day 4
___ should kys
Kill yourself.
>>3087917
I was supposed to throw you to the crocodiles but you weren't there when I knocked on your door
>>3087922
Red always was my third favorite color~
>>3087940
>>3087944
Do the world a favor and...
>>3087940
Jews
>>3087922
Looks like I won the duel~
>>3087936
>>3087922
Instead of dueling me, you just planned to kill me and take all of my weapons and ammo. Fascinating.
>>3087938
Th-that's nice of y-you, Hinata.
>Cya
>>3087922
day 5
skipped more peace
>>3087937(Juri)
Oh? How come?
>>3087922
Perhaps I'll share this with some others at a later time.
>>3087934
That's fine by me, but don't be upset if I go out of my way for you, it happens a lot.
>>3087959
Tactics~
>He makes a dumb pose
>>3087966
Jeez, my thievery skill has been just soaring the past few days.
>>3087891
>she punches the bug in half
Ahhhhhhhhhh.
>she throws away the glove that got in contact with the cockroach
I'm starting to think that going home would be the best idea.
>>3087917
No. No. No. I won't do anything like that and if you try to force me, I will kill both of you!
>>3087966
You made your choice. Too bad it cost you your life.
>>3087971
Don't ask, edgehog, it's better that way.
>>3087892
Yuno?
>>3087895
I know, right? I didn't know how Steam really worked when I first installed it, so I'm not sure how some random nurse is going to figure that shit out.
>>3087911
That shit is shadier than him signing on his steam a couple weeks/months after his death.
Yeah, that happened.
>>3087914
I'm shitting on someone's fake death he did "for the lulz".
>>3087920
Yeah, the whole scenario just seems to yell "doubt" from every single angle possible.
>>3087966
day 6
arena event when?
>>3087948
Oh yeah, change of plans. I decided to sleep in instead. I hope you're not mad about our date being canceled.
>>3087915
For now, but I'll find a way out of it...m-maybe. It's been nice knowing you, Stingray, but I think I may die from this.
>>3087925
Go find someone else to bully! I don't want to take some freaks abuse right now, especially if you're not a cute girl!
>>3087953
Sounds like you may need a bodyguard for this. Luckily for you, I'm right here! I'll make sure the bug doesn't hurt you, but in return you can't hurt it.
>>3087979
...What are you doing?
>>3087966
>>3087987
That a real hero's choice.
>>3087996
Are we looking for anyone in particular?
>>3087996
Hopefully soon. I want to win this one already.
>>3087940
You
>>3087996
night 6
>>3088002
...
Fine.
>>3088002
Soon or later, you'll feed the crocodiles, don't worry
Hey idiots, be useful for once and help me decide what I should drown my sorrows in this weekend.
A bottle of Captain Morgan or a bottle of Bundaberg Mutiny?
>>3088031
Dump them out and get vodka instead
>>3087983
Holy jesus! calm down! That is a fake cockroach!
>>3088002
I can be one. But no thanks. I am not doing that crossdressing magic right now. How about some.... uh... Afro magic.
>turns his hair to afro
>>3088031
A bottle of bleach.
>>3088037
Die.
>>3087976
T-there's no need... I don't need a-any special care o-or attention.
>>3088031
>I don't drink, but Captain Morgan's pretty good
>>3088021
day 8
>>3087989
Fine then. We shall see who wins soon enough anyhow.
>>3087996
I have no idea why these keep coming to me, but they're brilliant.
>>3088012
Indeed it is, too bad she didn't have the strength to go on.
>>3088021
I wonder who stands a good chance of winning at this point?
>>3088031
>A sundae.
>>3087996
SHIT
>>3088009
Announcing how I defeated you.
>>3088031
>Captain Morgan
>>3088031
Captains the poor mans Rum, get some Kraken or Sailor Jerries.
>>3088046
...Lucky shot, Doctor.
>>3088031
A bottle of love.
>>3088050
I meant the pose.
>>3088021
That was on my mind since the beginning.
>>3088027
Wait, seriously?
>>3088029
I thought we were going to go get sandwiches and eat them in the park?
>>3088037
Why does afro magic exist?
>>3088021
It this necessary? Are you planning to put on a show?
>>3088046
What's wrong with you? I'm not going to do that.
>>3088049
I don't think she intended to.
>>3088031
>Bundaberg Mutiny
Fuck, just drink bleach with a toilet water chaser if you're gonna drink shit.
Cap'n at the very least. Fuck your Aussie pisswater.
How do we actually know that Brook died?
He couldn't have told it himself
>>3088002
I mean.. You already have, but it's been nice knowing ya, what do you want on your tombstone?
>>3088044
Nonsense, everyone deserves to get pampered every now and then, so don't worry about it, and I mean you... Ah never mind.
>>3088046
Sorry, but I can't afford to die right now. See you later!
>>3088046
night 8
>>3088068
let it fucking die already
>>3088041
You're out of bullets. That's the only reason I dare to do that.
>>3088064
I don't know. My magic is basically anything I want. So for example for me not to ex-
>disappears
>reappears behind him
ist I can do that easily and reappear just as I want to appear.
>>3088086
I must know
>>3088064
I said it's fine. Maybe you will work as a meat shield.
>>3087985
>>3088086
just like brook did
>>3088089
I can just simply snap your neck or end you in a thousand different ways.
>>3088063
It's important to pose after a victory. Don't you know this? It's basic battle etiquette.
>>3088065
So she just handed her life over to me? Then why participate in the first place?
Brook's death truly does pain my heart, if only I had one, yohohoho
>>3088046
feast
>>3088032
Oh yeah, maybe I can add some fruity flavours and have a fun night with the other fifteen year old girls!
>>3088037
Well It means I don't hga be to go anywhere then. I'll go get the bleach under my sink.
>>3088044
>>3088050
Thanks cunts.
>>3088049
I said I wanted a drink not fucking McDonald's.
>>3088058
>Poor man's rum
Guess the title fits.
I blew all my money on overwatch anyway.
>>3088061
That sounds pretty gay...
>>3088066
I've never tried it, my friend recommend it to me and I usually just drink normal Bundaberg.
Is Mutiny that bad?
>>3088085
You just can't get enough...
>>3088095
What?
>>3088111
>inb4 brook comes back saying he was in a coma
>>3088111
FUCKING STOP
>>3088077
"He was...okay."
That's all
>>3088085
That little shit's pretty strong for a girl.
>>3088089
Ohh! I like this, but what kind of attribute's your magic?
>>3088093
I'm fine with that, but who's going to protect you if I'm dying?
>>3088112
The tears of those I've killed is enough of a feast for me.
>>3088109
Not like that, more like she just decided to give her life instead of killing one of us.
>>3088121
>Love you too faggot
>>3088103
I...was not aware of this.
>>3088122
nothing...
>>3088112
day 9
guys
Guess what
>>3088099
Unlike Mr. Wimpy Subaru, I don't respawn. I just simply don't die. Well that is my belief since no one is capable of killing me.
>>3088121
Yep.
>>3088135
Requires mana. That is all. I can even change things that are written in paper.
>>3088121
It's still objectively okay.
>>3088135
I will just use your dead body as a shield. I thought that was obvious. Alive or dead, you still serve the same purpose with almost the same efficiency.
>>3088121
Mutiny tastes slightly less like an inmate's asshole than straight Bundaberg does. If you like Bun rum you'll like Mutiny. Try it.
Faggot.
>>3088148
...They were also apparently poisoned tears...
>>3088154
I don't care.
>>3088077
O-once in a while, b-but... I don't need c-constant special t-treatment
>>3088152
Y-yes... What?
>>3088121
>blowing your money on memewatch
You poor soul.
>>3088148
night 9
winner will finally be revealed next slide, make bets or some shit idk
>>3088064
Yeah; same thing
>>3088143
Really? You're not getting jealous or anything like that?
>>3088148
...
Thanks, I really neede that.
Booker - Brook = e
>>3088137
Well, don't let her sacrifice be in vain. Go on and win.
>>3088176
>t. Contrarian
>>3088141
You live in a destroyed world right? I can let it slide. I'm sure you value surviving over proper battle manners over there. Well anyway, ask any Jostar and they'll tell you it's important to pose after a victory. It raises morale and gets you hyped up for further battles.
>>3088181
Stocking fucks up all by herself. Big surprise. My moneys on Ragi.
>>3088181
Y-You bastard, I don't need your fire! I'll get my own!
I have a feeling Brooke's one of the skeleton fags.
>>3088121
>>I blew all my money on Overwatch
>Unless you just bought it for muh waifu I'd consider suicide
>>3088161
I like the way you're thinking! You better slip that 100 dollars into my pocket before you run away crying.
>>3088182
Not really. Ones a pleasant experience, while the other's painful.
>>3088135
Nah, I'll put 'He was the okayest'.
>>3088174
Don't worry about it, in my head everyone deserves treatment like that.
>>3088184
N-no! Not at all, baka!
>>3088176
>popular new games are memes
What kind of autistic thinking is that?
>>3088169
>throws a real cockroach this time
Well now. I think you could care more now...
>>3088181
C'mon mobile infantry! 3D represent!
>>3088198
It seems very pointless to me, but if you say so...
>>3088209
I won't pay you anything. You should be happy that I gave a purpose for your life.
>>3088216
it's a blizzard game
>>3088220
Give it a try. Let me see your posing ability X.
>>3088216
/v/'s
>>3088215
That's not the reaction of someone who isn't jealous.
>>3088181
The fact that so many anons still name Hoshi as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" host ever only tells you how far hosting still is from becoming a serious art
>>3088139
Me ruv u rong time.
>>3088155
Fuck it I'll grab Morgan on the weekend because it's on sale and when I'm done with that I'll have been paid so I'll grab a bottle of Kraken probably.
>>3088162
Oh damn, you know how much I enjoy eating ass man.
>>3088176
I'm enjoying it mate.
Got a fuckton of shit for mercy so I guess I'll play her abit when I'm not playing Lucio.
>>3088225
Fursuit guy makes a point.
>>3088217
>she does the same as before
>throws away the other glove too
I'm done with you.
>>3088206
I-Is Lucio a waifu?
>>3088244
u did it
>>3088244
You italian son of a bitch... first you kick us away from your camp and now this...
>>3088213
"He was the okayest...I guess"
That one's even better.
>>3088222
You're right. Thanks for giving me a reason to keep living, Sarah-tan. I feel like less of a failure now.
>>3088213
S-so, if everybody gets special treatment... Doesn't t-that mean it i-isn't special?
>>3088216
>It's a meme because of how shit it is
>It's TF2 except with less content and for casuals, while TF2 had classes like Scout, Soldier and Demo which took real skill and time to master, Overwatch makes everything so ez that it isn't fun for anyone who isn't a casual
>>3088263
>Unless you're attracted to him, no
>>3088232
>he steps one foot forward and raises his hand as if he was about to wave
Is this good?
>>3088249
Yeah I am done for tonight too. I am going to sleep. Jaa nee.
>>3088270
that's the second time a /mu/ meme has won my goddamn games
>>3088277
Good. It's time for me to leave. Try to die while I'm gone and take the bug with you.
>>3088299
Thank you for hosting.
>>3088299
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3088282
Fuck...
>>3088299
Thanks for hosting
>>3088242
I'm not jealous!
>>3088283
you're not wrong, diablo is a good game
one of the few mistakes blizz actually arsed themselves to fix with the xpac
>>3088299
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3088284
>selflessly
>he really cared for you all like his own family
Obviously faked by Brook, fucking faggot
Hikki is gay as fuck but I love him for his ass.
>>3088282
I now feel like this burn victim is playing everyone for a sucker with her poor shy me routine and is actually a snob just below the charred surface.
>>3088277
I love it, it's perfect.
>>3088282
Exactly it's just my normal treatment! But there is someone who gets more then that though...
>>3088299
Thanks for hosting for us whiners!
>>3088285
It's a start, you've gotta put a bit more conviction into it. You're not gonna get a winner with your first pose. Keep on practicing and get back to me. I know you can do it.
>>3088299
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>3088326
...I thought I was the only one
>>3088299
Thank you for hosting.
>>3088302
I'll make sure the bug leaves you alone, so don't worry yourself to death.
>>3088299
Congratulations and thank you for the match.
I believe I shall take my leave for now.
>>3088314
Just yelling like that is not going to convince me or anyone else.
>>3088338
Erm, of course.
>>3088299
Thank you for hosting.
>>3088346
Peace
>>3088282
>Less content
It just came out senpai, it's gonna get more maps and gamemodes and shit. Not to mention that point is also moot because TF2 has 9 classes while Overwatch has 21, more than double... and the classes all have specific abilities instead of just different guns and health counts. TF2 at this point is just a stock market simulator anyways.
>>3088326
I'm not worthy of your love...
>>3088335
I think he left me alone for now. I must have gotten off easily.
>>3088364
Shut the fuck up and take it.
>>3088348
Well I'm just saying I'm not jealous!
>>3088284
>literally no stories online that talk about something like this
Fake as fuck, even his local news would have mentioned something about this on their website.
>>3088373
>yfw you see this hovering over you while you're in bed
>>3088329
N-no, that isn't it! I... Just don't feel c-comfortable around... people
>>3088335
>Hanako gives a rare smile at this new information
O-oh? Who would th-that be?
>>3088361
>It is true that there will be more gamemodes and other content, but mod support is non-existent, making it guaranteed to get stale.
>While there are more classes they're basically just more specific versions of TF2 classes, and even almost identical to eachother ocasionally (D.va and Reinhardt)
>>3088381
Sure, you can believe that if you want, but I doubt even you would believe it.
>>3088392
I want to ship with you so hard right now.
>>3088350
>He gives a thumbs up
>>3088369
Lucky, I had to annoy him to make him put me back together...
>>3088392
Hmm..?
>looks at her smiling face shocked for a second.
Oh uh... S-she's an android like me, her name is Haku...
>>3088426
>Kuga
>>3088392
We'll see what happens with muds, but that's not really a big concern right now.
>>While there are more classes they're basically just more specific versions of TF2 classes
Well that's because TF2 covers damn near all the bases for a team based game like this. There's only so much you can do without breaking the game with none-sense, but you're not totally wrong.
>and even almost identical to eachother ocasionally (D.va and Reinhardt)
I can't really hold this against you because you haven't played it, but they play radically differently.
D.Va is more of a suicidal tank, go in and deal as much damage as you can, even self destruct your robot, hop out, use your crappy pistol until you get another while Reinhardt stays with the team and uses his barrier to block incoming fire on objectives for his team, and beat the shit out of things with a hammer. Suiciding with Reinhardt would just be a waste.
>>3088417
You're just messing with me anyway. She isn't even here, so how can I be jealous?
>>3088429
>pushes back into the ocean
Sorry i'm late.
>>3088440
Not Kuga.
>>3088438
Luckily his attention span is abnormally short, or else he's still be killing me.
>>3088445
Late? You've missed me like three days in a row, I was getting wor-
>>3088444
Right, and why do you think it is? Don't you think I'm keeping her for myself? Wouldn't that make you really mad?
Hoshi are you here?
>>3088426
>I understand the feeling my dude, I want to protect Hanako's smile
>>3088438
...Oh?
>Hanako probes further, being more outgoing than usual in her teasing
So... I-is she pretty?
>>3088442
>Oh, I'm pretty much just going on some /v/ bullshit so I'm not too familiar with the characters and how they play
>>3088468
I know you're not because she and Senjou would kill you.
>>3088478
>Using /v/ as an actual source of information
Don't do that.
>>3088482
Yukine is a cute shrine maiden
>>3088478
>Using /v/ for your source instead of actually playing it
Stop right now.
>>3088499
but /v/ is always correct :^)
>>3088482
Hmm, yeah, I bet you'd think that.
>>3088486
We posting overwatch memes now?
>>3088455
Are you really confident enough to insult him like that....?
>>3088478
>Looks away for once blushing slightly.
Uh... I-I wouldn't say pretty, I'd say beautiful... Y-you have to tell me who you like than after this...!
>>3088499
>>3088486
>>3088499
>wait no it was /r9k/, not /v/
>They had an Overwatch thread which wasn't just bullshit, and one of them explained how casualised it was
>/r9k/ can be retards but nowhere near as bad as /v/
>>3088513
H-huh? I... D-don't have anyone I f-feel that way about
Chiaki is fat and an AI
Mikan's the personification of a garbage bag
Kyoko's a Mary Sue
Ibuki is a MLP tribute
Junko is just muh despair and is a bad final boss
Mukuro is nothing: the character
Aoi's stupid and a terrible person for trying to kill everyone
Mahiru's a tumblrina with a bad haircut
Celeste is the reason we have the worst case in the series
Hiyoko is the worst for obvious reasons
Toko is 2nd worst for almost as obvious reasons
Sonia's a slut
Sakura is a man with boobs
Peko is a manlet's walking anahole
Akane is a big boobed brown chick that likes eating and fighting and for some reason she's the most boring character in the series
Sayaka has taken more dicks than anybody in the series in her rise to the top
>>3088513
Is it really an insult if it's true?
>>3088514
Either Cirno is on fucking steroids or Sakuya is made out of paper maché
>>3088523
>mikan is a garbage bag
>>3088518
You can never know until you ask one of them, or both.
>Don't
>>3088537
Cirno has a skill called Grit that can be used to majorly decrease damage taken.
>>3088552
Is that why she's the strongest?
Oh look roleplaying faggots, why am I not surprised.
>>3088521
T-that's no fun... Now I'm the only one that's flustered... D-did you have anymore questions...?
>>3088531
No, it's pointing out someones flaws, and that's still not nice...
>>3088523
>Ibuki is a MLP tribute
Really reaching for that one, boss.
>>3088562
>not expecting RPfags in HG of all places
Were you suprised when you saw dickgirls on /d/?
>>3088562
KappaPride
>>3088556
Ha, no. She's pretty decent though.
>>3088549
It's just not something that would happen
>what about kissshot or adult nobu (tfw read them 6 months ago)
>>3088523
>Chiaki is thicc, and mikan is as pure as spring water
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/7dfd566e86/815145-2
>>3088567
H-heh... No, none.
>>3088574
I don't go to /d/ cause i'm not a faggot like yourself, now go crawl back to your hole you weeb.
>>3088581
gachiGasm
>>3088523
They're all cute though.
>>3088562
Nothing should surprise you anymore.
>>3088567
I'm not going to be nice to the guy that killed me over and over again for his own entertainment.
>>3088574
>dickgirls on /d/
Wait what!?
>>3088523
Gundam says he needs the blood of a virgin 処女(Shojo) and Sonia hears it as the blood of a young girl 少女 (Shojo).
Sonia is not a slut. Please end this meme.
>>3088562
Stop picking on my friends
>>3088590
>mikan is as pure as spring water
Reminder that Mikan thought about permanently hospitalizing Hajime so he'd constantly rely on her.
>>3088590
that's funny because bottling companies label tap as spring
>>3088603
Fuck off Souda
>>3088591
>another streamerfag
Why is this cancerous shit even a thing?
>>3088611
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dependent_personality_disorder
Mikan just wants to be needed by someone. Just get her pregnant and she'll fuck off with the Misery thing. Or take her to some kind of shrink. It's not hard.
>>3088614
Not even
>>3088611
>She has her issues, but that's because of her early life and constant shit from everyone
>>3088613
D-don't be so cynical... Y-you know what I meant!
>>3088599
It surprises me on why I keep coming back to this cesspool
>>3088604
You and your friends are an advance type of cancer, someone like yourself isn't as good as me so you can't say shit bro.
>>3088617
Cancer this cancer that huh? You've been here so long everything you see is cancer in your eyes when the cancer itself manifested from inside of you.
>>3088630
Fuck off Souda pretending to me Mikan.
>>3088589
Would me saying that help you sleep at night?
>Kiss-Shot is ok, Nobu is off limits
>>3088590
Alright, but it's a little disheartening, she hasn't been here in a while, that's okay though, I'm always my happy-go-lucky self.
>Gives my normal dumb smile.
>>3088599
So what if I killed you? Would we still be buds?
>>3088642
>She looks down at her stomach
I-I'm no... porker!
>>3088642
Eat a dick LF.
>>3088636
I think that says a lot about who you are deep down.
>>3088661
I doubt you'd kill me for your own sickening entertainment.
>>3088661
I-I can imagine... Somebody y-you're so close to j-j-just leaving.
>>3088662
Porky
Sonia >>>> Literally anyone else
>Doesn't try to kill anyone
>Is really pretty
>Not too obnoxious
>Tries to see the good in everyone
What's not to love?
>tfw you love hanako but don't like mikan because she's a dickgirl
>>3088683
What that i'm the best hearthstone player and hearthstone streamer on Twitch? Because that would be the truth.
>>3088692
She's a weebo slut.
>>3088692
Chihiro is better
>>3088692
She's a dumb broad that was useless up until the very end. Stay delusional, Yuno/Medusa
>>3088691
Stop c-c-calling me that!
>>3088696
>Mikan isn't a dickgirl
>>3088675
Not me. I'm playing Overwatch famzilla.
>>3088711
Give me your mains
>>3088710
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/a3d8e3bd42/841794-11
>>3088716
WM/Sol76/Tracer.
>>3088710
Her dick is probably bigger than every person here's.
>>3088710
What's the matter porky?
Can't take a little hazing?
>>3088718
>>3088723
Kys
>>3088733
Am playing Overwatch, christ.
>>3088736
(You)
>>3088692
>Sonia a best, how can one girl be so best?
>>3088718
ERASE THIS
>>3088737
>LF
>>3088723
>Having this shit of a taste for mains
Consider suicide.
I thought this was the HG thread.
>>3088723
>No roadhog
>No mercy
>No reaper
What's the point?
Nagito is clearly best girl. Stop fighting.
>>3088683
Ah, really? Well alright, but when my kill all human thing happens, you're going first and last.
>>3088690
Do you have experience with something like this? Sorry for asking.
>>3088737
Why no Genji?
>>3088740
who's that 2hu
that's not chen
>>3088718
>I've read that, but it isn't canon, it's hentai
>Junko's a dickgirl in a few of them too, but she's still regarded as female
>>3088726
>Given that it doesn't exist I wouldn't think so
>>3088729
>Hanako seems to be on the verge of tears
P-please... Don't c-call me... Those names!
>>3088748
>Being off-topic
I don't know, seems like HG to me.
>>3088761
It's a joke holy Christ.
>>3088697
It doesn't take much to be good at a children's card game. All you have to do is have money to afford the good cards.
>2016
>Not playing the average Australian
>>3088753
This.
Hopeman is best Dangan.
>>3088754
N-not... Really... Not l-leaving exactly...
>>3088760
This is Popuko and she isn't a 2hu.
>>3088774
it has that meme chen art tho
>>3088645
Yes because it's true!
>>3088769
Please kid you have no idea how good I am, it's just these kids are always fucking lucky. It's about card draws, their type of deck, and what order you get your combo in your hand. I don't need advice from some rank 25.
>>3088768
O-oh! I'm so sorry, I d-don't... Pick up on jokes.
>>3088754
I'll continue being the last, because I can't die.
>you will never ship with hanako and protect her smile while whispering mikan is a dickgirl in her ear
>>3088761
Yee haw piggy, let's round em up.
>>3088784
It's alright, you can't help it.
>>3088777
That's the guy's artsyle
>>3088777
Same artist. Not hard to figure out.
>>3088780
Hmm, ok I won't shatter your dreams today, you probably had enough already these last few days.
>>3088782
I think I have some good advice for you. Why don't you put the video games down and go play a sport? That might make you less grumpy.
>>3088630
I volunteer as tribute.
>>3088773
Would you rather I not pry?
>>3088785
I'll just cryogenically freeze you, it'd be close enough.
>>3088788
A-are you ok? Please... p-put the gun down!
>>3088790
>Hanako ignores the mean bully
...
>>3088791
>Hanako nods vigorously
Y-yes, that's t-true.
>>3088803
You're a detriment to the team you faggot
Die