ERP thread
The big day edition
Everyone was slowly led into a large room, a wide path leading between two great pools of lava, a small podium at the end, with Lord Dominator standing at the side, wearing an elegant black dress, highlighted with flowing orange trimmings.
The dark magician slowly walked inside, at the opposite end, stepping forward, slowly making her way to the end of the long walkway.
The normally cruel dominatrix was struck with glee, watching her soon-to-be wife walking up to her, the two meeting after a moment.
The verdant green woman took her lover's hands together, standing just a bit taller than her, looking at her with her soft, loving crimson eyes.
The sturdy man behind the podium read off his lines, ending with the question, first asking the Dominator
"Do you, Lord Dominator, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
She replied without hesitation, giving a firm yes, the man then turning his head to The smaller but thicker woman
"Do you, Dark Magician Girl, take this alien to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
She gave the same reply, making it official, the pastor then finishing his speech, allowing the two to kiss, which they eagerly do, pressing their faces together passionately, forming an eternal bond between two lovers
Previous thread: >>2831781
>>2836198
>Hugging her titanic tush, he kept licking and kissing her asshole, eventually shoving his tongue as deep as he could inside, moaning at the flavor as his hips bucked, thrusting against her soft paws.
Nth for sleep!
The cringe is real here.
>>2836292
>>2836315
>Hee Hee Funny Maymay
Shut up and fuck
Nth for ignore the OP and continue as usual people. Don't encourage it.
(Time for hillarity)
>>2836174
S-sorry that I can't offer much down there
>>2836311
No sleep until you say something nice to me.
And in celebration, I'll personally be leading a massive orgy for anyone who wants to partake in a piece of me~
except for these two
>>2836292
>>2836315
>>2836329
>Meme for calling something that's unbearably cringy, cringy
Nice one m8. Go back to the Discord
>>2836275
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SYLVIA I TOLD YOU SHE FOUND SOMEONE TO LOVE! I KNEW SHE HAD GOODNESS IN HER I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!
>Ugh, okay; what the GLORP did I had in that Jellyfish pie?!?
>>2836341
>tfw no Shinobu ERPer
>or any lolis at all
>>2836344
Your gun looks really well maintained.
>>2836369
You can do better than that.
>>2836352
No thanks, if I want a piece of you (And I really do), I'll only try to get it solo.
>>2836208
Depends on what hmm?
>She extends her legs even further.
>>2836275
So that's how it's done... Now I know. Duly noted.
>>2836352
Even for free I'm not interested.
>>2836360
Oh hello wander.. that's your name right?
I do love this slut, she's just so perfect for me <3
>>2836388
>I want to start more drama
Fucking delete that you idiot, you're only going to stir up more shit and piss people off
>>2836392
I'll be there for you're special day too Jiro, thanks for everything!
>>2836390
Oh, I'll keep you in mind then~
>>2836232
>(Yep.
>>2836380
You are a marvel of mechanical and electrical engineering. Truly something that future models will have reach as a standard.
So like, are we posting here? In the other thread?
Um...cheers?
>>2836210
Aww, well aren't you a flatterer! Nice to meet you Tarzana!
>Iowa's palm covered her mouth to stifle a laugh. She found the little dance from the creature odd, having never seen anything quite like it before.
I've met a lot of odd creatures here, but never one like you! What are you, anyways? I don't mean offense!
>>2836248
I don't mind~! I keep it prim and proper for all my lovely students to use!
>While she wish she could do more Iowa just decided to let him have his fun. Simply being buried in the velvety cheeks was more than enough pleasure it seems. Maybe she should assist by lifting her hips up and down in small motions, which she most certainly did in an attempt to help out.
>>2836286
Dicks don't get like that on accident.
>Her callous boot gave it a knock with the side of her foot. It twirled in the breeze as she continued tapping lightly on it with the leathery wear. Fire nearly erupted from her gullet as she shot bullets at him with her eyes.
You were thinking something and I don't like it. Sit up. You're going to finish yourself off before going to back to class. Can't have you looking like that.
>Backing a foot or so away from him, Iowa propped her back against the locker and stared at him. Seems she was absolutely serious about him 'finishing himself off'.
>>2836341
Oh, that's okay Lord. I'm sure when you get older it'll be magnificent. Just make sure I'm around to see it. But for now!
>One hand disappeared into his white underwear. Soft, with just a tinge of roughness to them, hands fondled his shaft from within.
Hm hm, not too bad still!
>>2836388
Thank you for the rest of us to lay low from this autistic cringy bullshit like holy fuck your families must be wondering why they are cringing out of their skin for doing this
>>2836315
(We're used to it, it's not the first "wedding" thread)
>>2836174
>With renewed energy the teal haired idol continued his singing for the crowd with a twinkling smile
-Hours later-
>He walked back to his dressing room whistling idly as he opened the door, having almost forgotten he had a busty blonde groupie of sorts waiting for him
>>2836439
Just wait and see which thread ends up being the most active one.
>>2836439
This one. Lower post count wins every time. If people get too salty, we move at page 10.
>>2836413
>the proud sergal beast gave the fellow alien a formal bow and a warm smile. His eyes told her everything she needed to hear, a look of hope for her future with her new wife the magician, and a glint of congratulations. That done, the predator walked back into the shadows, his ultimate curiosity in how the ritual of marriage was performed at last satisfied.
>>2836391
I-it really depends on my mood.
>Her eyes were locked on the female's legs,
Oh no..
>>2836294
>she exhales softly, her puffy mound lips pressing hard against his groin as a paw darted down, sliding against his stomach before meeting his buckle. She pressed her buxom chest harder against him as she swung her hips a little, her plush, huge ass grinding against him. Her head coiled down, her voice almost inaudible as she whispered
Oh stop it dear, look at you~ I dont know whether to swoon or drool over this thing down here..~
>>2836306
Mrrrn, g-good boy~
>she bounced and grinded harder, a free hand pulling at one of her fat cheeks so her could bury himself deeper between her hot, heavy cheeks. Her toying turned more adamant, stroking at his member with each bounce
>>2836439
depends, do you want an entire thread to be in character for LD and DMG's little ego masterbatory session?
>>2836432
At least you appreciate the perfection that is the Scopedog.
>>2836413
Oh, Sylvia she's even calling her cute little names! Congratulations on coming over to the bright side, Miss Dominator! Hope your future is a bright, happy and merry one!
>Yeah, he knows squat about that whole "boink-boink" thing, but if getting your overdone muffin munched on means you'll stay out of our hairs than so be it...
>seeyouneverandneverspeaktomeormyfriendeveragain. *Rushes off with Wander in tow via orbble jucie, but Wander comes back after somehow escaping*
Aw, come on Sylvia! There's a reception with lots of food!
...
>>2836423
(I wanna do a lewd scenario with you the involves tight/clothing too small on her THICK bod but I dont know where to begin)
>>2836451
Yeah people should stick to non-cringey stuff like just pretending to be fictional characters having sex with each other.
>>2836198
>Rubbing his dick a bit more, he places his hands on the cats massive, soft ass. Giving it a strong grab, fingers sinking into the plush cheeks, he presses his fat tip inbetween her asscheeks, working it deeper in to find her tight hole.
>>2836158
Well actually, I was going to ask about that. Specifically, how are we going to do this?
>He says this while rubbing his swollen dick still, eyeing the curves of the smaller girl with a grin.
>>2836275
>DMG isn't even on.
>MFW I know shit will go down soon leading to a divorice.
>>2836454
>Not expecting it to take so long, Iowa had gotten comfortable laying on his bed within the corner of the room. Slowly her chest rises up and down, peacefully sleeping away. Seems she decided to take a nap as she waited for her good friend.
>>2836494
which works, its ERP and its self contained as oppose to trying to drag everyone into a in character wedding for your in character relationship which is so fucking cringy
Oh shit boys
>>2836447
I will!
W-what's the first step?
>An audible peep escapes his mouth, signifying the onset of pleasure
>>2836447
I wish I could play with your butt every day!
>Iowa's motions did indeed help anon, now his motions were smoother than ever. He slid between the cheeks as fast as he could, easily pleasuring his stiff cock with their softness.He felt a pressure welling up inside him, he knew this wouldn't last much longer.
Iowa..I...I'm gonna cum!
How lovely! Congratulations!
>the magician gathered a bit of magic about him and he threw four of his hands up into the air, sending dots of light to explode and shower the just married couple in a dazzling rain of glitter and confetti, while the middle set of hands clapped happily in congratulations for them
>>2836447
>the arachnoid slowed his jig down until he was simply floating in front of the woman. The smile on his face grew a bit wider at hearing her stifled laughter, taking it as a sign of endearment rather than mocking his strange little dance. While his white eyes locked with those of the woman, the orange ones on top of his head took in her form, her shapely body and he couldn't help but rub one pair of his hands together
I am a spiderling magican! A boy sorcerer, that's what I am! I came here to meet lovely ladies like you!
WILL SUZY BE HERE TODAY?
Maybe she should make an email..
>>2836488
What's wrong?
>>2836447
>>2835486
(Back for now! Just had to eat.)
>Scout couldn't help but giggle a bit in pride as he went closer to her, his hands now holding onto her sweet hips as he soon fell on top of her, kissing and feeling up her body, pulling his lips off of her reluctantly for air.
Ah; you're so sweet, captain...
Holy shit guys
I think we really just pissed dom off
>>2836473
>Anon just speeds up, his face sinking deeper into her glorious ass, tonguefucking her vigorously while thrusting his hips over and over, his shaft leaking precum freely into her hands- he's close.
There sure was a lot less complaining for the Trixie x Peach wedding...
>>2836562
That took half an hour?
>>2836573
Exactly, why does everyone hate DMG and LD so much when they come here MUCH more often?
>>2836472
So you've said... is the eye candy too much for you?
>>2836473
>he lets go of her nipple to look at her, grinning, and gives her impressive ass another squeeze
Making a kitty like you swoon would be something to be pretty proud of.
But could you at least get my "thing" out? My pants are starting to feel a little tight~
>>2836562
LMAO
YES PLEASE LEAVE
*touches everyone's butts*
>>2836562
>LD fucking BTFO
>>2836562
lol
>>2836509
(Come now, it's a concert what'd she expect?)
>Miku peered through the door way and let out an audible gasp at the sight of the guest on his bed
O-Oh, it's Miss Iowa!
>He quietly walked over with his hands behind his back and hovered over her, looking her over
>>2836592
because more people hate LD for the whole 'controlling the person they play with' thing and i mean we got dommy to leave twice because they pop autistic blood vessels so much
>>2836596
..... Y-yes, it's driving me crazy b-but I don't want to do anything that would anger you.
>>2836352
Oh?
It'd be an honor to get a piece of the bride on her wedding day~
>>2836562
kek
get Gilgamesh in here
>>2836641
don't forget dark link
>>2836556
Nothing.
>>2836652
Those hips...
>>2836562
Thats a bit cold hearted of you guys.
What's up mongrels?! Where are those shotas?
>>2836562
Wow, how unexpected for some who has a lot of people who don't like them to get a lot of replies bashing on them for typing something like this out?
>>2836652
Mmm all right then. Hope you are having a good day anyway
>>2836696
Hey Kurisu, do you do any fucking in these threads?
>>2836562
What did she expect.
Trixie and Peach's went over better because neither of them are so easily baited, and they weren't overbearing about it either
>>2836696
you know, that reply alone has made me happy your back
I came back and you guys instantly started shitposting one of the best RPers here
wow
fucking shame on you all
I'll be back when the kids have gone to bed
>>2836447
>Panic began to wash through him as she called him on his obvious bluff, mainly caused by his initial shock, but a complete bluff nonetheless. His mind quickly racing to place something together, he decided on the tried-and-true blunt method.
Alright, it wasn't an accident! I accidentally caught a-
>His words were cut off with a pleasured grunt upon the firm knock to his pulsing shaft, a strong reflexive twitch rocking the towering organ in response as she settled herself back against a locker.
>Tired of the interruptions, his fingers claw against nothing on the smooth tiled ground, his eyes locking onto hers as he gathers himself and speaks bluntly.
I accidentally caught a glimpse of your panties, alright...
>That firm determination he had tapered off as he went on, each word becoming quieter than the last as they poured from his mouth, the feeling made worse by her final barked demand.
And there's no way I'd be able to...
>>2836562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFunZpREWw0
>>2836669
What about them?
>>2836706
Thanks.
Good afternoon everyone
>>2836731
>one of the best RPers here
>>2836490
>(The other anon seems to be gone, if he's here say so, otherwise feel free to take over with the "test" of seeing how tight he can get her clothes before breaking.
>>2836682
Your younger self and that spider are here. Take out Dommy as well, she's cancer.
>>2836275
>The verdant green woman
Congratulations, nonetheless.
>ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-g48ZYZeZI
>>2836731
Don't forget to tuck in LD.
>>2836745
Hey Princess!
>>2836495
>her arm dashed around, pulling a thick cheek to the side so both of her tight, needy pink holes winked at him. His cock slid hard up against them as she pushed back into him, her other paw grabbing against the wall to steady herself
Which of my naughty holes are you going to plug, darling?~ I'm all youuurs~
>>2836563
Come on cutie~ Shoot that thick, lewd load for me~ Show me how much my big, fat butt turned you on, show me how devoted you are to it~
>she bounced faster, feeling his nose press hard against her as his tongue squirmed inside of her, a trail of lewd juices running down his chin as her huge ass slammed down onto him over and over
>>2836602
>she purred and finally freed him, his thick length slapping against her pink lips as she suddenly, forcefully slammed her chest against him, pinning him back. She began to slide up and down, grinding her thick thighs against his shaft as she smothered him in her huge, erotic mammaries
>>2836771
Savage.
>>2836562
topkek. This is why I visit these threads. Cringe and drama are the best.
>>2836637
Oh? you're very kind to not just do your way better then some.
>>2836767
(That pic, hnhnnhnhnhnhnh)
>the other anon comes forward and hands the shortstack a pile of clothes, folded neatly; a pair of small, black shorts and a tight shirt.
I think this is the test he had in mind, if you're not comfortable changing in front of me I'll turn away! Just put those on, please
Who wants to marry me?!
>>2836826
NOT CHARA!
>>2836715
No. I'm a useless piece of shit.
>>2836722
I'm just so amazed at how it wasn't expected, or why they even thought to do it in the first place.
>>2836771
Brutal.
Fuck it, ya know
I'll fucking take my anger out on some idiot's tiny cock later, I need a break right now
I can't believe you fucking assholes
>>2836562
That is an odd tint.
>>2836781
>With a muffled whimper, he sunk his tongue as deep as he could, his shaft erupting as ropes of cum splattered all over Purugly's delicious, thick body.
>>2836731
>Dom
>Best RPer
I actually contest. I saw Ribbon play a situation where she actually gets her ass bit, when was the last time Dom did that to her "precious babe"?
That said, if they RP a divorce here, I'll go ahead and say "Touche", but until then, I'm saying that the cum fairy is better on the basis of not abandoning RPs that isn't going in their character mary sue's favor.
>>2836850
>I can't believe you fucking assholes
Really? You really can't?
>>2836812
>Her eyes trail up the female's legs, now looking at er breast which her shirt barely even covered.
R-really? Well, I think it's only common to be polite instead of just jumping in.
>>2836826
So...cute...
Chose quite the day be around all day for a Friday I guess.
Maybe I'll play some video games and watch the blaze from afar.
>>2836771
Oh, hey you.
Happen to get that thing?
>>2836850
>idiot's tiny cock later
Better take it out on your own. Use your tears as lube
>>2836843
they planned this for a while, even proposed in thread because people forget rule number one
"dont get attached"
>>2836850
Later nerd
>>2836850
You're on 4chan. Fucking 4chan. Grow a thicker skin.
>>2836868
>I know I'll shitpost more xddd
You are the fucking problem here
>>2836826
Let's fucking do it
The funny thing is DMG is probably just playing Dark Souls right now and doesn't even care.
>>2836850
>force your ooc character romance shit
>bitch when everyone finds it cringey to hell and back
Wew
>>2836887
probably
kek
>>2836848
Oh.
Thank you.
>>2836527
First step is relaxing...I'm gonna get you ready.
>Slowly Iowa rubbed and caressed his little member as though it was no big deal. She hummed as she continued rocking her head back and forth atop him, simply listening to his cries.
>>2836542
Ah, from that? Please! Cum onto my back!
>Pushing through the crevice, Iowa could feel the rough thrusts and trembling searing shaft travel along the length of her crack, even passing by her backdoor once or twice. She moaned in pleasure, though not being directly stimulated, it still sped her heart up and messed with her head.
>>2836547
>Iowa's gaze continued to look up and down attempting to identify which of the pair of orbs facing her was his eyes. She ultimately, wrongly, settled on the yellow ones on his hair.
A magician? Ahaha....
>Softly under her breath, she whispered "...more magic...."
...ahaha, anyways! Nice to meet you! I know another magician like yourself, but he's a bit more human and hair blue hair. Came to meet women though? How old are you? And you know I'm human, right?
>A nail dug into the top of her head, a bit confused but still charmed by his honesty.
>>2836558
Ehehe~! Sweet as can be, you know! You're too much though...continue...
>With each little touch of her curvaceous body, Iowa would push her skin further into him. Her larger hand worked it's way down to his length, giving it a slight tug as she let another delightful moan escape.
>>2836628
(Hey, Iowa might be intelligent but she's not wise!)
>The sudden noise woke the lightly sleeping Iowa, who immediately recoiled upwards shouting something about Jackson and a man in his tub.
Asawha! Hm?
>She rubbed her eyes, giving off a small yawn.
Oh..Miku! Or...wait, is that still your name? Sorry, sorta dozed off there. Not much to do back here...guess I overestimated! Sorry!
>>2836761
>>2836778
>>2836857
You know, I actually came back from earlier planning on getting to the anons I missed but holy shit you fucking manchildren can't stop shitposting
This is honestly embarrassing
>>2836913
I want to breed that.
>>2836734
No way you'd be able to? What, your arms stop working after that? And even after admitting you looked up my skirt...
>She knew he his limbs must have been on fire from her little punishment, but it did little to deter her from demanding her finish. She probably could've had him do even more, considering what he just admitted, but instead she just looked into the bright lights above trying to avoid everything but looking at his member.
If you don't finish it, you're going back in there naked. Unless...you don't honestly think I would finish you?
>>2836780
Hello Pinkie dear!
>>2836850
( >hugs )
>>2836913
Well now....Hello Maud
>>2836781
>he moans happily as she pins him with her weight and buries his face with her fat bosom, enjoying that wonderful soft flesh, and his erect length twitches excitedly against her soft body while his hands keep groping her rear end and clinging to her as she grinds against him
>>2836921
>not responding to the valid criticism and only replying to the shitposts
could dom be new-e at this rate? new nue
>>2836925
Are we going to party?
>>2836885
>>2836826
Chara, do you take Silica to be your wedded wife, to live together in marriage? Do you promise to love her, comfort her, honor and keep her for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and health, and forsaking all others, be faithful only to her, feeding her your cummies for as long as you both shall live?
>>2836781
>Eyeing her puffy lips and tight butthole, he presses the tip a bit harder into her ass, poking inside of her tight asshole.
Mmh, I think ill go with your fat ass. I hope you're ready to put on some weight after I am done pumping you full of my seed.
>>2836945
I'm only responding to those who respond to me
It really goes to show the maturity levels here when all I'm getting are shitposts
>>2836918
Hnnnnngh...
>>2836868
Metal as fuck.
>>2836850
I feel like I don't even need to type anything. There's so many issues here with this BabyRage that it speaks for itself.
>>2836870
Planned? Where is DMG then?
And of course don't get attached. So many forget that simple rule.
>>2836855
Oh my, so quick!~ How flattering, is my big, naughty butt really that g-good?~
>she slowed down, milking his cock for a few more seconds as her body drooled with thick, gooey cum. She slowly raised herself off his face, strands of spit, sweat and juices trailing from her abused hole
>>2836934
I dont know if you like my heavy sweaty tits or fat ass more, darling~ Look how eager you are..
>she continued her assault, sliding up against him as he moaned and drooled between her meaty chest.
>>2836957
Make me nice and fat, you big boy~
>she groaned against him, already trying to push his rod into her tight hole, her huge ass jiggling against him as her heavy chest swung below
>>2836913
A+++++ thighs and ass, I'm sweating
>>2836974
p-please go out w-with me!
>>2836918
(Those flag bikinis are my secret weakness fuck)
Wah!!
>He fell backwards onto his little bottom with a surprised expression and a hand on his chest, not at all expecting her to be such a light sleeper
Jack-what??
>He quickly shook his head and looked up at her
Y-You can still call me Miku if you want, that's fine. Did I keep you waiting?
>>2836918
'Ey, ya' worth it in every way~!
>Feeling her body rub against his shaft, especially her hand, he moaned out in ecstasy, thrusting into her hand gently yet playfully.
Oh, fuck; I think I have a idea where this is better suited for you~
>>2836967
You okay there, Lord? I'm not hurting you, am I?
>She giggles above
>>2836974
i almost got attacked once, so i decided to stop talking to them and talk to others, and DMG is probably too busy with dark souls... you are also perfectly IC for kurisu's cynicism and its perfect and hot
>>2836918
>the orange orbs the woman settled on were, despite the pupil shape and design being so different from humans, on her very generous chest, eyeing them with great interest. The white ones on his face shifted a bit when she mentioned another magician and they glowed a bit more in excitement.
Another magician? Oh, I love meeting other magi like myself! It's always so fun exchanging spells and such! Yes, yes, I know you're human, and you're a very delightful specimen of human, I may add!
>the boy brought a hand up to his lips as he giggled at his compliment, obviously dodging the question of his age, as he began to float around her, wanting to take in every curve of her body, his floating hands showing just how much he was enjoying the sight of her as they shook with a repressed need to reach out and touch her
>>2836977
>He's breathing heavily, smiling at her, dick still hard.
You're- You have the most perfect ass I've ever seen, and I want to breed you so much you'll be too pregnant to move!
>>2836996
He's literally saying exactly what the other two said with an even worse meme picture
You actually think I'm going to take an expand dong meme seriously?
>>2836951
In so many ways Pinkie.....In so many...Many ways~
>>2836864
At least you know to be decent and with that I thank you. it might be a different feeling when dealing with others if you can understand that.
>>2836885
>>2836954
>She looks at Chara with teary eyes, waiting for a response
>Silica x Chara cucks LD x DMG
I love it
Please say yes Chara!
>>2837050
I can't wait~
>>2837031
*attached
>>2837059
>>2836954
>>2836885
CRINGE WOW KILL URSELFS xxxD
>>2837030
I-I'm just not used to this feeling!
>Overwhelmed by pleasure, Gil throws his head back as he fights the urge in his crotch
>>2837085
I still want your fat green ass on my face
>I'll handle both.
>>2836495
Do... what? I was thinking... Uh, simple thing before we go into something that I might get carried away at... Can you cum at will? No?... Uuuh...
>Obviously, no. His answer, etc.
Uuuh, okay. Now I wonder what comes out with the sperm... Mind if I do a live test?
>>2836820
>She looked those over, checking out the shirt specifically first.
Uuuh... This barely looks like it'd fit me...
>>2836922
>>2836955
>>2836994
I appreciate the compliments.
>>2836925
Hello, Princess Celestia.
>>2837072
>encouraging two literal shitposters instead of two of the best RPers here who actually care about eachother
wow
>>2837080
Neither can I!~
>>2837085
Anally annihilated.
>>2837085
Okay, that was good.
>>2837085
BREH
>>2836918
>Anon's rough thrusts were now reaching their peak and his cock began to pulse with what was about to come.
Y-yes miss Iowa!
>With one final thrust through her ass Anon's cock released a load right onto Iowa's back. Anon was shaking with pleasure as his cock shot out the thick liquid onto Iowa's back
Oh god!
>>2837085
Hey man, why you can't you just let them have this moment?
>>2837111
DUDE MEMED
>>2837099
Thats part of the test, just try them on
>the anon raised his hands infront of his eyes, parting his fingers a little to peek through
>>2837107
>LD and DMG
>best RPers
You're not even trying anymore
>>2837085
At least both partners are there for the wedding.
>>2836923
(Need to go get something to eat real quick. So sorry if the next post is delayed.)
>>2836977
>he struggles to jerk his head up and out of her breasts, and immediately inhales deeply as if he was drowning, while his hands continue their work of sinking his fingers into the soft cheeks of her sizeable ass
I love both! I love your whole body! So big, so soft, so sexy...!
>he grinds his hips, desperately underneath her weight, against her and presses his hard shaft into the lips of her pussy
... but please don't tease me like this anymore! I need my dick inside you, I need to drain myself in this amazing body...!
>>2836954
>>2837059
I do~
>She grabbed Silica bringing her into a forceful kiss
>>2837105
So are you just here to make my dick rock HARD at the sight of that fat ass, or something more? Because I'm ok with both
>>2837134
Both are active as hell and actually ERP nearly fucking daily while chara comes in and makes a shitpost about le CAN I HABE SOULS PLS XXXD
if you seriously think that shit is better than LD or DMG then you should actually legitimately die
T b h family
the guy posting shota gilgamesh is this threads only good thing right now
keep posting him
I want to fuck him
>>2836998
I would never go out with scum such as you.
>>2837031
At least you were smart enough to not talk to them. Thank you for the compliments, I will only berate you slightly now.
>>2837105
Maud, could I please spank your delicious, jiggly behind?
>>2837057
Others? What do you mean by the others? There are a lot of people here so just saying others can't really narrow it down.
>>2837093
Talk to me in the discord then, I'm not even going to fucking try lewding in this shithole
I'm not into scat and there's a ton of shitposting here
>>2837085
LITERAL RAGETYPING
>>2837105
You're very welcome. Now, CAN I breed that?
>>2837150
>>2837059
Silica, do you take Chara to be your wedded wife to live together in marriage? Do you promise to love her, comfort her, honor and keep her for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and health and forsaking all others, be faithful only to her, and never hide her chocolate so long as you both shall live?
>>2837150
>>2837059
>>2836954
uh...
i'm not going to have to escort you guys to the bone zone for the honeymoon, right? you two know where that it?
>>2837048
... I even said a clause that would make me retract my statement and say "Okay, she could be as good, if not better, than the fairy". You just don't want to do anything other than shitpost the threat, likely until the thread passes.
>>2837108
That Maud seems to be in heat. perhaps a quick penetration would be in order.
>>2837159
im just another anon so i know that offer means nothing, but i got to kiss your tummy last thread and i hope to erp with you sometime when your not busy with steam erp
Any available cumsluts~
>>2837176
can you stop I'm getting secondhand embarrassment
>>2837125
Pooper pained.
>>2837198
>>2837043
Ah, do you want a round two?~ Are you that eager to pump me full of this delicious seed?
>she moved down and slammed her heavy, drooling ass against his stomach, sucking her paw as her cheeks nearly smothered his frame completely
>>2837147
Thats all I needed to hear, darling..
>she raised her heavy, thick lower half slightly before pushing his throbbing rod between her puffy, fat lips. It slid in with a little force, her thickness jiggling as she slid down onto him, purring and whining. She pushed against him harder, pinning him down with all her might as she shoved her heavy, spit-covered tits against his face again
>>2837198
Always~
>>2837176
I OBJECT!
>>2837199
We get it, LD, you're butt blasted
>>2837198
>>2837195
You're still missing the point
It's a shitpost, I'm treating it as such
>>2837198
Not available
>>2837004
(My arrow pierces through every heart in any way I can find~!)
>Shaking the drowse off, Iowa met his look downwards. She snickered at the boy falling over, quickly hopping off the bed to help him upwards.
Up you go...and there we go.
>Pulling him to his feet, she gave his bottom a quick brush to get the dirt off.
Alright Miku. I'm not sure how long, but it's fine. You have adoring fans to perform for!
>>2837018
Hmm? Let's hear it then you fiend....
>Coyly she played on his words, interested in dragging him further along, though she knew well what he had in mind. As he lay above, she slowly guided him right towards her entrance.
Let me know how hot or cold I am on the guess...
>>2837032
Hey, where are you looking~! And yeah, I'm sure he'll show up eventually. Something about watermelons will get his attention.
>She watched the spriteful spider dash around her, her eyes got a tad bit dizzy unable to keep up. Feeling nauseous as she was easily tripped up, Iowa fell over and onto the ground, landing right on her behind.
Ow ow ow....
>Looking at her small bruise, she looked over her shoulder towards her ass.
>>2837092
That's alright Lord, it just shows you love me.
>Finally lifting her head off of his little head, she ducks downward to rub her cheek against Gil's cheek.
Is there anything you wanted from me?
>>2837122
Ahh....
>Letting out a long, drawn out sigh, Iowa felt the white substance cover her exposed back. She giggled in surprise, happy to do anything for her students.
There there...did you enjoy it now?
>>2837142
(Take all the time you need!)
>Mfw the threads highlights nowadays is just the usual stream of DMG x Womyn weddings with some faggot fucking with the party.
>Mfw my plan to ruin the threads have gone perfectly with shitpost after shitpost
>>2837219
Oops~
>>2837241
>>2837241
hehe mom look I made another shitpost
I do it for the lulz xdddD!!!1!!1!
>>2837228
>i have a point here you should respond to
>it doesn't say im amazing so its a shitpost
it astounds me that you dont know why people hate you
>>2837176
I object!!! Chara shouldn't be married!
MEEEEME OOOOON
MEEEEME OOOOON
MEME UNTIL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
MEEEEME OOOOON
MEEEEME OOOOON
>>2837208
That's a dick-thirsty stare if I've ever seen one.
>>2837105
It's nice to see you dear
>>2837196
Oh I agree
>>2837237
i want to eat your toenails PLEASE LE ME GET AT THOSE SMELLY NAILS YOU'VE FUCKED PEOPLE WITH FUHUHUHUH
>>2837237
>the spiderling cackled, not out of mockery that the woman fell, but because he had the voluptuous woman in a prime position for him to get a good look at her. A very, very, good look. The way she ended up when she fell permitted the spiderling to gander at her more private areas, practically out on display. The sight of it tantalized him, and caused his erection to peek out of his coat, the arachnid member, remotely human in shape, quivering when it came out to grew the woman and being touched by the cold air
Yes, yes, I'm sure I will meet him in time, but for now, I'm entirely focused on you~
>>2837237
C-could you use your breasts?
They felt really soft whenever you rubbed them against me.
>>2837105
Hey there Maud, didn't you you were...slated...to be here.
>>2837150
>>2837176
I do, I do!
>Silica embraces Chara, wrapping her arms around her tightly and kissing her back
>>2837222
>>2837277
>>2837341
>>2837302
uh...
i object, i guess. on grounds that i'm not the priest.
can i at least judge these people?
>>2837339
>rping KoGil
>rping KoGil like that
Just play a regular shota
>>2837130
Ah, okay.
>She tries to put it on the normal way she does... And utterly fails. The neck part isn't stretching as much as she normally is used to. She simply rips the neck part and puts it on anyway, the shirt squeezing past her butt and tits to get onto her. It barely fits, but she's got it on. Her curves were easily visible in the shirt. The pants were a lot easier to put on, but also barely fits on her, her cute bubble butt's crack visible as well, if only as a small dent.
>>2837400
Don't blame him for his laziness, goof! He's experienced a lot.
>>2837400
oh well, no use GRAVELING now.
so, uh...
could >>2837222 step forward, as she was first?
>>2837237
>Anon's face is one of blissful contentment
Yuh...yuh huh
>>2837398
at least he's less cringeworthy than you cringemesh
>>2837362
>>2837400
>She ends the kiss with a frustrated look
What the hell?
If you can guess which avatar I am I'll post irl pics of me
>>2837219
>>2837247
>he moans deeply, exhaling a long, deep breath of pleasure as he feels his yearning cock be engulfed by her soft lips and then wet loving, walls until he's completely inside her
Ooooh yesss~...
>his hands finally let go of her rear and embrace her in a tender hug while he kisses, licks, and basically fondles her breasts with his mouth, eagerly feeling and tasting her motherly mammaries with his member throbs happily inside her
>>2837341
I object on the behalf of Chara. Chara should be free for everyone to snuggle and kiss, or be slaughter by her giving her their soul.
>>2837439
Are you just shitposting for the sake of shitposting?
>>2837415
>he lowered his hands, trying to hide his oggling as he nodded. His pants strained with the sight of the thick cutie, stretching the far too small clothing enough to see every curve and dent.
Very good, can you breath fine? I hope its not too...uncomfortable. Try moving around, squatting, bending over, sitting down, running.
>>2837237
>With each stroke, his breathes deepened, his hands gripping onto her shoulders tighter and tighter.
Oh, fuck yes; hotter, miss Iowa! hotter!
>He was just a few decibels off shouting it, his head thrown back with his sex drive on high.
>>2837439
You know that's not me mongrel, but he's right even if he's my lesser half.
>>2837237
(Curse you~!)
>A light blush tinged across his cheeks as he took her hand and accepted her help up with a "Hup!" and tensed slightly as she brushed him off. This change in his body certainly has instilled some different feelings in him.
Well, some American singer named Elesa or Lady Gaga or something is performing now, so I have some time to spend with you.
>He looked up at the taller woman with a modest smile
>>2837459
fuck off Cringemesh
>>2837151
>make my dick rock HARD
I was just on my way back to the rock farm.
I don't know if you know this, but I'm very passionate about rocks.
>>2837164
Yes.
>>2837174
You can try.
>>2837317
Thanks, Princess. I'm happy to see you too.
>>2837360
That was a very clever pun, Anon.
>>2837359
>she crawled off him, her wide ass high in the air as she swayed on all fours, tail springing and bouncing
Pump me silly, darling~ Knock my fat ass up~
>>2837455
>she bounces hard against him, clearly eager to get him to fill her up as her paws dig into his shoulders. The heavy, lewd noise of her gigantic ass slamming against his lap almost drowns out their combined groans and her purrs, her heavy, hot chest sweating and drooling against him
. . .
>>2837507
Oh really? I've got a very special one then, how about you bring that huge, perfect fat ass over here so I can show you a really special rock
>he sits down and beckons her over
>>2837400
>>2837434
I object on the ground that.. I am accusing Silica of being a WHORE!
We had a wedding planned, we've been in love for years! NOW I CATCH HER HERE TRYING TO MARRY SOMEONE ELSE!
>>2837457
well, if people really want to commit suicide by soul donation, i guess it could be okay...
>>2837431
uh...
thanks, kiddo. but i'm okay; really...
>>2837443
>Teleports to her side quickly.
don't worry kid; you'll be walking out as a bride.
>Teleports back to his stand.
>>2837492
so, uh...
looks like chara is now gonna be charaished by her new wife.
i say chara can get it on with silica and her silcia hair.
...well; i'm going to grillbys.
>Walks off; vanishing from sight.
...by the way, you guys are all out of ketchup.
>>2837520
Wanna get married too?
>>2837552
I'm starting to think that maybe this guy isn't actually a judge...
>>2837558
Let's not join in on the funposting, mechanon.
...that being said, I'd marry Teto.
>2016
>Caring about how others play their characters
If LD wants to get married
let her desu
>>2837542
>Teleports back in.
oh; well...
uh, do you have any documentation of it, or is it all lies?
>>2837567
actually, i'm a merchant. i'm selling fried snow for 5 gold pieces. want in?
>>2837582
this desu
>>2837099
Cum at will? I mean... maybe.
>A puzzled expression comes over his face, before focusing back on reality.
I guess we can just skip that part for now. Go ahead.
>He beckons the girl to come forward, other hand holding his cock straight out for her.
>>2836977
>His eyes widen as this womans fat, warm ass rubs against his dick. She clearly wants him, so he obliges, pulling himself back before thrusting forcefully into her rear, parting her tight pucker as he slides about a third of his dick into her.
Nngh... so tight. I'm gonna enjoy this.
>Pulling back a bit, his tip just barely keeping her spread, he slams back in, forcing more of his thick cock into her.
>>2837326
>Staying on the ground, she let out an audible peep as his budding cock poked it's way out of his jacket. A curious eyebrow raised itself, although she certainly didn't make any moves to escape.
Entirely on me, hm? And what exactly can you do like that? I'd be interested to see your magic.
>Something told Iowa to spur him on a bit further. Her legs perpendicular to the ground spread to either end, giving the little being a less subtle glance beneath her skirt.
>>2837339
Hm? In what way? Like this?
>Her resting chest had already been at his shoulders. She a push forward, he found the back of his head now resting within her soft cleavage.
You can be a bit more commanding, Lord. Work on being a leader. Plus I'm not frail you know.
>>2837480
So easy to push around...ehehe~
>She traced his swollen head around her nether lips, rocking him back and forth tantalizing his lecherous mind before finally slipping him within the warm and wet folds.
Like that?
>>2837497
(Foiled again!)
Ah, really? Upstaged by some American huss-oh wait forget that. Anyways, how much time you want to kill? I'd love to spend our time a little bit closer, you know. Maybe looking over that new form of yours.
>>2837511
>Smiling widely, anon quickly got up, grabbing that massive ass with both hands, rubbing it eagerly before positioning his shaft and thrusting into Purugly's hot, yummy cunt.
>>2837542
>>2837584
Lies! All lies!
>>2837572
>>2837507
W-what else could I do to your amazing ass, Maud?
>>2837511
>he groans happily as she bounces heavily on him, his lips latching on to a fat nipple and clinging to it while his arms hold her tightly against him and pull her down in sync with her ride, encouraging her
>his swollen member is hard as wood and impales her cunt like a spear, penetrating her easily and deeply over and over
Mmm... oh god, I love it...!
>>2837614
>>2837584
She's a god damned WHORE!
>>2835201
>>2837656
WHORE!
>>2837542
>>2837584
>>2837614
Now that all the bullshit objections are out of the way, can we get this over with?
>>2837604
>He clears his throat, allowing a direct tone to pass
Let me stick in between them!
>>2837656
That wasn't me! That's an impostor!
>Stumbling in she trips over her own feet, gripping a large black bottle of Kracken rum, giggling at her own missteps she raises the bottle and howls
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo~ Wedding!
>>2837604
Oh ho~ You'd like to see my magic do you? I'll give you a taste then while also preparing you for me, like the fine delicacy you are!
>the spider boy cackled as two of his hands reached out forward a bit, each one glowing with energy. His eyes furrowed with a bit of concentration and there came an incredibly mischievous glow about the orange eyes on his forehead as he enacted a spell of levitation to lift the woman up into the air. Invisible hands gently brought the woman upwards so that her nethers could be level with the boy's abdomen, where his arachnid cock could be seeing quivering in anticipation. Then a second set went forward, they too glowing with a different shade of purple magic, to pull off her panties slowly, sliding through her legs enough so her vagina could be exposed for the arachnoid to see. The last set of hands spun around each other, gathering power in between them and they threw that gathered light upwards and it fizzled out with a pop, letting out a rather amorous scent of lavander that washed over both the boy and the woman
FIGHT ME GILGAMESH
I'LL FUCK YOU UP
>CHARGES UP
>>2837656
>Internal sighing as he teleports back.
so; this paper is the proof, huh?
what does the jury say?
>Teleports into jury 1's seat, ripping the paper in half and tossing it into a gasterblaster.
we say get them wed.
>Teleports back to the podium.
ok. fair enough,
>>2837692
>>2837614
well, there we go. as judge sans the 19th minute since i was pronounced a judge i hearby proclaim silica and chara wifeu and waifu.
you may either kiss, hug, fuck each other's brains out, i really don't care how you do it.
any objections see me after court at grillbys.
>>2837654
>Walking out faster than usual.
excuse me, want to get to grillbys before closing time today.