HG Thread
Congratulations on winning Batsu Games Reloaded XVII, Souda.
>>2887426
First
>>2887410
Good night,
Sleep tight.
Don't let the mexican vampire bats bite
>>2887408
Niiiice
>>2887388
Can you give me the link really quick before I go?
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>2887426
Well played, Kazuichi. You're more capable that I had thought.
Thank you for hosting, Endo.
>>2887400
>>2887409
>>2887426
Pretty good at winning games, that's for sure. Congrat soda pop!
>>2887410
I won't I promise!
>>2887426
I'm still calling the FBAP.
>>2887392
God damn it.
>>2887407
I'm calling the authorities irl.
>>2887421
Actually... besides the guy getting his arm cut off. I haven't seen a single person get hurt.
>>2887426
>claps
>>2887426
Congratulations! Thanks for hosting Endo!
>>2887408
You'll never have my skeleton!
>>2887420
Wait.. what do you usually ask for?
>>2887426
Thanks for the win, sucker!
>>2887401
Don't call my shit shit, and I'm not accepting your beer. You could've spat in it or turned it into some kind of lite beer.
>>2887406
...L-Look, could you not spy on me when I'm in private? That's a little too weird.
>>2887409
HA, I LEAVE FOR HOW MANY DAY, COME BACK AND WIN A GAME. YOU PLEBS ARE GETTING SOFT!
I'm off to bed.
Congrats Souda and thanks for the game Endo.
Mesprit~
>>2887443
http://8ch.
net/hghw
/res/20.html
And the stats. Thanks for playing. I was surprised how fast the thread filled up while a 24 game was going on.
And two questions.
1. I want to make game 20 another event. Would you like to have a Shitty Art/DeviantArt Game or something else? I was thinking a Nazi themed game where you enter as Wehrmacht, SS or jews. Of course, I'll also allow normal entries.
2. I want to start working on a second code. What would you think of an Overwatch themed game?
Thank you to everyone who congratulated me. You're allowed to touch me in one spot on my body for 4 seconds.
>>2887410
Aren't you a tad bit lucky that I'm the only one around with all the knowledge about them as well?
For every measure, there's a countermeasure, and we're sort of friends, Koyomin.
Be happy about that and I'll be seeing you next time.
>>2887426
>>2887467
Hmm? It was merely a text that'd show what eventually happened to you in this little showcase here.
It was already known to me, I don't have to spy when I already know it all, don't you realise that?
>>2887473
Night to you as well then smugs.
>>2887497
>Punches
>>2887497
>gouges eyeballs out
>>2887497
>touches prostate with penis
>>2887497
>rubs butt against your butt
>>2887497
>touches eye
>>2887497
>sits on head
>>2887473
Goodnight, sweet dreams, rest well, ect ect.
>>2887488
Those both sound really fun, and the over watch one sounds good too.
>>2887466
All sorts of stuff really, some guitars, some weapons, an elephant, some wild tigers, new computers, even got a plane!
>>2887488
Thanks for hosting!!
>>2887497
Does it have to be continuous, or can l just punch you over and over?
>>2887473
Night
>>2887497
>bear hugs you
>>2887488
1. I'd say deviant art games, but I'm too scared to look up shitty Souda art. It scares me. Nazi games would be fun though.
2. Overwatch would be neat, but I have no fucking clue what that'd entails.
>>2887426
Good job, I guess!
>pacchi pacchi pacchi*
>>2887488
I have always liked the deviant art idea, but the Nazi theme is creative as well.
As far as an overwatch themed game,
I don't know much about it so I can't really say for sure.
>>2887497
>Knees him in the nads.
>>2887497
>Rapes your [spoiler] ego [/spoiler]
>>2887467
You're the one who called your shit "shit", so I was just quoting you. As for the beer... well don't say I didn't try to do something nice for you.
>>2887497
>throws a mobile phone into your pocket.
Press that one little button and I'll prevent any weird things from happening to any of those touching you.
>>2887536
Oh don't worry, I got you covered. While looking for a good image for your winscreen I found pic related.
>>2887488
>plenty want an overwatch code but I can't see how well one could make one honestly
>>2887497
I'm not going to touch you.
>>2887564
>>2887497
>>2887564
>scrubs eyes with bleach
>>2887488
No idea what overwatch is but could be fun
>>2887497
>Watches
>>2887564
OH MY GOD HES A NIGGER
>>2887564
pls no
>>2887528
What the hell, I only ask for ice cream and the occasional replacement instrument oh and a couple of bottles of beer and sake, for obvious reasons, should I start asking for more?
>>2887488
>Just like with TF2 and any Blizzard game for that matter, it's really hard to pull it off without putting in vague terms. Knowing it's like Battleborn and TF2 it'll be even harder as there's no real story but mindless gunning along with capping points etc. in different gamemodes. It'd be really hard to pull it off as a code imho.
>>2887497
>Throat punches you
>>2887508
>>2887510
>>2887513
>>2887518
>>2887534
>>2887547
>>2887553
I-I didn't mean for that to be sexual or violent. Please think before you act.
>>2887524
Who have you permission to sit upon me like this?
>>2887530
N-Nothing violent, please.
>>2887555
Except you didn't, because it's obvious you're trying to mess with me here.
>>2887561
Why can you pres it for me? I don't wanna fall for any of your traps.
>>2887564
A-Am I really that ugly!?
>>2887566
Not even on my face? It's really squishy!
>>2887609
>Wow could be well enough to make a code with but yeah, with overwatch it would just be filled with regular events with a few overwatch characters sprinkled in.
>>2887540
>>2887565
>>2887584
>>2887609
Alternatively, I could just add some Overwatch related events to Batsu Games and work on a Marvel based code this time. After watching the entire MCU from the start during the last days it shouldn't be a problem.
>>2887566
Squeeze that lemon, squeeze it even tighter.
>>2887600
You really should!
>>2887622
>turns his head and gets comfy
>>2887576
S-Suu, don't do stuff like this! It's unladylike of you!
>>2887586
I guess looking counts as touching too...
>>2887616
I-I SAID NOTHING VIOLENT! DON'T YOU EVEN LISTEN TO THE WORDS THAT COME OUT OF MY VOICE BOX?
>>2887648
Not really, you usually start to tune stupid out until they let you beat the shit out of them.
>>2887626
Reminds me I don't really have a second code, used to be pokemon games. huh, something to think about myself.
>>2887626
>I would say add some overwatch arenas into it or something. Like IT'S HIGH NOON
>>2887534
>teddie's back
>>2887622
Hold still.
>touches your face
>>2887627
It might squirt in my eye.
>>2887580
>buries head into your chest, cowering with fear
Link, I'm scared.
>>2887626
That might actually be easier on you than to make an entire game based around overwatch. I think that would be your best bet in keeping both games fresh.
>>2887647
It's been way past four seconds, so please leave.
>>2887657
Don't beat up people you think're stupid! They might actually be nice and intelligent people!
>>2887622
That's not our fault, it was lost in communication.
>Shrugs at him while smirking.
>>2887630
How big is the room they gave you?
>>2887622
It's a normal cellphone, it just has my number in there. It's a hotkey.
You'll simply prevent yourself from actually falling into some trick being played by the others, those are rather devious and have some weird intentions with those touches that shouldn't be done and are rather questionable.
If anything I could do the least of favors and help you out agains the hidden oddities, it's more like a job after all.
>>2887658
You were Biancafag?
>>2887659
Good idea, I'm considering that.
>>2887658
I just need something else to host so it won't get stale for myself. I would like to see your Pokemon Games again.
>>2887622
I'm not messing with you. You asked for water, and since I didn't have any, I offered some beer instead. You declined. I'd never stoop so low as to spit in someones beverage.
>>2887671
>is already snoozing
>>2887669
Feels good, don't it?
>>2887672
Don't do that ever again, y'got that? I'll slug you one if you come close to it.
>>2887673
And what're you gaining from helping some random kid escape abuse? I know people like you don't work for free, and I'm letting you know right now I have no money to pay you with.
>>2887648
>>2887679
>the survival if high noon being "(player1) Shot the nooby McCree dead as they waited for a triple
>>2887688
>punts far away
>cuddles best starter, litten
>>2887648
>fugs boipucci
>>2887670
>shivers and shakes
M-Me too.
>>2887671
You offered a bunch of strangers, a large number of who are killers, to touch you for four seconds. I doubt your intelligent, but you could still be nice.
>>2887674
no, no, I was originally working on some pokemon games before but never got around to finishing them cause I was making the current games I have now
>>2887672
which one, cause they gave me a few buildings too so I have entire floors...
>>2887679
I think someone else does them now, haven't seen them in a while though...
>>2887690
It wasn't that squishy.
>>2887700
>you just punted Souda
>chirps at your shit taste
>>2887690
My favors are repaid in friendship. You find yourself in trouble and I'll help, and as repayment you'll simply do the same for me.
Or well, not really for me, I don't find myself walking into trouble. Maybe someone else I'm fond of.
>>2887699
Oh, I think the perfect event would be "It's High Noo- AURGH"
>>2887705
If you still have the code or the events I say go for it.
>>2887674
Soon... M-Maybe.
I've reworked a bunch of things. I'm just stuck on alternate wordings for some things and it'll be ready.
>>2887724
>punts again, this time hitting you head on
>>2887683
I'll skip the beer and wait until you have some water I can drink. I don't wanna get drunk while visiting.
>>2887688
>he violently shakes his head
WAKE UP!
>>2887696
You're better than this Suu! You need to have standards when it comes touching people!
>>2887701
>it is revealed that Souda wears a chastity belt under his jumpsuit
Nice try, but I came prepared.
>>2887703
I'm not gonna be nice to someone that tried to attack me for no reason! You're showin' signs of a crazy person!
>>2887702
I-it's only a drawing, right?
It looks so real.
>>2887745
>male chastity belt
That's my fetish.
>>2887745
Crazy or not you allowed it. I'm not attack you now am I?
how many events your games got?
>>2887690
I don't think a punch would go very well for you, it's not that I don't think you're strong, it's just, ya'know metal body...
>>2887705
I-I just got an apartment, I mean is nice and very roomy, but doesn't it get lonely in those giant buildings? Wait is that why you always invite us over to that one house?
>>2887745
>>2887732
I liked the ones she made, I'll explore some new idea, when it comes to me anyways
Time to start another night in this dream.
Who first, I wonder...
>>2887719
You're not touchin' the right spot then. You're horrible at being creepy.
>>2887727
So you want me to be nice to Araragi or something? I don't know if I can do that for you. He likes getting mad at me for no reason.
>>2887754
589
>>2887746
I dunno! I couldn't tell and I'm too spooked to go look again!
>>2887762
You're horrible at being squishy.
>>2887740
>The bird doesn't quite know if you know what punting is
>>2887745
>it's body moves but it's head stays in the same position
>>2887738
If I knew which faggola you are I'd help you out. I'm decent at alternate wording and I'd rather help than doing nothing at all.
>>2887754
1 code... Has around 450-ish I think. I'm constantly adding events to them as they are originally someone else's code.
I have a few more than those but I don't work on them.
As for a different game I'm working on. I'm currently on 600/700 I've put myself up for as benchmark.
>>2887745
You're not going to get drunk by drinking half a can. But suit yourself.
>>2887757
Houses are more comfy and family friendly I just like to play around in the buildings sometimes.
>>2887754
500 something I think
>>2887751
Please don't think dirty thoughts about me.
>>2887752
No, but you shouldn't have attacked me then either. All because someone "allows" it doesn't mean you have to actually do it.
>>2887757
I can bite through metal! I'll turn you into ground scraps in a matter of seconds, punk!
>>2887758
>souda drowns in Suu's aqua tits
>>2887761
Nice chainsaw.
Cut much timber?
>>2887762
Not specifically Koyomin. There's a slight chance it might turn out into that, knowing he's quite fond of getting himself into trouble.
>>2887754
921 and counting.
>>2887759
I'll look forward to it.
Alright, time for bed. Good night, or morning, wherever you live.
And don't celebrate without me Souda. We turn 48 together.
>>2887788
More through people than actual wood.
Ask most anyone here.
>>2887787
Problem was that I didn't have to. Just that I could.
>>2887767
It's gone for now, I think we're safe as long as we don't scroll up.
>>2887796
Nighto!
>>2887796
Looks like it's the Endo-f the day for you.
>>2887761
Welcome back, Utopia.
>>2887770
I am squish, but you're not touching in the right place. If you knew how to touch people we wouldn't be having this problem right now.
>>2887773
Why do you have to sleep on my head of all places? My heads not fit for this type of activity.
>>2887778
You don't know my tolerance to that crap, and I don't trust you enough yet to get drunk around.
>>2887810
Please host
>>2887783
I wonder what Haku has... I thought of her having like a rinky dink hotel room or something and I made myself sad...
>>2887810
>>2887810
That one was goddamn terrible.
>>2887811
Every day. I wonder every day why my dream insists on keeping you around.
>>2887810
>kissu
>>2887761
Yo chains.
>>2887796
Goodnight Endo, sweet dreams, rest well, don't let the bed bugs bite.
>>2887797
Right, should have anticipated that. How's it hold up? I've heard all the meaty bits can really do a number on a chainsaw.
>>2887796
Night Endo.
>>2887789
Oh trust me, I'm aware. That guy loves almost getting himself killed over stupid, sometimes perverted thoughts.
>>2887796
Night Endo. I won't celebrate anything until you get here.
>>2887801
All because you could doens't mean you should, dickhead!
>>2887815
Haku is always welcome to stay at my place
>>2887802
Yeah...
Just be careful, it might try jump down and spook us again. We have to be on guard!
>>2887811
Koo
>goes back to snoozing
>>2887754
At least 5
>>2887810
I kekked slightly there.
>>2887810
That wasn't funny.
>>2887825
...Chains?
That's the name you chose?
>>2887829
I clean it after every battle. That is after I hum to it. It's a ritual at this point, one that I enjoy.
>>2887821
Because maybe deep down you know I'm a special person?
>>2887843
You're also heavy. If you keep sleeping on me my head'll eventually snap off.
>>2887813
I'm still at the office.
>>2887817
>>2887818
It was brilliant. Besu waifu material.
>>2887823
>Rejecktu
>>2887836
might try *to jump down
>>2887832
You and him aren't all that different from each other.
You're both perverted and have thoughts that are on the border of stupidity and insane.
>>2887832
Your fine grease bucket. I could have used the bat if I wanted to.
>>2887848
Well, I could call you twin tails, but your the only person I've seen here with a chainsaw so it'll be more difficult to mistake you for someone else calling you chains.
How are you petty humans doing?
Tfw trying to die
>>2887836
If being on guard means continuing to hold onto you, deal.
hoomans r fags
>>2887856
Hey head mistress. Pay any attention to my bullshit when you've been around?
>>2887855
>waddles over and hops down to your shoulder
>>2887855
And that's when I wonder if all of this is real after all. Because my ideal world wouldn't involve you whatsoever.
>>2887863
>sigh
I can't say I enjoy it, but do what you want. At this point, I can at least say none of you are figments of my imagination.
>>2887866
About as good as ever. I'm plagued by this place when I sleep and I'm still killing.
>>2887861
I'm not perverted, I'm well trained.
I'm also smarter than him too. I don't do dangerous stuff because I can't afford to die just yet. I have princesses I need to marry.
>>2887863
That would've totally been against the rules! You can't touch someone with a bat and expect to get away with it!
>>2887875
Ayy lmao
Alright sleep, you win, I surrender. Goodnight folks, enjoy the rest of the day/night
>>2887833
I always imagine her spending all her money on drinks and not having enough to make monthly payments
>>2887833
Ahem...
>gives her a weird look.
Don't you think I should offer that?
>>2887811
I'm just a thief, not a bully, I'd only harm someone if they got in my way. I've also taken everything I thought I had wanted from you already, remember?
On the other hand, you might be an aggressive drunk, so maybe it is a good idea for you to lay off the booze.
>>2887887
Sleep well. I know I won't.
>>2887887
>kissu goodnight
>>2887890
That could work too, you should ask her next time, nighto!
>>2887880
I'm so great you can't imagine something this crazy. So chains, if you want me to just call you by your name that works to. I'm Joris.
>>2887883
You can if there's no evidence.
>>2887887
See you later blueberry
>>2887875
This guy's got it
>>2887880
So you're a scared coward?
>>2887810
Heh, that joke was pretty neat-o...
>>2887873
Y-You can let go now!
>>2887887
>sings a lullaby
>>2887848
Proper care for your tools, and even a ritual such as that is something I greatly appreciate, though I do tend to fail to practice it myself. A vice, I suppose.
>>2887887
Night.
>>2887856
Host when you are not at the office please
>>2887887
Goodnight Miku, sleep well, sweet dreams, don't like the bed bugs bite.
>>2887866
Pretty good. Not petty.
>>2887879
That's a little better, but I don't think you need to be near me. There are better shoulders to be sitting on.
>>2887880
Wh-why not? In thought we were friends!
>>2887887
Sleep tight Miku Miku
>kisses goodnight
>>2887894
So you're afraid of me then? I guess it makes sense. I am really powerful. I've got muscle for days.
>>2887876
I just fun post while at work, I don't pay attention to much.
Whatcha looking for?
>>2887887
굿밤
>>2887856
Wha's the suicide rate among men in your age group in Starcraft-land?
>>2887908
Joris?
Hmph... Now that I think about it I never talked to you before.
My actual name is Urotsuki. Not that you really care to call me such.
Well met and all that.
>>2887916
It spends so much time singing to me when I use it, and so much time painting with the blood I spill. It's only respectful to do the same for your tools~.
>>2887932
Did I ever say as such?
>>2887932
You're still only a delivery boy, that's pretty petty to me.
>>2887908
Hajime will eventually kick your ass for killing his soul friend.
>>2887946
Deep deep deeeeep down you know you love me.
>>2887932
>stares at you rarely blinking
Koo
>>2887914
>his arms contract even tighter around you
But Liiiink. The picture! Th-this isn't an excuse to hold you now that I've finally got the chance or anything
>>2887918
You know what? If I see the threads and they're still reasonably alive I'll be happy to host when I get back.
I'd love to keep messing around on the threads but it's time I get back to work.
Talk to you peeps later.
>>2887944
Highest in the world, I think.
I don't think Hoshit actually has a job desu
>>2887967
Even beating Japan? Duuuude
>>2887937
Was just curious bout a few things, but if you haven't been paying attention its cool. I can wait till you open your campus up again.
>>2887946
Urotsuki, I'll probably just call you Rotsu... the easier parts of your name to pronounce.
>>2887957
If I killed you, and there was no evidence, how'd he know it was me who killed you.
>>2887955
I ain't no delivery boy, I'm a mechanic!
>>2887960
You're a creepy little thing, aren't cha? If you insist on standing on my shoulder than I deem the rights to name you, and I think I've got a great name for you!
>he pets your head and whispers
You'll be known as Chad from now on.
>>2887964
Oh jeez, c'mon now, the picture isn't going to get ya. It's gone now, everything is fine. Trust me.
>>2887932
Afraid of you? I never took you for a comedian, Kazuichi.
>>2887946
I've a similar, if significantly less homicidal, relationship with my bowling balls. I find caring for them reassuring in a way. Symbiosis of a sort.
>>2887967
See you later
>>2887988
Promise?
>>2887982
He's an ace detective, he'll figure out that you're a no good murdering jerkwad.
>>2887998
Of course you didn't, which is why you're afraid of me and how strong I can get. I'd take you down in 6 seconds if I was wasted.
>>2887957
Mmm.... Nah. I doubt anyone ships us either.
>>2887982
You're very strange.
I usually hear Uro... But Rotsu? Hm.
Rotsu....
Fine, whatever.
It's hard to hate anyone for anything, when you can kill those that anger you.
>>2887999
It depends on its personal value to you. I only show it to my chainsaw... And my bike every so often.
>>2887985
>the owl rotates it's head to dangerous levels
Koo
>>2887985
Only Slightly better.
>>2887999
You're so sad you have a relationship, with your bowling balls?!
>>2887979
Yes I do, this is me underground at the construction site for the line expansion.
>>2888008
Well, it was pretty spooky. I dunno if I ca-
>points finger
OH CRAP, WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU!
>>2887909
Coward? Hardly. I kill who I want and I'm not afraid of dying.
Where did any of that come from? Are you scared?
>>2888014
Probably why I'm so hard on most everything else I use.
>>2888016
Do you want a lecture on modern bowling equipment and conditions which lasts for hours? Because this is how you get that.
>>2888014
Not in that sense, I mean in a "Wow Souda, you're one hell of a guy! I love being around you!"
>>2888015
S-Stop that Chad! Your head's gonna fall of if you unscrew it as high speeds!
>>2888016
And what important work do you do, kid? Surely nothing more important than working on cars.
>>2888011
I've given you a few beatings in the past, and you didn't seem all that threatening back then; you were just a nuisance. Are you saying that being intoxicated makes you far stronger?
>>2888011
I hear quite a few people mention how easy it is to kill here. But I've got no reason to kill you. I punched you in the throat grease bucket and now were in this conversation.
>>2888014
So Rotsu, you said you thought we were figments of your imagination at one point right?
>>2888036
wiggins, y u have shark teeth
>>2888027
>he hoists you over his shoulder with ease and begins sprinting in the opposite direction, screaming all the while
>>2888044
>keeps turning his head around at high speed
Koo
>>2888036
>shrug
I guess? That's not for me to decide. I don't really care.
>>2888044
Sure you did.
Too bad for you, I don't have any such feelings. Or those feelings towards most people.
>>2888050
It seemed like a plausible theory at one point. I'm a lucid dreamer, and in my dream lies a sprawling series of paths and doors that lead to just about any place you could imagine.
It was beautiful at times...
In a place that attracts the most unlikely of people together to come and fight and die endlessly? How could that not be a dream?
>>2888049
That's exactly what I'm implying, but we'll never know if that's true or not since I'm not drinking your poisoned beer. Maybe some other day when I'm feeling juvenile.
>>2888050
That's how it played out, but it could have been a lot better if you would have hugged me instead. Hugs feel better.
>>2888066
CHAD NO! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!
>>2888028
Not in the slightest miss ptsd. You just amuse me.
>>2888044
How does being a ruler sound to you?
>>2888036
Good god no.
>>2887979
This is me having lunch with co-workers.
>>2888063
>he yelps in surprise
Wait wait wait! It was just a joke, I was fooling around! There isn't anything behind you...
>>2887883
That's rather questionable, both you and him have the same stupid antics. That much is clear.
It doesn't matter a lot though, it's why people like myself are there, to fill the gap of unknowingness with the omniscient in just a small favor in exchange.
Anyway, that's all for now, I got to bounce. I'll see you around, Kazuichi-kun.
>>2888071
Suppose you got a point there rots. Its not that bad here though.
>>2888073
I don't even know you man. I'll hug you if you ever don't look like your covered in grease. Ah, by the way I've got a plan. Think you can handle it?
>>2888082
Why are you not eating good food?
>>2888056
I like sharks.
>>2888071
Fair enough. Didn't catch your name. Mind sharing?
>>2888078
Then watch your tongue, lest I inflict such torture upon you.
>>2888071
Why do you have to be so mean to me when I'm trying to be nice to you?
>>2888078
Sounds really dumb, and I'd probably never believe someone as short as you is a king.
>>2888087
I hope you stop being so ominous and mysterious the next time I see you. Goodnight.
>>2888082
That picture quality is godawful. I should buy you a decent camera as that is beyond shameful. Food looks good though, soup and chicken, beans, rice and other garnishes.
>>2888084
>he comes to a screeching halt, keeping you on his shoulder
You bastard! That wasn't funny! Why, I should suplex you for that.
>>2888078
You at least seem less reluctant to kill others. I want to fight you now.
>>2888094
Not that bad? It's wonderful here. People get me wrong... I don't hate this place. I enjoy the endless chaos and bloodshed the Arena provides. If people want to use it for other things, well, that's their loss.
>>2888107
First of all, stop acting like I hide some hidden feelings. I make my feelings very apparent to people outright.
>>2888102
Urotsuki.
>>2888073
Koo
>the owl goes back to staring
>>2888094
Not right now. I'm about to leave, but save it for next time.
>>2888130
Then why don't you tell me you love being around me?
>>2888095
>Implying that's really him
Top laugh
>>2888130
You see that's something everyone keeps mentioning. I've yet to see anyone die or bleed here.
>>2888137
I guess. I need to check it out with that head mistress too so it works out.
>>2888107
Grrr! What does MY size matter? Napoleon was short and he was one of the greatest leaders! So was hitler!
>>2888130
Hmph, try me little girl. Maybe Il go easy on you.
>>2888073
When you're feeling juvenile? Hang on, how old are you exactly, Kazuichi? Are you even old enough to drink in the first place?
>>2888137
Now you're insulting me. I should kill you more.
>>2888148
Are you blind? Every game, there's blood and death. The death isn't permanent, but it still applies.
>>2888149
Maybe my chainsaw will decide you're too boring to kill....But I don't see that happening either.
Don't waste my time "going easy".
>>2888118
No suplexs! I don't wanna concussion before I fall asleep.
Speaking of sleep, I'm getting a little tired. I think I'm gonna lurk for a bit then pass out for the night. I'll catch ya later!
>>2888130
Nice meeting you, Urotsuki.
>>2888141
I'm taking the b8, eat my ass.
>>2888134
I don't know what you want from me owl. I have no food and no money. Why're you bothering me with your staring?
>>2888148
Head mistress...?
>>2888149
Actually, Napoleon was tall for his time and place. You, however, are not. You're nothing shy of being a midget.
>>2888157
I think I'm 22? I don't know how long it's been since I've become since I've entered that simulator.
>>2888149
Actually the thing about Napoleon being short is a misconception, he was actually of average height for his area and time I believe.
>>2888168
>he gently sets you down onto a nearby bed, then curls up next to you
Goodnight, Link. Hope to see you again soon.
>>2888165
That's the thing. I've been stabbed, beaten to death, even shot. Not once have I bled or felt pain. I've just been kicked out of the performance.
>>2888172
Red clothes, red hair, has an eye patch. Runs that academy.
>>2888172
No food, no money, no dignity, no style.
Consider drinking bleach
>>2888172
>it ruffles its feathers and blinks watching your every move
>>2888165
You should love me more is what you should do.
>>2888170
I want to buy hoshi burger king.
>>2888181
That's not telling me much kid. I have no clue who you're trying to describe right now.
>>2888172
But I don't agree with you, he's a different species, and therefore is most likely not a midget.
>>2888185
I have at least three of those.
>>2888186
>kisses the owl
It's okay. I'm starting to warm up to you.
>>2888186
>>2888172
Hoo!
>>2888169
If you say so.
>>2888181
...I wonder what that means...
Hmm.....I feel most everything that happens....
But you...
>>2888187
And secondly, don't tell me what to do, Kazuichi Souda.
>>2888187
Whatever if you've got to get going it doesn't mean jack anyways.
>>2888172
S-shut up!!
>>2888165
Fine I wont.
>you feel a searing pain in the back of your head as he starts to brainwash you
Be a good girl and slice up that pink haired mechanic for me would you kindly? I know how much you despise him.
>>2888179
>Leans back into your warmth
G'night. I should be around tomorrow, so I'll see you then!
>>2888195
S-Sorry anon.
>>2888205
Everyone calls it an arena. I call it a play. When I die, I play the part of dying an act who I should, but I don't feel a thing.
>>2888204
Koo
>>2888203
>enjoys the affection letting out small clicks and goes back to snoozing
>>2888200
It doesn't matter. He's a midget, and therefor not human.
>>2888204
Get outta here owl number two. I only have love for owl number one.
>>2888205
I'm only telling you what your heart has been trying to tell you what to do.
>>2888207
Nope! I'll be gone soon enough so don't worry your pretty little head.
>>2888208
Make me, idiot! I'll stuff you inside a locker and leave you there over night!
>>2888216
Aww, you enjoy my kisses! I feel like you know a good kiss when you get one.
>he kisses him more
>>2888195
(Never say never anon. You might meet someone special that will roleplay as a futa demon for you. Never thought I would meet someone here who roleplays as Link that completely enchants me, but life is insane. )
>>2888211
(I'll be busy as hell, but with one eye open. )
>>2888082
I see Kimchi, and that soup with the beancurd paste.
Goddammit...
Time to eat I guess... I am to hungry and I keep on seeing foods like this.
3 pm and I haven't eat lunch.
>>2888215
...Weird.
Maybe I wasn't wrong after all.... In that case, my theory will have to change....
...
...
>>2888208
>she smacks you with the chainsaw while it's not started up
I'll do it in the game, not here.
I'm not going to be controlled by you while I do it. I'll feel it myself.
>>2888233
What my heart tells me is that we are, at most, distant acquaintances.
>>2888233
Just keep in mind, I've got this gang and club idea. Though we'll have to lock down that entire academy after hours.
Is there a lurking Aikawa present?
>>2888172
All this time I had thought you just were some reckless teenager, it seems I was wrong; well, wrong about you being a teenager. I still think you're reckless.
I must be going now, I have some business that needs attending. I'll see you around, Kazuichi.
I gotta get going! They're letting me roam around by myself today, so wish me luck!
>>2888255
>They're letting me roam around by myself today
Oh no........
>>2888216
>fucks the owl
>>2888255
I have a very bad feeling about this.
>>2888244
>he tries to stay calm
...fine. kill him later then.
>>2888233
>>2888255
Il do far worse then that human! Hmph good riddance!
>>2888233
>ruffles it's feathers
>>2888268
>shits on head
>>2888244
I don't know exactly whats going on usually, but it's fun.
>>2888264
Okay. Do you you wouldn't appear to have the previous version of autocropper? Because i can't get 4.0.0 to work properly.
>>2888255
Goodnight.
>>2888272
>>shits on head
Ohhh.. Kinky
>>2888278
Nope, sorry. Also, I misread your initial post as Aizawa. I have no clue if Aikawa is on.
>>2888286
Fair enough.
