HG thread made by yours truly~
>he chuckles[spoiler][/spoiler]
I summon Ursula
>>2931583
What are you talking about!?
>>2931571
Remember the what?
>>2931575
>Y-you caught me.
>>2931579
>She shows a smug grin
And you're sure there's not more to it?
I summon Araragi.
>>2931585
>still don't know if this is old alma or bait
>>2931585
ANEINO
>>2931604
>hug
>>2931608
>he chuckles
>>2931599
>he chuckles
>>2931598
>She
>Fucking christ
>>2931616
>Grips your ankle with my tail and hoists you upwards
Ufufufu~ I wanted to catch a fish not this slimy little worm.
>>2931598
>She shrugs
I enjoy 'er company.
>>2931608
Oh, hey, welcome back. Sorry about that confusion last time.
...Ya seem a bit annoyed.
>>2931608
>..........
..........
>>2931563
>the corpse bursts into a white mess
Anon...
>>2931564
I knew I can wow you.
So now we marry.
>>2931565
>>2931583
Right... So we're back at square one.
>>2931601
B-But I was already here...
>>2931616
>she chuckles
>>2931614
>>2931608
>gets really close
>>2931608
Fuck off with your HIV infested grandmother.
>>2931627
Let's just say it's Mion and call it a day.
>>2931581
AHH, ANON, THAT'S THE SPOT. DON'T STOP TILL YOU FEEL IT MELT INTO YOUR HANDS!
>Tricky blushes.
>>2931625
eww.
ALAMALMAO
lm cold, why am l cold
>>2931633
>inb4 (You)s
Nigger...
I am not aqua for the last time.
>>2931608
>>2931627
What the hell!?
>>2931615
>Tilts my head to the side wondering what's so funny.
>>2931621
>Shrugs then waves hello.
>>2931632
>Backs up from the little one.
>>2931646
>
>>2931617
You know, if you were my teacher, my grades would be ten times better than they are now.
>>2931620
>He tries desperately to keep his hair intact
W-well, you got a big catch today, but can you put me down?
>>2931621
Right, I think there was a word for this...was it, tsun? No, no, that doesn't sound right.
>>2931628
Wh-what's so funny?
>>2931637
Okey dokie!
>Continues moving up and down
>>2931594
>>2931603
I summon... THE DARK MAGICIAN
Greetings, small ones.
>>2931608
Why are we all hating on Ilya?
>>2931660
..........
>>2931660
Are you a mute?
>>2931634
That cat is out of the bag too, let's say it's Hikki.
>>2931658
Nothing, don't worry about it.
>>2931670
GOD DAMN IT THE JOKE FELL THROUGH BECAUSE OF A MISCLICK
>>2931608
>............
>............
>............
...
>>2931662
>Keeps your dangling while running my fingers up and down your chest
Oh my and a lively worm at that. Shall I use you as bait for a much larger prey?
>>2931662
...What'cha mean?
>>2931660
>She smiles, waving back
No offens taken, then?
>>2931660
>inches faster
>>2931671
Greetings big one!
>>2931672
Because we love her.
And her blood.
wait who's Ilya?
>>2931660
>>2931664
>Suddenly, the inside of his pockets are wet.
>Tricky sighs.
GOOD JOB, ANON! YOU CAN TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT NOW, I PROMISE YOU'LL FIND YOUR MONEY IN THEM.
>>2931672
>Tilts my head to the side.
.......
>>2931674
>Points to my nose trying to tell you that your nose is bleeding.
>>2931680
>Shakes my head no.
>>2931660
>He hugs the girl.
I hope that impostor didn't hurt you too much.
Laura Nyaaaaan~
>>2931672
The same reason we hate on you. You don't want to get in on bath time.
>>2931683
That's probably a good fit, he'll probably be in there for the rest of time though.
>>2931662
And why would that be? I find young boys having difficulty keeping up when I'm teaching a class. I guess an all female shcool is where I'm meant to be.
But bed time for now. I was summoned but I guess there was a misunderstanding. Good night for now.
>>2931608
Why does this get more replies than my RP? I put lots of effort in what I say and all this is is fucking pressing one button on a keyboard god damn it I hate you guys.
>>2931691
You are the one with the peculiar affinity to blood.
We wish to ask you a question.
>>2931704
Nigga, eat shit.
I'm the tub queen.
>>2931698
>Takes out hands
>finds nothing
Wait, wheres the money?
>>2931701
Say things!
>tickles
>>2931716
>Stares
>Gets a soda
>Opens the soda
>Drinks the soda
>Stares
....Ok
>Look up character rule63
>Hey, that looks kinda familiar
>It's a link to a HG thread
Holy shit boys, one of these days we're gonna make it
>>2931716
Doing it for the (You)s isn't worth it man. Just have fun without being a niggerfaggot
>>2931723
>wanting anyone to eat shit during bath time
You're a fucking disgrace to bath takers everywhere.
>>2931716
People got their priorities, don't take it personally bub.
>>2931737
IM FUCKING DOIN' IT.
>>2931737
google tracks you dumb fuck
>>2931702
>Shakes my head no.
>>2931690
>Shakes my head no then gives you a reassuring smile.
>>2931691
>Expresses worry as I begin to back up faster.
>>2931726
>Silently begins to laugh as I shake my head violently no.
>>2931737
>>2931719
Sure.
>sits down on the dry floor
Ask away.
>>2931756
D-don't give up! We're gonna make it!
>>2931765
Your portals. What determines their destination?
>>2931758
Almost...
>>2931758
>starts giggling like an idiot and begins to get closer
>>2931696
............ Am I dreaming?
>>2931716
Cause none of us can RP and those who do, like us, are on completely different wave lengths. They only understand memes and cuddling and shit. We're an endangered species. Look at thise cocky fucks laughing at us, making fun of our paragraphs. This is what we've become. Guess what? We'll attract more of them. Cause god knows the real RPers can't make heads or tails of this bullshit.
>>2931724
OH, YOU DIDN'T FIND ANY? WHAT A SHAME. MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEARCH ME FOR WHAT YOU'VE EARNED!
>>2931758
>She grins back
Good 'ta hear. Did I ever get your name the first time 'round?
>>2931737
>I will never find R63 of Aussa
>>2931772
Easy, when I collect enough blood, I'll make one on the spot.
If I stop moving that is. Let's say if I had enough blood right now, I can make one here or I can hop around looking for a high place, which is better, or a low place.
>>2931778
>thissu shitto again
>>2931758
Good. I would hate for you to think I would ever hurt you.
>He rubs her tum while hugging her
>>2931792
How funny, same shit I say whenever I open a thread.
>>2931777
I dunno. People always die and randomly come back to life in an ever-changing arena.
What do you think?
>>2931784
>It's probably for the best
>>2931778
>muh standards
Eat a dick.
>>2931810
>>2931792
Guys, we're supposed to let hoshi have his own views.
stop replying pls
>>2931810
I wonder how it feels not be able to have any.
>>2931784
>Just shop out the fits and bam, Aussa looks like a guy
>>2931716
>caring about (you)s like its some tangible currency
>>2931803
Oh boy! Here we go again! You going to start another secret club to take us down? You might want to be careful about who you invite to it this time. I mean i'm not worried about you since no matter the outcome you'll come crawling back with your ass up and wanting the forgiveness dick, but it'll be fun to watch.
>>2931832
Tits*
Fuck auto correct
>>2931833
It's a vote of interest. We just like shit tier posting.
>>2931837
Hey Ramsay.
Shitpost time?
>>2931773
>Tears begin to stream down my eyes as I jump away from you.
Please stop.
>>2931774
....... Stay away.
>>2931784
Sagume Kishin.
>>2931794
Don't let go.
>>2931807
...... If you're here then the answer is clear.
>>2931808
>The closest I can find is Dharc, who's already the only male Charmer.
>They really didn't have a choice there, though, since black/super dark brown was the logical hair color
>>2931832
>Har.
>>2931689
I appreciate the offer, but I'm afraid I'm spoken for?
>While dangling he waves his hand in front of you, showing off the silver ring on his ring finer
See, see! So if you would please let me down, it would be quite nice.
>>2931690
Oh, nothing. I'm only teasing.
>>2931711
Oh that too, I don't think I'd be able to keep eyes off my teacher.
But nonetheless it would give me the motivation to actually go to class.
>>2931701
>He notices and quickly wipes it up
Oh, right! I didn't even notice...do you speak?
>>2931784
>The picture I posted was the only Rule63 I could find of him.
I stand with Trump
>>2931833
It's more like I want to interact with people and have fun.
>>2931790
But what decides where it leads?
Does it require you to create a portal at both ends?
>>2931837
Leaking my board won't heal your autism. In fact we got to see it amplified. Trust me, next time I make a board, it won't be to save this godforsaken community.
>>2931851
Words!
So why didn't you say anything?
>>2931857
>>2931866
Hunger games instrumentality project when
>>2931866
If you hate it here then why stick around? Just leave again.
>>2931853
Hello....
>>2931869
Cursed.
>>2931853
>Takes the ring from your finger to admire
Ufufufu~ This is quite the piece of jewellery. I might have to take this for myself.
>She slips it on her finger
>>2931851
It really did take you long enough.
>it's a hoshi shares his dystopian views of the community episode
>>2931851
Aussa the Earth Charmer, though I guess ya already knew that. Nice 'ta meet'cha properly.
>She grins, offering her left hand
>>2931853
>She shrugs briefly
Hey, if ya say so.
>>2931851
Why should I? I want blood.
>>2931863
Maybe portal is the wrong word for it, it's more like a ritual circle, like when you summon a demon, when I make a "portal", I destroy the former.
>>2931890
Hoshi's autistic views on the community are so full of shit that even he himself ignores them and stays here.
>>2931860
Then be interesting. It's not hard to do a "greeting" post that grabs attention if that is what you want. You aren't trying enough if this is a legitimate problem for you. When I used to greet with Eila, I deliberately just said "Hi!" because I can't always handle the amount of people that reply when you use a good attention grabber.
>>2931860
That gets replies because it's clearly intended to be responded to by anyone who wishes, and isn't meant to be very serious. It's very open, and any character can somehow react to it in one way or another.
Jumping in to ongoing interactions is generally perceived negatively, and initiating one without implied consent, such as a post that isn't linking to any other post, or a greetings post, can feel very forced.
I'll RP with you if you want man.
>>2931884
What curse? Am I cursed too now?
>>2931866
how does it feel to be the very cancer you hated, the combination of Mion and Booker into one
>>2931883
Because I'm better than you.
>>2931890
Nice to have memes to have something to lost with that slapped together folder you call an avatar.
>It's a no games episode
Without games only the hunger remains
>>2931905
This is a pretty good post as well.
>hoshi comes back
>comfy for the first week
>all of a sudden turns back to "standards hoshi"
Who could have predicted this?
>>2931910
ill hostz if you give me a code
>>2931907
How does it feel to shitpost anonymously because I'm a fucking force that will ruin you if you did show yourself?
>>2931910
>it's a first 36 episode
>>2931914
You guys are basically complaining about a fire while throwing logs onto it.
>>2931893
What do you summon? A pathway?
>>2931908
>Hoshi
>better than anyone
Thanks for the laugh m80, I needed it this week
>>2931910
tbqh I'm more thirsty than I am hungry ;;;v)
>>2931923
Iida Tenya
>>2931914
IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
IT EFFECTS US AAAAAAAAAALL
>>2931922
pretty good pham
>>2931923
Wiggins
>>2931923
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2931914
>Not allowing me to post my own kind of cancer in these cancerous threads
>Caring about me caring about what other people post
You guys are fucking hypocrites.
>>2931923
>it's a Gogo episode
>>2931888
Why are you in my dream? Why did you create all of these people?
>>2931893
I don't have blood for you.
>>2931891
........ Nice to meet you.
>>2931906
My words.
>>2931925
>it's not hosh's fault that he shitposts, it's ours
That argument is stale as fuck and will never hold up.
>>2931923
If this is what I am thinking of
Garnet
>>2931923
Izuko Gaen
>>2931923
Satoru Fujinuma
>>2931923
Urabe
>>2931923
I love you.
>>2931942
Waaah waah, keep cryjng.
>>2931923
Baki Hanma
>>2931941
What?
>>2931923
Eggman-kun
>>2931923
Lord Beerus
>>2931923
Omega Flowey
>>2931923
Sagume Kishin
>>2931923
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>2931923
Juri Han
>>2931923
Alma Elma
>>2931923
Aussa
>>2931923
Anti-Bug spray
>>2931923
Mami Tomoe
>>2931923
Beowulf
LEMME HEAR YOU HOWL, WULFPACK!
>>2931923
Sliver Queen
>>2931923
Furry porn
>>2931923
Seiba
>>2931939
>wanting Asska back from Junkers just to argue with nofaces
Bring back Miyuki
>>2931923
Benedict
>>2931923
Stop Your Shitty Tears Asuka
>>2931923
dat boi
>>2931942
That isn't the argument. The argument is that two wrongs don't make a right, which has always held up.
>don't respond to him
>he keeps responding to me
Toplel
>>2931923
Shiro Emiya
>>2931923
Koyomi Araragi
>>2931923
Himiko Toga
>>2931923
Rogue
>>2931923
Maria and harusame
>>2931923
Misato
>>2931975
good luck my boi
>>2931923
Yukine
>>2931884
..Oh! So you do speak after all, why would you decide to hide such a voice? I promise I don't bite.
>>2931885
That didn't work, did it?
Well, since you have my ring, maybe you can let me leave with my life still intact?
>>2931891
Oh, no, no, if you say so, Aussa.
>He winks
>>2931923
Ringabel
>>2931923
Naoki Miki
>>2931941
>She frowns briefly
Do...you mean that in the "not nice" sense? Or am I...misunderstandin' again?
>>2931927
No, a respawning... Uh... Station? I didn't put thought into this, it's just a reaction mostly.
>>2931923
Clawdia
>>2931972
Fuck with my Asuka and, I'll open the shitposting gates of hell. I swear to god. I'll fucking do it.
REAPING
>>2932005
>Fuck with my Asuka and, I'll open the shitposting gates of hell
only after following Izaya through, ranger
>>2932009
>>2932004
Oh.
>>2932009
I don't see anything wrong with it. Let's rock.
>>2932009
Thank you for the game.
>>2931941
I'm just visiting. But I didn't create this dream. This is just one of those rare dreams in which everyone is a big part of.
I'll be leaving soon. There's nothing much of value to be found here.
>>2932009
Finally, let's get going!
>>2932009
Well then, let's get this on the go.
There's quite some danger running around, might as well make the final solution better for the three of us.
>>2931988
Hey Aikawa, wanna fuck?
>>2931954
......... When I speak of something then the opposite may occur.
>>2931994
My words.....
>>2931996
Wrong.
>>2932009
so it begins
BLOODBATH
>>2932009
Pretty good
>>2932037
So you didn't actually want me to stop?
>>2932036
What?
>>2932009
Swap Maria for someone it'll be funny.
>>2932023
So why are you interested in that? Are you trying to mark one too?
>>2932051
Wanna have sexual intercourse?
>>2932048
I'M RICH
>>2932048
First things first, a horse will come within a few hours.
I'm already alerted by a certain oddity riding a horse, might as well do him a favor or two.
>>2932048
Howdy. Let's get going.
>>2931994
Now you're just confusin' me.
>>2932037
>She grimaces
It's...real hard decipherin' the actual meanin' behind this all. But...do you dislike me, for some reason?
>>2932073
Daily reminder that you are beautiful.
>>2932048
It's already dead
>>2932030
...... My words.... will it effect it?
>>2932062
No? Why?
>>2932056
No. They are of no use to us now.
>>2932048
DAY ONE
>>2932082
Just asking, I'm bored.
>>2931994
You're actually starting to look quite appetizing for a worm. Ufufufu~ Maybe I should just gobble you up right here and now.
>>2932094
I don't even know you, pervert.
>>2932092
Jus not used to goin as fast as me.
>>2932103
There you go assuming things again
>>2932092
Man, that was a fucking slaughter, I feel slightly bad abou-nah, no I don't.
>>2932092
We were supposed to kill eachother, where is she?
>>2932092
Stand back.
*punches throught the wall*
I thought you needed our assistance.
>>2932111
again?
Prove it.
>>2932051
No....
>>2932073
Are you an idiot?
>>2932081
I have no knowledge on how your words may effect the dream. If I were you, I would play it safe.
I just freely roam this world and take care of it. That's my only duty.
>>2932092
I appreciate the gesture and all that, but I've got perfect shoes already.
What do you want in return for this, it isn't all that much that I can do, unless it involves information or taking care of some danger around.
>>2932090
Oh. Can I ask you a question?
>>2932120
I'm not sure if that means yes or no, so I will have to rephrase... did you want me to stop?
>>2932092
33 tributes remain.
NIGHT ONE
>>2932119
It's not worth it....
>>2932092
Wriggle-sama l love you and want your babies planted in my corpse when l die but
>>>>The background
>>2932073
Uh. Thanks?
>>2932092
Wait. Revenge for what? Uh, sorry 'bout that, lady.
>>2932120
Not normally, but I sure feel like it right now. I'm too straightforward for this....
>>2932133
thats a really small image you have there
>>2932133
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2932134
Do it.
>>2932133
MORE LIKE
NIGHT ZERO
>>2932136
>>2932077
Oops.
>>2932140
Huh. Not bad.
>>2932123
Alright....
>>2932129
Yes,
>>2932135
Your eyes exploded because of how good it is right?
>>2932146
HA HA HA.
>>2932140
If all things go according to how it should go, there should be a few sprung traps and a good night of rest.
>>2932153
What are you?
>>2932132
Yes.
>>2932140
Better than a duel
>>2932140
All dat boi has done this entire game is gather guns. Of course he's going to have the better guns.
>>2932140
Can we stop for a couple minutes? I could use a little rest.
>>2932140
Cheating? Nah. It's not like your flush can beat this full house anyway.
>>2932140
>>2932160
Stand me up and then cheat...
>>2932159
But maybe you're hoping for the opposite outcome, so in reality you didn't want me to stop. Always do the opposite of what you say, got it!
>>2932140
DAY TWO
I attached the file this time, I double checked.
>>2932140
Her?
>>2932165
You could do that too, yeah. Just don't mess up.
>>2932178
That makes three encounters where I am the victor.
>>2932144
Ehh... I'd rather not.
>>2932178
Oh, gods, poor fella....
>>2932193
Do it!
>>2932164
>dat boi
O shit waddup
>>2932181
I'm very sorry about that. I'll fix it next time.
>>2932178
27 tributes remain.
NIGHT TWO
>>2932178
There's nothing in here... What a waste of time.
>>2932203
>>2932211
I knew I kept that mutt around for a reason.
