HG thread.
EXPRESS GAMES
>36 because why not
Lisa Mishima
Izaya Orihara
Mikan Tsumiki
Misato
Scarecrow
>>2791358
Lola Loud
Eggman-kun
Supergirl
Worried Bolin
Yin
Reimu
Bunny Maid Velvet Scarlatina
Blue Beetle
Iida Tenya
Clark Kent dressed up as Superman for Halloween
Dr. Warpnik
Classy Raven
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>>2791340
Aight, I have a backup plan that i'll put into effect if she finds the Clover app, and investigates. let's just hope she doesn't look in my pinned threads and doesn't find the thread "futas fucking males".
god i am fucking dead.
>>2791347
ITT: Anons stating the obvious
>>2791350
I do have it but it's buried in folders she'll never find.
I'm careful, my hg folders are hidden and i always delete my folder history
>>2791356
kek
Centorea Shianus
Machi
Celes
>>2791383
>If it's not much trouble, do you have a different image for entry? The current one messes with cropping
>tfw can't enter on mobile
>>2791399
>futas fucking males
Bolin baiting, go home everyone.
Tits McGee
>>2791388
>Eila starts talking about armpits
>Reimu shows up
Like pottery
>>2791406
Sorry, this work?
>>2791358
Ramlethal
A tiger
>>2791410
no bait this time
>>>/d/6781325
Delta Air Lines
>>2791442
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2791442
Delta? More like: Shita, no seriously, fuck Delta.
Velouria
Koyomi Araragi
The Black Knight
Kuga the Sealed One
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>Somehow we lost a lot of people, but I don't want to downgrade to a 24
Sponge Bob
Fumi Kanno
>>2791467
I want to shove my cock up Fumi's ass.
>>2791467
>Licks feet.
Lord Beerus
>tfw didnt see the thread linked and wondering why everything was silent
>>2791469
you aint never gonna find a cheaper flight than sw
The Presbyterian Church
>>2791459
>jabs with a stick
stop being sealed
>>2791418
There are lots of things that haven't been developed and appear in lots of films, that's science-fiction for you.
>>2791467
>>2791472
Same.
Junpei Iori
I'm late, I think
Light Yagami
>>2791358
Aussa
>the same issue as Beerus
>>2791491
DELET THIS
3 more
>>2791493
HE DIDN'T OD AND LOSE HIS HOUSE
IT'S A MIRACLE
Samus Aran
>>2791500
Dean the madman
>>2791500
Anime Remover Dog
>>2791480
What do you mean "fiction"?
>>2791491
>>2791491
Marvelfag pls
>>2791491
>kicks your ass for liking Ma"we like diversity XDDDD"vhel.
>>2791475
>he actually believes this
>hanging out in old thread
>wondering why it's so dead
>completely missed the link
Well shit.
Di Caprio
>>2791472
>>2791473
>Throws beheaded Airi dakimakura at both of you
This is all you incompetent bunch will get to satisfyy our depraved sexual hunger.
>>2791485
You had a monster girl with you and decided to leave her for Araragi, you have no words into this.
>>2791523
Would you like my spot?
Jules
>>2791514
I like this district, it's very blue.
>>2791491
>While I believe that Marvel is much better, I wouldn't say DC is shit. DC has the goddamn Batman.
>>2791523
>There are a lot of filler, maybe someone will swap you
>>2791513
Not based on history or facts.
>>2791517
>I am neutral to both but you can not say that DC is not trying the same thing.
>>2791523
>Enter. I will swap for you.
>>2791482
>Ay en serio pendejo? No me digas.
>>2791479
>No, this is for the best.
>>2791514
This district makes me nervous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYd5cRlROE
>>2791531
>Continues licking feet.
>>2791532
It's fine senpai. I'll wait until next game.
>>2791560
I am commanding you to order, you idiot.
Carrot
Napping Yukine
>>2791506
Don't believe everything you read on the internet, anon. That's how World War 1 got started
>I know I stole the joke but it fits so well
>>2791514
Looks good
>>2791560
>Now I feel responsible for not making the link better
>>2791547
Mobile suits aren't fictional at all....
>>2791491
>While I may like how Marvel is more prone to levity, I as a whole prefer DC character
>They both manage themselves like dumbasses, though.
>>2791531
Araragi and I didn't get married though
>>2791531
I'd rather fuck you in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, then I'd flip you over and gently push my cock inside your ass, ever so slowly thrusting until the entire length was buried inside your shitbox. That's the last part of the gentle though, as I would grab your arms and pull them back, furiously thrusting my cock into that tight little hole called an asshole. I love you Fumi, and I would love to fuck you 50 different ways in one day.
>>2791549
>I'd say DC does it a lot better, they either make the minority's completely new characters, or keep them to the designated diversity universe, aka: earth-2
>or maybe that's just my DC bias
>>2791571
Don't stress it. There will always be another game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=98&v=IVZc--pMr_g
>>2791514
Exchange
>>2791431
>>2791567
>>2791582
looks like the spiritual succeser of Sharknado
>>2791577
>Okarin
>>2791573
Right, neither are lightsabers, so where is mine?
>>2791583
thank you, it was a good 10 minute nap
Hotaru
>>2791582
Deutschland über alles, über alles in der Welt!
>>2791602
You mean like beam sabers? There's no way you could have an on-foot use one, they're too big for anything but mobile suits.
...I am a pilot, you know.
>>2791603
I don't like these people... I think I should go.
>>2791603
The pink haired hare is my prey. Assist me and i might share the kill.
>>2791603
Stabbed by a horse thing.... Fun times.
>>2791603
I wonder if me an' Reimu'll fight. Wonder how it'd turn out, for that matter....
>>2791612
Just a tad slow on th'draw, there.
>>2791603
>>2791575
...No? What was all that game abotu then? Does that mean I can still laugh at your suffering?
>>2791577
That's a nice fanfic.I'll take a picture and save it on my "things that won't happen" folder. You can go now Okabe.
>>2791603
>Floats around on Trumpeter
i miss parsee
>>2791579
>True. You won't have to worry about replacing characters like they did with a few Marvel ones.
>>2791637
No idea.
I think Rachnera died so maybe not.
>>2791626
Excuse me, I am a Centaur!
>>2791644
>not wanting to dick a dead spidergirl
Nigga are you a homofaggot?
>>2791637
Not Okarin.
>>2791646
You can become the meal of quite a number of predators if you don't hush your mouth, herbivore.
>>2791659
>Reimu and Eggman teaming up
Jesus fuck
>>2791646
Horse.
>>2791650
I'll give you that.
>>2791659
''How to survive in a strange wilderness for dummies 101: Kill everything that moves''
Well...That was dissapointingly easy to understand.
What the fuck is this shit?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/289070/
>>2791659
Come to me, girl. I want to know your fear.
>>2791670
spooked
>>2791659
Hmm...I'll kill him later.
>>2791659
Hola deliciosa zorrita, que bueno que te gusten mis comentarios sucios y cachondos, me encantarÃa hacerlos realidad contigo y que sientas a un macho como yo dándote tu lechita, espero poder darte rica verga en algún momento. Te digo esto zorrita porque me gusta hacer real lo que publico, me laten las putitas que realmente quieren sentir a un buen macho maduro dándole verga Te hablo claro desde el principio para que no te saques de honda, claro todo es con discreción, checa mi perfil y verás que no publico imágenes o diálogos de ninguna de mis amigas aun de las que me he cogido, por eso me buscan porque saben que conmigo tienen una verga rica, me encanta coger perritas putas como tu Sexo rico seguro
>>2791685
Civ 6, idiot
>>2791659
You were supposed to go all Bane on that, dude
>>2791685
a shit game
>>2791704
For destroying my treasure, i will rip the guts from your abdomen and make you eat them, foolish human!
>>2791669
I am not your average herbivore, rodent.
>>2791680
Centaur.
>>2791659
>>2791704
nothing personal
>>2791704
>instantly falls asleep like a bird
Hey !
>>2791644
That's no fun. But it's not like good things always last long.
>>2791651
No? It doesn't matter anyway, your dreams will always be dreams.
>>2791704
>>2791728
>Throws pillow.
And now you're ready to stay like this until I win this foolish game.
>>2791716
Call me a rodent again and i will gladly prove your assessment to be incorrect.
>>2791718
No, but you just made it personal. Because you apologized, i'll allow you to pick what limb you want to be flung in yoru face first.
>>2791716
Horsey.
Does horsey want a carrot?
>>2791739
Good?
She raped me then forced me to pay child support for the kid... How's that good?
>>2791659
I knew we couldn't trust you.
>>2791704
Ooo yeah, it's going to great poison. Waow, I'm going to die.
>>2791750
I don't want to kill anybody, Miss.
>>2791750
poor tiger
>>2791750
Oh, hey, is this steak? Niice.
>>2791750
Oh hey, pizza
>>2791750
This has to be the strangest alliance and betrayal I've been a part of...but I don't care, as long as it screws the Presbyterians.
>>2791747
none
>>2791750
DON'T RELEASE THOSE YOU DICK
>>2791742
Vermin.
>>2791757
I will kill you with the carrot if you hand me one.
>>2791757
For you it isn't, I just laughed at your misfortune. But if we look it by the logical side of things it's a good thing you're no longer with that monster.
>>2791750
Mhmm, I have all sort of dangerous monsters. at the reach of one button...
>>2791789
I wonder if i'll finally find THAT perfect acorn to add to my collection.
>>2791789
nice
>>2791793
So you are leaving it for me to choose? How chivalrous
>>2791796
For a supposely ''Centaur Knight''. You really misvalue your own concept of chivalry. And judging from the scent that surrounds you, you are fond of eating vegetables and all kinds of leaves and herbs. It was not an insult that i called you a herbivore but merely the truth.
>>2791789
C'mon, keep up!
>>2791789
More peaceful daytime television
>>2791815
No you just won't be able to take any in the first place
>>2791796
So you don't want a carrot?
Suit yourself
>He starts chewing on the carrot
Mmm, good carrot. Probably one of the best.
>>2791797
Yeah but now I'm back to no one to care about me.
God knows someone else has to do it because I don't even really care about myself.
>>2791823
they're trying to remove Shinto
>>2791789
>>2791620
They aren't big, they're the size of a flashlight.
And a pilot of what? There are lots of kinds of pilots.
>>2791815
Are you so dense you do not know how to speak properly without threats?
>>2791836
I ate before getting here, t-to prevent this from occurring.
>>2791823
>tfw played EoSD on Easy
>tfw couldn't beat it even then
>>2791845
The lack of action kind of was made up tonight
The rest of you lurk and/or sleep
>>2791852
There's no way you could make ones that small....
An a pilot of mobile suits of course!
>>2791861
I couldn't find a tie
>>2791861
...Phew. That was close.
>dear god, Eggman-kun has awoken
>>2791861
>>2791734
>greets
>>2791857
Guess it's more carrot for me then... You know I think this is the tastiest carrot I've ever had...
>>2791844
>
>>2791857
It was not a threat, it was merely a kind gesture. Your scent and your noise makes you very vulnerable to predators. And as much you won't believe it, as a fellow halfbreed, i feel syumpathy for you.
>>2791861
Kill me yourself instead of letting others do it, you cowa -
>is ded
>>2791861
I'm perfectly calm...I just need to do this and that and then...
>[Error]
...I still won't panic.
>>2791836
If you don't even love yourself then others won't either. But hey , what do I know about love? I'm not really good with this stuff...
>>2791861
Aussa tries to take down a plane with no survivors
Reimu lives to exterminate another day
>>2791887
I should've let you die.
>>2791851
Pic made me laugh harder than I should have
>>2791887
I am NOT getting on that thing!
>>2791887
You know for a guy with a PHD you're pretty fucking stupid
>>2791899
I need to confront Kuga about the drug-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMBUUUUUUUUUUUUSH
>>2791898
Those words makes me so happy.
>>2791886
I suppose you have a point... Guess it's loneliness and a bottle of anything that will kill my liver and eventually myself that I'll be spending my nights with from now on.
>>2791905
It's easy 'ta build when ya just make walls out'a crystal. And floors, for that matter.
>>2791905
Blue beetle gets some blood on his hands via negligence
>>2791861
It had to be that blond idiot boy. Out of everybody, it had to be him. I'm sure the Presbyterians helped him somehow.
>>2791887
>tits mcgee undergoes physical augmentation
>>2791905
CHEATER!
>>2791924
Hey, why are you walking away? Let me out!
>>2791905
why did i try to ambush?
>>2791927
Presbyterians are trying to kill me
>>2791924
...Huh. Well, then.
>>2791924
You did the right thing
>>2791933
Eggman can't be restrained
Or can he?
so there's a girl l work with that is about as pathetic as humanly possible: she's quiet, a little dumpy, really bad at her job and has neither goals in the company or any aspirations with her own business or education in general. Shy of having this job she's as NEET as they come.
Anyway l've decided to abduct her and keep her like a living sex toy until l get bored of her and throw her away, what do you guts think?
>>2791957
Not even a little
>>2791957
ACK!
...So much for that fight I wanted.
>>2791958
DO IT FGT
>>2791958
yeah gutting sounds fine
>>2791957
War paint!
One more of Kuga's avas show up
>>2791966
>It should have been Elly
>>2791967
That's all l needed to hear
>>2791958
DON'T TAKE OUR TRICKY
>>2791958
Don't see how that can possibly turn out badly.
>>2791864
Making a big one seems like the real problem to me.
And you see, you need to make that clear, or people would think you're just an airline pilot.
>>2791958
>top tier waifu material
>turning her into fuckdoll
Christ if you're gonna abduct a girl at least do it to somebody who deserves it
>>2791976
>If only
>It could've been another image for my collection
>>2791976
And now I have Eggman-kun's powers. That's how this works, right?
>>2791978
That's the thing: Tricky has talent and hobbies, she's a great artist
This girl apparently has no hobbies, possibly no friends, and has no intentions of getting a higher education
>>2791987
Reimu doesn't lose a lot, does she? Unless, of course, she's being controlled by Bolin.
WHO'S HUNGRY?
I miss Spicer and his evil shenanigans.
>>2791990
She's like a step below Tomoko
Tomoko has childish hobbies like video and card games and wants to be popular
This girl does nothing
She's a physical manifestation of apathy
>>2791989
It's not nearly developed enough to make it so small-scale.
And do I DRESS like one?
>>2791917
You're taking it surprisingly nice, even though is your life we're talking about. Can I keep all your stuff once you're gone?
>>2792018
Sounds a lot like me.
>>2792006
No you don't
>>2792005
You tried to pull a fast one on your enemies, didn't you?
>>2792027
If i didn't i wouldn't tell it.
>>2792005
>implying this hard
Reimu is fine but I'm not the one with the master plan
>>2792018
>female janus
PLS DO NOT KILL SUCH A RARE CREATURE
>>2792027
>that filename
is it really you?
>>2792023
You can have some of it but most of it will be going to my sisters.
>>2792032
Maybe you should get yourself a brain.
>>2792036
Why is it I find that so hard to believe
>>2792038
Fuck off Bolin
>>2792019
How can it be easier to develop a giant lightsaber rather than a regular sized one? You should start small.
And, umm I don't know, they usually wear suits, so, maybe?
>>2792038
>>female janus
Wut?
>>2792054
uhhhhhh
>>2792056
Because you are evil and have trust issues to people you don't know?
>>2792043
You have family? Color me surprised...Anyway, I'll be heading out now. See you.
>>2792053
Why?
What's the story behind this
>>2792067
Besides that
>>2792057
Think more along the lines of original computers to modern ones.
And there's no way an Earth-based pilot would wear a pilot suit unless they felt like dying of heat stroke.
>>2792074
Catch ya later.
>>2792076
Look i'm a nostalgic civilian idiot that misses the old times okay?
>>2792061
>Massive brawl
>Massive
We trademarked the word "massive"
>>2792076
Give me your steam.
>>2792054
>the implications choke me
>i like this
>you like this
>>2792056
nou
>>2792060
He is dead inside
>>2792075
Archer asked me to make it
For what purpose I don't know.
>>2792053
This meme is absolutely baseless, but the production quality is excellent
>>2792102
banzai
>>2792101
Dude, did I just win? sweet.
>>2792101
Congratulations Blue Beetle, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>2792061
It was a great life, with Centaur Pussy and Super hero tits.
>>2792112
Good job. You managed to kill a horse.
>>2792115
And thanks for playing tributes.
>>2792107
>excellent production quality
Either you're being sarcastic or you're really nice. If the latter is true then you can ask me for whatever you want photoshopped, expect the quality of above picture.
>>2792115
Good job Beetle, thank you for the game Mokou.
>>2792115
>>2792112
Eeyup.
Congrats! An' thanks for havin' us, Mokou!
>>2792101
>>2792115
Congrats!
>>2792121
Thanks host!
>>2792115
>Congratulations, fellow DC. Thank you for hosting, Mokou.
>>2792121
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2792115
Thanks for hosting.
Now I should be off for the night so I'll catch you cunts later.
>>2792128
Here's your moment of zen
>>2792081
I don't think that logic applies to weapons.
And why aren't you having a heat stroke?
>>2792120
Yeah, but like, with my bare hands, that's gotta count for something.
>>2792128
Thanks for the win, and thanks for hosting.
