Zootopia Thread: I Want To Cum Inside Nick Wilde Edition
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>>2863605
Pretty... Good?
Nick is not for cumming inside
bune for ants
>Nick is gay
Getting real tired of this meme, lads
Seriously
>>2863678
Comicanon here, shilling the now completed The Three Men! That's right-- the final chapter is included and the story is completed!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vwzfI2Av7bTjNkyUMzqP6QYvJ2pjpwvuhPlbCoNFpRk/edit?usp=sharing
The Three Men is a story about ZPD Officers Wolford and Delgato, out at a diner in the middle of the night, getting caught up in a dangerous situation with three deadly individuals. It takes inspiration from film-noir movies, pulp writing, and a hefty dose of Hemingway.
Very happy that I can share this with you all. I hope you all enjoy it, and look forward to any comments, criticism or feedback you have!
>>2863678
>Zootopia Thread:
Woo! Party!
>I Want To Cum Inside Nick Wilde Edition
...Are you in my mind?
Anyone want a story from papa writeyote?
>>2863597
My place does but I can't speak for every EMT out there.
>>2863640
Sometimes you do see some really cool injuries though. This guy who was like 87 took a fall off of a 3 story building onto a fence and tore his stomach open. He kept saying he was fine and that he would "sleep it off".
>muh thred
>>2863726
I didn't imply Nick was gay, I just said I want to cum inside him
Silly frogposter
>>2863726
Can we keep the nick is bi meme going?
>no pics of sheep pubes getting parted by kaiju dick yet
>>2863726
>there are people, on this planet, who doesn't think Nick is gay
>>2863767
Bros being bros.
Is interacting with these threads what having friends is like?
>>2863774
Dawn is for Shep
>>2863723
Hes for cumming inside you
This updated yesterday, but I still wanna shill it again
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/15616657
>>2863751
If he is not gay and you cum inside of him, that would be rape, anon. Rape is not good. Please do not rape.
>>2863791
I'll be your friend senpai
>>2863483
>>2863625
Yeah not quite there yet.
>>2863615
But I'm comfy here?
>>2863504
I'd already walked back. I'd already decided I had to make things right or be told to leave forever that night. I wasn't just going to leave without an answer at that point.
I probably wasn't in the best state of mind.
>>2863725
And all it took was some random fox calling a dumb bunny cute.
>>2863726
agreed, and Finnick is a manlet pimp
>>2863738
Yeah I've heard that a lot before. What do you mean by micromanaging? I'd expect to order someone to complete a job and them and their subordinates would complete it with their own expertise.
from the previous thread
>>2863791
No -- friends aren't half as cool.
>>2863395
>And don't think I won't still be around on these threads. Like you all too much to leave.
Awwwww she truly likes usm when can we expect wedding invites ? i want my calendar free
>>2863801
Could just be experimental though.
>>2863799
not him but the Godzilla ship was first
Well now, what a grueling guitar Dueel... With the winner having been decided, here is something to help wind down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbmZFNqR-x0
ǝunq
>>2863747
Nick and Judy find out that they have porn doubles. (I.E. people making porn together pretending to be them)
>>2863791
I don't know, I don't have a baseline.
>>2863820
and a judy i initially posted a while ago
>>2863850
SORCERY!
>>2863866
this was my attempt at a more dynamic drawing.
>>2863828
>Could just be experimental though.
The only thing Nick Experiments with is all the different ways he can love Jesus :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smZwG-auxC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR9hxDJHWME
>>2863737
I think you have some perspective errors in the last chapter when Wolford drops Delgato off
One of them is probably just a typo (saying he instead of she)
>>2863805
>But I'm comfy here?
you can be comfy in more than one place
so long as you are around the arms of your fox
>>2863805
So does this mean you're comfortable with the whole pred-prey thing? Or is it something you'll need to adjust to?
>>2863558
Anon please take a handsome fox and my hope someone as steely-resvolved as you is my medic.
>>2863245
happened to four different friends of mine, I go to a tough -ass school, one drugged out, one went to nyu instead, one left to switch to EMT training and one took a year off and improved and is coming back to colllege. You'll be okay, they world gives and takes.
>>2863164
I changed out of chemistry and regret it so much, bio sucks. wha're your future plans?
>>2863873
˙ɹǝʍod ǝnɹʇ ʍouʞ ʇou op noY
>>2863881
But hes shrewish
Though the shrews are catholic, so whats that mean?
>>2863891
Shit! I chose the wrong time to start drinking! Edit hat on!
>>2863881
>The only thing Nick Experiments with is all the different ways he can love Jesus
So... Uh.
Jesus takes the knot?
>>2863815
You would expect that.. there's more paperwork involved in the military than you'd think and he'd just be on our assessment to finish, giving speeches on productivity on our time. Just, normal boss like stuff is all
think this ruins some of the artistic magic?
>>2863928
No, but that heat lamp looks really weird.
>>2863352
>>2863926
Speeches? Jesus that sounds cringy. I'd just tell people they're doing a good job and I'll bake/buy cookies or something when we're done. Don't need to stand on my tank and try to be a badass for normal office shit.
>>2863917
>>2863959
Jesus was a shrew
>>2863954
Absolutely lovely
>>2854450
The one and only time I blacked out, I was sexually coerced. I would recommend never blacking out again.
>>2863932
of course he is.
the question is, how much time does it take to do a drawing?
>>2863906
I've got some potential stuff lined up for lab tech work. Which is actually ideal for me. I have steady hands and I enjoy lab work.
Maybe after working corporate for a while I might try and get a doctorate, but ehhhhhh
>>2863852
Like this?
"NIIIIICK come here."
Why did that bunny have to him up so early when they had their completely platonic adult sleepover?
"What is it."
"I..I can't..just come here."
Nick walked over slowly yawning as he went. The little rabbit looked so cute when flustered. He peered over her shoulder. It was porn fucking porn.
"What the.."
"JustlookatthetileNick."
The tile of the video was. Judy Lopps gets nailed by Sly Fox. Dear god.
>>2863958
He was a lifer, real gung ho type. Every day a battle etc etc.
>>2863945
whacha mean? It's just a normal yellow light?
Seems like this party is going off the rails.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4gxKFAhfZc
>>2863968
begone from my thread sinner!!!
>>2863978
Blacking out isn't fun
I got drunk on Thursday and it made me miss my conference.
>>2863978
One time I blacked out.and woke up with my current crushes lips around my cock.
>>everything went better than expected
>>2863194
moped again, phone defeated my message
hm... i guess the only real question i have is how to check the output of the graduates.
also if a split painting/drawing program is similar to illustration.
I'm a norcalfag going to ucsc and hopefully want to continue going there, and if i can't keep going there i don't want to go too far..
>>2863997
It looks really contrasting with their soft blue hues.
>>2863993
Damn man I mean I love my country and shit but I know that there's a difference between being motivating and being overbearing.
Seriously though, if I baked cookies would people like that? I love baking but I assume that would make all my subordinated think I'm crazy.
Kek
>>2863991
Yeah, exactly, thanks!
>>2864033
oh yeah, intentional, I'm trying to push color boundaries. See what happens, I'll probably tone it down or something. This is all experimentation
>It's a Nick has to arrest and deprive a child's father episode
>>2863978
story?
>>2863954
thank you, that's fucking adorable!
>>2863387
Beaverguy
Beaver and a sporadic doodlist
>>2864080
Neat
Reminds me of old Sunday paper comic strips.
>>2863387
I'm so ready for this
>>2864039
I love cookies, but you really should read the guys you're assigned to. If they're super straight anti home as Sholes they might give you shit for being a pansy or some shit.
>>2864047
>Taking further requests?
Sure
>>2863954
The band playing at the party.
>>2864047
Me writeyote anyway you want to
Nick is the most bi motherfucker I've ever seen
Someone last thread was a little perturbed at me being 17 years old, which actually got me curious...
How old are you guys?
>>2864068
What kind of a faggot names their kid "Sketch"?
I hope he's taking EXTRA nigger dick in the shower.
>>2864089
Hooooleeee shit! The band's all here! Ready to jam dudes?
>>2864099
Yeah that's what I figured. Maybe I'll just buy a few bags of oreos and toss them to the mob.
>>2864068
>It's a "Nick has to stop a murder-suicide attempt between a boy and his psychotic father" episode
>>2864089
Absolutely fucking amazing
My tiny collection of drawings of my panda grows
>>2863827
Let's... not get ahead of ourselves.
>>2863892
Yeah but going to a party means momentarily getting up
And that's no fun.
>>2863897
I'm getting better, at least.
>>2864012
Will do, but it will probably be less frequent. I think we're over the big hurdle...
>>2864046
Yeah, I'm learning more and more that I probably should just not sleep. Things get a little crazy whenever I wake up.
>>2864111
>Admitting it AGAIN
Newfag
MOOOOOOODS
>>2864111
Isn't it a global rule that you can't post here (or otherwise state your age) unless you're 18 or older? Genuinely curious
>>2864089
That smile on the racoon -- reminds me of a certain artist whose work I like. I won't say any real names, 'tho.
>>2864111
28...
God I hope I'm not too old for this...
>>2864104
Draw what you think that COMPLETE HUNK clunkbot looks like.
Not him btw (but i wish I was, i heard he is basipally god of writing and looking hot)
>>2864116
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>2864126
I've been playing music for us already! Didn't you hear crazy train?
>>2863954
>More and More Badgers keep getting added.
>>2864111
MO.....nice trips
>25
>Why am I still here
>>2864111
24. Turning 25 next month.
>>2864089
>tfw not a drawfag so I get left out of all the OC shenanigans
>tfw by the time I learn how everyone will have moved on to other things
>>2864089
Play Free Bird!
>>2864104
Cool.
Raccoon. wears glasses, has a lazy/chill expression
Uhh... Guess he'd wear a hoody or something casual.
>>2864146
>racoon
>>2864145
There was an entire thread screencappped having anons say they were under 18 and they were getting publicly banned left and right
>>2864111
49 -- honest to fucking god. I could be some of you people's father.
>>2864111
26, no regrets
>>2864111
27.
>>2864174
I wonder if I'm going to be browsing furry message boards when I'm 49.
>>2864169
For you, sure!
I can play the main guitar, someone can back up on the other guitar part.
>>2864158
And where there's badgers, there's mushrooms.
Mmm. Mushroom party.
>>2864174
What the fuck are you doing here at the age of 7^2
>>2864148
Also I am not him because I am ugly and bad at everything unlike him
>>2864069
I don't like to get into it, but I will say it happens to straight guys too.
>>2864111
30
>>2864111
23.
>>2864218
I'm 15
>>2864089
Sweet, man.
Are you going to do any other requests or has this caught your muse?
>>2864174
enjoying the thread, byron?
>>2864218
Good fucking luck finding a working proxy.
Also good job breaking THREE rules in one post, kiddo
>>2864174
What the fuck your 4 years older than my dad. What's it like living thriugh the shit thats in our history classes now?
>>2864164
I'm no drawfag neither, but I'm joining in.
Hell, look how bad it is?
Just roll an animal, give it a name, and join in.
>>2864099
What kind of ungrateful asshole gets done with hard military work and gets fresh baked cookies, only to turn them down because a guy cooked them?
I'd kill for that man.
>>2864218
Look at the bright side! At least I'm not the odd one out!
Whew! Thank fucking christ!
>>2864218
There's no IF.
Its literally rule 2.
>>2864213
Enjoying the fuck out of life, honestly. Love 4chan and love Zootopia. Best of both worlds, as Judy would say.
>Fic where Nick tries to get Judy what prejudice he faces as a fox
>He randomly maces her at one point
>Next chapter he muzzles her without warning
>A few lines they are both apologizing to each other in all caps
I would post quotes but for whatever reason, FFN doesn't let you copy text. Really annoying
>>2864194
>>2864111
>All these underage faggots being this gullible
>>2864241
post nudes
>>2864201
Willing to bet I am
>>2864257
I've actually already rolled an animal, and even had Chumpy draw it. Just feels wrong joining in on all of this when I can't draw anything or do anything productive.
>>2864270
Surprise muzzling seems really hot.
>>2864274
kys
>>2864266
It would require a mod to actually look into trash though
>>2863387
I'm just a box of sand, but it sounds like a fun party!
>>2864164
>that feel
>knowing that this will just repeat ad nauseum for every new thing that comes up
It is a special hell.
>>2864130
>Let's... not get ahead of ourselves.
Fiiiiine but it's fun to think about it.
>Yeah but going to a party means momentarily getting up And that's no fun.
but maybe some does a new group picture, you know aas a reminder of all the things that happend hre and lead you to where you are
also you are in first one too
>>2864306
They do come here believe it or not. They purged a spiderman spammer from the threads not too long ago.
>>2864270
screencap it.
>>2863991
cont
Dear god. The Fox was wearing the same clothes as him too. Wait, no way. The fox was Gideon.
"Is that Gideon?"
Judy stared laughing like a madwoman. Gideon fucking grey was staring in a porno. Not just that but an obvious reference to someone he knew.
"Waiiit how did you find this?" Nick asked.
"Well I was looking up my name and It came up."
"It's spelled Judy Lopps and don't you have same search on most of the time?"
Judy turned beet red.
>>2864289
Hello earworm.
>>2864301
Fair.
But you're still welcome.
>>2864303
Certainly a pussy 15-year old cowering being a shitty text code instead of saying "kill yourself"
>>2864321
Yeah, but did someone actually report them? Because I imagine that called them.
>>2864289
Sorry, we got a request for freebird... by glasses jackal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY
>>2864347
Good point.
>>2864201
May you like that long and longer still, Anon.
Nothing wrong with being a furry at any age. Except for the shame, disgrace, social stigma, the smell at close distances, the possibility of learning that "Screwing the pooch" isn't just a figment of speech, AIDS, snide looks for passers-by, etc.
>>2864068
Every person who goes to prison is someone's father, someone's daughter, someone's brother, someone's wife. Each and every time a person enters the system, a home comes closer to breaking point. To cure society, it must first be harmed, but that wound will be local, felt by few but intensely. And the policeman is the person we entrust with causing that wound.
>>2864111
20.
>>2864111
25
how long has the ear_grab tag been a thing and why isn't there more light ear play
>>2864111
I'll be a wizard in October.
Hey guys, the aux cord is open. But here's the catch: You can ONLY play THE catchiest fucking jams and nothing else, since this is a party and all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmN9oHa3ZIQ
Doesn't have to be catchier than this example, but that would still be pretty hard to top anyway
>>2864111
35.
>>2864348
exellent
>>2864327
Thats a good idea
>>2864111
I'll just say I'm a wizard and leave it at that.
>>2864126
I HAVE ALREADY BEEN PLAYING!!!
>>2864393
>nudist elephants
>>2864360
I keep it all bottled up. My powerlevel will never be revealed.
I feel like I'm a completely different person in a social setting to be honest. Not because I'm not being who I am or whatever, but I dunno. I'm not sure where I was going with that now.
>>2864384
You fags KNOW Clunky's always gotta a banger for ya
Gimme dat ox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7Qt_SMAOcY
>>2864241
I was in the middle of sending my post as you wrote this. And if there's any truth to it, it's good to hear I'm not alone.
>>2864404
Where were you guys?!
>>2864396
link me anon
>>2864089
>>2864126
>>2864155
>>2864169
>>2864202
>it's a neighbors called the police for noise complaint episode
>>2864404
>tfw wanna record some quick sick riffs to post in the thread
>remember my guitar is in the shop
Suffering
>>2864270
Does your browser not have Reader View?
>>2864384
This stuffs pretty funny I guess. Not to mention catchy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn0tObCDgic
>>2864422
apparently the mods will kick us so I'm accutly 18
>>2864384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF084-QBh8U
>>2864432
sauce on that webm?
>>2864263
Right? The military can be ass backwards sometimes.
>>2864311
I dunno why I'm in the first one, and I look much too happy for it considering the timing of that party.
>>2864111
Doesn't matter how old someone is as long as they don't act like a shitlord.
21.
>>2864396
Name of fic?
>>2864460
>accutly
>>2864460
They know your lying if you fucking admit it you aspie.
>>2864362
On second thought, using "burden" instead of "entrust" would have been much better. Ah well, it's not like I'm writing for posterity.
>>2864472
>I captured the wrong part of the video
fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NDlsYEymkk
Hey guys, I stated a fire out back, pull up a seat while the band sets up.
>>2864089
Psst. Bore, it's Zoot, don't tell the party, but I'm going to make a surprise guest appearance with my tenor sax later.
>>2864130
Bune, you gotta at least make an appearance.
>>2864155
Thanks for the solo jams rockjackal.
>>2864415
>I feel like I'm a completely different person in a social setting to be honest. Not because I'm not being who I am or whatever, but I dunno. I'm not sure where I was going with that now.
It's funny, the place I feel most like myself is among the "outcasts" here.
>>2864475
Honestly I think I'll just lie and say my mom sent them, but I can't eat them all by myself and I've decided to redistribute them.
Get points for giving out cookies and having an awesome mom, without people hating me for liking to bake.
>>2864494
Twas a joke.
>>2864487
Under the Fur
>>2863978
Thanks for the concernn anon, but I'm a rat faced rail thin white guy who likes to climb rocks and wrote shut. No one wants to touch on this
>>2863983
Doc work seems hard, good lock going straight into a career, though lab tech isn't very secure apparently for work. Still, wish I'didn't stayed Chem, cell bio is fucking awful
>>2864008
Drinking isn't a great idea by any means touch
>>2864111
23
>>2864130
>Yeah, I'm learning more and more that I probably should just not sleep. Things get a little crazy whenever I wake up.
WAKE BUN UP INSIDE
Everybody betray me ahm fedAHP with this whorl
>>2864111
25
>>2864509
thx
>>2864492
Shit, is that ωantaro?
>>2864479
dunno things are fuzzy about that night
>>2864511
At least someone was listening, Thaks Zoot!
Where is my snapple?
>>2864531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe500eIK1oA
I like that filename.
>>2864492
It looked filthier in the thumbnail.
>>2864531
>Everybody betray me ahm fedAHP with this whorl
Poor guy.
Would you like a backrub?
Or any other kind of rub?
>>2864525
That's pretty damn funky son.
>>2864527
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Oh fuck this shit, lets go back to being comfy
>>2864549
yes sir
>>2864506
>Nick_Gets_Neutered.jpg
>>2864511
looks pretty damn comfy there zoot
also did you at least wash out the bong?
>>2864531
You can't escape it.
>>2864432
>It's a neighbors called the police for noise complaint episode
>in the 1960's
>>2864511
I thought there was a dildo in the thumbnail
>>2864525
Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky.
Which reminds me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSIb4T5vu9E
>>2864111
Bearanon is 26 and loving life!
>>2864593
>That second panel
I'll be in my bunk.
>>2864589
>>2864589
I'm fine with anything classic rock or blues rock.
Maybe something that has harmonies in it. How 'bout Jumpin Jack Flash?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQSGw0hMd_I
>>2864576
>select all images with pies
>>2864511
>Bune, you gotta at least make an appearance.
You guys spent an entire week trying to get me in this fox's pants and now that I'm actually cuddling with him you're trying to get me out of the place.
>>2864576
I love that guy
I'm not even all that interested in chub and fat, but his art has an odd sort of charm to it
>>2864561
aw ye
>>2864565
NO I do not need ANY SORT OF RUB
>>2864593
Nothing but betrayal everywhere I go
>>2864531
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
have you actually seen the whole movie?
apparently its fun to watch while high
>>2864634
Nah, we're just trying to get both of you to come.
We having a party again tonight?
>>2864576
>>2864632
>>2864646
>high levels of fat
>>2864623
Hopps_Orgy 001.png
>>2864174
Don't worry dog, when you're 80 and we're sixty we'll all just upload to the dream matrix
>>2864654
I never betray you
>>2864654
Donkanon, I can get you a drink! I think... what do you want? I'm already set up so I got time to kill.
>>2864660
Yeah, and we got a band this time. And I'm in it!
Speaking of, let's keep the classic rock vibe going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEep67akIn4
>>2864668
can you just imagine how soft he would be to lean against
>>2864634
bring him here and get in his pants later, you will have plenty of chances.
>>2864511
that looks so stupid comfy
>>2864654
>NO I do not need ANY SORT OF RUB
Aw. But I have such dexterous paws...
>>2864589
Something where I get a bad ass drum solo like this!
https://youtu.be/TS-G4UQTfUo
>>2864654
Betrayal implies that they were on your side at some point
I need to sleep so bye you guys. Writeyote signing out.
>>2864718
Have a good night!
So Dunkey/moped, and Jackels making out in the back of this party thing?
>>2864687
Rock Jackal here, I got overzealous and I threw my shirt somewhere during "Lose yourself to dance"... has anyone seen it?
>>2863979
shit, uh well for that nick cellphone pic, it took me about a few hours spaced out over a day. i do them during the down-times at work since that seems to be when i'm at my most creative/anxious.
i was thinking just starting simple with judy peering at a clue intensely with nick looking surprised that it would even be considered a clue.
also, this is the first time anyone's even suggested that i could do requests ever so i'll do my best?
>>2864718
see ya around m80
>>2864690
>the fuck is wrong with his dick?
>>2864738
If I know live shows as well as I do, and they're anything like the ones I go to/played at, that shit's definitely gone by now.
>>2864738
I have it, but you'll have to kiss me for it~
>Someone on Tumblr drew Judy and Nick based on the Paperman short
I cant tell you how much I need this now
>>2864718
night
>>2864654
Dude, it's not gay to like dudes.
From an aesthetic stand point males are far more attractive than females in both body and mind.
It's more gay to not give guys a look over.