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Marry one, fuck one, kill one
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>>2929625
Marry right, fuck middle, kill left.
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>>2929637
what I came here to post
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>>2929637
>>2929773
Killing delicious thicc fox
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>>2929625
Literally from left to right, marry, fuck, kill.
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Fuck the fox, marry the leek, kill the rabbit. They're all different kinds of thick, so you can never lose.
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>>2930297
This.
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>You will never go to Pokemon highschool
>A group of qt.3.14 will never hit on you after class
>You will never get to choose between the shy and nerdy gardevoir, the polite and studious Lopunny, or the thicc tomboy braixen

Shit, why aren't there furry visual novels, except for barashit :/
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>>2929625
Marry lop, fuck brai, give garde to good friend
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>>2929625
Marry right, fuck left, kill middle
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>>2930810
I will give any amount of money to any kickstarter to have this happen
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>>2929625
Which one is a boy?
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Marry and fuck left, ignore the others
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>>2931054
The right one is an obious trap anon.

Also : Marry left, fuck right boipucci, free middle
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>>2929625
why the fuck are they all T H I C C?

kill all and go to a real kemono high school. fuck your disgusting American school.
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>>2929625
Marry left, fuck middle and kill right.
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>>2931767
>He doesn't like 'em thicc

Kemono american are the best anon, plump and ready to go. Full-blooded Kemono just want your gaijin money
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>>2931767

>wanting a Japanese skeleton Pokegirl

Haven't you ever heard of "more cushion for the pushin'"?
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>>2933788
>anorexia.png
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>>2931041
is it even possible?
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>>2933919
It is, it's just that there aren't many furs interested in VN.
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>>2929625
Fuck left. fuck middle. fuck right. then leave.
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>>2929625
Marry Left, Fuck Middle, Kill Right.

There's no other answer in my mind.
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Kill braxien, fuck lopunny, marry gardevoir.
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>>2933984
Well even If there was interrst Nintendo's copyright lawyers would descend upon it like a pack of ravenous wolves.
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>>2929625
Fuck Left, Marry Middle, Kill Self.
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>>2933864
>having standards
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From left to right, Marry, kill, fuck

Best poke
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>>2929625
Marry the phox, fuck the punny, kill the gardevoir. Now I normally wouldn't choose the gardevoir to kill but since he's the skinny one among great thicc beauties, she has to go.
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>>2934797
I was thinking of a regular furry dating sim
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Kill all 3, drag their bodies to the altar, marry them, then fuck their bodies one after the other beneath the moonlight before chucking them into the sea.
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>>2939802
/edge
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>>2930989
Same here.
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>>2929625
Marry middle, fuck left
>those tiny tits
Kill right
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>>2929625
Braixen : You really need to eat more Gard' you know ? How do you expect to find a bf with those skinny thighs...

Lopunny : I know right ? They're all on the thicc bandwagon nowadays

Gardevoir : Well... I think i am cute the way I am... I prefer to be lean...
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>>2929625

Fuck all, kill none, merry christmas
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>>2929625
Mary Braixen, Fuck Lopunny, Fatten Gardevoir
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>>2939802
I see you are a follower of the Sable Church of Londor.
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>>2929625
Marry best fox, kill rabbit, fuck gardevoir
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Marry left, fuck right, kill middle.
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Fuck and impregnate braixen
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>>2930430
>>2931016
>>2931112
>>2931124
>>2936687
>>2947954
>>2949384
>>2954023
>not even getting a taste of the bunny
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Marry, fuck, kill, rape, friendzone, cuddle
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>>2954768
Marry Zangoose
Fuck
Fuck Blaziken
Kill glaceon
Kill the ghost type
Friendzone Lopunny
Cuddle Milotic
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>>2954878
rape the ghost type*
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>>2954768
Fuck, huge breasts in swimsuits are my biggest weakness.
Marry Zangoose, Fuck Blaze, Kill that Glaceon abomination, Rape ghostgirl, Friendzone rabbit
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>>2954979
Funny that even with 6 different girls, we made the same choices.
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>>2954768
Marry Milotic
Fuck Blaziken
Kill Mismagius
Rape Lopunny
Friendzone Glaceon
Cuddle Zangoose

Zangoose got that MILF goin on but damn I bet she's like a squishy teddy bear. Also why kill Glaceon when you can friendzone him and have a bro who is sexually attracted to you? Confidence + 1
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>>2954427

Of course I'm going to get a taste of the bunny. Carnivore meat tastes awful, and I doubt empath meat would be good either.
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>>2959057
Kek.
It's about time those bunny lovers learn who is the real queen here
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>>2929637
Same, but mostly because gardevoir's hair looks adorable.
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>>2954768
Marry Mega Ultra Chicken, fuck Milflotic, rape playboy bunny, kill spooky, friendzone trap-eon, and cuddle scizzor-hands
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>>2929625
Kill all 3 because anthro is awful
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>>2929637
the only true answer
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>>2929637
this
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>>2954768
Marry Zangoose
Rape Blaziken (it's my fetish so it's more important)
Fuck Mismagic or whatever
Cuddle Lopunny
Friendzone Milotic
Kill Glaceon
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>>2963330
is she soiling herself?
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>>2929625
Fuck Left Middle
Marry Left Middle
Kill Right
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Marry Braixen, gape/admire/tease Lopunny pussy while giving her embarrassing anal, kill Gardevoir (go fap to human porn you entry level faggot, Gardevoir a shit).
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>>2955186
>>2963284
>>2966520
You can't rape the willing.
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>>2954768
Marry Zangoose
Fuck Milotic
Kill Glaceon
Rape Mismagius
Friendzone Blaziken
Cuddle Lopunny
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>>2954768

Marry the Blaziken for fitness advice and muscle admiration, fuck the MILF-y Zangoose tits, kill the vanilla ghost, rape the trapboy Glaceon, friendzone the massive Milotic, and cuddle the flat rabbit.
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>>2966184
She's probably just trying to cover up her private bits
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>>2954768
Marry Milotic
Fuck Mismagius
Rape Lopunny
Cuddle Zangoose
Friendzone Super Duper Ultra Chicken
Kill femboi
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>>2954878
>>2954979
>>2964792
>>2974154
>>2982502
>kill glaceon
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>>2954768
Marry witch
Fuck weasel
Kill chickenslut
"Rape" bun (the willing, etc)
Friendzone iceshota
Cuddle wishfish
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>>2967029
Loppunny is for consentual rape only.
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>>2988188

You have to make it hard, don't you?

Marry the glasses-wearing cutie in the center.
Fuck the GMILF on the right, because she needs love too.
Regrettably kill the shortstack on the left.
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>>2930297
third.
>fuck skinny bitches
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>>2954768
The plump one in the middle got her eyes set on me, marry for sure.
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>>2988188

Marry the shortstack on the left
Fuck the glasses-wearing one.in the middle

Let somebody else take the more 'mature' looking one on the right, because I'd rather not arbitrarily kill
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>>2954768
Kill glaceon
Friendzone rabbit ass
Use a deck of cards to decide the rest
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>>2929637
First post best post
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>>2954768
Marry sweetheart Milotic
Fuck Lopunny
Kill the ghost, I'm sure she'll be fine
Rape Zangoose
Friendzone Glaceon
Cuddle Blaziken, feel warm and safe in her arms
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>>2988792
Good taste
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>>2929625
Why can I just fuck them all?
Why I have to marry them?
And why I have to wait bullets killing one when I can use them to kill fucking sandniggers?
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>>2996522
Is english your first language?
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>>2996522
Bullets are impatient
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>>2929625
Marry Gardevoir.
Fuck Gardevoir because fuck cheating.

Gardevoir forever~
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>>3005748
I take it you like Gardevoir?
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why must there be bloodshed?
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>>2929625
>>2954768
>>2988188
Screw your games.
Fuck, marry and cuddle all of them.
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>>3017569

>making a harem

One of them will inevitably get insanely jealous and murder your other lovers in their sleep. You can't spread that much love evenly, and I'd be keeping my eye on the thick Lopunny, that creepy Glaceon, and the perky shortstack if I were you.
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>>3008655
No. I don't like Gardevoir.

I love Gardevoir.
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>ywn be hypnotized and mind fucked by a Gardevoir until you are little more than a mindless sex slave
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>>3022018
this guy gets it
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I want to BE Gardevoir!
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shame there's basically no art of Gardevoir using hypnosis
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>>3022146
[spoiler]I've erped as Gardevoir before. It's fun.[/spoiler]
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>>2929625
Marry middle (I like tits fine but it's all about the hips and thighs)

Fuck left (Super hot but not my forever body)

Kill right (sorry, them's the breaks)
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>>2954768
Kill Blaziken, rape Lopunny, friendzone Mismagius, marry Zangoose, cuddle Milotic, and fuck Glaceon.
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>>3018162
>anyone but Gardevoir being the yandere
You don't know shit about Pokémon.
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>>3022181
[nospoiler]So have I. You're damn right it is.[/nospoiler]
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>tfw can't choose two or three
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>>2929625
gotta kill em all
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>>3025845

Gardevoir would only go yandere if its owner wanted it to go yandere: it's a pretty controlled Pokemon at that stage, and I could have sworn it was in tune with its owner's wishes. Nobody would actively want a yandere Pokemon, right?
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>>2954768
Marry Milotic
Fuck Blaziken
Kill Glaceon
Rape Mismagius
Friendzone Lopunny
Cuddle Zangoose
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>>3022155
Yeah, and of what little there is so much of it is terrible.

Does no one want amazing HypnoDom Gardevoir?
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>>3037082
Yeah, it sucks. I guess everyone just automatically jumps to the yellow jewish pedophile pokemon when they think hypnosis. Not that I've anything against Hypno, but there's a lot of other psychic types than could be used.
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I'd even be ok with just hypnosub Gardevoir, but even that's a rarity.
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Why can't gardefags ever keep their autism in control?
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>>3041883
You're the one that came into a thread about fucking anthro Pokemon, anon. Do you really want to play that game?
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Gardevoir turned me into a furry... But even then, I had enough taste to ditch her for true patrician pokemon like... Milktank.
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>>3042039
You're here too, genius.

And the problem is not what they're doing but where and how. This isn't their thread and they shouldn't treat it like so.
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>>3042343
>You're here too, genius.

Yes? I came to this thread for the inevitable porn of any or all of the three mons in the OP and never pretended otherwise.

>This isn't their thread
Anyone is free to post about whichever Pokemon they want, though. Are the Gardevoir posters somehow preventing others from posting what they like? I'm not opposed to more Lopunny or Braixen, it's just that no one decided to post more of them. That's not really anyone's fault.
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>>3042593
Banette is really cute
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>>3042145
my nigga
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Revive
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>>3052229
what pokemon do you like, anon?
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>>3054312
My favorites are :
Ninetails, Miltank, Braixen, Mightyena, Sylveon and Staross (:^) )
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>>3037082
>>3038474
My favorite fetish! please continue
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Marry thick Braixen, fuck the other 2, kill no one
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>Can impregnate Lopunny and Braixen
>Can't impregnate Gardevoir

I'll take the thick girls
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>>3055417
>limiting your fantasy to some shitty idea that puts humans into egg groups
Just imagine that humans can impregnate all pokemon, that's the best fantasy.
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>>3055525
He still gets to impregnate best girl
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>>3054424
I wasn't kidding when I said there's not a lot
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Why isn't there a gardevoir general in vp? I see gardevoirfags in v sometimes too but there seems to be no centralized place for them
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>>3057724
I think they've been kicked off of /vp/.

Even if they haven't, there's a really mad gardefucker who spams any gardevoir thread you make with sfw art, quickly killing it.
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>>3058352
Why does he do that? Wouldn't he want a garde thread up?
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>>3058434
Hard to say. Maybe he's trying to keep his waifu to himself. Maybe he doesn't like the way other people like Gardevoir. Maybe he's embarrassed by past Gardevoir threads, and wants to keep them down (I kind of don't blame him if that's the case, they've had a lot of drama).
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>>3058352
Oh yes I remember that autist. Because of him we had 3 Gardevoir threads hit image limit on here in a matter of minutes.
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>>3058595
Doesn't exactly help his cause on how people see Gardevoir posters.
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>>3063470
I didn't even know there was 3 up here. Now I'm salty
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Which ones can I impregnate?
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B u m p
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>>3065846
I want to marry her!
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>>3065846
her nipples look weird
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>>3065846
Anyone you want.
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>>2929625
Fuck left, marry right, kill middle
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