MURDEROUS GAMES 64
Thanks to Mokou I was able to find out I skipped some numbers so I'm going to make up for those games.
>FIRST 36
>PROVIDE A NAME IMAGE ON YOUR APPLICATION
>NO ENTRIES BARRED*
>PREVIOUS WINNERS MAY REQUEST A WINCARD
Kuga the Sealed One.
>mfw no class today ayy yeh
>>2792979
Fujiwara no Mokou
Lord Beerus
Papyrus
Supergirl
Casey Neistat
Haise Sasaki
Lisa Mishima
Koyomi Araragi
Kurumi
Yukine
Parsee
>>2792992
Stop skipping class.
Deku the madman
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu
Sanae Kochiya
>>2792979
Mordred
Pit
Misato
Kino
Velouria
The 355th mobile infantry
Eggman-kun
>>2792979
Chipp Zanuff
Enel
Mctrickies
>>2792979
Natsumi.
*sigh*
Kakeru let Specter escape AGAIN. Now Im going to have to spend ages here trying to find that troublemaker.
>>2792945
Stop swearing so much it's not good for you.
Matsuda
![LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5kRNbBp.jpg "LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg")
Asakura Ryoko
Naoki Miki
>>2792979
Aussa the Earth Charmer
>Can I get mine for Elly?
Rosalina
Stoner Head
>there are people in this thread right now that don't know Hoshi is Subaru
Jack Spicer
Celes
Rogue
>>2793016
I didn't skip anything. I got a message about our teacher not coming today so here I am.
Iida Tenya
EFG
>>2793048
Hoshi is a car? Well shit.
>>2793035
'Least he can't really do any harm here.
>>2792948
>>2793029
I think I remember ya sayin' you were. If nothin' else I could tell ya weren't all human or all your own kind.
And...well, yeah, I guess that's th'long an' short of it, huh? People're people.
>>2792932
>>2793019
Shame Reimu didn't pop up...I still wanna have a proper fight with 'er. Game before this, well...she kinda slipped while flailin' 'round in the dark and sworded me in th'face.
>>2792989
Really. Unironically, it's called the European Bison. Used to be extinct in the wild.
>>2792979
>PREVIOUS WINNERS MAY REQUEST A WINCARD
I don't think i have a wincard from game 96 which on there it shows I won, so may I request that?
>>2793048
If this is actually true I'd be fucking astounded
>>2793068
>not 400x400 and .gif
Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay.
>>2793048
Which Subaru?
>>2793044
Sure thing, right after the game.
REAPING
>tfw Hoshi doesn't care about you
>>2793090
Looks fine...
>>2793048
I'm glad people aren't calling me Hoshi anymore...
>>2793090
Thank you for the game.
>tfw hoshi doesn't care about you
>>2793090
And now I am in hell, these two
>>2793032
>>2792983
I don't really answer 'ta any specific authority.
>>2793090
>Much obliged
Fine by me.
>>2793090
Looks good
>>2793070
Who knows, she might pop up later.
She's been visiting more oftenly as of lately
>>2793070
Apart from having a much more...as some of my ''friends'' call it, appealing look thanks to my mixed heritage, Papa tells me i am not one bit weaker than a fullblooded Wolfskin. A fact that fills my heart with pride.
>>2793105
I hope you're the first one to die.
>>2793048
>implying BASED Hoshi would use VLC
kys
>>2793090
>>2793021
Uhm, birdm - Pit? Do you mind if i take another feather from your wing if i manage to best you in combat?
>>2793106
And you don't have to, in my country you'll be free to do whatever is close to the law, or whatever.
>>2793048
Subaru is Okarin
>>2793074
>Huh. Learn something new every day. Now when you say used to, does that mean geneticists were able to breed it back into existence like some are trying to do with the tasmanian tiger, or was it just a misused turn of phrase?
vroom vroom it is i subaru
>>2793150
kek
>>2793090
Pretty fucking good.
>>2793099
Hey Hoshi
>>2793102
y-you too!
>>2793090
BLOODBATH
>>2793129
I wouldn't mind, no
>>2793150
helo it is i sanya
>>2793158
>kissu
>tfw hoshi doesn't care about you
>>2793158
>>2793145
Just telling what i know, they were classified as being extinct in the wild, but they definitely are back in the wild now thanks to breeding programs. There's a small herd of them closed in an enclosed section of the woodsi n the area i live in here in The Netherlands. They are commonly known as ''Wisents'' here. Google it if you are bored.
>>2793158
NANIIIIIIIII!!!
>>2793158
>>2793158
>>2793160
It's better than my initial plan to take both of your wings, yes? Thank you, Pit.
>tail wagging
>>2793171
nigga settle down
>>2793070
I hope not. If he does he's in for a real spanking! metaphorically of course!
>>2793158
Oh, a real Angel?! Out here?!
>>2793158
DAY ONE
Most of the time when you smash a bottle over a table or something you end up with just the neck of the bottle.
>>2793108
Admittedly, my pride's just a tad bruised after that...good luck out th-
>>2793158
>>2793173
Slifer's scales, I don't think th'games like ya today!
>>2793111
>She laughs briefly
Well, it's good that you're happy with yourself.
...Oh, hey, glasses're back. Weird. Why the extra emphasis on "friends", anyhow?
>>2793134
...Er, then what's th'point'a the laws?
>>2793200
Phew. There. That was easy.
>>2793193
I mean, I aint so certain he'd be capable'a it.
>>2793201
I was distracted by the talking Subaru >>2793150
>>2793200
I don't want to die...I don't want to die.
I need to get away from here...
>>2793201
>>2793201
Some of them used to be my enemy and even now our friendship is shaky at best. But for what's it's worth - my best friend is from Hoshido lands and another halfbreed.
>>2793182
Yeah, a lot better, and it's no problem
>>2793193
Well that's what I am, so yes
>>2793200
I want you to tell me everything you know about snake gods.
>>2793200
It was pretty easy, don't worry.
>>2793201
Oh it's for order or something like that.
>>2793200
30 tributes remain.
NIGHT ONE
>>2793200
I prefer to shoot two hundred times
>>2793200
Do you think these would look good on me, Hermes?
[Now you're acting likea normal girl buying clothing and stuff?]
...There is a first time for everything.
Got some new editing software, would appreciate some photoshop requests so I can test out all the features
>>2793200
I'll just sit in this tree and let it heal...Good luck, birdman and woman with the shiny eyes.
>>2793218
Enemies...? Did you, er, ever get involved with mercenary work or somethin'?
>>2793211
Do...they not usually do that?
>>2793229
But when noone listens 'ta th'rules....
>>2793230
I don't even like guns, anyhow.
>>2793230
Easier said that done, have you tried not losing hope with lots of killing going on around you?
>>2793230
Even if I don't believe in lucky charms, I'll treasure this gift.
>>2793200
Cheers!
>>2793208
He wont have the chance to! Dont worry, just let your big sis Natsumi here sort it out!
>>2793219
Oh man, oh man! You know..
>she frowns
I thought you would be a lot more manlier.
>>2793230
I been drinking with a criminal the entire time?!!!
Alright guys, time to come clean.
I've never actually RPed in HG. For a fact, I still don't. I just watch everyone else RP, not once did I have any urge to join in. Not that I think I can do it way better than any of you, absolutely not. I just pop in once in a while, host my shitty games and really bugger off without so much as a say about whatever is happening or about anyone in the community. Yessir, I just keep to myself most of the time posting as my OOC character Asuka, not even trying to be ICOOC at all. I'm constantly nice, flirt with beta males, keep my cool, make sure my pride and arrogance is under check and totally don't think I'm the best while not actually being the best. Absolutely the polar opposite of the Asuka character in the show, which I haven't religiously watched at all. I don't think Junko is a cunt. I care and worry deeply about the community's underage users. I'm totally honest, no secret avatars at all. I think it's disgusting and outright lying to the community and your friends to have anything of the sort. Not that at least 80% of my avatars had started out from being secret avatars in the first place. I don't even have any alt characters besides Asuka at all, I totally don't RP, honest.
>Night fags, AAG tomorrow maybe
>>2793240
Hoshi driving a Subaru.
>>2793246
They don't , but why am I even surprised at this point
>>2793230
I'll call you the Superb woman.
>>2793230
DAY TWO
>>2793246
Some of them tried to kill me at first. A Wolfskin does not forget that easily. Atleast they brought interesting pieces of treasure with them, otherwise i'd decorate my room with their bones.
>>2793161
>>2793261
Goodnight, nigger.
>>2793283
will u marry me
Fucking bills....
>>2793271
Alright, I'll play with you, but no cheating.
>>2793257
... You really know how to wound a guy, y'know that?
>>2793271
This is for the country, I swear.
>>2793271
26 tributes remain.
NIGHT TWO
>>2793271
"Harmless"
>>2793230
I wonder what his face will look like
>>2793271
Can I have some juice?
>>2793261
You're drunk again, good night
>>2793261
Do people actually care if you have secret avas?
>>2793263
Yeah, after a while I guess ya just...get used 'ta weird stuff.
>>2793271
C'mon, I needed that stuff....
>>2793278
Oh. Huh. I guess that was a silly question 'ta ask, anyhow....
>>2793257
How d'ya even know you're older'n me?
>>2793261
>Gnight then
>>2793307
Boring and I've heard it before
>>2793292
Eila?
>>2793307
Three on one? And you even got a guy on the sky to look for me!
Can I at least look for a team too?!
>>2793307
[I'm surprised they didn't stole me!]
You're too heavy. Now get ready, we have a lot of work to do.
Why can't Yukine ever post like Hoshi?
>>2793261
thermal expansion
>>2793307
DAY THREE
>>2793307
Why are we after him anyway?
>>2793322
I think it was reasonable.
Enough talking. Being distracted is bad for your survival. Good luck.
>>2793345
I'm not even a gunsmith, why didn' he ask someone else?
>>2793342
I'm tired and have given up
>>2793345
enjoy the show
![[screams internally].png](https://i.imgur.com/ibTyvWa.png "[screams internally].png")
>>2793345
I really hope this isn't rules like The Ring
>>2793300
Well, most of the guys I work with are pretty annoying, so it just happens~
>>2793322
>she bends down to get to eye level
Isnt it obvious? You're like a tiny, cute russian doll
>>2793345
I told one of you to send out flyers! Cant you do anything right?
>>2793345
Ah yes, the good ol' president guard, don't worry Cat-dude, I'll kick whatever is coming at you.
>>2793345
23 tributes remain.
NIGHT THREE
fuck the desert
>>2793318
Retards assume Hoshi doesn't RP while they don't even know his avas at all. They also don't know Hoshi has standards for himself when it comes to most things he does.
>>2793375
fuck the forest
>>2793345
To be or not to... There's only one audience... What a stupid stage... I am supposed to be acting here!
>>2793376
No no, I don't give a fuck about Hoshi, I know he RPs. I don't care. He's shit.
I just want to know if people are actually bothered by secret avas.
>>2793353
>>2793374
I dunno, it's a bit silly 'ta think of there bein' so many mercs 'round there....
I've done some'a my best work distracted, but hey, if ya say so. Seeya 'round, then. Not that I think I'll be in th'running much longer....
>>2793371
>There isn't that much bending required
Uhuh. Because size an' age're the same thing. That's why grandparents're th'size'a houses.
>>2793345
>>2793374
>shoots one
Oi. You there!
>shoots another one
Oi! Tiny Winged man! Are you there?
>shoots another one
Hey!!! I am calling you! Fine! Fuck you too then!
>>2793374
So who are we killing?
>>2793375
fuck the dessert
>>2793374
DAY FOUR
>>2793374
Watch it, don't let her create a crack on the earth and bury you alive.
>>2793401
>not satou
>>2793400
Oh i'll be around, scavenging for treasure. Yesterday i found this magnificent bear tooth and the femur of a human! This place is wonderfull because of all the treasure here!
>shows her ''treasure'' with a girlish glee.
>>2793421
>>2793414
Y-You need t-to control those a-anger i-issues...
>>2793414
>>2793431
Oh, I guess I'm not dead yet.
>She grins slightly
You've got some interestin' tastes, ya know that?
ok ok
done
anybody want some more shit tier ms paint shops because i can't into gimp
>>2793414
Oh yeah, this is totally a horse, listen to it neigh
>revvs engine
>>2793414
20 tributes remain.
NIGHT FOUR
>>2793398
>Hoshi
>Shit
Opinion disregarded.
>>2793414
And this is why. You don't call me a slut, idiot.
>>2793443
Anger is part of my power.
>>2793451
Miss. I am a girl.
>>2793447
I don't see nothing wrong with them. Humans can keep their boring rings or necklaces made out of worthless metals. Leaves more treasure to be found by me.
>>2793454
That was the only opinion in the post though. He hosts good games and has good RP. He has a shit personality and outlook, that's all.
so is nobody concerned about this
>>2793456
If you don't want to be called slut, don't dress like one.
>>2793400
But your shape shows you can't be fully adult yet. You too young to be an adult, er no offense
>>2793414
What do you think you are doing idiot!! You could have killed me!
>>2793451
Nice try!
>>2793451
I hope not literally...
>>2793458
information noted, stored
...
sorry
>>2793451
DAY FIVE
>gun out of her gun
I really, really need to fix that.
>>2793464
it's obvious bluff
Only a fucking idiot would take anything on 4chan for fact
>>2793478
Dont shoot!
>>2793464
nah, not really.
Anybody who actually plans this shit is going to fuck up due to nerves, autists screw up sex crimes all the time even though it's ez pz.
>>2793464
>Bro, I've been on this site for years and even though a lot of anons talk big, only a few are stupid enough to attempt it. My guess is it was a cry for attention, basically this >>2793486
>>2793469
..... This is the only comfortable clothes I can wear without me disappearing. My armors too heavy to be worn everywhere idiot....
>>2793478
Hmm. New thing...
>shoots
Very useful indeed.
>>2793460
>She laughs softly
Yeah, never saw th'appeal for gold beyond gettin' somethin' nice 'ta eat when I'm feeling extra-lazy an' near a town. And I didn't say silly or nothin', just "interestin'". We all got our own little prized possessions.
>>2793471
You don't look full-grown yourself. And hey, maybe I'm some sorta strange species that only looks human, an' I'm actually 6000 years old or somethin'.
>>2793478
Well, least it'll keep me outta th'sun.
>>2793496
Bolin pls stop acting like know anything about criminal psychology.
>>2793478
15 tributes remain
NIGHT FIVE
>>2793478
>pets the cayote
>>2793478
Jack Bots, attack!
>>2793478
YEY
>>2793509
I'm sure you can find something else.
>>2793514
So I co-.... HEY ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING!? Oh fine, Fuck you I'll just kill you the next day.
>>2793478
It is quite alright.
>>2793510
I'll treasure the feather Pit ''gave'' me for a very long time. And the time we spend together.
I may or may not have been very straightforward with my initial feelings towards him. But i don't want to think of it just yet.
>>2793514
DAY SIX
No evil allowed.
>>2793514
I really don't, but people fuck this up all the time my man. Anybody who's ever actually done this rarely gets away with it and mostly get found out eventually. It isn't criminal psychology it's just that the people who actually do this shit are complete autismos who are bound to fuck up.
>>2793526
Such as? This is the only thing that is comfortable without actually spending that much mana. And besides, Dresses are not my style.
>>2793537
Have your mother ever tell you, Never rob a girl!
>punches him in the face
>>2793529
I never actually talked with 'im much, it's been a while since I'd seen him....But yeah, gettin' worried 'bout it probably aint gonna help ya none.
>>2793537
>>2793554
Er, thanks, lady. I coulda handled it myself, though.
I love you (You)no
>>2793537
>>2793554
NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FAAAACE!
>>2793537
Fucking savage!
>>2793569
y-you too
ehee...
>>2793546
In any kind of crime there's a hundred ways to fuck it up and you're a genius if you can figure out 20 of them. It's less about them being autismos and more about how advanced forensic science is.
>>2793537
12 tributes remain.
NIGHT SIX
Is he talking to himself?
>>2793554
Well if you don't want to wear a dress, then you're just asking for it, and why how are you clothes and mana related?
>>2793566
>shrugs
I might find a reason to kill him later. I might not. But the exchanging of...trophies in our pack is considered a very serious affair.
>>2793583
And now I'm cold... shit...
>>2793583
THE FEAST
"I'm so hungry I could eat a small child."
>>2793583
Can I... Hold your hand?
>>2793566
You should let the killers, do the killing.
>>2793571
Well I only do face. But if you insist.
>kicks you on the groin
>>2793583
This is totally domestic violence.
>kicks him
>>2793587
You see. I am here because I don't seem to have a master. The only way I can survive is off the games which I can just kill people and gain mana. Mana is like part of my energy, so the heavier the clothing are, more mana that I will be burning... Simple logic...
>>2793583
Exactly. Assuming the anon is actually going to try this he'll fail, because there are precautions to take and things to do after you've done the crime, anon likely won't take them.
>>2793583
Right, there's that added....
>>2793594
Really? I thought it'd be more sentimental value. I got a few 'ta the point where I don't even wanna say what they are, let alone show them 'ta most folks.
>>2793619
...I shoulda ordered it rare or somethin'.
>>2793624
Ya didn't even kill 'im, ya just smacked the poor sod silly.
>>2793627
Bolin please just rush through the know-it-all phase.
>>2793619
FUCKING KANEKI!
>>2793624
FFFFF...
>>2793583
>Youknow Yuno will never love you
this sucks
>talks to self all night about it
>>2793619
*cough cough*
>elevator noises
>spooky scary skeletons is playing
>>2793571
>>2793624
Thats fucking brutal! You don't hit a mans family jewels!
>>2793620
O-Okay, but only if you promise to be gentle.
>>2793619
I hope you guys are full because it's time for an
ARENA EVENT
Incidentally, we have our winner next slide.
>>2793624
And is your mana so weak that just wearing a couple pieces of cothing would make you run out of it?
>>2793636
>know-it-all
ah yes, so being a know-it-all is answering a question? very impressive
>>2793658
NOT THE HEIGHTS, NOT THE HEIGHTS!
>>2793658
...Ohhhhh.... this is gonna hurt
>>2793658
How convenient, this red pillow was placed here.
>>2793633
I could have killed him. Pretty much what stopping me is that I think I killed enough people already. 1 half vampire, 1 demon god.
>>2793643
What's wrong? You asked for it....
>>2793653
Well.... What else can I hit...
>>2793658
And here I am,
dying with the same people......
>>2793668
I rather actually conserve as much mana as possible rather than wearing something heavy and waste a lot of mana.
>>2793633
It's more serious than an outsider might think. Some collects the skulls of strong enemies they kill or mighty animals they have hunted down for the pack. To be willing to part with it is usually the first step in courting a potential mate. Pit was allowing me to take even a small bit of what gives him the ability to take to the skies. I cannot imagine a greater gift than that.
>Literally blowing this out of my ass, but i feel this is pretty IC.
>>2793658
Skipped day seven.
3 tributes remain.
NIGHT SEVEN.
Seven is a lucky number you know.
>>2793710
no way
>>2793710
>>2793718
YES WAY
CONGRATULATIONS FUJIWARA NO MOKOU!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NIZOvfKpc
>>2793718
yee
>>2793696
>coughing
Oh god I think you crushed rightie....
>>2793696
You didn't answer my question, but that tells me I was right.
>>2793686
This is a perfect way for you to get rid of your fear for heights.
>>2793710
I want to die.
>>2793725
Placements
TOP 15 BOUNTIES (Games 100 - 132)
! 1. Eggman-kun - 28 kills/2 wins/Legend/Most Wanted - 5300$
2. John Henry Eden - 11 kills/2 wins/Legend - 2600$
! 3. Fujiwara no Mokou - 21 kills/1 win - 2600$
4. Vic Viper - 10 kills/2 wins/Legend - 2500$
5. Andrew Wiggins - 17 kills/1 win - 2200$
! 6. Lord Beerus - 14 kills/1 win - 1900$
7. Casey Neistat - 14 kills/1 win - 1900$
8. Yukine - 18 kills - 1800$
9. Cappy - 11 kills/Murderous - 1600$
10. Mii Gunner & Mii Sword Fighter - 15 kills - 1500$
11. Aqua - 6 kills/1 win - 1100$
12. Bikko - 6 kills/1 win - 1100$
13. Sans - 10 kills - 1000$
14. Elly - 5 kills/1 win - 1000$
15. Kaine - 4 kills/1 win - 900$
FAQ/Minor Bounties/Stats
http://pastebin.com/0VVRSqJ3
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING!
>>2793696
Gods, when I get started in these things, I just don't stop....
>>2793698
...And he's about clueless 'bout you folks' customs, huh?
>She snickers softly
>>2793738
WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS AND IT DOESN'T WORK!
>>2793746
Er, congrats, Mokou! An' thanks for havin' us.
>>2793746
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2793757
>Gimp keeps crashing so I'll finish Elly's wincard and post it for you later okay?
>>2793746
Thanks for hosting
>>2793757
It does work.
>>2793757
M-maybe i should tell him one day. But for now, the thought of me meeting my potential future mate keeps me entertained.
>>2793746
Congrats
>>2793746
16th... well, it could be worse. I could have died first
>>2793746
>Oh
>I'm on the leaderboard. Huh.
>>2793773
>No worries, take your time.
>>2793725
Congrats
>>2793746
Thanks for the game host.
>>2793757
I still maintain my sanity, despite my anger what basically kills every single opponent there is.
>>2793730
Huh? Rightie? Your Right arm?
>>2793735
Well technically, we Sabers have moderate mana usage. Berserker have a higher mana usage than us.
>>2793746
Huh. I did not win but I still kill the most people out there. Hahaha! You guys are pathetic. Thanks for hosting by the way. T'was fun, while it lasts...
>>2793797
Or you could have your wings torn off by someone not as compromising as i am. You live to hunt another day, Pit.
>>2793725
CONGRATULATIONS, HUMAN. THANK YOU FOR THIS FUNNY GAME, HOST.
>>2793780
It CLEARLY doesn't! You think this is th'first time it's happened!?
>>2793781
>She appears to be struggling slightly to keep a straight face
Hey, whatever floats your boat. I'll, er, keep on th'down-low about all that for ya.
>>2793811
Hey, with how non-permanent it is here, 'less you're tryin' 'ta see how bloodless you can win it, ya might as well test just how good ya are, right?
>>2793811
But carrying just a few pieces of cloth shouldn't use all of it, it's not like you're wearing armor all the time.
>>2793834
No but it won't be the last time either. It'll keep happening until you get over that fear.
>>2793746
>coughing
Thanks for hosting.... oh god this hurts...
>>2793811
If you didn't get what I meant, you won't get it.
>cough
Fuck, it feels like I got hit with the Fist of Tebigong there... again...
>>2793818
Yeah... that too... sorry that you couldn't get another feather the way you did before. I can just give you another one if you want
Ded
>>2793834
I will avoid trouble if I have to. But if I don't I just have to kill my way through my ambitions.
>>2793845
I think these clothing are sufficient enough. It mostly covers everything.
>>2793851
Want to try again?
>>2793883
Please don't
>>2793874
>>2793834
Uhm, Pit? Before you do that, in the culture of my race, an exchange of gifts this personal is seen as the giver indicating that he or she wished to start courting the receiver. The first feather was a battle trophy, but if you do this.
And as you said, you have duties of your own to your Lady and to the skies above. So as much as i'd like to say otherwise, i'll only collect your feathers when i earn them by right of victory in battle.
>>2793848
It's not somethin' I CAN get over. It's like that tale about th'guy who loses all his powers when he stops touchin' the ground.
>>2793883
I prefer not doin' it, too, but I sure don't hesitate here.
...Plus, I like 'ta keep improvin'.
>>2793883
They cover very little, you might as well stick a couple of leaves on you and call it a day... You would use veeery little mana with that.
when is a unicorn invasion gonna be an arena event?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VlhQZFTvAn4
I miss _____
>>2793921
Matoi
>>2793921
Nobody.
>>2793904
Never heard of that tale and it is something you can get over with.
>>2793901
O-oh... uh... thanks for warning me... yeah, probably best to do that...
>>2793921
The sense of joy and wonderment I had as a child
>>2793921
When Lambda had only two avatars.
>>2793921
getting prizes in my cereal box
>>2793921
my happiness in this community
>>2793921
>>2793940
as far I know, only Aussa gets shit on for having a lot of avatars
>>2793934
This
>>2793921
Revy, Dipper and Miku
>>2793921
Mitch.
>>2793947
SANYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2793921
Overwatch
>>2793928
Maybe one day, birdman, but that day is not today. In the meantime, i will enjoy besting you in combat for more of your feathers
...And if you'd like, i can give you some of my treasure if you beat me in return.
