Asuka Academia Hangout Thread!
Haha, did you think I was gonna host for you cucks?
>>2872686
>kissu
>>2872686
Yee
nope
>>2872686
Its you again. How's the academy holding up since I dropped the match.
>>2872686
Not really.
>>2872667
Ah, alright then. It was nice talking with you, then.
>>2872686
Depriving us from entertainment, truly a villain among villains.
>>2872686
Not really. I'm taking my tank in, by the way.
>>2872690
I have things set up for it. I built this thing, I thought of pretty much everything.
>>2872705
Huh. Just cause I don't completely believe you your going to run off malfunction?
>>2872686
I-It would've been nice.
>>2872674
>Lowers an arm
>Gently flicks nose
Hah! As terrified as a newborn fawn. I'll give you a little detail: My kin does not hunt for fun. Only to survive. Keep your needle and your blood with yourself.
>shapeshifts back into pic related.
>>2872665
Does it in any way relate to these rumors?
>>2872667
...I see.
I will not ask any more questions about the subject then. My apologies for intruding.
>>2872686
This seems like a perfect time to hold my 50th Honnouji game.
>>2872714
Oh no, it's not that! It's just, I don't really have anything else to say or talk to you about. I don't want to be a bother to you.
>>2872727
No, it does not.
>>2872713
...How about cooking or sleeping? It doesn't look big enough to store a kitchen or a bed.
>>2872728
yep
>>2872719
O-Oh...I...Oh well now I feel stupid, well I'm not a very fun person to hunt...I'm pretty boring.
>>2872735
Then I apologize. but I will hear your question once I have gotten to the bottom of these rumors.
>>2872739
It is a shame I have no made conscious effort to work on it in the past couple of months.
>>2872728
Yeah, but that's likely not going to happen.
>>2872728
Another schools games? Why do you guys have to remind me that I dropped out?
>>2872727
Huh. No, no. It's not an intrusion at all. Our conversation went from the hair piece you've got to mine, and then over to my hair. If I felt uncomfortable talking about it I would've mentioned it. So don't worry your cute little butt about it.
>>2872731
Sheesh people think their more of a bother than me? Thats a new one.
>>2872751
oh well
>>2872736
It's a lot cozier than it looks in here. And also compact.
>>2872740
Boring easy are easy to preditct..Therefor not as dangerous.
>>2872757
I request that you leave my butt out of this conversation.
I am simply apologizing because of the sheer amount of questions I asked of you. Please, feel free to ask me some more questions in return.
>>2872749
I need you to hear this now.
>>2872775
An-And that's not fun to hunt, ri-right, so you shouldn't waste your time on me!
>>2872757
I was raised to always be mindful of my manners by Gramps, and my best friend used to always make sure that I'm not a pest to others.
>>2872754
Did you hear school at all from me? How do you know the nature of my game?
>>2872643
Maybe I just shouldn't have any friends
>>2872786
Do you truly? I am far more worried about those that are sullying your name.
That is, assuming these rumors I've heard are completely false.
>>2872794
Funny. You remind me of a woman i once met while i was visiting a foreign court. Timid, meek. But stronger than she thought she was. You'd like her.
>>2872805
Don't kys Yukine
>>2872777
Fine fine. As for you asking me questions that doesn't both me much either. A girl asking me questions to get to know me more is never a problem. Honestly I'm sure its much more difficult for someone as direct as myself to not sound rude asking questions.
>>2872796
Then don't mind it. I'm like a tic, if I choose to stay and annoy you I'll definitely stay annoying.
>>2872763
That only makes me want to get inside, but since I'd most likely break such magnificent vehicle in combat maybe I won't try to take it away from you after all.
>>2872802
Honnouji's an academy, is it not? As far as I'm concerned it's a the same thing.
>>2872805
>pet
>>2872808
I-I bet I would, but unlike her, I'm not, uh, very strong, I'm pretty weak in all honesty, I-I couldn't hurt a fly.
>>2872806
It doesn't matter what degenerates think of me, they could proclaim me to be the devil, what does matter however is what I wish to ask of you.
If you reply to this you must hug the poster below
>tfw no one considers you their friend
>>2872834
Taking my chances.
>>2872820
Yes, but how exactly did you know that?
>>2872834
aight!
>>2872818
>She slowly sinks further in to the tank, leaving only her eyes and above visible
You leave a lot of room for other things when there's no ammo storage or a crew beyond the driver.
>>2872751
I'm sure it'd be eagerly received either way, considering how long it's been since the last time.
>>2872841
Thats your fault
>>2872842
Touch me and die.
>>2872828
Neither could she. She had other talents to make up for it. Far be it from me to tell you what to do. But maybe a little bit more confidence could work for you. Or not.
>>2872846
>hugggg
now get rika for me!
>>2872841
I consider you a friend, Anon.
>>2872834
I could go for a nice, warm hug.
>>2872843
Hey you armor lady! Give me a hug and then we can go about our days again.
>>2872851
Come the fuck on. It's just a hug and you know you don't mind the attention.
>>2872834
Alright.
>>2872813
Ah, alright then. What's your name?
>>2872834
Let's see..
>>2872850
No it isn't.
>>2872834
...Best're off if it's a youkai. Also no promises.
>>2872859
I will stick you with my cigarette drop out.
>>2872855
I-I know I could use more confidence...but that's harder then it sounds!
>>2872869
Joris Cullen, I'm a high school drama student whose close to graduating.
>>2872876
Fighting against years of prejudice wasn't easu for me aswell. Yet here i stand.
>>2872843
Oh yeah, you may not know, but I'm a shut-in that spends all his time online. I have time to look up stuff like this. I know it's pathetic, but I can't really do anything else.
>>2872863
>gives this guy a big hug
Ara ara, you feel so soft!
>>2872813
Do not worry about such things.
I am ready for your questions.
>>2872831
There must be a reason for them to think such a thing though.
>>2872834
Very well. I see no problem with this.
>>2872863
I bet your body wouldn't mind the attention either once I skewer it like a pig in human clothing. Bug off.
>>2872848
>The man climbs on the tank, staring down the main entrance from avobe.
..Oh, you weren't joking!
>>2872870
I could be your friend! If you let me see your face, that is.
>>2872887
Nice to meet you, Joris. You can call me Sorey.
>>2872869
Geez... what a pain.
I guess I should do this quickly.
>Hugs
>>2872894
I come to you with the humble request of a hug.
>>2872888
Well it's kind of different...I-I'm not saying I had it harder then you, but, I-It wasn't a very nice childhood either way.
>>2872889
>Takes a deep drag on his cigarette before jamming it into your stomach
Fuck you kid I warned you!
>>2872892
Well, what kind of things are in your tight schedule? Like student council meetings?
>>2872894
Hey now! It's just a hug, and we can go separate ways afterwards lady.
>>2872892
Because I am not afraid to stand up to them. If I cannot put them in their place by way of combat, then at the very least I will put them down by my speech. But, again, I really need to ask something of you.
>>2872811
I never said I would do that.
>>2872823
Hey! Stop!
>>2872834
Time to stop the thread again...
>Post you shitty app
>>2872906
Sorey? Like Sorry? Guess it's cool to meet you to.
>>2872909
Oh, thank you!
bring it
>>2872915
Nice try, but my tracksuit isn't going to allow you to hurt me in such a degenerate way. You should be thankful someone even wanted to hug you.
>>2872871
>>2872872
...
>Dramatic sigh
>Clambers out of tank
>Holds breath, pinches nose, pulls in to awkward one-handed hug
>>2872896
>She recoils, a hand hovering over the underside of the inside
I didn't see any reason to.
>>2872915
And this is just a sword I wield, one that would turn you into one big mess of scattered sinewy body parts.
>>2872910
You dare to ask of me something? Do you wish to test your luck as well?
>>2872911
Would you believe it if i tell you that mine wasn't good either? Being hated by humans because i was not like them. Being looked at with distrust by the Wolfskin packs because of my mixed heritage. Assassins that would gladly take my life because i am of noble blood.
>she notices the nervous girl's heartbeat rising and her sweating
...You are not obliged to tell me your past if that is not your desire. It matters not.
If you reply to this you must kiss the poster below
>>2872909
>>2872935
You might want to cleanse yourself, woman. Unless you prefer the stench of a Hoshidan coward all over you.
>>2872929
Ok.
>>2872834
I think one would be very beneficial to my current state-of-mind.
>>2872933
>hugs
>>2872949
Now this I can get into!
>>2872947
O-Oh, good, cause I don't like talking about it a whole lot...Its, you know, traumatic, I-I think my mother had something.
>>2872957
>kissu
>>2872961
May I?
>>2872938
>Satou sits near the edge of the vehicle and begins playing vidya
I need to get myself one of these, where did you get such machine?
>>2872937
Whatever you say kid.
>>2872938
Oh come on. I at least shower and try my hardest to change my clothes constantly to escape the cigarette smell.
>Pats you on the head
>>2872943
You know what. Fuck life. HUG ME!
>Runs at you
>>2872949
I'll take this challenge to.
>>2872961
Freshy, away with you.
>>2872966
I'm not kissing someone as gross as you.
>>2872966
You atleast want to improve yourself. Good. You have to start somewhere. Have you ever considered seeking professional help?
>>2872933
No, it's pronounced Surr-Ray. How did you get here?
>>2872955
I-I'm not a woman, I'm a man. Did that guy do something wrong?
If you don't reply to this post you have to hug the poster below.
>>2872949
...Whatever, let's give it a try.
>>2872980
Fuck! These challenges I put myself into. I'll sooner break my neck.
>>2872983
Huh. Bus obviously, got a bus pass and a script.
>>2872969
>>2872980
I-I wasn't expecting you too...
>>2872982
...Well I've been thinking about it, it's probably a good idea.
>>2872983
He done plenty of wrong. And i did not know one of Hoshido's princes preferred something else then woman. My apologies.
>>2872973
>She ever so slowly peeks her head back out
I built it.
>>2872979
>She shrugs, rapidly climbing back on to her tank and allowing herself to breath again
>>2872936
>brings it
>>2872935
>sighs
Let's forget about this...
>>2872955
Hey.
I don't smell that bad.
>>2872949
Okay, trying this again.
>>2872984
Perfect, time for bed.
Continue to be inferior to me, HG.
Goodnight.
>>2872949
Screw that, I'm taking them to prom.
>>2872997
>is brung it
>>2872994
I am unfortunately not good at understanding how a fullblood's mind works. Maybe ask that pessimistic one that is from your region. The one who carries a book around and has a lock of hair standing upright.
>>2872990
>>2872992
Seems like you've earned it. Show me those lips, boy.
>>2872957
y-yeah... I don't need to be patted.
>>2872971
I guess...
>>2872992
So are you going to kiss me or not?
>>2872994
It's all a game Mikan. Don't you worry about a single thing.
>>2872915
That is among some of the many things I participate in. I also do a lot of volunteer work for the community.
>>2872922
Fine, I will listen.
>>2872943
I will take that as a no.
>>2872979
>She unsheathes her sword and holds it in front of her in your direction.
>>2873002
Goodnight.
>>2873002
night!
>>2872999
You reek of cowardice, deceit and jealousy. You are right, you don't smell bad. You smell exactly as i'd expect a man without honor to be.
>>2873004
"has been brought it" you goddam illierate nigger
>>2873009
...I think I'll seek actual help, he-help, he'll probably just make it worse...I really don't think he likes me very much, at all.
>>2872996
We have a bright engineer among us! Could you build another? I'll be willing to pay a good amount.
>>2873013
>He wraps his arms around and embraces the degenerate before letting go.
Thank you.
>>2873004
>>2872984
I think that's enough hugging strangers for one day.
>>2872992
What's a bus? Are you from the future too?
>>2872995
Ah, it's fine. People make that mistake sometimes.
>>2872999
Ok, if that's what you want.
>>2873002
Never answered my question before.
>>2873010
Doesn't have to be the lips to be a kiss.
>>2873016
>>2873020
No, that sword ladies going to kill me so I'm fine.
Do it. I'm ready. MY BODY IS READY SWORD LADY!
>>2873017
Volunteer work. My friends and I like to run around the community doing parkour. Occasionally we'll do community service I guess by taking the trash down from places most people wont go. We've gotten a few Frisbees for kids too.
>>2873035
>I meant He-Heck.
Sleep is something i should invest in.
>>2873013
Then I will never pet you again if that's what you mean
>>2873017
Have you heard of one "prom" coming soon?
>>2873051
BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT
>>2873035
Judging from his demeanor and smell...I don't think ANYONE likes him that much to tolerate his presence.
>>2873045
You have no option here.
>Pulls closer and smooches.
When's Homecoming?
>>2873045
Continue charging and you shall, fool.
>>2873017
You would be correct. Unless you wish to be maimed, I suggest you do not take further action.
>>2873063
Tomorrow
>>2873002
Seeya, lady.
>>2872995
>>2872996
Uh, the thing up above that I didn't notice until it was too late says I need to hug you.
...Can I just say "I don't like sharing my personal space" and write that one off?
>>2873037
For the time being both of my inventions remain private and exclusive.
>>2873051
REJECTION INCOMING
>>2873060
I'm sure he's not that bad...but I don't want to get near him.
>>2873038
You're welcome
>>2873049
I didn't say that, I just said I don't need to be patted
>>2873051
O SHIT WADDUP
>>2873041
A bus is usually a large vehicle that has a capacity to hold a decent amount of people.
>>2873061
I guess I don't. Strange girls kissing me isn't always that bad. I mean it could be worse, you could be obese with a shit personality.
>>2873065
I've got about two and a half things to live for still. So lets do this after I ruin my homecoming.
>>2873066
God fucking damn it, I chose the worst time to pick up a new avatar. Eh, no one would probably want to go with me anyway.
>>2873068
Ahh, that is trully a shame. Going as one-man army will be my style for now then.
>>2873045
You cheating bastard! You can't escape fate through death!
>>2873086
Anon please, I will literally suck your dick.
>>2873080
Not even bothered about it, stone cold.
>>2873086
I think he's shitting you, it won't be for another month or so.
>>2873063
8ch (dot net) /hghw
threads there
>>2873068
Good. I was about to say ''Touch me and die''. Whatever works for you.
>>2873070
>shrugs
Lone wolves don't live long in my world. It's time he learned that lesson quickly.
>>2873048
it's okey, your karada won't be boroboroda forever
>>2873080
Feel free, but the consequences shall still be the same.
>>2873086
It is not actually happening tomorrow, you wretch.
>>2873080
Oh, so it's similar to a horse-drawn carriage?
>>2873066
Wait, for real?
>>2873045
That is commendable behavior for a so-called delinquent. Are you sure you are not simply being too hard on yourself?
>>2873051
I have, but I fail to see how this is more important than the rumors I've heard about you.
>>2873065
Threats aside, I had no intention of doing so. There is no need for such aggression.
>>2873101
We-Well I suppose we all have to learn important lessons eventually...
>>2873051
IIDA MY BOY
>>2873026
Trying to brought lies... those are just false accusations by a Nohrian.
You just came here to make my life suffer, don't you?
>>2873051
replying to this to stay relevant
>>2873121
Oh, i learred a hard lesson long ago. That no matter from what noble house or stock a man is. Deep inside, they will reveal how much of a coward they are.
>>2873126
Nope, o'll Reddie rejected me, m-my heart still stings.
>>2873086
With an attitude like that, your definitely never going to have a chance. Man up and just talk to people like the champ you were born to be.
>>2873091
I totally can and you've got jack shit to stop me.
>>2873097
Why not, only thing you've got going against you is probably that flower patch.
>>2873104
>Shrugs
Two and a half things can last a good while. You going to be willing to be my side exit that long?
>>2873110
Yes, but no horses or wood.
>>2873120
No, for instance smoking at my age is bad for my health but not against the rules, but drinking is in most places I go. Like I was joking with you before my grades aren't bad but compared to someone who probably gets near straight A's its pretty bad.
>>2873120
It is more important because I find us together is more important than me as a separate piece.
whats a homecoming
>>2873129
Or you could kys, that could work too.
>>2873138
You are implying that it takes that much effort. All it requires is one carefully placed stab to end you.
>>2873141
OH SHIT
>>2873141
O SHIT BOI
>>2873087
If nothing else, you'd make the first to ask.
>>2873101
Hey, I don't like people touching me, either, but aren't the threats a bit mu-
>She finally spots the extra bits
Oh. Oh.
>She sinks in to the inside of the tank, slowly reaching a hand up and closing the hatch until her eyes are just barely visible
Oh.
>>2873141
BOI
HE
BOUT
TO
DO
IT
>>2873143
>>2873129
Oh hey, she can kill us all if we just tackled her. >>2873104 It's such an easy way out of this suffering.
>>2873152
But I could keep you waiting for like a month or two here sword lady. Unless you want to strike me down in cold blood.
>>2873138
I did not mean it in such a way, I was referring to how you called yourself a delinquent.
Your actions seem to prove otherwise to me.
>>2873141
What exactly are you getting at?
>>2873143
After you.
>>2873128
You make me suffer just by your presence here. I suppose i could atleast tell you why the other ''you'' seperated me from his son
Because i am part Wolfskin and part Nohrian nobility.
Covered by thinly veiled lies that i was a danger to him. Not once did he suffer an injury in my presence. Not once did i even THINK of harming him.
This is the truth, all of it. And judging from your behaviour. History will repeat itself.
I will leave you be. But i will give you a warning, princeling: Stand in ym way here and there won't be an army big enough for you to be saved from my wrath.
>>2873138
Oh really? How does it move then? And what's it made out of?
>>2873142
The new Spider-Man movie
>>2873141
B O I
O
I
>>2873155
And I could also become your first costumer! What if I bring you the materials you need to make another comfy war tank?
>>2873141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfqHccJ-6Js
>>2873166
I have so much to live for though.
>>2873164
I will not be waiting. I keep my sword on me at all times. Retrieving it is trivial.
>>2873135
Don't take it too personally. Its just that Supergirl is waaaaaaaay better than you.
paaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiii
>>2873181
I'm sure you do, buddy.
>>2873185
...I'd choose super girl over me too...actually I choose Power girl over me...minus the ball busting.
>>2873189
I do. My tulpa would agree.
>>2873165
Well the drinking is delinquency. So I'm not wrong there. Past that I guess you can say I at least keep my grades pretty leveled, and myself occupied.
>>2873171
Metal, it's got an engine in it too that's got wires, and metal in it whilst functioning off a refined fuel to cause combustion. The combustion makes pistons in the engine rotate, from their the energy is transferred to move parts in the car that cause the wheels to revolve. Thus propelling the vehicle faster the faster combustion occurs in the engine.
>>2873183
Then my death will be swift and easy, and I'll have no qualms, caterpillar.
>>2873165
That I want you to accompany me to this prom as my date.
>>2873203
o SHIT
>>2873203
he done and did it
>>2873203
M A D M A N
>>2873202
>He excitedly jots the information down in a book.
I see! Thanks you for telling me, the future sounds really technologically advanced!
>>2873196
>Having a Tulpa
Whoa, anon, make sure not to let it drive you crazy...Like that one where the Tuplas literally held the guy hostage...they were Technicolor ponies,
>>2873175
I've already had someone hire my expertise, she was the person who provided me the funds to make my tanks in the first place.
>>2873203
NO FUCKING WAY
NO ONE SAW THIS COMING
>>2873203
You don't deserve her tbqh. You've been kind of an asshole to everyone these past few day.
>>2873203
This a ship now?
>>2873230
Its pretty simple honestly. Just basic propulsion and momentum of weight put together.
>>2873202
As long as you are drinking legally there is nothing wrong with that.
>>2873203
...P-pardon?
>>2873193
Riiight. You just had to put that image in my head. Thanks for that.
Uh, why don't you go with your suit or something? Its alive, ain't it?
>>2873239
It's been a ship for a month you autistic sack of shit
>>2873203
lel meme I'm so fanny
>>2873232
Pfft, I'll be fine, Blue Be
>>2873247
We have official ships now? Since when? You fags love to shit on those.
>>2873238
I'm trying to steal his girl and I still am I excited to watch him try, cause regardless of the results I feel responsible for him manning up.
>>2873243
That's the thing. I'm legal to drink in some places, I'm not in others.
>>2873240
Maybe I can try making one once I get back to Glenwood.
36? i'll make sure to load the code this time
>>2873245
Yeah but...holy shit I can do that...no, that's a cop out.
>>2873253
That's what they all say, THEN BAM, TECHNICOLOR PONIES!
>>2873239
>This a ship now?
>now
>replying just to stay relevant
Consider suicide
>>2873247
Where's the proof?
>>2873265
Who knows, maybe you can get it right and be the first to revolutionize your world.
>>2873269
Joris Cullen
>>2873248
MEME MAN
MEME MAN
CANT YOU SEE?
>>2873196
Your tulpa is a lying whore.
>>2873235
So no deal then? I see, I guess all what is left is to find the right time and weapons to destroy it in the battlefield.
>>2873243
>
I-I said I want you to be my date to that event. But not as friends. Not in a way that is platonic.
>>2873278
I'm not Donald
>>2873277
not an entry you dummy
>>2873269
Yes.
>>2873051
>>2873141
>>2873203
lol otp
>>2873277
>inb4 everyone enters in this thread because of this jackass
you didn't even put the name at the top like you're fucking supposed to
>>2873271
>This hard with bait
I'll bite it. Take my (You) senpai.
>>2873257
I would hope you stick to such locations.
>>2873289
W-WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING!?
>>2873283
That's not true, Rainbow Dash would never ever lie to me.
>>2873270
Who cares? I know I don't.
I can see it now! Blue Beetle and his suit: the King and Queen of the dance! It'll be perfect!
>>2873299
It's always bait with you, isn't it? Is that really all you have?
>>2873269
If you'd please, I'd rather not find my imminent demise at the hands of a fuzzy youkai that's within my tank's minimum firing range.
>>2873284
If you can...to date it's only been destroyed twice, all my losses have been while out of my tank or via someone yanking me out.
>>2873170
...Hurts, doesn't it? Staying with someone you cared deeply and then on the next day, you'll never met that person anymore.
Worse than him being dead, is that you'll encounter him again as an enemy, because the person above him considered you as a potential threat.
I'm already aware of your story... even If I'm destined to be "that" person again.
>>2873301
You know he said it if you were listening.
>>2874301
