EVIL BEWARE! WE HAVE /HG/!
Stop flooding the board with this shit and just make a dedicated forum or something
>>2824659
Don't tempt me.
>>2824653
My mother told me to avoid people like you
>>2824671
Why don't you shove your dick down my throat instead?
>>2824652
Oh...
It just sounded fun.
>>2824653
Ehehe... Maybe?
>>2824661
What's an abridged, can I eat it...on second thought, nah, it sounds yucky.
>>2824670
>Forum
Yeah, no.
>>2824645
Do you want me to be even more cancerous than I already am?
>>2824650
I want, but then I remember I have fun with him, sometimes.
>>2824638
You're a failure.
>>2824615 (Boipucci-kun)
Okay. What do you like?
>>2824686
>>2824670
no u
>>2824646
Pandering to a crop of perverts for votes?
Pathetic. Maybe if you had some actual political experience, things may have been going better.
>>2824683
Oh thank god
>>2824599
You can forget them though. As the white haired girl said, You can forget the past with a gulp of alcohol.
>>2824614
Hahah!! no.
I don't have time to deal with people like those or even join their stupid past times. And besides Tinkerbell, I don't see myself as a god.
>>2824615
No need to watch them, it is a waste of time.
>>2824615
>>2824682
I just don't like them.
>>2824660 (Guy I don't know the name of)
I meant as in "feel free to elaborate". How it's related to Tokyo?
>>2824681 (Kaito)
I mean trying to do that irks me.
>>2824677
Because you're too busy being tsundere for me, Takeshita.
>>2824660
You got a Monastery over at this Mikado? Man, you guys are really old fashioned. If are tech is as advanced as you say, then we wouldn't mind lending you some of it. I know I wouldn't mind.
>>2824682
It can be fun, but it's dangerous as hell. Though, I don't really care if you tagged along.
>>2824676
I know she did, that's why you like girls.
>>2824682
Eh, it doesn't matter. I'm glad you're my friend...uh, what was your name again?
>>2824660
When you find her make sure she never tries to rot my teeth out with baked good ever again.
>>2824681
Hope's a strong word for a robot that technically isn't alive.
>>2824686
what's going on in this image?
>>2824612
Her first was killed by an assassin. The second she accidently shot.
>>2824615
That would put you at least 13 or 14 years. Definitely older than us.
>>2824688
I feel the best thing I could do is end it all and leave foreve
>>2824698
Things are going better, better than ever, except the UN doesn't recognize my country YET, I'm sure I'll get to them later or something.
>>2824693
You act like you've never seen what is under my uniform.
>>2824711
Summoning Kama with her bellybutton
>>2824693
>kissu
>>2824705
Not even Takeshita.
http://poal.me/4hv15i
http://poal.me/4hv15i
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>>2824671
Why not fuck the Ruby puss puss?
>>2824721
>Summoning Kama with her bellybutton
L-Lewd!
>>2824715
Sounds like she needs trigger discipline. Otherwise, I will be confiscating her guns.
>>2824710
I see, you're asserting your position as top dumb!
>>2824721
Y-You know...
R-Reasons...
>>2824722
Wha-
H-H-Hello?
>>2824692
What do you mean what do I like? I like lots of things...
>>2824700
I've always been focused on other things, like cooking and cleaning!
>>2824702
Ehhhh? It's cute though!
>>2824707
Hmmmmm... Maybe I shouldn't...
>>2824710
Megumu! Ehehe...
>>2824715
Really? You look way older than me. El-chan too!
>>2824702
But you're sorta a youkai now right? Aren't you thinking now technically thinking like a youkai?
>>2824710
You keep trying to beat me down, but I will not falter for I have hopes and dreams!
>>2824717
Sorry senpai, I fucked it up.
>>2824719
>She laughs.
Out of all the people I've met here, you have to be one of the dumbest.
The best part is that when I leave, you're still there to fuck around with!
>>2824723
Whatever, Takeshita.
>>2824735
Because I am only interested in her mom.
>>2824583
She's not a bloody fairy I can tell you that.
>>2824576
I have, and yours not only doesnt suit you, but it looks terrible.
Yet another Tidbit of ignorance and stupidity from your kind. My Peak Point helmet grants me an advanced IQ and even gifts me with telekinetic abilities. All your clothing does is make you look like a whore pretending to be noble.
>>2824614
*sighs*
Understandable, i have not achieved everlasting life yet so you worry about the long term. A fa-
>you see sparks fly out of his helmet as you say "protect such weakness"
Are you...saying that I'm weak?!! And I am not some "little being"!!
>>2824745
Who gets to be bottom dumb?
>>2824746
Sorry for forgetting Megu-chan, but my brain's not as smart as it should be.
>>2824752
I fucked up too
>>2824746
Think about this for a moment, I can't decide for you.
>>2824755
Let's go to prom together, Eila.
>>2824746
Cooking and cleaning? What the hell do you want to be? A Housewife?
>>2824766
A smart person.
>>2824746
Things you'd be comfortable sharing with me in a normal conversation.
>>2824670
>forum
Not happening. Aint my fault these lot arnt thread efficient.
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>>2824773
Who are you?
>>2824753
Woah, hey now, I don't want a First Lady.
Unless you mean you want a fight.
>>2824756
She's a bloody fairy you numbnuts! She's a spirit!
>>2824746
Not in my opinion.
>>2824749
I don't know WHAT I am! For all I know there could just be some bizarre side-effect of SOMETHING I did that, by some explainable phenomenon slowed or god forbid halted my aging process.
>>2824741
She has sinced learned from that. None of the other husbands causes of death were related to it.
>>2824746
Despite our appearance, we are around three months old.
>>2824756
It's a Victorian age Bonnet with a bow you ignorant fool. Regardless of what your bucket may do for your it doesn't make your sense of appearance any better or your smell. It looks like your wearing a thong on your head.
>>2824783
helo it is i sanya
>>2824745
Sorry, you were just being too cute. I couldn't resist.
>Returns to the shadows
>>2824749
So far you're doing very well. Most people would have crumbled from insults like that being thrown at them, but they seem to only make you stronger.
>>2824777
That seems about right. Smart people are more submissive than dumb people.
>>2824766
That's okay, Suba-kun! Everyone can be forgetful sometimes!
>>2824772
I don't think I will... but maybe you can tell me about it?
>>2824775
H-housewife?
...I'm a guy, you know.
>>2824778
I'm not comfortable near you at all...
>>2824786
Well I think it's cute, so I'm going to keep using it!
>>2824789
W-wha?!
I... uhh, well...
Ehehe... I guess that makes me kind of like your big brother then?
>>2824784
I wonder how your master would feel if he saw you pioneering for such a stupid cause. Maybe we should call him up an-
>A grin creeps across her face.
Oh. I almost forgot. Dead men can't pick up phones, can they?
>>2824702
We don't know what happened exactly, Perhaps there was just stories or tales... Although the people from that place said something like "the sky closing slowly like a kinf of barrier and engulfing them on darkness."
>>2824707
Indeed, we could learn something from them, besides of their culture.. or how that place became like that.
Are you sure you don't mind lending some of your reliques?
>>2824710
I suppose there is a reward on doing your task, don't you?
>>2824813
What? I must be going deaf after listening to a monkey screech.... You are a what?
>>2824815
Oh you're really asking for a pounding, keep it up and I'll make the next battle fun for you.
>>2824837
A boy...
>>2824785
Spirit and fairy are two entirely different things you dumb fuck!
Perhaps you are deaf as well and mistook her for saying sprite!
>>2824793
Smell? I bathe properly twice a day in clean water you racist bitch!! I dont care if its tudor, edwardian, victorian or stuart, just like you and your kind it serves little to no purpose!
>>2824813
>He shows the girl a strange device on his arm.
This is a COMP. It allows me to actually get demons under my control, but that's not all it can do. It can bring up a map, and it can get e-mails. It also translate the demon language.
>>2824830
I don't mind, really. How much tech do you need anyways? And our culture can't be that different, we're both human.
>>2824830
There sure is, but you have to complete it in order to find out what it is.
>>2824786
I mean that doesn't sound like a bad deal, it's like you have free immortality.
>>2824799
That's because I've been beaten down worse than this! Besides you're my friend tracksuit, I wouldn't take things you say that hard.
>>2824813
By the laws of time, yes. If it clears any confusion, the person we were cloned from wwas in her twenties.
>>2824842
I doubt it. Sure, you give your all, but those lightweight thrusts aren't that satisfying.
>>2824783
It's me, the real Taksshita.
>>2824797
Wh-Who are you?
>>2824799
Wait, seriously?
>>2824853
Your shit flinging species didn't escape you with your elevated IQ, you just changing to slinging it from your mouth in hopes of garnering attention.
I want to kiss Airi's belly button.
>>2824813
>She firmly taps her tank twice, staring blankly
>>2824830
And what, you live...above them or something?
>>2824865
At the cost of your humanity....
Goodnight, HG.
>>2824857
Ooooh! That's kind of like a cell-phone!
>>2824868
Oh! Then you are my big sisters after all, kind of!
Eheheh... is it alright if I call you that, Rammy-chan?
>>2824891
...Eh?
>>2824873
I have ZERO idea on what the heck you're trying to say, but I'm aiming for you in the next... Uh what do you call them? Arena? Yeah in that one.
>>2824893
Goodnight
>>2824893
WAIT!
>>2824865
You should take things to heart no matter who says it...unless it's sincere. Always take sincere things seriously.
>>2824878
Seriously! Don't you agree?
>>2824893
Goodnight.
>>2824898
Guess so. But i'm tell you this. This COMP and COMPs in general, are rare.
>>2824797
Wait,
Are you stalking Eru-chan? >:^(
>>2824898
Again, I'd much rather you not address me by honorifics.
>>2824891
Does that really mean anything? You're talking to someone who never had anything like that to begin with.
>>2824918
That's the joke, I literally can't take things to heart, because I don't have one.
>>2824853
Nope. In my world, there's no such classification. Spirits are everything that is not in the material world. Fairies are considered as a spirit as they are part of the forest sprites that humans cannot see.
>>2824850
Oh........ Hello.
>>2824893
Good night, cabbage fucker-san
>>2824918
I was under the assumption you can't trust smart people because they can trick you easily!
>>2824900
Let me stop you right there.
I have more important things to.attend to right now, but if you want to go for a round when I'm in town, I'm never one to say no~
>A black portal opens. She jumps in, with it closing behind her.
>>2824939
You're acting awfully mean to yourself, Stingray. You better stop before your heart gives out.
>>2824943
Yeah, like I can get tricked that easily. I may be dumb, but I'm definitely not stupid.
>>2824921
That sounds really cool!
>>2824934
Hmmm... But it's cute...
>>2824940
Hihi... And bye-bye.
I'm pretty tired.
I'm going to sleep. Night-night!
>>2824946
Stupid jumpy guitar lady, aw well nothing here to do.
>>2824967
You said yourself your the stupidest.
>>2824857
I guess our Leader will need those news about that.
It may be very interesting for the people from Mikado.
Yes... Unclean ones or not, we're humans beings after all.
but their style of live, and they way on how their city is organized is way different from us.
>>2824891
You can say like that, It looks that Mikado is at the top for that Barrier, Unfortunately we don't know the reason.
Although they said a tale about "Angels coming from the sky" too.
>>2824858
You can count on me, If given the chance.
I'll try the possible to negotiate with that Demon.
>>2824898
I am earning a lot of nicknames with you. Not at all. I will be needing a rest though. Before I go, tell the man in glasses to stay in line and not be annoying. I assume he doesn't want to disappear like the rest of El's spouses.
>>2824968
Oh you are going to rest as well. Farewell Megumu.
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http://poal.me/e67395
>>2824939
...It does to me, if nothing else.
>>2824968
Not. To. Me. G'night.
>>2824985
Uh...huh. I'm not even a resident of the outside world and you're makin' it obvious you're from another reality.
>>2824968
Goodnight....
>looks away
>sits in a corner
Hello darkness my old friend.... I've come to talk with you again...
post ships.
Post graves.
Post families.
Post duaghters.
Post brothers.
Post little purple cucks.
>>2824700
Yet you acknowledge their existence, you really are a pitiful being. If anything, you'd destroy them and consume what little they have. Instead you pander around and boast while being a nothing that can't even take care of a few pitiful mortals. You really are just as bad as them ufufu~!
>>2824756
I did call you weak, you're a little monkey after all! You should be petted or displayed in a zoo, yet you're thinking about destruction of humanity without guidance. It doesn't take a long time for you to be harmed or killed ufufu, you're just as weak as the rest unless you're invincible!
>>2824981
That's right. I'm the stupidest, but I'm not the dumbest. There's a distinct difference between the two.
>>2824985
It won't be that hard to deal with her, but I thought I'd give the pros a chance to show off for the rest of us.
Guys help I think I've snapped.
>>2825024
what happened
>>2825003
I can't post Spike, he's a big purple cuck now.
>>2825016
I don't follow anymore
>>2824968
I guess. Night kid, sweet dreams and all that.
>>2824985
Maybe I should pay this Mikado a visit, might find interesting demons along the way. And yeah, i'll be the judge of that. If our cites are truly different.
>>2825033
I'm acting acting like a maniac that's what happened.
>>2825024
If you need it, I can talk for like 40 minutes before I got to catch my ride.
>>2825003
>Graveyard
I guess my shelf works good enough for that.
>>2824967
Don't worry about me I'm not one to lose heart, you should know that by now tracksuit.
>>2825001
You seem to act the same to me, I honestly don't understand why it's so important, I mean you got powers now right? Most heroes aren't human, but when they help people, they're said to have humanity, why is that if they're not human?
>>2825051
No I thinki 'll be fine
>>2825013
I still have mercy. Unlike you. Even if you are on your edge, I would still actually let you live. I am a pacifist to a certain extent.
>>2825054
Where's accel now?
reminder that experiences are highly subjective
>>2825060
If you count "slowed to nonexistent aging process" as a power. And what do you mean, "most heroes"?
reminder that Kamina killed Matoi
>>2825071
Ecuador Accel? I have no idea, haven't seen him on steam in a while, maybe he's taking a break.
Reminder that I'm gay
>>2825093
So he just took out the trash?
http://poal.me/qwf67o
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>>2824783
Slim shady
>>2825001
Outside world...? I'm already aware that everyone came from different places, Everything is so distinct here.
Where do you come exactly?
>>2825016
Um... I'll take notes about this.
>>2825042
From outside, the road to Mikado is quite long, then from here the only way to go into Tokyo is crossing down a lair filled of Demons called Naraku, for finally coming to the City of the Unclean ones.
>>2825024
Do you need help, stranger?
I'll be able to listen your needs.
>>2825054
>Huachimingo
>Watching 31 Minutos
>>2824882
I dont care about attention, I am reminding the idiots here the status quo. Yet again you resort to that petty insult i removed an entire generation ago, whilst your race still shits in the street!
You are inches away from me smashing your skull against the wall woman!
>>2824940
Then you should have stated that definition. Back in mine, spirits are only the incorpreal forms of the returned dead.
>>2825013
A little, weak monkey?
You say that again kurumi and I will prove that I dont need to kill you to make you suffer, you time powers have no effect on me, so for once you will have to actually earn your kills. You still have a mind that can be controlled with ease bear that in mind next time you say something so stupid.
>>2825138
Fuck you, it was a fun show!
>>2825115
Jeez, I don't catch a break... now do I.
>he stretches his arms out.
Alright, just gotta head though this Naraku, and bam. I'm at Mikado. Shouldn't be too hard, with my demons.
(Hey what's the website you use to host this on? I think I could give it a try seeing as you guys need one.)
>>2825160
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php
>>2825160
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php
>>2825160
9gag.com
Oh the old times
>>2825151
>not watching 31 Minutos on TVN
shame on you, wea.
>>2825144
I would have, before your monkey brain started insulting me before I can even incorporate my definitions to my argument.
>>2825160
>Erp is helping us
Brantsteele
>>2825115
Well, I'm from this place called Gensokyo, which was this sort of...extra world that'd be created separate from Earth itself specifically for what would be the denizens of it. Travel is extremely difficult from the outside world to it, and it's even harder going back out.
>>2825109
>Lack of wanting to host until I add a bunch of events
>Can't fucking brainstorm anything new
>>2825160
Here
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/reaping.php
>>2825087
Do you know about Superman? He's an alien but people say he has humanity, what about Goku? He's an alien as well. Also yes I consider that a power.
>>2825144
That'd be hideously fun to watch you try. If your IQ really was as high as you claimed you'd have realized by now I'm not a little weak human.
>>2825163
>>2825170
>>2825175
>>2825180
(Thank you and um what size should I do? I'm not too sure how this works but I'll try to do it.)
>>2825160
Get ready to get shitposted for silly reasons like:
>ERP
>Default games
(me)
how can a girl be so best
>>2825173
No jodas pendejo, yo me lo vi en Nickelodeon como el buen niño que soy.
>>2825187
run a few test games by yourself to get a feel for the website.
>>2825187
Why are you helping us? We don't deserve pity.
>>2825207
Because she will never be real
*breathes*
>>2825232
>exists
>>2825232
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>2825188
(Caring about shitposts. What is this, a primary school or something? I don't give a damn what people say.)
>>2825204
>>2825214
(I'll try a 36.)
>>2825222
(Because this place revolves around the games and I do like dropping by here.)
>opens a door
>gets on the floor
>walks the dinosaur
>>2825239
It's the work of an enemy Stand!
>>2825232
Stop breathing so loud.
>>2825256
Muda?
>>2825232
>pants
>>2825244
Hi Mr Darling's wild ride!
>>2825183
You realize I'm from a place that doesn't have most of standard Earth's nuances in entertainment, right?
Where's the literally me stand
>>2825274
Ew.
>>2825275
>Stops existing due to sheer force of will
>>2825279
>>2825274
>shorts
The Hg/Erp dream team is back in business!
>>2825244
>Denies your existence
>>2825277
>puts tabasco on the giant eye
>>2825254
>I'll see how you fare Jun. Good luck in hosting. It is not that difficult if you already know the set up.
>>2825277
But you've heard of baseball and basketball....
>>2825285
Aww, ok bye.
>>2825288
>>2825156
With enough strength and tactics I'm sure you'll defeat them, your demons are a bit different than them,
I'm Jonathan by the way, Nice to meet you.
>>2825179
Gensokyo... Interesting.
but, why is extremely difficult to crossing to this "Outside world" and going back?
You're not present on that Gensokyo right now.
>>2825289
>Exists harder than ever before
>You like this
>>2825256
>>2825279
He's suffering my wrath!
>>2825244
>denies your existance
>you disappeared
>You like this
>>2825288
I wish we'd get along better, but this is something I guess.
>>2825283
S-Sorry...
>>2825306
>beats you up so bad it makes you turn into Goku
>>2825186
My world does not have the vampiric, assuming that the red eyes and bloodlust in your voice alone suggest it. Regardless why did you have to choose such an ugly race as an appearance.
>>2825174
Dont you even fucking dare mock my people like that you snivelling little shit!
>You start seeing various items and sharp objects be lifted off the floor telepathically, as specter struggles to supress his rage,
>>2825254
(Not caring about shitposts)
(Im afraid you are in the wrong place, we have shitstorms practically three times a week)
>>2825318
We're in a truce right now, so its not so bad at the moment.
>>2825274
>smells your sweaty pits
Mmmm
>>2825319
Shut up, you sound disgusting too.
>>2825322
>Turns into Goku
>Doesn't know what's going on anymore.
>>2825305
Yeah, if I just play my cards right, I got nothing to fear. Oh yeah, the name's Yurei.
>Throws a Taiko Drum
(Alright I'll be making a thread for the game soon.)
>>2825342
>gives Goku food
>>2825067
And you think I don't have mercy? You're a fool if you believe that I don't have a compass. You're an even bigger fool if you think that all the talk you dish out actually makes up for the lack of action ufufu~!
>>2825144
Try me, you'll fail. That might work on mortals but it won't work on someone that's immortal. If anything you'd end up controlling a clone or I'd be able to see your attack coming, little monkey~!
>>2825332
I just took a shower, though...
>>2825335
>nods nervously
>>2825353
Oh boy, food, you're a real pal, anon!
>>2825303
Because they've just so happened to leak through to Gensokyo.
...And also I spent like a month in the outside world years ago.
>>2825305
As it were I'm a bit of an oddity, even by it's standards. But the reason why is due to the place of a 'barrier' of sorts that's set in place. Magic, of course.
>She scowls briefly
But, this isn't classifiable as the "outside world", being a whole 'nother thing entirely.
>>2825345
>throws a random tool
>>2825350
>inb4 ghost
>>2825325
We demi-humans are not ugly. Even then my blood lust is simply sated just by the occasional fights. I've no reason to gorge myself without need here. Your bucket still looks like your just wearing underwear on your head though child.
A game for you lovelies.
>>2825376
>>2825376
>>2825376
>>2825376
>>2825367
Where's your towel bb
>>2825342
This kills the Goku
>>2825325
Oh boy..... I am so afraid....
>smashes gauntlet
Please don't kill me....!
>the objects starts to drop down like flies
>>2825354
Actually I would have done it. I am still a pacifist and have not killed a single being.... Except for that demon who tried to destroy the world... But I just make him disappear from existence.
>>2825370
>Seventh Drum "High Speed Taiko Rocket"
>>2827830
Jasperfags btfo
