MURDEROUS GAMES 70*
>FIRST 36
>PROVIDE A NAME AND IMAGE ON YOUR APPLICATION
>NO ENTRIES BARRED*
>PREVIOUS WINNERS MAY REQUEST A WINCARD
For people who like to use Host Helper and Autocropper, be sure to check out Aikawa's new website to obtain the newest version.
http://hgtools.neocities.org/
Be sure to make your prom entries.
8ch (dot net)/hghw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNwOz2yxJMU
Satou the Absolute Madman
Mii Swordfighter
Crabman
Iida Tenya
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
Supergirl
Cappy
>Female
>>2871134
X7-10
>>2871110
I think you'll be surprised when you ask him.
>>2871134
Typesetter Ross
Are you shitting some weird lasers up your ass or something?
Urabe
Matsuda
Parsee
Mikan Tsumiki
T.V.
Iris Archwell
Navy SEALs
>>2871134
Joris Cullen
Bikko
>damn post timers
Sans
Tsubakuro
A nice pair of tits
>>2871134
Asui Tsuyu
Agent York
Cal Chuchesta
Izaya Orihara
>>2871124
However if you wanted an easier way, Run a warm bath and cut your femoral artery.
You should bleed out in about thirty second.
Or just throw a hair dryer in there with you
>>2871159
They're fireflies.
>>2871134
Rika
>Maybe someday?
Meta Knight
Bob
Vampy
Fuku Fire
![[ENTRYY].png](https://i.imgur.com/WtZchDf.png "[ENTRYY].png")
Aizawa Nagisa
>>2871142
Aizawa.
I don't plan on going with the intention of babysitting you, but nonetheless, I will consider it as a possibility of entry.
You shouldn't expect anything though.
>>2871154
If you say so.
Rito Yukki
Sir Banesworth
John Henry Eden
>>2871110
Fair enough. You've got me in a pickle. Though the kind of situation I was just describing wasn't even a platonic pairing. It was more like a warden watching over a prisoner. Regardless prez, my names Joris. I'm a drama student at my high school.
>>2871114
>>2871169
Homeless cripple. I'm two steps ahead of you at least, got an apartment without laundry machines. And an extra leg.
>>2871173
those are some disgusting tits
Dragon Knight
>>2871179
So you're shitting fireflies?
Eggman-kun
>>2871169
>>2871114
Yeah, like I said, I don't know what came over me, don't worry about it.
>>2871157
I won't base my decision on your probably faulty observations.
Flowey
Endo
>>2871186
Got it prez Aizawa. Any hobbies besides keeping the rules in tact?
>>2871177
That's an easy way, but the thing with hanging yourself is that it's painless. It cuts off both arteries and you fall unconscious, it's like falling asleep
>>2871180
Today, I promise.
>>2871198
no
REAPING
>>2871120
And the must fun of them all! Are you ready to exchange some fire?
>>2871214
Ready to move out.
>>2871176
>>2871208
>>2871214
Hey, buddy! Swap me out!
>>2871214
Looks ready.
>>2871174
h-hey frog-chan, whos taking you to prom?
>>2871212
If you're fat and you hang yourself it's also possible that you'll break your trachea and die of suffocation.
>>2871209
Of course. But if you are the delinquent you say you are, I have no intention of telling you.
>>2871214
Thank you for the game, host!
>>2871214
Thank you for the game, host!
>>2871134
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2871205
Th-That's an unfair assumption...
>>2871214
Oh, I guess I'm with the alien, huh?
i want to ruin the prom
>>2871219
Having fun while using a firearm isn't something that I would do, but if you get in my way I'll be forced to eliminate you.
>>2871214
>If not, no worries.
Ready for another go!
>>2871205
>>2871229
>tfw no frog-chan to take to prom
I wonder if Red Hood would go with me, In a totally no homo kind of way.
>>2871212
It's really up to you.
Also if you're going to shoot yourself try not to flinch when you pull the trigger.
The amount of times I've dealt with people who don't kill themselves yet blow a hole through their frontal lobe is fucking dumb...
>>2871241
Life isn't fair.
>>2871223
Thank you, man. I will not forget your generosity.
>>2871248
Just leave me alone.
>>2871214
Looks good
>>2871202
Good, good.
>>2871192
Well aren't you special.
>>2871214
Teams are horrible as always. Thank you Firefly Shitting host!
>>2871271
Hmm? No thanks.
>>2871214
A swordsman and a crustacean I can eat for later just in case, let's go.
>>2871246
Oh then I'll just have to try my hardst to get in your way! Because I'm going to give my best and eliminate you as well.
>>2871249
And leave Supergirl all alone? Nah, bucko.
>>2871214
I get to work with the cripple, I get to cheer it, myself, and two other cute girls on. Sounds like the odds aren't in any of our favor but damn do I enjoy a performance.
>>2871233
Well, honestly the only thing I'm bombing is my physical education classes and thats just cause their enforcing essays in that class. If you kept it to just the physical portion I'd be fine. English is important enough to helping out my friends with making scripts for our movies and plays. There are my hobbies and all, the occasional smoke and drink are to calm my nerves.
>>2871273
Completely. I needed to ask someone else to do my laundry for me and she wouldn't accept my money afterwards.
>>2871259
No problem, buddy!
>>2871229
No one, I didn't even know we were having a prom until yesterday, ribbit.
>>2871279
You could also not do that second thing.
Just a thought.
>>2871244
If only anyone else can agree
>>2871280
Oh how would I ever survive..
>>2871214
I accidentally put myself in so I swapped that out for the next person in line.
>>2871223
done
>>2871247
I promised it, so it will get done.
BLOODBATH
>>2871280
Eh, it was worth a shot, nothing to gain, nothing to lose.
>>2871273
Best of luck, huh?
>>2871288
w-who do you want to take you
>>2871256
That doesn't mean you have to be, too...
>>2871296
These new pants feel great! I don't know why everybody is laughing, though...
>>2871296
And just like that one of my hopes goes out with a bang.
>>2871296
This will be much safer with me.
>>2871296
I worked hard for that there gold, partner, ribbit ribbit.
>>2871303
Hmm... to be honest with you, I'm not exactly sure if I even want to go. But I'm not really sure yet, I guess I'll just wait and see what happens.
>>2871296
That's the worst advice I've ever heard running away is not an option!
>>2871290
But desperate situation calls for desperate solutions, and I'm not dying by starvation!
>>2871296
Well look at here. I feel like someone should get smashed...
>>2871283
You cannot afford to do poorly in school. That sort of work ethic is exactly what remedial classes are for.
I implore you to enroll yourself in one of them.
>>2871296
Anyone wanna hire a tank ?
>Well, no worries.
>>2871296
DAY ONE
>>2871278
Disgusting. You're just simply disgusting.
>>2871279
You have a death wish or you want me to perform euthanasia on you that much?
>>2871296
You can keep most of it. I don't want to carry too much stuff with me.
>>2871305
Can you stop whining? It makes you even more annoying when you whine about every little thing I do.
>>2871312
Couldn't you eat someone else?
The fans will get mad at me if my next chapter ends up being delayed because someone fried me up and ate me.
>>2871315
Thanks for the edits again by the way
>>2871301
You'd be surprised at what the brain actually does in the heat of the moment.
>>2871321
Why aren't you wearing normal clothes?
>>2871321
>>2871294
Exactly. That's why you need a guy like me around!
>>2871297
Well, I'd say your dignity is something to lose.
>>2871321
Didn't we already pass that cactus?
Prom is a thing again?
>>2871321
Thanks, Man with no Name..
>>2871321
...Wh-What's with that look, I-It was beyond horrible, wasn't it..I-I'm so sorry ,I-I didn't mean to poison you with my horrible cooking!
>>2871312
don't come to school tomorrow
>>2871332
Eh, dignity is for chumps, who needs it, it just holds you back.
>>2871321
...Is this thing on?
>>2871335
It was re-confirmed a few days ago. I think that Junko lass is hosting it?
>>2871342
I don't even go in the first place.
>>2871321
34 tributes remain.
NIGHT ONE
>>2871342
Jokes on you, I'm coming just to be shot.
>>2871342
You need a partner?
>>2871316
It's just physical education, and I already explained why. Saying I'm doing bad is an understatement. I've got something like a C+ in that class cause I can get all the physical portion done. Even with the smoking I stay healthy enough to run with my friends from time to time. Math would be my next worst class at like a B-. So for a girl like the class prez of course I'm probably a delinquent still. I had some hope in you not exploding this play.
>>2871321
NOTHER ROUND ON THE HOUSE!
>>2871322
And this is why I like editing yours the most.
You're cute when you're flustered.
>>2871321
You're coming with me!
>throws him a shovel
Come now, dig it up.
>>2871356
She keeps on Ribbiting... Jesus christ... I can't sleep.
>>2871321
Name a time and place...! I'll prove you wrong!
>>2871322
Maybe it's a sign that you shouldn't be doing what you're doing!
>>2871356
S-Stop trying to hit meeeee!
>>2871356
But why though?
>>2871347
Eh, whatever floats your homo boat.
>>2871321
Your horse needs more training.
>>2871322
Maybe I have, but I'll just come back to life by forces I don't udnerstand myself and be back on action! Isn't that fun?
>>2871325
A hermit crab is the protagonist of a story? Now you'll make me feel bad...not really.
>>2871340
I don't open my eyes that much, that's all...
>muh sides
>>2871356
It was an accident! really!
>>2871365
I said no homo didn't I?
Without stuttering like a fag to boot!
>>2871356
>>2871355
Oh, I see, that's nice.
>>2871356
There is not a single thing to take away, except her crutch and I'm not stealing that.
>>2871342
SKIPPING CLASS IS AGAINST THE RULES!
>>2871367
The author, rather.
>>2871356
DAY TWO
>>2871362
I'm not flustered, more like disgusted.
>>2871363
Because some random guy who I suspect of being a major pervert said so?
>>2871367
It's not fun. It keeps happening here and makes everything even more annoying.
>>2871356
...Well. It's not a total loss, at least.
>>2871381
I guess I'd enter if I could take my tank as a partner.
>>2871386
Whatcha need, guy? Been a few days since I saw you.
>>2871360
Regardless of my performance in these games, I thank you for hoping I would do well.
You still need to focus on improving your marks.
Why is the host taking so long?
>>2871386
>>2871390
Either way. Still you still look cute that way. Making me want to drive you into despair.
>>2871386
Now hand over the jewelrys! Time to formulate another mana font.
>>2871386
O-Oh boy... Um...are you okay? I don't know much about, well...what you are...
>>2871390
You haven't proven that! And besides, if random strangers are scared of you, there's something wrong!
>>2871386
Wonder if there's anymore barrels of this stuff.
>>2871386
34 tributes remain.
NIGHT TWO
>>2871398
Are you blind?
>>2871386
>>2871403
You're nothing but disgusting. Not a threat.
>>2871405
That's why I said that I suspect that you're one and I don't care if I'm scary in the eyes of others.
>>2871409
I don't even remember the promise.
>>2871409
That's disappointing...
who are you taking to prom?
>>2871409
...I have a soft spot for Mikan's. Be careful, okay?
>>2871409
Something seems suspicious about this...
>>2871412
No, they are taking so long.
>>2871409
>Just sleeps straight through the night
>>2871396
Surely there is someone who would take you to the prom. Just ask around.
>>2871409
You guys had to shoot them... Now the sheriff is going to put a high bounty on us.
>>2871425
Can I take you?~
>>2871386
>>2871409
>Yuno can't even crop right anymore
>>2871425
Nobody. Keeping it that way.
>>2871409
DAY THREE
>>2871423
Then I'll just have to make myself a threat now am I?
Even so, you're less threatening though.
>>2871425
S-Someone.
>>2871424
Maybe next time I'll actually try to remember the promises I make.
>>2871425
N-No one, I have a bad track record with those kinds of things...
>>2871397
My marks are good enough for me to graduate this year. I'd rather put more effort and focus into my plays and performance in acting. I mean for instance, I'm talking to the class president from an entire other school. You haven't even told me to leave you be.
>>2871447
Seems most the people I'm rooting for are going out with a bang.
>>2871425
It looks like fun...
>>2871444
It's Aikawa's fault for making an autocropper that actually works.
>>2871447
>>2871433
Wriggle is posting slides every 2-3 minutes, that's pretty regular
>>2871447
Isn't this lovely, the nice cold air brushing against our skin, the lovely view, this couldn't get any better.
>>2871425
I'll either end up going alone, or taking some girl I find cute who's willing to suffer the agonizing time with me.
>>2871447
Must be pretty sharp then...
>>2871453
Till next time then.
>>2871460
You haven't done anything to upset me, so why would I?
>>2871425
I haven't seen Miku in a while, so no one, I think.
>>2871447
God damn French people...
>>2871425
N-Nobody. I've no need for a partner.
>>2871447
Losing to an already dead person.
>>2871449
Good luck with the impossible.
>>2871482
I want supergirl to notice the plastics in my breasts
>>2871435
Nah, it's not that big a deal.
>>2871447
Eh, you're a nice gal, good luck out there.
>>2871425
>My own entry is already public knowledge if anyone's looked at the 8 thread.
>>2871425
I am going Han Solo.
Not going with Chewie. But Like his name. Solo.
>>2871425
Next question.
>>2871447
Thanks to a bloody day three, 18 tributes remain.
NIGHT THREE
>>2871508
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2871390
Aren't you here to test your skills and make a pile of corpses as you go? You even have the best tool available, a gun.
>>2871383
Ahhh.My appologize, it would be a shame just eat such fine talent inside that shell of yours.
>>2871386
Keep trying every day and you might beat my score, but don't think Ill go easy on you!
>>2871447
>>2871479
You know what could make this better? Snacks.
>>2871486
That means I'm rubbing off on you slightly. For a girl who enjoys the rules you didn't ask me to leave when I was smoking earlier. Who knows, maybe through osmosis of being around you my grades could improve too. You know that funny saying, "Opposites attract"
>>2871494
>looks surprised
Oh.... really.
>starts to poke you every 1 second
>>2871508
>Aikawa's cropper has achieved making the filesize 0 bytes
>>2871496
>>2871451
Don't lie to yourself
>>2871518
>>2871514
Now repeat after me edgy, Mr. Cullen.
>>2871515
You sir, are a gentleman, and a scholar, I was thinking the same exact thing.
>>2871523
S-She noticed....
>runs off at the speed of a regular running human
>>2871514
>>2871529
Cullen. Mr Edward Cullen. Nah it is impossible.
>>2871514
I'm on my way! I hope you can carry a rifle with those arms, because we're gonna have a wild night!
>>2871514
http://youtu.be/DvR0VuOp6qw
>>2871514
>>2871537
Why do I leave my tank!?
>>2871528
B-But I will be taking someone! I just don't know who yet.
>>2871514
DAY FOUR
A certain vampire is rescued from a life behind bars.
A very classy Bane being very classy
and...
A very murderous Bikko being very murderous.
>>2871538
Your the reason I smoke edgy. Not the stupid stress of high school. Not the bullshit I put myself through just for a good performance. But stupid shit like that.
>>2871515
I am, but it means nothing if they don't stay down after getting shot, but someone like you must enjoy that more.
>>2871518
>she easily dodges every attempt at touching her
Just stop living.
>>2871535
This planet is so weird...
>>2871556
Y-yeah but you're blond!
>>2871551
AH! YOU FUCKING CRIPPLE! RIGHT IN THE EXTRA POCKET TOO.
>>2871546
>>2871425
I have someone in mind...
I just need to ask them.
>>2871517
I sincerely doubt such a thing.
I have no romantic interest in your whatsoever.
>>2871530
However, in the middle of hunting our opponents diverting away from our path might be a bad move, but I have this covered!
> Satou brings a coffe flask and pours coffe on a cup and hands it to you.
>>2871554
You're spot on, no matter how many shots I get, I'll just ger back on my feet again. I bet that is such an annoyance to you!
>>2871573
Ah, yes, Coffee, and just how I like it too, I think you and I, will be fine friends.
>>2871551
14 tributes remain.
NIGHT FOUR
A certain fresh-out-of-prison vampire is ready to spill some blood.
A very murderous Eggman-kun being very murderous.
and...
SOMEONE EATS A STOLEN STEAK RIGHT BEFORE THE FEAST AGAIN
>>2871551
Sorry kid, I aim on winning
>>2871551
Now Miss Vampy, shall we have a talk on way I came here to rescue you? Ignore all the dead guards.
>>2871582
I'm always looking for good combat acquaintances! Tell me about your talents.
>>2871583
>>2871554
Sorry no can do Miss. Murderer.
>proceeds to poke her faster
>>2871552
You're the reason on why I decided to do stupid shit. Something so trivial.
>>2871568
Thanks for not rubbing it in, I guess.
>>2871583
Who knew I had so much stored energy
>>2871571
Of course not, and all I've got going for me right now thats even interested is that your an authority figure with a cute face and interesting hair. Have you ever heard good relationships don't always start from two people liking each other, it builds up over time into something proper and unforced.
>>2871590
You better win crippey or I'm throwing your crutch in the garbage.
>>2871583
Alcohol won't be enough to make you forget the sins I commit every day in this place!
>>2871598
Just joking, I smoke cause I can. How goes talking to women.
>>2871583
THE FEAST
Going to the feast.
Not going to the feast.
and...
A very nice pair of tits.
>>2871594
Well, I am an FBI agent, so as you can guess I'm rather skilled with weaponry, also, I know quite a bit about obscure horror movies.
>>2871605
Of course I have heard of such a thing. I consider myself to be well educated on the subject of romance.
However, I do not believe that to be the case here.
>>2871573
It is because I'll be forced to waste rope on you if you get too annoying. Well it's cheaper than bullets but it's a hassle to use.
>>2871598
>she keeps dodging
I'm bored of you, so just stay down after this.
>she fires a full clip right in his legs
>>2871617
Looks like...we swallowed more then we can chew, eh, Zach?
>>2871617
I think I'll skip this one.
>>2871605
I'll kill you again if you do.
>>2871617
DAY FIVE
Someone told me to increase the font size and I did. 5 is indistinguishable from 6.
Stage coach robbery.
Cannon Bikko event.
and...
Ride cowboy ride.
>>2871623
Probably not at all. You know how you wanted me to take remedial courses. I refuse unless your the tutor and there free. I'll provide food.
>>2871629
You know what. I'll just take your crutch and turn it into a giant shank.
>>2871615
I'm here just to annoy them.
>>2871627
Ahhh.... Shit.
>uses heal magic
There all good again... that was really uncalled for Ms Murderer!
>pokes her again
>>2871637
>>2871637
This is my kind of place.
>>2871642
You're annoying, so I'll just leave and come back when the next game starts.
>>2871641
I am not qualified for such a position. Remedial classes are taught by teachers, not students.
>>2871617
Death by poison? That's so boring, I didn't even noticed...
>>2871620
Horror films and experience with firearms, a pretty good mix! You can call me Satou, immortal ex-soldier and videogame enthusiast.
>>2871627
Aww but I'm looking forward to test your marksmanship. Why the rope? Are you planning to hang me? You have to catch me first!.
>>2871637
7 tributes remain.
NIGHT FIVE
A stick up.
Drinking and merriment.
and...
Big Burly Outlaws.
>>2871658
Satou, its pleasure to meet you, I'm Agent Francis York Morgan, You can just call me York, everybody does.
>>2871641
How about I beat you over the head with it?
>>2871662
Probably me honestly. They always go for the weakest one
>>2871658
To tie you up and put you away somewhere you can't annoy me more, but that's only an option if you're too big of an annoyance.
>>2871662
Never knew you had it IN you Izaya.
>>2871662
>>2871654
Fine by me. I will always be waiting. Either to annoy you. or to just plainly annoy you. You started the war.
>>2871662
I meant Day Six because night five was peaceful...
Gosh darn it I just finished talking about how the 6 looks exactly like the 5 because of the font and it still messed me up.
6 tributes remain.
NIGHT SIX
Sleepy sleep.
Flying axes.
and...
Disease.
>>2871693
Wake up damnit, I'm telling a story.
>>2871670
Nice to meet you too. I never imagined I could get along with someone who has sided with the law, I'm currently going against it to reach my goals.
>>2871676
There is no need to reach thoe limits limits and end our meeting in such a boring way, at least not yet. I'm not so bad outside of comabt! Say, do you like videogames?
>>2871683
Didn't you already plunder his booty before?
>>2871642
Lame.. have any fun adventures doing that yet?
>>2871657
Fine, it won't be anything like remedial classes since I've still got a few weeks to the year. We'll call it private tutoring.
>>2871672
Try me cripple.
>>2871693
Skipped day seven.
4 tributes remain.
NIGHT SEVEN
Let's see who has bad luck on a lucky night.
>>2871693
>>2871706
Really, well I can understand it, the law isn't for everybody, we all have to reach our goals somehow.
>>2871714
Rooting for the bat.
Speaking of which... not a bad idea. I'll write that down.
>>2871714
>>2871723
Fuck the bat up Bikko!
>>2871714
BIKKO GO FOR THE DOUBLE
>>2871714
10000 yen on Bikko!
>>2871714
Looks like the egg finally cracked.
>>2871710
I'll do it!
>>2871714
Skipped day eight.
Skipped night eight.
DAY NINE
Izaya used hi jump kick!
and...
Dehydration is a serious problem out in the west, especially if the only think you drink is liquor.
We have our winner next slide.
>>2871710
Private tutoring?
Very well, but it will have to wait for another time. I have a very tight schedule.
>>2871710
Fun adventures? Well annoying people.
>>2871714
Let's root for the woman I rescued from prision! Go Vampy!
>>2871740
Don't bet money for God's sake.
>>2871746
Because that's why
>>2871735
Are you saying this just to spite me?
>>2871746
Oh well, it doesn't matter now.
You've got this, Vampy.
>>2871746
>everybody rooted for bikko and she croaked
I'm sorry let me just laugh here for a minute.
2 tributes remain, the winner to be decided by their next met.
NIGHT NINE
>>2871717
And which better way to reach your goals than taking them by force, with lots of exciting warfare against the best forces a country has to offer? Good times!
>>2871745
I'll hit you right over the head good if a plate if you don't win. You took me out and you were one of my hopes.
>>2871746
Oh and look at that, the food that coulda been on this plate just flew right out the window.
>>2871753
Describe it edge.
>>2871752
I can do that, just know I've got about a week and a half to make a difference before it doesn't matter and the marks are locked.
>>2871764
Yes, and cause I needed the cripple to win.
>>2871746
>>2871763
Noone took me up on it, anyways. Besides, it was the person that either drove me to suicide due to bizarre circumstances and the winner of the last game, a member of a species I dislike, or the person who savagely beat me last game.
>>2871773
...Crap.
>>2871773
Seems like I was right on my judgment. Good job little blood sucker! I want you on my team.
>>2871773
Congratulations, Izaya. Thank you for hosting, Yuno.
>>2871773
CONGRATULATIONS IZAYA ORIHARA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NIZOvfKpc
>>2871773
>(Player1) is blown up by (Player2)'s dynamite trap.
ftfy
>>2871773
Sorry for letting everyone down
>>2871773
>>2871784
>>2871786
Wait...she died, my bad...
>>2871786
Placements
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNwOz2yxJMU
TOP 15 BOUNTIES (Games 100 - 132)
! 1. Eggman-kun - 37 kills/3 wins/Legend/Most Wanted - 6800$
! 2. John Henry Eden - 12 kills/2 wins/Legend - 2700$
2. Fujiwara no Mokou - 22 kills/1 win - 2700$
4. Vic Viper - 10 kills/2 wins/Legend - 2500$
! 5. Mii Gunner & Mii Sword Fighter - 23 kills - 2300$
6. Andrew Wiggins - 17 kills/1 win - 2200$
7. Casey Neistat - 16 kills/1 win - 2100$
8. Lord Beerus - 14 kills/1 win - 1900$
8. Yukine - 19 kills - 1900$
! 10. Cappy - 12 kills/Murderous - 1700$
! 11. Sans - 16 kills - 1600$
12. Aussa - 7 kills/1 win - 1300$
! 13. Bikko - 8 kills/1 win - 1300$
14. Aqua - 6 kills/1 win - 1100$
14. Elly - 5 kills/1 win - 1000$
FAQ/Minor Bounties/Misc
http://pastebin.com/2iXwsdDH
THANKS FOR PLAYING!
>>2871786
Thanks for the performance. At least the breathless shit finally didn't choke.
>>2871800
adorable
>>2871786
Congrats!
>>2871797
Thanks Host!
