ERP Thread
Furry porn edition~
Previous thread >>2889338
First for sleep
Nth, first, second, last, for something like sleep or funposting or something.
Shit edition
>>2894398
>>2894394
I wanna pinch your butt
>tfw want to pick up an avatar
>dunno if you can execute their personality correctly
what's their name, /erp/
>>2894394
You are the fucking worst.
>>2894411
Shut the fuck up.
>>2894409
>Kurisu pokes your tummy and pinches your butt.
>>2894410
Practically every avatar I've picked up.
>>2894394
Same
>>2894410
Mary from Ib.
>>2894432
Listen here nigger.
>>2894410
im practicing somewhere else before the reveal
>>2894410
I was just talking about that. An anon gave me some tips so I might debut her soon. I would just ask someone for what hey would expect and do your best.
>>2894432
h-hey !
>Pulls you close and licks your cheek while poking your butt
>>2894410
>I still feel like I do Harley Shitty
>>2894445
Who the fuck do you think you are?!
>>2894432
It's not healthy to bully the Anons.
>have Kenny stash tucked deep inside computer so I wind up clicking a dll all the time instead of the image I want
Fucks sake.
>>2894473
>>2894433
I suppose there's no harm in saying.
>>2894410
I've been told I play her well but I just doesn't feel right to me
>>2894490
you've done fabulously in your previous attempts... but im pretty sure the anon ment who was the avatar
>>2894410
I feel like I lose track when things get sexual. Beforehand usually goes pretty well though.
>>2894410
Don't worry about it Anon. Some people play their characters wildly out of character. And sometimes, you just have to play a character a little OOC to move the ERP along.
>>2894473
(Fuck it.)
Hmm...
>She considers for a moment, her eyes narrowing slightly as she examines you, especially down to your swim trunks, soaked and fitting close to your body, leaving very little to the imagination
It's a start.
>She states, resting her chin on her (hand? fin? Your call)
So what should I call you, cutie?
>With her other limb she starts to softly stroke under your chin, leaning over you, casting a massive shadow over your body, her huge tits bouncing obscenely, as if trying to squirm out of her tiny top
>>2894279
W-woah!
>As she falls into him, crashing them together on the floor, Felicia let's out a little cry. She ended up directly on top of him, head just underneath his neck and abdomin straddling his pelvis. The ditz forces herself upwards with a push on his midsection, accidently bringing her petite rear into his hands to which she responds with a short 'eep!'
S-sorry sir, I'm really sorry! It's all musty and dark down here. Umm, please don't be mad! I'll wash your clothes for you! I'll make this all better, I promise!
>In her stammering to appease him, Felicia doesn't move but in fact unknowingly rocks her hips against his torso, pink ponytail swaying from side to side.
There's a shower upstairs as well in the royal bath! The family is out too, they won't mind! Especially if I tell them it was my fault!
>>2894477
I-I'm sorry,please don't be mad.
>>2894519
>Toph
Post-ATLA, During-ATLA, or During-Korra?
>>2894477
the jagermonsta.
>>2894543
(Eh I suppose "Post" but I didn't really thin too much about that.)
>>2894506
Any character with an established canon, then, not conceptual ones or self-inserts.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10228344
>>2894564
people still miss your retired avatars and no one ever misses mine so
>>2894563
It doesn't to a degree, but it affects the character in small, important ways. Like Pre-Korra Toph is a lot more responsible... until she shows up in the show and she's just ATLA Toph.
>>2894570
i have no idea who the fuck those are
>>2894570
Yuuka Kazami.
>>2894584
(Well to be honest I like her attitude during the show, but I think it might just complicate things if I worry too much about the continuity of everything.
Here's a list an anon gave me:
1) She doesn't give a shit if she's blind. She actually makes jokes about it and laughs at it.
2) Doesn't accept being the sub unless she decides to be it. Those who try to dominate her will get dominated and fucked over with rock tentacle things.
3) She's the type of gal who while she may be interested in sex, wouldn't be above just letting a anon jack off to her and cum on her body without batting a eye.
I'm actually just nervous about playing a new ava.
>>2894227
Oh, that's like, such a drag... Let's just go get something to eat, then! I'm like, so totally starved. I wouldn't get far on an empty stomach! So c'mon, I'm sure one of these joints has gotta have Italian cuisine!
>She comes of as a bit impatient, though she means no harm.
>>2894244
Well, don't you just sound like my biggest fan? Hehe, I can't deny that I'm like, a bit of an attention whore, so this outfit serves it's purpose, fuh shuh. And I guess that guys are always checking me out, but they never seem to have anything to say... So I'm just like "whatevs". But you're something else, you might just be like, exaggerating a 'Lil
>>2894294
Jeez, could you like, stop apologizing? You're totally embarrassing yourself. ...Y'know, as a wise woman always says, looking is free, so why don't you stop staring at the floor~
>With that statement, she grabs a hold of his shin and tilts his head back up, giving him an eye full of her well developed form.
>>2894533
>He feels the soft ruffles of her dress dragging against his torso, bringing some very lewd and inappropriate thoughts to mind. Just imagining her bouncing up and down in his lap is enough to give him a tent, which thankfully only brushes against her dress and not any skin. But her words snap him back to reality as he realizes just how dirty he is. The back of his uniform and head is absolutely covered in a thick layer of dust.
Well okay.. But what about you? There's a ton of dust on you too.
>His hands move around awkwardly, wondering how to get her off. They hover around her stomach, her thigh, her waist, but they're way, way too close to her hips or breasts.
>>2894653
That sounds about right. She wouldn't do something without getting something in return. And yeah, don't worry about continuity.
Just fun, really.
Do any of you fags play an avatar that embraces AMERICA and/or FREEDOM
>>2894529
(Hand.)
>his soaked swim trunks cling to his body but have a noticeable elongated shape nestled between his legs which looks suspiciously like a semi-erect dick
Me...? Oh, uh... Just call me Anon, I guess.
>the gentle stroking of his chin causes him to suck in a sharp, deep breath of air as if he's being intensely stimulated, and his eyes quickly move back to her large breasts as they bounce within the tight confines of her poorly covering top
But... holy shit, you're body is amazing. If I could take you home, I'd do nothing but have sex with you for weeks.
... is that better?
>>2894576
I suppose it was a bit obnoxious to bring that worry up, but the whole point is to just go through with it, despite any apprehension.
>>2894720
If you wanted iowa you could just ask for her
>>2894720
You should meet Iowa.
>>2894770
The USS Iowa
>>2894770
>People want to fuck states?
>>2894721
Much better~
>She winks at you, before gently pinching the waistband of your trunks and lifting you off the ground, giving you a wedgie as well as raising you up to her eye level
But what's this silly talk about you taking me home? If anyone's taking anyone anywhere to have anything for weeks, it'll be me~
>She giggles to herself holding you above the massive canyon of her chest, turning you around to get a look at your ass
>>2894770
(Not her just posting the pic)
She's named after a battle ship and she usually starts each session with a lesson from US history.
>>2894770
Blonde, busty shipgirl. For Murica
>>2894657
>His head follows where her hand guides it, stopping at her absolute cleavage. He's briefly at a loss for words, slowly leaning forward like he's about to push his face into them
They're so big..
>>2894657
Do you have a fan club? If not, guess I'll be the founding member. The only people who complain about others getting attention are those who aren't getting any, sister. But I as a man fit into both of your categories and if you don't mind me saying I like what I see and I'd kill to see more of it. So what do you say, any enemies you need taken care of?
>He pokes one of her barely contained breasts, laughing as he continues with his refined admiration.
>>2894716
(Thanks for the input, I might bring her out very soon~)
>>2894770
She likes little boys and has a shota dungeon
>>2894477
Your prom date, K-cup
>>2894657
S--sure. Let's go...
>We walk through the city. I feel less nervous by not looking at her, but it ticks me off the idea of being watched by people (even though I've noticed just one woman looking at me).
(I need to go. Hopefully we'll continue later.)
>>2894816
>he yelps as he's pulled off the ground in a rather unpleasant manner, and clings to her hand in an attempt to lift himself somewhat an lessen the power of the unusual wedgie while his trunks are stretched over his skin an made to fit every curve of his buttocks and thighs and leave exceedingly little to anyone's imagination
Ah...! I guess you could!
And I guess there are worse fates than being a big woman's... plaything.
>>2894912
That's the spirit...so what do you say darling? I live just up the coast~
>She lowers you down between her jugs, using her shoulders to squeeze them together around your body, fully wrapping you up in her flesh while smirking down at you
(Would it be okay if we continue this through email?)
>>2894875
Who are the poor souls trapped in that dungeon?
>>2894875
>you will never be in iowa's shota rape harem
The first man I killed was the earl's right-hand man.
>>2894954
>implying that's not a good thing
>>2894398
no u
>>2894529
>
>>2894711
Me?
>As if suddenly dawning on the dimwit, Felicia lets out a pert cough before looking around her traditional maid wear. The dust and grime of the earthen cellar floor was evident even in the shadowy cellar. Her wiggling above as she inspected herself of the grime caused her to continue brushing against his lower half, even scraping by his crotch though so distracted she didn't even notice.
Um...I am pretty unsightly. I'll go draw a bath now! Follow me!
>Felicia finally dismounted him and assisted him to his feet. The two went upwards to the second floor of the royal castle, bringing him just outside a large bathing room. As she stepped inside, the dutiful maid showed him the changing area for him to lay his clothes about four her to later clean. Towels lay among the wall to wrap around if one wished, as both nudity and covered washing were both allowed. As he undressed, the flow of running water was overheard as Felicia prepared, steam rising from the crack of the foggy glass door inwards. She came back out once finished, bowed her head and picked up his dirty uniform.
Please, take the time to relax. The bathing area is large enough to accommodate at least ten and the water is purifying for your health. I shall take care of this and be back soon.
>The maid departs, leaving him to relax for the time being.
>>2894981
>earl
Are you from medieval Scotland or something?
>>2894991
>95x57
>>2894991
>tfw no Krystal ava
>>2895007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw5G6fF-wqQ
>>2894372
>Huggu
>>2894951
>his face reddens considerably as her breasts envelop him and he breathes fast and hard from obvious arousal rather than exhaustion, looking up at her with a somewhat wild look in his eyes
O-oh shit... Don't say things like that! How can I resist...
>he squirms lightly against the soft flesh while embraces him from all sides, feeling her erotic bags all around him
(Sorry, but I don't have an email for this stuff and I'd prefer to keep any RPing in the thread.)
(Damn. Hate to do this, but I need to step out for a while. I'm gonna try to get back on later.)
>>2894826
Oh gosh, a fan club?
>Not really surprised by his poke, she just continues to fit in a few gleeful giggles.
Looks like I have one now! ...But seriously, you don't need to do anything that like, mean. If you really want to see more, you just need to ask nicely, y'know~?
>With that message, she places her hands on her sides, slowly running them along her curves to accentuate her figure.
>>2894897
(Me too. I look forward to it.)
Woohoo! And we're off!
>Almost skipping right while beside you, she remain completely oblivious to your paranoia.
>>2894820
>Happy with his curiosity of her body, she decides to give him a little show for his eyes as she lightly bouces up and down, causing her over sized boobs to quake.
Oh, so you're finally being honest? You shouldn't be so shy~
>>2895082
>erotic bags
femboy rp on kik at good_cola
>tfw no Kashima Ava
Maybe I should take the torch once I can get on my computer (need to buy another)
>>2895123
>kik
>>2895082
>Without a word, she pulls her heart-shaped sunglasses down over her eyes and lifts you up again, before flipping over onto her stomach and gently placing you on her shell, then jetting off into the water
>You have a couple uninterrupted, un-bullied minutes to spend staring at her lower half while she ferries you to her home, a huge pink and white beach house with appropriately proportioned doors and windows, absolutely dwarfing you
>She coasts onto the shore and allows you to hop off, before standing up and opening the door for you, patting you softly on the butt
>>2895142
Kashima left?
>>2895100
(I'll be sure to greet you when I'm back)
Now what sane man would decline an offer like that. You're pretty damn soft you know. I wouldn't mind seeing more of you would like to show it off to your fan club president.
>Like inspecting a new car, he walks around he to check out each and every angle.
>>2895025
>I've actually considered doing Krystal, just because shes a popular character and would be fun to RP as. I'd have to play through some games to get a good idea of her personality again though.
>>2894605
Tomoko!
>>2894951
(I'd go for an email if you're still around)
>>2895224
>personality
What personality?
>>2895153
>after the sudden trip, he looks around with mild amazement as she shows him her her residence and he bends his head back to take in the scale of it
Wow... Quite a place.
>feeling the pat on the butt, he then quickly walks through the opened door and enters the colorful house and the apparent home of the giant female
>>2894996
>He follows behind without a word, still struggling with what he saw and felt. He follows behind just far enough that he can see the little hint of flesh between her stockings and the dress.
Thank you..
>He stays out of the way of the maid as she picks up his uniform, slipping into the bath as soon as he can with only a few embarrassed words of gratitude. He sinks into the bath, reflecting on what just happened. All he can think about is what just happened between them. Those precious few moments where their lower parts kissed feel so sharp in his mind. Without thinking about what he's doing, his hand closes around his rapidly hardening shaft
Felicia..
>>2895224
>actually considered doing Krystal
Fuck yes.
>I'd have to play through some games
Wouldn't watching some cutscenes on jewtube be enough to remind you of her characteristics?
>>2895252
That dinosaur language is hard to pick up.
>>2895100
>Taking a big risk, he follows his desires and pushes his face right into her bouncing cleavage. There's a quiet, blissed out whine as he nuzzles her breasts, closing his eyes
So soft!
>>2895252
>kek
>>2895282
True, but games are much more fun~
Though, for time sake, watching a couple of youtube videos wouldn't hurt. I know she has a british accent or something.
>>2895249
(Sure baby~ Whats your address?)
>>2895260
Thanks, sugar. It's pretty tough finding a place for a girl my size, but I like it. It's cozy~
>She chats as she strides in front of you, her bikini riding high and deep in her fat blue ass, guiding you to the most important room of the house
>She stretches up torwards the ceiling and grunts, before flopping forward onto her bed, a huge silver circular waterbed, with a small set of stairs sized perfectly for someone much smaller than herself
>>2895224
Dude she is pretty much on screen for 2 scenes in Adventures and isn't much more than a warrior princess type.
>>2895323
She does have a british or at least british-ish accent.
Could make for kinky dirty talk, although I'm not sure if it matters in text.
(I'm in a major slump today because I feel terrible about myself again, but I figure I might as well try and get this ball rolling again. I had considered playing as a Viper from XCOM2, but I'll stick with this more familiar character for now.)
>>2895401
Subscribed
>>2895401
dude nice blog +1
>>2895401
Hey darling, I'll help you feel better! Bring that tasty tongue over here~
>Lapras used Sweet Kiss!
>>2895326
>he walks behind her as he follows her into her bedroom, watching her meaty ass as her blue cheeks rub together with every step, and he bites his lower lip at the sight
>as he climbs into her bed, he quickly notices the steps for smaller people and raises an eyebrow
You get... "visitors" a lot?
>he smirks at her before using said steps to get into the bed with her, feeling the soft, waterfillled mattress as he crawls across the wobbly surface and towards his large host
>>2895261
>A few relaxing minutes pass by as the flowing bath never quite runs out of heat. Steam fills the air, obscuring much of the brilliantly decorated walls. The unknowing and clumsy Felicia had disappeared to the laundry room on the first floor. Depositing her own dirty black silk into the bin alongside his uniform, she tried to begin washing but the dirt still covering her face and hair bothered her too much. Wearing now a basic linen shirt and pants, she returned to the bath.
Slightly opening the door, she called out 'Sir?' to no avail, words drowned out by the rush of the pool. Figuring perhaps he had already left, maybe waiting for her downstairs, the airhead stripped of the commoner clothing down to her beautiful, delicate naked form. A few minutes to herself wouldn't hurt, she thought. Creaking open the glass and blinded by the fog, the maid walked slowly and deliberately over to the side making sure she didn't trip this time. With one languid leg, she dipped the limb in to test the heat. Just as perfect from when she left! Her diminutive butt slid down the tiled surface of the pool onto a seat within, where she grabbed a nearby shampoo bottle she had brought with. The maid adored spending hours in this sauna, simply washing the stress of the day away with the finest soaps imaginable. As she let her ponytail down, something didn't sit right with her. She thought she saw a figure hidden within the searing vapor. Her distinctive voice cried out.
Umm... hello? Lord is that you? Flora maybe?
>>2895466
type less
>>2895466
(Rip green text!)
>>2895466
tl;dr?
Cute paws. Sorry for the play button
>>2895401
(Welcome back, umm shadow anon I think you called me here. Sorry I took so long last time, I got distracted by some company)
>>2895472
>>2895490
>>2895496
(Hehe~)
Hey guys, popular avatar (and also irl girl) here. I'm going to go out with my friends at this nice bar tonight.
>>2895456
>She kicks her feet up and crosses them at the ankle, stretching more and sighing as she gets comfy on the jiggling bed, turning her head to look at you
Sometimes~ But you're the first I've had in a long time
>She turns over onto her back, sending ripples through the mattress that violently shake you, stretching her arms above her head, her massive beach balls slapping against her chest before falling to either side
>>2895545
Have fun Yuruposter
>>2895545
Have fun, Silica
>>2895545
Sup Joey
>>2895545
bye kurisu
I heard someone's fucking little boys
Please assist us in our investigation.
well hello boys and girls I hope I didn't miss anything too exciting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-x1OFh8p8U
>>2895640
Uh oh, Iowa's gonna get courtmarshalled
>>2895640
I do. What's the issue?
>>2895640
You hear that, Zach? A pedophile! Lurking the ERP threads! I know my coffee was trying to tell me something. There was a shape this morning. An American state. Mean anything to you, Zach?
>>2895552
>he stays still, sitting on all fours as the surface of the mattress moves like watery waves when turns over, before crawling all the way over to her
Really? Well, then I'm a pretty lucky guy.
>he settles down hext to her and lets his gaze wander from top to toe of her body, taking in the sight of her voluptuous form, her impressive chest barely kept in check by a tiny bikini top, her soft-looking belly, her wide hips, her thick thighs, and the equally tiny bikini bottom that practically disappears between her legs
... man, you're a feast for the eyes.
>>2895640
Look for a blonde woman with stars in her eyes.
>>2895466
>By the time Felicia comes back his eyelids are flickering a little. He's never been in a bath quite as relaxing as this, not in his life. He can hear some movements, but in his daze he dismisses them as the rushing water playing tricks on him. His mind turns back to his idle fantasies of the cute, clumsy maid he got so close to. He can almost hear her voice now.
Haaa.. Felicia.. Felicia?
>His eyes shoot open and he flails around the water in surprise, turning around to see the real Felicia. Even without her uniform and with her hair down it's very clear who it is. He stays quiet for a moment, too shocked to speak, unsure if he's even supposed to be here right now
>>2895660
Goddamn babyraper.
>>2895684
Fleshy flap-valve navigator!
>>2895662
I appreciate this post.
>>2895660
>A little boy walks up to Kurisu and just stares expectantly
>>2895662
I have to replay Deadly Premonition. That writing was too good.
>>2895707
>Kurisu puts her feet on the little boys face and applies some pressure, trying to push him away.
Shoo.
>>2895734
Please put your feet on my face.
>>2895734
>Deeply inhales your scent before sadly walking away
>>2895663
Mmm, you're pretty easy on the eyes too, sweet stuff~
>She wraps one arm around him, giving his ass another squish, able to fit the whole thing in her large palm
I've gotta ask--ever been with a plus-sized lady before?
>She asks casually as she sits up and undoes the tie of her top, letting her titties avalanche down into her lap, her huge, puffy pink nipples exposed and intensely swollen
>>2895659
Who do you speak of? I require more details.
>>2895660
Put your hands up motherfucker.
>The agent brandishes a gun, shining yet blunt, and points it at Kurisu
>>2895662
(Chuckled)
>>2895665
Multiple women match that description, sir
>>2895693
I swear to God, K-Cup. If you don't Jiggle the Handle, I'm going to put a Knife in Yer Gut. Now let me put a Crack in the Egg, Sex Cow.
>>2895734
i totally see the ham now :)
Every breath you take and every move you make
Every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching you
Every single day and every word you say
Every game you play, every night you stay, I'll be watching you
Oh, can't you see you belong to me
How my poor heart aches with every step you take
Every move you make, every vow you break
Every smile you fake, every claim you stake, I'll be watching you
(Rei here. Change of plans. Probably going to premiere Dorothy around 9pm EST. It's hard to lewd when your parents are in the next room...)
>>2895836
Sting regulars the ERP threads?
>>2895836
That's Nue's theme song.
>>2895845
Stop spamming my feed
>Unsubscribed
>>2895666
Huh? I-I heard my name! Sister, are you playing with me again?
>Standing up, water reaching just up to her navel, Felicia wades to the other side. As she clears the steam, her vision is filled with her nude guest. Standing in the bath with nothing covering her, Felicia takes a moment to understand the situation. Realizing she's naked before him, the maid lets out a scream before drawing her hands to cover her small, shapely chest.
Ah! S-sir! I didn't realize you were still here, I'm so sorry!
>>2895864
>>2895831
It's not exactly a well kept secret.
>>2895804
Ham on the bone? A little thing I just can't leave alone?
DO YOU HEAR THE WHISPERING WIND OVER THE SCREAMS OF YOUR DYING FRIENDS?!
>>2895768
Weird kid..
>>2895741
Later.
>>2895790
I'm gonna sing you the Tune From Da Moon while I Torture you, There will be Nothing Left Alive, because You Are My Meat.
>>2895916
Nah her head looks like a ham on the bone!
>>2895780
>he makes no complaint or resistance when her hand squeezes his ass, but stares and drinks in the sight of her freed breasts, intently watching them spill forth from her undone top and then hang heavily from her chest
No, can't say I have. But it looks very... promising.
>his slowly drying swim trunks no longer cling to every contour of his body, but his groin is sporting an eye-catching bulge as something in said trunks has grown large and hard
>>2895855
I hope so
>>2895864
Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace
I dream at night, I can only see your face
I look around but it's you I can't replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying, "Baby, baby, please"
>>2895930
hey guys i pooped myself *fart* :)
this is you
>>2895916
>Boy yells back
I wanted you to fuck me faggot!
>>2895831
>>2895857
>>2895887
Obstructing justice is a serious crime, Mr. Anon E. Mous. You better tell the truth and all of it.
>>2895916
Have You Seen Me? I'm Black and Huge. U Ain't Shit. Now why don't you Jack the World before I Slap U Around?
>>2895980
I AIN'T GOING TO JAIL!
...Besides, Kurisu already admitted to it.
>>2894807
this screencap is some crazy shit mane
>>2895935
I'M THE HAND OF GOOOOOOD
I'M THE DARK MESSIAH
I'M THE VENGEFUL OOOOOOONE
>>2895959
>Kurisu cups her hands around her mouth and shouts.
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YELLING AT, YOU PREPUBESCENT PIECE OF SHIT?!
>>2895997
Go To Hell. I'll put you on the Krak Down, U Ain't Shit so it's Time For Death!
>>2895935
Mango?
>>2896033
>>2896042
Oh can't you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches with every step you take.
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you.
>>2896033
>try to hate disturbed because i listened to them for so long, swapped to other bands
But their new album is so fucking good.
>>2896035
But K-Cup, I'm your Sexecutioner! I just want your Womb with a View, and maybe The Road Behind. You Can't Kill Terror, and I'll never be Sick of You.
>>2896035
>Yells back
Some fat fuck that can't get it up even when a prime slab of ass offers itself to you! Go choke on Jerome's fat cock!
>>2895933
>Raising an eyebrow slightly, she slips her hand underneath his trunks, using one finger to tickle the underside of his smooth balls while she continues to grope him, the other hand cupping her heavy tit, rolling her nipple between two fingers
>She licks her lips and asks coyly
Think you're hung enough to help me out?~
>>2895879
>He stares, his mouth agape as he gets an eyeful of her naked body. Normally he would apologize, but after everything that's happened, he isn't quite himself.
Touch.. Wanna touch..
>He takes a few steps through the water, his painfully erect length clearly showing. He doesn't look dangerous, but he clearly isn't in his right mind
http://www.strawpoll.me/10228344
Keep voting bitch ass nigger
>>2896001
>>2896043
Sir, don't lie to me. She doesn't fit the description of "blonde woman with starry eyes"
It has to be someone
Besides we already have Kurisu in custody for plotting to use a bomb called a "shitpost"
>>2894372
171st for Usami always posts when I'm asleep and my only solace is that maybe this is her fetish.
>>2896155
>171
>is 173
couldnt even get that right
>>2896154
>you collide with a sign that says "Iowa's underage rape cave" with an arrow pointing to a dirt path through the woods
>>2896199
Nigger, you're 174. She's off by one and so are you.
>>2896199
>>2896107
>a gasp escapes him at her teasing touch and his whole body twitches and shivers as her finger tickles him, and he looks at her breasts with a deeply hungry gaze
I don't know... but I'd definitely like to try.
>he grabs his trunk and quickly yanks them off, showing the aside as an average but fully erect cock pops free, swollen with intense lust for the huge female and the display she puts on
>>2896109
>Seeing him out of his traditional element, Felicia covers her tiny mouth with her hand, leaving one breast exposed to the steamy air. His erection caught her gaze, which she promptly gasped it into her palm. Burning bright red, her cheeks turned downward as she looked at the water and down towards the coarse floor.
S-sir you appear to be in pain! You're swelling! Do you have a fever?
>Though an adult, the dim woman tried to think of any excuse she could avoiding lust as a prerogative.
>>2896214
I know i am 174
I said she was 173 you massive faggot choad monkey
>>2896216
maybe the sweet release of death will abate your embarrassment, faggot
>>2896277
We can only hope.
>>2896266
Hey, dipshit. There was a post between you and her.
>>2896222
>She smiles and scoops him up, holding him so he's seated on her palm, and uses two fingers to easily hold his legs apart
Cute! Someone's finally woken up!
>She leans in and effortlessly takes his entire cock and balls into her slippery, toothless mouth, using her long tongue to swirl around and stimulate his modest manhood, playfully humming to herself as she does
>>2896277
>>2896305
please put an end to my miserable existence first
>>2896302
You snitch!
>Shoots in the head
>>2896302
Aaaahhh! It's over, she's done for...
>>2896277
>>2896305
>>2896325
You three are being a tad morbid.
>>2896350
Sorry honey.
>>2896350
it's not morbid, it's my fetish
>>2896178
That is her twin Usiruk
>>2896207
I'll have an associate assist me
>>2896302
Thank you for the tip, citizen
Have a lollipop.
>>2896321
>he lets out a loud moan as he feels her wet mouth engulf both his cock and balls, and he wraps his arms around her large head when he feels her tongue begin to work on his trapped member, causing it to throbs with pleasure
Oh god yes...!
>he hugs her head tightly and eagerly thrusts his hip against her lips, trying to push his cock deeper into her pleasant mouth and letting her have a better taste of his excited manhood
>>2896350
I sincerely wish I wasn't alive.
>>2896239
>He lets out another moan, his erection throbbing in her smooth, delicate hand. He's briefly satisfied with just her hand exploring and caressing his length.
Ahaah..
>He manages to notice her rosy nipple through all the mist. Giving into his lust, he cups her modest breast in his hand, giving it a firm squeeze
>>2896413
You and about half the people in these threads
>>2896391
Just submitted a tip! She is on the moon right now! Quick! Go after her there!
>>2896425
>those tabs
hahahahaha
perfect dude.
>>2896413
Hi Nue.
>>2896441
Just about to say the same thing.
(You sons of whores aren't taking me alive! I've already destroyed all the evidence and paid the DA off! Your case has nothing to stand on! You don't have a ghost of a chance! Mwahaha!)
>>2896413
You could always kill yourself.
You know, just saying...
>>2896464
thanks for the update
>>2896459
Literally came here to say this.
>>2896464
>Salutes
We would never betray the U/SS/ Iowa!
>>2896391
>Bumps into and drops a box labeled Shota Chat Noir Porn as well as many condoms
How clumsy, pardon me officer.
>>2896464
Thank god! I dont know what I would do if you got put away ;_;
>>2896464
Always nice to see you in a good mood.
>>2896486
Literally came here to say this.
>>2896464
>You don't have a ghost of a chance!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSP0OEIm3CM
>>2896454
Yeah, yeah funny. We're all Nue, we get it.
>>2896477
I don't have the courage to.
>>2896464
M-master...
What are those red and blue flashing lights?
>>2896528
>M-master...
And they told me shota avas weren't braindead masochists
>>2896523
If you're not Nue then name your other avatars right now.
>>2896512
Here to say I literally came to this.
>>2896528
GET BACK IN THE GARAGE!
>>2896409
>The edges of her mouth can't help but turn upwards into a grin as she gobbles on his package, the humming growing more intense, vibrating his manhood inside her hot wet maw
It takes a lot to make a lewd
A pinch of semen and moaning too
A scoop of mental issues to add the spice
A dash of "m-mommy" to make it nice, and you’ve got
Too many shotas
Too many shotas
Too many shotas
Too many shotas
>>2896523
Let's sex until you die from orgasming too much.
>>2896546
Literally came here to say this.
>>2896568
Good one, anon.
>>2896369
Honey? I hadn't realized we graduated up to pet names, already.
>>2896387
Oh.
>>2896413
Hopefully you find something to help convince you otherwise.
Too much shitposting, not enough lewdposting. Who needs a hole to fuck?
>>2896464
>Destroyed the evidence
What, you "disappeared" all the shotas too?
>>2896570
Literally came.
>>2896540
at least he kinda has an excuse because gil's from the fate series
>>2896417
Nnn...s-sir if you wish to touch just ask...
>Ever the servant, Felicia lightly strokes his growing length to try to ease his mind. Feeling her mound squeezed forces her to look away, but she doesn't immediately retreat. The skin is wet from the bath and silky to the touch much like her uniform. The small breast fits right into his palm, rosy nipple hardening from his sudden grip.
>>2896591
Master does, and he saw your unfortunate attempt from earlier.
>>2896570
>Literally came here to say this.
Here to say I literally came to this.
>>2896585
You're right, you ARE still just a mutt.
>>2896541
I don't have to prove shit to you.
>>2896569
Why? I already get fucked daily by life
>>2896585
I think I just did.
Hi.
hey guys im a nigger
what do i do
>>2896621
Was I not cute enough? Did I try to appeal to funposting too much? O-or was I just trying at the wrong time? W-was I bad?
>>2896617
>>2896664
Oh, it's just Mango. Never mind.
>>2896668
Kill yourself.
>>2896664
Is that umbrella's base a sock wearing a geta? Cuz if so, that's pretty cute.
>>2896668
Go hit up dmg he likes em big n black
>>2896668
Enjoy fucking wives with your big fat penis.
RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2896691
It's a Kasa-obake.
>>2896705
Literally came here to say this.
>>2896481
Anytime! It's a pleasure!
>>2896495
Now here is a true patriot who understands the meaning of freedom!
>>2896500
Aww, I'm sure you'll be alright!
>>2896501
And a good mood is what I'm always in! Nice to see you too, sir!
>>2896516
Ehehe~
>>2896528
Villains trying to get me, servant! Defend your master!
>>2896603
I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
>>2896715
WHAT IN JACK-FUCKING-HANNAH IS THAT?!
>>2896639
Rather quick to move from sweet to sour, aren't you?
>>2896664
I must say, that's an unusual way to open up with someone.
>>2896681
Yeah sure
>>2896691
Isn't it?
>>2896715
Oh, shoot. I forgot all about those guys! Thanks for that.
>>2896567
>he sucks in air in sharp breaths and exhales in delighted moans while clinging to her head, and his cock throbs inside her mouth from her vibrations and drools precum over her playful tongue, giving her an appetizer to his seed
F-fuck... god, it feels good...
>>2896679
Well, I saw that too. But I meant the failed blowbang...But you're always cute, my little pet...
>He pats her head and starts swinging an untethered leash
But if you're REALLY good today, I might even take you for a walk.
>>2896730
It's a shitpost, but I am immune to it's effects
>>2896723
Good! And nice to see you, of course.
And your tits. Always great to get a good look at those!
