THE ASUKA ACADEMIA GAMES XXIII
THREAD 001, WE'LL START OFF WITH THE BLOODBATH HERE, FOLKS!
DON'T BE LATE!
yo wtf was the purpose of a new thread
>>2841222
Someone like me can't afford to be late.
>>2841222
This would happen. I am useless.
>Is late
>>2841222
Only the best show up fashionably early.
>>2841222
Thanks mister... entry post?
>>2841222
I'm not one to leave a woman waiting. And being here first gives me the chance to greet all the beautiful maidens who might walk in.
>>2841222
As if I could be late with you on my side, Hermes.
[I bet they'll be so jealous...]
>>2841222
Pl-Please stop, I-I really don't like anybody, a-at least not in that way!
Shitposting time?
Hikari finished, you aren't even hosting over
>>2841274
he can't handle multiple games in his thread because he's a host over amatuer
>>2841222
What is their name? Where do they live? Are they wealthy? Come out with it already.
>>2841222
You can run for as long as you please, but the only thing that will eventually happen is everything collapsing around you as you'll run out of time.
>>2841288
>tfw people I swap in always die in the bloodbath ~de geso
>>2841291
>swaps you in
>>2841222
Oh well, at least Hitomi-chan and Sayaka-chan will still walk to school with me.
>>2841291
Don't worry, I'm late too.
>>2841307
Sure, I've got nothing better to do at the moment.
Circlekerk did nothing wrong.
>>2841222
I wouldn't want to buy a whole 'nother closet of suits aftah all!
STARTING THIS ENTIRE GAME OFF WITH HYPER COMMENTARY!
LOOKS LIKE MATSUDA IS ALREADY MAKING FRIENDS, TO FIGHT WITH OR TO USE, WHICH WILL THE MASTERMIND DO?
KURUMI AND SHEAMUS MUST SIGN THE CONTRACT FOR THEIR MATCH TOGETHER BUT SHEAMUS HAS NO PEN!
THE DINK AND BENNY HAVE AN OLD 3D WHITE MAN MEET UP!
>>2841222
I'm not going to waste time on being late!
>>2841218
A beast...? You!
Go back to the hole you came from.
>>2841204
It's more plausible that people started to act more crazy.
>>2841317
Leave him. He is mine to butcher one day, not yours.
>>2841311
You guys are kidding, right?
Right?
GHOSTBRO, I THOUGHT WE WERE CHILL.
>>2841322
>>2841222
Is he at least your age?
>>2841308
>hoshi
>amateur
>>2841311
There can only be wan!
>>2841332
Consider your position carefully next time. There is no Ryouma to protect you or any of my uncles to stop me here.
>>2841331
Please be gentle.
>>2841222
Mr. Ducing
>>2841346
He was talking about Hikari.
>>2841318
It was my own incompetence to blame.
>>2841346
for hosting over
>>2841331
Learn to clean up after yourself, pig. Some of us actually want to learn in a clean environment.
>all these people replying to hoshi's game
reply to my games guys
>>2841308
>>2841187
Don't hurt you? Okay, I'll make it quick.
>>2841346
>sucking hoshi's dick
>>2841331
Eyes up here, ladies.
And trust me, if there weren't school rules I might've taken the whole thing off.
>>2841329
Well they really didn't so that's not exactly shitposting.
If anything the ones who refused to join did wrong for not wanting to better the community by refusing to be closer to everyone and leave most IC shit that's posted here for the steam chat.
>>2841331
Same way my chicken tastes so good in so little time, a secret, though it does help to take culinary courses.
>>2841274
BECAUSE IT'S MY FUCKING GAME SO IT HAS TO BE MY FUCKING THREAD!
YA'LL POSTING IN MY THREAD!
>>2841376
>Not sucking his dick
Tastes like star fruit.
>>2841368
ya mine too
>>2841331
Last class was Algebra, right? Maybe it was some kind of pythagorean theorem...
>>2841368
Nigga I didn't get into yours
>>2841331
C'mon, Mima, keep it together....
>>2841332
Either way, it was all seemingly triggered by that one host's mere presence. Talk about a pain in the rear.
>>2841368
>I'm dead though.
>>2841368
I didn't enter this game to play jabroni games.
>>2841350
>>2841376
>not sucking Hoshi's dick as much as possible for Internet fame
>>2841368
Hoshi's clique turbosamefagging.
>>2841331
I wouldn't say I know this guy, and I can't say I want to. He just spouts all this crap about rules.
WOW, THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE FASTEST MOVING GAMES I'VE SEEN IN A LONG LONG TIME!
>>2841381
>using logic
Fool, I thought we were shitposting? You can't be bringing logic into this.
>>2841391
Tasty.
>>2841331
You're allowed to fail on my command. Either give me your spirit or face the eternal failure that is you.
>>2841334
They are mine to take, not yours. If anything I'll destroy every last one of them without any regard for your life, pathetic mortal.
>>2841392
I-Is this a custom code?
It looks great.
>>2841392
I had not realized I was in this game.. I apologize.
>>2841388
>putting the contraction after a and not y
>>2841331
I did? She must have been one of those harlots that I see frequently.
>>2841361
You did fine Ram, it's not your fault.
>>2841392
Bro, what did you expect?
>>2841410
I've had my fate written out for me once before, let's see how this might play out.
>>2841410
You will speak of this to no one.
>>2841410
And then the cow said "But I don't like ground beef!"
>>2841410
>Insert sound of silence here.
>>2841410
I've got all the time in the world, why would I even change? It's all so simple and all of this will always tumble down to my demands ufufu~!
>>2841413
..Huh. Shame. Always wanted to feast on royal blood. Aslong you leave some of him left, do as you please.
>>2841410
Here's an IKEA catalog. Please enjoy it.
>>2841432
El. I have a question for you to answer. you do not see me as useless, right?
>tfw want to rp but too tired.
Should I host over Hoshi?
>:^^^^)
>>2841331
...Thank you, but I can't respond to your feelings in the same way. I hope you can understand.
>>2841410
>She stares deeply into the robot
........
[I'm sure he has real X-ray vision, unlike you.]
>>2841410
Why is it that I always suffer consequences for the few good deeds I actually do commit?
>>2841410
You'll let me take that money if you know what's good for ya. I think I've earned it.
>>2841463
wanna erp with me
>>2841423
you look great
>>2841466
Yeeee
>>2841466
(You)
>>2841466
With your stolen events :^)?
>>2841351
I don't need Big Brother and anyone from my Sisters to help me, not even the traitor... I don't need anyone to help me!
I knew it... one of these Nohrians payed you to kill me, don't you?
>>2841466
host over THIS
*unzips dick*
>>2841412
Logic always gets people upset.
Because they can't seem to use it themselves and get upset over something they can't understand call it shitposting then go on a sperg fit about how they're right and everyone else is wrong.
It's all you really ever see here.
>>2841376
>not raping Hoshi
>>2841474
Would, too sleepy, sorry.
>>2841482
How many nukes is a 7 digit pali?
>>2841466
I just don't know anymore
SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW/WHAT THESE THREADS ARE/WORK.
>>2841475
Helmets are for pus-
Oh..
Wow..
I mean, helmets are still for pussies, but I wish I'd been a pussy.
>>2841466
do it bae
>>2841500
It's because they all have the mental capacity of a 12 year old. Any logic is going to be dismissed for their autism.
I ASSURE YOU FOLKS, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A LOLTASTIC GAME AHEAD OF US!
How are you guys so good at rping? I can never think of anything to say.
>>2841514
Shitpost, circlejerk, enter games.
Rinse, repeat.
>>2841514
You came at a bad time.
>>2841493
Who said anything about killing you? I don't think Mama would approve of that. I only want to know if blue blood tastes any differently.
Listento me carefully, little prince. Not every Nohrian out there is out to murder you. Have you ever considered the posibility i could've easily crushes your skull in my hand instead of tapping your shoulder back there?
>>2841466
do it slut
>>2841466
>attention whoring this hard
First 36 for host over games
>>2841522
You two look so ridiculous!
>>2841522
>>2841522
It must be tough coming from an abusive family.
>>2841522
I heard french is the language of love.
>>2841551
Benny Goodman
>>2841457
I'll make them all evaporate into the sands of time, nothing else will happen. You'll be the one to die as well when I decide it'll happen.
>>2841522
Oh, I just realized, Mima's still got my name there.
...Does that count as a win for me or them if they win?
>>2841462
Ofcourse not, you know better.
>>2841574
Does anyone ever buy your threats aroun these parts?
>>2841522
Stop slacking off, pick up a broom and start sweeping as well.
>>2841522
It's like I'm looking at a child writing for the first time.
MATSUDA CHECKING OUT THAT MIKAN ASS.
>>2841522
And then, there was this time I found a high advanced city with people working because they lacked a purpose, even if their labor was easily surpassed by machines, at that time I...
>The girl keeps talking and talking
>>2841585
>Miia kills Darling
>>2841514
There is a simulator online where you enter pictures with a name for each. It goes through several days with random events happening to each character, including fatal events. This continues until only one lives, the winner.
When an entry thread is posted, you can submit a picture with a name as an entry. If you wish, you can pick a character you are familiar with and respond to the events which occur to them as though you were them. It's an improv game of sorts. In addition to this roleplaying as a reaction to the slides, you will most likely be approached by other characters, who you can speak to as though you were your selected character. This roleplay aspect is merely for fun, you are not compelled to do it.
>>2841551
Snake
>>2841600
Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting!
>>2841582
Why do you believe that?
>>2841600
>Dies while looking at the embodiment of an elephant.
>>2841398
It looks like that...
Honestly I shouldn't bother with topics like these.
>>2841522
Don't ask me... My back hurts.
>>2841541
Guh...
What do you want then...? trying to taste blood isn't so different than killing anyone.
>>2841600
I would hope that you'd be able to forgive me, I'd gladly repay you for any wrongdoing I may have brought upon your metal decor.
>>2841600
He has done more on one occasion.
Eh, why not?
>>2841630
>>2841630
>>2841630
>>2841630
>>2841630
>>2841600
...I don't think this was an accident...
>>2841600
Degenerate company is better than no company.
Ramlethal and El sitting on a tree.
K.I.L.L.I.N.G.
>>2841618
Link to site?
>>2841551
Captain America
STOCKING GETS THE DINK TO GIVE HER A REAL PIGGYBACK RIDE!
SANDERS IS MAKING MAD BANK, REALLY LIKING THIS TRIBUTE, PURE COMMENTARY MATERIAL!
>>2841636
You. Or some other version of you did something that hurt my feelings. And i don't forget things like that easily
>shrugs
I am pretty sure it isn't you. Otherwise you'd recognize me. I visited the palace of your King one day. Not as ugly as the Nohrian court. But it's not pretty either.
>>2841661
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/reaping.php
>>2841551
Mr james
>>2841600
I'm sure we can get out of this together, don't move to much...I have a gun.
>>2841686
My old enemy... the dreaded pencil that doesn't want to sharpen.
>>2841686
It's not my first choice of candy, but who doesn't like free lollipops?
>>2841636
I'd say "At least it's worth studying", but...hell, I really can't say that it is.
>>2841686
...Nah, I'm sure I'll give Miia the D.
>>2841627
I just know it, you're much better than me at everything. Don't get brought down so easily.
>>2841686
Why thank you, darlin'! I always try to leave a lastin' impression. You'll have to excuse me, I done forgot how much I was carryin'!
