Beta Hero's Games continued.
The guillotine see some more action tonight.
>>3081446
Andy it's me April! We're married, you goof.
>>3081391 (Eruna)
I said no such thing! Cease at once!
>>3081414 (Sarah Christie)
It's what I've done for decades, hard not to have it on the brain, though I have managed to find many escapes over the years.
>>3081453
Why in the world are we doing this??
>>3081437 (Empress)
It's a big gamble, but...it may well be the best way to impress her.
>>3081446 (Starlord)
What're credits...? And it has far too much sentimental value to EVER let go of.
>>3081316 (Masked Man)
Ye must've not seen very many birds then.
>>3081323 (2hu girl)
Because that somehow makes more sense.
>>3081341
Something's strange about this...
>>3081342 (Dude from Jurassic World)
....Filthy pirates, ye make me sick to a sailor's stomach!
>>3081356 (Samus Aran)
Ah, but it it able to make sharp turns? Or dodge evasive maneuvers?
Ye'd be surprised how agile the Halberd be.
>>3081406
...Why are we doin' this?
>>3081453
That what ye be gettin' ye Traitor!
>>3081452
you're not my dad!
>>3081426
>her ahoge cuts your hand
That wasn't the wisest idea.
>>3081416
Wouldn't it make more sense to be up and close to better see how you perform?
>>3081468
You said, Obliterate all life in the galaxy:
1....2....3....
>>3081484
Wha-
H-How is this thing sharp?
>>3081458
>>3081477
You don't know what credits are? The intergalactic currency, everyone pays with it.
>>3081453
So that's the Eggman guy? Ugly son of a bitch.
>>3081465
I don't know what you are talking about. I have never seen you.
The Feast. You'll find that it's the same as it ever was. This may be subject to change down the road.
>>3081494
>REEEE
>>3081453
I won't let you make anyone face danger anymore, miss.
It might be rough for now, but I'm sure you'll be more than fine as soon as this is over.
>>3081502
Here's a picture of us! Andy please!
>>3081341
>>3081392
Wanna shoot the pigeons standing on the statue instead?
>>3081406
I forgot drowning is one of the most painful ways to die...
>>3081396
You're buying peace? That doesn't goes well with a construction associated with divinity. I'm aware of donations but...
>>3081452
Ohhhohoh...nice looking surgical tool you have there.
>Satou pulls out his machete
I treat my patients with this one, their disease? Being alive while around me.
>>3081505
>EEEEER
>>3081502
See >>3081478
>>3081503
Blast it, not again!
>>3081468
So what business do you have here? I don't see a reason for a scientist to waste their time on kids killing each other.
>>3081493
I was born with it, but I'm sure that every ahoge like mine is supposed to be indestructible.
>>3081503
It's the only logical choice. Dying for food wouldn't be wise.
So
>Mako/Zone/buncha other characters-anon here. Sorry I haven't been around lately. With all the stress RL has piled on me, I completely forgot about you guys.
>I'm also really sorry I stood you up at HG Prom, Nani anon. My connection has been wonky at best and non-existent at worst, and by the time I received the message it was too late. I'll try and make it up to you at some point.
>>3081510
>(Not him but I forgot Pratt was in that show. That guy blew the fuck up.)
>>3081513
Wouldn't that just be a waste of ammo?
>>3081478
How dare you! My collection of exotic fruit birds is unrivaled! I have seen many birds! And none of them are hallucinations!
>>3081479
Don't tempt me. I can adopt you like THAT, Now you will march to the operation room and undress. I will prepare the virgin blood,
>>3081478
As someone from my land once said, "you can't let yourself be trapped by common sense in Gensokyo".
>>3081494
I might be weak, but I've got backbone where it counts, I actually stood up to my mistress when she was threatening me, last we met.
...What I'm thinking is, she wants me to impress her.
>>3081502
Inter...galactic?
>>3081513
She's a rather greedy person, as donations are...rare, at best.
The strange hedgehog and his group get up to some mischief today.
>>3081478
Hey, it's an honest job. A bit dirty sometimes, but you can make lots of credits with it.
>>3081503
Looks like the food I've eaten on earth before I got abducted.
>>3081510
This man looks nothing like me.
>>3081549
Outer space.
>>3081528
Here's
>>3081488
That would make sense if I wanted you around here. But I do not.
>>3081533
>forgetting about us
(Teach me your ways.)
>>3081555
Andy here's a more current picture. Please remember.
>>3081527
Mine's cut people exactly zero times.
Oh well, I'll just have to reach around it next time.
>>3081493
At this point, I might as well accept the privilege of witnessing such an act up close and personal.
>>3081527
No reason? There's every reason! Imagine the research possibilities when death is no obstacle! Besides, I could use another distraction from my work. It's been so long since the ballet.
>>3081533
It's fine lass.
>>3081546
Well then ye haven't been doin' well enough.
>>3081555
Sure it is....
>>3081513
Pffft, what kind of diagnosis is that!? Being alive isn't a disease! Its a curse!
Anyways, YOU'RE the patient here. What are you going to do? Treat yourself?
We skip to eighth night where someone gets a surprise.
>>3081558
>Stripes
>>3081549
Well I guess I can't blame ye, Popstar isn't the most "normal" either.
>>3081549
So cutting through space-time, maybe your only way of doing so? Well if that's the case, you need to get to "Sparking" as soon as possible.
>>3081550
This thing is far from stable!
>>3081569
Don't you even dare to think about it or I will eliminate you.
>>3081572
That's actually a good reason. The fact that death is nonexistent here is something weird for sure.
>>3081572
You said:
Dismantle the US nuclear arsenal.
1...2...3...
Convert nuclear fuel for reactor use?
(Y/N)
>>3081585
How many times do I have to do this pointless and embarassing thing?
>>3081546
>is bleeding out in the tub
>>3081573
Maybe that's because I treat people, not animals? Aiding animals is heresy anyways!
>>3081576
Nice furfag watermark
>>3081550
I don't care much for it.
>>3081555
That was more a statement of incredulity. I've never been, myself.
>>3081533
>I think you're before my time, but hey, things happen, I'm sure noone blames you.
>>3081590
Popstar...isn't that that one location of some of these games...?
>>3081591
No, no...I've just had an idea. The quickest way of resolving disputes where I'm from is with a fight, of course....Especially to see if something's strong or not.
>>3081593
>pets around ahoge
>>3081533
>/hga/ Mako was Zone
neat.
>>3081565
I got abducted by aliens when I was eight years old. I'm telling you, that can't be me.
>>3081573
Well, I could have made millions of credits if I hadn't been imprisoned.
>>3081585
Good thing my other half is still alive.
>>3081609
So earth is still a primitive place with good music?
>>3081540
You only need one bullet for each pigeon. Unless of course your aim isn't as good as I think it is, Hitman.
>>3081549
And the greedy person you have to give all your money from the casino is in charge of a shrine? You need to reevaluate choises, lady.
>>3081576
Of course! I can take care of every sort of injury my body takes with yous one simple solution, do you want to know know the secret?
>>3081598
Y
>>3081593
Yes, which of course requires its own extensive research. Normal biological properties seem not to apply, though that isn't my area of expertise.
>>3081587
I do not understand why people get excited from those.
How amusing, today we see just how different things can turn out for those in similar situations.
>>3081606
And why would that be?
>>3081609
Correct, it's ran by..... Dedede.....
>>3081624
Serves ye right. Ain't no good in stealing from the commonfolk.
>>3081605
Darn it all! Kids today and their rebellious spirits! Now what am I supposed to do with all this virgin blood?!
>>3081607
That's a wolf. On my back, correct? What does that have to do with a bundle of sticks being hairy?
>>3081632
You said:
Y
Converting nuclear fuel
1....2...3....
Conversion complete!
>>3081609
Guess that means everything is going to be handle nicely then with you. Well... I must be off now, sleep and all that.
Welcome to the randomly generated HUNGER GAMES HOUSE
>>3081638
Oh screw you.
>>3081612
D-Don't do that. Stop or I will kill you for real.
>>3081631
My aim is perfect when it is needed, but shooting random animals down would be a waste no matter what.
>>3081632
I see. Good luck with your studies. At least you don't look suspicious or like a creep.
>>3081638
Using weapons that you're not familiar with is something really idiotic.
And it all ends with a single bout of greed. Good effort to all who tried. Especially you, strange hedgehog.
>>3081624
>She shrugs
Wouldn't really know. Not from Earth, myself, Gensokyo, rather.
>>3081631
She's terrifyingly powerful, seems to have a grudge against me, and it's also her job to exterminate members of my species.
>>3081651
I believe Miss Ramlethal and that gem woman have been hosting those games as of late....I haven't had much contact with that man.
>>3081659
Noone knows how she fights better than I do, so I might be able to...it's just crazy enough to work. Ah! Right. Farewell, miss!
>>3081671
>keeps doing that
Post waifu charts and rate
>>3081651
I don't steal from the people. I just take some stuff no one needed anymore.
>>3081676
Just another planet without space travel then.
>>3081651
Because animals are soulless beasts! Helping them is like helping a devil! And I for one, do not help devils...normally
>>3081674
>fuck me
>>3081662
betray
>>3081637
The stripes show off the curves of a girl's butt, why wouldn't people like them?
>>3081684
That's enough.
>
>>3081697
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
Congratulations, Christie.
>>3081697
Good work, girl. Thanks for the opportunity, hedgehog thing.
>>3081662
>Junko's masturbation room taking up 1/4th of the house
>a fucking 2 foot wide dining room
>Half of the rooms are inaccessible because they don't have doors
>King Knight's name is spelled incorrectly
>Alma Elma and Sol share a room
Games based on this wild ride house when?
>>3081697
>>3081674
This was easier than I expected it to be.
>>3081709
>>3081717
Try it, miss winner.
>>3081703
As I said, I did not know why. Now I know. Still, it seems some get more excited from this outfit than my other one.
>>3081717
The woman I had that short conversation with. Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3081662
>the only way to get to spikes clubroom is through junko's masterbation room
>>3081662
>was longer than most of the people and I don't even have my own room
Alright, I'll stick with my own mansion...
>>3081740
No, just taking away some stuff no one would miss.
>>3081658
This turned out to be far more productive than destructive. What were the odds, I wonder?
>>3081671
I should hope not, and thank you. Good luck with your own studies. Perhaps you'll find yourself studying at Caltech one day, and we'll speak under different circumstances.
>>3081671
>>3081717
Take it as a way to kill boredom. Of course the best way to do it is by fighting among ourselves instead! Isn't that fun? Not as fun as winning just now perhaps!
>>3081676
Have you tried fighting against her with more member of your own race? Numbers can win wars if well coordinated.
Here are the placements.
>>3081714
>>3081721
>>3081740
>>3081743
It was no problem.
If there's anything you all are confused about, please feel free to ask me. And don't be afraid to share what you think about my games so far.
>>3081760
How careless...
>>3081686
Hm? Oh, I believe we have contact with the Lunarians...Gensokyo is simply a magical region that's just completely separate from most of "normal" reality.
>>3081740
>She shrugs briefly
I can't say I'd presume to know, sir.
>>3081760
She's simply too powerful. And she's necessary for the place's stability as a whole, either way.
>>3081717
Congratulations, miss! And thank you for having us, sir!
>>3081762
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3081717
Congratulations, Christie
>>3081762
Thanks for hosting
>>3081662
Eh...I'm actually not that mad that I'm not on this.
>>3081740
How do you not know that? Were you never forced into the church? Hmm, that's probably why you have this condition! You must be baptized!..I'm still going to need that ocular fluid though.
>>3081754
>that pic
>through time and space, Chris Pratt disapproves of using the raptors as weapons
>>3081743
>>3081755
You didn't even burn out the atmosphere!
>>3081714
>>3081721
>>3081740
>>3081743
>>3081776
Appreciated.
>>3081730
Doesn't matter. I have to leave anyway so you got lucky this time. It would be too much of a bother to clean up your remains.
>>3081755
Probably not. I have different goals.
>>3081760
Killing things won't make it less boring. Only someone with a weak mind could find that fun.
>>3081762
Thank you for hosting. This is my second victory if I remember well.
>>3081762
Needs more references to these
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNwspV1x_gk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSj7yRyPWaQ
>>3081773
Not to worry. I am.... Quite.... Forgotten around the boards anyway.
>>3081808
Good night, Sarah-chan!
>Sorry something came up.
>>3081261 (Rammy)
But you don't seem to follow her...
>>3081263 (Elly)
No, not really, but I liked that one maid outfit you had on once.
>>3081797
>Wow. An image I didn't have. Thanks.
>>3081771
Moon people, huh? I guess you live on earth actually. Some kind of secluded area, like Minnesota.
>>3081786
>I really need to watch Jurassic World some day. After the last two shitty movies I just didn't feel like it would be any good.
>>3081754
Then I guess don't see a problem then.
>>3081771
Hmm.
>>3081773
I don't mind, really....
>>3081783
A church?
>Also no fancy winscreens or anything because I suck at editting. Sorry.
>>3081809
>All in due time. For now, I gotta head to bed, I'm asleep on my feet.
>Good night, everyone.
>>3081833
You're welcome senpai.
>>3081800
You know, it reminds me of what happened when we actually did destroy Hiroshima. I tried to distract myself from the guilt by working on complex problems. Ended up with Quantum Electrodynamics.
>>3081808
Life takes us unexpected places, but good luck in your endeavors.
>>3081835
It's not as good as the Original, but it fucking blows 2 and 3 out of the water.
>>3081835
>I really need to watch Jurassic World some day.
Wut you haven't seen it?
It's no Citizen Kane but it blows 2 and 3 out of the fucking water. It's a bunch of dinos running around and eating niggers, it's great.
>>3081773
>mfw Gentaro has a love guidance clinic
Perfect, fucking friendship and shit.
Also I did a thing.
>>3081844
>She only has like 3 images that aren't from the manga and it's not a problem. Thanks for hosting again. Good night.
>>3081830
>No worries
Oh, that...I didn't wear that by choice.
>>3081835
I just told you how it works, sir. I believe the gateway through the Barrier is located at the Hakurei Shrine, on both sides of it, in...Japan, I think it's called.
>>3081837
Hmmm...?
>>3081844
>Have a good one.
>>3081854
>tfw still have yet to watch Citizen Kane
>>3081835
Oi, just because we're surrounded by shit tier states does not mean we're.... Actually, you have a point.
>>3081854
>Its about a bunch of dinos eating people
GEE
>>3081808
You don't enjoy killing? Why did you take the job of a hitman then? You must feel something when you pull the trigger on something alive.
>>3081771
You're cornered in a very dreaful situation it seems. How do you manage to stay alive with a merciless being like that around?
>>3081849
I know all about quantum electrowhosiwhatsits
>>3081844
Thanks for your time, goodnight!
>>3081863
Citizen Kane is pretty entertaining, which may surprise a lot of people given how movies that old tend to hold up.
>>3081863
Go kill yourself.
>>3081808
Oh hey, you won Sarah-san? Congratulations.
>>3081863
If you wore it more I'd have to hire you to work at my Café, heh.
That wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.
>>3081830
I did follow her to the best of my ability. She has no need for me now.
>>3081844
Farewell.
>>3081863
>Neither did I.
>>3081881
I wouldn't expect many people I'm not already familiar with to have extensive knowledge of it, no need to be embarrassed.
Eruna is powering down.
Goodnight
>>3081917
>takes out your batteries and throws them away
>>3081912
>feynman.gif
>gif
why Feynman, why?
>>3081917
Farewell, you exuberant red head!
>>3081876
She's lazy, and there's a strict set of rules set in place. As long as I don't cause problems, I'm fine, but what's deemed as a "problem" is entirely up to her.
...Plus, supposedly with the new rules, she's only allowed to seal me temporarily.
>>3081896
You know what I'd say already....
>>3081895
>>3081903
>I'm gonna get around to it at SOME point.
>>3081893
>I don't hold much of a bias towards old movies at all.
>>3081837
See, piracy isn't bad.
>>3081850
>>3081854
>I think I know what I'm doing tomorrow. I loved Pratt in Guardians so maybe JW will make me appreciate him more.
>>3081863
Oh yes, Japan. They made my walkman. Great country, gave us Nintendo.
>>3081870
Hey, I haven't been on earth for almost 30 years. Maybe it has gotten better by now.
>>3081926
Eruna is love powered :^)
Post em
>>3081928
You're lucky I even have images! My involvement with computing was mostly limited to the terminal.
>>3081932
That sounds so complicated I better stop asking weird questions. Let's move to a better topic, like videogames! Do you play them?
>>3081947
where'd you get my waifu chart?
>>3081947
Oi make your own that's mine
>>3081935
Whattendo?
>>3081954
I'm barely even aware of the principle behind them.
>>3081903
I'm sorry, it probably doesn't mean much, but I can't begin to imagine being thrown out by my creators... The only question I have to ask is, have you found a new purpose?
>>3081932
Hey you never know until you ask, a small chance is still a chance, but I was kidding anyway.
>>3081966
Oh bloody hell Hane, fine we can share it if you really want it.
>>3081947
My waifu is my own taste in waifus.
It's just so perfect.
>>3081966
>>3081976
>>3081932
You said that to playing OJ but look how many hours you put into that.
>>3081993
Where did the anon post go? Now your taste sis shit.
>>3081947
I made a chart just for this.
>>3081977
Video games. One of the only things I miss here in space.
>>3081993
I can only tell who two of those are. And one of them is a sophisto. What does this say about your taste?
>>3081947
Might as well post my actual one since my joke one is up already
>>3081999
Hane's joking about it, I actually made the bloody thing a while ago.
>>3082001
Wow, literally 0.
>>3081980
I wouldn't have considered it a chance at all....
>>3082008
Oh. As I'd said to the other man, I'm barely even aware of the principle behind them.
>>3082001
>"Some point" is "some point". Indeterminate.
>>3081947
>>3082020
>soraka
you goat fucker.
>Sleeping
>>3081980
No. El has been trying with no success.
>>3081947
https://youtu.be/s1tAYmMjLdY
>>3082032
You should check my champion mastery, if you say that you'll love it.
>>3082050
>You will never fuck link's boipussi
>>3082028
Some point equal to never. I want mi money back so I can buy Uncharted Thief End.
>>3081947
>>3081977
Is that so? Then it's about time you get into them. You can't grow old and die without knowing what are they about! But let's leave that for another day.
Goodnight to all of you and thanks for the good match!
>>3082011
I dunno, do my waifus really have to be really well known for them not to be shit?
>>3082032
She isn't even bard. Terrible support.
>>3082028
It's simple fun. Lay back, take the controller and play.
>>3081995
>Well hopefully it's nearly as good as 1. But as long as it entertains me, I'm good.
>>3082050
Wait, isn't the middle one a picture of Parsee?
>>3082058
>I will
Sucks to be you.
>>3082069
I mean, most of them look the same.
>>3082078
Mine is
>not on waifu charts
feels good
>>3082038
>Wakes up
Poyo?
>>3082096
>kissu
>>3082078
No. Check the bulge.
>>3082095
Keep telling that to yourself.
>>3082081
Go away Grimace with a dick and tits.
>>3082096
>pushes back into sleep
>takes a shit on
>>3082067
I hardly plan on doing either of those things.
Farewell, sir.
>>3082077
>She shrugs awkwardly
I've got other things to do.
>>3082060
>I'll see what I can do during the day.
>>3082078
>Bulge. So probably not.
>>3082104
what's the difference?
>>3082113
no deal
>>3082101
I couldn't hear you over the sound of my afk charm hunting.
>>3082085
Y-Yeah, well... but...
I hate you.
>>3082103
P-Poyo?
>>3082114
Poyo...
>>3082096
>waves hello
>>3082109
I need no confirmation, or some petty (You)'s to feed my rep, or my ego.
Both are illusions.
They are worthless.
Just like your wins.
Or this post.
>>3082106
>Raven
>snapback girl
>Ursula
>Mei
Those are pretty decent choices but the rest is garbage.
>>3082028
You could let me at least have a little fun, I know my jokes aren't funny, but at least let me tell them...
>>3082040
Are you unhappy at all? I can't tell, you're not exactly an open book, no offense.
>>3082095
>>3082129
>waves back
Poyoooo!
>>3082125
>>3082054
The stage is set. Beauty in death boys.
>>3082145
BTFO
>>3082126
Me too champ... Me too.
>>3082101
Wait, people actually buy uncharted for multiplayer? What? Why?
>>3082117
Uncharted!!!!!!!
>>3082151
>runs over and makes motions asking Kirby how he got here
>>3082136
Remember, pick shit like Leona, Braum, or anything with a heal if you want to be an asshole with an easy win. Pick Bard if you truly want to have fun.... And be an asshole.
>>3082178
We are born by the memes. Undone by the memes. Made men by the memes. Fear the old memes.
>>3082178
>have to turn off sound
I am not sona. You don't have to watch Bard pick up every charm.
>>3082144
I do not think so. Though I do not see any point to continue walking around on this planet.
>>3082181
I play all of the above and always have fun, except as Bard I'm not a cunt as I actively stay with my adc until we get first tower and then roam with them using charms as my speed boost and w to give them more movement speed to run to other lanes and get fed.
>>3082157
Wait I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that. I love you. L-Let's get married.
>>3082192
>nods in understanding
>>3082181
>Leona
>Braum
>Bard
>Soraka
WHERE'S NAMI!? WHERE'S TOP TIER SUPPORT!?
>>3082144
I don't mean to be a killjot, I'm just...bad with humor.
>>3082204
>Sobs quietly
>>3082095
>I don't even know why I'm on any.
>>3082181
>But it's fun being Leona and just smacking the everloving shit out of people
>>3082231
In Dota you league shitters.
>>3082216
>Kirby asks why he is here
>>3082208
Fun fact, Bard was made with good solo laner adcs in mind. Such as Cait, or anything with good range.
>>3082214
God help us all.
>>3082231
Refer to anything with a heal.
>>3082246
To do battle!
>Swings blade at the pink puff
>>3082209
W-well, Parsee wouldn't like that. But maybe we can have a one night stand?
>>3082200
D-don't say stuff like that! When you say stuff like that it just makes it harder to move forward!
>>3082234
I know I know, there's no reason to get all upset over it...
>>3082246
>motions stating he followed Dedede here
>>3082255
I like to go with a graves or vayne as well, I make it work incredibly well.
>>3082245
>Implying I don't play dota
Fucking Vengeful best support. Heck I don't even play Support vengeful.
Butterfly, Sange Yasha, Satanic Vengeful.
>>3082255
Nami is fun!
>>3082234
Before you get bubbled all the way and Nami outhealing you.
>>3082266
>Tidal Wave of Useless
I saved my team Multiple fucking times with that tidal wave. Not only that, I have crushed teamfights with that tidal wave. 600 AP Nami Tidal wave is not to be trifled with.
Once more will not hurt. A new thread will come eventually.
>>3082268
I have not been moving forward ever since she discarded me. At least not too anything important.
>>3082259
>Kirby jumps back
Poyo?!
>>3082269
>Kirby nods
>>3082265
NO
YOU'RE MINE
>tackles and forces ring on your finger
>>3082277
That is some old school XBOCT shit right there. Old school for Dota 2 that is.
Nothing new here, I see...
Hello.
>>3082277
I have yet to see that tidal wave save me from anything
>>3082293
>kissu
>>3082304
>>3082304
>>3082304
>>3082268
Right. Sorry, sir.
...I may have an idea to get in my mistress's good graces again.
>>3082293
Hello, miss.
>>3082277
>Who the fuck gives her a chance to do any of that?
>>3083477
