Zootopia Thread: Innocent-looking Femmy Ungulates Edition
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
I select this thread.
So shall it be.
This is the only pic I have with ungulates in it.
I'll be right over once the other thread is done.
Going to remake it once blu-ray copy arrives, which of course was delayed because screw you
So I guess Bat is now making a ShepXBell fuck fic?
I eagerly await.
>>2929799
Was that bat raging about his exam and FO4?
>>2929820
I don't know, but he replied to a post about him being in a fae mood so I guess it was him.
I don't care much for the fursonas of the place so Shep and Bell is really getting me excited.
BIG
>>2929839
oh shit
I guess it totally was bats.
Hot damn.
>>2929853
MEATY
>>2929866
I have embraced the darkness in my soul.
It and I are now one.
>>2929879
protein burger
>>2929883
Embracing it is the first step to realizing it's not that bad.
It's what I did.
Though, smut is arguably worse than what I did.
>>2929901
What did you do anon?
>>2929879
FOX
>>2929901
Not bats smut. It is a masterwork. Praise the miners!
>>2929879
CLAWS
>>2929913
That's a secret, cuz I'm not supposed to be around right now.
>>2929853
GUY
>>2930008
Tell me damn you! I'll beat the answers out of you!
>>2930030
You can try, but better than you have beaten on me before.
>>2930068
Are you...
Are you hitting on me?
>>2930090
what
no.
>>2929983
COCK
>>2929853
MALE
>>2928113
Post yfw Weaver has sexual dreams about Chumpy
good morning thread
>>2930146
This thread is infecting infecting our minds.
First bat suddenly gets the skills to write god-tier smut, without even knowing what he's doing.
Then Weaver has dreams at night about his internet crush.
Its getting too real man, we need to find Jesus right fucking now.
>>2930177
Every day we drift farther from God's light.
>>2930177
with chumpy dead, we have three days to see if he can resurect and become our jesus
>>2930186
if i gotta pick between jesus or antelope twink's femmy penis then jesus better step up his fucking game
Who drew this and where do I more?
>>2929853
What does the judy side say?
FOKS
>>2930211
>>2930198
Whaaat the fuck did I miss
>>2930237
Chumpy left us
Weaver dreams of him
something something threads are dying
>>2930237
Chumpy died.
Weaver cried
Bat went insane.
Wrote good porn mang.
>>2930211
Look at where we are. It's apparent that we've all made our choice.
goddamn it blu-ray fucking WHEN
I feel like writing something.
Any ideas?
>>2930306
Finnick origin story. He was a nice boy before, then he turned to a life of crime, only to be saved by Nick and go into hustling.
>>2930306
Write about dawn and sheps first date
>>2930306
Nick and Judy trying to find a new house for them and their new born litter of kids
>>2930306
Chumpy and Weaver meeting in dreams.
>Every night in my dreams
>I see you, I feel you
>That is how I know you go on
>Far across the distance and spaces between us
>you have come to show you go on
>Near...
>Far....
>Wherever you are!
>I believe that the heart does go on...
>Once more you open the door.
>and you here my heart
>and my heart will go oooon and oonnn.
>>2930328
I won't write that, anon.
That's heresy.
>>2930336
requesting this with Weaver and Chumpy
I was walking to Walmart today and guess who I meet.
Weaver!
I didn't recognized him at first but then I checked he was drawing zootopia characters on a notepad on his style
I took him a picture http://i.imgur.com/WQT34eb.webp
>>2930362
Who as which?
Because Chumpy's the one who died but if Weaver isn't behind he can't grind against chumps' wool
>>2930318
seriously, where can I buy that bunny butt?
>>2930393
I'd say Chumpy as Jack. It fits the narrative and weaver is kinda femmy anyway.
>>2930399
Primal hardware
>>2930413
There was room for both of them on that door
Weaver is a murderer
>>2930419
>Primal hardware
thank you, anon.
>>2930342
:'(
>>2929503
u best not be castign u littl shit
>>2929526
im flattered but im really not zistopia material, i don't have the command over expression that the original artist has and it'd be like the filler episode nobody wanted done by the animation studio nobody likes. really stiff and shoddy and shit
>>2929883
god damn, so it was you bats
incredible
I can no longer check desustrorage for pics but has Weaver made any new pics last night?
Streamanon from yesterday, you gonna try it again today?
>>2930500
Yeah, I probably would
>>2930483
I regret nothing moped.
Not anymore. The time for regret has long since gone.
>>2930520
Regret is for those too weak to accept the glory of their depravity.
Godspeed, bat.
>>2930483
see I fucking called it yesterday.
I fucking called it.
>>2930520
...that comes later!
>basara basara deshi deshi basara
weird furrafinity is still down
>>2928839
>>2930596
But I want to see some amazing hyena OC smut.
too bad i dont have the time or I would totally love to help continue zistopia
>>2930579
it was a site attack or something right?
jeez i hope i didnt lose anything
>>2930598
>>>2928839 →
has he now done suicide?
And is now dead.
sorry for the double post
>>2930604
I don't give a damn about the oc but damn when she does stuff about Zootopia its off high quality.
http://forums.furaffinity.net/threads/5-17-site-attack.1530523/
someone downloaded the source code and was selling them and someone else was hacking them using the source code and deleting stuff from people.
>>2930604
hmm, that is a predicament
E6?
>>2930500
MILP
>>2930677
Mother I'd Like to Pork?
>>2930677
MILP? Mothers I love to Pork?
God damnit I can't write this story. Everytime I type Shep's name I think of Commander Shepard from mass effect.
>We'll bang ok?
>>2930684
Got it in one.
Hey, more bondage porn
>>2930712
THAT'S QUITTER TALK, BATS!
Could always change the name while writing and replace all later.
>>2930725
Too late, I'm already watching Gamer Poop Mass Effect.
>>2930737
It was being handed out on USB at a convention
>>2930675
oh yeah this was definitely an inside job
>>2930724
god I love alecboughtasketchbook.
He's a hero.
Post Nick's tail
>>2930724
>>2930712
I believe in you
You could have Bellwhether just call him Shep
>>2930736
>im garrus vakarian and this is my rectum
wat happen
How would Zootopia have been if Finnick had been in that photo off Judy and not Nick
>>2930768
Don't forget too calibrate it
>>2930747
Apparently ImageMagick had an exploit that let them get it.
>>2930778
Looks like external gekkering to me
>tfw want to draw so much Zootopia porn
>don't want to get caught being a degenerate
this is hell
I'm in hell
>>2930712
I'll fuck you later
>>2930809
Join us brother. Resistance is futile.
>>2930754
I'll post the tail he has on his front end
haaaaaah fuck im gonna lose all the shit i had uploaded on fa
>>2930809
why not draw non-degenerate things?
>>2930785
Don't pull me apart
>>2930712
I care about you, Ash.
Miranda.
DAMN IT!
>>2930844
>why would anybody want FA's code?
...
>>2930835
>why not draw non-degenerate things?
I don't understand
Uhhh I just woke up. Why is everyone treating BAtAnon as some sort of smut god?
>>2930888
Go read Stranger Banger in the pastebin.
He went into a fae mood and produced a masterwork.
We're polly exaggerating but it's still funny.
>>2930855
I'm not playing anymore. I want to know that whatever happens, we're together. I'd like to be more Ash.
MOAR? I thought we were just playing around?
>Just give me some time
EVACUATION IN PROGRESS.
EVACUATION IN PROGRESS.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.
>>2930855
fuck that's what it was. think it's time to rewatch
>>2930858
oh. well shit, that makes sense. i know nothing about webdev so i assumed they'd use it to copy the site, but no fucking with it makes much more sense
well that's juvenile, i thought furry hate was a dead meme. like the target for internet beginners to practice their keyboard rage.
unless it is an inside job thing. in which case maybe it's a long-run good thing. there needs to be an exodus from there. to where i don't know though
>thread has turned into Mass Effect Gamerpoop General
I don't know if I like where this is going.
>>2930919
>we quoted the videos 4 times
>ITS GAMERPOOP GENERAL GOD DAMNIT
>THREAD IS DYING
I hope Shock Precautions updates soon. Hes been going like once a day, but I wanna know what happens next
>>2930901
Furry hate is very alive and VERY active. Just look at people's reactions to this film on this site. Or the fact we have to post in the /trash/
Someone draw Bun taking a shit in the dark
>>2930957
>>2930957
what
>>2930977
10/10
>>2930977
>>2930932
>>2930919
>>2930893
>>2930855
>>2930520
>Bats wrote that fic
Bats, like, holy shit. You're amazing.
Also, I blacked out last night, only to wake up to a nearly complete if very misspelled chapter of ZT Vice; It's likely going up tonight or early tomorrow morning once I edit, heavily, and go to my jerb this afternoon.
Also, current winner for animal pun Judy strips to is either Pull Over (That Ass is too Fat) or Ratt "Round and Round", please make your recommendations now.
>>2930957
I don't have bun, only fawks.
>>2931004
>You're amazing.
The amazing thing is that I've been able to hide my insanity from my psychologists so far!
Ok BAtAnon. It's Zoot. I'd like to have a few words with you about your story.
Let me just say that I liked it..
>but I'd never beat Donk out of my house with a broom!
>>2930950
i guess so, but i mean like on the same scale as it was in, say, 2008? i don't feel the same outragey vibe much anywhere. stigma for sure
>>2931045
I'm sure you would if you were hungover and woke up on your couch, trying to immigrate to your bed for some proper rest only to find a naked equine in a dried puddle of his own mess there instead.
>>2931005
Mmmf, more
>>2931017
Don't hide it. The best part is they have to listen to you, even if you're going fucking loco in front of them.
Need a lil comf
>>2931062
>Judy getting off on the pred/prey dynamic
This is legit my favorite thing.
>>2930950
Yeah, and look how at the beginning threads were about the movie and Weaver, and now they're full of OCs and fanfics with only minimal Weaver. /co/ still has threads discussing the movie and how there is still hope of it getting to $1b.
>>2931017
Please, as of yet your soul remains fairly pure. I've written about underage characters before, mind-break, rape; you haven't even started to tap the depths of your depravity.
My only consolation is that the death of the .heroku hid a lot of my past shame.
>>2931071
They're not gay though
>>2931071
Psssh. Hungover me would either think it was a gift for me, or wouldn't care and just force him to be my little spoon.
>I may freak out with the bat once I sober up and realize what happened.
>>2931092
>Speaking of Furry hate
There it is.
Also how come Lord Weaver gets a pass from you, he does OC too
>>2931092
The threads are barley about the movie at all anymore. It's annoying tbqh
>>2931092
>go to the /co/ thread
>8 original IPs
Yeah, they're thriving.
awooo
>>2931119
Then make it it about the movie, christ.
As the first bunny cop, did they have to tailor her uniform?
>>2931119
we've discussed it to hell and back anon
not much to say until the blu ray
This has to be the worst disguise ever
>>2931004
Know the artist of that pick?
And if you're still looking for animal puns, All Men Are Pigs?
>>2931135
>>2930939
Shock Precautions?
>>2931143
>Reading fic where Harry Potter is a thing
>But its called Furry Potter and not Hairy Potter
Come on, don't use "Furry" or some form of "Fur" as your go to word for animalizing real world things. Be more creative than that.
Besides, Furry isn't a name by any stretch. You could get away with Hairy though.
Or make it Harry Otter. That would work even better.
Its like they aren't even trying
>>2931138
absolutely. imagine the bullshit designers would have to go through, getting any product to work with hundreds of different species. we have problems with purple with ears that ate slightly too large. imagine whole species getting pissed because the latest headset doesn't fit their head at all
>>2931166
Fic on ao3
>>2931138
Probably. I wonder if they have "one size fits all" uniforms for each species which they then tailor, or if everything is custom made.
>>2931093
>Zootopia 2
>Judy is SWAT
>Nick is a detective
Yespls
Post vocaroos from last night
>>2931138
Probably, and I imagine Bogo was super pissed about it. Custom bunny tailoring can't be cheap
>>2931159
Hah! That's a good one. I'll be sure to consider it. And as for the pic, almost looks like fuchs? I have no actual idea.
>>2931175
>>2931187
>>2931204
True, but they had their reasons.
>>2930724
Judy dominating Judy, I never knew I needed this.
>>2931210
>>2931208
Well I don't think etymology really matters when it comes to puns
>>2931202
https://m.soundcloud.com/user-161119708/sets/deeper-narrated-by-clunkbot
All on here
A story of love, jealousy, magic healing powers (?), and eating you family
Lets see what I shall order at the TrashTrough.
I want one Happy Ending Meal.
One Weaver Hotdog.
One Zoot Milkshake
One Big Chumpy
Two portions off Sqrl Nuggets
>>2931236
it matters to me
i go hardcore with my puns
writefag going to lewd it up.
I'm thinking of mrs wilde and judy getting to know each other
>>2931249
Someone needs to draw this, NOW!
>>2931255
MrsW: Hi
Ju: Hello
MrsW: Nice to meet you
Ju: Nice to meet you too
>>2931255
Wait, thats the prompt you are gonna lewd up?
>>2931267
All of the food looks like the people they are named after.
Just had a cool idea for a fic. During her time in office, being under appreciated by Mayor Lionheart, Ms. Bellwether enlisted the assistance of many interns, all of which were predators (albeit predators who where smaller than her) and slowly began subjugating them more and more. Each one eventually quits, not wanting to take the punishment, but one assistant takes it all, until eventually Dawn is raping him daily in her closet of an office, while doing work, while on the phone with Shepherd, on conference calls with other city officials. Will she ever get caught?
>>2931267
I was at work and got hungry and I heard people talk about the Mc and this slowly became it
>>2931271
oh fuck that's saucy
Someone draw a very very sticky Judy
>>2931241
Thank you. I'm ready for the ride
>>2931287
You went from 0 to 50 in 3 seconds, Anon.
>>2931287
My head says no but my boner says yes
So if Bellweather only framed the preds so she could get elected, and Lionheart only hired Bellweather for the sheep vote, then why didn't Bellweather just run on her own ticket, get the sheep vote, and win the office fair and square?
Hey everyone, Rock here, what did I miss last night? Apparently Chumpy died?
>>2931277
Sure, why not. Got anything better?
I was kinda basing it off my picture of Mrs Wilde I drew last night..
>that I don't have saved on my phone..
>>2931348
Maybe because the other big prey were for him because his image and being squeaky clean upto the point off the movie
>>2931348
Well even though prey outnumber predators 10-1, there's no telling what percentage of that is sheep. And we can assume that sheep don't have a majority among prey, being so many different species, so if Lionheart could win over the other prey species her campaign would be dead in the water.
That and if she did that the movie wouldn't have a plot.
>>2931196
>Nick is a detective
>Judy is his partner
>It's like Brooklyn Nine-Nine but actually good
But if it's a pred vs prey system with a 9/1 split to prey, why are different species considered demographics of a political campaign?
>>2931393
The animals aren't outwardly/overly racist. They might not trust a predator with their kids, but a charismatic one on TV telling them how great life could be? Well that's just fine.
>>2931386
>that pic is the only ting of note
>all that pokeporn
>them Bellweather pics
I beg to differ.
>>2931393
There might be multiple species running and if one off them is a bunny you can gues that many will vote for that bunny just because he is one. Other smaller prey migh vote for that bunny as well. I am not suprised if every specie votes for the one that is the closest to them.
>>2931362
>>2931364
Okay, but there's still more questions. Where did she even learn about nighthowlers from? If she was doing literally all the work as a glorified secretary, why not quit and wait for shit to hit the fan as Lionheart's incompetence gets him ran out of office? Why gas the preds race war now instead of just gassing Lionheart?
>>2931435
Ok... I'm afraid and aroused.
>>2931351
Chumps announced he would no longer be doing Zootopia requests and would be returning to Steven Universe requests.
>>2931466
Was that before or after he admitted to being a literal shit eater?
>>2931449
if they found the cure he would be mayor again but when he gets framed or runned out off office she has a bigger chance to become mayor
>>2931249
Is this a diner run by them or something?
>>2931355
>>2931474
ONE TIME
>>2931481
I like to imagine that the food looks like them
>>2931449
1. There's no telling about her background prior to being elected. Sheep strike me as an agricultural species like bunnies - maybe she grew up on a farm?
2. If she's the assistant/vice mayor, she takes office if the current mayor is impeached, giving her a shortcut to power.
3. Getting Lionheart out of office is only part of her game. If she darts him, he's a psychopath. If she darts a lot of preds, ANY pred could be a psychopath.
>>2931455
Afraid of what anon? Your interview?
>>2931466
Oh. That sucks.
>>2931529
Yes, I am very afraid.... and nervous...
Real talk now though guys.
Donkanon was clearly too drunk to consent at that party. What moped did was rape. He raped Donkanon.
>>2931555
honk honk!
>>2931555
>>2931555
Moped seemed drunk too...
>>2931546
If you don't want the job then get out. I would kill for that job
>>2931600
Donkanon raped moped.
>>2931555
The AO3 story made it seem pretty consensual
And he called moped back
>>2931610
Stockholm syndrome
>>2931555
It was a double sided rape, they both couldn't consent.
Look guys, I know we have some sort of hate against mlp and stuff, but that's where I wrote some good shit.
I'm not saying you have too, but here it is if you'd like to give some cool stories a read.
>Lewd marked as such
http://pastebin.com/u/ReaperPone
>>2931483
This is my best picture ever!
>>2931635
If its mlp, post it in an mlp thread. Lets keep it relevant to the thread
It took me quite a while to realize that his name is Byron and not Bryon.
>>2931668
How long has it taken you? Be honest with us.
>>2931629
So dot hey both go to jail?
>>2931668
>lord Bryon
>sing it
zootopia 2 confirmed for musical
>>2931668
I don't even know who that is.
If I were to write a narrative of the night Judy met Mrs. Wilde, would you want that in 1st, 2nd, or 3rd person?
>>2931688
Approximately 43800 minutes.
>>2931712
3rd.
You probably aren't good enough for 1st and 2nd is cancer.
>>2931712
>1st
are you a god who's writing can cure all which ails one's body ? if not don't even try 1st person
>2nd
why would you inflict this ruin on people ?
>3rd person
i'm okay with this
>Fic starts with a double wedding involving Nick and Judy and two OCs
Well this doesn't bode well
>>2931705
They have to, its the law.
>>2931712
3rd person would probably be better. That way you can get both sides of the conversation. If thats what you want anyway.
If you only plan to show one side's thoughts and internal feelings, then first or third would work.
For God's sake, don't do second person, its terrible
>>2931768
>If you only plan to show one side's thoughts and internal feelings
Third person limited is still far far better than first person, because first person is cancer to write well.
Can't someone post the donkanon/moped lewd
>>2931785
The written piece is in the pastebin tho
>>2931710
>not knowing our lord and savior
>>2931754
Are Nick and Judy each marrying an OC?
>>2931804
This is what I wanted
Well I kinda liked the yellowish cum but this will do
Unless you got that one too
RIP chump
>>2931821
I prefer the grey, but different strokes.
>>2931820
Nah, each other and the OCs are marrying each other but still.
Basically establishes that they must be best friends with OCs if they are willing to do a double wedding. And I don't really care much for that sorta thing.
>>2931710
These truly are the end times.
I woke up with $20 more in my pocket then what I had when I left last night, no hangover, and a text from a gay friend saying Zootopia porn may have turned him slightly straight. And furry.
So, great day so far.
>>2931826
danke schon
>>2931845
LONDON?
>>2930508
mebbe
>>2931823
>Chumpy as rei
FEMMY
ANTELOPES
>>2931897
can i have JoJo antelopes?
>>2931865
Nope
DAWN IS NOT FOR BIG GROSS BEEFY WOLVES
SHE IS FOR SOFT CUTE SHEEP BOYS ONLY
awoo
>>2931947
... Someone should draw some sheep boys
>>2931990
WHY ARE HER PAJAMA PANTS DOWN
>>2931947
Cute femmy sheep boys for Dawn to dom.
>>2931986
>>2931287
ERECTION
>>2931999
Must be a little... warm
