This is an HG thread. No hope allowed.
>>2801508
>kissu
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>2801508
>Hopes externaly
>>2801508
>Hope intensifies.
>>2801381
I'd rather try and make it all as horrible for these beings as possible. What would be the point to not even try when you've got all the time in the world? It'd be beyond boring and it'd eventually make it unbearable.
I want Junko as my mom
I want her to call me a sweety
I guess now is a good time to ask: I was thinking of hosting an event. Something like a dance for you all to pair up and etc etc.. I already have some people willing to help. What do you guys think?
>>2801508
Hope is what we need during our time of need. It helps us get through all the yucky stuff in life.
>>2801614
I would only be a fool if I said no. I suppose this 100%.
>>2801614
That sounds like fun, but what about those that can't find dates?
>>2801614
dead hours' hit
ask again later
>>2801614
You should do it.
>>2801614
Nah.
>>2801646
Now now, that's why I'm here. Consider me Cupid's shining arrow because you, my good sir, will find a date.
>>2801614
A wonderful idea from my beautiful sister.
>>2801614
Another one of those events. Couldn't hurt me physically. Mentally either I suppose. Go ahead.
>>2801600
>The edge goes away
...Eh? What where we talking about? Oh yea your future! Hurting people is bad you know? I'm sure you've learned all of that on school miss..?
>>2801614
Sounds like a very nice idea!
>>2801614
That sounds kinda fun, but what if my date doesn't show up?
>>2801614
I'd be up for it so long as Nowi was with me
>>2801667
Are you already asking me to this dance that hasn't even be scheduled yet? I don't know if I can accept your offer. People may think we're funny.
>>2801614
A Dance, sounds childish, what do you think, Zach?
>>2801614
Can I just carry a watch with me or anything instead of one of these pitiful beings accompanying me?
>>2801683
I'll show you what I learned in school if you give me just one little last second of your time to meet me in private ufufu!
>>2801614
I like the idea. What would this event be called?
>>2801699
He wasn't asking you he said he'd help you get a date!
>>2801681
>>2801683
>>2801694
>>2801660
>>2801637
I'll probably put up a pre-entry thread up sometime tomorrow.
>>2801646
I might have a loner district or two...
>>2801666
But I wanna...
>>2801670
<3
>>2801688
Fake it 'til you make it.
>>2801703
I'm sure you can find someone, clock-chan.
>>2801710
That's an astute question... Prom is taken, so is Soiree? Maybe Homecoming? Homecoming of Despair.
>>2801703
W-Wait a second! We can't just go on a date like that, I don't even knwo your name, Miss! I'm Haise Sasaki, Rank 1 Ghoul Investigator...nice to meet you.
>>2801614
D-D-Dancing?
>>2801614
Dancink? I can dance ~de geso.
>>2801721
Sounds like he was asking to me. I wouldn't blame him if he did, considering I'm not that bad looking.
>>2801732
Sounds great! I look forward to drinking all the punch.
>>2801614
>Something like a dance
>>2801732
I guess I'll summon some servant to suffice all my necessary needs then.
>>2801733
If you seriously thought I'd give you a shot on a date you're wrong, little boy. I was merely saying that you should meet me in private without everyone watching, what happens might be too gruesome for the rest to bear upon their eyes.
>>2801699
Oho, getting a bit ahead of yourself already, I can't say I don't like it.
But no, I was not asking you, I was offering to help you in this time of need.
>>2801732
Ah! So soon! I'll have to find a fancy outfit.
But I'm alone
>>2801732
W-what does that even mean?!
>>2801758
I'm pretty sure Ringabell isn't gay, actually I've never been so sure of something in my life.
>>2801782
Go with a companion. If I can make one, you can as well.
>>2801732
What ever name you choose, I will look forward to attending.
>>2801614
>>2801694
Sounds fun, count me in!
>>2801770
...C-Can we avoid any unnecesary violence? There is that huge arena over there to do that kind of thing! Just...don't hurt me. And Miss, I'm a grown man...
>>2801614
sure~
>>2801732
>>2801660
Sounds like work
>>2801739
That's not a dance, that's what 5 year olds do when they fight each other.
>>2801771
Give me a day or two before asking for your help. I may end up finding one by myself in that time, but if not I'll come running to you.
>>2801791
I'm sure he isn't either, but imagine all the jealous ladies. They'd all envy me for getting what they couldn't have, and that's enough of a reason for me to go with him.
>>2801782
>grabs your arm
now we can be alone together
>>2801732
Tsk, sounds good to me. I'm not a party type of guy, but hell... go for it.
>
Good! Find your dates and hold onto your asses. I'll bring the details as I work 'em out. Good luck~
>>2801838
That is a dance. I learned it from a guy who was teachink people how to dance ~de geso.
>>2801614
>an event game made up from pairs
Really fucking original
>>2801862
Dates? Do you think Shrimp Buddy would go with me ~de geso?
>>2801862
Sooooooooooo, its a new prom?
>>2801862
I have a bad feeling about this...
>>2801862
Crazy baby.
>>2801862
Oh shit. This is going to be something
>>2801840
I'm also pretty dam sure Ringabell is more popular then you, not to hurt your ego, hey maybe you could ask Ms. Patchouli, she didn't seem to hate you like everyone else does. That was a joke, in probability I'll be the one without a date.
>>2801862
Would you mind going with me? I'll pretend to listen to your concerns and buy you things.
>>2801862
I'll be going with a soldier.
>>2801862
Wait, what?
>>2801823
I wasn't going to hurt you. I promise you that it won't hurt. You might be a grown man, but in the greater scheme of time you're but a little baby. And let's face it, hearing the way you talk it seems like you still are a little baby~!
>>2801886
First Asuka, now prom. Junko is becoming Hoshi?
>>2801862
Well, I ain't going to be apart of this game... not in million years.
What sort of generic event has you people riled up now?
>>2801840
I don't doubt you will, any fool could sense your brimming confidence.
>>2801903
Er...well, to be fair, I'm not certain is Miss Patchouli is as fond as me either.
>>2801806
Now I'm really looking forward to it
>>2801889
Do you want to go?
>>2801862
I have a bad feeling about this.
>>2801903
Why would I take a fatty to a shindig? Also, didn't you say you have someone here that you liked? Just go with them.
>>2801933
I think it's a sock hop.
>>2801933
a singles dance
we just hug ourselves and sway to pretend we're not lonely
>>2801952
>as fond of me*
>>2801933
A dance or something.
>>2801922
>>2801886
>>2801872
It's getting people excited, that's what's important. Good on her.
>>2801963
Good job.
>>2801960
>Why would I take a fatty to a shindig?
savage lmao
>>2801889
>>2801955
Say yes.
>>2801955
I'm going to reconsider it.
>>2801918
Please don't say that, a little baby can't lead a squad towards the dangerous streets of Tokyo. And I might follow you If at least I can get your name...
>>2801973
Fucking this, seriously. Any event is better than the usual circlejerking every goddamn day, just let this happen and shutup.
>>2801960
>>2801962
>>2801969
>She looks unimpressed.
Wonderful. I actually have to touch one of you morons.
I'M FROM THE FUTURE, THE DANCE JUST ENDED
ASK ME ANYTHING
>>2801872
>But it doesn't get old (in my opinion)
>>2801955
I'm sure she does...
>>2801889
Naoto, can I count on you to back me up on this one?
>>2801952
Let's be honest I haven't exactly been able to get a read on what she thinks at all, so who knows, she might.
>>2801960
That's very rude, she is not fat. And yeah, but she hasn't come here in about a week, so I don't know, I just know I won't ask anyone else.
>>2802008
Was it shit? Never mind, I already know it'll be.
NOO not cancer game
>>2801974
Always come at the right times to ridicule me.
>>2802008
Are you a faggot?
>>2802023
yeah it was pretty bad
>>2801872
>>2802011
Anything that changes it from the usual, even if it's done in a joking purpose or just as a way to poke fun should be considered to be worth a shot and worth it. I have to agree with the immortal trash here.
>>2802008
Did I have to interact with one of these pieces of garbage?
Fufu...
Do my ears deceive me, or is there some sort of dance being organized?
>>2802008
Who did you go with
>>2802027
Love you too, babe.
>>2802008
WAS I THERE
DID I GET LAID!??
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>>2801992
Well think about it, ok...
>>2801985
Let her decide on her own
>>2802012
Wait! Huh!?
>>2801996
How many times do I have to say my name... Ugh... It's Tokisaki Kurumi, pitiful one. Keep that in your mind till the last second where I'll make you beg for your life. It might just make your life expectation a bit longer~!
>>2802008
Did Sjin almost destroy the world again?
>>2801952
I've been told that's all it takes to wow the crowds, but we'll see if that idea stands the test of time!
>>2801991
>>2801980
I think you guys may be overreacting. It's not supposed to be that funny.
>>2802005
Or you could stay at home and be a grouch all by yourself.
>>2802020
Let's be honest for a second. Bookworm is definitely chubby from hardly moving at all, and like I said before there's a specific group of people that might like that kind of person.
I'm fucking ready to go with myself. Where's the other me from a few months ago?
>>2802008
Did we get to use the DeLorean again? It was rather fascinating to see the asinine of the past and the future.
>>2802039
I don't think demons are allowed to go.
So what kind of dancing are we doing?
>>2802020
My confidence remains ever kindled.
>>2802051
You certainly have a bizarre way of showing it, how ever could I ever repay such overbearing love?
>>2802061
Was there drama? Good sanc level drama.
>>2802073
For the love of god, just let me have this, kiddo.
>>2802105
The handholding kind
>>2802105
Y'ALL FINNA DO A DADDY-DAUGHTER DANCE
>>2802076
Nice to meet you Tokisaki-san! I'll sew it on my skull like my life depended on it! I just hope my life isn't entirely on your hands, I have a family to take care with.
>>2802128
Get Adachi. Right now. There's work to do.
>>2802061
Good. I guess I won't try and alter the future.
>>2802083
I'd prefer it.
>>2802105
None.
>>2802104
Kukuku... I wouldn't let something as simple as a dance keep me away from fulfilling my duties as a demon.
Speaking of which...
>She strikes a menacing pose, raising her pointing finger high.
KUKU! Do you have that wish prepared for me? You had informed me you had something in mind!
Bold and Brash x Holo
Ken Kaneki x Lala
Roger Smith x Lelouch Lamperouge
Airi Ban x Darth Vader
Maria Naruse x Harusame
Hotler x Hikki
Kamina x Sanya Litvyak
Celestia Ludenburg x Tamaki Suoh
Kashiwazaki Sena x King Knight
Yuma Kuga x Illyasviel von Einzbern
Jimme Dimmick x Jimme Dimmick
Darling x Miia
Karen Araragi X Tsukihi Araragi
Baron Blade x Shadowrise
Marilyn Cage x Decade
Shorty X Cirno
Ganon X Tauros
Miyako Shiina X Yamato Naoe
Dean x Matoi
Fujiwara no Mokou x Major Ocelot
Officer Run x KYM - tan
Rick Grimes x Kneescks
Literally who x himself
Lenny x Microwave
Souuda X King Knight
2pac x Gogo
Endo x Miku
Zomboma x Squid girl
Undertake x itself
>>2802127
Awww.
>>2802152
That'd be nice, but I don't want to force him to do anything.
>>2802171
Alright.
The first ava below this post will have a prom night dumpster baby.
>>2801703
>>2802076
Care to go to the dance with me?
Its not like any human here is worth your time, no pun intended.
>>2802087
I hope he's here, you two look like true love
>>2802185
>No Ram X Sol
Discarded
>>2802185
>Zomboma x Squid girl
>>2802083
I'm just saying she's nice, there's no reason to be so... Blunt about it, tracksuit I like to think you're nicer than that.
>>2802107
As it should, you seem the type to always shine even in a bad situation, we always need those kind of people here.
>>2802185
I'm glad I'm dead.
>>2802128
Aw shit. I can't wait now.
>>2802185
>Roger X Lelouch
I miss those days, well not really.
>>2802185
>Lenny x Microwave
That takes me back.
>>2802073
Trying to help you.
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>>2802124
What are you asking me for? I'm not helping you.
>>2802171
Then do it. Why bother making yourself suffer by putting up with the rest of us?
>>2802177
Oh yeah, I do have a wish. Could you make people like me more?
>>2802213
Think of it as a way for me to motivate her to become better. It's kinda like tough love, you know?
>>2802185
>Marilyn Cage x Decade
I remember this.
>>2802185
>Kamina x Sanya Litvyak
>Jesus fuck, I'm glad that's over.
>>2802201
>>2802214
I suppose i can give the lucky woman child support once I rule the world.
>>2802252
Well then we're screwed. I need to divorce that redhaired piece of worthless scrap and then get ready to dance with my scalpel in the middle of the rest or else this'll end up with a bottle of morphine right at the back of my throat.
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>>2802251
I don't need your help.
>>2802267
So do I
>Kissu
>>2802185
>King Knight on there twice
What?
>>2802265
Because it's entertaining to make you suffer in return.
>>2802189
Well you aren't very disagreeable.
>>2802252
I'll make sure the red matter explosives are present.
>>2802265
Hmm? Is that your wish?
Something like that should be easy enough, if you are willing to pay the demon's price...
Ufufu...
>>2802252
Hey future boy, post the roster.
>>2802185
>tfw I was an entry on a similar list back in October but it never happened
>>2802304
>Blushes
Oh Decade.
>>2802185
>Dean x Matoi
if only...
>>2802265
It still seems kinda mean to me, but I'll give the benefit of the doubt.
>>2802317
>bombing the proms/dance/wedding
Stop stealing my running gags you bakas!
>>2802311
I'd prefer if I didn't have to suffer anymore than I have to...
>>2802322
Thank you, and I promise to share my popularity with the masses.
>>2802376
>crashing party violently
Maybe your gag isn't as original as you hoped?
>>2802156
Don't worry, if I dispose of you I'll make sure that the inevitable happens to the rest of your family. I'll make sure the local Brady Bunch sticks together ufufu~!
>>2802201
>>2802202
If you're already harboring to impregnate me then I'll kindly decline. I can dissolve this entire dance by myself, all the mortals will be too occupied to watch their backs anyways so it'll be a lot easier ufufu~!
>>2802364
Trust me, she's smart enough to know that this is all a joke.
>>2802377
Ku. Ku. Ku.
Neither of those are the price I demand this time.
For a gift like this, I demand something more. Something greater.
We've been rused
Ngw
>>2802376
Look you fucking bastard, I just want to find some copper.
>>2802404
I said I'd give you the benefit of the doubt, you don't need to convince me anymore.
>>2802376
>>2802394
We do it Tet Offensive long time
Someone host
Junko tricked us
Would you be desparate enough to ask waifufags to the prom?
>>2802311
There's nothing to disagree on.
>>2802425
I'm sorry, but you cannot have my soul. My soul is for to enjoy, not for people like you. Maybe one day when the elder gods decide to weaken my soul I'll hand it over, but that won't happen anytime soon.
>>2802453
I'm trying to make sure you understand me loud and clear, Stingray. I don't want any misconceptions happening.
>>2802395
...Can we somehow solve this entire "dispose" situation Miss Tokisaki? Y-You said you wouldn't try to hurt me either, and I don't want to engage any innocent civilian into combat. Unless you want a friendly spar...
>>2802395
Whoever said that? This is more of a..buisness deal than whimsy. You hate having to waste your time on humans, and I hate to see them live. We could get rid of them together and celebrate our newfound alliance at the party.
As far as motives go I think its a perfect relationship.
>>2802495
I want your name.
>>2802478
We have waifufags?
>>2802476
I said earlier that pre-entry would be posted sometime tomorrow. I have to give you guys time to pair up, you know? Make the entry images and all that.
>>2802478
what, like elia and squid girl?
>>2802502
I love her, stay back.
>>2802083
I'm counting on you, my friend.
But if you ever need a helping hand, you can always count on me.
>>2802213
I try my best, though you do seem quite familiar of me, have we met once before?
>>2802495
Dude tracksuit, I said ok, you're a nice semi-cool guy, stop trying to make this a thing, also that demon, be careful?
>>2802513
Hoshi did that for the pairs.
>>2802394
>>2802469
>>2802451
Please, you will remember that whenI gatecrash I do it in style!
They cal me Baron "Mad Bomber" Blade for a reason you know.
It was because i gatecrashed an entire city with explosives!
>>2802560
If it's not broken, don't fix it as they say.
>>2802503
Natsuki Subaru. Please give me things.
>>2802536
Let's think of that as our last ditch effort. I have some plans I want to try out before I seek help from the god of devilishly good looks.
>>2802555
That demon isn't going to ruse me, so don't worry. I remember what she did with those cookies. I'll never forget how much sugar was added to them.
I heard something about a party or a special kind of event coming.
Perhaps, I'll try to cooperate.
>>2802534
Or what worm?
>>2802578
No, Hoshi made the entry images himself so a lot of them fit the same theme instead of forcing people to make them themselves.
But I guess some people are just lazy.
can we have a tournament?
>>2802336
Iida x Aizawa
Mokou x Ocelot
Jabroni x Ghost
Ringabel x Edea
Kuga x Squid Girl
Jimmie Dimmick x Jimmie Dimmick
Ramlethal x Sol
Luna x Raven
Matsuda x Adachi
Kamina x Ruby Gloom
Soviet x Internationale
Gogo x Pac
Sonia Nevermind x Gundam Tanaka
Hajime x Bolin
X7-10 x Ruri Ninjabayashi
Souda x Soda
Aussa x Sakuya
Shirogane x Subaru
Kurumi x Sasake
Eila x Aurora
Yukine x Naoto
Darling x Miia
Rachnera x Izaya
The Real Guy, The Best Guy x Eggman-kun
>>2802592
Kuku! Consider your wish granted!
I shall spread your good name among the populace, so that they will understand how great you, Natsuki Subaru, truly are!
>>2802613
And I'll make them as well. I just need to know who is going with who and I'll handle the rest.
>>2802567
Ya, we crash entire worse Vietnam, big firework party, yes?
>>2802592
Oh please, let me in on the details.
>>2802593
Are you here to serenade me in a song of everlasting love?
>>2802624
You forgot to mention us as the winner.
>>2802624
Now delete all that shit
Let's get some fresh memes in here
>>2802567
Barry almost sucked the entire world into himself. It was clearly Sjin's fault, it's gotta be said. I had nothing to do with it.
>>2802624
>>2802629
That's not what it sounded like, but I'm glad to see you turn your opinion around once more to please the masses. It's funny.
>>2802593
I'm sure we'll need a musician for the night. Make sure to hand out your resume to that hope woman.
>>2802624
Who's Shirogane?
>>2802627
Wait, I change my mind. I don't want this anymore. I'm fine with those baked goods you made before.
>>2802624
>no Asuka x Asuka
>>2802536
We've met before, but I apologize, I haven't properly introduced myself, I am your highness King Kaito, but just Kaito please. I just thought it was necessary even though we may have heard of each other.
>>2802592
As long as you're aware she might that's all I need to know.
>>2802497
Do I look like yet another innocent civilian? I just asked you to follow me to a private location. How painful the disposal will be is up to you however!
>>2802502
But you're yet another mortal. One without a compass, no guiding or anything. Careless destruction of the rest around you. I'll keep it in mind, but I'd rather act out of my own judgement and for now none in here have shown me a sign of having that same judgement, they are either goody two-shoes that have vile thoughts or are vile ones with nothing but destruction on their mind. A perfect pare isn't possible, I'll simply fetch myself a servant or a kitty if anything. I'd rather have a cat or that fuzzy little rabbit at my side.
>>2802624
I don't know who Sasake is and I doubt I'll ever have any interaction with him.
>>2802624
I'm going to kill you, Axl.
>>2802624
>tfw Soviet got a date but not me
>>2802657
Are you being serious? If I tried to have every pair make their own image, the event would never happen. Stop being silly. Besides, if I was going to do it THAT way, I would have been more clear. It will be simpler to make them myself.
>>2802624
Why would I ever pair up with Adachi? If anything we'd be the ones to sit outside and drink while talking and discussing stuff while sitting on the DeLorean.
>>2802669
You think you can change your wish?
>She takes on another "terrifying" pose.
It is too late! You paid the price and the contract is sealed!
All you can do now is make another wish and pay the price yet again! Kuuuuukukuku!!
>>2802695
...You're not? But if you have something planned I can't allow these evil schemes to hurt our valuable denizens! Take me to your base!...In a calm, civilized manner please.
your president is here!
yuno please host
Ocelot!!!!
>>2802706
If there ever was a bigger go ahead for me to off myself this is it
>>2802695
I have more than destruction on my mind. And dont take that out of context.
Besides...why not a fuzzy monkey?
>>2802769
Oh you know SHE'S DEAD
>>2802640
The key theme with all these plans is to trick them into taking me. Let's take one specific situation I've thought of:
I'll lock my keys inside of a car, forcing one of these girls to let me stay the night at their house. Once in their house I'll bring out the big guns AKA smooth talk them with my expert knowledge on sewing. After a night of talking myself up and sleeping on the floor next to their bed they'll wake up to realize I'm probably the best candidate for a partner, ending with them nervously asking me to go with them.
I thought of this on the fly, so don't be too mean.
>>2802676
Trust me, she will. I have faith in her ability to adapt.
>>2802740
But you know nothing about me. How do you plan on talking me up when you only know my name and what I look like?
>>2802765
You're not Armstrong or Trump!
>>2802765
>WHAT
Good christ...
>>2802787
I heard she likes cats better.
>>2802765
I though Iida was the class president?
>>2802706
>>2802781
Have I upsetted you comrades?
>>2802795
What? I am not any of those men, I'm just the president of my country.
>>2802802
No, good president.
>>2802769
I would go again but it's storming and my internet could go out at any moment.
>>2802765
>Kidnaps you
>>2802745
When did I mention a base? I think I made it beyond obvious that I meant to show you a dark little room that'll end in an even darker pit for you ufufu~!
>>2802787
I just don't want to be coupled to some mortal being. It'd be too detrimental to my own life. It's why I prefer a cat, they are docile and stay close to me. You'd build up affection and then your time would run out, it'd just be detrimental to both of us. At least with a cat that can't talk the infatuation will dissipate...
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