HG thread
>>2789082
Thank you for the thread.
>>2789070
Who knows? He does give off a weird vibe. I wouldn't be surprised if he was some kind of villain, but I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and just assume he's a weirdo.
>>2789055
...That's unexpected.
As I was saying, yes... you'll be provided some food, and lodging with limited access to rooms. All I ask in return is that you keep an eye on our current gatekeeper every now and then. If she is napping, either wake her up, or take her place if you can't get her awake. Simple, no?
>>2789059
Hush. you'll be fine. At worst you have some second degree burns with how long you were on fire.
Actually, you may be lucky. With how that fire works, you could have fried your pain receptors, and as a result you won't feel pain anymore.
>>2789049
No problem.
>welp I fucked up :v
>>2789076
>Ooooh I spy with my little eye...
Third for depression
>>2789059
>>2789093
Even I have to work with the limitations of the arena, sir. I just don't know how else to put it.
>>2789070
>>2789096
Hopefully that just means you can do it again sooner, at that.
>>2789072
>>2789094
>She nods vigorously
Certainly, Miss Patchouli! The only way anyone's getting past me is if they beat me to a pulp.
And, er, the human had a tank, at that.
>I accidentally posted an image of Aussa while using Futo the other day, so there's that.
>>2789103
Kill it!
>>2789099
What now? Does it change since you were not third?
>>2789103
Kill it.
>>2789055
Y-yeah. I hope I get home soon! I was actually off for class before I ran in here....
Oh, but, sorry for rambling so much!
>>2789044
That's a good idea!
Mm... Or it would be if I knew how to make one in the first place.
If all else fails, I guess I'll just throw my paintbrushes at them.
Ehe...
>>2789110
I guess so
>>2789094
You make that sound like it's a good thing, but even I know not feeling pain is more of a curse than anything.
>>2789106
I'm sure there's a way of putting it without making you sound fishy, but like I said, I'm willing to forgive you for your blunders.
>>2789103
P-Please kill it...
>>2789093
Heh, if he hasn't tried to kill you yet he's not bad?
>>2789103
>Pets
>>2789106
I don't know, it's cool winning but I suppose I just like talking more.
>>2789103
I want to violently rape Muf- oh, thats not muffet.
>>2789110
>>2789108
Muda da!
>Za! Warudo!s
>runs up legs
>>2789114
That's it! You can blind them with your pai--
Wait, why paint of all things?
>>2789117
Well, I have died twice in his mansion, but I highly doubt it's him...
>>2789110
>>2789075
>Whoops sorry
Well, she seemed to've calmed down rather immediately, in my own case...and in a sense, I suppose she has.
>>2789103
Well, so long as you can take care of the little pest here and there, I've no complaints.
>>2789114
>She smiles warmly
It's not a problem, miss, really. Have you maybe just...tried getting back? Some people seem capable of such.
>>2789116
I guess you could call me a pragmatist.
>>2789117
I suppose I can see the appeal there, as well. But it is...exhilarating, in a sense for me, to win.
>>2789122
>>2789110
Please kill it!
>panics
>>2789106
I thought it would be easy for you. Good.
A tank then... Yes, I can see how that might be a little trouble.
>>2789096
? What?
>>2789116
In any case, only time will tell. At least you're not dead. Be happy about that.
>>2789127
>>2789122
You do it> I fear that thing.
>>2789126
Ugh. Why is everyone from that realm so odd?
>>2789123
It's probably because of your luck...
>>2789126
Well that's because you're in it to get stronger I'm in Here to talk.
>>2789122
>picks it up.
>>2789135
Nothing.
>>2789123
It's what I have in my bag! A whole set of brushes, paints, pencils and pens, um... Well, just about anything you'd need for art.
Your idea is better though!
>>2789126
Ah... alright.
You really think I could? I don't know how that would work, I haven't found an exit or anything. Do I just have to believe in one hard enough?
>>2789126
Sounds good to me, Pragmatist! Welp, I think it's time for me to finally sleep. See you whenever!
>>2789135
Yeah, though you wouldn't be able to kill me anyways. I think I'm going to go rest while my body heals from looking like bacon. See you around, Bookworm!
>>2789141
I guess I would know a thing or two about luck, but that's a story for a different day. See you later, Stingray! Try not to get shit in the throat again!
>>2789141
Di-did you save us?
>>2789147
Bye. Don't die.
>>2789147
Have a pleasant sleep tracksuit.
>>2789156
Huh? Save you from what?
>>2789138
>>2789138
Just do something please, I hate bugs!
>sneak
>sneak. sneak
>>2789141
I hadn't actually thought of it like that....It's lovely to talk, either way, though.
>>2789146
My best guess would be simply to think really hard on heading back to where you were and start walking. At least, that's how others seem to do it.
>>2789147
Hm, farewell, sir.
>>2789138
Because we are, I suppose.
>She laughs softly
With so many strange people, it all adds up in to one pile of bizarre-ness.
>>2789135
Happy to be of service, miss Patchouli.
...Admittedly, even though she could care less that I got punished for it, I'm still relieved, in a way.
>>2789103
>Sprays with bug killer
It's late... and I should make sure things are going smoothly at the manor.
I'll see you all later.
>>2789175
Well, things came to closure.
I'm going to go make sure things will be ready for you. Excuse me.
>>2789174
>shoots
>>2789174
>Pets.
Spider a cute~
>Listen to the english dub
>Contract cancer
>>2789165
I thankfully do not need you two. This man calmed down the threat.>>2789163
>>2789163
Save us from the arthropod. I thought that we would die from it.
>>2789174
There's more?
>>2789175
You are telling me. I think the most normal of these was a child.
>>2789174
>Sprays with the rest of the can of bug killer
>>2789157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAQ3Wk59zoM
>>2789192
>Reads your post
>Contracts cancer
>>2789186
At least her presence made sure I'm not crazy, at that....
>She curtsies briefly
Farewell, Miss Patchouli. Thank you again.
>>2789193
A child...? And whom would that be?
>>2789174
Aww it's so cute, come here lil' guy.
>Puts my hand down in front of it to climb on.
>>2789175
It's peaceful this time of night as well.
>>2789193
It's just a harmless spider...
>>2789193
I thought you weren't afraid of bugs. Looks like we share something else in common.
>>2789208
Just kill it!
>>2789187
>dodges
>>2789201
>Reads your rebuttal.
>Agrees completely.
>>2789214
No no, spiders are an important part of the ecosystem, without them we'd have too many other insects.
>>2789216
>Pets.
>>2789202
I believe her name was Chen. Other than being very friendly, there were no quirks.
>>2789208
It crawled up to us in breakneck speed. It is anything but.
>>2789214
I have always fea- was not fond of those things. I guess this would be something we share.
>>2789175
This place must be like magic then!
I can't believe I didn't think of that...
Thank you, miss gatekeeper!
>>2789208
That doesn't make it any the less better, isn't that right...?
>>2789237
Aaah, it's been quite the while since I saw her.... There were her, ah...feline characteristics, admittedly.
>>2789243
More or less, I suppose. My name is Elly, miss. Good luck with that, and farewell.
>wishes he could photoshop random faces on these
>>2789250
Huh? Oh, okay Elly! I'm Yuno!
Mm..I was thinking about staying a little longer before I leave! If it's really that simple to come and go, then there's no problem.
>>2789237
That's what spiders do, you know how a lot of spiders travel is by climbing onto someones shoulder and basically hitching a ride off of us, it's kinda cute if you think about it.
>>2789250
This place is always nice no matter what time it is.
>>2789237
Here's what you do, pick up your foot, and step on them. Problem solved!
>>2789235
It tried to attack us!
>>2789216
>lobs grenades at
Go away!
>>2789255
Spooder Underboober
>>2789255
Oh hey it's me
>>2789263
R-really there's no need to take such actions against something that doesn't actually wish you harm, please cease at once..
>>2789250
Other than her appearance, she is the most stable one. The blonde one was jealousy incarnate, you apparently wasn't supposed to exist, Reimu is a psychopath, you mistress_
I have actually not met her yet.
>>2789259
It is absolutely terrifying for me.
>>2789263
It sounds so easy but it feels like it will be difficult to execute it.
>>2789255
I did a thing
>>2789267
Onward!
>>2789258
Ah, I thought you were busy...?
>>2789259
Well, there are the occasional...chaotic times.
>>2789286
My mistress...is very fond of sleeping and flowers, and very wrathful when upset.
...Miss Patchouli is quite the nice and..."stable" individual, even if her physical condition is, ah...frail.
Give me another 24 for Value Games.
Limit filler and no duplicates.
>>2789296
Me? Um... Well, technically I should be home, but it's not every day you stumble into a place like this! It's sorta pretty when... when people aren't dying in the midst of all this pretty landscape.
>>2789304
Yunocchi!
>>2789304
Elly
>>2789307
As we rather imminently are to, I believe.
>>2789304
Koishi Komeiji.
>>2789304
Dojima
>>2789304
Maria and Harusame
>>2789304
King Kaito
>>2789286
That's not the spiders fault, the spiders that do that definitely don't want to hurt you, I mean you're their transportation after all.
>>2789290
>Pet.
>>2789291
>Pet.
>>2789296
Yeah but those are fun to watch.
>>2789304
Anila
>>2789304
Brad
>>2789304
These boxes
>>2789311
I must just have really good timing! I think the horoscope said today was going to be really lucky for me, and I should take advantage of strange situations...
>>2789304
Aussa the Earth Charmer
>>2789320
They just give me a bit of a headache, admittedly....
>>2789330
Horoscope...? I almost forgot about those things.
>She shrugs
Well, it's hardly my own place to force your decisions.
>>2789304
Iida Tenya
>>2789333
more like Aussa the one eyed snake charmer hehehe
>>2789342
I usually just let it play on the TV when I wake up in the morning. It's more for noise than anything.
That must sound kind of strange thinking about it...
I am going to need several more.
>>2789347
Subtle. Don't you folks got anything better to do?
>>2789304
Naoki Miki
>>2789304
Rito Yukki
>>2789354
>>2789304
Flame Champion
I can hardly say I was planning to join, but....
>>2789354
Jun
>>2789354
Ririchiyo
Dubs prove Elly a cute
>>2789342
Oh, sorry about that then.
>>2789354
Hazama
>filler so swap if need be.
>>2789349
Well, I'm barely even aware of what those things are, so in a sense, I suppose it is.
>>2789354
Dan Smith
>>2789354
Lord Protector Corvo Attano
>>2789354
Lynette Bishop
>>2789355
I do, but having a giggle helps me from falling into crippling depression
>>2789368
Right! This is a magic land, so....
The best way to describe it is like... a photograph, but the picture can change instead of being only one photo! Like a flipbook!
>>2789365
Let me assist you with that.
>>2789367
Oh, it's not that bad.
>>2789365
>>2789378
Er....
>>2789377
Oh, no need to worry, miss, like I said, I've heard of such things, I just never actually had any.
No swap are available so just see if it is correct.
>>2789383
I hope you win, rules-senpai
>>2789381
DUBS PROVE IT
>>2789381
So you have! Okay, okay.
Miss Elly, are you from this land originally?
>>2789381
Yeah, but still discomfort is discomfort all the same.
>>2789296
I see. Do you fear her as much as Reimu?
>>2789320
A fear is not a logical thing.
>>2789375
Er. Riiight, then. You do you.
>>2789383
Fine by me.
>>2789383
Ready!
I think...
>>2789383
Looks good
>>2789392
I'm sorry, okay?
I was just bored
>>2789383
Yeah, here we go!
>>2789381
>He ignores you.
>>2789383
Thank you for the game.
>>2789385
A-Are you talking about me?
>>2789388
Exemplary.
Good. It will begin soon.
>>2789388
>>2789402
...Very, well, then.
>>2789389
No, I'm from a place called Gensokyo, admittedly, I've just been here for a little while.
>>2789391
Hm...? I suppose she'd be quite scary if angered, but no, I quite enjoy Miss Patchouli's presence, and she's been so helpful, at that.
>>2789390
I just get quiet at times like that, I suppose.
>>2789304
Absolutely not late Izaya
>>2789402
>A-Are you talking about me?
yes
>>2789395
Hey, no harm done, I suppose.
What am I doing?
>>2789391
Yeah, but sometimes it helps to think about them like that.
>>2789409
I do too, but it depends, like If I'm already talking I just ignore the other things going on.
>>2789383
That looks okay to me.
Elly, let's do a good job!
>>2789409
Gensokyo... I wonder if I've heard of that before...
Is everyone else here like that too? From another land?
>>2789416
Uwah....
I lost my district partner already...
>>2789414
alright
stay kewl, aussa
>>2789416
Why is my body such a good weapon...? I didn't even mean to do that much damage...
>>2789416
Two fighters have their fates left in an ambiguous way. The rest of you train while I think I may have killed something. Can not tell.
>>2789436
...Which one?
>>2789431
Er, can do, I suppose.
>>2789436
Hoo, boy, this'll be problematic.
>>2789416
Outlasting me, for one.
...Did I really get last place?
>>2789424
I suppose that's essentially what I attempt to do.
>>2789425
I don't actually know anyone that's native to this place.
>>2789436
Doing something like this is fun every now and then!
>>2789436
The night is annoying but peaceful.
>>2789445
Don't worry, Elly! I'll keep on going for our district.
>>2789445
Huuuuh... That's mysterious. Do you think someone like that exists?
Who do you miss, HG?
>>2789445
It's probably because everyone wants to talk to you that you can't shut it out.
>>2789456
My dad
>>2789455
I...really wouldn't know. Personally, I wouldn't bet on it. And, ah, good luck out there.
>>2789457
Hm...? I'm not quite certain what you mean by that.
>>2789466
me too
>>2789436
>>2789452
Welp, Earth magic beats out movin' fast, huh?
...Now 'ta hunt down that thief.
>>2789452
GET THEM OFF ME
Will someone be interested playing with him? Generally looking to satisfy and entertain mainly.
>>2789377
>>2789452
I... think I just felt a ghost or something!
>>2789467
Really? Hmn...
Magic's really strange then, huh? If nothing else made this land, then magic did.
>>2789472
And it's really hard to learn, magic!!!!
>>2789476
>oh wow, thanks!
>>2789473
uhmmm
This isn't ERP
>>2789472
Just step on them Ram!
>>2789409
That is good to hear. I guess that is another stable person. And yes, you were first to lose.
>>2789424
>>2789472
No. They are absolutely disgusting.
>>2789467
>Takes a deep breath and then sighs.
Nevermind..
>>2789452
Man, it's getting hot in here...and I swear I can smell something burning... I hope it isn't me.
>>2789472
It's just a statue! Come on, relax!
>>2789483
I also miss that japanese moonrune
>>2789411
Well, uh, thank you the->>2789436
>>2789472
Recorded here. Someone so weak they have to gain power to smash boxes.
>>2789484
Easy for you to say. A ball of them did not land on you.
>>2789485
You don't even like the ones with extra fuzzy legs? Those ones are the cutest.
>>2789492
Funny.
Twat.
>>2789482
Maybe not but I'm fairly confident in my ERP, was just wondering if people will like the character.
>>2789480
Magic sure can be that way, at times.... And with how it brings people back, I'd certainly assume it would be magic, indeed.
>>2789485
Er...if you say so, sir.
>>2789485
I have the most frustrating luck with these games.... And I suppose her associates from the manor she lives in are quire the same as well, despite their...diets. Or competence.
>>2789508
>check the rules
>insulting me is against the rules
>>2789510
I don't know what to think of a red futa demon girl
>>2789505
That's one useless thing I'm not good at...
>>2789468
C-Can you be my new dad?
>>2789491
>>2789472
Hardly a normal one, howe'er. My nerves were getting me worked up, it'd been quite the while since I'd fought such a thing.
>>2789505
>>2789518
I was never one for card games.
>>2789520
no
faggot
>>2789505
You are not alone with how bad I have been performing. Though the others also happen to not be interesting.
>>2789510
It is garbage.
>>2789514
Pretending to be smart is also against the rules.
>>2789514
Think he's actually male.
>>2789505
Aaah... I am lucky!!!
>>2789513
I didn't even know it was real! You usually only draw these things, or see them in fairytales.
>>2789524
Hearthstone? Well, I've never played anything like that.
>>2789502
Eeyup, sometimes ya just get unlucky.
>>2789524
Magic lessons? Don't mind if I do!
>>2789521
I'm telling you, it's normal!
>>2789524
I'm not a kid! I can look after myself...
>>2789507
I dislike all of them.
>>2789513
I will have to meet them sometime.
>>2789523
Please?
Just don't beat me like my old one did...
>>2789536
I'll sexually abuse you, though
>>2789531
I did not ask you. Piss off.
>>2789532
Then would have been fairly obvious that I did not say who I missed out loud.
>>2789524
So the goat lied about dying. I will have to fix that.
>>2789532
Just wondering really.
>>2789542
Sorry, I can't help you on this topic
>>2789538
R-Rachnera?
>>2789541
This is interesting. Hopefully it doesn't lead to the blizzard. The rest of you are wary or preparing in some way.
>>2789540
Yeah, but we both had th'same event. Awful mean-like, dont'cha think?
>>2789556
Ack!
>>2789541
W-Wait, this has to be a mistake! Let me goooo!
>>2789556
Oh come on, not you too...
>>2789529
Well, as part of an inherently magical species....It's a bit silly to deny it's existence.
>>2789535
Such a shame, you only just missed them, too.
>>2789556
I do not need any money. I will do it for free. The rest of you also want to kill someone.
>>2789563
I think you are awful.
>>2789534
I've far too much experience in the matter to claim 'tis a "normal" statue.
>>2789556
I-i already told you, I don't know how to play Hearthstone..!
>>2789541
Ah! That was too close! I'm going to die of shock from all this eventually...
>>2789572
I thought you were human...
Humans are inherently magical? Does that mean I can learn it too?
>>2789579
Aaah!!!! Please stop that..!
>>2789555
O-Oh...
>>2789581
What for!? Have we even met 'fore? Yeesh.
>>2789586
I'm afraid I'm not, miss. But, I certainly don't see why you can't.
>>2789579
I-I'm not dead?! Yes! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
>>2789584
You and that other guy are crazy...
>>2789579
None of us are doing anything.
>>2789535
Aww come on, the only ones you should be wary of are the poisonous/venomous ones.
>>2789572
Time for terrible knock knock jokes, here's one I came up with, knock knock.
>>2789598
Could I ask you what you are then?
>>2789604
Well, I think we should follow this path here! It's pretty straightforward...
>>2789592
I can tell you are dreadful just by looking at you.
>>2789600
Oh, hardly....At least not this century.
>>2789604
Her...? HER?!
>>2789604
I suppose the night looks nice. In a subjective way. Even with the growls I hear, it is not impeding my enjoyment from this.
>>2789607
Er, how do those...who's there?
>>2789613
A youkai, miss, of a type I'm not quite certain of.
give me reason to live, beside memes
>>2789617
Oh, yeah, real clever-like there, judgin' based entirely off'a a glance. That's totally justified.
>>2789631
You can try to become a pirate.
>>2789625
Shadow Madness!
...Was that... Did I do it?
I.. I think I did it!
Okay, now you will um... get me some lemonade!
>>2789629
Really? A youkai...
You don't look like what I imagined one looking like at all! Aren't they supposed to be monsters?
>>2789629
Such a lust for revenge.
>>2789636
>implying I'm a nigger than can speak Somalian
>>2789625
This is causing me pain.
>>2789618
...
>>2789625
You know, stuff like this makes me wish I knew magic...
>>2789639
Yes, we are. The most of us just...look human.
>>2789642
Such a lust for revenge...who?
>>2789607
As I stated, a fear destroys all logic. It did not help that a bunch of them landed in my lap.
>>2789572
I did? What a shame.
>>2789644
H-How can I help you, m-mistress...?
>>2789650
I suppose Big Boss would get the joke.
>>2789631
There is none.
But live anyways.
>>2789650
I should tell my friends about all this when I get home!
That's really interesting, Miss Elly... Is everyone from your land that way?
>>2789644
Ack!
>>2789648
Something the matter, friend?
>>2789644
I have no idea what that is but it'd be best to avoid it
>sorry host, storms are being a dick
>>2789644
I was wondering when this would happen. I did not expect this outcome for me however.
>>2789633
I'm sure a legitimate reason to hold disdain for you will present itself shortly.
>>2789663
>It's fine. Storms keep knocking me off as well.
>>2789655
Yes, they had this long, purple hair, and these...well, I suppose they were quite like pajamas.
>>2789658
I don't really know who that is....
>>2789661
Certainly not, there are humans, as well!
>>2789664
Ice Blast!
....Uah! That wasn't what I wanted to do!
>>2789669
They live together?
>>2789664
I hate the cold.
>>2789664
I finally killed the goat. Now I do not mind if I do lose.
>>2789666
And you're just gonna act like there is anyhow even without one?
>>2789655
Honestly you shouldn't tell me this because I see a bunch of fake spiders in your future.
>>2789669
Yeah sorry, these jokes are from my time I suppose...
>>2789662
Nothing at all...
>>2789664
Mistr- I mean, Celes...look ou-
>>2789669
Okay. I suppose I will be on the lookout for them.
>>2789683
You better not.
>>2789664
>>2789673
>>2789672
My, how embarrassing, being bested by your opposite element.
>>2789685
Your tone hardly suggests that, you know.
>>2789663
>It's been happening with me the past two days, too.
>>2789680
O-oh no, he remembered!
Casting that on him was a bad idea!
Hey HG
Guess what's funnier than 24
>>2789681
Because a reason not to will never present itself.
>>2789680
What did I ever do to you?
>>2789680
Why did I go to that death trap? Whoever is the final two after this will face each other next.
>>2789696
Killing myself.
>>2789696
Izaya hanging himself while dressed up as a chicken?
>>2789694
I really didn't mean to hit you with that! I was just trying to protect myself...
>>2789700
Cliffhanger!?
>>2789699
You made me believe I killed you. It made me doubt my purpose.
>>2789690
I reckon you two'd get along just fine, as well.
>>2789672
Well, I suppose they live in villages...?
>>2789683
Or your world as a whole, for that matter.
>>2789696
Izaya hanging himself while dressed up as a chicken?
who wants me to ava iida, i'll be actually in character unlike this retard
>>2789697
Awful presumptuous, don't'cha think?
>>2789702
>>2789703
>>2789710
6 million
>>2789712
Kill yourself.
>>2789712
No thanks
>>2789696
My existence
>>2789690
I have no idea what you are talking about.
>>2789709
I don't think he would find it funny anyway...
>>2789714
Are you implying the "holocaust" happened?
>>2789706
Not my fault that you may be defective. I'm just a lazy sheep.
>>2789700
In the end, it is for the best. I am already accused of rigging despite not knowing how to.
>>2789725
God I hope it did happen
>>2789712
>That one faggot who keeps trying to be an rp elitist
Do everyone a favor and drink detergent.
>>2789705
Ah, hardly a problem, friend, I assure you.
>>2789729
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>2789694
It's all in your head.
>>2789729
Hey, good job! Thanks for the fun time, by the way.
>>2789713
I would rather be assuming than unassuming.
>>2789714
>>2789725
>>2789732
>Not wanting the death of six million Jews to be real.
>>2789743
An' I'd rather keep an open mind and actually formulate an opinion instead'a just assumin' something's a certain way without even actually knowin' any better.
>>2789729
Thanks for hosting again.
>I'm going to bed everyone, so g'night.
>>2789729
Congratulations Yuno. State if you want a class (Warrior, Shaman, Rogue, Paladin, Druid, Hunter, Mage, Priest, Death Knight or Monk) or if you would like to be neutral.
>>2789709
...So, no....?
>>2789729
Ahhh... Okay, um, now what?
...Wait... I won? Really?
>>2789736
Oh, thank goodness.... I was worried you'd be angry.
>>2789729
Congratulations, Yuno
>>2789757
Thanks for hosting again
>>2789742
>stop lieking what i dont like!!!1
Who do you ava?
>>2789757
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>2789738
I've not gone this long without knowing better, my young cully.
>>2789758
I do not anger easily, friend.
>>2789757
Glory to the victor! And likewise glory to our benefactor.
>>2789757
That is wrong. It should be three kills for the both of us.
>>2789742
Who do you ava , so i can heavily study your source material so I can shit on you
