Zootopia: Gazelle Edition
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
First for shill your fics.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6899329
BUNE
.......
>>2941729
If you look in the upper right corner and zoom in 500%, it's there.
>>2941754
>Find some way to balance out the fact that Nick is so much larger and make it fair.
It's called a hustle, sweetheart.
>>2941758
I'm working on this, I just...I need more time, I'm sorry, kangaroos are weird to draw
>>2942489
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/6899329
I love it
>>2942171
>>2942187
>You know, BB, it's okay to smile without pulling your donger out.
BB here, while that may be true Chumpy, it is a scientifically proven fact that pulling your dong out increases the rate at which you smile significantly.
This is reason enough for me to go pants-less 90% of my life. Look at how much I smile and it is clearly working. Something is working at least.
>>2942082
>Alright I need to stop posting this stuff, I should probably keep some of it under wraps until I submit it but whatever.
I don't see why, it's great seeing the works in progress and I'm sure you enjoy sharing the wips too.
You did a good job too since I can't even hold that image open for more than 3 seconds.
Well, now that it seems we've gotten most of the requored posts oit of the way. I am getting pretty hevviy drunk right now. Giv e me story ideas and I will try my best ti write them. Maybe edit them to be understandavle tonmorrow.
>>2942418
That's just part of it. His story is that he's a longtime veteran ZPD detective, and has wound up as captain of the Arson desk. He has seen a LOT of shit in his life.
I need pictures of Nick lifting in my life
>>2942550
Bat slowly spiraling into insanity as furry demons whisper lewd ideas to him.
I want to be the bunny and lewd up with a fox!
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-QSmNReDyI&ab_channel=agentesuperman00
>>2942556
This.
We need first person perspective of Bats entering a fae mood.
>>2942507
Someone please spoonfeed me on this dank maymay.
I got this thing am I too late for all the fun these guys are adorable I didnt even know they existed. The black ones color scheme is so pleasing I want my new furs- err Zootopia OC to look just like it
>Fic where Nick wants to ask out Judy but shes already got a date
>And that date turns out to be named Lily
I'm pretty sure theres no version of a guy's name thats Lily, but the story never explicitly says shes dating a girl so I was unsure.
Also after he gets depressed about it, she tells him that she liked him too but he took too long to ask her out so she moved on.
Though its only the first chapter, so it sounds like they will end up together.
But you don't see casual bisexual stuff in fics often.
>>2942580
>>2942489
>writes masterwork gay smut one day
>writes awesome straight smut the next
You're pretty good.
>>2942574
>Chumpy is Rei
How fitting
I wish I had a qt fox bf to snuggle with.
>>2942052
>>2941787
I made this for you guys.
>>2942595
The clear answer is to make one up and start blogposting about him until people start giving a shit.
>>2942572
i want you to be the bunny and lewd you.
moar fit bun
>>2942465
Since it still isn't in the pastebin
https://m.soundcloud.com/user-161119708/sets/deeper-narrated-by-clunkbot
>>2942581
Oh shit, I love Martens
The elusive left side of Zoots desk!
>>2942580
.......
>>2942583
>Gosh, Nick, I liked you too for a long time but I'm completely unwilling to date a guy unless he asks first!
That's dumb as fuck.
>>2942556
>>2942576
Sortry, I'd rather not bget into people's OCs. I just don't tust muself to be sble to write someone else's OC well enough. Strange as that sounds considerig I;m writing movie character.s But I doubt Byron or anyone involved in the movie would ever see mty shir.
Ughh, Captchas are getting hard like trhis.
>>2942551
And that was after he spent time on Homicide.
>>2942537
Hey man I got a question. I tried some exposition before diving straight into the smut, how was that writing?
>>2942581
I would not even know what martens are if it wasn't for Redwall.
Is Redwall Zootopia's version of D&D?
>>2942656
Redwall is history class.
>>2942636
Well shes probably an old fashioned bunny in some ways. Coming from a farm.
Actually I don't believe that at all, since the whole point was she broke her family's mold. So yeah, its kinda dumb. Though admittingly she says that from her perspective he showed no interest in her, so its not like she just wanted him to ask her, she just thought he wouldn't be interested.
Actually in the fic I'm formulating now shes the one who asks him out when hes clearly too nervous to.
>>2942602
thumbsup.jpg
>>2942656
There's a Redwall Tabletop here too.
>>2942489
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6595843?view_full_work=true
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/15281737
Shills away!
/fit/ bun is best bun
>>2942489
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11834815/1/Sunlight-City
I'm pretty sure everyone assumes this is dead, and I wouldn't blame them at all, but I swear Im planning to get a new chapter out hopefully next week after I move home from college.
>Actively try to draw something
It's shit.
>Absentmindedly sketching
This belongs in a museum!
Help me
>>2941452
I'm a little late, but Pandanon reporting in
I-I can hang with you guys, r-right?
It happening
>>2942699
draw nsfw or take requests until people fall in love with you
also, come up with a name and FUCKING SIGN IT ON EVERYTHING
>>2942529
Thanks, man
>>2942623
What is all this junk on your desk?
>>2942699
Well you could toil for months trying to improve your drawing...
Or you could do what bats did and write some crazy gay sex.
>>2942671
I really wish I could play a Redwall RPG without my group branding me a furry.
I mean, I am totally a furry, but I'd like to play without judgement, you know?
>>2942489
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6827884
>A routine night on watch in the life of Captain Maurice Fournier
I'm working on the next story with him, I swear.
>>2942636
Agreed. Any fic where a third person is brought in as a date to spur on the relationship between the main two characters is kinda dumb.
"I actually liked you all along but decided to waste my time with this other person."
>>2942719
I'm not going to tell you to stop....I'm just going to have faith that you won't do this to me....
>>2942703
Fine.
Intake by Clunkbot
>Bellwether has been ousted after years of her prejudiced rule as mayor. A fox named Nick checks into therapy for the first time in his life as part of a "Rehabilitation Program" put in place by the new Mayor, Lionheart. This is an experimental piece of fiction that aims to explore this world and Nick's character through the impersonal notes of his therapist.
Short Tails by Clunkbot
Short Tails is a collection of short, one-shot fiction stories set across Zootopia, both in canon and alternative timelines. Stories run the emotional gamete from horror to comedy to tragedy and war drama. This is an ongoing writing project made to experiment with style and narrative. I hope you enjoy.
>>2942710
And its Sunlight City
AU fic with the collars and shit. Nick runs a bar with a backroom where predators can indulge in hunting dummies with their collars disabled and Judy is placed on a dead end patrol because the chief doesn't like her being in his squad. And shes racist against foxes.
But it just so happens that she meets Nick on her patrol since thats where his bar is and they become friends.
And then a conspiracy happens that slips nighthowlers into the drinks Nick is serving and things go from there
>>2942729
It's cool anon, my group is literally playing a furry tabletop right now. Have you ever heard of HC SVNT DRACONES? It's terrible we converted it to World of Darkness.
>>2942489
I have no fics to shill, only the song everyone's probably already heard.
https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/dear-mother-instrumental-final
https://mega.nz/#!z4MSjDKT!uQC5MxTSZUAtmj2sZoDOwwb_-PnApUtAbuQQzxCwemw
>>2942738
Too Late
>>2942703
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Pred
by me, Bats.
Shep and Bellwether go home. They have dinner and I try my own spin on what motives she might of had. Then they have sex.
>>2942644
Intense stuff, I'm digging it. Reminds me of Blacksad. Did you have something in mind?
>>2942489
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11953204/1/Zootopia-Monkey-Paws
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11905817/1/Mincemeat
Well since I';m being invited to start shilling. I may as well gonalong with it.
oh, name and synonpys.
Mincemeat: Fic I originally did becaudse of something I saw IRL turned into mystert fic I;be stopped upgaing because I am stuck on a chapter
Monlkey Paw: A bunch of short random storied baces off of you guys; suggested promts.
Still looknig for some new ideas for the latter that I might try and write in my heavily inevbirages state. THen maybe edit tonmorroe to actually be somewsaht comprehensible.
>>2942735
I accept it when, say, Judy's having a lot of trouble coming to terms with her interspecies desires or something, like in You Know What They Say About Foxes. But for the most part I agree with you.
>>2942735
She said in the fic that after 9 months she assumed he just didn't have any interest in her.
But yeah, I don't really care for side love interest characters who basically just exist to make the true love interest jealous. Its annoying and I always feel a little bad for the other guy if they aren't a total asshole.
But yeah, I only really brought up the fic because I wasn't expecting Judy's second choice for date to be a girl
>>2942602
>Judy lost her clothes somewhere between the ninth and tenth hit
>Nick is trying to snort a whole kilo of cocaine in the corner
>Clawhauser took 5 hits of acid and is completely gone
It's an evidence locker party!
>>2942727
Papers, drawing, paints, warhammer figs, supplies for varrious projects, drawing pad, empty box of raisins, a judy plushie, and pikachu plushie.
>>2942489
Stoutwell - Out of the Red
Officer Stoutwell, the second raccoon to ever join the ZPD, has finally gotten his dream job of working at Zootopia's Precinct One, only to find that he's still being held back by a traumatic past. But when a friend comes to him for help with a case that the police consider closed, will he risk what's left of his career, just to prove to himself that he can still be a real cop?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11918323/1/Stoutwell-Out-of-the-Red
>>2942752
Why not just play world of darkness? Doesn't it have werewolves and shit?
>>2942786
I find them interesting when the third party is an utter douche.
I think it'd be very interesting to see Judy trapped in an abusive relationship she entered after giving up on Nick
But I might be a little fucked up.
>>2942742
Art by Zoot.
>That attention grabbing whore monger
>>2942834
That kinda just sounds like you want her to be punished for giving up on him. That is kinda fucked up if so
Besides, does Judy seem like the kind of person to take an abusive relationship lying down?
>>2942489
comicanon here!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oiAoo5b4b2QZMpoEuLCYC9Yla3K8qfZE_MEPPLMRP14/edit?usp=sharing
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vwzfI2Av7bTjNkyUMzqP6QYvJ2pjpwvuhPlbCoNFpRk/edit?usp=sharing
As always, after pouring my heart out and obsessing over each one while writing them, I hate them both. So I want to do something different!
Next story is going to be fun, light, and not an attempt to learn how to write like an established author. Its just going to be an attempt to make an enjoyable to read.
Its an adventure about Duke Weaselton! He's a fun character, right?
>>2942842
Oh shit, sorry Zoot! I will shill your art next time. Sorry lad.
Hey, you check the pastebin I sent you about the comic?
>>2942845
I think if she's wallowing in the fact that she's given up on Nick she could easily be manipulated into a belief that nobody would love her.
But I might just be projecting.
>>2942833
Because we started it as Hc Svnt Dracones thinking it would be okay but the longer we played the more we didn't like it. We've used the base World of Darkness system before and it's our groups favorite system.
>>2942833
We really liked the lore and wanted to keep the characters, setting, and story that was already set.
Plus Im the DM and I refused to let us quit before I wrapped up my story
>>2942859
I think she just came to the conclusion he wasn't interested. Theres already the cross species aspect to it.
>>2942786
So Judy, one of the most determined and active characters in the entire movie just...SITS on her attraction to Nick for nine months, doesn't say a word about it, then moves on and starts dating some random chick when he doesn't make the first move? Instead of, I don't know, just asking him out herself?
I mean I'm not asking for a masterpiece here but sometimes the drama is just way too artificial.
>>2942847
Hi comic!
>I hate them both
I liked Three Men, if thats anything to you
>>2942489
Shilled it before, and I'll shill it again.
It’s basically an extended version of “Sad Judy” with my own spin on it.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CK89oXQmD3P1fVzV4H2bwux5A_d2NMiY9yqna7MCEsI/edit?usp=sharing
Yes, it's a long one.
And before you ask—no, I’m not Fritewag.
SYLVIA
>>2942768
Not really. Whatever catches your fancy with him.
>>2942783
In Sad Judy for example it made sense because the third party was brought in after a fuckup between Nick and Judy made it apparent that they wouldn't work together.
I'd rather see Judy face her interspecies desires head on and be honest with Nick rather than try to bury them with someone else.
I think YKWTSAF handled it alright. I think she wallowed in pity a bit too long and hung onto the idea of being with the bunny boyfriend for a bit too long but it was still a great read. That bunny guy was a total bro.
>>2942904
Good thing I didn't talk shit about my DM.
>>2942882
Actually I reread it, she says she "hinted and prodded and [he] never showed any interest"
Really the only thing I was interested in when posting about it was the fact she went lesbian after giving up on Nick
>>2942890
Hi anon! Of course that means something to me! Thanks!
>>2942904
its almost like playing a tabletop with anthropomorphic animals and the world of zootopia are both things that would interest a certain demographic of people
>>2942699
I didn't intend to mislead you or anything, this is just a character from Blacksad that's a marten.
don't read this
>>2942929
Tell us how you really feel.
Let it all out
He will never know who said it, you can cause tension amongst your group as the DM tries to sort out who talked shit
Itll be fun
>>2942904
What else are you supposed to do post-coitus? Go to 4chan and shitpost together, it's the post-sex cigarette of the new world.
>>2942943
No I knew that was a character from something else. I meant the fact that there was someone who loves martens is my first steps
>>2942465
>>2942287
Don't worry anon, I hope to add on to that greentext soon.
I'm home, I'm still pretty drunk, but the stripping scene is coming together nicely; I'm just waffling on how lewd it should be.
Leaning towards very.
>>2942445
Where do you think we are?
>>2942539
I think Smile might be the thing to finally make me a little gay
>>2942602
Stoned Judy is MINT, kind of want to write that someday
>>2942953
Ok I won't
>>2942919
Who?
Also
>Pie captcha
I'm not even posting Gideon
>>2942882
That fic is pretty bad if I'm thinking of the same one.
Most of the time I imagine that Nick realized his love first, but Judy was the first to say it out loud and let Nick know. She seems like the one to make the first move while Nick would be too hesitant to ruin the one good thing that's happened to him in so long. He has more to lose and is a pessimist while Judy's optimism would give her the courage to confess.
>>2942851
Haha no worries bro.
I'll check now the pate now
Also I'm editing the Intake cover, did you want me to put a title on it too?
>>2942672
Thanks Labger!
>>2942682
2nd
>>2942926
I just always hate false romance leads because if they are cool, I just feel bad that their whole existence is to date one of the main characters before they realize who they really love.
And if they are douchebags then I wonder why the main character would put up with them. Are they so dense they can't see how the person really is or so whipped they can't leave them?
I mean an abusive relationship can make for great drama, but it doesn't fit every character.
Like Judy IMO
>>2942983
good
Obligatory:
Okay, now picture this, two gigantic horsecocks going through Nick’s anus and mouth, this fine and young fox is crying, due to the huge cocks he cant even breath, his mind is racing at 100mph’s, he doesn’t know what to do, he then feels the hot liquid being shot at amazing force inside his mouth and anus, he swallows, the thick sperm tastes bitter, his anus is so overfilled that his poop will come out white, he is left in the ground of the alleyway crying and with his mind broken, he then looks at the sky and asks why, why him, sudden realization overcomes him, he was born to be like this, a cumslut who has to swallow it all.
>>2942953
Too tale, Iv';e read it now, buddty.!
>>2942875
I want to play. 100% ALL IN!!
>>2942445
>not allowed to talk about fanfics on /trash/
We literally have a pastebin of all the good fics written by the thread and recommended by the thread.
This isn't /co/, where even a mention of Zistopia gets immediately deleted.
>>2942985
GIDDDEEEOONNNNN
GET YOUR PIES OUT OF THE OVEEENNNNN
GO BACK TO BAKING
AND BLENDING
REMIND ME AGAIN, THE MISTAKES YOU MADE IN YOUTTHHHHH
>I need to be flayed alive for this
>>2942993
>Also I'm editing the Intake cover, did you want me to put a title on it too?
Sure! I'd love that! If you're willing of course.
>>2943008
Honestly the only part that has me reee-ing is the "young" part. Otherwise its nothing more than I'd expect.
I mean I'm not surprised by the young part, but I hate child rape. Not exactly a controversial statement, but still
>>2942997
I love this guy's art.
>>2943008
no
>>2942982
>I think Smile might be the thing to finally make me a little gay
you have good taste in boys
>Stoned Judy is MINT, kind of want to write that someday
what about Judy on something a little harder?
>>2943008
>mother belittles and mocks his son's fucked over body
What happened to the hotdog fascinations?
>>2943034
Me too.
>>2942992
Well the first chapter was posted an hour ago if that helps
>>2943008
Why do peoplke keep psaiting this copotpasta?
I am now heading off to bed, where, like the last two nights, I will pretend to be Nick lovingly cuddling Judy as we fall sleep.
Someone kill me.
>>2943005
Hotot rabbits are so pretty
>>2943037
put that bitch on ketamine and throw her in a dumpster
glad to see such comfy discussion going on in the thread tonight. compliments my blueberries and orange green tea nicely.
>>2942489
Judy's Bad Day:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11906986/1/
Nick and Judy discover the ZPD is a lot more complicated than they ever imagined.
Work and re-write in progress.
>>2942648
It was really nice. Short and sweet. I envy your ability to be concise while still saying what needs to be said and saying it well; it's something I kinda struggle with doing.
>>2942953
REEEEEEEEEEE by proxy
>>2942926
You know, I kinda felt the same way but she only wallows in pity for like...a chapter. Which I guess is kind of a lot for a four-chapter story but I think it feels longer than it really is. Which, if you wanna look at it that way, you could say they're a really good writer if they managed to make Judy's ennui affect the reader too.
>>2943008
It's very simple, anon
>>2943037
I like both of those.
No one else does though.
>tfw you requested that shoulder ride
BB I really should start paying you for the amount of requests I've gotten
>>2943074
Jesud , is poc related? I haven't rad it yewt.
>>2942982
Hey, Late Stake made me a little straight. There's room for all of us to grow a little.
>>2943099
I've seen it posted here before, likely not
>>2943109
>Otter
>Nearly as tall as fox
>>2943087
Thanks. Honestly that's the part where I really have to work hard. The smut is easy. Use big words like "ravishing" and "filled", and just let it flow.
Its the conversations man. I always figured I sucked at them.
>>2943097
>BB I really should start paying you for the amount of requests I've gotten
haha seriously? How many have you gotten??
you don't get any more!
unless it's really, really good
>>2943099
No -- nobody gets shot.
>>2942489
Getaway: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11951807/1/Getaway
>Fangmeyer, Wolford, Nick, Judy, Shep and Dawn get onto a boat together, shippy dramatic action cop drama romcom kind of stuff happens
>>2943099
Nah,
I think he was just posting something edgy because his fic is admittingly kinda edgy right now
>>2942623
>Graphire 4
my nigga
>>2943118
That picture disturbs the fuck out of me. Something about Judy crying also makes me feel uneasy.
>>2943129
Let us know when you get past the intro.
>>2943104
Yeah, they're bred to have that mascara look. Cute, huh?
>>2943129
When do you think you'll update?
>>2943134
Ding ding ding.
Thanks.
>>2943118
Speaking of role swap, I'm really dissapointed how that fic with Nick and Judy in opposite positions is going.
I was intrigued by how the author made their personalities different based on how the world sees them (like Nick retains his idealism in becoming a cop but is kind of a wuss and a pushover due to prejudice, Judy is kind of a badass merc) but God help him, the author cannot get off the rails of the original story. Its followed the movie beat for beat even if the specific events are different. Even WHEN the events are different, they somehow manage to loop around into the next story beat the movie had.
Like in the most recent update there was no real reason for Judy to tell Nick her back story other than the fact he was like "hey tell me about you" after they tied up Manchas.
>>2943149
that is honestly too cute
>>2943068
>ketamine
can't comment but I will personally recommend molly if you're able to have some in a safe and friendly environment. Or a dirty rave full of complete strangers, whichever.
also 2tired to keep drawing, just gonna lurk for a bit
>>2943030
Which hand do you want to be nick/judy?
Did you write Intake?
>>2943126
Only four...
Watergun, the shoulder ride, the vixen trio, and this one I've been pushing, which should probably count as more considering there's two r63 outputs you've gifted us.
Which is still probably one of my favorite things to come out of these threads. Anyway, my greed cows me. I'll see you all in an hour or two, gonna write now that I walked home for 45 minutes.
>>2943149
>tfw there's less than 1000 of them in the whole world
Damn it, I swear there's a pic of Judy doing pushups and one of her showing off her abs and speaking in Engrish. I can't find them right now.
captcha JenKins LENOX
SO CLOSE
>>2943119
Some Otters get huge brah
will someone post any /fit/lynx that's been made lately? i've been gone for a bit and desu isn't working
>>2943215
He some sort of druggie?
>>2942791
They slipped 4 hits of E in Chief Bogo's drink
>>2943120
I've felt like I was missing more when I write dialogue too but I learned to kinda stop caring. I have so much to write and I always write when I'm tired and I just can't find the energy.
I break into the character's thoughts for a decent chunk of a paragraph and try to use some creative language with it so the audience can get in the headspace too and be entertained.
It probably clashes around the dialogue. I mean, the characters can say a lot or a little, but you did what I like to think is best. Just throw in facial features, body language and movements, and specify the tones of voice. I think if you can do those the dialogue will be a lot more meaningful, and you did it really well. Bell staring at her food instead of making eye contact, Shep speaking softly.
I'm glad somebody else writes about how a character's gaze shifts around as much as I do. Eyes and eyebrows are so expressive and easy to write about. I need to try using mouths and noses more often for expressions.
>>2943037
AHet, that's pretymuvch hoe i pfeel right about ow.
Nick is for FOXES ONLY
>>2943197
I did write Intake.
Oh dude I was just posting that cover to go along with my shitpost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohgr51CqliY
I was referncing Sylvia and changing a horribly tragic song to a song about a possibly closeted fox who bakes pies in a kids movie.
I also posted a picture of Nick in a hospital bed. This album (Hospice) is a concept album that takes place largely in a hospital.
Ignore my memes.
>>2942489
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6781516/chapters/15495859
Warning, the main character is an OC so if you get spicy from that stuff, this is one to avoid friendo.
>tfw Clunk gave kudos
>>2943242
Wow friendo, you're drunker than I am
>>2943243
Pic related.
>>2943243
Holy shit I love this style. Source?
>>2943228
I haven't seen her since the house party days, I think.
Hey pandanon, Bearanon here, I'm gonna have to listen to your new songs tomorrow, while at the rally I got a call from my boss that I need to take an early shift. 130am, which is in like 3hrs. So I'm gonna catch a little sleep and hit you up tomorrow
>>2943185
There's one that's updating really slowly but I've enjoyed so far, where Nick ended up becoming a cop on his own, but prejudice against foxes is alive and strong and he keeps getting assigned to the really shitty parts of town which has made him really jaded and shit, and he constantly and intentionally gets on Bogo's nerves because they piss each other off. Then Judy becomes a cop and instead of her being assigned to parking duty because there's "no slots open with anyone else", he steps up and volunteers, because no one else wants to be the fox's partner. She accepts, even though she's definitely afraid of foxes because getting a real assignment is more important.
>>2943272
Yeah, I've been moving, I just saw that someone might have made some fanart on desustorage while I was gone.
(and debates over the lewds)
>>2943215
I really hope he's not pulling a Pamperchu by digging in the trash second panel.
>>2943279
Can I have a link? sounds good.
>>2943241
Thanks for the tips man. Sometimes its hard to find something to set the mood without actually saying how characters feel. Advice I've gotten has always said "Show not tell" so I did my best to do that.
>>2943250
So I (re)did this for you!
>>2943305
I gotta look around for it, gimme a bit.
>>2943277
No worries man. Fair warning though, after listening to Dear Mother a few times I realized the toms have a major rumble to them, and the kick is ever so slightly too loud. If you want me to upload the fixed version for ya let me know tomorrow and I'll do so.
>>2943311
youll notice the more sloped shoulders and hand placement, as well as the couch back and title
>Old picture
<-------
>>2943259
psh, ur pretty good kiddo, butt watch this
*teleports to ur typewriter*
*writes 1000 words of prose*
heh, nothin personell kiddo. i only gave u kudos cuz clunk is so jenrous. BUTT KNOT NYMOR!!
*unleashes my 10,000 stanza's of the Romantic tradition jutsu on u*
dont bother writing nymor, ur finishd like hemmingway, kid
>>2943311
Man, I love this, and I love you. I'll update rite meow.
>>2943234
>"How much is a good starter dose supposed to be?"
>"I dunno, like 50mg for every 100lbs?"
>"Do you know how much Bogo weighs?"
>"..."
>"..."
>"Fuck it, just use it all"
>>2943349
I'm sorry, did you just say "meow?"
>>2943370
nya
>>2943349
The same man who wrote Intake and Short Tails had it in him to write this. I'm at a loss.
>>2943392
(not that author but) hey man, I wrote a bunch of ironic band fanfiction to troll people and someone pointed out that underneath the stupid premise and obvious attempts to fuck with people that my writing was good
being a good writer means being able to fake bad writing well
>Fic where (among other things) Bellwether's son somehow hijacks precinct 1 and takes Nick hostage, forcing Judy to somehow get Bellwether out of jail
>Somehow she has the clout to order Bellwether's transfer to the station
>Bellwether gets knocked out before she even says a single line
The whole chapter was bizarre, especially since the first two chapters were basically about Judy's parents disowning her for dating Nick
>>2943349
>ur finished lime hemingway, kid
>>2942847
They're both great, imo
Hope the Duke story turns out well! He's an underrated character.
>>2943420
FIt6 Jduly is so ficking hot.
>>2943420
that's the one. Thanks
>>2943392
>being surprised at anyone here
boi
>>2943441
yeah she is
>>2943441
an attempt was made
>>2943423
Link? This sounds like it could either be not bad or a beautiful trainwreck, either way I'm intrigued
>>2943434
Thanks dude! Hope I can bring some interest in the funny little guy.
>>2943476
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11950459/1/This-is-Nick
>>2943370
DO I LOOK LIKE I EAT MICE
>>2943367
No biggie, post the update wen u done
>>2943373
I know. They're almost better than (you)'s. But not by much.
>>2943392
>The same man who wrote Intake and Short Tails had it in him to write this. I'm at a loss.
u betr watch out, im a mad writr with a pen mighter than a sword!!!! (and a sword its a katana it was made from a demon's nose)
>>2943451
Hahahah I remember that. God damn, everyone got so upset at that webum
I wonder who's respect I lost.
Maybe my velvety pipes can win his heart
>>2943496
THIS is the REAL Intake cover..
>>2943496
>I wonder who's respect I lost
Probably no one's. Everyone was just momentarily salty over the whole "beating up kids" thing. Things come and go round these parts.
>>2943001
I think it depends on the story.
Like you could do, "Judy/Nick hook up with someone and it doesn't work out." as a part of a series.
>>2943475
Feck of.
>>2943528
r00d d00d
Alright guys, I found a compromise...
>>2942581
here you go dude
>>2943509
I'm sorry to ask more from you, but could you possible make it say Clunkbot (which is the name I post under on AO3)?
p-please, you hunky drawfriend (who is also such a great dancer)
>>2943518
>Probably no one's. Everyone was just momentarily salty over the whole "beating up kids" thing. Things come and go round these parts.
Man the kid wasn't even beaten up. They were making a cheesey video and an accident happened. I mean, did you see the fucking Donkey Kong Windup on the kid who clocked him? Who does that in like an actual fight?
They obviously meant to feign or to miss or something but he struck true and blue and decimated that boi. Absolutely decimated
reposting for the requester since they didn't notice last thread. some judy booty.
>>2943523
I mean sure, and I've seen that too (multiple times with Judy, usually her parents setting her up with random rabbits she doesn't click with), but at the same time I generally wonder whats the point.
I think having relationships that don't work out are narratively pointless if one of the characters in the relationship disappears from the story after they break up. Unless its to say something about the other character having like commitment issues or something, but thats rarely the case
Dies antione have any good reaction pictued of racist belleweather"? I need them for reasons/
Guys I know the ending for zistopia
Secrets are no fun unless they are for everyone
Dubs get their plot premise of choice revealed
>>2943554
By drawfriend I mean Zoot btw. I just wanted to profess my admiration 4u
>>2943545
HAMON: JUGULAR SHOCK
>>2943553
not the requester, but it looks awesome. You forgot one small detail though...
>>2943553
awwwwwww yissssssss
Today is a good day
>>2943566
>gets dubs themselves
Guess that means you keep your mouth shut.
>>2943564
I like this one.
Not inherently racist, but the filename makes it so.
>>2943556
that's niiiiiice
>>2943563
thanks friend
Jeez bat-anon. That was pretty good rather intense but good. Nice job.
>>2943566
Reveal nothing
>>2943578
It is, in fact, a JoJo's thing.
>>2943563
>Only 2 pages
>Updated last over a month ago
Well hopefully it ain't dead
>>2943566
I don';nt want to kjnoew a thingh.
>>2943613
anon should we call a doctor?
>>2943622
dubs confirms call doctor
>>2943609
Yeah, here's hoping. It's an interesting concept though.
>>2943545
[MENACING]
>>2943654
The doctor is real in, and he has concluded you are probably drunk
>>2943622
No, a doctor is not called. What a waste.
2 more dubs left
>>2943646
[spoiler]leave them off zoot[/spoiler]
[spoiler]tonight is for us[/spoiler]
>>2943579
>not inherently racist
Maybe if you don't know that it's referencing an Army of Republika Srpska propaganda video where they declare their support and alliegance to Radovan Karadžić while he was on the run from warcries charges.
>>2943671
Actually, I did read about that. Just kinda forgot about it.
>>2943074
Oh wai shit, this one. Of course I;ve drad this one/ Itg heklped me gret through some writers block of my own.
>>2943680
>visible nipples through sheer fabric
wanna fuck that pig
>>2943656
here ya go dude, cleaned up some of those markings for you
this was a request from /co/ hope you like it
>>2942623
That looks like warhammer 40k minitures ma nig
>>2943697
Glad to help a fellow WriteAnon out, DrunkAnon!
>>2943701
well?
what's stopping you?
>>2942184
My link updated.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/V7XnPvZwmy9
Thanks.