/sad/ - Satyrs After Dark 5/11/2016: Child-bearing hips Edition
For the more explicit material not generally allowed on /satyr/. Original content, whether it's art or stories, would be highly appreciated. Discussion is encouraged. just make sure to keep it on topic.
>>2792310
And by 'explicit material' he means extreme fetishes.
>>2793066
Nah, these threads aren't explicitly for extreme fetishes. Anything satyr-related goes, although the primary purpose of these threads are to discuss "lewd" content (both vanilla and extreme) that may trigger the people in /sat/.
>>2793295
Yet it took /sad/ getting popular for the fetish fags to even come over. Get off your high horse.
>>2793542
What are you talking about? I was here from the start, even though I must admit I hadn't expected the first thread to ever become anything more than a porn dump. I was positively surprised that I turned out to be wrong.
>>2792310
Not explicit, but definitely suggestive.
>>2793775
Also, reposting this in hopes /d/ draws more of it.
>>2793775
Did we decide on a name for her?
>>2794092
Nope.
>>2793775
Which of her parents is the manticore anyway?
>>2793295
Vanilla porn has never triggered anyone in /sat/. The only thing that triggered almost everyone there was the huge amount of discussion about fetishes, hardcore incest and inbreeding, not much else. So don't you go around spreading lies that vanilla porn isn't allowed on /sat/.
>>2794174
The father.
>>2794196
What exactly triggers the complain-anons seems pretty arbitrary. Even vanilla incest-discussion tended to set them off, and even certain satyrs regardless of whether it's sexual or not, because they apparently were "flavor of the month" at some point in the past few years.
>>2794273
You (or whoever it was I replied to) brought it up. I agree though. Let's both just shut up about it. We can discuss all the trigger-topics here instead when we feel like it.
>>2794315
Thank you. So, of the non-equine satyrs, who do you think is the horniest/sluttiest? I vote the Manticore girl. She's a sexual tyrannosaurus.
>>2794341
Yeah, manticore or bunny satyrs seem like they'd be pretty high on that list.
Prism in >pic related when?
>>2794601
Good example: Timber and Simmer. How many people have those two filtered? Trick question; those people have them filtered and can't see this, and if they don't have them filtered here; this might serve as a reminder.
>>2794680
But during their height they made up a massive amount of a topic's discussion.
It's honestly bullshit when half or more of a thread is filtered.
Then you have the hardcore incest (daughter harem) that is much harder to filter than two names.
>>2794198
I wonder what their household would be like. Would her parents live together?
Would a manticore be able to get a job in Ponyville, or did he stay at home with his daughter while Femanon went to work?
>>2794739
I imagine it would be comedic; like Angel bunny. He is clearly sentient and sapient to some capacity and can communicate; but not in a way that everyone can understand. So with the Manticore family; would probably go something like...
"*ROARS.*"
>"Huh? I'm just going to Cottonball's."
"*Two roars.*"
>"Honest!"
"*Series of roars followed by pointing to her room.*"
>"Oh my god! What is wrong with the way I'm dressed?!"
"*COMMANDING ROAR*"
>"UGH! I hate you!"
>Manticore pulls out a pudding pop and canned laughter fills the studio.
>>2794818
So I guess only the yet-unnamed-daughter and maybe to some degree Femanon can understand him?
I like everything about that except for the canned laughter. This is now my headcanon.
>>2794869
Also other pets. Angel, Tank, Opal, Winona, etc. Even Spike, but he denies it because it makes him feel bad; being able to understand Pet-ese. Plus, Fluttershy is a given, with the first episode and her whole pet whisperer thing.
The canned laughter is essential to the joke. As is being filmed in front of a live audience.
>>2794908
>Also other pets. Angel, Tank, Opal, Winona, etc. Even Spike, but he denies it because it makes him feel bad; being able to understand Pet-ese. Plus, Fluttershy is a given, with the first episode and her whole pet whisperer thing.
Yeah, I guess that makes sense. But basically, only animals and ponies known to understand animals can understand him apart from his family.
>The canned laughter is essential to the joke. As is being filmed in front of a live audience.
Yeah, I get the joke. Just not a fan of bad sitcom cliches.
>>2794945
Same here. The joke isn't that it's a sitcom cliche. The joke is how people can laugh at how terribad those types of shows are. I laugh at the Big Bang Theory. Never watched more than three eps, but I can laugh at how awful it is. Like watching. An atheist try and argue how superior he is to people who believe in god. It's one of those "it's so bad, it's good" things. B t dubs, atheism is fine; it's trying to argue superiority that is hilarious.
quick question: anyone know what a lion vagina looks like? google isnt helpful today.
>>2795299
Sadly, I can't say that I do.
>>2794522
>Human-looking shoulders and pussy.
I'm on my phone right now and don't have any reaction images, but imagine I posted a dank meme expressing strong feelings of disgust and disapproval.
>>2795487
>>2794522
Did it for you m8
>>2795299
I think it's just a tiny little slit. No extravagant vulva. Lions have tiny junk.
>>2795545
i dont wanna give the manticore (ive been calling her alice) a horsepussy, but human puss has become boooooring
>>2795299
Like this.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/5/26/637218__solo_oc_explicit_nudity_solo+female_blushing_traditional+art_vagina_anus_ass.jpg
>>2795602
nice!! i tried looking up gilda, but it wouldnt give it up. mucho thanks, anon.
>>2795602
Works for me.
coloring vaginas :/
>>2794092
I threw in Coraline
gimme a request
>>2796293
yo if you guys request some oc or whatever, im gonna need a ref or something since im not a regular here
>>2796583
>>2796293
Bunny Girl as per here >>2796384
>For a pic? If so then I want to see a bunny satyr girl drooling and thinking of the dick
>>2796583
Here is Prism
>>2796964
Also here for a better ref
>>2796384
>Coraline just reminds me of that movie.
Same. Just doesn't sound right in my opinion.
>>2796630
>>2797322
Hot damn this is awesome. Thanks Anon. By any chance can you make it bigger?
>>2797216
Honor, because she comes from Manticore.
>>2797363
How about Colette instead of Corette? Corey doesnt really sound right for her, and Colette can be shortened to Cole if you want to have a tomboyish nickname.
>>2796293
This is Laika by the way if you want to do a one shot of her in heat.
>>2797511
Yeah, Colette sounds alright.
>>2797600
Thanks again Anon, you're pretty based.
>>2797322
Nice
>>2798061
The request is wanting this character >>2796990 to be in this pose >>2794522 if I understand the request right.
>>2798061
Its tradition for them to be more animal on the bottom so yeah, lets go dog puss.
>>2798149
fortune cookies are awesome anyway
>>2797572
I dunno. Reminds me a bit too much of Kohlette.
>>2798307
>"Heya buddy. Ready to start the day? Come on, come have a seat. Only one right way to start the day."
>>2797511
http://imgur.com/a/lo8JF
>>2798580
>>2798580
Is that Anon her father?
>>2798745
Nope. I mean, if you want it to be, sure. Kinda the point of Anon. Whatever you wanna insert.
>>2798829
Whatever, you say?
I'll go with half-brother then.
>>2798580
Damn Anon, thats some nice work. And i really appreciate the little comic building up to it, I had a laugh. What brought you to this little thread of ours?
>>2796293
Can we get this sexy dragon boy as a sexy genderbent dragon girl? Maybe jacking off using a rumble controller? Or more Laika fucking? >>2798580 would be great
>>2796293
Petunia riding Utah
>>2799247
All of this please!
>/sad/
Is that really the acronym you guys wanted?
>>2799476
It's fitting; considering why it was created.
>>2798947
just wanted to draw some qt satyrs and warm up a bit
>>2799758
Well its great you dropped by, we always like to see new faces.
>>2799910
Unless you're a dirty elf
>>2799247
Do you think drakes have a knot on their penis?
>>2800603
I think it varies. Some have retractable dicks, some have double dongs, some have human peens, and some have knots.
>>2800603
I always pictured them as being real slippery and sleek with the shaft getting thicker the further down it goes. They also have no visible testicles either as they are in their bodies.
wwwhoops!
>>2801047
Oh my... Naughty~
>>2801047
I like the fetish fuel, but there any chemistry there?
>A chick with a dick
>A feminine boy who likes dick
... Hmm. Something, but not much.
>>2801303
>snapshot's passion for photography led him on a short encounter with shooting action shots, challenging himself to catchh clear, crisp shots of the dramatic inbetweens.
>since his mom knows everypony worth knowing, she set him up with a kid to help him out.
>she was even around his age, and a cutie to boot!
>she liked to ride various vehicles, skateboards, scooters, and even bikes here and there, and snapshot was more than happy to film her until the sun shone a pretty orange glow on the pegasatyr.
>young makeouts and experimenting over a summer-long collaboration between the two.
>>2801441
a little cute for /sad/, whoops
>>2801441
I ship it. HalfShot.
whats happening?
>>2801873
Someone is getting that good sick from behind.
>>2801873
Satyr is looking in a chest, asking their little sibling what they want to play with. Purely non-sexual; just a sexy pose.
>>2801873
Snapshot is getting fucked by Half-Pipe.
>(“From a young age we are taught two things, one, our place in this world, and two, the teachings of our Great Father. In our warren that spans many miles we each have our own roles to fulfill. As for me, I’m what you call a patroller.”)
>The sea of green grass ripples like waves as the wind blows a cooling breeze against the young bunny-girl satyr’s face. She takes in a pleasant scent and closes her eyes before hearing a yell “Hey! Flatfoot!”
>Broken from her daydream the young bunny-girl satyr replies annoyed ”What do you want Clover?!” She asks as another bunny-girl hops over landing with a loud thud.
>”Breaktime is over, time to get back to patrol.”
>”Ugh, fine.” She sighs getting up and fixing her olive green uniform, limbering up she cracks some bones and fixes her matching beret. Taking a deep breath, she leaps forward and into action.
>Her massive padded white feet pick up momentum as the bunny satyr girl follows behind. As they run through the clearing, other bunny satyrs emerge from the grass and follow.
>What was a team of two becomes a squad of twenty as they run in a singular purpose to a wooded area. Ducking, leaping, and sliding through the never ending bark, they reach a sharp incline before coming to a stop.
>One of the bunny girls squats down with labored breath as her teammate comes up and unscrews a canteen “You’re doing good rookie, just remember to breathe through your nose and not your mouth.”
>Making no reply the tired bunny greedily grabs the canteen and gulps down the water before stopping to cough as some of the onlookers laugh.
>Not far off Flatfoot and Clover look over a partially drawn map together, Clover produces a crudely fashioned pencil and scribbles the incline on to the map. “There, now we know what’s past this forest. Should we see what’s on the bottom of this incline?”
>”No it’s too dangerous. We’ll head home and come back next week with the proper gear.”
>>2802710
>Clover nods as she heads back and whistles “All right pack it up ladies! We’re heading back to the warren!”
>The morale of the squad was lifted upon hearing they would be returning back, it wasn’t uncommon for patrols to last weeks but that wouldn’t be the case today.
>The journey back was long and hard, but spirits still ran high as everyone was happy to just go back home. Upon reaching the edge of the warren, all the girls give shit eating grins and run happily to their home completely out of formation.
>Like a band of giggling school girls, they all gossip, and snicker as they hurry down the halls to their living quarters.
>Taking a sharp right turn, they enter the showers. Forming a line they undress while walking and tossing their dirty fatigues into a large hamper.
>One by one the showerheads turn on as the bunny girls let the steamy water pelt their petite figures. One thing all patrollers share in common was slender forms and tiny busts, much needed requirements for squeezing through cracks and crevices during patrols.
>The water slides down each of their curves as they slowly run their hands along their bodies, taking special care to clean every neglected nook and cranny over the days out on patrol.
>Relief quickly set in as they felt clean for the first time in what felt like an eternity. As the different bunnies lather and rinse, Flatfoot exhales happily walking out of the shower room. Her tight little silver short shorts sway from side to side as she walks down the hall.
>Passing burrow after burrow, she reaches one and swings the large wooden door open entering her room. Tossing her towel to the side she goes over to her bed and crawls on it before resting on her back and sighing restfully.
>It wasn’t long before a familiar throbbing returns, she winces a bit rubbing her thighs together before her hands slowly make their way to her shorts.
>>2802770
>With little moans and groans she massages her clitoral area back and forth, rubbing large lumps of flesh against the fabric of her shorts.
>Not satisfied, she quickly shimmies down her shorts to her knees and plunges three fingers into herself. Slow panting quickens to steady gasps as she teases her entrance in and out, in and out.
>Nearing completion she bites her lip and squeezes her legs together before moaning out an orgasm. Her pussy contracts in vain without any male to milk but comes to a crawl as she half asses sliding back on her shorts.
>Idly playing with herself, she leans on her side and gets comfy as she slowly drifts into sleep “I’d give anything to be a breeder.” She mutters before resting.
>Today was another day for Patrol Team 6.
>>2802796
im not into "herding" per se, but these bun soldier/army is really cute !
>>2802940
Eh, it can go either way to be honest. I like the idea of Craster's Keep cranked up to 11, but they also could be a country that just severely regulates their population control. Both are equally feasible in this parallel lewd verse. But I will agree these bunnies are cute as all hell
>>2802796
I love the bun empire, and hope we get more of it.
>>2804931
Who would honestly want to read about the daily lives of sexually frustrated bunny girls in their empire where access to males is severely limited? And what would you like to see more of Anon?
>>2805835
I would.
Pretty much anything. Like short tales from the lives of different castes of the empire.
The priestesses instructing the young in the word of the great father.
The soldiers or missionaries bringing back non-bunnies so the great father can create new types of sisters.
Lewd with the girls in the great father's harem.
Just off the top of my head, of course.
>>2805835
I would. How about some forbidden un-government-approved romance?
Bonus if it's with a sibling.
>>2805835
I would love it if Anon was just an innocent victim of all this and thar his children just spin tales of his leadership and diviness because they just misinterpret it that way. Also where's his wife?
>>2806017
He long ago learned to go with it, and just enjoy the endless stream of girls eager for his seed. It'd be living the dream, if they didn't keep taking every word he said as absolute truth.
>>2805923
Yeah, I was planning on writing little one shots on different castes in the Bunny Empire. Just need time to do it since I work a lot and usually dont get to sit down and write until my days off which is usually tues and wed. I think the next one Im gonna write about is the "priestesses" which are basically teachers. The soliders/missionaires are basically the Patrols who go out and scout to expand the empire.
>>2806007
>Bonus if it's with a sibling.
You know, I was gonna write it in the past one shot but then I kept getting called away to do some other shit but I was gonna write that /some/ of the bunny satyrs engage is incestuous lesbian relationships kind of like the Spartans did except without the wincest. It was gonna get steamy in the shower to say the least. Maybe next time.
>>2806017
>I would love it if Anon was just an innocent victim of all this and thar his children just spin tales of his leadership and diviness because they just misinterpret it that way
You bastard, that was going to be the big reveal! Oh well, I'll try to keep that or change it up. As for his wife, I always head canon that it was the love child of Angel and Femnon, and he met her and she soon became his wife. And that was where the bunny empire started.
>>2806119
Are you going to pastebin this? I'd love to have it in the searchable archives.
bedtime with the great father
>>2806119
>incestuous lesbian relationships
Not personally into lesbian incest. I was thinking of a brother-sister relationship.
>>2806281
Males sadly have no place in the Bunny Empire, but just for you I will try to find a scenario to write that out. Could be a fun one shot. What role would males have in the bunny empire?
>>2806356
Laborers. Heavy lifting, building, soldiers, etc.
>>2806356
They're sent out to spread human genes to other races, since only the human parts usually pass on.
Conquer other nations by outbreeding and assimilating them.
>>2806356
Well, there would have to be males to impregnate the breeders.
I imagine they could be anything that doesn't require being female - soldiers, workers, etc.
Of course, only the ones who showed remarkable ability would be selected for breeding.
What do you think would be the pros and cons of having sex with the different species of satyrs?
>>2806574
Depends on the species I guess. For pony satyrs, obviously glorious winking horse pussy.
For arimaspi satyrs, large and easily fuckable urethra. (without requiring years of stretching)
>>2806574
Ponies - Female
Pros: Winking pussy. Boobs. A mouth that can handle a human cock more easily.
Cons: Pee during orgasm. Might kick you if you try surprise butt sex. The tail might get in the way or hit you.
Ponies- Male
Pros: Larger or more fitting human/horse/hybrid cock. Horse legs are strong for carrying sex. Cute.
Cons: Risk of ten second lasting time. Probably greedy, like real horse males. Might kick you if you try a surprise reach around.
>>2806836
>Might kick you if you try a surprise reach around.
Horses can't really kick with any appreciable force once you're close enough to be pressing against them.
>>2806836
>Pee during orgasm
>implying that's a con
>>2806574
Gryphons
Pros: Tight as all hell.
Cons: Claws. Quick to anger and will scratch.
>>2806574
>Sphixes
>Pros: Extremely flexible, anal lovers, blowjob enthusiasts, cute purrs
>Cons: Small vagina, rough tongue, claws and talons
>>2807043
To be fair, it's probably easy for her to get carried away and scratch something even without meaning to. Best have her wear oven mitts during sex.
>>2807017
For people without watersports fetish it is. But for watersports enthusiasts/the Japanese; that's 2:1 on pros and cons. A pony satyr is just right for you.
>>2806574
The pros for drakes would have long tongues, wide hips, double dongs if you're lucky, and big orgasms/cumshots. The cons would be that their internal temperature is really high, they often get carried away when having sex, they'd be possessive, a high libido which isn't often satisfied, and the big orgasms are pretty messy
>>2807681
Oh yeah, and the sharp claws, sharp teeth, and the rare possibility of being burned from their flame breath.
>>2807720
Which is why muzzles exist.
>>2807772
Laika finds offense to that
>>2806836
>Ponies - Female
>Pros: Winking pussy. Boobs. A mouth that can handle a human cock more easily.
Don't forget squash soup.
>>2807864
That's a con in my book
>>2807883
>not wanting your satyr daughteru to gush hot gooey marecum all over your balls
>>2808029
>Daughteru
That's even worse.
>>2805835
Ever read the Sisters of Cleaning? It's basically /tg/ fanwank about sexually frustrated Adepta Sororitas, but it seems pretty similar to how many bunny girls would spend their days.
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sisters_of_Cleaning
>>2806017
>I would love it if Anon was just an innocent victim of all this and that his children just spin tales of his leadership and diviness because they just misinterpret it that way.
Anon still has to figure out why all of his extraordinarily large family all bow to him and ask him to forgive their sins whenever they see him. He didn't even see them do anything naughty and his waifu just giggles and tells him not to worry about it when he asks her about it.
Alternately if you don't go for the completely oblivious Anon headcanon, I remember some discussion a few days ago where basically Anon never actually claimed to be a god of any sort, but once the rumour started among his children and got out of hand, he basically gave up on trying to persuade them otherwise because it was too much effort. Sort of how like in 40K the Emperor taught that there were no gods and tried to stop people treating him as such, but once he was entombed on the golden throne people quickly turned to worshipping him.
>>2809618
The strongest and most skilled males would probably be highly regarded and rewarded for their service to the people. They would be given free access to the breeders. As such, it would generally be in their interest to maintain status quo.
why must i be awake at 6am.
anyone here active in the community offline?
>>2810624
It's 4:05pm here.
>>2802796
>(“The Warren”) Was a catchall term for the homes in which a bunny was raised, but in truth there were many warrens spread throughout the land. Some were better at a task than others, for this particular warren was great at two things, solider and food production.
>It is often joked among the citizens that the secret to raising a good solider is a steady diet of good home cooked meals, but the truth is a little more mundane.
>As the sun rises along the land the clashing of steel and the forceful grunts of men can be heard. Training began bright and early for the males of the Eastern Warren. Instead of textbooks and sacked lunches, the boys would ready their wooden swords and shields before heading off to the outskirts of town.
>Today was an introduction to steel weapons led by Captain Olive Branch, a fierce and skilled solider with a thick faded black coat and matching beard. Though starting off as an ordinary foot solider, his talents with a sword quickly raised him through the ranks.
>With such qualifications, it was a seriously lopsided match as the young kit against him wildly swings his sword.
>In the crowd a short young rabbit tries to get a better look at the fight, his silver fur muddies as he takes to crawling on his knees and between the powerful legs of one of his seniors.
>Standing up, he comes to about waist high of the male he crawled under and smiles triumphantly before being grabbed by his ears and tossed to the back of the group “Damn it Runt, get out of my way.”
>Back to the action, using his shield Olive deflects the attack and pushes in, ramming the poor boy in the chest and sending him flying backwards onto the ground.
>>2812395
>Before he can even finish his coughing fit the dim sword tip points to his face, “You’re leaving yourself to wide open, keep the shield to your chest so you don’t get it caved in like that again.” Taking a step back, he addresses the crowd of hopeful kits and bucks “Fighting with steel swords and shields is nothing like the training you’ve been doing with your wooden sticks and stones. This boy here was supposedly the best in your lot and he went down in minutes.”
>”That’s not fair! You’re the Eastern Captain, of course I was gonna lose!” The wounded rabbit yells trying to save face.
>”Hahahaha, do you think a blade cares what rank I am? What matters on the battlefield is skill, not pride, not rank. If I let my title get to my head, I could end up on the ground just as easily as you.”
>His words sour the mood a bit as the class takes a moment to sink it in. During that time Olive walks away as the rest of the trainers begin class. As he heads for town he is called to “Hey!”
>He stops and looks back to see a ragged and muddied young boy clutching a wooden sword and shield. Olive smiles and turns fully around to face him, resting his arm on the hilt of his sword “Hey Carrot, wanna grab a bite?”
>Silverware clinks and clanks in the background as Olive hungrily downs a large steamed veggie stuffed croissant in several bites. “Oh yeeeeah, I’ve missed home food so much.” He comments beard full of fallen crumbs and vegetable pieces while rubbing his stomach. Carrot sits across from him, food untouched and a small scowl on his face.
>”Stop stalling Olive! You have to hurry up and train me!”
>”We are training, rule number one, always start the day with a great home cooked meal. Ah, I envy you, getting to spend your days at home and eating all this delicious food, what I wouldn’t give to have that life again.”
>”You say it like it’s the greatest thing in the world, I hate being here and living with the wet nurses, I want to be a solider like you.”
>>2812406
>”Trust me you don’t want to be out there, even if you COULD do it. It sucks.”
>”Well its no better here.” He pouts as Olive smiles
>”Let’s just agree that the grass is always greener? Ok?” Getting up, he does a bit of stretching before looking to Carrot “All right, lets begin your training.”
>”Um, Olive? You may want to clean your beard first.”
>Far from the open and accessible training grounds from before, Olive and Carrot find seclusion behind a large stone building. The rows of clotheslines add an arena type feel as the assorted sheets and clothing waft in the breeze.
>Carrot readies his practice sword as Olive does the same, focus and determination on both their faces Carrot lunges forward. Discarding his shield, he uses both hands to strike from the right and slams into Olive’s shield.
>Sword in hand Olive returns his attack with one of his own as he slashes from above, Carrot jumps back and uses the sword like a spear, aiming for the small opening in his chest.
>Realizing what he is trying, Olive brings back down his shield and protects his opening, deflecting the sword away before going in for his own attack. Carrot smirks and jumps over his sword, kneeing Olive in the face and sending them both crashing down to the ground.
>”Oh honey suckle melon berries! That hurt!” He yells almost offended sitting up and holding his now bloody nose.
>”How did I do? Did I win?” Carrot asks excitedly getting on his knees and sitting upright.
>”You won alright; you won the biggest rabbit-hole award.” He winces trying to clear his sinuses.
>Suddenly a feminine voice calls out “Carrot! What did I tell you about practicing in the clotheslines!?” The two look back to see a well endowed bunny girl satyr wearing a modest white button up blouse, and long black skirt. She takes a moment to look at Olive and smiles before running over “Olive!” She happily yells before going over to hug him “I’ve missed you.”
>>2812453
>”Haha, there there, its fine. I missed you too Blue.” He replies stroking her chestnut hair as she sniffles a bit.
>Fixing herself, she looks at the two of them “Cmon, I’ll fix you two some lunch.”
>In the kitchen, Blue preps some carrots and fills a pot as she talks with Olive. Not far off Carrot sits at the table annoyed and watches them before getting up “Excuse me.” He states before walking away.
>Blue watches as he enters his room and sighs sadly, “Olive, I think you should talk to him.”
>”About what?” He smiles helping himself to an uncooked cob of corn.
>”He’s been saying…treasonous things lately.” He stops chewing and looks at her before swallowing “I keep it to myself because I love him, and don’t want him to hurt him but I think he wants to overthrow Great Father.”
>”Tsk, you had me worried there for a minute. Great Father encourages friendly sparring, its not treason to want to beat him.”
>”Still, the way he talks sometimes, it just worries. Please just talk to him, you’re his brother, he’ll listen to you.”
>”Fine, fine, I will. But after lunch, I’ve been dying to have some of your home cooking.” He smiles.
>In Carrot’s room, he does squats in the corner while looking at a painted portrait of the green man known as Great Father, “I’m gonna kill you.” He says to himself as he squats away.
>Today was another day in the Eastern Warren.
Dont got no pictures of male bunny satyrs.
>>2812460
You are going to upload this to the Searchable Archive, aren't you? I'd hate to see anymore stories be lost forever again.
>>2813341
I have no idea what a searchable archive is, if you mean load it to my pastebin then yeah I will. I have a copy saved on my PC so I wont lose it, but I just tend to wait on loading it to my pastebin. I feel I get more done when I dont "make it official" But no need to worry Anon, I will post it sometime this week.
>>2812460
Never stop writing the, fampie.
>>2812460
>”He’s been saying…treasonous things lately.”
Great Father's holy order of the inquisition would like a word.
>>2813379
>I have no idea what a searchable archive is
Oh, okay.
Well, this is the searchable archive
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
We use it in /satyr/ and upload every kind of satyr story to it so people can find it a lot easier if they want to read it. Of course, a LOT of stories are missing since not everything that has been written in the past has been saved and uploaded... yet.
If you don't know how to upload a story to that site, then don't worry too much. Someone else might just do it for ya, or tell you how to do it yourself if you can't figure it out on your own.
>>2813606
That link dont work for me, guess I'll just rely on the kindness of strangers for that one.
>>2813472
Thank you? Not really sure what that means.
>>2813564
>Great Father's holy order of the inquisition would like a word.
>Pic related
https://youtu.be/03nUMw7japI?t=35s
What is each female satyr's favourite kind of panties? Or do they all prefer to go commando?
>>2814579
Commando. It gives dad easy access.
That's assuming they wear clothes at all. Ariana rarely wears more than her jewelry and toys, for example.
>>2814579
Most just go commando and only a few wear underwear for specific occasions. Glimmer for example only wears underwear when she goes to bed while somebody like Misty wears it only to feel sexy for a special somebody.
>>2814579
Commando. All the native Equestrians go naked most of the time and don't really care about clothes. Besides, their tail covers their pussy most of the time.
Some like to wear shirts for fashion purposes, in cold weather, or when around particularly prudish humans, but generally they prefer minimalistic or no clothing when the climate allows it.
Why is /sad/ so dead? I was looking forward to reading what you guys were up to during my break.
Ok, so im taking one shot requests for stories then. I'll try to work on them during my lunch.
>>2817538
I dunno. I've been busy doing nude edits and playing Dark Souls 3 most of the time.
>>2817538
Well, I saw all the bunny empire stuff and stepped back to /sat/ for a spell. Not sure where everyone else is. Work, school, etc?
>>2817796
Personally I've been playing a crapload of Stellaris and have been too busy to contribute.
volunteering at a con atm. its pg, so probs no pyorn from me, at least until late :/
>>2819746
>Being this sensitive
Jeez, Tumblr-Anon, grow the fuck up. Your bunny empire pisses people off, get over it. It's in the same bin as Timber and Simmer, oh boo hoo. Those two still get love and so will your shit. Grow some balls ffs, not everyone HAS to like your thing. Don't be a bitch.
>>2819746
>Nude edits? I'd like to see me when they are done.
They are. I've posted them in the EqG / Humanized Edits thread in /mlp/.
>Did you do the Thistle one?
Yes.
>>2814687
>It gives dad easy access
Good girls.
>>2819746
Not sure if sarcasm or not, but hey, you're here, aren't you?
>>2819956
I'm fairly certain he was being sarcastic.
>>2819746
its cool! you feel less like a loser when youre surrounded by other losers in pony merch (srsly is fun)
>>2820294
I used to go to anime cons to try and find a nerdy qt to be my gf but I gave up on that dream when I hit 28 and realized 99% of the con goers are like 16. And the ones of age already had bfs. Now I just go to get caught up on new anime and talk with losers like me. It's way more chill now and when I jack off, it's for fun and not anger.
>>2820473
ive met a couple qt girls at everfree, but none interested. lot of interested guys tho, lmfao.
I wonder where /d/anon is, and DJ. Haven't seen them in a while.
>>2824026
What about those requests from the previous threads?
>>2824119
repost plz? im drinking.
>>2824026
Not a repost, but could you do a pic Darcy tongue wrestling her younger cousin Peach?
>>2824527
>a pic of Darcy tongue punching her younger cousin Peach's ponut?
Ftfy
>>2824026
Ariana proudly peeing in a urinal next to daddy, using her brand new hollow urethra plug.
>>2824527
there will be more, going out to eat
>>2825611
A good/10
>>2825611
I really like how Darcy's tits are squishing against Peach's delicious flat chest
>>2824276
Grabbed a few. I KNOW I missed some, but these are the ones I could easily find.
1) Gracious /d/, you're making us super hot with all this. Do you think you could do a Futa Kaos and Mumble pic anytime?
2) If you're taking requests can you do >>2643806 (the futa kaos and mumble suggestion)
Spit roasting a r63 Timber? Regular would also work, but I like boobs.
3) >Kaos and Mistake get it on.
>It is basically /d/'s (not /d/non) greatest fetish and most inspiring 2 hours ever.
>So amazing, that people were too distracted, too aroused, and too moved to record it.
>It lives on in legend only.
4) Trap Pogo getting fucked/ sucking cock
Trap Garnet getting fucked/ sucking cock
Trapshot in a gangbang/ at a glory hole
Yuzu playing with a dildo (Pretty sure this was for DJ though)
Like I said, know I missed some.
>>2824026
Maybe a pic of Sugar Chimes giving Anon a little ball worship?
>>2824026
Can you do Fem-Muddle; gagged, and getting fucked in the ass. Self lubey booty would be appreciated.
>>2824026
These traps getting fucked in an orgy
>>2824026
Think you can do more of https://imgur.com/a/OzAYE ?
>>2826430
>Muddle
>Trap
>>2824026
Can we get a gender bend Muddle? Preferably using a dual shock controller as a vibrator?
>>2826855
I second this.
>>2819953
what people find so hot about condoms i will never know. for me it's all natural, all the way, every day
Since this seems to be where our esteemed resident artists live now, I'd like to request if possible a Pogo version of this picture, possibly with a third panel showing a mail pony looking confused while attempting to get Pogo to sign for a package or something.
>>2827665
I like a good creampie as the next guy, but their's something extremely hot about a spunk filled condom about ready to burst.
>>2813829
>Not really sure what that means.
It means that I was really drunk when I wrote that and couldn't type correctly, in addition to attempting to express my approval and appreciation for the green you've donated thus far, and the hope that you'll continue to shower more content upon us.
>>2827701
I don't get the appeal, but whatever floats your boat.
>>2827693
>Memes
Off yourself. If only because you are clearly underage and shouldn't have to suffer adulthood. Save yourself before it is too late.
>>2827693
What would a Pepe satyr look like?
>>2827665
I think doing it raw is much hotter too, but I don't blame people for going an extra degree to avoid accidental pregnancy when you're fucking your own kids.
>>2829069
From a realistic point of view, that's a fair point.
From a wish fullfillment point of view,
>not wanting to knock up your daughteru
>>2829107
>tfw have impregnation fetish
I'd end up having a ton of grandkids.
And be the father of each and every one.
>>2828041
I don't care about the meme, I just think it's the sort of thing Pogo would say.
>>2829177
They'd end up being inbred monstrosities that you'd have to name Mongo and keep locked in the basement when you had company over.
>>2829193
>buying this kind of moralist propaganda
>>2829193
Nah, that's unlikely. They'd be fine, just even less horse-y than their halfbreed mom.
Despite the taboo of inbreeding, it's only a real problem that'll create retarded babies when you do it again and again across several generations.
It's more risky to have children with a woman past 45.
>>2829286
>Despite the taboo of inbreeding, it's only a real problem that'll create retarded babies when you do it again and again across several generations.
>It's more risky to have children with a woman past 45.
I've heard of this argument for supporting incest but is it actually true or some twisted representation of a study to support an agenda?
>tfw referenced this to try and persuade my cousin that it was ok to be romantically involved.
>tfw she still didnt care
>>2830268
>tfw she still didnt care
>>2830268
>I've heard of this argument for supporting incest but is it actually true or some twisted representation of a study to support an agenda?
No idea, but it doesn't really matter. The problem can be eliminated by early screening, which should be done regardless as there is always a chance of defects regardless of whether the couple is related or not.
>>2829246
>Moralist
>>2829107
>>2829177
>>2829286
Which satyrs would be most willing to carry daddy's baby?
>>2833322
Probably Home Run or Gumdrop, because electra complex.
>>2833355
I can see Gumdrop having the hots for her dad. And he would totally wreck that.
>>2833355
>Home Run
>electra complex
Her mom is Little League?
Damn, she'd better be ready to put up one hell of a fight.
>>2836165
I'm sure they have daily "who can make daddy cum the most" competitions.
>>2836381
Heh. I guess that'd be one way to settle it.
>>2836165
Yep.
Lyra and Bon Bon herded together as a package deal, then Lyra convinced Anon to bring in her cousin Little League as a cocksock.
And all the resulting satyrs were little electras who begged to be daddy's cocksocks too.
>>2836663
So by having kids, Anon only expanded his herd?
Kinky.
>>2836728
And by having grand kids.
>>2836381
>>2836508
It's fun for the whole herd.
taking one shot story requests
>>2838310
Home Run follows in her mothers hoofsteps, becoming Anon's cocksock.
>>2838259
>have big herd with satyrs
>they all want to do this
R.I.P. penis
>>2838310
Humanity nuking Equestria for the greater good. Humans ruined ponies, bow they must clean up their mess. In reality, ponies let them think they were nuked so they can continue to enjoy they seven deadly sins, debauchery, and human sex.
>>2838353
>Little League cooks bacon for you as you sit at the table and read your paper.
>Suddenly Home Run comes around the corner sporting some tight black spandex shorts and equally tight small top.
>She prances around in the getup right in your line of sight as you give a passing glance before going back to reading.
>Just like her mother, no wasn't in her vocabulary as she then crawls into your lap and rests her small rump on your crotch "Whatcha reading daddy?"
"Home, what did I tell you about.."
>It's then you're hit a very Freudian scent, she was wearing the same perfume her mother wore.
>Your dick twitched just a bit as she gives you a ("just fuck me") lip bite but you quickly slide her off.
"Ok off you go now, run along."
>"Oh cmon dad!" She whines as Little League comes up and slides the bacon onto your plate.
>"Oh cmon sweetie, let her just sit on.." She sniffs around before sniffing your crotch and looking towards her daughter "You little tramp, get your own perfume!"
>"No! It's wasted on OLD ladies."
>"Why you little, go to your room! No breakfast for you."
>"Fine! I like making oatmeal anyway because it keeps me regular unlike your constipated stomach."
>"I'll have you know I'm taking supplements for that!"
"Can you guys not fight for literally anything?"
>Little League gives an annoyed hmpf and places a hoof on you "Fine, we were supposed to have SEX anyway." She grins looking to Home as she puffs her cheeks
>"Go have your lackluster sex, he's gonna think of ME anyway!"
>"Our sex is so amazing we sell tickets to watch it on the Internet!"
"HONEY!"
>Today was a some people aren't meant to be parents kind of day
>>2838955
>OLD ladies."
>League is only 9 horse years older than Home Run.
>>2838955
Laughed.
Nice work.
Bump.
>tfw satyr is always dead during weekends
>>2848728
>Daughteru always drops dead at the stoke of midnight every Saturday morning, before spontaneously reanimating on Monday morning.
>Her face when almost no breaks from school, no hanging with friends, and no Saturday morning cartoons.
Taking some one shot ideas before work. If any catch my interest I'll write em out
>>2848728
I'd be more active but I sadly work the weekends.
>>2829177
This satyr is who?
>>2850917
Ace?
>>2850950
You sure?
>>2851122
No.
>>2852406
>It is.
Are YOU sure?
It's quiet. Too quiet. Satyr doesn't like it.
>>2855150
Yes, it's better when the place is resounding with moans of pleasure.
>>2855492
Most definitely.
>>2850153
Devious Doctor Tonsils tries to convince Snapshot to let her give him a sex change operation, reasoning that he looks and dresses like a girl anyway so what's the big deal? In reality she just wants to try a new procedure and also happens to have an associate that's interested in acquiring a pair of satyr testicles for unknown reasons.
Tonsils has a strict no questions asked policy, so she isn't going to argue when a foreign businessman offers her a large sum of cash for a set of balls.
Which female satyr has the messiest orgasms?
>pic entirely unrelated
>>2856105
Any soup spewing equine satyr.
>>2856105
Gilda's kid, Whatshername.
I imagine the daughter of a wild punk should be pretty ravenous in bed.
>>2852406
>At the patio area in the back of the Satyr Highschool, a small group of girls all sit around Ariana and talk as she quietly produces a large silver anal plug.
>Glimmer notices immediately and looks at it in awe, "Is that a butt plug Ari?"
>The large monster girl blushes a bit and softly nods as she extends it for Glimmer to hold.
>The massive plug had to be held with both hands as she marvels at its girth and length "Wow, this thing must have cost a fortune." She adds before passing it on Hope
>The already small in frame Hope looks more so holding the giant butt blocker as she looks at it in disbelief and utters "I thought this was a traffic cone. What kind of creep gives his daughter a butt plug that big?"
>To which Glimmer gives a miffed scoff "Ariana's culture is deeply rooted in ceremonial practices and customs. How DARE you be so intolerant of her culture."
>Ariana bashfully twiddles her thumbs and blushes before replying in her deep femmy voice "Actually, my dad just got this for me because he wants to train my butt for more rough play sessions."
>Glimmer's face flushes as she looks down "I.incest could be part of the culture, ah, I guess."
>Today was a giantess kind of day
>>2856782
>Implying incest isn't a staple of satyr culture.
>>2856879
>Implying it is
>Implying there aren't an infinite number of multiverses
>>2856782
Wouldn't her butthole be like a hallway to Anon's hotdog in the first place?
>>2856659
It would make sense that equine satyrs make the biggest messes.
If the satyrs got into a "my dad could beat up your dad" argument, who's win?
Not counting any satyr whose dad is a manticore or dragon or twelve foot tall insectoid killing machine etc.
>>2857641
Why the hell would autocorrect change "who'd" to "who's" when it's a valid word?
>>2857641
Yuzu.
Pic related, it's Anon's face when he sees somebody eyeing up his sweet, innocent little girl's fluffy ears.
>>2858432
>Implying
Yuzu's dad is a fucking stick. Cider's dad could kick his ass. Ivy's dad could kick his ass. Hell, I think the only one who he could handle is Glimmer's dad, and he's a nerd.
>>2858457
>Counter implying the implications you implied I implied implicitly.
Yuzu's dad could easily kick the crap out of any other Anon, it's simple fact.
>>2858692
It's a simple fact that Yuzu's dad is a punk ass bitch who talks a big game, but can't deliver.
>>2858457
Doesn't matter. He could just ask Yuzu to beat them up for him.
>>2858918
Yuzu may look small and weak, but she also happens to be a champion cage fighter whose trademark move involves biting her opponent's ear off at the end of the final round, not that many are still conscious at that point.
>>2858457
It's well known that a stick can't be beaten in a fight. Even if you break it you then have two sticks to worry about.
>>2858987
Her ring name is "The Butcher" due to her aggressiveness and fondness for excessive violence. Her abandonment issues regarding her mother have shown to hide a surprising amount of barely contained rage and anger management problems.
>>2859052
>Some beef head tries this out
>Yuzu's dad screams as he is ripped in two, his top and bottom half seperated
>Beefhead screams as well
>"OH MY GOD! THE INTERNET WAS RIGHT!"
>He runs off in fear of "stick man" as Yuzu's dad bleeds out
>>2859761
>Anon uses her uretha when HE wants to enjoy the feeling of sex. Anything else is just to please his enormous daughters needs and introduce her to her culture of peircings and orifice plugs
>A lewd calendar is going to be made featuring 12 lucky satyrs. Who is in It and why?
You can only choose one to take to bed.
