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You should grow a moustache and wear a top hat and monacle.
That'll make you classy, not cute.
>Uses Devil Flash
>Sneaks in your room before you notice
... Not a bad idea. In theory it is probably the plan with the highest chance of success.
But I think there's another way to enhance those chances as well. If you'll allow me to, I know a spell that can increase your reflexes. That should allow you to dodge better.
So shall I, Elly?
I can't say she has mentioned you...
... Marisa? You're friends with the thief?
She's a mischeavious thief, same as always! Honestly, she'll never change....
Wait a minute, you figured out the spellcard attack? Even how to invoke it?
I've seen my share of hardships, and read about them.
I do not need to be worried over.
>she leads you close to it, where on the other side you see a huge manor. A pair of hands reach from the other side.
Koakuma, take these into my library for later, will you?
Playing? I would call it leading. I'm leading these creatures to a bright future!
S-sleep around? Oh, now you're starting to sound like Raven.
Well I'll have you know that I've been trying to..change that.
Ah, nothing you need to worry about, just me rambling as always. Though it is quite strange, as if we've met once before.
Ahh, where is your dorm again? You'll have to forgive me my direction skills aren't what they used to be.
Well, bluntly put, a masochist
Where did Nico's face go? This is seriously creeping her out!
I can dance better than you, it's kind of what I'm made for.
>Tosses it to her.
I told you, I don't drink the stuff, it messes with my insides.
You should do it too, you don't want to be shown up by an idiot like me.
>>3098140 (Guy who killed me)
I'd kill you Ringabel.... If I didn't like you so dam much.
Aww Elly, that's very nice of you to say, but I'm happy with who and what I am.
Hehe, you just answered my question...
>>3098172 (Ms. Patchouli)
>Visually excited, can't sit still.
I-I didn't need to be charged really, but hey thanks? I'm not saying you're evil though I'm joking about that, but you're so powerful it's scary.
>not being noticed by mud-senpai
tsk tsk, hg, you disappoint me.
>is visibly a bit shocked at the accuracy
W-Well I don't know about the magic thing... Where I'm from, there is energy called chakra that we use... maybe that's it?
W-Well, this place is an arena... you aren't mean normally are you?
Oh, yes... sorry... I guess I don't really know what else to talk about... is there anything you would like to ask me?
>>3098229 (Mr. Specter)
... you don't need to thank me for just being nice... are you ok?
No! Nope! Never! Not in a trillion years will Nico tell you that! If you knew how awesome and rich she was, you wouldn't be her friend!
Hell, man, get something in your stomach!
A human, with a hate of most every youkai, magic-user, and holy person. And I wouldn't call her mischevious, just power-hungry, like our boss.
We were comrades, back in the day, actually. She was Lady Mima's right hand and protege. Though, when I first met her she was in this awkward...phase.
>She briefly pokes her head in to the tank and comes back out with a photo of the redheaded PC98-era Marisa
I've managed tougher.
>She flinches as she catches it
Keep careful with that...!
Ex-Excuse me miss...? Pardon me, would you direct the fastest route possible to Fuji?
I'm in a rush. Thank you.
I-I'm sorry, but I'm kind of bad with directions... U-Uhm... my best guess would be
Of course. What do you expect. Another fun one that I use was.. the fire one. Agni Radiance I think?
Actually I am the other way around. I am the Sadist. I like seeing people in pain.
I am going to beat kurumi into submission if that is what you're asking.
Of course. And besides, me dismantling you was a joke that started between me and subaru.
Feast is a dangerous thing.
...I'll do the sign spinning with a Bikini, will that be good?
What is it, Eruna? I'm keeping my eye on you.
No! That would be like buying your friendship! Don't make Nico look miserable! She just wants to seem like a weirdo!
This is definitely going to be a fun night
>Swings bat around
Oh hush, we're like five feet away from each other.
Honestly, you don't have to tell my anymore then that if you don't want to.
That's because that's what I'm supposed to be like.
I can't stay mad at anyone! You know that...
W-what? A-awww... That's a little mean..
Actually I quoted you by accident.
I'll forgive me when i hang myself.
I'll stream it for your viewing pleasure.
>Looks towards the direction, you were aiming.
Close enough, thank you.
I hope for both of your sakes that is true.
Okay, I will make this simple.
Greet me the way you would anyone else, and I won't respond by smacking you, or worse, incinerating you with magic.
Is that easy enough?
>she sighs and pats you on the head quickly before turning
Chakra, magic, yes.
Whatever it is you have a good amount of it around you.
I can also tell that whatever group you belong to, they emphasize agility over defense given your lack of armor. They also don't require uniform other than the headbands.
Care to tell me what your profession is?
Tch...! She is so mischievous!
Stealing my books and snacks when I am trying to read, breaking shelves and chairs...
>she stares at the photograph
....That's Marisa when she was younger? What in the world...
>she nods and grins
>she chants a short spell, and a magic circle appears. After a flash of light, your body does indeed feel a little more agile, but... you feel something else on your head
Perfect. That should do it.
Really? But we already finished that... would pretty useless to do the same thing.
Besides, you could figure it out on a different way.
Not yet, maybe one day
that thing? ... oh, do you mean the byakugan?
That's an ability I inherited from my family... that's why my eyes look like this... I use my chakra to trigger it... it's kind of hard to explain, it's like explaining how you move your arm... I can just kind of do it once I got used to it...
I-It doesn't seem so rare to me... no one really seems to be mean to me...
D-Do you really know all of this just by looking at me? I'm a chunin from the hidden leaf villiage where I come from... that's what the symbol on my headband represents...
Why can't you just accept Nico's friendship? Being friends isn't useful for you?
Do we have any doctors or nurses here?
Back off! You know the rules, no touching.
>Anyway, I am feeling out of the blue and out of the cycle right now. So you guys can be free a bit. I'll be back in a few hours or later... Tata.
>League/Dota will fix this mood.
>mfw midnight and didn't even notice
Thanks for hosting and all that, goodnight you folks!
Yeah. It is in my nature. Anyways catch ya later.
There. Finally. Hmpf.
It's still not good to throw them...
>She ever so slowly cracks the can open, to the point where it's still not visibly open, and then takes a sip
Sounds just like her. And yeah, like I said, she was in a phase. Called herself a witch, I think, dyed her hair, used magic to change her eye color, just to make herself more "unnatural".
A TALKING MONKEY!? ALBINO? What are the odds of that? Man this day keeps getting better and better.
Thank you. You've been quite useful.
That is the Scarlet Devil Manor, the place where I've lived for most of my life.
I expected much less. Well, you are one I will have to remember as well.
It's pretty easy to read people when you study how to long enough.
I'll admit... I don't know what this Hidden Leaf Village is, but then that's probably the point, now isn't it?
Guh..!? That's not what you're supposed to do either!
>she pinches your cheek hard
>smiles at the contact and watches on excited.
You mean like melting a part of the spoon so it bends? Or like.... you could shoot it! And this isn't pointless, it's problem solving!
I'm kinda sad now... But not that sad.
Alright man, but how was the pizza?
Don't compliment me too much, I don't want a big head.
So how is it? It's one of the cream sodas I got.
Don't look at me like that, you know how you should behave!
TW-TWO DOLLARS, THAT'S IT?!
That's way below minimum wage, that's against the law, Souda!
And nicely done to... wait a minute... this girl won!?
Congrats, I wish to join you in combat soon...
I don't care about you yourself. Not the same thing as wanting you dead.
What a...strange phase of hers.
>she takes the photograph. She laughs a little
She looks so ridiculous...!
Not bad, Rika.
I didn't lie, now did I? You'll notice you are much lighter on your feet, therefore faster.
This is exactly what I had planned for.
AY YO WHAT UP BITCHES, I'LL BE TAKING YO WAIFU'S THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
All the villages where I'm from have the word hidden in them... though we move back and forth between them all the time, so I wouldn't say that they are a secret...
Yes... Although if I overuse it, and I start running out of chakra, I can fall ill, or even die...
W-Well, there are lots of non-humans here... and a lot more prettier girls... I also don't really think you're a freak... maybe I just haven't met these mean people yet...
You're not allowed to do that, we've been through this many times!
I have a loaf of bread for a head, boots.
Congratulations, girl. Thank you for hosting, blue hair.
Thanks again, and goodbye.
Did you expect anything less!?
Thank you all for bearing witness!
I'm an engineer, not a mechanic.
Oh, it gets better, I'd bet. How would you summarize her personality, huh?
You need to stop being a little kid and learn to behave like an adult.
Souda, I thought I was working for you...why are you so inconstant?!
Well... you're not very strong, nor you can't understand the concept of "Sparking" So, I did expect less.
Ah, I'll see you around! I think it would be my time to leave, too.
I can't say I do. Like this?
>Says it like that
Come now, you can't take a compliment from a friend? I'll be sure to drown you in them when I return.
Oh dear, I hate to cut this conversation short with such a caring person, but I must take my leave.
Let's hope I don't die in my sleep, yes?
Well, it takes a while to get that far, and chakra is created by our bodies naturally... I think you might actually use the same kind of energy as well, judging by the amount of it you have...
Cut- Hmph. That's not what adults would do in a situation like this.
...Goddang it, now you're making me feel bad...Fine, Two dollars a month...but those better be some really crisp bills.
To you that's ten wins. To me, that's just another kill in the arena. Around here, personal victories mean nada
I don't see what I've done wrong here. I greeted you how I'd normally greet people. The French do it all the time.
Cut it out, behave properly like human being! Uh- sit!
But can this "Tank" survive a brutal cut from this sword?
>pulls out the Sunlight Blade
I think I may be able to do it.
>wags imaginary tale
>is already sleeping
Good uhh- Eruna. Now stay while I look for your owner. Who is your owner anyway?
No, seriously. I can help? What'da got? Broken leg? Autism? Legal trouble?
...Make sure its low fat dog food...He's on a diet.
It is just a sword, but it's what I will do with this sword is what's important. Believe me, you'll find it quite shocking.
I remember you barking at Kyoko. Is she your owner? Maybe I should take you to her.
Oh Chen, here you are! I was afraid some humans would hurt you again. Wait a minute, you seem different. What happened to you?
>she laughs quietly, though unstifled now
Really now? I could never imagine...
To this "Mima" person? Oh, too curious, Marisa...
I'm Patchouli Knowledge. I'm a Magician who specializes in Western magic, and who lives in a library inside of a large manor.
I admit, it is... a little enjoyable to do this at times. I am allowed to enjoy myself every once in a while after all.
>she grins slightly
Oh, relax, Elly. The ears and tail are temporary of course... it's just a side effect of the spell I cast on you.
Then have it be high class Low Fat dog food...his weight is my weight, y'know.
...Or you can stay here too. It's not like I have anything to do at this time of day.
The cure for stress is getting a puppy.
The cure for high blood pressure is leaches.
>spins the sunlight sword on to her shoulder.
(Hmmm... what Waza, should I use on this "Tank?" Aha!)
>takes it off her shoulder, and disappears from sight.
When he eats, it goes straight to me...his throat goes straight to mine...actually on second thought, don't feed him dog food.
This is quite strange, to see a grown woman acting like a non-sapient beast, a cultist dressed in purple, and another woman using her hair to fight.
I guess I would not know either... unless I saw you use it with my byakugan...
A-Anon-kun, I already told you there are prettier girls to do that too...
I'll go ahead and look...
O-Oh... Your chakra... it seems malicious... and there's a lot pooled by your head...
You live in a library?
S-shut up. Im just giving her compliments baka!!
I...don't really like showing all that off, admittedly.
I thought you were the dog, not me. Dogs don't pet their masters.
You're barely scratching the surface of weird around here
I'm so telling dad that you're kissing strangers.
Well, at least we can have an intellectual chat about mechanic here...
>pinches your other cheek
>she takes a step back, slowly wiggling out of the hug
R-right, well... I'm glad you're enjoying it as much as I am.
>her laughter carries on a little longer imagining it all
Lady Mima... Ahaha, I wish I could have seen that!
This must have been before I moved to Gensokyo...
What a shame.
Yes, a very very big one. Hundreds upon hundreds of shelves.
I have my own room of course. But that's also in the library.
Oh, around a day or two at most. The actual effects will stay longer than that.
So, you're a humanoid robot, right? Who or what built you?
Just sit and be a good girl, petting does not need to be involved.
>exposes top of head
>It's a fucking tank
Oh, yeah, our plot to murder Reimu and steal her power-really, I just wanted the former, the rest of them wanted the latter-, the odd argument and such...it was all fun, in hindsight, even with the humiliation of defeat.... Shame none of it ever happened anymore.
A sad side effect of my helmet then. I really need to work on mitigating stress. It fills me with the darkest of thoughts at times.
And you're welcome, let me know if you want me to call you that again.
The genosians, insectoids basically, I was built to fight a corrupt intergalactic council.
Hmph. A no is a no. I'm not going to do what you want me to.
>pets and jumps back.
That sounds pretty noble. Like, the exact opposite of why I built my army of Jack Bots
Don't even think about it.
>slowly backs away
>Makes a "Pet me or else" face
Of course we do. Studying magic is a very important part of learning it, and being close to your source of learning is equally as important.
You sound surprised. Is it really that odd?
Yes, make sure you give her a little distance.
It'll last for a day or two, after which she'll keep the agility benefits for a few days more.
Interesting.... Yes, all of this "old" history is starting to intrigue me a lot.
How troublesome that the only way to recover it is from the few people that have re-emerged.
Regardless, I suspect you want to get back into Gensokyo as well?
Me? You're focusing on the wrong person, Elly.
Don't you think you could be putting those feelings to better use? For now, you should focus on how you will win the duel.
And with your newfound ability I think you'll do fine.
Bad Eruna, stay!
>backs away more
the clones themselves weren't bad either
they did action well, everything else suffered and they stopped everything way to often
Also the cucked grievous from the based cartoon (not as bad as what clone wars did to him)
I said stay! Don't follow me, or I'll tell whoever your owner is that you've been misbehaving!
>The podracer games tended to be pretty good, especially the arcade version with the actual podracing controls. Plus Lego Star Wars made it possible to kill Jar Jar to your heart's content, so that's a plus
No, that was my sister. She never got associated with us like that.
I kept logs of every incident that happened. Recordings of the fights she was in, starting with my own involvement, accounts from the few survivors of her first incident I could locate....And I've already managed that. After all, I was the one who blew up Reimu's shrine, that got pinned on Elly.
>I know..... He as this menacing cyborg that killed like 4 Jedi in his first appearance, then the Clone Wars shows up and he gets defeated by everyone's favorite comedic relief, the gungans.
No, that's disgusting, I'm going to tell Kyoko!
>runs away faster than a speeding bullet
Boosts my iq and strength greatly, even to the point where Im capable of telepathy.
>he starts lifting a pebble without his limbs to prove it.
These migranes and high stress is nothing compared to what I gain from wearing it.
I agree, it isn't funny.
>her expression straightens out again
The embarrassment aside, don't you feel faster now? Take advantage of it, it'll last longer than the ears.
Maybe, maybe not. All you asked for were the ears themselves, not a chance to touch them.
So you learn by repetition and mimicry.
It's... certainly one way to learn spells I suppose.
I do know of a few Magicians that only use that learning type.
How long have you been practicing?
That's useful indeed...Maybe we could exchange information and logs some time.