So /trash/
I got one of these because I'm a total degenerate faggot
But, it's fucking massive. I feel like it's going to tear my colon apart.
How can I work up to taking it?
You don't, you are supposed to place them on a coffee table to stare at it in awe.
>>3078598
keep using it
and use lots of lube
also post pics you faggot
That is one ugly fake-cock.
I'd much rather take a giant fake horse-cock up my ass.
>I feel like its going to tear my colon apart
because it will, you fell for a meme
next time you want a sex toy get something more sensible
>>3078816
I think this sex toy was engineered by the blue aliens from "Avatar".
It would explain how something that massive can be considered "medium."
>>3078816
Is it sensible to want to feel like I'm getting raped by a dragon? Probably not, but damn makes my dick diamonds
>>3078871
You ain't seen nothin' yet, boy.
>>3078598
Lube up and pray.
Then when you've had your fill, upgrade to large.
>>3078915
Looks like the Cyberdemon's dick, lol.
>>3078915
How exactly do you get that in your ass?
>>3078967
Only once
>>3078915
Nothing like a skinless body builders arm to shove in your enemies asses.
>>3078967
Look it up on toypics, people can. They have.
Where there's a will there's a way.
The BD owner can actually use every single toy they make
>>3079040
I don't believe you
>>3078967
Like this
https://videos.toypics.net/view/4348/xl-trex-hilted-2/
>>3078598
Believe in yourself, anon
>>3078598
>>3078598
Now that you have your first, you start a collection! Buy a couple smaller models and work your way up. Try to grab some tapered ones so that you can gradually work them deeper as your ass widens over time
yeah you totally fucked up going crackers first
should have grabbed something with a tapered tip
>>3078598
get some aloe vera gel
use it daily on your ass and stretch yourself
>>3079614
[spoilersdontworkontrash]Rex is a fucking amazing toy 10/10 comf comf[/spoilersdontworkontrash]
The question is, have they made anything to surpass the Tyrannosaurus Sex?
>>3079758
A small shrub
>>3078915
No fucking way that fits in a human asshole!
>>3080217
>2 links to the same video slightly below it
I am so sorry Anon.
>>3079086
>https://videos.toypics.net/view/4348/xl-trex-hilted-2/
>>3078915
Good god, I'd be scared you'd have to go to the emergency room just to get the damn thing out
>>3079086
How the fuck is it possible to not get any internal damages after that?
>>3081937
Slow and steady stretching. Actively working to keep yoursel stretched. It's not that hard.
>>3078915
That looks more like a bludgeoning weapon than a fucking sex toy.
>>3081981
But that thing much reach your stomach or something
>>3078598
I probably would've gone for something thinner at first. Honestly, the best beginner kind of toy they have is the small horse dildo. It's thin, so it gets you used to having something back there, and if going balls deep is your thing, it's thin enough that you'll feel it deep inside you with minimal pain. if you gotta have that dragon dick though, the anthro dragon is great to start with too.
just work it in a little bit each day and you'll gradually get used to it, not difficult at all
Question, is true when more anal sex you do, when more you insert things more and more you like it?
Please anons, tell me your experiences
>>3088026
Well, after some practice you get things inside you faster, thus delayed gratification becomes less delayed. The rest depends on your body and stuff.
>tfw ive wanted a Chance for months
>tfw too poor to justify spending over $100 on a dong.
>>3079641
I started on a medium crackers and it's do-able
it just took me two weeks to hilt it that's all
While you're working on stretching your ass for the big leagues, you should frot with that monster and take pics
Medium crackers is amazing for hitting your prostate but it's also stupid big for a medium. I love mine but it was not my first.
>>3079740
This anon is so right though. Holy shit does large Rex make me squirm when I knot it. Unf.
You're supposed to train your rectum until it's stretched long enough to take it
Get to work, faggot
OC, first time ever publicly posting this
why does butt stuff feel so good
I don't understand, you'd think it would be the opposite
>>3092883
Same reason it's fun to pick your nose or clean your ears, I think. It's just fun to shove stuff in your body for some reason.
>>3092835
Hot.
>>3093328
nah it actually feels incredible but I'm not really sure why
it's not comparable
>>3092835
You've got a cute asshole :3
>>3092835
More.
>>3092835
I want to know what feels like to stick my cock in an asshole that can take one of these monsters.
also, after you get to the point you can take one of these, can getting fucked by an average-sized human cock still do anything for you?
>>3092835
>can't ever get my ass that smooth and shaved
>also can't get rid of this weird purple/brownish tint no matter how much i scrub
i just want my ass to be appealing
>>3093989
pics of your unappealing ass pls
>>3093604
>>3078598
I take medium cockatrice pretty regularly up the vag, it just takes a little practice son.
>>3100506
Damn, I'm always impressed with girls that can take bigger toys. My ex couldn't even take a medium razor. Any pics?
>>3101298
Believing there are girls on /trash/
>>3103300
>Being this silly
There are chicks here, but the going rate is ~1:2000
Far lower than most boards, and infinitely lower than /soc/ which runs ~1:100.
>>3078915
bump
>>3105648
Sauce please?
>Would consider getting the Dragoness Muzzle fleshlight
>Min $130
>TFW poorfag
>>3106163
They are pretty awesome. Much better than using your hand. I own a Hazel and Natascha but never use the Natascha because Hazel is 1000x better. Totally has nothing to do with the more feral aspect...
>>3105648
I need more shit like this
How do you get anything greater than 3 inches up your ass?
There's a bend in the colon right? So how do you straighten it out? Force?
>>3106391
The power of porn logic, I imagine.
Anybody have a favorite BD dildo they like to use? I'm thinking about buying my first one soon.
>>3106320
Are they as flexible and soft as they look and claim? Is that lube they sell necessary?
>>3106749
They are super flexible and soft. Flexible enough that I can fold it in on itself but it will go back to it's normal shape if I don't hold it like that. Any lube can work, NEVER EVER use silicone based lube
>>3106405
I used to think this, but honestly there must be a way seeing as how many people who are capable of doing it.
>>3106771
Nice! Luckily some day my situation will be stable enough that I can waste over 100 bucks for something with the sole function of putting my penis inside it.
>NEVER EVER use silicone based lube
Sounds like a lesson learnt the hard way.
My thread go deleted, so I'll just to;dr repost here.
Someone on Craigslist is willing to sell me a Medium Crackers for $80. Implying I can scrounge up $80 in enough time, how do I stretch my ass? I've never done any butt stuff before.
Pic related, it's the dong.
>>3107649
>Buying used dildos
>From Craiglist
>>3107733
H-He said it was unused, and that he got it for his gf but they split before they arrived.
I did find the listing on m4w personals, I don't think he expected a guy to ask about buying one.
>>3107306
Nah, wasn't me, nor anyone I know of. It's just since the toys are silicone you don't want to use silicone based lubricants because it can wear the toy down due to the lower quality silicone used in the lube. BD uses medical grade silicone for their toys and I bet lube companies don't
>>3107773
yeah that's about the biggest load of bullshit i've ever heard
that thing has been in his ass 100%
forget the dildo, just fuck the guy
>>3107968
idk if he rolls that way, and I don't wanna scare him off if.
>>3108028
You're already buying a fucking dildo from him, he knows you're gay.
Besides, medium Crackers is way too big for a beginners toy anyway, the $80 would be better spent on something else.
>>3108056
He knows I like dicks, but I don't know if he likes dicks.
>>3108277
So ask him, dummy.
His GF just left him, he's probably horny and desperate for some hot succ.
>>3107773
unused just means he tried to fit it up his ass but couldn't.
because he was a fucking dumbass who bought a dildo he knew he couldn't take.
at least the guy wasn't stupid enough to buy a dildo off craigslist though
>>3078915
>nobody's posted the gif yet
>>3078915
Pretty sure I took a shit that big once.
[italics] once [/italics]
>>3106430
Rexxxxxxxx. One thousand times Rex.
Be honest /trash/.. would you?
>>3111043
Drink soda through my asshole? No.
>>3108277
Real dicklemma.
>>3111043
I don't drink pop anymore.
>>3111593
>>3111690
>>3111043
t-thats lewd
[spoiler]i've got a WS fetish and chance with a cumtube..[/spoiler]
[spoiler]this is your fault[/spoiler]
mfw I bought this even custom colored it and the hole is so tight it hurts my dick. Hardly even use the damn thing.
>>3111874
>the hole is so tight it hurts my dick.
My dick must be smaller than I thought then.
>>3112039
I'm wondering if they didn't make it as pliable as it should be...
>>3111043
>goggles
Intense.
>>3111043
What am I looking at here?
>>3105648
we REALLY need more toy x toy stuff.
>>3105648
holy shit, sauce?
>>3100259
You really gotta post more, anon.
>>3079740
>mfw despite my best efforts for like a month I can't knot my large rex
It feels like my hip bones are just too narrow or something. Makes me sad.
>>3117635
angle the knot sideways and use more lube
>>3112509
A bong hooked up through a horse dildo.
>>3078915
>tfw that is larger than my forearm
Boy, being skinny sure is fun!
>>3078915
and to think I thought that pic related was the biggest they'd ever make
>>3078915
A weapon to surpass metal gear
>>3079086
>https://videos.toypics.net/view/4348/xl-trex-hilted-2/
pic related. This man is a shining example to OPs everywhere
>>3118468
>you will never drink orange drank from one of these
I ordered a Janine yesterday. About what can I expect?
Anyone else hard while reading this thread?
>>3108893
What's so good, exactly?
>>3119614
Yeah, I wish there would be more pictures.
>>3080625
>>3079086
>>3111874
>tfw I have a really fat dick and got a perasaur
>tfw no problems with it besides some very minor tearing
>tfw it's their tightest toy and it feels amazing
Best $130 I ever spent. Holy shit.
>>3122610
Some anon in a Zootopia thread said the BunnyBuns from Primal Hardware is milllees better than anything BD sells. How true that is, I don't know as I just have BD penetratables.
>>3127219
are they worth the money?
I have a couple of cheap onaholes and i've always been curious
>>3079086
>https://videos.toypics.net/view/4348/xl-trex-hilted-2/
gagging reflex but also an erection
>>3078915
>>3117635
Try pushing up on the knot with your hand instead of just bearing down on it from above. The base is kinda thin so it tends to flop. Also definitely grind against the knot instead of just bouncing.
>>3127219
People have mixed opinions.
I won't ever get a bunnybuns because it's apparently made of a really soft material, which makes it damn easy to tear and accidentally ruin.
>>3078967
It's meant for vaginas
>>3135994
Anon I think you need to learn more about female anatomy. The intestines are massive compared to vag. I don't think a single woman could take that whole thing without causing some serious problems.
