RWBY/RT Trash General #73- MAGA and Waifus Edition
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RWBY Chibi - Latest Episode:
>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rwby-chibi-season-1-1
RvB Season 14 - Latest Episode:
>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/red-vs-blue-season-14-episode-1-room-zero
MAGA!
BLAKE
IS
SHIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>2791242
Kill yourself you stupid fucking faggot.
Bun
>>2791303
I'm sorry did I make you mad ';^)
Does MAGA make you mad
Wanna throw down m8
>>2791242
Stop forcing your political icon on there threads. It's creepy and annoying.
>>2791447
well i like it
would you rather we talk about millipedes anon
>>2791056
I'm at work. Fite me you slut.
>>2791292
>Sun calling someone a slut
>Hitting on the first piece of pussy he sees while running from the cops
>His only purpose in the show is to be a boyfriend and then die
>>2791490
I wanna talk about ballbusting. Is that okay?
>>2791529
>considering that JNPR essentially stole SSSN's slot in the plot
I'm glad it turned out that way.
>>2791522
if that's what you'd like i can't stop you
also that man looks like a naruto
>>2791529
>>2791558
>JNPR gets killed off
>SSSN replaces them
>Neptune and Weiss
>Blake and Sun
>Yang and Sage
>>2791616
Pray that The One ices those fools next volume.
the /co/ thread has namefags and samefags in it
>>2791709
>Give it a glance
>Over 100 posts
>17 posters
wew lad. Also it's literally the general in everything but name.
You fuckards don't understand rules.
>>2791832
well i didn't make the fuckin thread
penny?
>>2791931
Penny!
http://roosterteeth.com/episode/million-dollars-but-season-2-million-dollars-but-the-game-announcement
Million Dollars But card game I guess?
>>2791931
Daki Peni
>>2791931
I want to be friends with Penny.
>>2792305
I want to be married to Penny.
>>2792185
I want to fist Penny
Arkos is best ship!
>>2792319
I want to beat you up when Penny tells me that you're being mean to her and you're being a bad husband.
>>2792376
>Bumbleby*
>>2791832
So? /sug/ has stealth generals all the time! Why can't we grab a slice of the cake too?
>>2792376
>>2792409
Both are shit
>>2792409
That will never happen.
What does Nothin Personnel the Faunhog see in Blake?
>>2792376
Post more cute Arkos
what do you think penny smells like haha
>>2792477
Dubs demand it so i will provide
>>2792489
Like Indians
>>2792185
>Penny will never want you to lay with her
>>2792494
No. She does not smell like Ciel.
>>2792514
There are no Indians in remnant. If you implying a person of color smells simply because of their skin, Arslan and Emerald are subhuman too.
>>2792499
>You will never both roll over with her ontop and sink into the mattress because she weighs 200 pounds
>>2792477
>Pyrrah is then immediately ambushed and killed
>>2792596
They do. All crispy brownos smell awful.
>>2792352
I want Neo to fist me
depression
>>2792682
MAGA!
>>2792682
RUBY PLEASE DON'T DO IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I NEED YOU
>>2792682
>>2792634
White people stink. They smell like sun dried fish because they don't use wash cloths.
>>2791709
Holy fuck, It's literally just Platypus trying to keep his little thread up and probably 4 others that keep responding to each other.
>>2792763
Hush, browno.
Is this cute Arkos?
>>2792772
>That feel when RWBY gets banned from /co/ because of him
>That feel when we're better off on /trash/ anyway
>>2792798
I don't think we'd be banned from /co/ permanently because of that, I just find it cringy that they're so desperate to keep the thread up.
RT pledged 10K dollars for this, and received 80K in 10 minutes, and still going.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/roosterteeth/million-dollars-but-the-game
Thanks, RT fans.
>>2792465
Maybe his mother always ran away too
That might explain bumblebee actually
>>2792792
Yes
>>2792817
They don't deserve a cent. Fuck RT.
>>2792817
They are seriously going to make a game out of that? Its basically "would you rather?". People cant seriously want to play that shit.
>>2792910
Some people will buy anything that has RoosterTeeth's name on it.
>>2792817
>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/roosterteeth/million-dollars-but-the-game
>No Strangerhood related stretch goals
What is even the point?
>>2792682
Don't do it Ruby, Penny would have wanted you to live.
I want Pyrrha to breast feed Jaune!
>>2792376
Can confirm, scientifically tested.
10/10 doctors recommend Arkos.
Instead of kickstarting a board game they should be kickstarting some more good animators since they chased Shane off. Some more writers who know what they're doing wouldn't hurt either.
>>2792772
I will never understand what is so wrong with anonymity to them.
>>2792376
Why exactly?
Pyrrha clearly didn't give a shit about what Jaune thought or wanted or believed in and basically went off to kill herself because she was full of herself.
>>2792996
>Jaune and Pyrrha are stranded out in the wilderness
>Out of water
>No sources nearby
>"We're going to die of thirst, theres nothing to drink around here!"
>"W-well Jaune there is one thing.."
>Jaune spins around to look at Pyrrha, thinking he missed a stream or something
>Pyrrha is shyly looking away and undoing her top
>>2793179
>Jaune watches as Pyrrha's large bust becomes exposed to the air
>He stands rigid, knowing her intent
>"P-Pyrrha there has to be another way"
>"No Jaune there isn't"
>Giving her breasts a light squeeze Pyrrha then begins to leak milk
>Jaune's blush could light a room
>Soon his partner with swiftness only matched by light in a vacuum grabbed him and brought his head to her lactating breasts
>"Jaune, drink" her voice was firm as she spoke
>With a slow nod Jaune latches onto her right nipple and begins to suckle
>Pyrrha is thrown into the realm of pleasure, Jaune, her crush was drinking her milk
>She brought him closer in a tender embrace as his suckling became more intense
>"That's it Jaune drink your fill, its all for you"
>>2792985
>Penny fought with the Germans
Wait what
>>2792465
Cat pussy.
But yeah there's shit all there to get obsessed over.
>more posters
>under half the replies
Wow, trash has actually less shit posts/echo chamber than the /co/ thread.
I'm not sure if I'm impressed or worried.
>>2793319
She's from Atlas. They are the Germans of Remnant.
>>2793361
I always got a kind of British thing from them, I'm not sure why though
I want to fuck Pyrrha as hard as I can and make her scream in pleasure. Not because I like her but because I want to make Jaune cry and kill himself.
>>2793361
>They are the Germans of Remanent
Why the fuck are the people who make this comparison the ones who know the least about Germany?
![[heavy breathing].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XVz2fh8.jpg "[heavy breathing].jpg")
>>2793285
>>2793179
>>2792045
Does anyone have this without the hat?
>>2793408
I honestly think you'd have better results if you fucked Jaune in front of Pyrrha.
>>2793179
>>2793285
>>2793408
>Jaune ends up fucking this anon in the ass.
>>2793430
>I think history started 100 years ago
Pretty much every major society in the last 1000 years has tried this. It's not just a "German thing"
I want to take pictures of Blake and Weiss making double peace signs while I fuck them then send said pictures to Sun and Neptune.
>>2793430
>German's try to ruin the world
How?
>inb4 muh Nazees
>inb4 muh six gorillion
>>2793434
>Tfw no shy blonde sissy to fuck in front of his girl
>>2793430
I don't know a group as ignorant about history as much as Nazi fetishists.
Except maybe samurai weebs and Spartan Weeds.
>>2793446
>Anon ends up liking it.
>>2793446
>>Jaune ends up fucking this anon in the ass.
>Jaune moans Pyrrha's name while sobbing
>Anon wears a wig of long red hair.
>>2793551
>Implying you wouldn't lay there and take it like Mercury.
Accept it. You'll be happier.
>Anon fucks Pyrrha
>Jaune fucks Anon
>Nora fucks Jaune yelling "Choo Choo Train!"
>>2793417
>>2793440
You think Jaune sisters breast feed him when he was smoll?
>>2793575
>You'll be happier.
I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be able to satisfy me.
>>2793575
I miss those days when people would bring up grappling just to make gay jokes with Jaune.
I want to fuck Jaune as hard as I can and make him scream in pleasure. Not because I like him but because I want to make Pyrrha cry and kill herself.
>>2793551
>Over powering Jaune and Pyrrha
>>2793600
Pyrrha was exclusively training for cardio.
>>2793607
Better
>>2793588
That's not how lactation works.
>>2793433
No, this was created with the hat, if you don't like it
Shop it out
>>2793588
>>2793610
I didn't say anything about overpowering Pyrrha. I want her to overpower me though.
>>2793610
MAGA!
i like weiss
>>2793637
>>2793600
>Implying you wouldn't begging to have his children by the end of it.
>>2793649
Well if you're fighting with Jaune, I assume Pyrrha's going to try and help him
Is this crazy to theorize about? Design wise, that's very much a red herring
>>2793665
me too
>>2793665
Me too.
>>2793676
>Pyrrha helping Jaune rape someone
I swear to god I saw a doujin about this.
>>2793603
>Jaune masters the art of grappling.
>Exclusively uses it on Mercury until Mercury switches sides.
>>2793615
I think cardio girls are hotter. And I'm sure she trained for more than just cardio, she's basically a gladiator. Gotta be able to lift that sword.
weiss is neiss
>>2793716
No.
Pyrrha was training Jaune exclusively for his cardio.
>>2793709
>Jaune masters the art of grappling.
>Mercury gets away because Jaune clips through him and loses his grip.
>>2793722
Weiss deserves better than Neptune.
>>2793724
Then explain how he got abs.
>>2793687
Maybe they are relatives?
>>2793622
I would, if I had gotten more education with Photoshop
Ah well
>>2793588
>Jaune and Pyrrha make it to the Arc family home
>His sisters are weary of Pyrrha and think she cant take care of him
>Pyrrha,Jaune, and his sisters are all alone in a room
>The oldest Arc sister motions for Jaune to come over so she can breast feed him
>Jaune begins to move, however Pyrrha grabs him
>She stares down the Arc sisters and takes her top off
>Her breasts have become larger since the wilderness incident, with all the milk she now produces
>The young champion pushes her breasts together and Jaune latches onto her nipples suckling on them like he was starving
>Little coos escape the both of them while Pyrrha lovingly rubs the back of Jaune's head
>Jaune's sisters are a bit shocked, and jealous that their brother would choose Pyrrha's milk over theirs
>However the now know that Jaune will be well fed
>>2793711
His training with Pyrrha literally consisted of nothing but hip thrusts and endurance training.
>>2793722
Praise the FertiliSchnee Goddess!
>>2793739
Crunches.
Great edition retards.
So what's the deal with RT'S new release schedule? Sponsors get episodes a week early, but registered users get it earlier too? But you guys have already pirated the latest whatevers, right?
>>2793665
Me too, anon, me too.
>>2793763
Registered users get it 24 hours after sponsors, basically the old system but you need to be registered
>>2793739
Pyrrha's exercise and training regiment was about making him the perfect baby daddy.
>>2793722
Weiss a slut. SLUT!
>>2793749
>Jaune has more power per hip thrust than Yang has per punch.
>>2793763
Sponsors, then next day registered site users, then public/YouTube a week after.
So pretty much you pay for a day early.
>>2793774
That's reasonable enough I suppose, might as well make an account since I spend so much time eating up their shit anyway. And how was Chibi? Kerry said on the latest podcast that it's non-canon so I wonder what the fuck's the point.
>>2793805
>what the fuck's the point.
To do silly stuff without the grim dark. Not sure why they needed a whole new show, but I'm sure it has something to do with merchandise.
>>2793785
Yep.
>>2793739
How the fuck did he get Abs?
His torso should be a solid block of rock if anything.
>>2793849
That doesn't even look like Weiss.
>>2793849
I want Weiss to send me lewd selfies.
>>2793824
It's just slice of life silliness to keep the show in people's minds.
>>2793849
>fake tan
WEISS A MILKY SKINNED GODDESS.
>>2793871
>Imagine her lips spreading as she slowly gets into that pose
>>2793906
>>2791832
To be a general doesn't it need to have more other RT content and to continually make new threads?
>>2793843
>make season finale uncharacteristic and unexpectedly dark
>immediately follow up with a slice of life fuck around show
Its like kerry binged lucky star or something
>>2793951
>Other RT content
That was only included because people legitimately thought that was a loophole.
The thread was only made because a namefag wanted to spam his waifu, not for discussion. It was an attempt at getting a generalesque thread on /co/.
We have threads at the weekend when the new Chibi airs.
what if ruby wanted to move in with you and you've been together for however long you've been watching the show
>>2794074
I'd say yes. With her huntress ability and my shitty retail job we should be able to afford to live somewhere decent.
SUPER
HOT
SUPER
HOT
>>2794074
>implying I watch the show
>>2794074
Does Red Trailer count? Because in that case we've been dating since RvB 10 finished.
That's what, almost four years now? That means the Rube is 18/19? Sure I'd want move in with her, but she's only just left Beacon in that case, I'd want her to think about her plans post-school.
She won't have many lien at that point in time.
Which one would you want to cuddle with? How do they do it? What do they like?
>>2793971
>uncharacteristic and unexpectedly dark
>MFW newfags don't understand that Monty wanted the show to go dark quickly
>>2794074
>however long you've been watching the show
>you were there for the very beginning since RvB 10
>>2794140
noone because i smell
>>2794140
>Blake
>Likes to be held tight
>Prefers being the little spoon
>Sometimes likes to lay on top which makes it hard to move.
>>2794140
Weiss is my waifu so her obviously. I imagine she'd be cold which would contrast well since I get warm in bed.
Yang would be a total cover hog and probably a bit sweaty due to her hair and semblance.
Rube I wager would be really fidgety, but every now and again she nuzzles against you which is nice. Softest skin of all four.
Blake leaves in the middle of the night, every night. Before that point, she is awkwardly still while you sleep because of trust issues.
>>2794154
And then the show had a high school setting and we abandoned hope.
i want to cuddle reese and tell her i love her
>>2794140
Yang acts as the big spoon, and holds you tightly, even though she's missing an arm.
Ruby wants to be the small spoon.
Blake hugs you and rest her head on your face, wanting you to play with her ears. It makes her purr, and you are not allowed to say to anyone that she does that!
Weiss is too cold to cuddle.
>>2794154
And now with Monty gone they're free to make more fluffy tripe
>>2794154
>mfw anime litle red riding hood with no nose went super-speed and killed all the spoopy monster wolves
Also damn when Red Like Roses started after the RvB credits faded to black. I'm still miffed they removed the trailer from the site version of the finale.
>>2794212
...But then the highschool setting was overrun and lost, and we regained hope!
>>2794230
>Mfw I see there's still significant time left with the credits nearing the end
>>2794234
>Three years later
Hand over your (You)s, or I'll kill the waifus!
>>2794283
B-but you're my waifu.
>>2794228
>"This isn't what Monty wanted!"
>Pyrrhas death had a photoshoot before V1 even aired
>Montys version of her death was even darker, with a nuclear shadow
>>2794296
W-what? This must be a trick!
>>2794305
I think the Pyrrha shoot was just after Vol 1 ended actually, but that doesn't change anything.
>>2794228
I swear to god anon
>>2794324
It isn't.
>>2794327
They literally have not deviated from monty at all. Wait until they do before saying how monty would never have wanted this
>>2794353
anon are you replying to the right person
>>2794327
It was RTX 2013, which is when RWBY 1 aired and Monty still had his "Two Volumes = 1 Season and they air only a few months apart" vision.
It's why so much of V1 was Jaune and Pyrrha, they needed people to give a shit when Pyrrha got killed in like April 2014.
>>2794140
>Ruby
>Simply snuggles with you
>Probably falls asleep in your arms quickly
>Weiss
>You are cuddling her but she doesn't cuddle back
>Eventually she just sinks into you
>After a few times she may cuddle back
>Blake
>Completely cuddles you as close as possible
>She is very soft
>You pass out first
>She quietly watches you for a while before she also passes out
>Yang
>You both cuddle for a little bit
>She begins to slide her thigh into your crotch and presses her chest into you
>Her crotch is rubbing in your leg
>One arm slides over to grope your ass
>The other locks your head into place as she goes in for a deep kiss
>Her body is heating up like a furnace
do not respond to reese posters
>>2794457
but anon, you the reese poster
>>2794501
Posting more slutty Neon
http://imgur.com/a/XHX5w
>>2794552
This would be ten times better if it said 'high impact sexual dissapointment'
reese is cool
>>2794576
She is just a model dude. She's as slutty as any underwear model you see in wally world.
>>2794576
"How do I make people think that i'm interesting and these photos aren't jsut me being a huge slag but actually somehow '''progressive''' and shit? oh i know i'll wear vaguely nerdy t shirts and occasionally lie next to some old game carts"
is it just me or is she just like, cancerous, in the stupidest way possible
here's hoping Neon gets a better VA, and not just because her line delivery was on par with barb like volume 1, aka shite
>>2794630
So only a moderate slut?
Lewd May?
>>2794677
Post more, please
>>2794674
>As close as we're gonna get to actually seeing her topless because teasing about being topless brings in more money.
>>2794671
I think of it more as pandering than any attempt at progressivism. And theres no way memekat is getting a new VA, can you imagine how much RT loves Turney for all the attention she gets them?
>>2794677
May is NOT for lewd!
She just needs to find a nice girl to help her figure out who she is. Sadly, I'm not sure if any current girl would be suitable.
>>2794674
Whatever tickles your pickle m8
>>2794671
>here's hoping Neon gets a better VA
Implying we will see her again.
>>2794754
This should be everyone's motto when it comes to porn. Or even outside of porn.
>>2794767
Weiss is going to be in a Atlas for at least a little while next Volume.
>>2794797
Her father is not gonna let her continue her huntress training. He will keep her locked up in the mansion.
>>2794828
>With a mouth gag
>>2794283
Go ahead May do your worst, their already dropping like flies for having red hair + green eyes apparently it's 'destiny', do you believe in destiny May? You think my waifus fear death? They know death is an inevitable 'destiny' they don't fear you May they embrace 'destiny' for what it is.
I only hope 'destiny' doesn't claim Nora Valkyrie and Neon Katt next but we'll see what RT does.
>>2794828
He never objected to her training to be a huntress though. He objected to her leaving Atlas.
>>2794828
which mansion?
>>2794851
And now that he has seen what happened in Vale and Beacon, he's gonna let her stay out of it.
>>2794872
>weiss will never give you the Juice
>>2794855
This mansion.
>>2794872
Doubtful. He spent money teaching her to fight. Has to get something out of that investment.
>>2794855
The Schnee's probably live in a mansion or castle or some sort of extravagant building.
>>2794883
>Weiss will never give you the Juice
Flashbacks to Nightmare Weiss. Yeesh.
>>2794674
Kara>Meg
>>2794935
>>2794938
This.
Kara is genuinely cute and sweet.
Meg comes off as artificial as fuck.
>>2794944
I can feel my Achilles tendons severing as we speak.
>>2794938
casey >>>>>>>>>>> everyone
>>2794872
>the one anon who admitted he'd play with a ded weiss
what do you suppose Reese, Arslan and May sound like?
>>2794961
>Camaro owners will defend this
>>2795011
We heard all of them make noises
>>2795020
And this
>>2795007
>implying playing with bodies isn't fun
>>2795036
w i n d o w s
>>2795007
You wouldn't?
>>2795040>>2795055
im trying not to be a necrophiliac
>>2794797
>The two perfect queens, Ice Queen and Meme Queen joining forces in Atlas to fight evil.
Volume 4 when?
An attempt was made.
>>2795074
>>2795119
there are just too many things telling me necro is wrong it scares me
>>2795074
>trying
if i had to define bad person ill say me
>>2795118
I want to hug May, honestly.
>>2795118
It's cute how hard May tries to get dubs. She just wants to fit in with us.
>>2795169
All of us are bad people, some are just better at hiding it than others.
>>2795196
She succeeded, the first time she tried. She's pretty much trying to reclaim her past glory with these latest attempts.
>>2795194
I bet she never takes her hat off so it smells.
>>2795011
Reese probably has a coarse voice because of all the weed.
Arslan sounds like a mature young lady but also a crispy browno.
May is Russian.
>>2795252
>May is Russian.
>May Zedong
>Russian
>>2794972
>tfw accidentally asked out a 17 year old last weekend.
Whoops. Sorry Casey, Im not waifuing you until next year.
>>2794972
Caey,Sheena,and what's her name don't count as RT girls
>>2792772
Um, actually I'm right here and this is the first I've heard of a thread back up on /co since I've been sick with a bad cold the last 2 days. There are other people that like Ciel ya know. So don't you just sound retarded right now?
>>2795243
>not wanting to inhale your waifus scent off her clothing as she sleeps
what are you? a pleb?
>>2795020
>>2795036
Kara was just renting it
>>2795287
Slavic outfit tbqh
>>2795311
how do you accidentally ask someone out?
And did she say yes?
Also how old are you?
>>2795311
>TFW the underage bannables can guiltlessly waifu Casey
>TFW britbongs can guiltlessly waifu casey cause age of consent is 16 nationwide there
curse my existence
>>2795311
Did you check your age of consent for your state? It's not 18 everywhere
Next post is doubles.
>>2795373
I think Canadians can too. Not that guy but I'd rather wait until she's 20 even though I'm gonna be 29.
>>2795432
As if
>>2795468
You won't get any girl desu
Achmeds and Muhammads have already taken them all
>>2793747
You think Pyrrha gives Jaune a handjob while breast feeding him?
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/shonomi/425110/Felicia-Blake
>>2795534
17 year olds not 7 year olds
Is anyone else fapping right now?
>>2792798
Somebody from trash has an itch to start shit with me, so don't buy into all that shit in /co
For all I know it's probably one of those salty faggots from the old generals who hates any name
>>2795553
>There are women out there who wouldn't give a handjob while he sucks her tit
>>2795659
Everyone besides namefags hates namefags.
