Windol's Autistic Adventure.
Help this alien do his job in infiltrating worlds. Even gets to choose which world to invade.
>A. Average human world
>B. Bodacious fantasy land
>C. Cracked up dystopia
Bumping thread with the interior activity of his ship.
I'm feeling bodacious fantasy land
>>2839097
Going with B
>>2839195
>>2839243
Being the retard he is, Windol crashes upon the surface of the verdant forests of the area. His ship completely beyond function and his face succumbed in dirt.
>A. Stay in the dirt like the shitstain you are.
>B. Get up and be a man.
>C. Jerk off.
>>2839299
That dirt looks pretty comfy
>>2839386
A living creature comes by and inspects you, using a spare twig as a poking apparatus.
>A. Continue playing dead.
>B. Jump Scare.
>C. Fart.
>>2839299
A and c
>>2839548
The elf doesn't suspect the immobilbe Windol to secrete a deadly gas.
The elf accidentally inhales in an act of panic and quickly falls over.
>>2839759
What do with the unconscious elf?
>A. Loot.
>B. Leave and find civilization.
>C. Try to resuscitate
>D. Get frisky.
>>2839779
Rape it
>>2839779
>D. Get frisky.
Only because we love him.
>>2839779
D D D D D D
The ass was phat in a petite way. Should he continue on or relish this moment?
>A. move on.
>B. We need to go deeper.
>C. Kill the elf.
also captcha held me hostage
>>2840066
>A. move on
We can let back to syxing once we finish our business.
>>2840107
To preserve what little of integrity windol has, he leaves the elf in the forests' mercy. He continues through the forest, finding a nice lake nearby and a bridge crossing the body of water. There's also a nearby cottage before the lake.
>A. Cross the bridge
>B. Trace along the lake coast
>C. Check that house out
>>2840279
>C. Check that house out
Just saying: Lurking as well, but that other anon's doing a great job with the decisions.
>>2840324
Upon approaching the cottage, Windol hears foreign tongues clashing in conflict. He inches near the window and eaves drop on the female and male elves arguing.
"Where's the prince and princess?"
"They just went out for some fresh air, relax."
"They are the last of the line, you insolent winx!"
"Oh come on, they're just children. You can't keep them caged."
Thank goodness windol can understand them via convoluted reasons.
>A. Break in and start a home invasion
>B. Knock on the door with diplomatic purposes.
>C. Start a harmless fire on the house.
>>2840279
>>A. Cross the bridge
>>2840578
>>B. Knock on the door with diplomatic purposes.
>>2840578
>B. Knock on the door with diplomatic purposes.
>>2840615
>>2840644
Before Windol could knock on the door, the male elf quickly slammed the door open.
"By elune's grace!"
"What is it?"
"A short creature with a yellow helmet."
"A gnome?"
"Too tall. It doesn't reek of human either."
Windol remains standing, his fist still raised up to knock.
>A. Tell him of the elven child
>B. Punch him.
>C. Pretend to be salesman.
>>2840859
C. Pretend to be a salesman
>>2840859
>C. Pretend to be salesman.
>>2840894
>>2840924
You think of the things you can barter to the fine elven gentleman. Few of the which are the items you carry.
>A. Your healing gun.
>B. Grey putty. (Moldable glob that hardens, can be used to pick locks, make tools.)
>C. The ring you stole from the elf kid.
>>2841085
eh, who the fuck needs a healing gun? A.
>>2841170
The healing gun seems like a handy tool, especially to those who are technologically challenged. However upon whipping out the benevolent device, the elf male raises his hand in fear.
I guess they know what guns are.
>A. Try to explain the gun's use.
>B. Pistol whip him.
>C. Run away.
>>2841400
>A. Try to explain the gun's use.
>>2841428
>>2841446
You figure the best way to show this gun's use it to do it upon yourself. Windol rips apart his entire right arm from his shoulder joint, spraying his life essence onto the floor and over the elf man's face.
>>2841626
The elf is not enjoying this, he flees back into the cabin with your blood all over him.
You are now missing an arm.
>A. run after him while healing yourself
>B. leave
>C. Throw your arm at him.
>>2841626
Or maybe he's really soft.
>>2841687
Throw arm
>>2841687
>C. Throw arm at him
>>2841687
>C. Throw your arm at him.
>>2841770
>>2841793
>>2841768
The arm was thrown. A perfect pitch which would have been a dead on heat shot if not for the other elf catching the free flying arm.
"What sick nonsense is this?"
>A. Heal yourself
>B. Pull out penis
>C. Throw other arm.
>>2842021
>A. Heal yourself
This is how on my planet we say hello.
>>2842021
heal self
>>2842036
>>2842048
>>2842066
You were able to heal the disembodied arm but female elf moved like the wind, getting the upperhand and pinning windol down.
You eat the dirt floor once again, however this time with two soft fleshy sacs of fat rubbing against your lower back, radiating the sweet female odor upon your nostrils.
>A. "Endure it"
>B. Grab her head and flip her onto the ground and assume the dominant position
>C. Grab her breast from behind you.
>>2842538
>A. "Endure it"
>>2842538
be dom yo
>>2842789
>anons have spoken
You 'endure' the elven woman's dry humping, you can feel her soft lower lips through what feels like silk garter belts. She realizes that you're enjoying her rough treatment and decides to end it her way.
>>2842884
Lol, nice one.
>>2842884
>Elf Girl's pov
We tied the strange human creature to wooden planks, down in the basement. Councilor Mallien left to find the two royal brats while I'm in charge of interrogating the mysterious human.
I stripped him of his clothing, but I can't remove the helmet. To waken him from his slumber, I splashed icy water at his bare body. He simply opened his eyes as though a fly landed on his face, unfazed at all.
I need to get him spilling answers, He might know where the royal brats are at.
>A. Physically torture him.
>B. Verbally abuse him.
>C. Try to seduce him.
>>2842976
>C. Try to seduce him.
>>2842976
>no matter what we choose, Windol is into it and we end up seducing him anyway
>>2842990
>>2842999
You figure that his pain tolerance must be twice of an orc, to have simply rip off his own arm nonchalantly and blinking at frigid water boring through his skin, there is no point in trying fish an answer through physical pain.
He does however have what all men has, a penis. You sway your womanly round hips as you approach him, taking each step slowly and elegantly, one foot covering the other as you tiptoe towards your captor.
You place a hand against the wall, heaving your chest in front of his face right as you channel a spell. Commanding the air inside your clothing to suck inwards, turning your robe into a skin tight layer of cloth, showing off your body entirely to his eyes without ever stripping.
The captor's eyes are glued to your lewd act, it's working. Though it's working, you can't help but feel awfully dirty, as a captain of the sentinel troop, you hope no one you know ever finds out.
>A. Ask him if he knows where the children are.
>B. Ask who he is and how did he find the hideout
>C. Ask if he likes what he sees
Sorry for taking so long, dinner then drawing and writing take a while D;
>>2843534
That is a lie! My integrity is unshakeable!
>>2843617
>A. Ask him if he knows where the children are.
The most important choice
>>2843728
>>2843761
"Who are you? How did you get here?"
"I'm Lothar. I was fishing before being jumped by bandits. They took everything, including my horse."
He claims his name to be Lothar, lost his horse while fishing.
"Have you seen any elven children?"
"Nah. Are you missing your kids? Ya'll are shitty parents."
I can't tell what's more surprising, his amazing elven tongue or his extreme rudeness.
"Actually.. my mind is a little foggy. The bandits did knock me out pretty hard and getting knocked out a second time doesn't help. Maybe if I get something soft and bouncy mushed against my face, it'll help me remember."
And a pervert. What should I do?
>A. Hurt him.
>B. Threaten to break his device.
>C. Ask him something else.
>D. Play his little game. Give him a tease.
>>2843886
hurt him
>>2843886
>A. Hurt him.
>>2843886
>A
This is not gonna end well.
>>2844226
good
>>2844226
>>2843976
>>2843951
>>2843921
I'm fed up with this sloppy cream-skinned creature. Even if he could endure the worst pain, inflicting upon him for my sake is another thing entirely.
>Windol POV
I got the female elf agitated, she threw a swift jab, aiming for my wind pipe, but I got'er in a gator arm bar hold with my fucking legs. With. My. Legs.
I heard her bone crack, her arm nearly slipped out like the loose noodle it is, but my leg's muscle intensified, giving enough size to grip her like an anaconda.
Also it's pretty cool that her skin is rubbing against my cock. She did a good job sending all my blood flowing downstairs.
"Better not move this entire arm is coming off."
I used too much of my strength. If I continue on, I wan't have enough energy to maintain physical shape.
>A. Tell her to set you free.
>B. Kick her in the face.
>C. Ask her questions (Write specific ones.)
>D. Hump her hand and tell her to jerk you off.
>>2844376
"Better not move or else your entire arm is coming off."
Typing and drawing is hard all ofa sudden
>>2844376
D, for the D
:^)
>>2844376
>A. Tell her to set you free.
>>2844376
D
>>2844781
huh that's weird
>>2844849
M O O T
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>>2844868
wat
>>2844464
>>2844494
"Jerk my cyclops snake until is vomits gloop. That's the only way you're getting out. Or you could undo my shackles. However if you do the former, I'll stay right where I am. Decisions.."
Damn I sound cool.
>Elora's POV
Sick bastard. I've seen him torn off his own arm like it was nothing. I don't want to tempt him. His healing device seems to only work with him, and I doubt he'll be merciful to me after removing my limb.
Without any warning, humped against my face and squeezed his legs higher up my arm, solidifying his hold with his raging manhood across my nose.
I'll compromise. I leaned forward, my arm still twitched in agony but I forced an aroused face and softly kissed at his engorged pecker.
His grip slightly loosened, he has the upperhand, but like all men, his weakness is right in my jaws.
I could set him free with my other arm or continue to entice him and hope to slip out. But honestly I feel like shredding his cock.
>A. Lick against his schlonger and slip out of his grip. (Keeps him as prisoner but lowers her dignity.)
>B. Free him. (He goes free and her dignity remains intact.)
>C. Bite his cock off. (Risky)
>>2844950
>A. Lick against his schlonger and slip out of his grip. (Keeps him as prisoner but lowers her dignity.)
>>2844985
>>2845007
>>2845040
>Windol POV
"Awh shieet. This elf is gonna do it."
*crunch*
>And thus ends his first adventure. May the next clone have better luck than the last. For the end is never truly afoot for a Windol.
K really though, Gonna take a break here. Thanks for the few anons that played along.
Much love <3
Luv u
>>2845243
Love you
>>2845243
We've got a healing gun, man. A bit of dick dismemberment ain't shit.
thx bby
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