Alphys Thread.
I just love her so God damn much guys. Not nearly enough adorable sperg girls in my life.
>>2941573
I want her to sit on my face
>>2941610
I want to play with those tits.
I want to sniff her asshole
![745c39c3f829b560941a0c0f3f21781b[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/c8TklrL.png "745c39c3f829b560941a0c0f3f21781b[1].png")
>>2941610
I want to eat her pussy out for days.
>>2941573
Canonically wearing nothing but a lab coat! Slick sweaty thighs
This is my kind of thread
>>2946464
thread ruined
>>2946464
Alphys does not wear diapers.
She pisses in a bottle like every other self respecting nerd.
I want to cuck the fish!
>>2946464
>diapers
>>2941573
What's the answer?
It deeply saddens me how Alphys and Asgore are probably the most hated characters.
>>2946441
Is this the most on model, she does have big hips but peeps always avoid the hunchback
>>2947230
>on model
On model? Who the fuck cares about on-model?
Undertale needs more love for its THICC characters
>>2947280
I do!
>>2946810
Toriel could have built something for the kids to climb up out of the hole
>>2947298
Catty is mine
>>2941573
Your taste in Undertale girls is terrible.
You're in good company, though.
Sorry there's no spoilers for cross section
I just want to hug the lizard
is that too much to ask
THICC
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>>2948672
THAT'S NOT REAL THICC
>Tumblrtale
Kill yourself for having such shitty taste.
>>2948835
Bitch where you think you is?
This is the trash. We're the trash. You're the trash.
>>2946756
D, obviously
>>2947980
I couldn't find the one of the guy staring at it with his head in his hands, but here you go.
>>2947526
>Catty is mine
I will fight you to the fuckin' death, bitchtits.
>>2946756
>>2949226
For DAVE.
>>2948835
Hey, faggot.
It's Tumblrmeme.
Do it right.
I like Alph because you know she's into some kinky shit.
>>2949626
She learned it from anime.
>>2947889
A cloaca :o
>>2952518
I want to know what it smells like.
>>2953276
abandoned Fish market and spoiled milk
Ask me how I know. I fucking dare you
>>2953520
You're autistic?
>>2953520
>Hur hur because you fucked her first
In your dreams, faggot. Get off my waifu.
>>2941573
Are you me?
>>2942858
M-me too...
I want to marry Alphys.
>>2949244
What the fuck
>>2954848
I imagined she wouldn't have the most attractive body type. Just experimenting. I usually draw her with fat thighs, butts, and hips.
>>2947889
She's an autist like me and likes science. Realistic taste is great taste.
>nothing good has been posted yet
why
>>2963470
Anon, there is an art to thread of characters that we need to worship. The clueless, innocent and loving come first, then the porn dumpers, then the hardcore who will never let her die.
>>2949244
Fucking Dr. Robotnik bodytype
>>2965912
kek
>>2963470
>>2967123
what game is that?
>>2970580
Kingdom of Loathing
>>2965912
Some women are unfortunately shaped like that.
>>2972744
>Some women are unfortunately shaped like that
>>2974507
Not all of them can be born pears and hourglasses, anon.
>>2947980
I like what i'm seeing here
>>2949244
This scares me because she's proportioned exactly like my grandma
>>2947980
>see that image
>cock retracts inside at the speed of light
the fuck anon
>>2979427
Yeah nyaa.se, newfaggg. Sorry Alphys.
>>2967123
Oh fuck, the memories
>You're with Alphys
>She spills something
>She bends over to clean it up
>Presenting you with her perfect unwashed ass
>You can smell she hasn't bathed in weeks
>The smell is horribly intoxicating
>Hello boner
>You can't resist it and move in closer
>You're inches from her stinking anus
>You inhale deeply, basking in it's aroma
>You can't take it any longer, and shove your nose further
>Your nose meets her pucker, fully ready to live the disgusting scent
>She yelps in surprise excitement
>She turns to you completely red faced, but intrigued
>"Y-You like my a-ass anon?"
>She gets an idea
>After a short time she calls you into her room
>She's laying down on her stomach
>Rear end raised from her pudgy underbelly, as well as some effort on her part
>She has warm ramen noodles visibly hanging from her vagina
>She wants you to eat them out
>You eagerly rush to your meal
>The smell of sweat, shame, and ass assaults your senses
>literallydiamonds.jpg
>You start slowly slurping the sweaty salty noodles
>Nose only an inch away from her smelly ass hole
>Face embraced by her sweaty cheeks
>The movement of the noodles, and excitement makes her cum instantly
>You're quickly slurping the sweaty salty cum soaked noodles
>You decide to go for the gold, and shove your nose deep into her anus
>You finish the noodles, and shove your tongue into her dripping cunt
>Her body spasms with pleasure, as she coats your mouth in hot girl cum
>You gladly drink the broth after your noodles
>>2985543
>>2985543
Yes.
YES.
bump
I want to cuddle with Alphys!
>>2999220
Why?
>>3005728
why not?
http://pastebin.com/JmGMS45B
[spoiler]:D[/spoiler]
>>3016014
now post the vorefic
>>3018269
But anon, they can access it just by clicking the profile thingy.
Or here: http://pastebin.com/7ZsczFeU
Be free my degenerate friends, lewd the lizard.
bumpo
>tfw Alphys cucked away by Undyne
>tfw Undyne cucked away by Alphys
Fuck me
>>3025605
Unf those sweatpants.
>page 9, almost 10
bump
>>3033468
XL flared chance, or no lube dicking?
>>3038814
Lizard cock and fishstick please
>>2946810
Toriel should be the most hated.
>>3044879
If Toriel isn't going to fart on my face, why bother?
Ass least Alphys is sure to have extra farts stored
>>3045017
>ass least alphys
>not ass most alphys
>alphys will never melt you into an amalgamate because it is her fetish now
bump
>>3046219
>Implying she isn't traumatized
>Implying Alphys doesn't have a terrible fear of sticky white fluid because of what happened.
>Implying that's not why she's a lesbian.
>>2985543
the fuck is wrong with you?
[spoiler]this is great actually
>>2985543
I'm an Undyne fag
I don't like any of that
Like, none of my fetishes were appealed here
But I still got a fucking boner
You've got talent, man
>>3050248
>forgetting she's literally bisexual
>>3051474
Everyone knows bisexual mean lesbian.
>>3052261
Don't be tumblr.
>>3052307
That's like the exact opposite of a tumblr sentiment
Tumblr would be like "okay now are you poly-demi-lebian or half-quatro-aro-bidoublenigger-lesbian? I need to know which so I can judge how oppressed you are"
>>3052352
No, tumblr doesn't like bisexual ladies; it likes lesbians, and likes pretending that bisexual female characters are really 100% gay, even in canon.
Prolly because >boys are gross.
Really, it's a thing on there right now. I envy you for not knowing this.
>>3055795
cute
![5c91f02da3ba2488abe0f03bd3787909[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Pnbioe3.png "5c91f02da3ba2488abe0f03bd3787909[1].png")
>>3064791
I like the lactation version.
>>3050750
Interestingly enough, I'm an Undynefag too.
But I love Alphys, glad you liked it.
My friend drew this and said it was okay for me to post here
>>3070236
Amazing
>>3070236
You've got a cool friend
>>3073219
Seconding.
Any friend who draws lizard pussy is a friend worth having.
![tumblr_o7dri9KREJ1v5p4pco1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nukeFSn.jpg "tumblr_o7dri9KREJ1v5p4pco1_1280[1].jpg")
>>2941573
Greetings.
Alphys, I would love to meet you. I tried to catch up with you earlier, but I couldn't find you.
[LIE] Your friend the robot wants to come say hello too and says he doesn't know where to find you either. He says his "battery" is low, and needs you to "recharge" it?
Also, do you know where the rest of Hotland's people went?
I'm looking forward to seeing you.
Sincerely, PAPYRU
>>3080483
>>3080664
>>3079834
Alphys is not for thin
>>3081626
I wanna sniff that asshole
>>3082573
Question status: excellent.
>>2952518
I wish there was a "clean" version of this
not sure why everyone thinks fujoshi automatically = bad hygiene
>>3084717
>not sure why everyone thinks fujoshi automatically = bad hygiene
Because it's hot
>>2941573
>>2948183
That's a pretty good mix of sperg and cute. Kudos to the guy who made this.
>>3084791
Seconding.
Anyone got anymore porn of her emphasizing her being gross and dirty?
>>3093537
Maybe I should draw some more sometime.
Any suggestions for an image idea?
>>3093635
Undyne sniffing Alphys' cooch and mentioning she loves the fishy smell.
>>3093635
Alphys and Undyne getting hotblooded while playing Mario Kart. Frisk may be off to the side, just being deadpan as the other two go at it
>>3094488
>chara sitting there with a copy of mortal kombat in his hands, getting impatient
Does Alphys take it up the ass?
>>3099202
She has a cloaca.
You just know she spends all day masturbating to anime. Her lab probably smells so fucking bad.
>>3099735
>Her lab probably smells like fucking heaven.
FTFY
>>3099735
that sounds amazing tbqhfam
>>3099202
>>2948835
>not undermeme
Alphys was one of the less shitty characters, come on now.
what is with all the anal
>>3102069
>the character that kept interrupting you every five seconds
Yeah, no. I like Alph but she's the worst character.
>>3102322
Better than "lel spagHETTI XDDD" meme skeletons.
>>3093428
Mmhm, it's pretty fuckin' cute
I want to touch scaly tail
bump without content
>>3099632
This the perfect image
Source?
>>3115044
I think it's by Spurkeht
>>3109533
CUTE
>>3117257
Yeah, it's Spurkeht. See also:
>>3045567
>>3049984
>>3053674
>>3069060
>>3099427
>>3099647
>>2946432
I don't get why people keep drawing her with wrinkled skin. She's a young woman for God's sake, not a grandma.
>>3118378
It's not that she's old
It's that she's a big lizard. Lizards have very loose flesh and thick pudge, which makes them look more wrinkled, even in youth.
>>3080703
What edge-lord shit is this? Sure, the genocide route in Undertale is a little bit depressing, but it's not grimdark 13 year old shitty fanfic levels of dark.
>>3118421
>literally murder everyone you see for no real reason, culminating in the hardest fight in the game that goes full meta on you. Then if you win, you go full edgelord on flowey and attack him till he's goopified, then you end up channeling the spirit of a dead kid who looks just like you, who then destroys the entire universe, and the only way to "undo" it is to sell your soul to him
I think it fits the bill anon. I mean, it just about tickles every aspect of a 13 year old grimdark edgelord's fancy. All it needs is a r-rated rape scene.
>>3118845
>shrugs
>>3120517
>teleports behind you
>cuts off your hands
You are the biggest autist hands down
>disappears into the shadows
>>3120544
kek
>>3103116
this is adorable
>>3123770
>kawaii comments
I want to watch anime with the lizard
>>3127423
I want to kiss and marry the lizard.
>>3127423
>you will never watch anime with the lizard
>you will never listen to her geek out over tiny details and blab huge explanations about them
>you will never see her rant for literally 1 hour about how shitty Mew Mew 2 is
why
even
live
>>2949244
Literally Big Marty from Big Marty's Carpet Store in Penndel, Pennsylvania.
>>3136496
Absolutely beautiful.
>>3136496
>alphys without glasses
>>3127423
I want to punish the lizard for her misdeeds. But, you know, in a sexy way.
It's really really disappointing how most lewd alphys drawings look like everything but how she should look. Most of the stuff in this thread is pretty good evidence of that imo.
>>3142127
>It's really really disappointing how most lewd alphys drawings look like everything but how she should look. Most of the stuff in this thread is pretty good evidence of that imo
>Alphys is canonically short and fat
>most of the art depicts her as short and fat
>>3142127
What should she look like then?
I think there might be more of this Alphys clonecest, but I can't find it anywhere.
>>3150071
Now this is something I can really get behind.
>>3150071
If there is more, it's probably on Spurkeht's private twitter account or something.
Oh well.
>>3145974
>>3147577
Her hump. Her hunchback. Every and I mean everyone draws her with a straight back
>>3153853
She def has ahunch, though more of a "fat mexican mother bodytype bending over out of nervousness" hunch than a notre-dame type
>>3153853
She's bending over because she's shy and nervous, ya dingus.
