Ross' Nanikore Games.
First 24
No Shitposting beyond this point. Capiche?
>>2912057
Bikko
>>2912057
Fujiwara no Mokou
Tricky
Iida Tenya
Ninfu
Eggman-kun
Izuko Gaen
Allison Reynolds
Hoshi
Flowey
>>2912057
Joris Cullen
>>2912057
Misato
Ross Eats Dick
Matsuda
Widowmaker
>>2912079
You're a fucking clown, Izaya. You're a fucking joke. Everyone on /hg/ and /erp/ thinks you're a joke. Society thinks you're a joke. You're nothing, dude, you're zero. You're a human gutter ball. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy. You fucking clown. God, you're a fucking pussy.
>>2912057
Naoki Miki
>>2912086
Removed.
Next!
Rito Yuuki
Sora
>>2912090
>smooch
>>2912095
>kissu
>>2912090
>smooch
>>2912095
Aawww.....
>>2912090
>smooch
Ross
Lord Beerus
>>2912071
>pets
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>2912110
*The Dick Eater
Ross is Gay
A Spider
>tfw nobody will pet you
4 more tribs.
Sanae Kochiya
>>2912100
>>2912105
>>2912108
>It was a hologram.
>>2912130
Ross
>>2912127
This is an exemplary feeling.
Serious Wizard
bush's baked beans
>>2912130
Ross Blows Goats
Tank
Benny Goodman
Wiggins
>>2912130
Benedict
>>2912143
>Want my spot?
Nanako Dojima
Baki Hanma
>>2912090
>drops in a hot tub filled with water
>drops a toaster in it
>>2912143
>>2912155
Nah fuck you flower I'll give him my spot since I won't even do anything but take hands and fuck skulls anyways.
>>2912165
>not drowning him with your own two hands so you can feel him dying
>>2912170
Whatever. I didn't need to 'help' the ape, anyways. I hope you fall into a frozen lake next game.
Do the swaps now you cu cks.
>>2912113
>sneezes
>>2912155
>>2912170
Thanks dudes, I'd preciate it!
Satou the Late Absolute Madman
I guess that's what I get for investing so much time on videogames...
>>2912183
I think we can begin
>>2912183
Looks good to me!
>>2912142
Give him my spot as a token of my love
>>2912138
>>2912183
>yfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7B7ZvcrOXQ
>>2912182
Actually no. Go ahead do it. I'll throw him into a lake for you.
>>2912189
Flower will give you his spot.
>>2912191
>>2912183
Cause I like this guy more. GIVE THIS MADMAN MY SPOT!
>>2912164
You look like a very juiced up Revy.
>>2912183
Ready! I'll prove I can be tough...
>>2912093
Waah..!
>>2912220
I want to fuck purururururururururururu
>>2912220
Woah, where have you been?
>>2912220
>pats
>>2912204
This must be my lucky hour! Thank you boy.
>>2912186
>wipes nose
You have a cold, Nymph-chan.
>>2912183
Alright everything is covered! Let's go.
>>2912279
And quit messing with my head! Or...whatever it is you do!
>>2912234
Waaaaah!
>>2912240
Ummm...!
>>2912239
Asleep..?
>>2912257
No problem.
>>2912279
Your a good man Rossey. Maybe I won't flail you and turn the skin into pajamas.
>>2912279
Huh, wonder what kind of place this is?
>>2912279
Where did I end up this time?
>>2912279
Day 1
>>2912300
Alright, have them, I have no use for them
Its safe now to enter, yes?
>>2912300
If we hurry, we can cut the rope or something! Unless they're being executed some other way... Look, we'll figure it out.
>>2912300
>Matsuda in maid outfit
Mydick
>>2912314
No, leave.
>>2912300
Why don't you guys let this job to someone who happens to be an expert to stay away from permanent death?
>>2912300
Hey, quit killing that guy!
>Casts cure
>>2912300
Night1
Well it is certainly more peaceful now.
Commentary starts now :
Widowmaker living up to her name
Tanaka practicing his dark arts now refers to a more... sophisticated army arts instead.
>>2912314
Yes. Welcome.
>>2912314
I think you're kinda late to enter now..
>>2912314
No.
>>2912333
What is this feeling? ...I've just gotta shake this off, I'm sure it's nothing.
>>2912314
You mean it wasn't safe before...?
>>2912333
AAAAAAHHHH! Wh-Where...how did you...?!
>>2912333
I feel like this will be a new incident.
>Tfw you're a fucking joke
>tfw being called what you are makes you want to jump off a bridge.
>>2912333
Day 2
Sanae.... You're supposed to be exorcising spirits not...
>>2912359
>being this australian
>>2912365
That was a close one
>>2912365
What's so funny?
>>2912333
Oh don't be scared! If anything I won't use this big guy here myself, I'm the one who will kills both of you instead.
>>2912365
zzzzz...eh? Is it morning already?
>>2912365
Night 2
It seems the murderers are being killed prior to them killing something or someone.
>>2912365
H-Hehehe... He actually believed it! What a moron!
>>2912388
You feel like someone's following us?
>>2912388
O-Oh, sorry... Were you planning on catching him...?
>>2912388
>>2912388
Day 3
Rito is a child inside his brain.
>>2912407
Raaaaawrrrr! Did I get you?! You were scared, right?!
>>2912407
Hey, thanks!
>>2912407
ARENA EVENT!
CHIESTER SQUADRON 00! PREPARE YOURSELF!
>>2912407
Oh.
>>2912441
Oh man, I thought that'd work for sure...
>>2912441
No, you guys don't get it! I'm the scary monster and-
...
What was I thinking...
>>2912441
5 left and we have not even reached the feast!
>>2912388
Out of all of them, the spider looks like the most dangerous foe in that group, and I'm not dying by poison so...!
>>2912463
You seem to be the only other law-abiding person here. It is imperative we work together.
>>2912463
And someone becomes the victim of this feast.
>>2912478
PEACES!
1/3
>>2912143
>smooch
Good morning everyone.
>>2912499
After 5 days of peace....
I give up.
I decided to release the demons!
>>2912525
And we're getting closer.
>>2912523
Morning student.
>it's a LF wins episode
>>2912533
Noooo not Nymph-chan, even though Ikaros a best.
>>2912523
It's more like the afternoon to me, but hey!
>>2912533
Come on spider, one bite and he's all yours!
>>2912533
And of course.
>>2912536
No Ima die, watch this shit.
>>2912536
Oh boy LF won again
>>2912547
For shame...
>>2912546
>tfw based Satou bets against you
Th-This hurts just a lil bit.
>>2912552
>>2912547
How many is that now? 1000?
I'll sit here and cuddle my 20 wins since fucking February.
>>2912534
S-student? I swear I already went to school...
>>2912541
It's 11:28 for me, but afternoon probably would have been more appropriate.
LF gangrape when
>kk
>>2912565
who?
Choromatsu
>>2912565
No idea. I should count them one day. Last time I counted it was quite a bit.
>>2912558
But the spider managed to kill me this time, of course I would bet for him. But hey, you went against my expectations and won instead! Congratulations!
Jyushimatsu
>>2912582
Th-Thanks Satou.
>>2912574
What?
>>2912591
Matsuda wins.
Congrats.
>>2912566
Oh, it's already 2:30 here, raining too.
>>2912603
Congratulations! Thanks for the match!
>>2912603
Thx for hosting.
>>2912603
Well done kid! And thanks to the host for this short yet enjoyable game!
>>2912603
EPISODE
P
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O
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>>2912603
Thank you for the game.
>>2912603
Nice one! Thanks for the fun time.
>>2912598
>Throws brick through the window
>>2912603
Thanks for hosting witch.. boat.. whatever.
>>2912623
>squeezes cheeks
>>2912603
Congratulations on your victory. Try not to rub it in too many people's faces.
Also, thank you for hosting. I'm bummed I missed out, but there's not much else anyone can do about that.
>>2912603
Thanks for hosting
>>2912609
>>2912611
>>2912615
>>2912622
Thanks. I only do this to regulate the things that happened.
>>2912623
Actually human.
>>2912603
>claps
>>2912636
Nothing you can do anyway. I am just regulating this place after all that dustbowl.
>>2912639
All thanks to you who participated.
Which avafags are bad persons OOC?
>>2912623
>>2912647
I had no clue we were in the 20's-30's. What all happened?
>>2912651
Seth, he burns down hospitals and kicks orphans in the nuts
>>2912591
What?
>>2912651
There's no such thing as a bad person.
>>2912663
Dustbowl.
>daily shitstorm.
>>2912663
Hoshi spammed in ERP and got banned among shitposting from the usual suspects.
>>2912640
Hey Ross thanks for hosting and calling me cute.
>>2912609
I wish it was raining, it's been too hot lately..
>>2912633
Aikawa!
>>2912640
Huh? I remember a Witch hosted these first, then a boat girl stole em, and now you host em? This is getting ridiculous.
>>2912656
Tch, clearly didn't love me enough if she couldn't take a little love brick.
>>2912666
Where~?
>>2912039 (nymph)
>posts tricky nudes
>gets banned
>top zozzle
>>2912695
Where?
>>2912676
But there's no dust anywhere around here. How're we supposed to have a dustbowl without any dust?
>I'm thankful I missed it. They seem to be earlier and earlier everyday
>>2912680
Who are the usual suspects?
>>2912699
Are you a damn parrot now?
>>2912680
So the usual?
>>2912687
>>2912710
No??
>>2912685
Well it is Summer after all.
>>2912687
Not Aikawa, faggot
>squeezes harder
>>2912709
Izaya
Baron
Yukine
LF
A couple of others I forgot.
>>2912651
I am.
>>2912685
......
>shoves a sausage into his mouth
That's the only sausage you're going to ever get.
>>2912687
I feel like it. And besides the boat is sleeping right now.
>>2912702
I just cleaned it with this game.
>Yeah, was horrible. Crashed 3 threads down. This game is meant to regulate the fallout.
>>2912687
>smacks ass
>checks
>>2912726
You forgot Vino
>>2912717
>Cheeks get squeezes too hard
>They rip
>It was a hologram
>You like this
>>2912715
Then cut it out. Shouldn't you be flirting with some cute girls anyways?
>>2912726
Implying I was even shitposting there. I made one post upon being called out. It's no wonder that I was there though, it was the only current simulator going on so I watched.
>>2912743
Like who? I'm not seeing any.
>>2912744
What would Matsuda's favourite politician be and why??
>>2912766
yee
>>2912743
>Sees hologram cheeks get ripped
>Time to go back home.
>>2912751
Very funny.
Look, you got >>2912639 and >>2912714
and and even >>2912744
>>2912716
I'm more of a winter kinda guy, ya'know rather be too cold than too hot.
>>2912730
Gah..
>Immediately spits it out.
ugh... dude you almost made me throw up.... And I prefer Popsicles.
>>2912726
>>2912766
Also I only entered 2 Vinos and replied to the YuGiOh abridge kill your family
>>2912776
I-I'm cute?
>>2912639
>>2912776
Hello, Kyoko wants us to flirt
>>2912759
Whoever allows euthanasia laws to be in check, so I can put down dogs like you.
>>2912766
Yeah, because for some reason I always get called out on, it's human instinct to grab to the nearest projection and force it upon someone so they can feel good in their own insecurity as they accuse the one they want it to be.
>>2912776
I am not a girl, do I really have to stuff that in your deformed skull with a scalpel, child?
>>2912788
You should flirt with her
>>2912782
Like I care. For the last time. I am not gay. I will not call another guy cute. That would be very gay.
>>2912787
probably
>>2912782
Eh, I always preferred Summer. Maybe it's because I was born and raised on an island and hang out on the beach all the time with my friends.
>Reappears
>Falls to ground with a yelp and whimper
Woah! It seems it has died out!
Your favorite goddess is back!
>>2912791
>Pets
You're such a cutie lady~
>>2912787
No, sorry. I just needed to pick somebody out for that jack ass.
>>2912796
...Don't worry about it.
>>2912808
You don't have to be so kind
>>2912812
huh?
>>2912818
Well that was a rough landing. You ok?
>>2912822
>>2912825
>>2912822
Do that one more time and I'll break your hand, fold it in so many different angles that it eventually turns into one of your precious Pocky's.
>>2912787
>>2912776
Hello, Sanae wants us to flirt.
>>2912818
Are you alright?
>>2912822
>pets
You are such a cute, shit-tier waifu~
>>2912818
Ack! Y-You fell onto me woman!
>>2912818
That looks like it's going to hurt.
>>2912819
You're not my favorite goddess. My favorite goddess is Nya-chan.
>>2912835
Her effort makes it cute.
>>2912822
>>2912819
Shut up. Stop talking.
>>2912818
Get up you fat concubine, laying down here is bad form.
>>2912823
It's not really kind, you just asked
>>2912819
You're evem worse than Yato, and he's a scumbag
>>2912830
what do you want?
>>2912838
Nyaa chan? Who or what goddess is this!? Is this one of other Eris' nick names? is her influence getting everywhere!?
>>2912800
You can call another guy cute without being gay, honestly you're being too defensive over this.
>>2912813
An Island? Sounds peaceful. I like the winter better because the company I work for make me wear this heavy coat, not the scarf though, the scarf is kinda my thing.
>>2912818
>Walks over to her and sits on my knees.
I'm sorry Elly.
>listening to a conversation in class
>"Do you watch LeafyisHere?"
>"No, do you watch Filthy Frank?"
>mfw
>>2912859
That's gay.
>>2912858
She's the goddess of being an idol! Have you ever seen her live? If you have you'll know what I'm talking about.
>>2912833
My name's Kyoko, I like long walks on the beach and food.
>>2912835
Don't start Ramsay, I'm already dealing with your boyfriend.
>>2912831
Ooooh, the big scary neurolologist lady! I'm quivering in fear~!
>>2912830
Oh get over yourself, I didn't mean it lady.
>>2912847
>Flicks nose
Don't get so mad.
>>2912775
It was probably you anyways..
>>2912826
>>2912834
>>2912838
It's still better than I was.
>>2912836
Sorry, miss....
>Weakly rolls off
>>2912853
>Slowly staggers to feet
Concubine...? What?
>>2912859
Huh?
>>2912859
And you'd have a rough time in the summer because of that. Makes sense.
>>2912874
Why? What happened to you before?
>>2912868
M-me?
>>2912873
My name's Aikawa, lets go to the beach
>>2912853
Wh-Why! I did nothing wrong! Why should I stop talking!
>>2912856
But I am not a scumbag! How dare you call me worse than a scumbag!
>>2912871
So... You're just another Hikikomori...
>>2912874
I-I demand payment! 100,000 Eris! I demand about that much!
>>2912874
Yes, you, concubine. Quit lounging around!
>>2912873
Fuck you, inferior Kyoko
>throws brick
>>2912873
Why would you think that? I just got here.
>>2912874
I don't think falling from the sky is any better than how you were before.
>>2912893
Wh-what's it to you what I am and what I'm not?
>>2912893
Claiming godship is just asinine and delusional.
>>2912870
No homo?
>>2912874
>Stands up and offers my hand to help her up.
I'm sorry, it's my fault you got sealed this time.
>>2912882
I have other costumes that I can wear, buy they're pretty bulky as well. Anyway I'm Kaito, what's your name?
>>2912874
Would you please elaborate on what happened?
>>2912873
You should be quivering in fear, little rat. If anything you're but vermin with a botched skull that came out of the lowest pit in the genepool.
>>2912905
I don't know... All my life I have been guiding Hikikomori to a better life.
>>2912907
But I am a goddess! I am the Goddess Aqua! The goddess of water!
>>2912882
>>2912910
I was sort of...sealed away.
>Shivers
>>2912905
It was only a few feet.
>>2912893
What's Eris...? I only just reformed, please don't do this!
>>2912894
I'm a gatekeeper, not a concu-
>Takes step forward, stumbles back to ground before staggering up
>>2912909
Thank you...it's Miss Reimu's for being so unreasonable.
>>2912904
>pets Sayaka-chan.
>>2912909
That would still make it very gay.
>>2912929
>he looks confused
By who?
>>2912929
That would mean... 100 gold pieces!~
>>2912893
You don't even have a shrine, claim to be an important god, when you're even more unknown than Yato
>>2912909
It's Sora. Nice to meet you, Kaito.
>>2912929
By who?
>>2912931
What are you doing?
>>2912925
D-Does that mean we're going to get married, have two kids, a-and live happily ever after?
>>2912929
That doesn't mean anything. Falling at that hight could have broken your bones. Go see a doctor and make sure you're okay.
>>2912957
Petting you.
>Pets the Sayaka-chan.
Don't be sad.
>>2912929
If I have to pick you up, I am going to pick you up by the throat. Get up.
>>2912925
And I am Shinigami, the god of death. Nice to meet you.
>>2912892
>>2912904
Sayaka, go to the beach with Aikawa for me, I gotta go.
>>2912949
I do have a shrine at the Axis Sect! Don't make up facts about me! And besides, We come from different worlds! Of course I am unknown to you people!
>>2912962
Pfftt AHAHHAHAAHAHAHA!!!
No.
I guide dead hikikomoris to heaven or to another world.
>>2912847
You're fine, she's just jealous
>>2912976
Don't you dare and tell Sayaka to go to the beach with Aikawa. I'll kick that trap's ass into the ocean instead.
>>2912975
No you're not... You're Iida Tenya of Tokyo Japan.
>>2912965
Stop that, why are you doing this?
>>2912976
Why should I have to go with him?
