HG Thread
who's your partner?
>>2823678
I would have a few I would call allies.
>>2823678
Hermes of course, I can't think of someone else.
[Yeah that's me...wait, what ware going to do exactly?]
>>2823646
>shoves back into /erp/
Go back home.
>>2823656
>shoves into /erp/
Go have sex with the thirsty P5 protag!
>>2823697
A bunch of fakers! Fakers!
How many prom/soirres/weddings have we had?
>>2823678
A cute girl.
>>2823708
Sorry, I can't understand a word you're saying. Can you come back later when you've learned how to speak?
>>2823678
Kill me.
>>2823713
...Bite harder, faggot. Maybe you'll finally be good for something, maybe at this rate, Miss Sonia will love you.
>>2823678
Tao doesn't know yet, Dolly.
>>2823623 (Souda)
Uh...
>She thinks for a bit.
Did...
Uh...
Tao forgot to say please, nya?
>>2823678
No one.
>>2823726
Think this is 3rd or 4th now.
I DONT NEED A PARTNER WHEN I HAVE MY SKELETONS
>>2823697
I don't know anymore, Anon...
>>2823678
not sure if I have one, might not.
>>2823678
I am going Han Solo. There's no point in getting any partner...
>>2823678
Lord Ainz.
>>2823542
Why would I even leave? There's so many of you pitiful beings to consume and it'll only give me more pleasure. I might just find that one mister Kitty and take him to that little dance. I'm sure me and him can take on whatever may face us.
>>2823569
I've been here all the time, it's just that you're not aware. I've got an entire eternity to waste.
>>2823584
The only ship that will ever sail with me as a captain is the Titanic, see me as Rose and I'll be ensuring that every Jack and Molly on the ship dies before they even know it~!
>>2823678
Sjin is my partner in crime
1-3 1
4-6 2
7-9 3
Are you somehow insinuating that I can get a date?
>>2823678
HA HA, NO ONE!
...Kill me.
>>2823726
4 weddings
2 proms (1 canceled)
1 soirees
>>2823721
>gets out of erp
Nah.
>>2823746
I would. However you have a partner.
Let me post 10-2 chan or the Brazilian doll will hunt me down.
>>2823678
Anyone.
>>2823736
What? We've mastered your language,
What is there to misunderstand?
>>2823678
My partner for what?
>>2823773
I got you, senpai.
>>2823678
No one, thankfully.
>>2823721
>Kicks you into a tv
But i don't want to go in there right now.
>>2823778
>no new UID with that post
You're on notice!
Hihi. What's everyone talking about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6q0EELucWo
Three legged race games when?
Also I'm leaving now gotta go back to getting my shit kicked in see ya.
>>2823678
No one. Who needs 'em.
>>2823783
Alright, entertain me with your drivel.
Who?
Excuse me...
But, what's going on exactly?
>>2823802
>gets discovered
Ah no!
>>2823804
We;come back. It is nothing important.
>>2823792
ShovelxNonon, HoshixShion, Gundamxthecirclejerk, MatsudaxRyoko
>>2823808
Don't die, Mechanic.
>>2823678
No one.
>>2823764
You with an animal. Fitting combo actually. I was expecting you to go with the monkey because you shared the same exact same aura with him. But damn, you have made your choice. I don't want to see your future cat spawns though.
>>2823799
...You're not the person I had in mind, Mach.
>>2823804
We're making friends!
>>2823678
Nobody. Living the stag life, dude
>>2823808
Good luck my man.
>>2823824
>MatsudaxRyouko
Hehehehe.
>>2823804
Some prom... I think.
>>2823814
My sister.
>>2823815
>>2823804
Talks about some sort of prom. It's not really that big of a deal.
>>2823674
Hey its going to be a game anyway, you might as well go.
>>2823701
I wasn't accusing you.
>>2823789
Did you make sure to chew your food before speaking to me, Blorg?
>>2823815
>>2823804
Hello you two. It's a nice night tonight, isn't it?
>>2823815
It's nothing, really.
>>2823815
Some sort of prom.
>>2823678
No way I'm going to prom
>>2823815
Nothing important.
>>2823678
Thankfully no one.
I'm not going with a Nohrian.
>can't enter prom because I can't post in 12-4 chan
FUCK ME SENPAI
>>2823847
That one never actually happened.
>>2823833
I'm not going to mate with an animal. I thought that was already beyond obvious, even to a clueless mortal. I'm just going to bring along a kitty and make sure that no harm happens to them, I'll destroy every single human being that even gets near them~!
>>2823851
We don't absorb nutrients through a mouth like humans do.
We couldn't chew if we wanted to.
>>2823859
Then,
Will you be friends with the blorg?
>>2823851
It is! The moon is really bright tonight!
>>2823804
Probably the next up coming prom that will be hosted in this place.
>>2823869
If you're having that much trouble, hit me or LF up on steam and we'll do it for you.
>>2823818
Hey. I was here first!
>Beats the shit out of you
>>2823859
Good, you don't really need a partner.
Eruna is here too.
>>2823850
I think I'm going to test my luck and see if I can bring more than one woman. It can't be all that hard when most of the are gonna go by themselves anyways.
>>2823869
I can help you out if you want. I'm a pretty damn good wingman, if I do say so myself.
>>2823883
Answer me this: Don't your people ever take showers?
>>2823888
It's absolutely wonderful! I feel like I could stare at it all night long!
>>2823859
It has been an average day. Nothing bad but nothing spectacular.
>>2823863
Look on the bright side. I am telling you to look because I can not think of any.
>>2823845
>>2823863
...what?
>>2823859
Greetings.
>>2823882
But you're so in love with a cat that you might as well marry them and make cat spawns.
>>2823892
>gets the shit kick out of me
Ow...
>>2823900
(You)
>>2823900
How's it hanging, baka?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKAN
>>2823850
Either way, I don't think she's nearly as weak as she lets on.
>>2823859
I'd go with my tank if I could.
>>2823764
I was about to say "I will never let you go" but that's a terrible line.
you want an animal companion, and I want an ally who with a common interest. We both enjoy watching these "people", if you can even call them that, suffer and we are even both experienced with abusing he laws of time.
Besides, barring some of the humans here, we are the only two that bothers to dress with class.
>>2823900
(You)
>>2823920
Not a so fast
>fucking around with paint.net
>find glow tool
>fuck around with it
Holy shit this thing is a godsend.
>>2823923
Th-Thank you very much?
>>2823920
OH FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>2823846
>>2823856
A prom you said...? I guess that's a kind of a celebration.
People from below sure have interesting kinds of party.
>>2823851
Sure, It feels like that...
At least I have time for rest.
>>2823853
>>2823862
Got it.
>>2823914
>>2823892
(You) guys need to get out, right now.
>>2823928
Specter... place your hand where it belongs.
>>2823914
There we go.
>Puts you into a chest and afterwards myself and locks it
>Gives the key to >>2823802 because fuck physics
>>2823934
>theres a glow tool
>>2823920
NIGGA NO!
>>2823920
>>2823920
DON'T. OPEN. IT.
>>2823903
We have a sanitary station, however, it has a mortality rate of 3 for every 10.
That smell your are smelling is actually just blorg.
>>2823934
Let me see senpai
>>2823906
Yes. You signed the marriage certificate and everything. You are her new spouse.
Does Sol make dank entry images now?
>>2823935
It's your birthday.
>>2823943
What do you mean below? And what's with your getup?
>>2823968
He makes wannabe hoshi ones, yes
>>2823975
I know that, anon...
>>2823917
Jokes on you, I know I'm an idiot!
>>2823920
>Computer blasted a scream while I was sleeping last time
NOT TODAY. Not gonna click it.
>>2823883
I don't see why not!
My name's Megumu, is your name Blorg?
>>2823890
Hmmm... I don't have anyone to go with, so I guess I'll watch. Ehehe...
>>2823898
I can watch, so that's fine.
>>2823903
I don't know if I could do that... I'd get tired!
>>2823904
Hmmm, well that's better than a bad day!
>>2823906
You're going to bully me again, aren't you?
>>2823927
E-eh?
>>2823946
>busts out of chest, and runs away.
Live to fight another day!
>>2823903
Yeah sure tracksuit, gather a harem like that generic main character guy.
>>2823927
I know that, especially since she came back from death.
>>2823920
>>2823943
Nothing to worry about, it's just something for the kiddies.
Heh.
>>2823920
I don't get it
>>2823943
"From below"? I never care for the stuff, anyways, too busy.
>>2823999
What? It's a good tank!
>>2824011
It...SHOULDN'T provide an actual surge of power, that.
>>2823945
If that was an attempt at a pick up line, i'm appalled at how abysmal it was.
If not, where does it belong hmm? It's not in my pants before your cheap mind thinks it.
>>2823999
I suppose. Was your's average as well?
>>2823928
Hahahahaha!!! Oh boy, It seems Tinkerbell is popular with the animals! I would not be surprised if I see any animal spawns in this place.
>>2823900
As in for her. She will just be trying to land on ladies.
>>2823999
I think you still can go without having a partner. Like me, I am going Han Solo.
>>2823999
I'll probably watch with you, since I got nothing better to do.
>>2823967
There has to be some mistake. R-Right?
>>2823999
Are you going to keep asking me about bullying you, wretch?
>>2823920
Accidentally opened it. Gotta run a scan now, god dammit.
>>2823943
Yo buddy, what's with your get-up? I've never seen someone as classical as you before.
>>2823960
>he takes out an air freshener he had in his pocket from earlier
Try wearing this around you...neck? You'll smell a little better and people may talk to you if you have it on.
>>2823990
But you're no more of an idiot than I am! I'm the one that out idiots the rest of these godforsaken clowns!
>>2823999
Such a kid thing to do. Ahh, do I wish I could go back to being a regular boy like you...
>>2824011
I don't think there's anything wrong with doing that. It's the best thing to do in situations like this!
>>2823920
Dude, what the fuck is your problem?
>>2823989
>not thanking me for remembering
Fuck you.
>pushes
>kicks in the kidney
>spits on
>stomps on
>pulls hair
>spits on again
>>2824033
It is not. I should know because I was present for it.
>>2823985
Never seen Hoshi's. Anything else to compare to?
>>2824002
>It was a hologram
>The chest never existed so we are stuck in a time loop of insanity
>>2824023
It wasn't a pick up line, you monkey... or was it ape. I don't know, you all look the same to me, even when I made you. And what I was going with that, it belongs in your ass, digging for feces to fling.
>>2823920
I'm just gonna stay away from my computer for a while...
>>2824050
I-I'M SORRY ANON, YO-YOU CAN BEAT ME SOME MORE FOR BEING SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON, I-I DESERVE IT!
>>2823920
Guys my head hurts.
>>2823920
JOKES-A ON YOU BITCH!
I'M-A ON A SMART-A PHONE!
>>2823920
What's so bad?
>no mugen x the asses
>wouldn't want to take up two slots if I actually get the pairing I want
>>2824020
Isn't going with a machine a little weird though?
>>2824024
Mine was good, except for when that glasses guy was bullying me...
I even won a game!
>>2824025
Well... that doesn't seem like a very nice thing to do.
>>2824029
Okay! That sounds fun!
Ehehe...
>>2824033
Y-you've already started...
>>2824041
Regular boy?
What does that mean, Suba-kun?
>>2823999
I am William, captain of this planet's observation team!
>>2824041
Thank you human!
You're kindness is appreciated!
>>2823920
What is this
>>2824020
No not that, just the fact she actually came back, I'm a robot and it would take a lot more then two days to come back if I was destroyed.
>>2824041
I wouldn't say that, I think harems ruin intimacy.
>>2824064
>runs backwards to go forward in time
>but it does nothing.
I'm really am stuck here.
>>2823920
>People actually opened it
>>2824052
Did we at least get a ceremony?
>>2824092
No I have not. But do you want me to?
>>2824098
DON'T OPEN IT IT'S A VIRUS
>>2824025
What?
>>2824041
You don't say..
Congratulations?
>>2824092
I know it better than I know most people.
>>2824099
Reimu specifically allowed her to, only a temporary sealing.
>>2824092
You got a name kid?
>>2823913
I don't think you're realising that mating with a cat isn't remotely imaginable. A human like you should still understand simple concepts or did they drop you on the head a few times when you were a child? I can revert that from ever happening and drop you from somewhere that's a tiny bit higher. It should solve the problem~!
>>2823928
You can try and never let me go, but you'll die of age and I'll be watching as it happens, I'll most likely enjoy it~! You've already proven to be beyond reckless and I don't think I could ever enjoy anything with some sentient being, they simply don't belong to a spirit of time... Or well, they don't belong to a spirit of time while being alive. They only belong to me when they eventually die like all the other mortal ones.
>>2823920
The end times are truly upon us.
>>2824088
I'll go to prom with you~
>>2824120
DUDE IT'S A SCREAMER VIRUS
>>2824056
Nothing too special, anon.
If people want, I can start making them again.
>>2824092
Excellent. As for that thing, he may become less annoying.
>>2824110
No. It was underwhelming. At least my sister was happy.
>>2824120
Turn your computer down really low for the next few hours.
>>2823984
>>2824041
Have you known a place called Tokyo? the place where I used to live is on top from those lands.
My getup...? Those are an attire from a Samurai.
>Shows his gauntlet to the kid.
We are dedicated exclusively to protect our people from Demons.
>>2824020
>>2823984
Do you mean that "people from below" part?
It's a long story indeed, something related to a place called Tokyo.
>>2824014
I see... Then, it's nothing dangerous.
I thought there was a chance of a Demon coming on those lands.
>>2824092
I'm not like you or the rest of these people. I've gotten too far into a cult, and now I'm probably unsalvageable. I'm left to suffer like those before me.
>>2824093
Don't worry about it. Friends are supposed to help each other in their time of need, and I figured you'll need that more than I would.
>>2824099
You're not going to be satisfied until my ideas of a fun time is ruined, aren't you?
>>2824116
...You're not going to say anything in defense of that?
>>2824120
See ya
>>2824145
>Trying to be important again
Nah. We don't really want anything from you anymore.
>>2824092
Going solo is pretty nice actually. Seeing two people fight together for their selfish needs. And seeing despair as one of the parter's ambitions or selfish desire has not been fulfilled.
Which is why I like partner games. It actually shows who you truly are behind the fake facade of happy faces.
>>2824116
Are you still trying to land on the ladies to go to the prom?
>>2824126
Have you seen the places outside of this place? I have seen humans trying to fuck animals or try to praise horses as their gods. Trying to suck a horse dick. You name it.
But I am completely aware of the situation.
>>2824145
>made some good quality entry images for people
>they never use them
>>2824120
Don't go to sleep with your volume up. Even at 1.
>>2824159
Hey, you're not here to kill the demon girls that roams around here by any chance, are you?
>>2824147
By any chance, do you know how to file for divorce?
>>2824145
Neato.
>birds chirping since last night
>scanning the fuck out of my computer for that donut virus
>remember i have a pet bird and stop my scan
>get up to go feed bird
>its dead
>still hearing birds chirping
>>2824159
Yeah... Demons ..
10/10 erp!
>>2823976
>>2824141
Sorry babes got a few things I need to check up on first
>>2824159
Uhuh...what about it?
>>2824164
They wouldn't listen.
>>2824118
Still from what Elly said it was like death.
>>2824160
Huh? No a harem sounds fun, I'm just kind of a one woman man, it's just we have different preferences.
>>2824159
Tokyo? So, you're telling me you live in the sky?
>He looks at the gauntlet
I-Is that... what I think it is?
>>2824164
The name's Yurei.
>>2824160
I can't tahnk you enough!
>Goes in for a nice slimy blorg hug
>>2824164
You may call me whatever you wish!
>>2824164
>
I asked you, if you want me to bully you or not. It's a yes or no question.
>we
>>2824164
El may reign him in more.
>>2824191
Nope. Enjoy it.
>>2824193
>>2824168
I wonder who this post could belong to.
Nothing you do anymore means a shit either, I just want you to understand that, k?
>>2824180
I know that feel.
>>2824214
are the crystal
>>2824214
>are the crystal gems
>>2824025
Tinkerbell? What kind of stupid asinine nickname is that? She looks nothing like it, are you colourblind as well as stupid?
>>2824065
Yet another racist scumbag human, having the nerve to insult the superior race over disgusting tribal habits from eons ago. I have given my people the same amount of intelligence, and look at how far theyve come in such a short time! No infighting, no wars, and certainly no torturing other animals in the kingdom you pathetic sadistic vermin!!
>>2824126
This is not some stupid love proposal Kurumi.
This is simply an agreement. You do not have to mate or do anything to me of that sort, I dont even want you to. I have no need for it.
Simply a party to celebrate everyone's deaths.
>>2824160
In defence of waht?
>>2824177
Excuse me?
First off, proms cancelled,
second off, what?
>>2824193
RIP
>>2824216
O-Oh. Could you tell me more about Elephant?
>>2824231
We'll always save the day.
KK my darling will you please take me to the prom with you?
>LF
>>2824227
I use them!...sometimes, like yesterday.
>>2824203
Honestly, I don't think I'd be able to maintain one myself. Heck, I hardly think I'd be able to maintain one date for a whole night.
>>2824206
>he hugs blorg
Please, don't mention it. I'm glad you're not a vicious as I thought you were. I was getting ready to attack you in case you had an appetite for flesh.
>>2824258
Kys Ramsayface.
>>2824142
B-But it's a PNG...
What are good ways to quit hunger game. Feel like quitting cold turkey.
>>2824258
Of course, my dear.
>KK
>>2824234
Funny how you're saying that to your god... so funny.
>sighs
I sometimes wonder if I made the right choice on you leading the monkey charge. Oh well, at least you're entertaining.
>>2824160
Don't say that!
You can always make new friends!
>>2824177
That doesn't sound fun at all. The whole point is to go with someone!
>>2824200
I'll listen!
My name's Megumu!
>>2824204
Is it alright if I call you Yurei-kun? How about Yu-kun?
>>2824206
William-kun it is! Eheheh....
>>2824208
L-let go of me!
>>2824216
Oh! El-chan?
She helped a lot last time too! Tell her I said thanks!
>>2824273
Don't say goodbye, just leave. Delete your folders, too.
>reading old posts
I never thought I'd miss an Ava so much, now I know how Spike feels.
>>2824273
Get yourself banned.
FEEEEEENNNNNTOOOOOOOOONNN
>>2824234
It's my special nickname for her. Why? are you jealous because I make a special nickname for her?
>>2824248
Proms are not cancelled baka. And second, you used to like girls a lot along with that Kana girl or whoever she is.
>>2824264
Better than uploading a low quality crap image that's not even 1:1 ratio, I'll tell you that.
Good on you anon, if you need a tune up, let me know when you see me.
>>2824273
join the military
>>2824203
It's...difficult with them.
>>2824281
Rika, Gensokyo's one and only tank engineer.
>>2824248
Of me, your friend Subaru! I thought we had a connection after I strangled Koizumi...
>>2824281
That's why I'm here trying to be social. This place is a lot better than constantly living in the shadows back at home, plus I'm not the only one that can't die here, which is a nice bonus.
>>2824286
I did that once.
There's no escape. You'll come back eventually.
>>2824281
Answer the question; yes or no, and no matter what you choose, I will let you go.
>>2824281
l like Yu-kun... it has a nice ring to it.
>>2824273
Get permabanned.
>>2824273
1. Close 4chan
2. Do something else
3. If you make it past a week voluntarily, you'll be able to leave forever unless you want to come back.
>>2824293
I'm sorry you have to go through that, Anon.
>>2824296
I'M GOING GHOST!
>>2824281
The fun is looking at people suffering as their partner left for someone else.
>>2824296
What has that idiot Jack done now...
>>2824293
Who is it?
>>2824252
Elphelt is chipper, loud, not nearly as murderous as I am. She is also a good shot.
>>2824281
I will. Though she might be too blinded from the marriage to receive it.
>>2824266
What? The blorg would not engage is such barbaric activities like eating.
Even a plant based diet kills the plant, you know.
>>2824281
Two whole friends!
This will truly be a national holiday!
>>2824309
>Yu-kun
>>2824329
You are murderous? You just appear to be really tough, or at least, very good at fronting it.
>>2824334
Take care, Anon. Good luck.
>>2824297
Proms cancelled, baka.
And let her fall into obscurity.
>>2824280
God? Funny how my own kind look up to me like one too.
>>2824297
Listen to yourself. You are implying I would be jealous of an inferior human making a name for a girl who doesnt even love you, and I dont love her.
You humans are more retarded than I thought.
>>2824332
What?
>>2824344
>Moonrise
Who?
>>2824334
M-Matoi?
>>2824334
>How do.
I'm not sure on month bans, but just make a thread here with uncensored shota/loli porn as the OP and I guarantee that you will get some form of ban.
>>2824344
I never wanted to kill him, Anon.
Also, if you're serious about missing 'Moonrise', care to put a name to the Anon?
>>2824296
>>2824303
Rika-chan? Does that work?
>>2824304
We're already friends, right, Suba-kun?
>>2824307
No! Of course not!
Bullying is bad!
>>2824309
I'll call you Yu-kun then!
>>2824317
E-eh? That doesn't sound fun at all!
That's just sad!
>>2824329
Marriage? With him?
If you two are like my older sisters then...
W-wait, would that make him my brother!?
>>2824330
I think any day you can spend with friends is a good day!
>>2824266
I don't think that, you're pretty charismatic, ya'know for a tracksuit.
>>2824303
I imagine it was like a coma.
>>2824356
Not yet.
>>2824359
A-Are you speaking from experience? What did you do to Sanya?
>>2824355
Sunset.
>>2824348
That's because I made your kind, and I made humans!
>>2824330
I kind of feel bad for you. You're a sweet little critter, but you look and smell like you're the first boss in a video game.
>>2824365
I don't know, are we?
>>2824304
First off, I will defend your honour as the one, true idiot!
Second, I'm still mad about that!
>>2824365
>He releases the degenerate.
That is all I wanted to hear from you, that may as well have been pulling teeth.
>>2824365
Cool.
>>2824343
What I do is not important in this conversation. Just know that she is nothing like me.
>>2824365
Yes. She forcibly married him. As for the last statement, I do not believe so.
>>2824190
Only if that "girl" is supposed to be a higher threat,
But I'm going to need more information about that.
>>2824204
Not exactly.
The Eastern Kingdom of Mikado is a top of a city swallowed by the Darkness, a place where demons roams freely... I and our team used to search clues surrounding that place, until I've lost track of them.
A Gauntlet is the necessary tool to confronting a Demon, You know what it is? ...I've heard something about the Unclean on- no, the people from Tokyo having a device similar on function.
>>2824200
Don't mind me, It's just a long story.
>TFW this prom just makes you feel old
>>2824376
Prove that first.
>>2824380
All bully.
Still at least Im getting my kicks watching you lot stutter like social rejects
>>2824367
If I'm not charismatic then who will be? I'm doing it for my on sanity.
>>2824388
You shouldn't be. I made up for it with buying you two ice cream, remember? Even Koizumi said she forgave me. She even let me have some of her strawberry ice cream too!
>>2824348
That is what I am implying alright. Then tell me why do you comment on my nickname for her?
>>2824365
The sadness is the part where it is fun!
>>2824404
Don't remind me of how old I am...
>>2824403
>this exposition
>>2824412
>Conjures life out of nothing
>It's a small being with one eye.
Does this suit your taste?
>>2824365
Well, if you have to.
>>2824367
I suppose that's the closest thing as far as we know....
>>2824403
I've got time to burn.
>She climbs out of her tank with a practiced ease
post a phrase from the old times and try to guess who it is.
Fuck you.
>>2824365
The blorg have few friends, we are truly happy!
>>2824387
We are aware, we had to reach to the stars for friends, as even the blorg do not like the blorg.
>>2824372
>Using uncensored images of your waifu
>Ever
D-Do you guys really think I am this dumb?
>>2824389
No, it's literally just as easy posting a thread with an image fitting that criteria. If you're serious, than all it literally takes is quick search on gelbooru to find it and a quick post to start your vacation.
>>2824428
Pawn of fate.
>>2824428
"PLATONIC? NOTHING IS MORE RADIANT THAN THE BOND BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS CHILD!"
-a retard
