3098279
You going to remember this next time?
>>3098294
>>3098305
>Does something
>>3098172 (Patchouli)
>>3098272
>is visibly a bit shocked at the accuracy
W-Well I don't know about the magic thing... Where I'm from, there is energy called chakra that we use... maybe that's it?
>>3098199 (Naoe)
W-Well, this place is an arena... you aren't mean normally are you?
>>3098223 (Elly-kun)
Oh, yes... sorry... I guess I don't really know what else to talk about... is there anything you would like to ask me?
>>3098229 (Mr. Specter)
>>3098311
... you don't need to thank me for just being nice... are you ok?
>>3098308
No! Nope! Never! Not in a trillion years will Nico tell you that! If you knew how awesome and rich she was, you wouldn't be her friend!
FEAST!
>>3098321
Start community drama again and get demodded won't you?
>>3098237
Hell, man, get something in your stomach!
>>3098272
A human, with a hate of most every youkai, magic-user, and holy person. And I wouldn't call her mischevious, just power-hungry, like our boss.
>She grins
We were comrades, back in the day, actually. She was Lady Mima's right hand and protege. Though, when I first met her she was in this awkward...phase.
>She briefly pokes her head in to the tank and comes back out with a photo of the redheaded PC98-era Marisa
>>3098294
I've managed tougher.
>>3098317
>She flinches as she catches it
Keep careful with that...!
>>3098317
Okay there might be someone...
>>3098328
Ex-Excuse me miss...? Pardon me, would you direct the fastest route possible to Fuji?
I'm in a rush. Thank you.
>>3098311
I think you'd be full of class!
>>3098327
Good fruitcake!
This pleases Eruna!
>>3098341
>Forgot image
>>3098336
>>3098356
As if such a foolish comment would make me notice yo-
Curses! I have been fooled!
I will forgive you if you get naked immediately!
>>3098305
Not again!
>>3098324
Remember what?
>>3098334
Okay then, give me 100,000 yen.
>>3098341
You'd touch my balls? That's gross, and I'm pretty sure you'd go to jail.
>>3098341
>
>>3098356
>Pops bubblegum
Yea and I'm right here, fellow eyepatch gal.
>>3098328
How did you...do that thing?
>>3098317
I just don't see much of a difference between you and a "normal" person.
>>3098272
I thought as such, too...I think I might be able to evade that one spell of hers, I've seen it used enough....
>She blinks
Really, miss? I...if you'd be so kind, please!
Slowly but surely
>>3098345
I-I'm sorry, but I'm kind of bad with directions... U-Uhm... my best guess would be
>points randomly
T-That way?
>>3098311
They say everything is impossible until one man does it, and today, I am that man.
>>3098317
Oh, you know you can't stay mad at me.
>>3098346
>pleases Eruna
>>3098366
Riri-chan!
>>3098272
Of course. What do you expect. Another fun one that I use was.. the fire one. Agni Radiance I think?
>>3098276
Actually I am the other way around. I am the Sadist. I like seeing people in pain.
>>3098294
I am going to beat kurumi into submission if that is what you're asking.
>>3098317
Of course. And besides, me dismantling you was a joke that started between me and subaru.
>>3098335
Feast is a dangerous thing.
>>3098328
>he tenses up again
Nice is a rare quality here. Yes Im fine!!
>>3098346
Well, thank you.
>>3098356
>distorted pic
>1080*1080
>>3098378
Damn, that was a direct hit...! He's tough.
>>3098381
Don't say it like taht
>>3098394
So do it!
>>3098364
>raspberries
>pffftbt
>>3098375
Appreciate your good fortune.
>>3098279
...I'll do the sign spinning with a Bikini, will that be good?
>>3098388
What is it, Eruna? I'm keeping my eye on you.
Skipped a peace, down to 4 now
>>3098367
No! That would be like buying your friendship! Don't make Nico look miserable! She just wants to seem like a weirdo!
>>3098367
This is definitely going to be a fun night
>Swings bat around
>>3098315
F O R B I D D E N
>>3098340
Oh hush, we're like five feet away from each other.
>>3098344
Honestly, you don't have to tell my anymore then that if you don't want to.
>>3098376
That's because that's what I'm supposed to be like.
>>3098381
I can't stay mad at anyone! You know that...
>>3098389
W-what? A-awww... That's a little mean..
>>3098403
Actually I quoted you by accident.
I'll forgive me when i hang myself.
I'll stream it for your viewing pleasure.
>>3098379
Hmm...?
>Looks towards the direction, you were aiming.
Close enough, thank you.
>>3098276
I hope for both of your sakes that is true.
>>3098308
Okay, I will make this simple.
Greet me the way you would anyone else, and I won't respond by smacking you, or worse, incinerating you with magic.
Is that easy enough?
>>3098317
...
>she sighs and pats you on the head quickly before turning
>>3098328
Chakra, magic, yes.
Whatever it is you have a good amount of it around you.
I can also tell that whatever group you belong to, they emphasize agility over defense given your lack of armor. They also don't require uniform other than the headbands.
Care to tell me what your profession is?
>>3098340
Tch...! She is so mischievous!
Stealing my books and snacks when I am trying to read, breaking shelves and chairs...
Ugh.
>she stares at the photograph
....That's Marisa when she was younger? What in the world...
>>3098376
>>3098317
>she nods and grins
Very well....
>she chants a short spell, and a magic circle appears. After a flash of light, your body does indeed feel a little more agile, but... you feel something else on your head
Perfect. That should do it.
>>3098317
Really? But we already finished that... would pretty useless to do the same thing.
Besides, you could figure it out on a different way.
>>3098402
Not yet, maybe one day
>>3098367
I'll crush 'em with ne kick if you don't make your work properly. And I'll escape again.
>>3098403
Coming out alive from war made me pray to god every night before sleeping. I'm already appreciating my fortune.
>>3098413
>slowly and menacingly reaches hand toward your head
>>3098455
I believe!
>>3098411
That's what I'm talkin' about! I can't wait to see how many people'll show up to the garage now!
>>3098424
Why can't you at least make yourself useful if you're gonna be weird!?
>>3098426
>takes out his phone
>dials 911
Yeah, operator? There's this dude threatening to beat me up for now reason.
>>3098416
I'll get you next time. I hope you will die a painful death A W A Y.
>>3098434
Yep it's a joke between us. And the idea starts from him.
>>3098376
that thing? ... oh, do you mean the byakugan?
That's an ability I inherited from my family... that's why my eyes look like this... I use my chakra to trigger it... it's kind of hard to explain, it's like explaining how you move your arm... I can just kind of do it once I got used to it...
>>3098394
I-It doesn't seem so rare to me... no one really seems to be mean to me...
>>3098450
D-Do you really know all of this just by looking at me? I'm a chunin from the hidden leaf villiage where I come from... that's what the symbol on my headband represents...
>>3098473
...I better be paid extra for this.
>>3098473
Why can't you just accept Nico's friendship? Being friends isn't useful for you?
Do we have any doctors or nurses here?
>>3098428
DO IIIIIIIT
>>3098471
Back off! You know the rules, no touching.
>>3098450
It is!
>he hugs the purple woman and gives her a kiss on the cheek
>>3098462
O-Oh, Ten-chan, you're so naughty!
>Anyway, I am feeling out of the blue and out of the cycle right now. So you guys can be free a bit. I'll be back in a few hours or later... Tata.
>League/Dota will fix this mood.
>>3098473
>Swings the bat and breaks the phone before the line even clicks through
No you don't..
>>3098434
Then that's all you need to know.
>>3098389
Oh dear, that's quite the preference you've got.
>>3098402
Don't say it like what?
>>3098434
I know you can't, you're too modest for your own good.
>>3098450
Both of our sake? And here I was thinking you wanted me nothing short of dead.
>mfw midnight and didn't even notice
Thanks for hosting and all that, goodnight you folks!
>>3098518
Yeah. It is in my nature. Anyways catch ya later.
>>3098494
So you want two dollars every other month? Deal!
>>3098500
Because Nico's weird, and I don't wanna be around weirdos.
>>3098416
There. Finally. Hmpf.
>>3098434
It's still not good to throw them...
>She ever so slowly cracks the can open, to the point where it's still not visibly open, and then takes a sip
>>3098450
>She laughs
Sounds just like her. And yeah, like I said, she was in a phase. Called herself a witch, I think, dyed her hair, used magic to change her eye color, just to make herself more "unnatural".
>>3098525
Seeya.
>>3098502
I'm a doctor.
>>3098455
A TALKING MONKEY!? ALBINO? What are the odds of that? Man this day keeps getting better and better.
>>3098341
Thank you. You've been quite useful.
That is the Scarlet Devil Manor, the place where I've lived for most of my life.
>>3098389
I expected much less. Well, you are one I will have to remember as well.
>>3098489
It's pretty easy to read people when you study how to long enough.
I'll admit... I don't know what this Hidden Leaf Village is, but then that's probably the point, now isn't it?
>>3098512
Guh..!? That's not what you're supposed to do either!
>she pinches your cheek hard
>>3098511
>
>>3098518
You know what I'm talking about!
>>3098532
Nico just wanted to be friends...
>>3098450
>smiles at the contact and watches on excited.
>>3098453
You mean like melting a part of the spoon so it bends? Or like.... you could shoot it! And this isn't pointless, it's problem solving!
>>3098477
I'm kinda sad now... But not that sad.
>>3098517
Alright man, but how was the pizza?
>>3098518
Don't compliment me too much, I don't want a big head.
>>3098533
So how is it? It's one of the cream sodas I got.
>>3098517
>takes out another phone
>dials 9-11
Thank god Gaen through all these phones at me prior to this.
>>3098525
Goodnight Ten-chan!
>>3098489
I suppose I know a somewhat similar sensation...it's just natural to you, then?
>>3098450
I, this is a strange...wait a minute....
>She pulls her hat of swiftly
You didn't...!
>>3098434
Well, it works.
It's over!!
CONGRATS TO RIKA!!!
>>3098549
Don't look at me like that, you know how you should behave!
>>3098525
Night to you mistress.
Placements. Thanks for playing!
>>3098582
>pets
>>3098513
Mobas will only anger you more.
>>3098534
A mad one, i meant a medical doctor. The normal kind?
>>3098538
Why are you wearing a bread mask?
>>3098489
That is because you are human. That and the men here think you're cute. They see me as nothing but a freak to point and laugh at.
>>3098541
>
Hey, hey, you told me to do this! Stop treating me like I'm your personal punching bag!
>>3098551
Fine, I'll be your friend, but I'm not gonna like it. I'm gonna be grumpy and mad all the time.
>Sorry about that, I'm going to sleep.
>Good night.
>>3098554
>She shrugs
What can I say, it's nice.
>>3098576
Screw this, I'm just sleeping in the tank.
...Where'd everyone go?
>>3098580
Oh. HAHAHAHAHA! FLAWLESS!
Thanks a million, lady!
>>3098564
>Goes to punch you in the gut
Stop calling for help stupid.
>>3098554
Pretty good.
>>3098532
TW-TWO DOLLARS, THAT'S IT?!
That's way below minimum wage, that's against the law, Souda!
>>3098580
And nicely done to... wait a minute... this girl won!?
>>3098580
Congratulations, Rika
>>3098590
Thanks for hosting
>>3098576
Congrats, I wish to join you in combat soon...
>>3098580
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>3098518
I don't care about you yourself. Not the same thing as wanting you dead.
>>3098525
>Goodnight!
>>3098533
What a...strange phase of hers.
>she takes the photograph. She laughs a little
She looks so ridiculous...!
>>3098580
Not bad, Rika.
>>3098568
>>3098554
I didn't lie, now did I? You'll notice you are much lighter on your feet, therefore faster.
This is exactly what I had planned for.
>>3098599
I have a cure for all you're ills, my friend!
AY YO WHAT UP BITCHES, I'LL BE TAKING YO WAIFU'S THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
>>3098580
Congrats, lesser mechanic.
>>3098590
I would've won if I was in this, Miku Miku.
>>3098449
Your welcome...
>>3098541
All the villages where I'm from have the word hidden in them... though we move back and forth between them all the time, so I wouldn't say that they are a secret...
>>3098568
Yes... Although if I overuse it, and I start running out of chakra, I can fall ill, or even die...
>>3098599
W-Well, there are lots of non-humans here... and a lot more prettier girls... I also don't really think you're a freak... maybe I just haven't met these mean people yet...
>tfw balls scent
>>3098594
You're not allowed to do that, we've been through this many times!
>>3098590
Thanks for hosting, and congrats
>>3098599
I have a loaf of bread for a head, boots.
>>3098611
>>3098615
>>3098640
Yer welcome, I'm off to bed so goodnight!
>>3098622
Oh Souda...
>>3098590
Congratulations, girl. Thank you for hosting, blue hair.
>>3098636
I can't help myself!
>>3098590
Congrats miss,
thanks for the host
>>3098580
>>3098590
Gongratulations to the winner and I think this is the time Nico has to thank you, so thank you for the game!
>>3098601
No problem! Nico likes every kind of friend equally! It doesn't matter if you are a grumpy or happy friend!
>>3098604
>is punched
>the force of the punch makes Souda throw up
GYAH!
>>3098607
So what? What're gonna do, report me for giving you free money?
>>3098568
So Elly how are you feeling?
>>3098603
See, you won a game after all, congratulations!
>>3098590
Thanks for hosting Miku! At least I'm happy with someone who one.
>>3098604
Hey... Make me one?
>>3098617
>Can't hold back my smile.
Oh my...
>>3098650
Thanks again, and goodbye.
>>3098610
>>3098674
Did you expect anything less!?
>>3098611
>>3098613
>>3098615
>>3098640
>>3098665
>>3098666
>>3098656
Thank you all for bearing witness!
>>3098622
I'm an engineer, not a mechanic.
>>3098617
Oh, it gets better, I'd bet. How would you summarize her personality, huh?
>>3098661
You need to stop being a little kid and learn to behave like an adult.
>>3098590
Thank you.
>>3098674
>Who won.
Christ I'm going crazy..
>>3098667
>off to the side
>perfectly fine
You need to get a tougher stomach man.
>Takes the phone and throws it into the vomit.
>>3098674
M'naaaaah.
>>3098633
That sounds...ABSURDLY dangerous!
>>3098617
>>3098674
I...I...I....
>>3098667
Souda, I thought I was working for you...why are you so inconstant?!
>>3098682
Bark! Bark!
>rolls
>>3098590
I may have lost, jack but I killed kurumi, to me thats worth at least ten wins.
>>3098618
No death is not a cure.
>>3098619
I have no waifu
>>3098633
>still keeps his back to you
Quit being so modest! You look nice.
>>3098642
Thats...bizarre
>>3098681
Well... you're not very strong, nor you can't understand the concept of "Sparking" So, I did expect less.
>>3098619
You're not takin' Miss. Sonia anywhere, fucker.
>>3098650
I would've gotten 36 kills too.
>>3098666
If you wanted to treat me like everyone else you'd give me a few yen.
>>3098681
Psh, that's just a glorified mechanic. We're basically the same, except I'm better.
>>3098530
Ah, I'll see you around! I think it would be my time to leave, too.
>>3098549
I can't say I do. Like this?
>Says it like that
>>3098554
Come now, you can't take a compliment from a friend? I'll be sure to drown you in them when I return.
>>3098617
Oh dear, I hate to cut this conversation short with such a caring person, but I must take my leave.
Let's hope I don't die in my sleep, yes?
>>3098697
Would you like some bread?
>>3098691
Well, it takes a while to get that far, and chakra is created by our bodies naturally... I think you might actually use the same kind of energy as well, judging by the amount of it you have...
>>3098694
Cut- Hmph. That's not what adults would do in a situation like this.
>>3098692
>2016
>not knowing who top nigger Mud is
kys
>>3098697
That's not my cure!
Well, for most things.
It is the only cure for Judaism.
>>3098690
>he's still throwing up
Th-that hurt, you bastard! What kinda human does this to another!?
>>3098693
Because I'm low on money. People aren't getting their cars worked on like they used to, and I'm suffering from it.
>>3098601
>sigh
Do you not understand there's such a thing as moderation?
>>3098633
Really now? Hm...
>she continues writing, occasionally glancing up at you
Kind of pointless then.
>>3098681
Straightfoward, informal, brash, reckless...
>>3098706
Goodnight.
>>3098691
...Mm?
Elly...?
>>3098706
I'll fight you.
>>3098724
bark!
>runs circles around her
>>3098732
...Goddang it, now you're making me feel bad...Fine, Two dollars a month...but those better be some really crisp bills.
>>3098703
I fix, innovate, AND invent.
>>3098699
My tank more than makes up for any physical shortcomings!
>>3098734
Cocky too, huh? Maybe even arrogant?
>>3098697
To you that's ten wins. To me, that's just another kill in the arena. Around here, personal victories mean nada
>>3098734
I don't see what I've done wrong here. I greeted you how I'd normally greet people. The French do it all the time.
>>3098691
Elly... Are you alright?
>>3098681
.... Don't be cocky like that.
>>3098690
Awww, well alright... I bet you make bad pizzas anyway.
>>3098706
Please don't... But goodnight Ringabel.
>>3098734
Ms. Patchouli is this actually happening? Is this a dream?
>>3098744
Cut it out, behave properly like human being! Uh- sit!
>>3098732
Literally just about any human. Sheesh its like you've never been a little kid either.
>>3098758
I buy them and heat them up usually...
>>3098734
>>3098758
>Still repeating herself, she reaches up and touches the top of her head
>>3098753
But can this "Tank" survive a brutal cut from this sword?
>pulls out the Sunlight Blade
I think I may be able to do it.
>>3098766
>Sits
>wags imaginary tale
>>3098716
No, thanks.
>>3098727
I apprciate your help but no.
>>3098719
Wait so you sense energy?
>>3098755
To me a personal victory is worth a dozen smaller ones.
>>3098744
>fights you
>in bed
>is already sleeping
ZzzzZZzz
>>3098753
Lemme give you a hint about talking to the troll doll. He's delusional about the importance of mechanics
>>3098789
Whatever floats your boat
>>3098753
Yes, exactly!
That's exactly how I would describe her.
>>3098758
>pinches your cheek
The answer is yes.
>>3098756
I know what they do in France....
You know what? Forget it.
Do what you want and I'll respond in kind.
>>3098774
...They're cat ears, yes. And the tail.
>>3098666
I love you Nico.
>>3098788
Good uhh- Eruna. Now stay while I look for your owner. Who is your owner anyway?
>>3098734
Do you think you can tell me a little about yourself? ... you know, since I've told you about myself...
>>3098697
>>3098789
>blushes
I-I wasn't trying to be... but thank you...
O-Oh, and yes... I sense an energy I call chakra...
>>3098758
More like "incredulous about doubts".
>>3098782
It's just a sword.
>>3098810
I had a feeling.
>>3098813
Well, here's a new one for you. "Undyingly loyal and subservient".
>>3098789
No, seriously. I can help? What'da got? Broken leg? Autism? Legal trouble?
>>3098748
I'll slide you some dog food for Samson as well. I take care of both my sweethearts.
>>3098753
I do all of that PLUS survive in a post-apocalyptic world!
>>3098773
I was, but I wasn't this much of a prick to other people!
>>3098813
>kisses the other cheek
>>3098805
>spills maple syrup on you
>tucks you in
>>3098825
Bark bark!
>pants
>>3098833
...Make sure its low fat dog food...He's on a diet.
>>3098826
>kissu
>>3098719
I...wouldn't know. I just...I just do it, I suppose. I never thought about it.
>>3098813
You...you could've TOLD ME YOU'D DO THIS!
>Her tone abruptly turns distraught, somewhere between panic and outrage
Anyone planning on hosting or nah?
>>3098773
Goddammit you saw through me... You're good Mr. Act.
>>3098774
>Smiling like crazy letting out little squeaks.
Cute..
>>3098813
Y-you gave her a tail too? Oh my gosh, this is perfect, thank you so much...
>>3098828
I was having fun before you won....
>>3098828
It is just a sword, but it's what I will do with this sword is what's important. Believe me, you'll find it quite shocking.
>>3098844
I remember you barking at Kyoko. Is she your owner? Maybe I should take you to her.
>>3098833
Never rough housed with other kids.
>>3098856
Of course, I told you I'm not going to make you a pizza.
>>3098833
Try being one of the only two scientists in the entire world where you're from.
>>3098856
And I'm having fun, now.
>>3098857
>Her voice is smug
Knock yourself out.
>>3098853
Oh Chen, here you are! I was afraid some humans would hurt you again. Wait a minute, you seem different. What happened to you?
卐
>>3098846
I can't do that. He deserves the best of the best.
>>3098866
Nope, but I did get the shit kicked outta me from my dad.
>>3098871
As it is now I am, so ha!
>>3098826
You dont need to try, and thats why its cute. But i'l stop teasing you before you go red.
What is mine like?
>you notice its horribly distorted where his helmet is. Like a generator of hatred.
>>3098830
High blood pressure and stress.
>>3098863
>curls up next to
>>3098828
>she laughs quietly, though unstifled now
Really now? I could never imagine...
Haha~
To this "Mima" person? Oh, too curious, Marisa...
>>3098826
I'm Patchouli Knowledge. I'm a Magician who specializes in Western magic, and who lives in a library inside of a large manor.
>>3098856
I admit, it is... a little enjoyable to do this at times. I am allowed to enjoy myself every once in a while after all.
>she grins slightly
>>3098853
Oh, relax, Elly. The ears and tail are temporary of course... it's just a side effect of the spell I cast on you.
>>3098887
Same difference.
>>3098887
Then have it be high class Low Fat dog food...his weight is my weight, y'know.
>>3098891
...Or you can stay here too. It's not like I have anything to do at this time of day.
>>3098889
Hitting on humans, I see?
>>3098889
The cure for stress is getting a puppy.
The cure for high blood pressure is leaches.
>>3098903
Except he's a grown man, and I was still a kid.
>>3098907
He doesn't even have a body, he's just a head and weird tentacles.
>>3098866
Oh are you going to make me something else then?
>>3098871
>Hugs.
What about now?
>>3098896
>Hugs her.
I am beyond happy, I don't think there is a name for this feeling...
>>3098887
Try being a heretic, too.
>>3098896
Oooh, yeah. "Lady Mima, Lady Mima!" She was her teacher and practically a mother figure to her....
>She grins to herself
...Good times.
>>3098930
NO!
>>3098871
>spins the sunlight sword on to her shoulder.
(Hmmm... what Waza, should I use on this "Tank?" Aha!)
>takes it off her shoulder, and disappears from sight.
>>3098925
When he eats, it goes straight to me...his throat goes straight to mine...actually on second thought, don't feed him dog food.
>>3098916
>pets
This is quite strange, to see a grown woman acting like a non-sapient beast, a cultist dressed in purple, and another woman using her hair to fight.
>>3098925
If you make distinctions like that then nothings changed.
>>3098930
No.
>>3098853
>shrugs
I guess I would not know either... unless I saw you use it with my byakugan...
>>3098850
A-Anon-kun, I already told you there are prettier girls to do that too...
>>3098889
T-Thank you...
I'll go ahead and look...
>activates byakugan
O-Oh... Your chakra... it seems malicious... and there's a lot pooled by your head...
>>3098896
You live in a library?
>>3098917
S-shut up. Im just giving her compliments baka!!
>>3098855
It doesn't seem so.
>>3098883
Don't you mock me!
>>3098896
>>3098856
>She furiously jams her hat back on
HOW TEMPORARY!?
>>3098956
I...don't really like showing all that off, admittedly.
>>3098950
I thought you were the dog, not me. Dogs don't pet their masters.
>>3098951
You're barely scratching the surface of weird around here
>>3098956
Oh sorry my bad, girl.
>>3098956
I'm so telling dad that you're kissing strangers.
>>3098936
Oh hey that reminds me, what's the name of your old boss?
>>3098952
That's alright, I'm not hungry anyway, but how about later?
>>3098962
P-probably a couple of days. But hey, you look really cute now!
>>3098971
Well, at least we can have an intellectual chat about mechanic here...
>>3098951
Cultist in purple? You mean the magician? Nah, that's not "holy" magic.
>>3098982
Mima. Just Mima.
>>3098970
>Sits in front of
>tilts head
>>3098993
>splashes tabasco on the eye
>>3098839
>pinches your other cheek
>>3098930
>she takes a step back, slowly wiggling out of the hug
R-right, well... I'm glad you're enjoying it as much as I am.
>>3098936
>her laughter carries on a little longer imagining it all
Lady Mima... Ahaha, I wish I could have seen that!
This must have been before I moved to Gensokyo...
What a shame.
>>3098956
Yes, a very very big one. Hundreds upon hundreds of shelves.
I have my own room of course. But that's also in the library.
>>3098962
Oh, around a day or two at most. The actual effects will stay longer than that.
>>3098989
So, you're a humanoid robot, right? Who or what built you?
>>3099000
Just sit and be a good girl, petting does not need to be involved.
>>3098969
No worries... I wasn't going to ask you to go through all the trouble
>>3098976
... I would like it if you just... kept a bit of distance...
>>3099007
A library seems like an odd place to have a room in... I guess magicians need to read a lot?
>>3099023
>whines
>exposes top of head
>>3099003
>It's a fucking tank
>>3099007
Oh, yeah, our plot to murder Reimu and steal her power-really, I just wanted the former, the rest of them wanted the latter-, the odd argument and such...it was all fun, in hindsight, even with the humiliation of defeat.... Shame none of it ever happened anymore.
>>3098956
A sad side effect of my helmet then. I really need to work on mitigating stress. It fills me with the darkest of thoughts at times.
And you're welcome, let me know if you want me to call you that again.
>>3098993
Ah never mind then, I thought I saw her but I guess not.
>>3099007
>Releases her.
Ah, sorry about that, I'd hug Elly, but she's a little too mad right now I think...
>>3099009
The genosians, insectoids basically, I was built to fight a corrupt intergalactic council.
>>3098982
Nah...
>>3099041
Hmph. A no is a no. I'm not going to do what you want me to.
>>3099024
All these worlds are all so...interesting, with how it all works.
>>3099007
>>3098982
...Okay. Good. I might have done something...rash, if it were to last any longer. I'm of half a mind to do it anyways....
>>3099049
the separatists were right but played like damn fiddles, and bad writing and directing.
>>3099024
>pets and jumps back.
Sure thing.
>>3099049
That sounds pretty noble. Like, the exact opposite of why I built my army of Jack Bots
>>3099057
>makes an "I'll lick you" face
>>3099053
>>3098982
I'm actually crashing already so I think I'm going to have to let you go for now and grab some shut eye again... for the fifth time today.
Night man sorry for not being more interesting the last few times around.
>>3099053
Are you going to make me anything ever?
>>3099060
H-hey at least you're faster now right?
>>3099078
Ah it's alright, rest well man.
>>3099048
Who'd you think it was?
>>3099076
Don't even think about it.
>slowly backs away
>>3099064
(yeah, the only things I really liked from the prequels were the droids, General Grievous, and the fact that it caused the saga begins and the clone wars.)
>>3099048
Can you hug me
>>3099099
>follows
>Makes a "Pet me or else" face
>>3099046
You're helmet? What does it do?
>>3099060
I always thought the same thing... it's weird... everyone comes from completely different worlds, with their own rules... it's kind of humbling...
>>3099065
>jumps back from pet
S-Stop that please...
>>3099024
Of course we do. Studying magic is a very important part of learning it, and being close to your source of learning is equally as important.
You sound surprised. Is it really that odd?
>>3099048
Yes, make sure you give her a little distance.
It'll last for a day or two, after which she'll keep the agility benefits for a few days more.
>>3099043
Interesting.... Yes, all of this "old" history is starting to intrigue me a lot.
>sigh
How troublesome that the only way to recover it is from the few people that have re-emerged.
Oh well.
Regardless, I suspect you want to get back into Gensokyo as well?
>>3099060
Me? You're focusing on the wrong person, Elly.
Don't you think you could be putting those feelings to better use? For now, you should focus on how you will win the duel.
>she smiles
And with your newfound ability I think you'll do fine.
>...snrk
>>3099093
You talked about someone with purple eyes and hair right? I thought it was her.
>>3099109
Of course.
>Gives him a big warm hug.
>>3099111
Bad Eruna, stay!
>backs away more
>>3099136
>follows more
>give a "Last chance!" face
>I wish I had more than two of these
>>3099114
Or intimidating, at times.
>>3099088
>>3099130
This isn't funny at all...!
>>3099108
the clones themselves weren't bad either
they did action well, everything else suffered and they stopped everything way to often
Also the cucked grievous from the based cartoon (not as bad as what clone wars did to him)
>>3099144
>I wish I had more than two of these
k
>>3099130
Do you think I'll get a chance to touch them? They look soft, like yours were.
>>3099144
You're right... It's not funny....
It's adorable!
>>3099131
Mmm... A tad bit smelly...
>>3099114
Fine, I'll stop. Only cause you said so.
>>3099143
I said stay! Don't follow me, or I'll tell whoever your owner is that you've been misbehaving!
>>3099108
>The podracer games tended to be pretty good, especially the arcade version with the actual podracing controls. Plus Lego Star Wars made it possible to kill Jar Jar to your heart's content, so that's a plus
>>3099130
I-I guess we just learn in different ways is all... we usually have teachers, and practice the jutsus to do them... I mean, I guess some jutsus are written out on scrolls...
>>3099144
I guess so... there are a lot of scary people from scary place...
>>3099166
Thank you, sir...
>>3099131
No, that was my sister. She never got associated with us like that.
>>3099130
I kept logs of every incident that happened. Recordings of the fights she was in, starting with my own involvement, accounts from the few survivors of her first incident I could locate....And I've already managed that. After all, I was the one who blew up Reimu's shrine, that got pinned on Elly.
>>3099172
>"no more chances face"
[licks face]
>>3099154
>I know..... He as this menacing cyborg that killed like 4 Jedi in his first appearance, then the Clone Wars shows up and he gets defeated by everyone's favorite comedic relief, the gungans.
>>3099189
No, that's disgusting, I'm going to tell Kyoko!
>runs away faster than a speeding bullet
>>3099165
H-hey... What do you mean by that?
>>3099184
Ah, never mind then your sisters name was like yours right?
>>3099114
Boosts my iq and strength greatly, even to the point where Im capable of telepathy.
>he starts lifting a pebble without his limbs to prove it.
These migranes and high stress is nothing compared to what I gain from wearing it.
>>3099160
>kys
>>3099212
>kyssu
>>3099182
I've still not met anyone I feared angering more than my mistress....
>>3099163
IT IS NOT!
>>3099160
>Just an idle note, I didn't mean any offense.
>>3099144
I agree, it isn't funny.
>her expression straightens out again
The embarrassment aside, don't you feel faster now? Take advantage of it, it'll last longer than the ears.
>>3099163
>shrug
Maybe, maybe not. All you asked for were the ears themselves, not a chance to touch them.
>>3099182
So you learn by repetition and mimicry.
It's... certainly one way to learn spells I suppose.
I do know of a few Magicians that only use that learning type.
How long have you been practicing?
>>3099184
....Really, now?
That's useful indeed...Maybe we could exchange information and logs some time.
>>3099218
>Just an idle note, I didn't mean any offense.
k
>>3099215
kissu you too <3
>>3099204
>follows
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