HG thread
Respect your elders!
>>2884909
Sucks for you, you don't have the option of being a housewife
>>2884883
Would chocolate chip be alright?
>>2884936
How may I show respect?
>Best bread
>Not wonder bread
Do you guys even kitchen?
1st for banana bread
>>2884894
Yeah, I seen them a few times, Lala more often tho. The horse one showed up a couple times recently, uh, there's this snake one that used to be here more often. Zombina straight vanished a couple months back, and her cyclops friend showed up once, never came back tho.
>I'm going to bed. See you wonderful people tomorrow.
>On a side note: Potato bread is pretty good.
>>2884876
Punching.
With a fist.
>>2884894
Hey, I'm a monster girl, can I join your cult?
>>2884936
What if your elder is from the future so technically you are older than them?
>>2884919
The white walkers, of course.
>>2884963
Now I know this is shitposting. Come on, you're losing your game.
>>2884919
Yep. Magus, Magic users. They're the ones who summons us and fight for the holy grail. Well it is supposed to be like a pokemon game... Until some magus went rogue and went killing other magus' instead and some innocent lives too.
>>2884963
>nobody mentions torta bread
Fucking white people
>>2884809
O-Oh...well, if having it makes you happy, then I'm happy too...and you're such a poet, as always. I wish I didn't have to go...but I'm needed at the CAGE.
>she gives him a quick kiss on the cheek
Goodnight, Ringabel.
>>2884882
>he flinches
...
H-Huh?... Weird.
>>2884884
... You're a very funny girl.
>>2884925
J-Just stop talking about that picture! I knew I shouldn't have kept it!
>>2884967
I could see if they're still in touch.
>>2884974
Well, you've got claws, that's for sure.
What exactly would you call yourself?
It's Challah you morons. Bet you don't even bake.
>>2884973
Peace Sol.
>>2884980
>Respects
>>2884869
>The reason they list sourdough last in restaurants when you order a sandwich, is so they leave you in suspense when they list off the other shit bread.
>>2884870
Ok that answer is better.
>>2884993
Does the good little boy want a treat?
Yes he does! Yes he does!
>>2885003
About time.
>>2885004
Well... I'm starting to get pretty tired. I might sleep soon, Kai-kun.
>>2884997
Clawdia, pretty clever huh?
>>2884994
Alright! Once I get a PayPal, I'll give you some money to go to the store and buy yourself some Chocolate Chip cookie mix so you can bake some and pretend I made them for you.
>>2884963
>>2884985
>Not even a foccacia or Ciabatta
>You guys are dead to me.
>>2884993
I don't feel like channeling my rage today. So you're off the hook.
I like this Hosh. This Hosh is pretty chill.
>>2884973
How did I know this was Sol before I even looked at the image?
>>2885021
>respects more
>>2885021
Try to give me a treat and I'll bit your fingers off!
>>2884993
It was pretty obvious, you don't simply give keep pictures like that in the open, Koyomin.
Even if your perversities lead to several pictures with several different girls.
>>2885034
But that wasn't our arrangement!
Brb, drinking bleach now.
>>2885023
Goodnight and sweet dreams MG.
>>2884974
Yeah, that ain't the good kind a normal unless he's doin for a livin, like boxin of somethin.
>>2884997
That'd be cool, but you don't have to bug em on my account. I'm sure they got their reasons.
>>2885055
W-Wait! Gimmie your address and I'll be at your house with some cookies, pronto.
>>2885024
That's almost as bad as the names I give.
Anyways, do you have a notable species I can put you down as?
>>2885061
Well... I am the writer.
I'm usually able to get a hold of them pretty easily.
>>2885048
He gets either really nice or really irritated during late hours, I've noticed.
>>2885046
It's not gonna last.
>>2884980
Funny one. Anyone with two brain cells and a taste for literature understands that reference.
>>2884981
Don't know whether that's an interesting thing, or scary with how dangerous it is. Are there more cute babes like yourself as summons?
>>2885074
123 Fake street.
And hurry! I'm unscrewing the cap right now!
>>2885048
his autism works in mysterious ways
>>2885061
I don't even know his real name, because he adopted me today.
>>2885077
Crab or lobster, I don't really know which one.
>>2885093
>it was empty
Even if you leave this room, you can never leave this room.
>>2885097
Ways that get us cool shit with minimal effort on our part?
>>2885060
Goodnight, big brother Kai-kun.
>>2885093
Luckily for you, I can teleport
Also, I was actually just baking cookies right now! Throw the bottle out the window before I get there, and I'll add sprinkles on top.
Reminder that bread is awful for you and you'll get fat if you eat it.
>>2885049
>
>>2885051
Looks like someone wants to spend the night in the doghouse.
>>2885090
That was the point, I could've said Space Nazi Felines, but literally no one would've gotten that one.
>>2885097
Tbh I don't really like Sol that much. I don't hate him per se, but there's just an absence of liking him. I couldn't really nicepost him if I tried.
>>2885041
... Is it becuase I didn't complete the S-word?
>>2885053
T-There are no other pictures like that! There's a reason for why that one exists!
>>2884963
>wonder bread
Kill la kill yourself with your bleached flour whitebread paperboard shit
>>2885117
Reminder that you're awful and you're probably already fatter than everyone here's weights combined. Bread is fantastic.
>>2885098
I can get behind a lobster girl. Cute.
>>2885120
Thank you, but I'm not staying in your room.
>>2885120
W-Worship? You mean like, build a shrine to you in my closet?
>>2885117
Fuck off LF/Potato Chip
>>2885120
Sure.
>>2885077
Fair enough, do what you want man. I'm sure there's a few folks round here that'd like to hear from em.
>>2885098
That's pretty rough. Jeeze, kid. Don't really know what to say.
>>2885142
>>2885090
>smirks
There's Astolfo of course!
>>2885124
Nah because I don't feel like it. If you say the word I might actually do it.
>>2885124
I would ask you, but I'm certain the answer will just give more trouble than anything now, doesn't it?
I don't really eat bread, but naan is the best I've ever had.
>>2885165
Don't cry. I-It was just a prank! Yeah, a prank!
I'm immune to cleaning supplies!
>>2885122
Talk with him a bit. You'll lean towards one side or another.
>>2885178
wtf is that
>>2885117
>>2885173
Your face already says it all. Whats the catch little mounds!
Sourdough > Your shit taste in bread
>>2885178
POO
IN
LOO
>>2885179
Would that mean that my mouth wouldn't be able to clean the cum off your dick?
>>2885178
Garlic naan? That's some good shit.
>>2885180
I don't know, I guess I could try. I've talked with his Twilight Zone(?) ava and I thought that was pretty good but a lot of his other stuff is just really cringeworthy. I'll talk to him a little more nonetheless.
>>2885152
kys no face
>>2885194
yes
>>2885173
Sl...
>>2885175
I'd porbably have to be put through it again.
>>2885138
My diet is blood and squid.
>>2885163
It's going great, I love my new dad.
>>2885193
Are you fookin srs right now m8? It's fookin naan bread, you get it with your curry from the Indian takeaway.
>>2885199
Uh... uh...
I don't know how to respond to that...
>>2885193
NIGGA
YOU NEVER HAD NAAN BREAD?!
>>2885191
Ruff ruff
Yeah
Yeah
Uhuh
Yeab
>>2885152
Not me you faggot. I eat flatbread and sourdough.
>>2885197
As expected, this nigger gets it.
>>2885139
If we're equating my room to pet shelters, it'd be one of those cat things. All mysterious and inhabited by nobility.
>>2885143
Don't get ahead of yourself.
>>2885156
Be honest, you don't.
>>2885218
So, about those cookies.
Do you still want them?
>>2885221
don't get it twisted
Thus bread game
Is MINE
AND ITS NOT
A FUCKIN
GAME
>>2885178
Good taste, naan is pretty nice.
>>2885212
What a coincidence. I have at least a cup of one of those a day. And then wash it down with souls.
>>2885205
GG/BB are cringeworthy by nature. Good luck.
>>2885193
An Indian flatbread.
>>2885202
That's my favorite kind, but even plain it's fantastic.
You were all shitposting about bread while I poisoned the drinks at homecoming
>>2885238
Uh, sure! But don't put no sprinkles on 'em. Sprinkle are gay, famo.
>>2885258
good
>bread thread
C-Can I enter too?
>>2885256
>>2885258
Jokes on you, l didn't even go to homecoming
>>2885210
Well then Koyomin, tell me every little last part of it. I'm sure it'll be a revirogating experience for me.
>>2885258
Doing gods work, anon
>>2885231
Are you a future crazy cat lady?
NGW?
Here, have really good bread. It doesn't matter what kind of bread it is as long as it's German.
>>2885243
I'll let it slide just this once.
It looks P good.
>>2885264
But sprinkles are cute! Everything looks better with sprinkles!
>>2885254
>Junko Junko's Junko's
>Get a whiff of that fucking garlic breath
>>2885258
They deserved it.
>>2885268
>eats
>>2885196
Come on it's Astolfo!
>gives a photo
Pink haired one!
>>2885210
Don't make me do it. Because my attack will vaporize you...
>>2885231
I don't.
>>2885254
Its another skirt girl.
>>2885268
be gone from this place, spic
>>2885251
Really? Do you but those souls or do kill people for them?
Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is in the top percentage of all Rattata.
>>2885291
>Kissu the Nymph-chan
Where my canned bread niggas at?
>>2885231
Well tell me what you want then... I-I already had the shrine anyways.
>>2885302
GRATATA
>>2885308
>>2885302
>Youngster Joey
Hi I'm Bread-Chan~!
>>2885271
I'm not going to tell you what's happening in that picture! I'm never telling anyone!
>>2885292
Slu...
>>2885308
Meme bread
Garlic bread a best
All these breads and no Focaccia.
What the hell!
>>2885289
I brush regularly, thank you... besides, I haven't had any naan or bread at all in months now.
>>2885293
Do you live under a rock? I've been around, just busy lately.
>>2885323
>>2885254
Garlic naan is great. Ate that with Maroccan Roti, god stuff.
>>2885291
>Fills themself with ham and cheese
>>2885294
B-But Anon.
>>2885324
>prepares her sword
I am warning you.
>>2885295
Well I can't say I have heard of a soul grocery store. So killing people yes.
>>2885306
but who was phone?
>>2885292
Still not hearing the catch mounds. You've got one last chance. I'm an actor its easy to read people.
>>2885330
Got a bus pass and a script to come here the other day. So in a sense on the read of everyone here. Yeah I might as well live under a rocket skirts.
>>2885286
It is, naan bread is actually probably the only Indian cuisine l enjoy
Masala and curry sauces taste funny and l dislike the rice they serve with it
>>2885321
Then how about a mini marshmallow placed in the center of each one?
>>2885276
You're trying to hard and completely missing the point.
>>2885293
Thus why I went for a reference poeple would actually get.
>>2885311
In that case...
>beep beep
Hello? Police?
>>2885324
You don't have to tell me, I already know what you're doing as a perversity right there Koyomin.
>>2885345
I think he's trying to call you a slut. Which isn't really a bad observation all things considered, your apparel gives away the most real qualities one would have.
>>2885312
>>2885321
>>2885322
Yo! How's it going? This is Joey. Got a minute? How are your Pokémon doing? My Rattata's looking sharper than before! I doubt there's a Pokémon as cool as this guy in your party!
>>2885346
That is so cool! How many times a day?
>>2885364
O-Oi! Don't call the cops, w-we can work something out..
are these the best HG hours? everyone seems chill as fuck.
>>2885368
kys joey
>steals your bread
>>2885377
I'd be hosting a game if it weren't for the fact that it doesn't get me laid.
>>2885377
But no game
>>2885362
Okay, deal! That sounds tasty as fuck.
So... when will they be done?
>>2885386
>steals your hat
>>2885373
Oh?
>>2885392
I'll fuck you homeslice. Where you at?
>>2885370
Depends, around Halloween my kingdom goes out and takes out an entire city.
>>2885351
Me
>kissu
>>2885386
>>2885345
Slug...
>>2885364
I don't think so, you're saying you're like a cat, so you're taking the crazy cat lady thing to a whole new level.
>>2885367
...
Maybe I just said something wrong and I got stapled as a punishment.
Someone host a CaH game.
>>2885377
I'm on the thread and nonody has said anything. I can live with that. Might even host when I get home.
Might...
>>2885395
They're about 2 minutes away from being done, I'll add the marshmallows after they come out, since they'd explode in the oven. Want a drink while you're waiting?
>>2885399
Kids these days. They have no style.
>>2885377
Everyone is too tired to shitpost.
>>2885417
Eh, why not.
>>2885411
This just keeps on getting better and better, nice meeting you Mister helmet man, I'm Clawdia.
>>2885411
>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE BR!? BR!? ALGUEM BR!? GIB MI MONI PLS?
>>2885430
If only they had a single sign of knowledge on how to even behave in a somewhat stylish manner, we wouldn't be here in the first place, ser.
So, is no one going to host a game?
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=0
Password is hg
>>2885356
Cih.... Fine. He's a guy.
>>2885367
I KNOW THAT! AND STOP WITH MY CLOTHES! THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST COMFORTABLE ONE!!
>>2885416
>stabs you and slams you to the other side.
I am still holding back my attacks.
>>2885403
Of course! I'll uh.. Do your laundry!
>>2885416
Like as in shares some properties.
Refined, Noble, in charge.
And you're like a dog, disheveled, rowdy, unclean
>>2885416
It probably had something to do with it. Perhaps one of your perversities gone too far, eventually resulting to even your Omae-sama not being there to back you up.
Good night, guys. I need to get to bed.
>>2885404
5312 avenida El Cid, Yorba Linda. I'll be looking out my window every now and then for you. What do ya look like?
>>2885448
More like
Morhuekaiser! HAHAHAHA
I'll see myself out.
>>2885450
I've got milk, lemonade, root beer, and tap water. If you really wanted something besides those, though, I could run to the store real quick.
>>2885399
Hey! Get back here.
You're going to bring back that bowl, you heard me!
>>2885401
W-What?
That wasn't the kind of bread that I wanted.
>>2885414
Try to not feel bad.
that bread would have been poisoned.
>>2885469
You're digging yourself a deeper grave.
>>2885485
Go to bed. And I'm not saying it because I hate you, I want you to stay awake in school.
>>2885478
Whatcha gonna do in bed?
Oh yeah, sleep.
>>2885364
Why not just you know, mention the truth from the beginning versus making references?
>>2885466
Sheesh I don't know if I'm lucky that you told me or losing out that you didn't keep trying to keep it a secret for one more go.
>>2885479
300 lbs, white, glasses, grey hair, Santa beard
>>2885489
Who would poison my bread?
>>2885448
That reminds me of a game I won a while back.
>
>>2885444
The pleasure is all mine, I am Mordekaiser.
>>2885507
Because the truth is vampires and vampires are boring.
>>2885502
But it's only 10:24!
>>2885536
Oh.
>>2885536
Get the fuck out of my timezone
>>2885496
Help me out here! I'm too pretty for prison!
>>2885466
Aggh!
W-Why did you do that? I didn't say anything bad!
>>2885474
You just don't know how to take care of a dog...
>>2885476
It was just a little mistake!
... When did I get a master?
>>2885515
Don't look at me with those eyes!
There's probably someone that wanted to poison you...
>>2885525
Your right that is lamer than the white walkers.
>>2885552
Make me.
>>2885478
Night night, little girl. See you in a couple of hours.
>>2885466
He meant slug, but there's no real difference between either when you're already dressing up to fit both occasions.
It might be comfortable, but it still shows several uncovered spots that just make you look like one.
>>2885557
Are you?
>>2885559
I do,
But unlike dogs, cat's can take care of themselves.
>>2885566
And now you know.
>>2885507
But I might be lying...
>>2885559
That is a warning shot.
STOCKING PLEASE TAKE ME TO THE PROM I LOVE YOU!
>>2885561
Why!? Who!?
>>2885597
Souda, they ain't on.
>>2885597
Get on Steam you bloody cunt
>>2885597
KNEESOCKS PLEASE TAKE ME TO THE PROM I LOVE YOU!
>>2885625
He said stocking not sogging
ANYONE PLEASE TAKE ME TO THE PROM I LOVE YOU!
>>2885584
Besides, the only reason I wear this is because if I want to use my Noble Phantasm, It won't be too much of a hassle and besides it is better than walking in full armor at all times!
>>2885633
>>2885589
Don't really believe that you know.
>>2885594
So you do want me to grab your mounds.
>>2885589
And they are also really boring, unless you have a laser pointer, then you can make them follow it and jump out of the window.
>>2885594
A warning shot for what? Do you have a problem with molluscs now?
Mikan if you're out there! I'd like to go prom with you!
>>2885633
>not soggy stocking
Shit taste
>>2885621
Fucking shit, why even bother trying to stir up shit when I'm obviously not good at it. I should just crawl up into a ball and fucking die.
>>2885623
>I ain't getting on steam until I get off vacation
>>2885625
Suu a cute!
>>2885589
I wouldn't last 5 minutes!
>>2885597
The only thing that's going to take you somewhere is the garbage truck.
>>2885606
Look to your surroundings, there's probably a Troublemaker around... Meanwhile I'll take those breads for your safe-ty!
>>2885673
>C-Can you at least get on for your birthday? I don't want to miss it.
>>2885673
Tomorrow, my friend. Are you ready?
>>2885653
What, that vampires are boring?
You have poor taste.
>>2885654
I don't think you've ever seen a cat.
>>2885675
In front of a mirror?
>>2885697
No that vampires exist in general. I'm not that stupid Shinoa.
A new Undertale update teaser was just posted.
>>2885644
deal.
Nothing makes me cringe. Nothing has yet, and nothing will. An immunity of sorts.
>>2885697
W-Wow... Savage...
>>2885559
I just meant that it's the nickname she's given to you.
She isn't your master, your hers, remember?
>>2885597
It's not really a prom when there's so much death involved. It's more a dance between life and death instead of a lovely dance together.
>>2885645
I'm aware of that, for one thing comes the other. But with every pro comes a con and the con is that your apparel isn't all that covering.
>>2885686
Best we throw them out, in case someone tries to eat them.
>>2885679
I expected more from you. It appears you're starting to lose your touch with me gone. How can Gundam Tanaka, guardian of all things cold, get dried up and wrinkly like this?
>>2885692
>I'll be back by then, don't worry. I have something I wanna say to everybody anyways. I wanna pull a KK
>>2885694
What's tomorrow?
>>2885730
You're just sayin' that because you're a couple of years away from being dead yourself.
>>2885716
STOP
>>2885742
>Good, I'll suck ur dick on Steam
>>2885715
And I don't believe you can act.
>>2885725
What? Was that wrong?
>>2885686
>Cutest 2hu
>>2885723
Would stabbing you in the eye with a fork and pulling it out make you cringe?
>>2885742
The plan.
>>2885742
>I wanna pull a KK
H-hey! Calling everyone cancer expect my circlejerk buddies is my thing!
>>2885697
I've had more than enough cats in my life.
>>2885730
Well, yeah, but you said my Omae-sama... I don't have one.
>>2885723
Alright?
>>2885749
Hey at least I'm not claiming that vampires are going to destroy the world.
>>2885653
That sounds like you're about to grab my breast! NO!
>>2885654
A warning shot if you say the real word. Because if I use that attack. You will be... Vaporized.
>>2885730
Yeah I noticed that. But that does not make me a slut though!
>>2885749
Just send me to prison, this is getting tedious.
>>2885747
>please don't. I wanna say an ERP virgin
>>2885752
What's the plan supposed to be, because I have absolutely no idea what you're sayin'.
>>2885763
No, I wanna tell everyone how much I love them and how I wanna kiss 'em on the cheek!
>being away this long makes me miss everyone
>>2885767
Onion
>>2885785
>But you said I could.
>>2885785
I miss you man. I want to thank you for things ;-;
>>2885792
Yes? What do you want?
>>2885781
Ugh...err, could you wear something less revealing miss?
>>2885766
Your sister doesn't count, pedo.
>>2885769
Did, actually.
>>2885782
You?
Oh my god,
You.
>>2885781
Hey your words not mine.
>>2885735
Don't need to worry!
I know how to deal with those breads alone.
>>2885750
>the cutest and small one.
>>2885781
You're tempting me to say it, just to see if you can really do that... But I won't, I promised myself I'd be nice to you from now on.
>>2885793
>Kuga
>KK
>LF
>hot beach babe Junko that appeared in my dream the other night
>That one guy I met on twitch
I'm not buying whatever it is you're sellin'.
>>2885798
I do nothing but sit on my ass and make dad raps all day. What in the hell could you thank me for?
>>2885785
Let us celebrate together on Tuesday.
>>2885817
I'll throw them out! No need for you to lift a finger!
>>2885822
I remember Alma raping you.
>>2885817
>that just makes it cuter
>>2885811
And where exactly are our vampire overlords then?
>>2885811
My sisters are a telephone post and a bird, not cats... I was talking about someone else.
>>2885822
>Literally none of those people
Try again
>>2885822
I'll do it.
>>2885840
Throwing out bread!? Such blasphemy, you should be publicly executed.
>>2885842
I remember Alma being mindraped by someone
>>2885811
I'm just gonna go turn myself in, bye.
>>2885848
Did you not catch on to the whole, "Alternate worlds" nonsense this place has going on?
>>2885858
You have weirder fetishes than I thought.
And that's saying something.
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