HG thread
who's your Date?
>>2876213
No one yet
>tfw no date
>>2876213
ER! No one dolley.
>>2876212
That would most likely be Internationale.
>>2876125
I knew two people who had those. Ben or Obi wan and Vader. What I know is that they can cut though almost anything but other sabers, special staffs or spears, Nokia phones.
>>2876148
Who are you?
>>2876149
Rambunctious? English is not my first language.
>tfw Kyoko took Bikko
Fuck you Shion
>>2876213
I'm going with Tenya.
>>2876255
I know right, can't even go to the shitty dance with a one legged stump to smoke out the house.
>>2876213
Nope.
>>2876148 (Tournament Guy)
What sort of tournament is this. What's the catch.
>>2876251
Yeah I know what they can do. I've... "collected" several.
its this a HG thread rigth?
>>2876213
nobody
why are we in this thread
>>2876237
>>2876232
Problem solved
>>2876213
Isn't my situation obvious already?
>>2876092
So if that ain't it, what did you actually mean?
>>2876095
What's so obvious about them reasons, cause I ain't seein it.
>>2876193
Oh, thought you meant the dude named Prince, my bad.
>>2876159
OK, you're gonna have to spell out what exactly that's sposed to mean, cause I'm a little lost.
>>2876213
Ain't got one.
>>2876213
I'll take a body pillow if it comes down to it.
>>2876251
High energy and a little crazy. Those kinds of people don't make for good listening partners.
>>2876118
Tokyo Japan. I'm in the heart of an amazing city, filled with crime and tourists! Being a famous guy yourself I wouldn't be surprised if you've visited before.
>>2876193
I know how fanatical you guys can get, but doing it during an occasion like that would only piss people off. People go their to have fun, not to get religious.
>>2876226
So you just say stuff the moment it comes to you? You are really starting to sound one of my friends.
>>2876213
Don't have one.
Good afternoon citizens.
>>2876278
Pfff hahaha.
>>2876287
Was sure you meant something like sexual harassment charges.
>>2876213
I'll be handing out sign-up sheets later for women to apply to be my date.
I highly doubt that anyone will be worthy of taking someone as great as me though.
>>2876213
No one should take me.
>>2876251
Well go ahead and take her.
>>2876283
Ask a vampire qt
>>2876278
Uhh, sorry miss, but I'm not one of those queer types of people.
>no date for the bunny
>>2876213
Aizawa shall be accompanying me!
>>2876062
>He lets go.
That again? I am still not entirely positive on that. Heroing Couples never do seem to end very well. I know of this one couple that actually ended up leaving a child parent less because of their actions. And with how barbaric people here act, I doubt that the outcome will be any different.
>>2876309
Vampy is taken and Shinobu is gone idiot
And I don't want to...
>>2876251
>bows
I am Yoshimitsu of the Manji clan! To who do i owe the pleasure of speaking to?
>>2876270
The biggest fighting tournament on earth. The winner gets to take control of the Mishima Zaibatsu! I plan on sharing the profits with those less fortunate. Thats a nice suit of armor!
>>2876213
Shouldst she be available and willing, mine prince art on my mind....
>>2876287
I knowest not who wouldst be so arrogant to have their name be such a title, regardless.
>>2876289
Hmpf. We also fight to spread our religion as well. By impressing bystanders whilst besting our rivals, faith dost grow with us.
>>2876289
The. I would do what they do to forget about it.
>>2876278
Heт cyкa
>>2876301
Иди нaхyй
>>2876213
No one. I have an idea on who to ask if I want to attend.
>>2876294
Not always,
>>2876298
Yo tins.
>>2876294
Sometimes I actually think about what I'm going to say before I say it.
>>2876304
So uh... up first on that list is probably a .357 bullet
>>2876213
I don't know.
Dean Ambrose, please go to the prom with me.
>>2876341
What? It was funny.
>>2876251
дpyг heard you were doing some great shit in syria! How goes the battle?
>>2876347
Holy sweet my Jesus.
>>2876354
>AWWW SHIT MY SIDES.
>>2876287
So, one of my friends where tryingto get a date with this really hot chick. The chick said no, and my friend wanted to die. That's what happened.
>>2876348
At least you have some control.
>>2876320
I didn't say you had to kiss each other
>>2876341
English please
>>2876301
>pets the scientist
>>2876298
Imperial.
>>2876336
Ground holds tournaments? Huh. Sounds interesting.
This is the first time I've seen you guys go for the better liked thread instead of the one linked first. We all becoming a little biased or what? Everyone wants to suck the ruby cock or what?
>>2876354
>nice cosplay
>>2876298
Hey, Janus, welcome back.
>>2875970 (Velouria)
When it comes to things like...this. Urgh. Gonna hafta change my clothes. If I bring another can are you gonna rip it apart again?
>>2876287
I'm short, scrawny as hell and not particularly physically-minded.
>Stabs self and begins a one sided conversation with Oktavia ending in asking Oktavia to accompany her to the prom.
It's decided, I'm going with myself.
>not using the first linked thread
Quit sucking ruby's cock and get in the right thread.
>>2876237
>tfw 4 dates
>>2876331
Like I said, forget I said anything about the subject. It's not important.
>>2876378
>kissu
>>2876213
>Tfw you can't even ask the person you wanted to take now.
>>2876361
What?
>>2876298
Morning space marine.
>>2876338
So you two are going to do this in a nonchalant way? That's actually pretty damn smart of you. Most of you religious people lack tact when it comes to spreading your religion.
>>2876341
Just forget about it...
>>2876383
That's really hardcore...
>>2876213
No one....yet~
>>2876378
hey , long time dind t see oyu
>>2876349
>>2876331
>couple
wut did I miss
>>2876380
No. My curiousity is statisfied.
...I will be taking the torn can for my own colelction, though.
>>2876334
Just ask another vampire.
>>2876409
I fucking died of cancer. It was so painful.
>>2876370
That completely depends on the situation at hand. A giant man in a metal suit. Perfectly fine, a tanned goddess in white clothes. Holy shit where's my coffin and when can I be buried?
>>2876395
Nothing, yet. Just need to calm down for a moment before I burst and say something overly stupid about the contrast between your eyes and hair and how nice it is.
>>2876372
>Sprays with water
Bad spider, scientists who are dead on the inside like me are not for that kind of affection.
>>2876383
Wait, if you do that I won't have a maid anymore
>>2876403
yo
Why is everyone in this thread??
>>2876409
>>2876348
Greetings child. We have not met before?
>>2876375
Bounty hunter. How goes things?
>>2876380
Greetings Rika. How goes the tank designing?
>>2876354
I'm done.
>>2876401
Hardcore? Maybe it it hurt it would be.
>>2876419
How does that get in the way of my being your maid?
>>2876425
We biased now bitch. Gloomy cock of spit covered cock.
>>2876383
...Lady, I think you're a bit crazy.
>>2876414
Yeah, whatever...it'll get sticky, though, when it dries out.
>>2876427
Currently pondering my lack of short-range defenses.
>>2876378
>>2876386
>>2876425
>I just stuck with here because everyone else went.
>>2876417
hah , a normal day in HG then
first 36, will bump if needed
>>2876433
>Of
Over
WOWEEE GOOD TO BE BACK
>>2876427
Not once tin man. I'm Joris.
>>2876386
>>2876425
I am just using what I saw first. I did not even realize there was another one.
>>2876418
Take all the time you need. It would be better for the both of us.
>>2876436
I think I may be.
>>2876440
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2876302
Nah man, more like bad PR can cost you on your next contract.
>>2876338
It's a name dude, chill. Not like bein a prince means much nowadays. Bet Prince was more famous than any actual prince in his prime.
>>2876370
... Your friend needs some help, man. Looks don't mean shit if she's some airhead who want a man for his bank account. Probably a good thing if he ain't gettin takin advantage of right now.
>>2876380
Don't mean you can't try and have fun! Might not be the best, but most people can be better at somethin than most if they practice right.
>>2876440
Wiggins
>>2876440
Urabe
>>2876213
That girl with the pretty smile and shark teeth called Ramlethal Valentine. Of course tha's a lie, since I barely know her but, that smile though...
![[ENTRYY].png](https://i.imgur.com/KDP2Jg0.png "[ENTRYY].png")
>>2876440
Aizawa Nagisa
>>2876440
Maria and Harusame
>>2876440
Crendor
>>2876419
I hate water
>>2876440
X7-10
>>2876415
I said I don't want to. I can't think of anyone else I want to go with.
>>2876440
Mami Tomoe
>>2876065
It's no problem, sir.
Even though...
...I don't see why you would call me baby, I don't think I know you that well.
>>2876021
But that seems so radical, every human has good inside of them, sir.
Even if it seems like there's no hope left for them, everyone can turn...
>>2876383
Uhh...
Sayaka-chan, are you okay?
>>2876440
Aussa
>>2876375
Perhaps you should think of entering sometime! Im sure you would find the money useful.... Of course the chance of dying is very high.
>>2876435
Ah a Russian! judging from your gear id say you are a soldier, no?
>>2876440
Allison Reynolds
>>2876401
Good morning. We have not talked in a while.
>>2876436
I could help with that.
>>2876440
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>>2876440
Rick Grimes
>>2876427
Quieter than usual, but still keeping me occupied.
>>2876440
Boba Fett
>>2876440
Confused Soviet
>>2876440
Togami Byakuya
>>2876440
Araragi
>>2876440
Sanae Kochiya
>>2876440
Ruby Gloom
>>2876440
Joris Cullen
>>2876440
Bikko
>>2876440
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>2876440
Furry porn
>>2876432
How the hell does stabbing yourself not hurt?
>>2876440
Natsuki Subaru
>>2876440
Mii Swordfighter
>>2876388
I only speak this way with your safety in mind. I will still consider this, it's just that while I would immensely enjoy it, it is also reckless of me to allow it.
>>2876440
Michael Gira
>>2876440
Otako
>>2876440
Seiba
>>2876440
Ramlethal Valentine
>>2876440
Yoshimitsu
>>2876440
Free Parking
>>2876440
Edea Lee
>>2876418
And there goes that said control... I think i'm going need to stick with you for a while.
>>2876440
Yurei
>>2876440
Eggman-kun
>>2876387
>i cri
>>2876372
Yes I know, but I will only go with a female.
>>2876440
Sayaka Miki
>>2876468
I don't really know.
>>2876440
Thicc shipgirl
>>2876440
Iida Tenya
>>2876440
Georgia Khatchadorian
>>2876440
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>2876440
Yin
>>2876440
Izuko Gaen
>>2876469
Oh fuck...
>>2876440
Perona
>>2876440
Crabman
>>2876440
Baki Hanma
>>2876440
Benny Goodman
>>2876440
Yukine
>>2876411
Until Minako doesn't show up...
Want to go with me and Aigis?
>>2876440
Minato
>>2876440
Jetstream Sam
>>2876470
I am thank you sir.
>>2876472
Hello Janus.
>>2876479
Bourgeoise child better not be on my team
>>2876440
Velouria
>>2876440
Lola Loud
>>2876469
>>2876440
Brad
>>2876440
Some serb
>>2876497
Who're you wanting to take Ram-sama?
>>2876472
Have we ever talked? I kind of forget some of the people I've talked with here. It's such a huge place that it's hard to remember everyone.
>>2876453
Sure she's hot and all, but she seems like a pretty nice girl. My friend's over it now, so it's no worries.
>>2876530
>Calling the great lord canti god of flames a t.v.
Burn in hell.
>>2876469
>>2876465
Well, you better hurry and think of someone or you will end up taking a cardboard cutout or a bodypillow to the party.
>>2876440
Pequod
>>2876511
>I wish someone would seriously do Takao
It's nice to see HG this active again. I love it and I love all of you guys
>>2876491
Again, I'm ready to change the subject.
>>2876448
"Think"?
>>2876453
I enjoy working on my tanks more, anyways.
...And the occasional model.
>>2876472
At the moment, I'm more wondering what would be the most suitable for it. Gut instinct leans more towards "flamethrowers", but that could get...messy.
>>2876539
Give this guy my spot. He deserves it a lot more than I do.
>No one.
>>2876543
Want my spot comrade?
>>2876528
Sure, I think that sounds like a lot of fun.
>>2876440
Ryoji-kun
>>2876548
>It just stares at you.
>>2876531
If you would be so kind as to tell me what exactly this mysterious place is? id greatly appreciate it!
>>2876401
Some things requirest a delicate hand. Besides, many dost fight simply for enjoyment itself, after all.
>>2876453
Impossible!
>>2876447
Well for starters. Where I'm from a girl with an appearance like you is slim to none. A gem among the shitty gravel that is our populace. It's both attractive, and tantalizing.
>>2876506
Possibly. It's why I've been trying to make a few friends. >>2876486 Like stumps Bikko here. I'm pretty sure she both dislikes me and enjoys my company at times
>>2876453
Bad PR can wreck a movie or plays chances as well you know.
>>2876548
HEY FUCK YOU! >>2876530 IF HE WANTS TO BE A TV! HE CAN FOLLOW HIS FUCKING DREAMS AND BE A TV!
>>2876562
>I was planning on it once I finish the folder
>>2876440
Lord Beerus
>>2876470
I'm not scared of death. Problem is I have not located Ground yet so I have no idea how to get there.
>>2876567
I love you too anon
>>2876569
I really don't know.
>>2876587
>I hope you do her well then.
>>2876581
Welcome my friend, to the Games. Here we participate in games where we battle each other for victory. Last one standing wins and when thee are no games you can enjoy talking to fun people.
>>2876544
She shares many things with me. I believe we could win this prom if we were to go to it. I may have fun as well.
>>2876586
Another person that finds me attractive. Can you explain the reason why?
hey something came up in the middle of entering tributes so just sit tight for 10 minutes. game will just be a little late
>>2876583
I don't get why people would fight with the intent to kill someone all because it's enjoyable. To me seeing another person die is extremely heartwrenching
>>2876604
O-oh, I see..
>>2876581
>Plops out of nowhere, charging with full steam. Bashing your face in against the floor.
>>2876586
At least you're trying to make friends here. I should probably get on that... and yeah, Bikko is cool.
>>2876623
Anything I should know?
>>2876413
Aizawa and I have realized our feelings for each other.
>>2876469
>>2876518
>>2876536
>>2876551
Th'first thing I see after I get back is this? C'mon, now.
>>2876553
Or I just won't go
>>2876654
We should go to the dance together.
>>2876641
Please take your time.
>>2876643
Who said 'twere lethal?
>>2876568
...
Would you find it satisfactory if I deeply considered it?
>>2876628
Who would that be?
>>2876577
Of course.
That's nice to hear.
>>2876604
Do I hear a yes?
>>2876445
Pleasure to meet you Joris. What brings you to this sector of the universe?
>>2876477
In fact, I got something for you. You interested?
>>2876531
Greetings Soviet. How are you?
>>2876546
>oh fug i thought you were the female in your pic
I am sorry, I confused you with someone else. Introduce yourself please.
>>2876569
Flamethrowers are a good idea, but let me think of something better. What do you require or prefer for close range?
>>2876436
Thank you for this gift, lady. I shall give it a good place in my collection!
>>2876651
Learn a little about the actual ship, have a look at her wiki page, and see if you can get any ideas from the fan art to create your own interpretation of just who she is.
>>2876646
>>2876678
Any one of us attending Prom with a being such as you is guaranteed to result in a fatal end, WE will have to decline.
>>2876461
Good, now you don't pet me again. I'd like you to knit me a sweater instead...and a pair of paintes, maybe two.
>>2876432
...Ah, I forgo about your "gem". Still, that's kind of gross.
>>2876660
Hmm, that's an option too, but you can't crash the party like that.
>>2876670
...I-I would.
>>2876665
I just assume it would be fatal judging by the fighting that goes on here. Sorry for trying to think for once. I should stop doing that.
>>2876689
Really? I'll tell you who I am after you tell me who you thought I was.
>>2876623
Sane people don't do that, soo....
>>2876689
My main issue is things getting too close for my main gun or most of my other weapons to actually shoot at them.
>>2876690
Do you...always do this...?
>>2876689
Iffy. Happy right now but a but irritated.
>>2876709
So how are you scientist?
>>2876709
So are your feet boss, please change your socks more often.
>>2876628
I uh.. just kinda did. Guess I'll reiterate though. Your appearance is pretty exotic, and I'm not one to typically tip toe around a danger situation. Your outfit really accents your body and boy I can't deny that nearly puts me out on the ground as is. I like challenges, I like risking my life, and you seem to be both of those things. So personality is the only thing I can't gauge off looks. So why not take the direct approach, get destroyed, and try to find my way back out of it.
>>2876650
She enjoys to steal a cigarette from time to time, and my fucking life in these plays.
>>2876689
Performances. Got a bus pass here and script telling me basically what I had to do in a really vague sense.
>>2876725
Do what? Taking treasure objects like this for myself? yes. Why is that?
>>2876596
A fearless one! A great quality to have! you must have seen much action,yes?
>>2876625
Thank you for the hospitality, So it seems i have walked out of another arena into a different one!
>>2876649
>flys up,narrowly dodging the charge
Scum! You shall pay for your crimes Bryan! My sword shall make sure of that!
>>2876737
Uh...huh. Just curious.
>>2876727
I'm trying to convince Rachnera to make clothing for me.
>>2876731
But I don't wear socks indoors, what are you talking about?
>>2876719
Then I shall do just that. I will give you a decision once I return, but for now I must take my leave.
...
Thanks again.
>>2876734
You smoke? Sweet... i'll be sure to ask you for a smoke if I feel the need.
>>2876678
>>2876704
But it sounds like he wants to go, and I promise I won't get in the way.
>>2876689
Depends. What's it worth.
>>2876743
More than my fair share some would argue. I love the life however.
>>2876755
To you as well... Tenya.
>>2876752
I know that look in your eyes. I don't really care if you find it strange. For me, stuff like this is perfect!
>>2876671
Her name is simply Hikage. She was one the first people I have become acquainted here. Though I have not interacted with her in a while.
>>2876734
That is the most descriptive anyone has said about my apparent attractiveness. Lucky for you, I am not in the mood for killing right now.
>>2876760
Tch. Another mooch. Can't argue I guess since there free too.
>tfw won't be able to take the person you want without it feeling forced as fuck
>>2876663
Er, sorry, Lyn-...Milla. Sort of...already taken.
>>2876666
>There.
>Aussa
>>2876725
I can only summon her, or rather my other half I guess you could call her, in a body of liquid, so I occasionally use my blood. But I guess my sanity is still in question.
>>2876753
I don't know what you've been doing with them, but I'm going to be cleaning them more frequently, so expect me to be on you about them.
>>2876743
Hey you not like arrogant Capitalist pig like Byakuya Togami so I am usually nice.
>>2876753
Alright, anything else that has happened?
>>2876715
I don't have to crash the party, it's more just an all or nothing. I'd rather just not go and be alone then go with someone I don't want to be with.
>>2876721
We dost use our own manner of fighting back in Gensoyko.
>KUFFARS! THIS THREAD NOW BELONGS TO THE CALIPHATE!!! TAKBIIIIIIRRR!!!
>>2876780
Just do it.
It's forced in real life too.
>>2876773
Oh sweet Jesus I get to live. By the way, if you ever feel like yelling at me, names Joris. At least I'll know relatively who's yelling at me considering your voice as well.
>>2876780
I know that feel...
>>2876721
Some female I met a long time ago, I cannot recall her name
>i seriously cant
>>2876725
That's why you should have footsoldiers nearby.
>>2876727
Why irritated? I have never seen you like that before.
>>2876734
Interesting. You are a performer? A Performer of what?
>>2876767
100,000 credits. It is high priority and very dangerous.
>>2876803
>singlehandedly kills everyone of them.
>>2876704
>>2876764
It will be fine, Aigis.
there's no need to worry about him, In any case you can always watch over him if something dangerous happens during the prom.
>>2876803
>blast you with missiles
REMOVE KEBAB
>>2876776
Hey, if you're offering a smoke, of course i'm going to mooch off of you.
>>2876780
Isn't that what we all strive for? Not having a really forced relationship... but hey, that's life.
>>2876780
Don't worry, we don't have much for it not to feel forced.
>>2876769
>She shrugs awkwardly
Where I'm from things like the advancement of technology are considered just a novelty, so I haven't got much room to judge.
>>2876784
Yeah, namely the whole...yeah, "asking technically-yourself" out to something like that.
>>2876820
I'm sorta on my own here.
>>2876791
So you don't even want to go with your buddies?
>>2876820
More political. America pissed me off because apparently they will try to find every fault I have even if we are taking down a common enemy. The littler one is the prom
>>2876780
You are forced to do everything in life. This will be no different.
>>2876815
Ramlethal Valentine. It will not be much of a yell, more of a honest remark.
>>2876803
Fuck off sandpeople
>>2876820
I'm listening.
>>2876822
>>2876764
If he'd like, there is nothing stopping Ryuji from attending prom himself.
Alone.
>>2876793
Beating someone to the point of them almost dying is no better. If you ask me you should leave whoever it is alone.
>>2876820
>It's cool. Thanks for the laugh anyways
Fine, I'll play your little game for now.
As for me, I'm Natsuki Subaru, and I'm the MC of this place! Could you give me your name so I don't have to refer to you as space marine?
>>2876803
>Fires rounds
GET OFF KURD LAND TERRORIST HOMOSEX!
GO FIGHT STUPID IRAQI!
>>2876846
Remove the kebab
>>2876767
Hmmms so you do it for the thrill or for personal gain?
>>2876785
Arrogance will lead to one's undoing. It is best to dedicate ones life and resources to helping the poor and unfortunate
>>2876849
'Tis more merely to the point of exhaustion, actually. Or surrender, on occasion.
>>2876509
If you're at the point of stabbing yourself...
...I doubt you're okay, Sayaka-chan.
Is there anything on your mind that isn't going all that well?
Who's your best HG friend?
>>2876865
You tell me.
>>2876865
Don't got one, next question.
>>2876860
Thus is part of my ideology. Communism based from Lenin is where everyone is equal and gives opportunity to all people. Unless you are Fascist then you are shot for treason.
>>2876865
Someone who has made failed promises.
>>2876820
The arts, such as plays and theater. Keeps things interesting you know.
>>2876827
The cripple was a big exception. She's homeless to.
>>2876845
Ramlethal Valentine. Breaking that name up slightly, Ram-lethal Valentine. Already sends a chill down my spine considering I'm lucky enough your not in a mood to kill.
>>2876862
That still doesn't seem fun. How can you people live knowing you could be the one that gets beaten to the point of exhaustion? I know I'd be afraid to go outside if I were living there.
>>2876865
>I haven't made one yet
>>2876865
To hard of question. Already lost one
>>2876832
Well let's be honest here, who else would go with me to something like that? I'm lucky I have it.
>>2876864
It's nothing you can do anything about Mami, so it's best you forget about it before you worry yourself too much.
>>2876837
Well it's supposed to be a dance for more than buddies right? I don't want be be a third wheel or a loser...
So when the game start?
>>2876865
The two in the middle.
>>2876440
sorry about that i had to take a call
>>2876886
I've forgot that she was homeless...
>>2876887
'Tis not that serious a matter....
>>2876569
Yeah? What kinda models you build? Never really had much time for that sorta thing.
>>2876547
Good, good, but don't think that's like, a normal reaction. You more level headed than that.
>>2876583
Hey man, the dude could jam.
>>2876865
Hi-Hikki
>>2876887
You got a Steam? I'll be your fweind
>>2876897
Let's get this show on the road!
>>2876886
O-otako died. Please go to the dance with me.
