HG thread
>if singles I'll sleep
say hi to ERP for me
>>2923174
Ah, I did gloss over it.
Well,
My family runs an unsavory business, you see.
I chose to neglect my responsibility to these operations, so when our father died and my brother inherited, it was decided that I should play a more active role, and so we brothers clashed, and I was mortally wounded.
My brother thinks he has slain me. I owe my life to Dr. Ziegler, and my soul to Master Zenyatta.
>>2923200
Perhaps even for him there can be redemption. But I see no honour in that one.
>>2923235
The new pose is better.
>>2923258
Time for you to sleep.
>>2923258
Thank you.
Reposting day 1.
>>2923258
Thank you for the thread. Rest well.
>>2923279
why
>>2923131
Take it away, the outcome is inevitable and so is this fate.
Let's walk the path fate has bestowed upon us, I'll be eager to change it.
>>2923204
Time to get a move on, I don't see why I'd bother and stick around here.
I could kill most of you right here and now, but that'd make up for the most boring outcome.
>>2923259
Stay close to this little plushy ball and you won't end up dying because of hypothermia.
If you do, you might just end up falling to the same fate as some of the others, it'd only result into your demise.
>>2923074
That would be for the better, but remember you can always join on my gaming quests! Since Tanaka isn't into videogames, Matsuma only plays his RPG stuff with anime girls and that pair of drug snorters are a lost cause I'm always looking for people to play.
>>2923134
Oh it's you! How good are you into fast passed action? I got myself the msot resent Super Smash Brothers!
>>2923289
>>2923259
Go on and eat as much as you fools please, because I won't commit the sin of gluttony.
>>2923289
Dinner's served guys!
>>2923289
How...humiliating.
>>2923229
Hmm, seems you are still a tad bit too low of a level for this area crab girl. Do not fret, I shall save you so-
>>2923259
>>2923289
>is blown up
WHAT WEAK MAGIC IS THIS!? HAHA IT CAN HARDLY EVEN SCR-
>he look at his status bar
D-dead?! FROM THAT WEAK SPELL!?
>>2923289
This little thing actually kills you people?
Does anyone have a link to the prom games thread? Can't be bothered to look for it. Don't have any idea where it is.
>>2923234
What do my looks have do to do with this!?..and I'm not that kind of girl!
>>2923235
I didn't know think you would like frilly things!
>>2923284
No shit.
>>2923289
You're welcome.
>>2923290
K.
>>2923236
Well think of it this way. Im FORCED to move all the dam time! You try fighting with that!
>>2923259
>>2923289
Ugh, thats usually my work!
>>2923301
>>2923289
You're not gonna eat that? More for me then. I'm gonna save this for later, don't go coming back to me once starvation hits you.
fuck me
>>2923304
Maybe this place has a power against demons, maybe we'll get them next time.
>>2923279
ERP says "Hi" back!
>No I wont return for the moment cuckmongols, I need to wait for an opening in the games.
>>2923282
Redemption can only be gained with a chance. Perhaps there is more to him than meets the eye?
>>2923324
Oh! Now... that's sounds really bad.
>>2923282
Arguably yeah. Just the concept felt stupid. I'm triggered, remove this for me please.
>>2923299
Not very... I can try out a demo right? So I don't waste money if I'm complete garbage.
>>2923317
Frilly swimsuits are the best.
>>2923235
Exactly, no-now let me just...d-do a simple little Figure of eight wrap, an-and you'll be good to go...
>>2923289
In contrast with the day none of the deaths are due to killing someone else.
>>2923338
>>2923301
Then what is this!?
>He shows a fabricated photo of you consuming a buffet table.
>>2923258
Rest well, sir.
>>2923282
>She blinks in surprise
...So many hectic lives here.
>>2923235 (Joris)
As opposed to?
>>2923252 (Kaito)
Well...if you say so.
>>2923321
why is this a meme?
>>2923343
Y-yes of course! This was just a fluke, they must have some high level priest around here...
>>2923345
>bottles the fairy
I hear these sell well.
>>2923345
>mfw ribbon walks in the thread smelling like semen
You were so cute too. Now your just a tiny slut!
>>2923347
I will give him said chance should he decide to try.
>>2923355
nah
>>2923374
That's the short story, anyways
>>2923359
Pretty neat...
>Leaves
>>2923359
I DEMAND you let me inspect that hat!
>>2923331
>>2923302
The very thought that such mortal dishes featuring meat in this way could suffice the needs of the Supreme Overlord of Ice is blasphemy.
>>2923359
Ahahaha! Who would have thought that we could find such ancient item hiding in the shadows!
>>2923365
Who said that you could talk to me, trash?
>>2923353
more.... need more souls...!
>>2923359
Just let me sing a small modern lullaby for the few of you.
I'm certain all of you will enjoy it.
>>2923395
So what's the plan for the next one? Are we gonna counter the anti-demon power?
>>2923353
It gets worse, say i skipped a beat. Well my heart just skipped a beat. Undead or not, thats a killer.
It hurts but I can handle it, but my grandma was inflicted with it, and if she skips a single beat in her age, shes gone!
>>2923359
I shall be abstaining on the grounds that no normal person would do such idiotic things.
>>2923392
I don't know... I just wanted to say "that's a deal" but quickly.
>>2923413
The hell are you talking to boy, want me to show you how much stronger a cripple like me can harm you?
>>2923402
It's times like this I'm glad I'm just a gatekeeper.
>>2923416
>Loto is a guy.
>>2923359
More of the same as the first day. Less bombs though.
>>2923374
It's nice and cool now, I'm fine now.
>>2923416
take a (You)
>>2923395
>4 feet tall, way too fucking big to bottle.
>>2923398
At least I got a man! His name is Taranza! What you got, a bimbo with no taste in kinks or fashion?
>>2923436
He's talking about the question marks.
>>2923374
Well... when you were mad at me before you didn't raise your scythe at me. You just got madder and madder. Whats the change?
>>2923402
Different strokes for different folks.
>>2923413
You weren't obligated to eat the steak, you know? Fine I guess more for me.
>>2923441
Sleep now.... In the morning I'll make Hamsterburgers.
>>2923359
Shhh! I heard something coming closer! Get ready lady, because watever is approaching we're gonna kill it and bring its head as a throphy!
>>2923355
Sounds good! There are many games we can play together, as long as they aren't complicated RPG sims, those realy bore me out a lot.
>>2923413
Are you a vegan? You won't go to far with only veggies kid. Don't be picky when your life is on the line and survival becomes harder with each day.
>>2923448
thank you kindly.
>>2923416
>Oh god
>>2923427
That sounds very scary!? H-How... I wouldn't be able to do such a thing like you!
>>2923416
>>2923416
I shall provide my assistance in this matter.
>>2923447
Do I ever not envy you for problems like that.
>>2923441
Well, that was...easy.
>>2923454
I was curled up in to a ball then?
>>2923452
>Yes, but the filename says "anime girls".
>>2923416
>>2923416
>>2923441
I didn't even have a gun.
>>2923416
>>2923432
Cease this foolishness that you mortals call a "conversation" with me, or I will send you to the depths of the void that makes up the gaps between realms!
>>2923441
I have no intention to give a helping hand to you mortals if it does not feature helping you end your suffering.
>>2923459
Just keep eating it and see where it takes you, sinner.
>>2923466
I live by the words of the dark gods! Don't try to force such human terms on me!
>>2923416
>To make up for the mentioning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ElAAodHRgA
>>2923436
Unfortunately, some have no choice but surrender a peaceful existence.
>>2923454
New pose shows off the butt better anyways
>>2923466
I get you there, those take hours of grinding to even do anything remotely fun and by then something better comes out.
>>2923497
And I gave you a friendly hug, so your broke my ribs and collar bone.
>>2923450
>uses a really big bottle
>>2923423
Yes, next time I shall even use my entire undead army!
>>2923441
Is this the extent of your abilities, Satou? You happen to be the most interesting thing here tonight.
>>2923441
Seems like another oddity that'll eventually be slain as soon as I get near it.
I've faced tougher ones than some flying bird in the sky.
>>2923471
You get used to it~
And such a curse has its perks, just try and hit me lover boy, I dare you! Smite this undead!
>>2923511
Definitely more stretching spandex.
>>2923506
This can hardly be called a conversation when dealing with a loony like you, go ahead send me to the depths of hell I've been there before.
Before I forget, someone send this to the bug.
>Ram
>>2923516
Nice, they could use more blood, but I'm sure they can rip everyone apart.
>>2923416
>>2923511
"Surrender"?
>>2923514
After you acknowledged that I don't like being touched and you touching me was likely to make me even worse. And nothing would've broke if you'd have let go.
>>2923518
I don't need...like, any of these.
I was supposed to post one of these or whatever.
>>2923518
So much more fun from this side of the hat.
>>2923516
>Touche.
H-hey! A-at least add some air holes!
>>2923497
Eh, I wish they could take away that sensitivity to heat but I need some kind of warning against overheating.
>>2923416
>>2923416
>>2923518
Was this my punishment for not taking the food that was put before me? I lost my way on the long road? Have I given up on life?
>>2923441
...I haven't been so disappointed in a long, long while.
>>2923506
And these gods tell you to not eat meat? Religion sure is a waste of time these days. At least you're one less mouth to feed.
>>2923514
Right? Even though I do love videogames, there is something else that makes me what I am, the only thing that makes me feel alive, can you guess what it is?
>>2923506
I'll respect your values f-- I suggest eating your steak first, before fighting me. You'll become big and strong
>>2923553
Good taste, except for shitty ass Rei.
>>2923550
Well Elly let me change the subject for a second. Am I your friend?
>>2923518
This is the safest spot around here, usually a castle with thick walls is the only safehaven within the trouble.
I don't really need it, but I can cope with this and ensure some rest to solidify what I want.
>>2923525
I-I don't want to hit you...
>delayed twitch.
I have no reason too.
>>2923416
>
>>2923531
agreed
>>2923550
to surrender*
Woops
>>2923518
I am upset as to what happen with one group that got frozen than the other.
>>2923553
You have me on twice? Well, I AM the Brigade Commander.
Make sure you know where the special squares are so I can be in the right places to collect the cosmic waifu energy!
>>2923416
>
>>2923518
And now I'm crashing this UFO with NO SURVIVORS!
>>2923602
I'll replace them once I have someone to replace them with. I didn't want to in the first place since you use her, but I didn't have anyone to put there at the time.
>>2923566
You said you were a Marine. I wouldn't be surprised if it was your job that kept you feeling alive.
>>2923597
I'm out of things to talk about except more butt and how russian chick is literally butch.
>>2923543
Well that's what they are for little one. Soon there will be blood a plenty
>>2923557
>makes two air holes.
Now how much do you think you could be sold for floating little thing?
>>2923599
>>2923616
It's just a chart so it should be fine, no?
>>2923599
Meta Knight came to my rescue? Can you give me an autograph on my cap? Use a permanent marker please, since I do wash my hat often.
>>2923599
That should prove you enough... Now, do you think it'll be fair play if I'd encounter you in an endeavour?
I'm certain it won't end pretty for you, if you're stubborn enough to try, little girl.
>>2923638
That's just why you weren't in the center is all, it's not my ava, so it doesn't go in the center.
>>2923599
Snow-No....
>>2923625
>shrug
>>2923586
Relax, i wont kill you. Just try!
Besides, I may not look it, but I am undead and you look the paladin type to me
>>2923535
Wait a mere moment...Who are you even supposed to be?
>>2923566
That is not how it goes, future coffin filler. I just have rules that I have to follow to keep a part of the powers that I possess!
>>2923569
Big and strong are terms that do not matter for one who dared to tamper with the terrifying typhoon of terror, mortal!
No warlock has need for physical strength beyond the level that is needed for survival!
>>2923599
The one girl with the multicolored hair has been on a role. What was her name? Ryuko?
>>2923665
My opinion has changed, Rei is not shit.
>>2923672
This is the story of the most beautiful host in the land. Written by me.
>>2923602
>Make sure you know where the special squares are so I can be in the right places to collect the cosmic waifu energy!
Where are they?
Oh nevermind, I have no use for them.
How did it get so cold in here?
>>2923665
Don't worry babe, you're good.
>>2923672
I shouldn't have watched it all go down. I really should've just drawn my sword and ensure this little dilemma would've been faced with a positive outcome and another oddity to fall a prey.
>>2923656
I see!
>>2923698
No use for cosmic energies? What fun would be life if none of us had special cosmic energy? It's worth trying to get, you know!
>>2923672
Amazing. Even with all the events focused on food, someone manages to starve.
>>2923581
I've barely known you, and my experience hasn't exactly been positive.
>>2923597
That wasn't the part I didn't understand.
>>2923599
Miss Seija...why?
>>2923669
O-Okay... but i'm not a paladin, I am a Hero.
>takes out the Sword of Kings.
>swings at her.
>>2923670
What ever floats your boat.
>>2923670
Hajime Hinata crippled mexican obviously.
>>2923701
Because it's snowing.
>>2923317
You don't convince me.
>>2923625
I ledt that job long ago, the rush of adrenaline as I empty the clip of my rifle against the strongest forces the government has to offer is what I enjoy the most!
>>2923670
Coffin filler? That's a good one! Your'e missing some good cooking out there kid, I feel pity for that little somach of yours.
>>2923672
I wish for a rifle with an unlimited clip!
>>2923562
That doesn't mean it should be painful.
>Filename
My taste in waifu is shit but I like it.
>>2923752
sur·ren·der
səˈrendər/Submit
verb
1.
cease resistance to an enemy or opponent and submit to their authority.
"over 140 rebels surrendered to the authorities"
synonyms: capitulate, give in, give (oneself) up, give way, yield, concede (defeat), submit, climb down, back down, cave in, relent, crumble; More
>>2923691
I am relived you die in the following slide.
>>2923743
What do I do with them? Can I shoot lasers out of my eyes and stuff?
>>2923416
>>2923747
I'll pass on this one, the goth boy gave me all his rations a while ago.
>>2923793
If you can, you're coming with me.
>>2923768
It's may.
>>2923731
>hugs you from behind and leaves
>>2923784
Ram is top taste my dude
>>2923747
I like to thank Kirigiri. Elsewhere, sleep has been causing problems.
>>2923784
You're alright in my book.
>>2923752
Was going to try and make a reference to how if we were really friends I'd do it again cause you were crying and needed help.
>>2923782
That does sound pretty entertaining actually.
>>2923823
Okay, some, if not most is shit. I can totally agree with that one though. Dark skin wonders.
>>2923755
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=794Mi8q5hdQ
>she dodges the swing almost effortlessly in time
Nice sword! Shame its not in the hands of a king, is it?
>she taunts you a little as she dances
Try again!
>>2923783
I mean you'd probably scold yourself if you touched my chest during those times.
>>2923817
As in, it may snow, but it's still snowing.
>Filename
>>2923784
>Shion
>>2923854
Why do you have a umbrella fetish?
>>2923829
Another bombing occurs at the feast.
>>2923875
glasses girl i have found you now sir
>>2923875
>secret
Nigga, they're all pretty easy to guess.
>>2923785
>She sighs
I mean in that particular context, sir.
>>2923851
I mean for yourself.
>>2923841
I thought it was quite clear I don't want people touching me.
>>2923843
>Loto's eyes suddenly got more... focused.
>swings at her again.
>>2923851
The suns been out all day.
>>2923784
>on a chart
a-appreciated.
>>2923904
Which one?
>>2923897
You what smugs.
>>2923922
bottom right corner
>>2923816
That kind of stuff only happens in anime...
>>2923906
Name one, faggot, and you better not be someone I told them to.
>>2923841
It is the best way to feel alive! After dying so many times there's so little you can do in this world to feel alive. Can you use a gun?
>>2923900
Nothing of worth of my time is there today.
>>2923933
>Senpai remembered me
>>2923900
Something horrible happens to half of the fighters.
>>2923911
Oh well, what can you do.
>Shrugs.
>>2923914
Well the suns out all the time if you wanna get technical.
>>2923784
>tharja
>>2923935
>you better not be someone I told them to
N-never mind.
>>2923911
I thought I just made it clear if your in need regardless of what you think you want I'll help you. You can't tell me you didn't feel just a bit better after you pushed me like that.
>>2923921
There's like, three to four others I could put onto it. But I'd have to talk to them more. Until then these are the few I can say probably could steal my heart.
>>2923943
Wait wait. Before I answer your question. You've died? And yeah I've shot a gun on a range before.
>>2923899
It doesn't matter why.
What matters is my plan.
>>2923972
i will not forget the void that was that could be
I have been told to say hello.
Hello.
>>2923911
As in I was forced to "surrender" my laid back lifestyle.
Give it up, you see.
>>2923913
>she quickly sidesteps in rhythm, bouncing along.
Come on Mr hero! Cant you defeat this poor little maiden?
>>2923784
I am there for some reason.
>>2923930
Wasn't directed at you nerd
>>2923987
And what would that plan consist of?
>>2923943
Did you enjoy your dinner sir?
>>2924004
Endo, duh.
>>2924004
Sup Endo?
>>2923934
And how do you know that? Have you even tried? There could be someone shooting lasers out of their eyes to cook their food every morning and I'd just live my life not knowing this person is existing!
Do I have to break into your house and check your walls and floor for any burn marks? Maybe I'll even find those goggles that guy uses in that mutant movie to control his eye beams!
>>2923784
Literal shit. Kys.
>>2923974
Uh...Sure?
>>2923784
>RUNS AND HIDES FOREVER
>>2924015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoKxUK6izCY
>>2924001
>sighs
I-I'm just going to stop... while i'm ahead.
>>2924024
Huh, why do you think that-
>Hitler
oh.
>>2923935
Yeah, that's what I thought.
>>2923989
I'd be happy to fill it. If even just for a moment.
>>2923973
I almost skipped a slide. Which is bad because this one has someone dying in it.
>>2924052
Stop talking to yourself you fucking faggot holy fucking god damn shit you're fucking pathetic jesus christ.
>>2923973
Well, we're not getting those back even if we rip the little pink ball open.
>>2924018
Did you make that? It's not enough to say it saved my life that time! You definetly have to keep cooking.
>>2923985
I already lost count of how many shots to the head I've got. Oh didn't I tell you? I'm immortal!
>>2924036
Hmm... I remember that.
>>2924036
Oooh...but that's awful!
>>2924066
moments are forever but not forgotten for you
>>2924072
You took my b8.
>>2924050
That, and all the other dead giveaways.
>>2924031
I-I don't have eyes like that!
Wouldn't that cause his eyes to burn up? Wouldn't that cause him to cry? Who in their right mind would cry every morning just to avoid using the toaster?
>>2924022
>>2924024
>>2924050
Is it really Hitler what makes it so obvious?
>>2924094
I bet you fag as Hoshi. Did I guess your secret ava?
>>2924032
Fuck off.
>>2924112
No, you're the only person capable of seeing anything good in Yukine is all.
>>2924112
Hehehe
It's fine, we're in the same boat
>>2924095
I think Hitler is the only dead one in the image.
>>2924067
Some false hope throughout the day.
>>2924045
>she merrily twirls around him
Glad to know I still got it!
>before kissing him on the cheek
Those were some decent swings, who taught you?
>>2924011
Cause your an exotic treasure.
>>2924013
But that's my damn list smugs. You can't just talk about my shit and not expect me to think your talking about me.
>>2924034
Can't hide forever mounds.
>>2924073
You seemed to leave that part out.
>>2924124
>>2924033
Sorry, I'm being dumb right now.
>>2924124
Kyou and Kurisu are the only good ones on that list
>>2924139
I guess that makes sense. It was missing my other avatars.
>>2924124
The only 4 that are good are Sento, the older sister I'd bang, senpai and Kurisu. Oh and that one bitch next to senpai on the right.
The rest is fucking garbage and you should feel terrible Lalalalalagi.
>>2923985
I felt better after I clawed you off me.
>>2923974
I...nevermind. I think I'll just...turn in for now. I still haven't fully recovered.
>>2923996
Oh! My apologies for not understanding, sir, I'm not in the best state of mind...I think I'll just stop bothering you.
Have a good night, you fine fellows.
>>2924103
Because toasters are boring as hell! You just press down, the wires get hot, and you just sit there and wait! It doesn't even shoot the bread ten feet into the air when it's finished with a big BOOM!
Those tears the guy has coming out of his eyes are tears of JOY! Joy that he is interesting enough to have food cooked with his lasers that nobody else in his town can experience!
I want to experience that!
Someone give me the template.
I want to be judged by my shit taste
>>2924073
I'll take that as a n-o. I'll take your word for granted, I'll try my best next time.
>>2924136
Why does Meta Knight keep rescuing everyone?
>>2924162
>>2924112
Nepgear and Nowi was my hint.
>>2924135
>Stifles a chuckle
>>2924124
He's right, mang. That is a lot of shit for one waifu chart.
Get better tastes.
>>2924138
>blushs intensely
U-Uh... Um... my dad taught me, how to use a sword.
>>2924113
Hoshi took a break, you worm. You can claim to know all the secrets you want. You'll never figure out what's in my head.
>>2924145
That makes me the smart one for once!
![[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (106).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qgL34Z7.jpg "[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (106).jpg")
>>2924124
Fuck off and die.
>>2924152
Your what? Are those more of things like your scythe?
>>2924157
I couldn't even move afterwards and you kept yelling at me.
>>2924178
I'm not the guy who claimed to know your secrets, I just wanted to meme... :^(
>>2924157
You where no bother at all, as they say, "talking helps"
Rest well.
>>2924124
You managed to have worse taste than Ruby.
>>2924136
This getting ridiculous.
>>2924167
I do not know why. Do you know how many people would have died if he did not do it?
>>2924086
You wouldn't betray me, would you...?
>>2924157
Goodnight Elly, sweet dreams, rest well, ect ect.
>>2924183
I'm glad I could help you feel that way.
>>2924208
Exactly, he should let them die.
>>2924188
No, that's not it.
I'll be leaving now, house on fire, normal things
>>2924136
>He shuts the Ocean Sunfish
Now you won't spook people anymore, you're tonight's dinner now.
>>2924164
...I just said it was a great meal.But yes, do keep pushing your limits and get better.
>>2924139
Oh my apologies. But yes, just like this place I cannot die by conventional means. I don't know how long you guys have been at it though, how old is this place?
>>2924196
You can have your stupid memes when we retake the world for humanity. The only meme you'll be enjoying is the one where you run for your life when a titan peeks through your window.
>>2924224
>shut
>>2924213
>>2924177
>she teasingly pulls out a rope whip
Which kind~
Im kidding, i'm kidding! My Uncle Eli taught me to fight.
>>2924210
the radio station will
but remember when they died
the comes
>>2924158
So you'd burn your eyes up with lasers just to be special? Imagine checking the mirror and suddenly you shoot yourself with a laser
or what happens when you shoot it with your eyes closed? And despite, I don't think they have enough energy to burn anything at all. But then again I don't know how much energy that cosmic energy is.
Gotta go!
>>2924234
Oh please.
...Titans can't fit through my tiny windows.
>>2924208
Satou has a kill that is a little amusing. Everything else is as boring as ever.
>>2924208
That's very interesting and all but, when are you bunch of kids going to try and kill me? I'll let it be a 3 vs 1, just make this boredom stop already.
>>2924249
>Chases after you
>>2924157
Farewell Elly.
>>2924131
I could switch Yukine with Mugen, since we share the same taste in the gluteus maximus.
>>2924135
Technically, Yukine is dead too.
>>2924170
Not the big picture of Miku? I'm surprised.
>>2924222
Normal? Sheesh smugs. Good luck with that.
>>2924224
I heard someone say that he'll get to spend his third year here in about the better part of a year.
>>2924236
I believe old age is already taking the best of me.
>>2924262
>Satou has a kill that is a little amusing. Everything else is as boring as ever.
You are literally bored by your own games, why do you host them?
>>2924268
>>I know, who the fuck would put Uni in a chart? I just like to meme LF.
I guess I was a meme too then.
>>2924246
.... Alright?
>>2924262
Jesus fucking christ, satou!
>>2924280
They are equally bad man, they are equally bad.
