>>2839740
>F Destroyer of Worlds
>F Mercy
>F Tomoko
>F Mirai-chan
>Pets the kitty.
You're safe now, just let me take care of all the mortal trash that walks around here first ufufu!
>>2839758
The fuck did you just say about my perfect taste you fucking shitter?
>>2839795
Trust me when I say I've got high tolerance and I've done it before.
>>2839740
Jumping into the fray just like that? I wonder who got your panties all twisted up to your inner intestines.
Entrusting Nymph with a weapon? That's a great mistake, I wouldn't allow an idiot with anything that could kill someone.
>>2839816
>>2839817
Get out please, I'm trying to not vomit.
>>2839890
>I've got high tolerance and I've done it before
you what
>>2839890
I-I'm sorry, bu-but I really need everything I have!
>>2839867
yee
chart is fucked because I need to replace Laura
>>2839786
What, they don't provide those for you?
How's everyone doing tonight?
>>2839890
>Pokes you in the gut
I dunno, I think there's some chubby chub here, and some pudge here...
>>2839920
>pokes boobie
>>2839917
I'm going to fucking murder you if you keep this shit up.
>This thread
>>2839890
It's as great as Hikari's hosting abilities.
>>2839890
I don't care IF you killed it, you shouldn't go near them in general
>>2839933
>oh great
>>2839933
Didn't say eh, shit rp
>>2839933
Doing alright. Just playing games while watching thread.
Post your waifu with fart fetish
Pic unrelated
what are some words that rhyme with coffe?
>>2839922
Don't need to worry, I understand.
I'll try to find another way to find said items.
>>2839943
Oh?
>Sol and Baron are slow as fuck
>gets shit on
>Kurumifag circlejerks while hosting
>nobody says a thing
Double standards.
>>2839939
>>2839943
That just means it's workin. Maybe I can make you so mad you actually lose some weight.
>>2839939
Who are you replying to faggot bitch faggot
>>2839963
faggot
>>2839890
H-how did it come to this.... It will never end.... We're all stuck in this hell for all eternity....
>>2839928
Easily. Infact i could get the entire training for free. But i want to do this the normal way, just like every other recruit. And training lances are usually bronze-tipped if anything. ANd custom armor is quite effective.
...If you haven't noticed, i am considered a bit shorter than the avergae woman.
>>2839939
>flicks in the forhead
go away
>>2839933
(You)
>>2839963
Toffee
>>2839963
*sips coffee*
*eats toffee*
*flossies*
*causes a catastrophe*
>>2839900
Even then, it is poor for what seems to be a soldier to be scared of a smiling woman.
>>2839890
I may have a hard time killing animals.
>Flips the thread upside down
>>2839890
I'm feeling the vibe. Do I need to go for a round 2 of prevention games to ensure you won't all suffer from an aneurysm?
Saving Ramlethal now, are we Wiggins? I doubt she'll need it, she's a bit tougher than the usual ones.
I can hear the military chime in, can you hear the sirens? I can hear them.
>>2839939
You're fat.
>>2839920
Yes.
>>2839947
I'll keep on hosting till he pisses off, I don't want to go through the torment again.
>>2839968
Fucking blow me you worthless piece of trash.
>All this shitposting
>>2839970
I DON'T GAIN WEIGHT YOU FUCK! IT ALL GOES TO MY TITS, SOMETHING GOD KNOWS, YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE!
gib waifu template
>>2839968
People spew hate at me because its me. Im the third most controversial person around besides junko and hoshi in terms of opinions
>>2839963
Sophie
>>2839998
imposter
>>2839998
RYUKO TIME
>>2840009
>>2840000
Sure don't bother helping me or anything, right?
>>2839998
>>2839998
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2839996
That's not my Vita
>>2840009
GIB GIB
>>2839890
Why do I have the strangest feeling of impending doom?
>>2840000
Oh.
why is hikari shitposting
>>2840001
S-Sup babe
>>2839968
LF is just that talented.
>>2840000
I heard acute lead poisoning is a much more effective method.
>>2839991
First thing, I'm not a soldier, I'm a stalker, second, I didn't meet alot of women in my past at the zone, and by that I mean I didn't meet a single one, third, LOOK AT A MIRRO-
>>2839998
Motherfucker!
>>2840000
>Aight mate, keep doing you.
>>2840000
O-Oh god, I really don't like where this is going...This can only end badly!
>>2840003
WOW REAL FUCKIN ORIGINAL, I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS THE FUCKING BOWLING BALLS HANGING OFF YOUR CHEST, YOU FAT FUCK
>>2840001
What is life without balance?
>>2839968
Oldfag immunity anon.
Disgusting isn't it?
>>2840003
Your chub is pretty charming. Don't let it get to you, Stockin'.
>>2840020
You're the imposter, imposter!
Why is it that every time i have free-time to get on here, its always during a shitstorm?
I LOVE YOU STOCKING PLEASE MARRY ME RIGHT NOW
>>2840045
Oh not much
>>2840000
I just want to be alone for some time.
>>2840050
Look in a mirror? What about it?
>>2840015
>It's a "Baron thinks his opinions are relevant" episode
>>2840015
No you aren't. People don't take you seriously enough for you to be controversial. All you do is make walls of texts on an things you didn't even see the thread they happened in
>>2840061
>hurr muh shitstorm
Fuck off.
>>2840061
That's the secret. IT'S ALWAYS A SHIT STORM
>>2840064
OKAY ILL MARRY YOU
>>2840042
I don't know, I feel bad for defending him desu.
>>2840061
There is literally no shitposting.
>>2840052
these bowling balls are pretty great,not that you'd know though you flatty flaterson, I'm pretty proud of them, y'know~.
>>2840056
Call me chubby again and I'll rip your fucking dick off.
>>2840000
Fireworks.
>>2840001
Your existence is one big shitpost. You're nothing but a retail store employee for the rest of thine life.
>>2840042
I'm doing what must be done my main man. I'm preventing us all from going through the seven layers of hell. Many of us won't be able to make it and so I took it upon me to host Hikari Prevention Games and I most likely triggered his inner autism.
I'm just that talented.
>>2840047
Sounds good. I'm all game for that.
>>2840050
I'm on it my main man.
>>2840054
I'm just that good, fucking get on your knees and pray to me like I'm your messiah you lowlife trash.
>>2840081
case in point
>>2840087
S-Seriously!?
>>2840065
Great! THAT'S GREAT! HAHAHAHAHAhahaha...
So, uh, I was wondering, uh.......
>>2840074
from what I heard women usually have tiny mouths, BUT YOUR SMILE IS BIG AND WIDE LIKE A PEDOPHILE LOOKING AT A SCHOOLYARD DURING RECESS HOURS!
>>2840095
Yeah, I'm kinda jealous. Must be nice having two free tickets out of having a decent personality hanging off your chest.
Am I the only one here who wants to fuck Stocking?
Ah, these games sure are exciting
>>2840000
Now, you guys actually made the right choice! But that doesn't mean I'm not going after your heads~!
>>2839998
>Climbs out of emergency hatch on bottom of tank
Wasn't it bad enough I have to struggle against magic normally anyways?
>>2839968
Kurumi isn't slow so I don't give a shit
>>2840095
Don't be that way, it's in all the right places after all!
>>2840097
PLEASE FORGIVE ME, I-I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE!
>this thread
>>2840097
>In horror
Those are some very good fireworks!
>>2840108
Hm?
>>2840097
>I've gotta say I'm really loving these events. Really well done
What the fuck did Hikari do to this community?
>>2840097
I do not understand the girl's intentions behind thi-
>>2840115
Damn straight it is, shame you don't have the same tickets.
>>2840123
Just shut the fuck up before you say something you'll regret.
>>2840123
Oh hey, Yu!
Your hair looks so soft!
Can I nestle in it?
>>2840134
C-CHECK THIS OUT
>flexes
>>2840117
I just realized Navi is the perfect ava for you, fits so well.
>>2840137
Nothing, people got tired of him being shit despite helping him and then fags like you defended him making him look bad
>>2840129
ARIGATOU CRABMAN
MAY YOU KEEP SHITPOSTING IN THIS THREAD
I'm getting out of here. Goodnight everyone.
>>2840097
>F Iida Tenya
>F Rika
>F Bubbles
>F Jonathan
>F Reaper
>F Machi
>F RCMP Rick
>F Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>F Blossom
>F Izuko Gaen
>F gay retard
>F Sally
>F Loto
>F Ramlethal
>F Zenyatta
>F Soldier 78
>F Junko Enoshima
>F The Dinkster
>F Seath the Scaleless
>F Navi
>F The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>F Nymph
>F Mii Swordfighter
>F Kaiki
>F Misato
>>2840117
(Player1) is a dandere.
>>2840135
I still have to add some more to it, don't worry about it. I'll keep improving it.
>>2840129
ARIGATOU CRA-...
>>2840167
Sorry nobody wants to talk to you.
>>2840154
Nice muscles!
>>2840097
I was infected before. It was only a matter of time.
>>2840110
I do not believe I am this pedophile. I do not know what it even is. Many people have been remarking what a great smile I have, I forgot that many still fear it.
>>2840166
I wasn't planning on doing any of that.
Just trying to spread some love amidst all the hate.
>>2840176
Say, how do you feel about girls with multiple arms?
Hypothetical question of course.
>>2840172
Well, we're back to square one...
>>2840147
Are you always this testy? Lighten up a bit, a pretty girl like you doesn't need to be so serious all the time, you know?
>>2840149
Well, I don't see why not. Just don't leave a mess, okay?
>Kills 6 billion of people
>>2840167
Goodbye, mountie.
>>2840172
I may or may not be grumpy over my sudden demise. Remind me never to leave my tank ever again during a game.
>>2840188
They're pretty great, could save me a lot of work...do it, crabman, add one, please god add one, that'd be incredibly helpful.
OH OBEDOO, I WANNA BE LIKE YOUUUU
>>2840203
Okay!
>gently nestles in your hair
>>2840203
I'm not serious all the time, you people just bring out the worst in me.
>>2840217
Okay, and what if said girl has wings, a stinger and an aggressive personality?
Again, I'm just curious.
>>2840172
Tsumiki-chan... You should really learn to check your surroundings. Y-You'll end up dying like that.
Tsuyu, good move right there. You might have to take that strategy in mind next time, it'll definitely come in handy... Not so much for the rest however.
I came here tonight to fuck bitches and throw them inside a TV when they reject my advances.
What's up, sluts?
>>2840209
>is one of the 1.1 billion remaining
Git gud
>>2840233
I like where this is going.
>>2840212
>I don't care and to show you i don't care I will call myself one of the most controversial fags and then say I don't care
and this is another reason people won't take you seriously
>>2840233
Stop adding girls and start removing them.
I miss you, ___
>>2840231
Cake roll? Don't listen to those naysayers. You're as fit as a fiddle!
>Navi
>>2840239
Stop chatting with the civies and bring me my coffee
>>2840212
If you don't care what people think of you, then there's no way for you to improve.
>>2840187
Possibly because it's really doesn't match with your... eh, "non-smiling face" and your clothes.
>>2840233
....Remove all that, keep the arms though, and have her be nice, really nice, also thick, y'know, with nice hips and legs.
So while i was jerking off to Becky Lynch and Bayley lookalik lesbian porn, there were a few things that made me wonder ''What the fuck?'' I mean, not ''Why is Seth Rollins still alive'' what the fuck. Just your average bewilderment.
First of all: We all know this feeling when we are home from al ong and hard day of being awesome, we want to get in the house and maybe do some of the thing i just mentioned - and voila, you lost your freaking keys! In these age, you'd expect locksmith fellas to be able to implement voice recognition.
''But Sheamus, people could easily get into your house and steal your tater tots!'' Fella. there is no device that can perfectly capture my voice, and there won't ever be one good enough.
Secondly - how many of you are a fan of Pokémon? I heard there's a new one coming out called ''Pokémon Sum and Moon''
>slow claps
Really creative Nintendo. What's next? Pokémon ground and clouds? Shit and Seth Roll - no wait, that would be pretty much the same game.
Which brings me to the next thing - people often assume that since i am a handsome irish fella, my favourite type would be fire, pretty easy you'd think?
Well. no, here's the catch: my favourite Pokémon type is Water
Water is what contains in the Irish blood that runs through my veins
Water is the sweat of my brows after working hard to get where i am and staying there
Water is in the tears of any fella that tries to take me down, which i drink with pleasure
Water is in beer which i always drink after returning home, finding my keys, getting a beer, sit outside and look at the clouds above the glorious Irish skies and think to myself: ''Sheamus, you are one fucking awesome fella, fella''
Just wanted to get this off my chest. You fellas have a wonderfull weekend with the wife..or husband. Hey, i won't judge. If Seth Rollins isn't gay enough for the world, nothing is.
>drops mic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_LXLJGQUyw
>>2840257
Matoi
>>2840257
Mukuro
>>2840239
absolutely nothing
>>2840238
I'm not going anywhere, I still have a lot of food left from that group of losers that recruited us and died.
>>2840259
Kill yourself, Shion.
>>2840264
(You)
Also, stop fucking around with me as Minako.
Shit ain't cool, my nigga.
>>2840231
That's a shame, isn't it? I think most people are just jealous of you, Stockin'. Keep that in mind.
>>2840221
>allows
>>2840257
Ganon, Slaanesh, old Madotsuki
>>2840261
>If you don't care what people think of you, then there's no way for you to improve.
>Caring about what others think of you to begin with
Kill yourself.
>>2840257
Fun
>>2840263
Seriously though are you me?
>>2840257
The times that were less cancerous.
>>2840257
Money
>>2840238
Skipped a day of peace and the sirens are going out loud again... I can hear the military chiming in again, they really are keen on ensuring the demise of what is in here.
>>2840239
Not much. You got my back on Hikari Prevention games part 2? Or do I really have to make this a chainhost episode?
>>2840287
Please don't call me Stockin', Panty does that and it pisses me off to no end.
>>2840246
Good, good. This is the response I'm looking for.
>>2840253
I can't do something like that. The fans would start rioting.
Keep your head up though, alright?
>>2840263
I don't think I can do that. You've been keeping up right?
There may or may not be some dangerous girls headed your way some time soon.
>>2840291
What can I say, I'm a leg man.
Hips, and thighs, are essential.
>>2840275
Why?
>>2840285
>Is starting to play Persona 4
>Refusing to believe that Adachi's the killer
I JUST WANT TO BE SURPRISED AT THE TWIST DAMMIT
>>2840299
Gotta have something first in order to miss it.
>sends porn to the below poster
>>2840313
Because I love you.
>>2840309
CRAB-SAMA PLEASE, ENOUGH OF MY BONES ARE BROKEN!
>>2840309
Remove them too.
Remove it all.
Remove until all that's left is me and Darling.
>>2840305
I was only trying to lighten the mood, but sure. Are you feeling a little better, Stocking-san?
>>2840309
Don't forget to add paralysis venom. Always a hit with the fans.
>>2840281
Another day in the life of (You)kine, being a useless bitch.
Such is life.
>>2840302
Chainhost harder than Kamina ever could, I dare you.
>>2840317
Sorry pal, I wish I had gotten away with it.
I would have if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their bear.
>>2840317
>Believing on the "Adachi's the killer" meme.
>>2840302
I'm guessing...the angel.
>>2840321
I DO have money ya scallywag!
Or do you want me to start shitposting about that girl with the blue hair who hates being called a whale, again?
>>2840239
>Slaps his ass
>Rejects his advances
>You like this
>>2840262
I say it fits perfectly with how natural it comes. I find it hard to do a 'normal' grin.
>>2840302
Oh yeah I forgot to tell you all. This survival shit ends right now.
I'll make the winstuff later. I'll make sure that it's delivered to the one survivor. The helicopters are coming in to extract you.
>>2840352
Hang on, I'm calling in my 2nd option.
>>2840357
Izaya you australian cuck, you got next one mejt?
>>2840331
>>2840312
>>2840263
And there is this guy. He has all the pussy a man could wish for but for soem reason he refuses to give the ladies what they want. His tater tots together with his blood sausage.
Is he Chaste? Saving himself for marriage? Or is he gay? Who knows, maybe he is all three.
All that this fella knows is that he leads one messed up life.
>>2840321
>>2840312
Yup! And a nice personality doesn't hurt either, what's your preference on hair?
___ is a hypocrite.
>>2840264
fucking
k
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c
k
>>2840367
Blank wincard for now. Statistics coming up.
>>2840377
(Me) & (You)
>>2840367
Next what?
>>2840340
..A bit, I guess, I could go for a chocolate bar right about now.
>>2840377
Mr Krabs
I just ate a toothpick.
>>2840261
Then i wont, simple as. Ive tried improving numerous times and all attempts have failed.
>>2840251
People ethier love me, hate me or are completely neutral. Im an easy scapegoat, almost as much as jude was. You can aknowledge that people have strong opinions about you and still not care about it.
>>2840377
Literally everyone in hg
>>2840352
Atleast I'm not a whore like you
>>2840388
Hikari Prevention Game.
>>2839978
I'm sure that can be used to your advantage. Can't stack the whole deck in one's favor, but the closer, the better.
>>2840377
Oldfags
Hey, is it my turn now to host?
>>2840356
Yes actually I very muchly would like to hear that.
>>2840289
Everybody cares about what others think of them in some way. Whether they decide to do something about it is another thing.
>>2840331
Oh come on, you can handle it. What's three, four or five more, right?
I almost brought Oct back with you, but I felt that might've been a little much.
>>2840337
I don't think I can do that at all.
Chapters come out slow enough as it is.
>>2840343
It'll make for a good plot point, that's for sure.
I'll jot that note down.
>>2840413
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2840367
I shouldn't have guessed.
>>2840385
Congrats, you cowardly excuse of a squid.
Thanks for that little trial, there.
>>2840371
If I fucked them now I'd get arrested...
Trust me, if It was up to me, I'd be screwing each of them, every. single. fucking. day.
especially Miia.
hey should i go
>>2840385
Thank you for hosting!
>>2840385
Thanks for hostink ~de geso.
A STOVE IS A STOVE
>>2840357
>smacks ass
>does this repeatedly
>you think i'm smacking your ass
>but i'm actually smacking mine
>this surprises you
>you're in a state of shock
>you come to like this
>you die because you exploded and became a lake of blood and semen
>>2840367
Second option? I hope it's nothing like Plan B.
>>2840377
Adachi.
>>2840409
Your mom was a filthy whore that should have kept her legs closed and learned to swallow.
>>2840358
Oh, let me get a guide for that.
>goes away
>never returns
>>2840433
Do it Manning.
>>2840414
People underestimating me because of my *AHEM* cute appearance is one of their first mistakes they make with me.
>>2840377
Adachi. I mean really... Just look how buddy buddy he acts and then boom, Nanako-chan gets thrown into a TV. What a jerk.
>>2840391
>he pulls a swedish chocolate from within his gakuran and holds it out to her
You know, I could make some homemade chocolate... but you probably prefer the fancy stuff, right? You seem the type...
>>2840413
You want me to host? Are you a fucking idiot? I'm a fucking terrible host.
... I'll host after the next game I guess. Gonna make lunch and shit.
Chain host another game then I'll take over.
>>2840449
But if you're not smacking my ass...
And no one's smacking my ass...
Then who was phone?
>>2840020
who else am I gon lean on when times get rough
who's gonna talk to me on the phone till the sun comes up
who's gonna take your place there aint nobody better
Darn it
