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>Google Drive
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>BitTorrentSync
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>Torrent
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>Dropbox
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>Mega
https://mega.co.nz/#F!nUQECAbR!3QLOhE4kquihUmImSsBAAg
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>Pony image-boorus
https://derpiboo.ru/
https://pbooru.com/
>Paid/Patreon-exclusive content:
http://club-flank.com/
http://www.spike-el-clopero.org/
https://yiff.party/
Previous Thread: http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/2871726
>tfw still a virgin at 19
Anyone here got any idea when we get hyper realistic virtual reality pone porn?
>>3013338
>caring about losing your virginity a year after you can legally have sex
>>3014169
>tfw the vast majority of people do it before the they can even do it legally
>tfw I'm the odd one out
>>3014169
Counts on where you live. Even in the US there's different ages, the state I'm in makes the age of consent as low as 16.
I mean,
you could have horse intercourse;
The problem of course would be finding a source.
And you might get a whoopin from the constable force.
Have no remorse, I'm 23, and still have yet to get coarse.
Listen to >>3014169
>>3018862
YEAH
>>3019634
>>3020401
>Dirty_Horse_Box.png
kek, her hind legs look disjointed.
still cute though.
>>3020401
>designated_shitting_street.png
>>3020401
>rainbowdash_likes_scat.mpeg
>>3013499
Probably another 10-16 months
In the time before then you stock up on your shekels, ultra real horse simulator will probably not be free.
>>3020997
YOUGODDAMN
[cans.wav]
>>3020646
>>3020997
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-08-17/1282073367025.jpg
>>3013360
I came
Can we get some Luna in here? Bonus points for excessively wet pussy and lingerie
>>3014169
This, no one cares if your still a virgin.
>>3021924
>>3020759
Really only 10-16 months?
>>3022453
Well none of you do because you've all given up, I haven't
>>3019563
>This anon is now entitled to 1 (one) free internet
You da real slim shady
>>3022520
No, none of us do because we've realized/learned it doesn't fucking matter.
"I'm not a virgin"
Great. So what. Moving on.
I actually congratulate you on still being a virgin. A rare thing these days with how messed up society is.
>inb4 says the messed up clopper
But besides the point.
The real world is not like highschool my friend, which you may not even be out of yet.
Don't get ahead of yourself, it'll happen at the right time with the right ̶p̶o̶n̶y̶ ̶m̶a̶r̶e̶ girl......
And it'll mean a heck of a lot more to you then, than simply being able to say you're not a virgin.
Focus on what matters, and forget what others say about you. In the end, it doesn't really amount to anything.
Don't be pushed into doing of believing something, or acting a certain way just because it's what's portrayed as 'accepted' just because someone or a group says so.
You are on chan, on /trash/ for another, and /clop/ of all things, so you at least have some idea of not having to conform to presented mainstream societal standards. Now just extend that into critical, long-term thinking for the real world, and you'll turn out alright.
Now let's drop this subject, and get back to pone.
>>3022579
t-thank you senpai
>>3014372
>>3022520
>pic related
>>3020759
By the time its available mlp will be long gone and the fad for porn of it will be significantly reduced.
>>3024040
>fad
>implying
We must keep it alive.
>>3024040
That's an actual fear of mine
One of 3 things is gonna happen
1) mlp in its current form keeps going for years and eventually links up with vr
2) mlp in its current form dies out either from lack of popularity or hasbro axing it and then they make another variant of it
2a next variant has same art style
2b next variant has some mutant abomination shit
3 mlp ends and thats it gg no re
we need 1 or 2a to happen
wont be enough demand for vr pone porn the way we know pone porn if not
How the fuck do we rig dimwitdogs polls without the little smart ass catching on?
Its impossible for me to rig it in real time like a a strawpoll because I cant see the actual poll results, so I have to estimate
I vote too few times and it doesn't pass, vote too many and she fucking catches on, even when I vote for other shit to make it seem more legit
I'm so fucking tired of this bitch making shit that is either anthro, self-cuckold shit where your watching a pone getting fucked by someone else, or shit that isn't even mlp
Makes me wanna start just nuking every poll she makes all together so it becomes indecipherable
>>3025051
Get/mlp/ or /trash/ to vote for you
But you'll probably get lots of
>NYPA faget
responses
I wouldn't mind rigging it myself if I could. I really wanna see Princess Luna in a corset, a garter belt, and fishnet stockings, with a ton of marecum leaking from her pussy as she clops it. Also lots of blush.
Dim does great shit and I really wanna see all my fetishes incorporated into one pic but I know it probably will never happen, since I don't have a tumblr and there's not really any sure-fire way to rig it
This fucking shit isnt even mlp
This is real life bbw with an mlp reskin
Fucking end it
>>3025215
>>3025229
forgot to post pic
>your idea
I'd vote for it
Looks hot
Just need a no cum edit though
My idea is lyra fuck machine part 2
Didnt ask for derpy oral but that would be great
Also want celly lulu or twily on their backs legs spread looking up
>>3025250
>celly, lulu, or twily lying on their backs legs spread looking up
Why not all three?
Alright fuck this shit I'm gonna help you rig it. Do you think just restarting Tor browser and submitting multiple different /r/'s under diff usernames would work? I haven't checked out the voting system yet
Also I agree I'm getting tired of Dim's anthro. Anthro is rarely good and although most of hers is, I'd much rather have her version of pony. It just looks better than anthro, especially when the tits and thighs are *too* thick
>>3025215
>>3025250
Thought you said horsecum
My bad
>>3025310
All 3 would be even better because its 3 pics in one
But she would never agree to draw that because thats 2 less opportunites for shekels
The key is changing your IP each time you vote, the google docs tracks your IP, so 1 IP = 1 vote
I use the soft ether VPN client manager, its based out of a Tokyo university, was someones big project there or something
I use fake mail generator for the email requirement
http://www.fakemailgenerator.com/#/gustr.com/Achat1989/
fake card generator for the card info
http://www.getcreditcardnumbers.com
and just make some bullshit up for the name like "ruby" or something autistic like "blackfang"
I can pump out one burner account and a vote once every 1-3 minutes depending on how fast I move
I don't mind the occasional bit of anthro just to draw in more people (and if it helps me get my vr then so be it) but when 80% of a persons content is this shit >>3025250
and it
just
makes
me
rrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3025310
Also we don't have to rush the rigging, she always takes 7 days to post a new pic and to announce the new poll results
I need to go to sleep because I have a doctors appointment and gym tomorrow but once I get back we can coordinate it and try to get other people to help too
Worse comes to worse and nothing we try works and we can just nuke every single last fucking poll she makes into dust and effectively grid lock her cancer ridden patreon
>>3025373
What if Tor + Hamachi
Doesn't Tor give you a different IP every time you reload it? I tried posting from it and it said I was b& for CP about 5 years ago, I've only been here for 7 months kek.
And from what I understand, Hamachi is also a VPN.
You have to give email and credit card for a new request? I thought it was more of a poll of what people wanted, not a commission box. Guess I don't really understand how the poll works
>>3025401
Funny, I have to get to sleep as well. 2 AM here in mormonland. I'll let you guess where that is.
Depending on how my day is tomorrow I might be able to help, but it might be later at night. We'll have to see.
>>3025453
Tor should work, hamachi should work, both should work
This is what I use, I like it because once you get past the initial pain in the ass install its super easy to use from there on out
I installed it ages ago and I can jump from ip to ip within seconds
Thank you based japan
https://www.softether.org
You don't technically have to give email or credit card for the google docs
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1oRZUKDTJKsDB9xbXuURrtqn6ue6aV89q0Ramv1KNirU/viewform
But if you make a bunch of votes with no attached patreon account and she will know whats up
Spamming the google docs is easy, making a bunch of patreon accounts and "pledging" to her with fake everything so it looks like every google docs vote is tied to an individual patron and is thus legit is the easy yet time consuming part
>>3025496
4am here
This is what I'm talking about
For every vote there has to be a name attached to it and she has to be able to check for the name and see it on her patron list
>>3025373
>complaining about an artist drawing a specific ratio of shit you don't like
end your life
>>3025510
Welp I already have Tor and Ham so I'm just gonna do it with what I got already.
I think we should at least use emails but not always patreons. I mean not every normie that follows their favorite porn artist on tumblr has a patreon or wants to give their credit numbers over teh internets. Some might have burner emails for that shit but that's probably it.
Maybe we should kinda randomize it so it doesn't seem like suddenly all of Patreon wants to support her because that seems even more fishy than just a buncha unmarked requests imo
>>3025551
>>3025453
You don't even need to reload it.
Just click 'new Tor circuit for this site' in the top left of the browser menu bar thing.
It reroutes your connection and exit relay in a second.
Couldn't be easier.
>>3025496
Hello Utaw, Same timezone here.
I'll help what I can tomorrow.
>>3025510
>easy yet time consuming part
Exactly what I like to hear.
>>3025551
you obviously haven't seen her stuff. >>3025574
>>3025551
If you don't like something you should have a reason to voice your opinion
Anon and I were only voicing our opinions.
So fuck off :^)
>>3025570
Only people on the patreon have access to the google docs, she only releases it within her patreon feed and people who are just browsing the page cant see it along with all her content
So everyone who votes has a patreon and types in their name
Maybe they misspell "nightwing" as "nightwang" but its close enough
>>3025585
Oh hey now its a trio instead of a duo sweet
>mfw everytime I look at that pic
>>3025585
>Utaw
topkek
Honestly I'm not surprised I'm still a virgin at this point, I'm surrounded by brainwashed "special spirits" and was very sheltered. That and I'm debilitated by a chronic headache syndrome.
I want to leave this state. And if the next president is shit then I'm moving to NZ or Canada
Anyways I really should get to sleep.
>g'night yawll
>turns out the vpn client I use is based out of a server in a tsukuba university and not a tokyo one
>I have brought dishonor to myself
>>3025642
>>3025614
>Only shares link through patreon
In that case to be legit we need to make the patreon accounts too otherwise the influx of names will be suspicious.
Like the other guy said, time consuming but repetitive and quick if you have multiple monitors; just form fields.
>>3025667
You're the virgin guy?
kek, nice to be working with ya kid.
>canada
our prime minister is almost worse than trump desu.
Other end of the spectrum though;
commie socialist and mega deficit to the nines.
You may not agree, but it's Trudeau.
I'll go sit in the corner now.
Talk to ya in the morning.
>>3022888
dub trip checked
>>3013338
Daïs̢̮ỵ̝, D̃̾ͨ͗҉̣̫͠a̲̘̻̅͘iͥ͂́̇̍̕҉͙̻̬̯̘̪s̸̟͂̕͜ÿ̷͈͎̭̙̮̫͒̑ͦ̊ͨͥ̀, ̢̬̯̬̮̜͔̿ͤ̏̐́́̕͠͡D̸̴̞̪͙̲̦̼͕̤͍̦̉̓̒ͮͥ̓̅̌̇̇ͫͨ̋͐̀͛ͫ͊͂̉̾ͦ̔͆ͫ̎͊̀͘͠͞ͅ҉̶̞͙̤̖̪̥̝̣͖̦̘̮̤̣̭͉̺̦̟̟̠̙͈̹̙̼̟̌͋̈͂ͪ͊̑͋͑̍̅̊̐͞a̸̮̯͕̯͖͛͊̐͂̔̊̎͑̂̑͛͘͟ͅi̢͙̹̲͚̮̩͈̙͎̟͓̬͎͑ͥ͆͒ͮ̋ͪṣ̵̢̛̝̹͚͚͉͎̲̮͚̲ͭ̃̋͑͊̄̃̓̈́̍ͩͮ͜ͅͅy̢̦͉͇͚̯͉͍͔̦̼̼͉̮̱̝̭̼̒ͯ̅̎̓̓ͩ̿ͨͩ̎̽ͣ̋ͬ̃́͟ͅ
>>3025768
>wellsheeeeeeit.jpg
I also forgot about the anal gun laws.
Come to think of it, AUS and NZ also have shitty gun laws. Fuck me all the places I wanna go aren't /k/-friendly.
And no, I wasn't the guy complaining about it at the beginning of the thread I was just getting that out there because reasons.
Back on-topic of pony porn, I find >>3025724 and >>3025793 pretty hot. Moar ponies fucked on tables, pony creampies, or ponies presenting pussy? Extra points for mare cum. I need a fap to get to sleep I guess. Waking up after you just got to sleep sucks
>>3025793
Source?
>>3017286
>it hasn't even been a day yet
more or less
>>3025768
>tfw he's not the only of the cursed
>>3026415
>>3032248
welp I just tried for an hour to make burner Patreon accounts and it keeps saying all the emails are taken. I even used a fantasy name generator (like for RPG's and shit) to make random-ass email usernames and they were all taken. so I went ahead and just put in bullshit usernames and random suggestions for different pics in the ideas box on the google doc, like 10 different ones all including the Lyra fuck machine. hopefully she falls for it.
>>3031825
Sauce?
>>3034353
artist is rain-gear
https://derpiboo.ru/1161307
>>3031825
is that even porn at this point? it's so cute and romantic i can't bring myself to fap to it
This is interesting
>>3034874
>the rich snooty girl being her father's fucktoy stereotype
Requesting high quality gay shit.
BTW is it just me, or is there less gay pony porn, and more straight pony porn?
>>3035249
You are right? If you wonder why, you must be an idiot
>>3035249
Have a faggot horse on me
>>3032248
>>3033000
You guys don't understand how easy it is
Go to this link
https://www.patreon.com/DimWitDog?ty=h
Click become a patron
pick 5 dollar reward
it will ask you to make an account
use THIS
http://www.fakemailgenerator.com/#/gustr.com/Crese1976/
And copy and paste the email it gives you into the email for the patreon account
use abc123 for the password
make something up like "nightfang" for the patreon name
the end
Then go to the google docs and vote for the stuff, and in the patreon name / alias field put it the name you came up with
After this, change IPs and repeate
I say we vote for derpy blowjob and lyra fuck machine part 2
The guy who wants the luna with lingerie idea needs to message dimwitdog via a PM within patreon and bring up the idea, thats how I got her to put the lyra part 2 on the vote ballot
Someone else needs to bring up the twily lulu or celly on their backs on a bead with legs spread looking up idea
some shitty ocs
>>3013793
More moon!
>>3035436
>>3035592
What I did is just go to Patreon's site and hit sign up, then put in a bullshit username and make a fake email in the email generator. Am I supposed to use a specific one to get it to work? It kept saying the email was taken. I also didn't know I had to become a patron of hers first.
I'm the guy with the Luna idea and I also support the 3 princesses on their backs idea. On most of the fake submissions I sent with no patreon attached, I voted for the Lyra every time along with other ones I liked. I'll make a Patreon using my actual burner email and then message her about the two ideas.
Too late at night here for that though. I don't feel like staying up on my laptop in bed, it's uncomfortable. I'll do it tomorrow.
>>3042434
You have (((got))) to use fakemailgenerator.com and enter in the email it tells you to use or it wont work
Yes you need to make patreon accounts so that when you put in a name in the google docs field (you need to do this) it has a patreon account with the same name
You need to estimate how many times you voted and vote an equivalent amount for a mix of everything to even it out and we hope she doesn't catch on
You might have botched this weeks vote rigging by making all those votes with no patreon linked to them and if so we will find out later and have to try again
made this https://derpiboo.ru/1161664
>>3042579
draw more fucked up edgy bondage shit anon.
>>3042579
>>3042617
it's just an edit, I don't actually draw. I didn't like the one before.
>>3042579
>Check out rest of artist's stuff
>find this
dafuq
>>3042543
>wellfug:DD.jpg
Fuck I'm an idiot. I didn't realize I had to use the one it generates on its own... Somehow.
I'll try again tomorrow and see if I can do it.
>>3042747
Thanks anon, I had dr pepper exit through my nose.
>>3013338
i assure you that sex is super overrated anyway.
>>3013338
Didn't lose mine till I was 21. It is over rated.
>>3013338
as a guy who lost it at 17, overrated to all fucking hell. Dead serious, the only good thing about sex is kink, and that is only when you are attached to someone enough for it to get really fun.
>>3024279
I don't want pones to go away. They're so hot. Also I'm mentally diseased so I think they're hot.
>>3051890
>>3013317
Does anyone know where I can find some decent quality comics or stories? I need plot to really get off
>>3053854
Just googling "mlp clop comics" results in a few different tumblrs with the comics all there. As far as I'm aware of, though, there's not really one place where you can find a lot of the good quality shit. I know livesmutanon did a series of comic-like clop pics that are related to 4chan but the story isn't too in-depth.
It also helps to ask the clop threads nicely
>>3053854
Did you try http://www.spike-el-clopero.org/search/label/Comic yet?
And the reason is to be with your friends.
>>3025658
>anorexic dash
>>3061681
https://derpiboo.ru/tags/artist-colon-iatric
can't help ya on the pic tho
>>3025768
>implying trump is bad
You have to be retarded to think that sjw deserves to be compared to trump.
We need a trump, haven't had a nationalist pm since MacKenzie king.
>>3052462
>no crotchtits
Booo!
>>3065554
Mares don't have clear secretions, so, you should not've been able to look past the thread pic without being disappointed by anatomical-correctness, or, more accurately, the lack thereof.
>>3065633
>inb4 crotchtits are just a fetish
Not that anon, but I don't think it has to do entirely with anatomically-correctness, I know there are a lot of people that just like the crotchtits. I think it's like a small fetish.
>mares don't have clear secretions
That I didn't know. What does it really look like then?
>>3067928
not him,
but they do have clear secretions, not gushing like sometimes drawn, but the usuial fluids are clear.
actual marecum though, is slightly milky and sometimes orange-ish/yellowish from urine.
>>3070049
oh fuck
>>3068008
>but they do have clear secretions, not gushing like sometimes drawn, but the usuial fluids are clear.
not him but will you please post an example of this for me? I've never seen it before, even though i downloaded "The Best Mare Pack ever" from thepiratebay, which apparently was p. standard on /mlp/ a while back. but now i'm sure it has zero seeders...
not like i watched every video in that thing though
>>3070185
I'll try to find some examples,
all I know is from personal experience ^:)
>>3070253
I mean irl though, sorry. I know artists do clear secretions on their mares for miles
>>3070260
yeah I know, I'll get you your stuff just hang on a bit.
>>3070277
thanks senpai
Cheers
but if it's beast you shouldn't post it since that'd get you banned. And, irl imagery would just not be what the thread is for, right..
>>3070277
this is a clop thread
primarily anyway
so I just thought I'd try and bring up the numbers a bit.
>>3070287
I know that, after all these years I would have at least learned that. I'll link to something if I can find a good example.
>>3070333
by the way, i just searched "mare sample pussy" on yt looking for a specific video of a dude sticking a rod in a mare's pussy to get a sample of her womb or something, and, i found this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1tO2ZjT9dQ
at 0:17 and 1:39 she secretes some stuff, but, i'm not sure if it's just urine.
it occurred to me in waiting that you may be tasked with an unreasonably difficult task considering that the mare secretion you speak of is secreted BEFORE they cum- which is yellowish, not clear-, which might be hard to document without footage of actual sex(beast) or stimulation... unless horse on horse can show it... which, it might, since mares rarely cum from breeding anyway from what i've seen and heard
>>3070693
>youtube for zoo
kek
that's urine my boy.
Just do some research
>lurk moar
https://www.gaybeast.com/movie/79801/mare_fist
Inside, and on his arm, is clear before and after.
The gush of cum is milky yellow.
>>3071121
puffy vulva
but, i see shiny stuff, which I assume is what you're talking about. I guess my expectations were skewed cause of all the clop where mares just flat-out have clear human secretions in orgasm.
Thanks for delivering. But, yeah... I've exhausted all the terms for realistically finding horse (and dog) stuff on youtube by now
>>3071182
>spoonfeeding
https://www.barnlove.com/
https://www.petsex.com/
https://www.gaybeast.com/
one account does all three, 15 freebees /24h.
you get credits by paying, or uploading content.
The free ones are good enough though.
>>3071255
Cheers!!!!
Honestly, I haven't been scratching my itch at all for horse pussy since it seems so rare to find a nice wrinkled mare vag in clop. I just got annoyed and stopped looking for it so long ago, and, I've ripped all the good stuff from yt forever ago.
based
>>3071182
>>>/trash/catalog
Usually has a zoo/beast thread running too.
You can ask about stuff there.
better authority on irl than us pony boys.
(generally)
google is your friend too.
>>3071908
>>3075974
DON'T BE POSTING THIS KEKING SHIT SENPAI
>>3075998
>SENPAI
You've earned it.
>>3076697
bluntwhiskey aka kayla-na
>>3076967
>URL in the corner
>>3076346
>Luna
Yesss. Moar moon horse please.
Also artist for this pic?
>>3076394
I need the yiff party link to this persons shit
Lots of pics that are paywalled and its really grinding my gears
>>3077448
Just click the authorize link in the first post
http://derpy.me/xSUOo
>>3077527
I cant find any pone porn on the persons patreon
Is it all on furaffinity or something?
>>3077006
>URL for ants
didn't notice it because it was tiny. Thanks for pointing it out
>>3078360
I don't usually like BJ porn but this is hot as hell.
Moar Silver Spoon, or foalcon in general. I'd really like to see more where the cock is all the way down the throat with x-ray but that seems like kind of a rare occassion.
>>3080554
>>3080554
https://derpiboo.ru/998967?scope=scpefa6eae44e80bbc03512c28d3344911afa40087ff
https://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=x-ray%2C+throat+bulge%2C+-vore
And a short comic with a nice BJ xray
>>3080937
Overlooked that detail, yeah that is pretty rare from what I can tell.
>>3084028
Moar AJ. BJ's if you gottem
I call this dump the one wherein applejack sucks a lot of penis
>>3088349
Thanks anon. Good shit here
I can only imagine what it is like to have Applejack's throat around my cock...
>>3088945
oh damn is that kevinsano?
>>3089046
kevin's lines, chromaskunk colors
Just so you all know we are still gonna do the dimwitdog vote rig thing we just need to wait for the next one so we can actually do it right
>>3088304
How to slow down gifs?
>>3096489
http://ezgif.com/optimize
gives you a speed change option
