/sad/ - Satyrs After Dark #6: Family Night Edition
For the more explicit material not generally posted on /satyr/. Original content, whether it's art or stories, would be highly appreciated. Discussion is encouraged, just make sure to keep it on topic.
Previous Thread - >>2883006
>>3052017
Fuck. I love girls that can pull off this look.
fiiinally
>>3052017
>Family night in
>"But daddy, I don't think strip Monopoly is a real board game."
"Fine, how about oiled naked twister then? You and your sister can play and I can spin the arrow."
>>3052425
Oh sweet, that's super hot.
>>3052425
Just when I think im done masturbating we get more content.
>>3052563
>you will never play oiled naked twister with your daughterus
>>3052425
Holy fuck...
>>3052425
Hey, /d/, people in /sat/ are talking about fucking you... They are also having a shit storm, buuut, fucking you! Eyyyy! Also, fan-fucking-tastic pic!
>>3054588
>:(
tattletale
>>3054639
I didn't want /d/ to go in there, expecting people to talk about filling their holes, then just find shit on the walls. That's be rude.
>Adjusting your cap, boldly branded with a golden PI on the front, you look down at your daughter.
>The curly haired princess bounces happily beside you, her favorite "cocksock queen" shirt lifted slightly by your spawn growing in her womb.
>She probably liked it because she takes it literally, fancying herself the alpha mare in your herd.
>Nodding, you silently beckon her to follow as you make your way deeper into the crystal palace.
>Reaching the outside of her little mare cave in the wing she shares with you, her presence is quickly confirmed by her guard patrolling the general area.
>More of a skeleton crew, honestly, as she does not have, nor attempts to have any real importance in the empire politics.
>The guards silently salute the two of you as you pass, allowing you to stealthfully enter the room.
>Inside, amidst the bit of mess sits the neet princess, Dagger. Your niece, herd member and cocksock.
>Her attention is focused on some online racing game, leaving her ignorant to your presence.
>Slowly, you and Cotton make your way closer to the girl, until finally you're so close you can smell her.
>Despite her lifestyle, the satyr is rather well kept, thanks to the efforts of her assistants.
>Even her cute, lazy mohawk is barely ruffled, the strands keeping to the proper side of her half-shaven head.
>In a fluid motion, you vault over the couch, taking the now flailing satyr by the shoulders and forcing her onto the coffee table.
>>3054994
>"AHH!" she screeches as she thuds against the surface. "Uncle 'Non? What are you doing?"
"Surprise ponut inspection, sweetie. Try to relax."
>The pudgy satyr takes a deep breath as her tail lifts and her hands seek the controller, intent on not loosing her game.
>You won't make it easy for her.
>Gripping the base of the large plug in her rear, you give it a rough tug, causing Dagger to let out a breathy moan.
>Slowly, the rubber slides from her obsidian flesh, glistening in the dim lit den.
>As hoped, the tight ring of muscle holds a gentle gape, waiting for further use.
>Slipping a few fingers into the warm hole, you spread her wide, exposing her innards to the light.
>The young satyr doesn't fight as her rear is carefully scrutinized by her uncle and cousin.
>Satisfied that Dagger has kept herself properly clean, you pull your fingers out of her before lining yourself up and sieZing the girl by the haunches.
>In a single, fluid movement, Dagger is pulled from her stomach, and into a sitting position in your lap, her tight ring snuggly fitting your throbbing erection.
>Giving a few pumps of your hips, Dagger warms up a little despite herself, causing her wink audibly.
>Cotton Candy takes this as her cue, burying her face into her cousins groin.
>"U..uncle Anon! Please! I'm, ah, a little busy!"
>Your response is a firm thrust, releasing a small gush of fluid into her cousins waiting mouth.
>With a small grunt, and a gritting of teeth, Dagger goes back to her game, even trying to continue in vain to hold up her conversation on mic.
>Her friends, as is normal of pre-teen girls, giggle and joke amidst mixed conversation, some discussing the difficulties of being a cocksock, and some wishing to become one.
>>3055012
>Thankfully, her friends by no means take it easy on her.
>Every twist and turn Dagger makes is accompanied by a shifting of weight, each bump accompanied by a squeeze.
>It quickly grows to be too much, pushing you ever nearer your edge.
>As Dagger approaches the end, neck and neck with other racers, she begins clenching hard in anticipation.
>Her warm anal walls squeeze you like a vice, preventing any action save for holding her belly and thrusting desperately.
>Releasing into her in heady spurts, the warm sensation combined with Cotton's ministrations forces Dagger over the edge.
>Though she crashes at the last second, she finds it hard to care, far more concerned with riding out her orgasmic high, plastering her cousins face with thick, off-yellow mare cum.
>As you come down, you pull the satyr from your softening member and lay her beside you to catch her breath.
"Good job, sweetie." You begin. "You passed your inspection."
>"Th..thank you, sir." she grogily mutters.
"I'll see you at dinner. Have fun with your game, alright?" you tell her, standing to go.
"See you, Daggy!" Cotton Candy echos, planting a gentle kiss on Daggers ponut, leaving a lipstick mark as she does. "Later."
Sitting back up, Dagger is quick to pop her plug back in, holding her uncle Anon's seed inside like a good girl.
"Sorry about that, girls. Anyone up for another race?"
Bump.
Slow as fuck. Bump before bed.
>>3055025
unf
What would particular satyrs listen to as they're having sex? Any music that they're partial to?
>>3064282
Why would they listen to music while having sex?
>>3064315
You ever fuck with music? Gets you pumped as shit. Or sets a less pumped, but very enjoyable mood.
>>3064607
I haven't had the privilege of having sex, but I know I wouldn't listen to music while masturbating and that music in porn is annoying as hell.
>>3066034
>not playing fap hero
Slow as fug.
Taking one shot requests for stories. Try to keep it simple, and nothing over the top like Urethra standing to pee stuff. Thats sounds more like an action rather than a good story prompt
>>3070149
Melody's dad walks in on her showering (she forgot to lock the door). She didn't hear him entering because she's too busy experimenting with herself, so he decides to stay and enjoy the show a little.
>>3070486
Does she call out to daddy during?
>>3070514
Yes.
>>3070486
>Taking advantage of a blind person's inability to see
This only pisses me off because I lump this in with abusing a mentally challenged person. Melody's dad is an asshole.
someone wanted a trappy pogo the other day?
>>3077239
>Trappy
I like my traps to be more modest, not dressed up like skanks. Not the requester btw
Why are you guys still beating this dead horse?
>>3078318
Because corpse abuse is my fetish, Anon.
Goodnight, /sad/
>>3074428
You make it sound like he's going to brutally rape her urethra.
Don't tell me you wouldn't take a tiny little peek at your daughter's boobs if you've never seen human tits in several decades?
>>3074428
Melody isn't mentally challenged is she?
It's just a hereditary eye disorder that makes them look a bit ditzy to those who don't know them.
>>3084368
What if he heard her cry out his name, and upon coming in to check on her, he instead finds her going to town on herself while moan like daddy's little whore?
>>3084389
I'm pretty sure he would sit her down after she is dry and have a talk with her about how she is still a young woman and that its normal to be confused about what love is. But as she gets older ah who the fuck am I kidding? It's fine then. But seriously, I'm ok with whatever twisted fetish we throw around here but Everyone has to be over the age of 18 and give consent. As long as they meet those criteria he can drink her piss for all I care.
>>3084368
>Melody is blind.
And blindness is not a mental disorder.
>>3084468
>Everyone has to be over the age of 18 and give consent
Only in certain parts of America. Most places it's 16 or lower.
>>3084540
>16 and lower
>lower
I don't belive you, where?
>>3085298
>>3085384
Why are there so many places where there's no data available?
>>3085684
No idea. Maybe they just don't have age of consent laws.
>>3085684
Probably due to those places having highly decentralized governments that don't offer an official age or else the law varying on a regional basis.
>>3086362
Indeed.
>>3086362
And the age of consent in Equestria depends upon the roll of 3d6.
would you take 30 days from any sexual actions if your daughteru asked you?
>>3087005
No. I love her, but she should know not to ask for something that's physically impossible.
>"But daddy!"
"Shh, honey dumpling, just let the crushing weight of reality kill your hopes and dreams and accept the slow decay of entropy."
>"Well could you at least not do 'it' when I have friends over?"
"Hey, it's your friends' fault for being so sexy."
>>3084521
It is a disability though
>>3087328
Yes, but not a mental one.
>>3087499
>Implying a disability has to be mental for it to be wrong to take advantage of someone
So raping a mute because she can't scream is super duper? Oh! Let's go run a train on some cripple girls since they can't run.
>>3087832
No, but nobody said anything about raping.
Also, this discussion is completely off-topic for this thread. Please take your moralfaggotry to /sat/.
>>3087832
Sure, I'm in! I'll hijack a train while you find some cripples to tie up and put on the tracks.
Which one is the horniest of the Derpy kids?
>>3089184
Dingaling.
>>3089275
Who's the lucky bastard on the receiving end?
>>3089288
>>3089482
when will dingaling be sexual ?
>>3089958
When you run into her at the nude beach.
>>3089958
Dingaling was always for sexual.
Cocksock dingaling when?
>>3090214
>>3090204
>>3089958
>sexualizing dingaling
>>3090239
Just because her eyes are a bit funny doesn't mean she doesn't have needs too.
>>3090204
Alternative edit without the tanlines.
>>3089958
Who's she sucking off?
>>3090525
some horse I guess
So this is where satyr's innocence goes to die.
>>3090788
>implying satyr has any innocence
>>3090555
Less horse and more dad, please?
>>3090827
Also, less 5-year old ding and more qt shortstack ding please.
>>3090862
I can do shortstack
>>3089958
Now, because of you. Bless you. Mind doing one of her and Maxie? Anal, if'n you please.
>>3091032
Same, but vaginal.
>>3091057
Same, but oral. On both. 69.
>>3091032
I want to eat her like sushi.
>>3091122
You want to cut her up and eat her raw on a bed of rice?!
>>3091205
Do mermaid tails grow back if cut off?
>>3091314
I don't think so. Anyone good with mythology?
>>3091122
>>3091205
>>3091314
This expands dong.
>>3091205
k so how many anons are into violence/gore cause that's what your main man /d/ was originally about.
no worries if it isn't y'all thing tho.
>>3091530
Blood makes me queasy and violemce only sits well with me in controlled bdsm
>>3091530
Gore is a bit hit and miss for me. Sometimes it does nothing for me, other times it's the hottest fucking thing ever.
I can't really say what does it for me, other than consensual gore/snuff is almost always better, and amputees are better when their stumps have caps put on them afterwards.
>>3091626
I'm not into gore as such, but I don't mind the idea of consensual consumption of each others' regenerating body parts.
>>3093562
Go ahead and post. Can't spoiler on /trash/, but if it's too much for some people, they can still hide it very easily.
>>3093562
I say post censored and with an imgur link to the uncensored. Some people actually do get ill and freaked out looking at gore; as opposed to pissed or disgusted at certain fetishes
>>3094507
that's mostly what I was worried about.
it's trash, sure, but it's gore and that actually is fucked up?
like I'm thinking about going and deleting those foalcon pics I've done, if only because I don't want that matched up to my face irl, since a couple of anons have claimed to know me.
>inb4 I'm a pussy
>>3095908
Foalcon? /d/, those characters were aged up. Anyone who says they weren't can eat a dick; aging up characters ISN't pedophilia. I mean, that's why you aged them up in the first place. You wouldn't do underage characters. 18+ only.(Wink wink.)
>>3095908
Those people are already here, /d/. They're not in much room to judge.
If you're that worried about it, maybe try a different art style and name for stuff like foalcon and guro.
But I wouldn't worry. If you're just talking about those people saying you're cutie patootie, they're just playing into the narrative that you're a really fuckable grill.
>>3096159
>Implying
I want to fill /d/'s boi pussy with my raging rod. I want to slam /d/'s clam with my red tunnel. I want to fuck /d/'s face with my genitals.
>>3096382
holy shit.
not that I'm against it, but where did all of this sudden tension between the anons and me come from lmao
>>3097090
You just exude sexy.
>>3097090
I think you kind of embraced the sexy hardcore and all the openness with the fetish stuff; people just assume your dtf... and that is hot.
>>3090393
> nipples pointing in different directions
Have you ever laughed so hard you lost your erection?
>>3097090
Apparently some Anon in /sat/ had a dream about you being a girl.
This is /d/'s girlfriend weighing in, I don't really post in here or satyr, but /d/non is a grade AAA 5 star fuck~
>>3098746
Sure, anon. We all wish it were true, too.
More commission love from /d/ but this time for /sad/.
>>3100185
Aww yeah.
>>3100185
>>3100440
Here is one when you jack it with the lights on. Still not /d/ btw.
>>3100185
>due to some sort of dimensional anomaly, Muddle and fem-Muddle end up in the same universe
How do they react to meeting each other?
>>3100504
It's not /d/non's work? Who is the artist then?
>>3100574
I imagined it like this
almost comedically floppy, with stereotypical bumps, for texture ~
>>3100766
>forget picture
fucking kill me
>>3100520
here's how he imagines
>>3100932
Wow, that's accurate.
>>3100185
But will she do anal?
>>3101230
If he wants to, she'd probably be into it too. They are practically the same person after all and would likely have all the same interests, fetishes, sexual preferences, etc.
Basically, they'd make a perfect couple.
So we all know male Minotaurs are haram, but would you go for a qt lady moo and raise many daughterus with her?
>>3102354
Yes, especially if minos worked by my headcanon, and had a milk based culture.
Basically, they emphasize lactation, use induced lactation to start it long before they can even have kids, and have a colossal output, due to having both the extreme output of bovines mammaries, combined with the sheer size of (usually well endowed) human ones.
Udders are optional, but I like 'em.
>>3102430
Though I can see them celebrating a milk based culture and I like the idea of having out there head canons, I really dislike the idea that they make ALL females engage in it. I know this is /sad/ and we have a perverse reputation to maintain but maybe we could have it be based a culture that instead celebrates mothers and milk production. That way we can still have an emphasis of milk production and it doesn't dissolve into more fetish wank.
>>3102430
WAIT WHEN WAS COW DAUGHTER MADE
I USUALLY KNOW THE FETISH CHILDREN BEST
are there other fetishy charactera you're hiding from me
>>3103559
>WHEN WAS COW DAUGHTER MADE
Ages ago... But she's not exactly popular - no real green about her, and I don't know if there's more than just this one pic for her.
>>3102430
>>3103400
>celebrating milk culture
there are still perverts
>>3103672
What about Ariana's goat milk?
>>3103839
>Ariana, Kimmy, Petunia, and Daedulus
>You will never have all the milky daughterus.
Do you think satyrs would produce different types of milk from different nipples?
For example, would Kimmy produce human milk from her breasts, tiger from the teats, and goat from the udder?
>>3103839
M80, I know you love Ariana, and I agree, she's pretty damn cool. But this is partly what lead to people hating Timber and the drakes - being brought into every conversation without need.
That said, if you want to bring Ariana into something like this, try making some content - if you can draw, then maybe a picture of Ariana being milked. If you can write, maybe a short story about Ariana's time in the milking barn, or the time she produced a heart-shaped box of handmade cheese to her crushed on Heart's-n-Hooves day. If you don't feel up to that, maybe do a short few sentences:
>Ariana takes her backpack from store to store around Ponyville, lugging around the homemade cheese
>Because of the slight saltiness when compared to cow cheese, she sells out really quickly.
>Ponies love their salt-licks
>She's under target for girl-scout cookies, but given the cheese sales, Akaela (what do you guys call the leader of a scout troop?) decides to let her off this year.
Or, do like this guy >>3103931, and do some stuff that creates conversation, rather than just "but what about my favourite?"
>>3103969
^This. I'm all for meaningful dialogue. But you can't just lazily tack on a name. The boring.
>>3103969
I'd hate if people started hating Ariana. She is 3 qt.
A more general question. Do goat satyrs have great balance like normal goats?
>You will never fret for your daughter's safety while she stands up straight on an 89 degree slope out of your reach.
>>3104590
I'd like to think so. She'd probably be amazing at scaling mountainsides that to other satyrs seem impossible.
>>3104590
Does she faint whenever she gets surprised? So Anon has to always stomp around the house in heavy boots so she can hear him coming?
>>3107653
When it's just Kimmy home, dad liked to sneak up on her.
Ariana is a different story. She can cause property damage when she faints. The coffee table will never be the same.
>>3103559
And what the hell makes a satyr a "fetish child" to you?
>>3103672
Who the fuck are any of them?
>>3052017
Took me 3 goddamn days to notice those aren't jeans
>>3108076
Oh, yeah. I guess satyrs don't really need pants unless it's very cold.
>>3108343
Didn't know what a satyr was desu
just thought it was a qt with a tail
>>3108587
>Didn't know what a satyr was
Human x pony (or other non-human creature) offspring.
Top half is human, bottom is whatever the non-human parent is. Sometimes they also have minor non-human traits on their upper body as well, such as claws or unusual eyes or ears.
>>3108587
>thought it was a qt with a tail
I think you're right on the money, boyo.
>>3108696
>half whatever Anon stuck his dick into
Which is just about every living female creature in Equestria.
>>3108011
easily exploitable to fetishism
Ariana: giantism/urethral(aparently)
DD: lactating
Kaos/Mistake: wild matches like knotted cocks/horse cock, expansion, age/size play
all I can think of now
>>3108754
Don't forget halfpipe and the bunny bitch.
>>3109718
>the bunny bitch.
Preds only.
>your pony gf uses her magic to make you into a shemale to indulge her bi nature
>this is passed to your "male" satyr kids, who play with your girls too
>family orgy nights
Diamonds
>>3109916
When are we going to get a pic of that Manticore girl roughly fucking the bunny slut with a huge strap on?
>>3110217
>family orgy nights
The only line here I found appealing.
>>3110253
>they're actually switch D/s roles
>>3109916
>>3110253
"oops! wrong hole ~ good thing you're a Breeder, otherwise that coulda been bad."
>>3111965
>Your daughters will never anally dominate each other to establish pecking order.
>One will never rise above her siblings, insisting to everyone that she is is your favorite because she's the booty queen.
Why even live?
>>3111965
>that gross image
have something better
>>3112147
Look at that face. The whore loves it! Will the dom show any affection, or respond with more "bully"?
>>3112147
M-More, please?
Needs more dads impregnating daughters.
>>3118349
>>3118349
Amen.
>>3118349
These orgies Anon has with his wives and daughters always seem to be a little bigger each time.
>>3118349
What in the unholy fuck did I just read?
>>3109916
Okay, so this may be a little weird, but I just can't see this picture without hearing this song.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ChjJEU8_szU
It's like my mind's subconsciously decided that it's this particular pair's theme tune. Honestly, I can quite easily imagine them having incredibly rough, one-sided sex to this bit of music.
>>3112385
Bunny Buns is for bullying tenderly, nothing else.
>>3122487
The basic concept of why people got mad in /sat/ a few weeks back.
Dear internet God of perversion and fetishes, please bestow upon me a picture or story, or both, featuring Yuzu wearing one of these latex/rubber bondage suit thingies.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56c9659eecf05
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56ba828da85d0
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph569166e9d6bee
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56a3f259e5487
In return I promise to continue being a degenerate pervert to the best of my ability, amen.
>>3123820
https://derpiboo.ru/902222?scope=scpe0ed78a5f898c4dfd9d4f199de3905ff80ee67b1a
Closest we've got?
>>3123820
That first one is exactly my fetish.
Encasement, forced orgasms (or denied, both are great), sensory deprivation.
Unf~
What satyrs could endure a day or two in latex for daddy when they've been really bad, or really good?
>>3123716
What happened there? I don't follow those threads too closely.
>>3123820
Hello new fetish, what may I call you?
>>3123960
>Latex on fur
Taking that shit off is going to hurt like a bitch?
>>3123960
Gumdrop's down for pretty much anything, including being edged continuously for almost two days straight. Only on weekends though, because she needs a good night's rest on school days.
>>3123960
>Latexfags
>Encasementfags
>Sensory deprivationfags
>Forced bondagefags
You're one of the reasons why my choices for good porn is fucking limited. Not as terrible as the garbage group, but you're down there with pawfags
>>3123992
Fetishfags kept shoving their fetishes into almost every discussion that popped up. Something the majority did not like.
>>3123820
Make it Lewdzu wearing it with her younger self asking just what in the hell she thinks she's doing and I'm down.
>>3124204
Sorry, should we go back to talking about the wholesome subject of incest instead, boss?
I thought this thread was supposed to be a no complaining zone, otherwise what's the point in having it at all? If we start arguing about every little thing that doesn't appeal to us personally then we may as well go back to the main thread.
>>3124301
No, a couple of people threw shit fits whenever something they didn't like was mentioned until they got their safe space.
Based on the fact they routinely come to /sad/ to give us grief, and sometimes actively seek out fetish pics on derpibooru they don't like to yell about them, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's not enough that we be out of sight where they need not see things they dislike. Until what they don't like is simply gone, they will not be satisfied.
>>3124149
It's the best way to spend a weekend.
Especially after daddy put in the head phones that play a looping tape telling Gumdrop what a good daughter she is, and how much he loves her.
>>3124532
>Couple
There were about 8 people who admitted it; but I have to agree that it was only 2-3 who were actively speaking out.
>>3124532
>No
Lying again? Of course, you have to be right and everyone else has to be wrong.
>When a disturbing fetishfag shouts out in AiE, they tell the fag to shut up
>When a fag in Flutterrape shouts out, they tell that fag to shut up
>When a disturbing fetishfag in almost every general shouts out, they will tell that faq to shut up
>When a fetishfag in the Satyr General shouts out, a whiteknight faggot will show up and defend that fag no matter how many people hates him
You know, that one Anon was right: if you were in the satyr general when it was first created, then we wouldn't even have a general in the first place because you would have driven away everyone.
>>3124966
And that's why we have /sad/. I can get not wanting someone to lie and spread a false narrative (off topic: fuck feminists), but it doesn't matter. Anyone from /sat/ has already decided how they're going to view what happened and anyone new won't know or probably care for context. It's over. No one won. I wouldn't say anyone lost, but no one got anything objectively good from that shit.
>>3125031
It sometimes makes me wonder if one or more of the guys who claims to be into disturbing fetishes and hardcore incest are just mighty shitposters who are extremely hellbent on destroying the satyr general for reasons unknown.
I mean, seriously! If that's not the case, then what the hell is it with satyrs that has attracted so many fetishfags from /b/ and /d/ that we were forced to create a separate general dedicated to fetishes on /trash/?
>>3125544
Oh my god. Why are you even here if you hate all of this stuff? Do you just hang around to try stirring shit up? Because that's all you ever seem to do.
Seriously, shut up and enjoy it, or fuck off back to /sat/.
Here, have a satyr.
>>3125544
I don't think it's that simple. If it's shitposters, they would still be spamming /sat/, which they aren't. Some people have "hardcore" fetishes, and that's fine. Look at /d/, they don't force it and are actually pretty polite about it. (Unless they just go on Anon when they want to argue. In which case, that would make me a sad sexual harassment panda). The problem is when those same people are stubborn assholes who believe they can do no wrong/are in the right/feel that they have control over the thread because their topic is being circlejerked at the moment. In which case, it's not just about fetishes. Ships, discussion, story ideas, canonization, who deserves to exist and who doesn't, ages, everything will be a topic that can cause a shit storm. It's not the fetish, it's the person. Or people, but at minimum person.
>>3125619
I don't hate it, I just hate people like you who keeps trying to make every single topic be about a fetish.
>>3126050
That's the whole reason this place exists.
Go back to /sat/. Don't worry, we won't follow you.
>>3126050
Kind of the point of /sad/. It's in the op.
>>3126050
Then why the fuck are you still complaining about it?
Enjoy the sexy satyrs and ignore what you don't like, or bugger off back to /sat/.
>>3126104
I wish that was true. If only that one guy who keeps trying to push fetishes and incest into every single topic wasn't in /sat/.
>>3126244
>ctrl + f
>"Dad" gets one hit, asking about paternity.
>"Daughter" turns up three posts. The only one with anything sexual is someone complaining about someone liking herds.
>"Incest" gets two hits, related 5 posts from a two day old conversation about the siren satyrs.
>The conversation is much longer than that, including non-incest topics. The five posts in question are about siblingcest.
>Out there fetishes restricted to one post about anal kegels in response to a requests post. Immediately dropped when informed it's SFW only.
I didn't realize 6 out of 245 posts over the course of 3 days was "pushing it into everything".
Clearly, it's better to hang out over here. Way less fetish stuff here.
The whole premise of these threads is satyrs born of a human (presumably anon) and a pony or other MLP character. This arose on a board that's largely about wanting to fuck fictional characters. Is it so bizarre that wanting to fuck those OCs, thus committing incest, would be a very large part of how things operate?
It's like going to a broader /mlp/ thread and complaining about all these "fetishists" who want to fuck pastel horses. I just don't understand what the big deal is.
>>3123960
Man, that must be messy for them pony legs.
>>3129898
When Gumdrop's dad lets her out every Sunday evening from a hard weekend of edging, her first concern is always to get all her frustrated filly juices out of her fur.
Bump.
>>3126923
Stop throwing out bullshit about how /mlp/ and satyrs only exists because everyone wants to fuck them and nothing else. The whole general only started in the first place because people wanted parental feels.
>>3134030
Where did I say that the satyr threads were created because people wanted to fuck them? I only said that people wanting to fuck them was a natural consequence of the thread existing on /mlp/.
Let me ask you this: If there's nothing to do with sex, why have satyrs at all? Why not adopt a foal, or fantasize about EqG girls? Because you want to fuck and impregnate (or be impregnated by) ponies, because that is /mlp/'s culture. And that culture will naturally leak into the threads it hosts.
>>3134637
>If there's nothing to do with sex, why have satyrs at all?
Because of the parental. Fucking. Feels.
>If you fantasize about wanting to impregnate a pony, then that means you want to impregnate your own daughter as well
That's retarded logic. You're retarded. Just stop.
>>3137189
>Because of the parental. Fucking. Feels.
Did you even read the next sentence?
>>3137205
I don't have exact dates... But Equestria girls was officiallt announced (going by Wikipedia) in May 2013. I can't speak for everyone, but my first Satyr content was in June 2013, and the scruffening (when I found out about Satyrs) was in May. So Satyrs predate the official announcing of EqG.
As for adoption... Well, I'll be blunt. It's not your own kid. No matter how much you love this child, they are not genetically yours. You can love them, and you can like them, but they are a step removed from you, especially when they're only abstract.
Quite a bit of original satyr stuff (not all of it) either focused only on Anon and the child, or had Anon have a divorce/be a widower. Sex wasn't really important for those stories.
The smut was also there, true, but there's smut everywhere about everything.
>>3138160
>The smut was also there, true, but there's smut everywhere about everything.
This is all I was trying to say. /mlp/ is a smutty board, and it's a general thread about daughters, so it's like... What do you expect, you know? Of course there's going to be some incest.
>>3136571
>>3136629
>>3136876
ding dong
>pic
aaaaaaaayyyyyy
>>3136571
>Telling daddy to shut up.
Oh boy, you better believe that right there's a paddling.
>>3139859
She immediately told him to look at her butt instead of talking. A paddling may have been the goal.
are there any satyrXpone ships outside of incest?
>>3140306
Not many. It's usually satyr on satyr regardless of gender or relation, or father on daughter.
If we're gonna gonna satyr on pony, I'd prefer being able to cheer sonfus on in being cunt destroyers as they forge their first herd from their classmates.
>>3140306
Pogo x Mayor mare I see usually thrown around
>>3140489
I still think that's hilarious and I wanna read the fic it was based on
>>3140496
Only one I can think of
http://pastebin.com/beqq0ZPj
>>3140306
>pic
I like this one.
>>3140880
honestly I'm looking for reasons to draw that pony without making /another/ satyr
>>3141022
Nothing wrong with making another satyr, as long as you're willing to put the effort of either coloring the image or writing a little to flesh them out some.
Failing that, you could always draw Dee x Pacific foaldom.
Dee always catches the finest club sluts for dad.
>>3141140
horses are big...
have some halfpipe
>>3141323
Horses are, but she is a Little Pony®™.
>>3141323
>>3141675
>>3141905
>all this effort
bruh
>>3143458
I didn't make it, it's just an old thing I had saved. I think there are better ones, but it was the only one I could find at the moment.
>>3143473
Yeah, no worries. I've seen it before; I just thought it was funny that people still use it when we have better stuff.
There's this, too!
>>3141352
T-Titty fuck? Auto fellatio?! /d/, I love you.
>>3141352
Do you think we could see her finish?
>>3141352
Does she have a horsepussy as well as a cock?
>>3144795
Well, she's futa... So yeah.
>>3144826
Yeah, just wondering, since some futas only have a cock instead of pussy.
>>3141352
/r/ Anon balls deep in Halfpipe's horsepussy with one hand on her cock stroking her off while he rails her pussy.
>>3138217
>This is all I was trying to say.
Except it wasn't. What you were trying to say was that /mlp/ was created solely because almost everyone wanted to fuck ponies, nothing else. You're completely ignoring everyone who just wants to cuddle with ponies and marry them, or just talk about crazy things, feels, fun and adventures.
/mlp/ is not a smutty board. It just has a bit of everything including smut.
>>3145158
You just want to see the world burn, don't you?
Go back to /sat/, complain-anon.
>>3145158
Agreed, but this isn't /mlp/. It's /trash/.
>>3145090
This, but Half-Pipe balls deep in Snapshot while soing so... Or Snapshot in Anon, whatevah.
>>3145287
How about Anon balls-deep in Halfpipe's pussy while Half-pipe is balls deep in Snapshot?
>>3145421
Yeah, I think so. I just misread it the first time.
>>3141352
Hey /d/, mind doing a continuation of this with Broil and Muddle?
>>3146754
continuing the picture how so
>>3149500
Broil overpowering Muddle and power pegging his lubey butt hole.
>>3149864
Are you actively taking requests, or did you just feel like doing that one?
>>3149864
Niiiice
>>3149864
OR here, I was thinking Muddle doing her doggy style...but his is okay too.
i might take a couple when i get back from work tomorrow morning
>>3151337
Candy getting her tits teased... Or more Half-Pipe tit/mouth love
>>3151337
Can't wait, /d/.
>>3145158
>What you were trying to say was that /mlp/ was created solely because almost everyone wanted to fuck ponies, nothing else.
Not at all. I said that smut has always been a dominant part of /mlp/'s culture, even when it's tongue-in-cheek. There's a reason the Scruffening was such a big fucking deal.
Being "largely about" something doesn't mean it was founded for that reason. It's a statement about the actual culture of a place, not the founding purpose or whatever.
>>3149864
>Muddle secretly loves getting his butt fucked
>He gets his hottest masturbation sessions from imagining some guy with a huge dick fucking his ass balls deep
>Ashamedly cleans up the messes amd reminds himself he isn't a fag and this needs to stop
Guys, I have a horrible confession to make concerning ships. But I'm worried it'll start a shitflinging contest if I tell you all about it.
>>3156227
please, the thread has been kinda dry
>>3156346
Alright, a little more dynamite won't hurt. So I've been thinking about these scenarios between Ace and Simmer ever since that short between them. Like how would they first meet, how old would they be, how would their propinquity grow, how would they open up towards each other. It's bad, man. The more I think about it the more I wanna discuss this ship. The last time I was like this I made an hour long playlist based on the turbulent emotional condition of another relationship. I think I'm dangerously close to approaching that point.
>>3156631
Eh, I could kinda see it happening. In the same way that the IvyxSimmer ship works: with the girl seeing a woobie and her heart softening. Just replace the sweet shy girl with a sweet insecure girl... or a confident leader girl; I characterize her as insecure, but whatever floats your particular boat.
>>3156695
I could see her acting as both. More secure in some places, but really insecure in others. I'd figure she'd have it masked better considering that she'd be older than him.
>>3156876
Well yeah, but someone also has Ace pining for Prince Radiance. I think some of us just like pairing her up with pink headed guys. In truth though, it's not far off. I envisioned them meeting when the freshman class takes a visit to Ace's college.
>>3156631
Personally, I can't really see Simmer or Broil having a serious long-term relationship with anyone but each other, but whatever floats your boat.
>>3157174
I think most things would be better without Icarus, but that's just my opinion. Really wish there was more discussion about Prism; not much to go on personality wise or sexual orientation wise.
>>3157149
>>3156695
It's more like a dinghy.
>>3157222
Let's take a moment to break her down then. Prism is the daughter of Rainbow Dash, by now a successful Wonderbolt and an Element of Harmony. The first question we should ask ourselves is if she would pick up any of her parents' personality traits. If so, which would be the most likely ones? The second question we should ask ourselves is what would her interests be and why? Would she be interested in joining the Wondebolts or not? What else would she be interested in? The third question should be who would be, besides family, in her closest relationships? Why would she consider these particular people as her closest connections?
>>3157367
>The second question we should ask ourselves is what would her interests be and why?
Dressing in style, because she wants to be a pretty lady.
>Would she be interested in joining the Wondebolts or not?
I'd say not. She'd probably try to stay fit for the sake of appearance, but not care much about competitive flying.
>The third question should be who would be, besides family, in her closest relationships?
Ivy. Maybe Snapshot as a gay platonic friend.
>>3158018
Alright, so she likes fashion and is besties with Ivy. Garret could be a likely suitor since they're both like-minded. Snapshot too if you don't just consider him gay.
>>3158183
Has Snapshot ever been portrayed as not gay?
