Weekly Group Fap Thread
Here's what you need to do:
>At 6:00 AM UTC we will all fap at the same time and finish at 6:30 AM UTC. You are allowed 3 minutes before 6:30 AM UTC and 30 seconds after 6:30 AM UTC to cum. Any time before or after that is wasted.
>What you fap to or where you chose to fap is is irrelevant. All that matters is that you participate and cum in the given time. Nevertheless, you may use this thread to post your fap material if you wish.
>At the time of reading this message it would be best to restrict yourself from masturbation until the hour given. For those of you who have chosen to wait the week, your efforts are deeply appreciated..
>Make sure to drink plenty of water in the next 24 hours and, if possible, try to eat very lightly (or preferably, fast entirely).
I'm really sorry that I'm so late on this. I was out drinking for a while then I was in the shower for quite a bit trying to recover.
I'll be posting quite a few femboys to make up for it.
Remember to check what 6:00 AM UTC is in your time zone and adjust your personal schedule accordingly if possible.
I'm headed off to sleep now. See y'all later today.
That's enough for now. Be back later.
Back. Time for more stuff.
Shortstacks are awesome.
Need to head off now. Be back later with more.
Time for more.
About 3 hours to go.
That's all for now.
One hour to go. Time for one last image dump.
About 45 minutes to go. Everybody getting ready?
Half an hour to go.
20 minutes.
10 minutes. Anybody else out there?
I've been pent up all day, waiting for this time. This last hour has been the longest hour I have ever experienced.
>>2826328
Well then, it's time to start. Hope you have fun.
Here's some new stuff to enjoy.
That's all for tonight. I'll see you guys at time.
So we fap for half an hour and then what?
>>2826547
The original guy who made these threads was rather /x/, talking about releasing energy and stuff.
Also, you now have 3 minutes and 30 seconds to cum.
And that's time. Everybody enjoy themselves?
>>2826669
I sort of remember all the talk about that, but I didn't participate back then. What board did this actually start on? I know it's been going on since before /trash/ existed.
>>2826684
Quite a bit. I'm not 100% sure I made it before the 30 second cut-off, it was definitely close. I'm sure whatever lust spirit we're feeding or whatever can overlook a few extra seconds.
>>2826813
As far as I've ever seen, /trash/ is the only board where these threads have ever been. If they started somewhere else, I wouldn't know where that was.
Alright then, here's the prep stuff:
>What you SHOULD DO (even though you won't) for the absolute best results
-Hold off on masturbating the entire week until the day and time given
-Continue drinking PLENTY of water
-Exercise daily
-eat moderately
-fast 24 hours before the day of group fap
-Meditate daily
>What you CAN do for acceptable results
-Hold off on masturbating 24 hours before the day and time given
-Continue drinking plenty of water
-eat extremely lightly 24 hours before the time of the next group fap
>Fuck your results I just want to hop in and fap
-Do not fap 3 hours before the given time
>Fuck that too, I'm fapping anyway
-Whatever
See y'all next week. I'll make sure to have a lot of new stuff.
