/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Politically Incorrect Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
https://youtu.be/nqniSO8kxFo
https://youtu.be/teWw7UQ-0F4
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5Pmg28CGvo
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
Salad is good for you.
th for true love
Lapis Lazuli
>>302759
Pure love.
Pearl is so cute.
>>302751
It helps you stay slim like Lapis.
>>302686
ok guys heres my fan fiction i am going to work on it more tonight i assure you this is the best you're going to get until the show comes back trust me friends I would not lie to you
CHAPTER 1
"DONT DO IT PEARL" steven exclamed
"IM GONNA DO IT I MISS ROSE SO MUCH" she said knifingly with her hand
"PLEASE PEARL YOURE LIKE MY MOM I LOVE YOU"
"ITS TOO LATE STEVEN" pearl squawked in anguish
pearl turned her hand into a knuife and slit her own throat wide open and then poofed into a gem
"NO PEARL WHY" steven cried with those stars in his eyes
amethist comes into the room and says to steven "ha ha what a dumb idiot" "why did she do this again" asks steven sullenly. "She does this because she wants attention"
says amathest slylyl. She picks up pearls gem and throws it across the room. "ha ha dumb idiot" she starts dancing and banging sullenly on her ass going "wimp wimp"
at dinner time steven says to garnet "garnet was mom really even that cool? I mean she seemed pretty lame to me from that video i saw inside of the lion. Actually I didnt
watch it inside of the lion i took it out of the lion and then watched it outside of the lion." "She was very cool" garnet says sullenly. No one says a word
ebcause they are praying to god to bring rose back. Pearl reappears and kills herls f again because she's a dumb idiot. No one evenc ares anymore.
>>302757
>>302797
CHAPTER 2
perdiot sits quietly in the bath room while the crystal gems are eating a bountiful thank giving feast. "Why are all of these gems so bad and i am the only good one i
dont get it why do people like these dumb idiots" she exclaims as she fishes a turd out of the toilet bowl. "look at this clod" she exlaims as she examines the poop.
just then pearl breaks down the door and exlaims "i miss rose SO MUCH" and then cuts her throat again. Steven comes in and apologizes for her. "she does this all the time
it's just a phase." pearl poofs back with cool black trip pants and storms off exlcaiming "IM NEVER COMING BACK." "she'll be back that dumb idiot" says amehtis
greg is minding his own business at his nice car wash when perl shows up and exclaimes "I AHTE YOU GREG YOU RUINED MY LIFE I HATE STEVEN TOO HE RUINED MY LIFE AS WELL"
she kills her self in front of greg. Greg cries. pearl comes back out of her gem and looks like rose and says "gimme a kiss big boy" and greg sullenly kills her again.
"YOU WENT TOO FAR" greg exclaimes to the dead gem. But pearl cant hear anythnig because shes in her gem listening to like Nick Derake or Elliot Smith or Nine Inc Nails?
>>302759
>>302790
It's also delicious.
>>302814
Indexter, fuck off.
>>302797
>>302816
CHAPTER 3
pearl wakes up in the bathroom. in the bath tub is a giant mound of steve dung. It does not smell good so pearl makes her nose go away. peridot is there and says
"hey pearl its me peridat i have constructed a time machine for you out of excrement and i can fix all of your problems. Just get inside!" Pearl hesistewntly enters
the time machine. It is sticky inside of the time machine. The poop is sticking to her clothes and she vomits but gains compusure. "teach me how to fly this thing!"
she excalims.
minutes later steven feels him self begin to disappear. "oh no!" garnet exclaims" steen is disappeering. "oh no garnet youre right" says amathest. They fuse into nicky
minaj but its too late, steven is gone. No one even remembers he existed.
>>302768
>>302797
>>302816
>>302833
CHAPTER 4
Beach City, 1932. The gems are sitting around wearing old timey clothes because thats what they were like the pilgrims with the buckle hats. Rose gets up to go get
something to eat because she does that every 5 minutes. Paerl enters the kitchen in future clothes. "Hello rose its been so long" pearl says sulleny. i came from the
future to fuse with you" drool oozing from her dumb idiot face. "thats gross and also rape" rose exclaims. Pearl tries to force fuse wth rose but rose fights back.
pearl hits rose over the head with the toaster oven and she poofs into her gem. pearl picks up the gem and starts trying to danc e with it like some kind of crazy
person. when they dont fuse pearl exlaims "IF I CANT HAVE YOU NO ONE CAN" and smashes her gem into the wall. It breaks intoa billion pieces and pearl storms sullenyl
to the warp pad, never to return
>>302777
>>302797
>>302816
>>302833
>>302843
CHAPTER 5
GERMANY
pearl is at the pub or whatever its called in germany and meets a dashing young man who is also very atteracted to her. they hit it off real well. They go back to his
place and because she thinks its going to impress him or something she just like shoots herself with a gun and poofs back in the shape of a beautiful german woman
and the young man is just astonished. They begin a long term romance and bang a lot. The young man becomes president of germany and they both live luxurious lives and
bang a lot.
one day pearl hears her husband talking about how he doesnt like jews. pearl doesnt really know much about jews but she knows that greg was definitely one and that she
hated them all. she tells him that maybe they should just kill them? He thinks this is a wonderful idea and guess what it turns out he was actially adolph HITLER
and we all know how that story ended!!
>>302777
>>302853
god bless you indexer
Off to a good start.
SU and Tokyo ghoul
>>302874
Yikes. These threads really have gone to shit.
Is it just the time of day or is this how they are now? Just image dumping your waifu stuff we've seen before and this fanfiction meme.
>>302797
>>302816
>>302833
>>302843
>>302872
BRAZIL, 1950
the war has ended. pearl managed to escape by faking a suicide on that fate full day in 1945. She changed her appearance again too look like a jewish person (trigger
warning: racist joke) (big change am i right fellas? can i get a high five?) and escaped germany with some refugees. pearl has just received a package from her
boys back in the US. This package is what will comeplet her plans. she now toils away in her lab. a jar of bones lies open on her work table. the lid, heart drawn on
the top with sharpie (were those around then?) sat beside several other bones ,far too big for jars, in various states of powderization.
"Ive done it!" pearl excliams. She adds some black stuff to the blue stuff and whatever and mixes it around. when she is done she unlocks her safe and removes
the small cardboard box labeled "fragile". she stares sullenly at it for a few moments before taking a deep breath and carefully cutting the tape with her pen knife.
it is full of packing peanuts. she shuffles them aroudn for a bit, savoring this moment. she thinks she will feel relief when she sees that first glimmer of pink
but what catches her in the gut instead wis pure dread. this was wrong. she shouldn't be doing this. she shouldn't have done any of this. but she has come too far
to turn back and is too lonely to go any further without being loved. she removes the shards from the box and places them in the mixture. it begins to bubble
and a giant figure emerges in a pink flash.
I am going to work but don't worry everyone I will post the rest when i get back
>>302890
Sorry but no. We already have a "Rose" character in Tokyo Ghoul. It turns out she's a crossdresser.
>>302731
Show off your OCD.
>>302890
I dont even like TG but this look cool
>>302842
you know I continue to post "thumbnails" from my phone just to spite you right?
I'm excited for the day you suffer an autistic heart attack
Every. Fucking. Time. On these threads.
>>302900
don't you call my beautiful fan fiction a "meme" you piece of shit
>>302900
>Is it just the time of day or is this how they are now?
it's a bit of both but mostly the latter, not only are people not discussing the show but they're getting too caught up in waifu/shipping and telling indexer to fuck off that they're ignoring attempts at show discussion
>>302912
And by cool i mean edgy
>>302910
So organized. That really turns me on, anon.
>>302928
And by edgy i mean its actually ok
>>302916
It doesn't really matter
All my reactions are mechanical in nature, you're getting mad about a machine
>>302900
There's a SU discussion thread in /co/ that's gone on for a while without devolving entirely into baitposting, so I'd imagine most people who want to discuss the show instead of shitpost are over there.
>>302825
Was it ever said why Malachite walks around like a lizard instead of on two feet like the other fusions we've seen?
>>302972
Fuck, when did it switch.
I remember people used to be proud of the trash threads like just a week or two ago.
>>302972
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0198sVRnTOM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AfHMsaFPRV
here i even brought some oc to express the level of suffering our pearl is in at any given time.
>>303006
Fuck Pearl and her suffering.
>>302966
Autism: the post
>>302984
YesThe more the gems being fused are synchronized the less extra body parts the fusion will have.
Lapis and Jasper dont combine very well
>>303017
>>303016
>most likely a house cat gem fan behind this post.
>inb4 just a pearl shaming tactics are employed
>>302966
is indexer admitting to use of a bot?
isn't that against global rules?
>>303046
He's actually a robot
Skynet got put on a budget. Thanks, Google
>>302784
>Dah japan stuff
>>303046
Nah, I think he's just saying he's le ebin machine-man that has no feelings.
>>303033
>implying I'm a perifag
I'm just fucking tired about hearing about Pearl and her suffering anon.
Reminder that Homeworld was right and that Rose's rhetoric is flimsy at best.
>>303054
And also no friends, life, reason to live
>>303067
I even composed backing music for it.
I'm here with a message and it needs to get out.
I am the pearl who longs for death.
Alright i'm going to bed
You better behave yourself while I dream about best gem
Goodnight /sug/ar cubes
You know what I'm curious about?
Why are there so many people on tumblr that obsess over what people ship for Steven Universe and not other things like homestuck or that off game?
>>303132
>the meme is spreading
Fuck.
>>303123
Is indexer a lapisfag? Should we be concerned for his well-being?
>>303132
Then fucking die already.
>>303163
>off game
You mean undertale?
Also, I guess because tumblr really likes SU because it's "progressive" or some shit, and since Steven is the main character (and also a small child), they feel necessary to defend him against the people who ship him with the wrong gem.
>>303187
I can't die until I know Steven is safe.
>>303189
off game is basically undertale plus edgyness and less fun
>>303189
Off is that game made by French developers where you play as a baseball player that kills ghosts. It's very similar to Undertale, though.
>>303229
>>303253
I assumed he was talking about undertale (since it's all the rage on tumblr right now) but couldn't remember the name. You're telling me there's actually a game called "Off Game" out there?
>>302945
Is it wrong that I'd let Ghoul!Garnet eat me?
>>303163
Because apparently a lot of people on tumblr identify with the characters on SU and don't like it when their self-insert is depicted in ways they don't approve of.
>>303264
Yup.Just OFF
>>303264
It's just called "Off".
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/OFF
>>303163
because they believe it belongs to them, they over obsess for that exact reason.
>>303163
Because they don't like shipping an underage kid with centuries-old aliens.
>>303322
Fags.
>>303282
>>303298
I see; doesn't seem that bad actually, I'll give it a try once I'm done with Fallout 4 (read: probably next decade).
>>303322
They also hate some ships that don't have Steven in them like Pearl/Dewey.
>>303280
It is understandable
>>302784
That's some kawaii shit, son, but I got kawaii-er.
>>303362
Eh it's not entirely all that interesting. It's a basic rpg, people mainly obsess over the story and its "deeper meanings".
The music is alright I guess, a bit different than what's normally expected for an rpg though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1EPegIzD2M
>>303414
I have the kawaii-est.
>>302731
Tagged under "reasons I wish race wasn't such a big issue" [spoiler]though with this particular image it doesn't matter because they did it to be offensive for guaranteed replies[/spoiler]
>>302790
>>302825
I missed where this meme came from please explain
>>302983
This picture in particular a cute even though the proportion is off by a lot - I think it's the hair outfit and face that do it for me
>>303362
:3
>>302784
aaaaaaaaaaa
>>303512
wot a smol
God dammit Sugar we're falling apart here, we need our fix.
>>303512
>>303606
>it doesn't matter because they did it to be offensive for guaranteed replies
Agreed. Tumblr may be overreacting with getting pissed over people drawing a character's hair a certain way, but the people who are just doing it to offend the SJWs tend to come across as edgelords.
>>303627
>expecting mercy from sucrose
>>303637
i wonder why her hair is not a triangle?
>>303606
â–²
▲▲
laptop keyboard doesn't have alt codes... inb4 mentally punching myself for trying to use spoilers on this board
>>303652
I'M GOING TO PRETEND IM A NAZI ZOMBIE LIKE IN CALL OF BATTLEFRIED 3 AND BE WACIS TO THE SJW MEMES LOLOLOLOLO TROLLFACE.JPG OH LOOK U MAD
...even in satire i felt my IQ dropping making up that quote
>>303705
Sucrose is Chara now
>>302791
what sort of dumbass loses their feet?
>>302984
this thread is too point taking, you know, kind of like..a, maybe an apple, like how an apple is red with is like blood, i'm taking a point on how the red apple is red, like, look at this
(1) All ravens are black.
(2) Everything that is not black is not a raven.
It should be clear that in all circumstances where (2) is true, (1) is also true; and likewise, in all circumstances where (2) is false (i.e. if a world is imagined in which something that was not black, yet was a raven, existed), (1) is also false. This establishes logical equivalence.
Given a general statement such as all ravens are black, a form of the same statement that refers to a specific observable instance of the general class would typically be considered to constitute evidence for that general statement. For example,
(3) Nevermore, my pet raven, is black.
is evidence supporting the hypothesis that all ravens are black.
The paradox arises when this same process is applied to statement (2). On sighting a green apple, one can observe:
(4) This green (and thus not black) thing is an apple (and thus not a raven).
By the same reasoning, this statement is evidence that (2) everything that is not black is not a raven. But since (as above) this statement is logically equivalent to (1) all ravens are black, it follows that the sight of a green apple is evidence supporting the notion that all ravens are black. This conclusion seems paradoxical, because it implies that information has been gained about ravens by looking at an apple.
>>302731
>/sug/ on trash
>politically incorrect edition
>Zamii Controversy still fresh in your minds
I suppose there's never gonna be a better time.
You, too, have known butthurt, and that butthurt torments you still. You hope hatred might someday replace the pain, but it never goes away. It makes a board hideous, inside and out! Wouldn't you agree?
We both are demons. Our humanity will not return. You. Me. We've no place to run. Nowhere to hide. And that is why I'll show you my demon.
Anyone got anymore UNF gems?
>>303918
not for sexual you clod
I don't like how you can't tripfag in /trash/.
I want to shitpost.
>>303970
Go tripfag in the /co/ steven universe thread then.
>>303970
Huh, you really can't tripfag in /trash/? I thought people were just being really decent.
>>303918
>>304034
S-saphie calm down plz
>>304060
>>304073
>>303948
>not for sexual
>posts a very implied sexual image
What's the truth anon
>>304060
dats quite a jungle she's got down there
>>304073
Oh boy
Here's to you, Lapis and Pearl
Rest forever here in our world
>>304091
yes
>>302731
connie is suddenly more attractive.
boy, do i hate niggers.
>>304151
But she's Indian.
>>304097
I normally don't like pubes, but Jasper is an exception.
>>304151
You may have a bimboification fetish. Her breast size is also bigger, plus she's a dumb blonde.
>>304160
NO
>>304060
>>304073
>>304077
>>304173
I didn't want this boner.
>>304151
I'll cut you
>>304188
I've got a bit more if you'd like it, Anon.
>>304200
i'll help you cut him.
Freaks go home.
>>304201
I'd like that very much.
>>304229
>>304228
But we're already on the floor. The trumpet's already worked.
>>304228
Didnt you saw last thread boyo?
Quints confirmed Jasper as best character.
i want japser to kek ruby, and fuck sapphire right in front of her, making sapphire cum over and over again, showing ruby what a real gem can do.
who's hype for this in 20 days? 160 pages to tide you over for the month or two left in the hiatus!
>>304240
>>304246
>no bulge
why is there no art of jasper's cock smashed against her clothes/
>>304278
>>304277
This triggers me
>Their school is in the open sea
>>304222
yay! teamwork!
>>304228
Nah
>>304288
Last one, I've got math to do.
I want Jasper to sexually bully me with her muscles.
>>304303
>math
Shit, you reminded me I have to study for Calc. ;_;
>>304330
Just do it, Anon. Make the smart gems proud.
>>304319
>>304330
>Cal
CAL CHUCHESTA
>>304344
I started going to the gym not long ago, and I still have yet to see any girls as big as Jas.
I know it's not likely, but hey, a guy can dream.
>>304277
he's just thinking about the gems instead of the schoolwork okay, it's symbolic!
>>304346
Fuck off Fandango.
fucking jasper mane
I want to bully Lapis
>>304319
do you want her to emasculate you, showing you her muscles and making fun of yours, telling you that you aren't a real man.
or do you want her to overpower you, pin you to the bed, pull out her big thick delicious cock and fuck you with it?
c-cause i want the second one.
>>304373
Whoa there anon, you messed up your comment. I'll fix it for you since I'm such a nice guy.
>I want to hug Lapis.
>>304366
No, go dick a suck of bag
Post your hangry face
>>304486
Why not both?
Although replace pinning to the bed with getting pinned to the wall. And maybe throw in being forced to clean the sweat off her abs with my tongue.
>>304496
No, fuck you, I want to bully her into killing everyone the planet.
>>304486
i would like that without the dick
>>304507
*on the
>>304256
>>304486
>>304373
>>304503
>>304517
so a strapon? but thats not as fun, a strapon cant shoot hot gooey ropes of cum inside you.
>>304500
Go back to masturbating over your overpriced vinyl collection
>>304529
NOT FOR SEXUAL
>>304529
I give you something to be buttfrustrated about, anon. Bend over.
>>304507
Whoa there, you messed up again. Don't worry, I've got you.
>I want to hug her into caring for everyone on the planet.
>>304539
TO PIMP A BUTTERFLY IS AOTY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, GO BACK TO LISTENING TO DANCE GAVIN DANCE WHILE I LISTEN TOO REAL MUSIC LIKE SWANS AND DEATH GRIPS
>>304589
Just shut up, Steven.
>>304256
quint Jasper fag reporting in.Your welcome btw.
>Freaks come out of the woodwork
>Thread immediately gets worse
I'm not surprised.
>>304539
>>304614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thX-yD8UMb4
>>304556 the songs for you too ;)
>>303970
>newfag here
What is tripfag-ing ?
>>304658
Inserting triple the quantity of allowed objects into your urethra at the same time.
>>304664
i want to to put on my name now to laugh at the newfag.
get out newfag.
>>304664
You know how some people put on a name that appears where "Anonymous" usually does? That's tripfagging. It's usually looked down upon unless that person actually needs a trip for some reason.
>>304682
>newfag
get out before you become them
>>304685
like me, i always use my name because im a founder of the general and write dank fanfiction.
>>304673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRPwAaLqP90
>>304614
>Swans
>Death Grips
>TPAB not AOTY
Sounds like you have shit taste my friend.
Who /thanksgiving/ here?
>>304706
i think i know this fanfic your speaking of.
you know you can never place eva braun and pearl in the same photo at the sign time in history?
>>304717
my taste is better
>>304729
i have like 15 fanfictions for SU. just a little bit more than the amount of fanfiction i have for my little pony... not sure which is worse.
>>304731
Nope, definitely shit. You'll see the light eventually, though.
>>304706
>a founder of the general
>implying that matters
HAHAHAHAFAGGOT.
>>304743
faggot, art is art, my taste is in art. your taste is in garbage
>>304742
i'm always looking for emotionally distraught or visibly shaken pearl.
anything where's she's completely melting down by herself or after something bad happens.
maybe throwing in the nice imagery of her fumbling to light a cigarette on account of her hands shaking so badly.
>Amethyst will never crush you with her thighs
>>304723
yo! buffet for me
>>304763
life ehhhhhhh?
>>304757
Nah, your taste is definitely shit without a doubt. You may have fooled yourself into believing that its art, but at the end of the day it doesn't matter if a shit stain is framed, it's still a shit stain.
>>304773
>filename
>>304782
>it entitles me
It doesn't entitle you to jack shit, nigger. You just do it because you love sucking cock and anal creampies.
>>304784
speaking like a true pleb
>We still have a little over a month until SU returns
>Another month of this shit
SUGAR, ZUKE, MATT, ANYONE
PLEASE, SAVE US FROM THIS SHIT HOLE,
>>304805
i do if its a girl's cock
i want jasper's sticky seed in my boy pussy :3
>>304781
for a pearl, a slow hell.
>>304782
if she's the worst gem then treat her like it then.
>>304814
And you're speaking like someone who's in denial.
>>304822
At least we're on the same page.
>>304502
>>304845
pleb
>>304847
nothing gay about sucking cock and getting your asshole fucked if its by a feminine cock.
How much of /sug/ has ever set foot in /hsg/?
I'm curious.
>>304833
>she ain't even mad, just slightly miffed they interrupted her Rose Memory time
>>304855
>>304814
>20 something in college starter pack music taste
>>304833
i actually just looked at my collection of fanfiction, i haven't written a single thing about pearl or garnet... fuck those 2
>>304877
>faggot pleb who cant except good music so he sticks to the radio
So who's gonna win the Steven Bowl? Blue prisoner, green midget, indian girl or someone else?
The thread is shit enough, so nobody would care about this:
Tell me /sug/, who's responsible for this?
https://www.f-list.net/c/Beach%20City/
>>304858
i mean its cool and all that you're into that but........yeah that's pretty gay man
>>304895
>linking miles davis like not every other white boy college age cunt isn't already jacking off to some sort of black people music in some form or fashion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyDpDz7fLkg
>>304895
>Not liking something strictly because it's on the radio
Hipster/10 m8.
>>304913
NO ITS NOT GAY! ITS A GIRL'S COCK! THAT MEANS ITS NOT GAY!
>>304926
>implying there is something wrong with that
fuck your shit, opinion is trash
>>304942
This is you right now.
http://efukt.com/21330_The_Yusaf_Mack_Video.html
Yosodomy Sam in Steven Universe when?
>>302797
>>302816
>>302833
>>302843
>>302872
>>302904
it's me i am back and here to complete my wonderful story
CHAPTER 7
BEACH CITY, PRESENT TIME
the crystal gems return to the gem house after a mission to rose's grave site. it had been over 80 years since rose was murdered and pearl tossed her dumb idiot
self into a volcano. ever since the site was disturbed years ago they had made annual visits to pay their respects and get a delicious coffee and egg sandwich on pretzel
roll bread for only $5.99 at the dunkin donuts in the area. This was an amazing deal and the gems could not resist. The gems hated the big donut. Their coffee is
terrible and they don't even have bagels. I know donut shops are donut shops and not bagel shops but I personally feel the two are close enough that having bagels
is just common courtesy. Who even eats donuts anyway? Donuts are garbage food for garbage people. It's not even about calorie count, it's about having good enough
taste to realize that a mouth full of sugar is disgusting. I can respect a fat guy who eats bagels. that's classy. you think a chocolate covered cake ring is going to
taste anyhwere near as good as a nice marble bagle with a bit of cream cheese? Absolutely not. Amethysts is laughing at a funny joke peridot just told.
"ha aha wow peri dot you are hilarious and the jokes are so high brow I really aprpreciate your wit you remind me of bill hicks if he were still around and not part
of a forced fusion with alex jones. Really smart. You are like the only pearl I am aware of who killed herself except you are much cooler and funnier and we all like
hanging out with you a lot more. thanks for joining the team" "yes i agree" said garnet.
"HEY" exclaims amethesit
"Let's go laugh at dead pearl in the volcano"
"hilarious idea!" exclaimed peridot
"let's do it" said garnet
>>304904
The first one who claimed him
>>304911
you , you fucking shill
Jesus Christ this thread really is /trash/.
>>304978
What seems to be the problem, other anon?
>>304954
whats wrong didn't expect a pearl to be that salty?
>>304960
those aren't shemales or twinks, its different stop being a faggotnigger.
its okay to fuck guys in the ass if they can pass for girls, and its okay to suck cocks as long as they are girl's or feminine guys, feminine enough to pass for a girl in public. as long as when the person if fully clothed, you would think they are a girl, its not gay.
what's going on in this thread ?
>>304974
But Rose wouldn't want her to do it, so she wouldn't.
>>304926
also, whats wrong with Emil beaulieau you disgusting pleb
>>304994
If gay is your way, that's okay, anon, just don't be in denial. Faglord.
>>304968
>lets go laugh at the dead pearl.
>>304999
A suicide cult, wanna join?
>>304814
>>304855
only good /mu/core is ITCOTCK and everyone with taste knows this to be true
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CHAPTER 8
the gems arrive at the volcano where pearl met her tragic end.
"wow I can't believe she really did it what a moron" snickers peridot
"she was very desperate" says garnet
"big dumb idiot ha ha womp womp" exclaims amethyst.
while they crack their wise at pearl's expense, peridot notices some weird bird like movement coming from the trees across the volcano plains. But this was too big
to be a bird. A flash of white. "Pearl?" she asks aloud. "dead as hell" says amethyst "yes very dead" gernet agrees. Peridot looks back and exlclaims "NO I THINK I JUST
SAW HER." "Impossible" explains garnet "she would never be able to regenerate inside of a goddamn volcano you dumb idiot" "what the hell did you just call me you big
piece of trash" demands peridot. "You heard me, dumb idiot" garnet days dryly because that's how she talks. "I don't have to take this shit you guys are the actual worst
I'm gonna go look for Pearl or whatever I saw over there because that's more fun than sitting here taking flack from a bunch of garbage dump dumbshit rocks who don't
even have any personality fuck you and fuck this I'm done." Sullenly she storms off to the woods.
>>305010
nothing he's positively magic!
>>304911
Esteban! Es tu mama!
>>304994
>>304911
>All those Jaspers
>>305020
>only good /mu/core is ITCOTCK and everyone with taste knows this to be true
In the court of the crimson king is a masterpiece, but not the only good /mu/core, also, i have an original vinyl pressing of itcotck, you pleb probably have it on itunes
This thread needs more Greg.
>>305020
BURN IT WITH FIRE
>>304994
>its okay to suck cocks as long as they are girl's or feminine guys
That's sound pretty gay.You gay anon
You gay.
>>305011
im not gay... i just suck cock
thats not gay.
>>305020
is this like an actual copy/pasted story from ff.net or something? or are you just shitposting, wasting your time on a intentionally shit fanfiction that you won't save and will just be deleted?
if anyone actually wants quality fanficiton, here:
>http://archiveofourown.org/users/Ipwnlocks/works
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>2
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>>305020
CHAPTER 9
peridot stomps through the woods just mad as shit. she sees a bunch of broken twigs or whatever and follows the trail made out of the broken twigs or whatever for what
seems like hours. she is tracking her prey like one of those magical indians from the movies. she finally comes to some sort of like tree house thing. she listens for
any sounds coming from inside but was met with silence. she carefully climbs the tree ladder i guess and enters. there are a bunch of those watermelon guys
running around doing melon shit. they ignore peridot as she looks around the room. there's a door to another room. quietly she opens the door and peeks inside. sleeping
on a bed is a great pink beast. it has the body of a big fat woman, 4 meaty, bloated arms, and a funny mustache under her 4 resting eyes. peridot recognized that
mustache from a character in a really boring, drawn out tarantino film. That was Adolph Hitler's mustache. But why did he have rose quartz's gem? she hears the
tree house door creak open behind her and turns around in surprise. it's pearl. she's holding her own gem in some oven mitts because it is hot because she got it out
of the volcano i feel like id idn't have to explain that part but I am anyway. it's done and there's no coming back from it. editing is for the weak. I don't make
mistakes. pearl drops her gem in a panic. a water melon man hands her her shot gun. without thinking she unloads a round into peridot's chest, shattering her gem and
ending her life. the beast emerges from her room, eyes still heavy with sleep. "ROAAODDSKFMDKSKAMKDMSKSDSM", she growls at pearl. "don't worry, Roseler sweety,
it's nothing, I'll get this cleaned up for us right now." It gives a low moan and returns back to bed. Pearl cleans up the shards with a dust pan and drops them
into the tree toilet.
Would Pearl be a yandere? I mean she wouldn't just let Steven up and leave home when he turned 18, would she?
>>304911
>https://www.f-list.net/c/Beach%20City/
>f-list
that brings me back to the days when i was 16 and just figuring out i wanted to fuck animals.
Do you think Lapis and Jasper re-enact Spongebob inside Malachite.
I wish Jasper was as hot as the fan art makes her look. She's also not a particularly developed or interesting character either. Feels weird liking a character just because she's buff, but then again Lapis is only a few steps more developed with a handful of appearances and there's blue feet lovers galore.
>>305098
Pretty sure it's more comparable to two people fighting for the dominant position in bed.
>>305049
>i have an original vinyl pressing of itcotck, you pleb probably have it on itunes
no just the reissue because I'm not a fucking millionaire check your privilege dickhead
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>>305066
CHAPTER 10
at the gem house, amethuist and garnet are playing a rousing game of carcassonne. garnet slams a princess onto amethysis big castle and just totally fucks her out of it.
"this game is terrible I quit eat shit garnet you goddamn cheater" amrthsyt screams, scattering the tiles across the room. garnet smiles and says "you just think it's
a bad game because you suck at it this game is objectively great everyone loves carcassonne i defy you to find me a better board game that isn't something obvious like
fucking chess you know-nothing moron go play your video games or whatever you jackass. by the way where is peridot we have not seen her in days" "probably banging
dead pearl in the woods" amythest exclaimed. "that is not funny how do you bang a broken ass gem that doesn't make sense" "don't think about it gar net. don't think about
it it doesn't matter. None of it matters. Who cares where she is or where pearl is? What if she got herself killed? What does it matter to us? Aren't other people
just there to serve our needs? We can find someone to replace Peridot in our social circle, just as we replaced Pearl. What does she really do for us? You may think it
selfish or even sociopathic but I don't believe in friendship. What are friends other than people to share your interests and further your goals? what happens
when someone stops being of service to you? Peridot has not done a thing for me in months and frankly I don't care if she is alive or dead." "that's fucked up" exclaims
garnet sullenly
>>305107
I don't know about you, but she was looking pretty fab when we first saw her, to be honest, family.
SU 3DS game when?
>>305107
Get out Jasper will never be redeemed
Fight me Jasperfags!
Jasper is WORST gem!
WORST!
This thread really went down the shitter.
>>305060
>i just suck cock
>suck cock
anon
>>305109
That's my fetish.
Especially when it's violent and hateful.
>>305060
>wasting your time on a intentionally shit fanfiction that you won't save and will just be deleted?
my writing is gripping and full of tension go fuck youself buddy
CHAPTER 11
while garnet set out to find peridot, ruby and sapphire are having a talk
"hey look, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, ruby"
"what are you talking about? I don't understand"
"I've just been thinking, you know. I have ambitions. You know this, but you keep holding me back. Fact is, Ruby, you're dumb. I love you but you're dumb. I need to
be with someone smart, like me. Do you understand? Do you understand me, Ruby?" No response. suddenly they unfuse and ruby runs away crying like she didn't see it
coming, what a chump am I right? Sapphire calls after her but she has disappeared into the forest.
>>305135
You can't go down the shitter when you already started there.
This thread was doomed from the start.
>>302797
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Ruby runs sullenly through the woods, setting the trees and brush on fire. Far away, sitting up high in the branches of a tall tree, Pearl aims her hunting rifle
at the source of the fire. When the arson makes it to a clearing Pearl recognizes her old friend. No, she has no friends now. Only the monster she created from the two
loves of her life. For decades she had hauled her abomination around, hiding it away in locked rooms of motels. Often, pearl thought of ending it. Killing the creature
and then herself, for good. She spent a good amount of time thinking of how she would end her own life. Obviously the volcano idea was no good. She wanted something
quiet and private, so, say, jumping in front of a steam roller was out of the question. After years of consideration she decided her best bet would just be a quick
bullet in the gem. Not now though. Her instincts are at work and she must defend all she has left. She waits for a clear shot, but ruby, being a whiny little shit,
is flailing her arms. She's getting close now. Soon the fire will spread to the tree house. Pearl must do something. "RUBY STOP" she calls out. Ruby looks at Pearl,
tears welling in her eyes. "Pearl, it's you!" but pearl only raises her rifle. "PLEASE NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING" ruby exclaims. She puts her hands out in defense. Perfect.
The gem in ruby's hand was finally in the crosshairs. Pearl let one bullet loose, sullenly piercing ruby's gem. Ruby gone, and the fire still blazing, Pearl runs for
her tree house.
>>305160
Don't be rude to gay anon.He already have a lot of trouble with his gay life.
>>305121
>no just the reissue
of course a pleb is too fucking cheap to want to hear the original.
Well hello there all you beauties in /sug/! Go ahead and tell your favorite DJ what you'd like to hear by calling in.
We're going to start off with a request by a very blue anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w
![Steven Universe S01E52-53 - The Return-Jailbreak.mp4_snapshot_08.23_[2015.11.25_20.51.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/paqboxc.jpg "Steven Universe S01E52-53 - The Return-Jailbreak.mp4_snapshot_08.23_[2015.11.25_20.51.05].jpg")
>>305123
Yeah, she looked really good in The Return.
>>305212
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
>>305199
why would i shell out for that album when i could be listening to better bands in the first place
let's see your van der graaf collection tough guy
>>305134
Let me refer you to this post.
>>305123
>>305230
Nah, her ridiculous jaw was expanding by the second. Her weapon is pretty retarded too, might as well have gone all in and made her the Crimson Chin
