HG thread.
EVEN MORE EXPRESS GAMES
>24 more
Sanae Kochiya
Dan Backslide
Mikan Tsumiki
Bass
Baki Hanma
Hitler
Piece of Shit Loser
Haru-chan
Yukine
>>2774938
>Erotomania isn't applicable
>
>>2774945
>hane threatened me with starting erp laura
>just told him to go fuck himself and do it because I don't browse it anyway
Pit
Matsuda
Misato
EFG
Eggman-kun
>>2774953
Ross
Mii Swordfighter
Benny Goodman
Wiggins
>who is Hane?
Flowey
Junpei Iori
Who is Hane? They sound cancerous as fuck.
Snaketits
Moonman
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
GENOCIDER SYO
Iida Tenya
These boxes
>>2774921
>throws rum at you
Get out!
>>2774928
Hmm.
Still I am not gay. Not gay enough for a futa dick. disgusting mate. It hurts me as a sadist.
I am a Sadist, not a masochist who do the sucking.
>>2774993
>some oldfag I don't even want to talk about.
Jaffa
Master Hand
Kuriyama Mirai
>>2774993
>>2775003
>Hanekawa, I believe.
>>2775019
From the bakemonogatari series, I think
>>2774934
No doubt a lot of you are reasonable, but there's a fair share of retards, same with every group.
>>2774936
I open my mouth when I want to talk with somebody, which is often. I'n quite clingy.
>>2775003
>>2774993
Hanekawa from Monogatari. He's pretty cancer.
>>2774993
Hanekawa
ruined all the mona characters like what nonon did to jojo except much much worse (literally worst shit)
annoying and probably legitimately autistic, not even meme autistic, just full on
>>2775030
>I open my mouth when I want to talk with somebody, which is often. I'n quite clingy.
And when that happens, shit comes out 9 out of 10 times.
Hane is the white haired cat bitch who shitposts in erp
>>2774981
It isn't applicable in this situation. Nobody here is obsessed with the ideal of others loving them so erotomania/ De Clerambault isn't the right term. If anything you'd call it a Histrionic Personality Disorder (HPD). Nowhere in the slightest is De Clerambault present here unless. For the guy saying "underage isn't delusional", De Clerambault isn't just a normal delusion. It's a delusion in which you have the illusion others are infatuated or in love with you. Get it right for god's sake, if anything it's autism or HPD going on here for the most part of it.
Hanekawa sent me a dick pic
>>2775038
yeah we covered that, thanks
>>2775036
Yea. I can hold a conversation just fine, but I'm shit at trying to start them
>>2775044
>>2775043
>That's Karen and Tsukihi
>Hanekawa is a cuck in canon
>>2775038
>shitposting in erp
Oh hell no, we're in a truce. Fuck that cat.
Centorea Shianus
>>2775053
If you'd stop memeposting or trying to be funny, i could like you. YOu are just a cunt imo. Not a cunt the size and level of Hoshi though. Just a normal cunt.
>>2775039
>Histrionic Personality Disorder
yeah that sounds better
>searches it
>purple link
huh
>>2775044
kek
>>2775044
Post it.
I heard someone was sexually harassing Sanae. That is not allowed.
>>2775056
I don't really give a flying fuck. Everything I've ever seen from that show makes me want to stab homeless people
>>2775067
It's okay Reimu, she's already gone as far as I see
>>2775053
>Kissu
>Ohio
>Hihi
>Mfw it works every time
not woosh
because hitting backspace fucked me over again
>>2775068
Yeah, I don't need some random asshole stabbing me.
>>2775075
>kissu
>>2775075
SHE LIVES
>>2775063
Same opinion as most people. Memeposting and trying to be funny is just my outlet of trying to get attention, once I have it I act like somebody who isn't afflicted with a horrible learning disability.
>>2775075
I do that, use >kissu a lot
>>2775068
>Wh-why?
>>2775076
Let's start
>>2775076
Looks wonderful.
>>2775075
>kissu
>>2775081
N-not you, Bikko.
>>2775066
>implying I'd save it
>>2775076
Lo-Looks lovely...
>>2775070
I could of sealed them for doing such an act.
>>2775095
SEND IT
>>2775095
>implying you didn't
>>2775097
I already scolded her Reimu, she was just a confused child.
>>2775099
>Ocelot's Wet Dream
>>2775075
>kissu
>>2775076
Looks good. Let's party
So why are we shitposting Hane?
>>2775096
I am looking at someone lovely aswell now.
>>2775093
Well you said homeless people.
>>2775111
Because hane is autistic and we're bored.
>>2775075
fuck you, you never talk to me anymore
STANDING
>>2775111
>complain about Hane throwing a hissyfit
>people shitpost him
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
>>2775099
Oh boy.
>>2775119
Sa-Save it for someone who deserves it...
>>2775102
>>2775103
Let's just say, I didn't know niggers could have small dicks.
>>2775125
and stay gone!
>>2775111
Not shitposting, informing of what they are, done now, game now
>>2775121
Back away from him! He's gone mad.
>>2775043
Hanekawa is Araragi's childhood friend.
You know those typical childhood friends.
>>2775076
Demon god partner? sure. Fine with me.
>>2775129
>hane is a nigger
>hane has a small dick
Double toplel.
>>2775105
Scolding is not enough.
>>2775125
MINE-....O-Oh,I-I didn't mean to!
>>2775128
I already spend it all. On you. Did you take a shower as i suggested?
>>2775136
I see, continue on then.
>>2775134
He's fine.
>>2775129
What does it look like
>>2775152
I appriciate that you care so much Reimu, but I can handle her myself, you don't have to worry about it
>>2775161
Cut
>>2775132
No it's shitposting. Stop trying to justify yourself.
>>2775139
The kind that exist only to be sexualized by the main character who the presumed virgin who has never spoken to a woman in their life that the writer's consider their target demographic is supposed to identify with?
>>2775154
Sho-Shower? Ye-yes, I took one last night...
>>2775136
To each their own, I guess.
>>2775158
Suit yourself, but I'll be watching over you, it's possible he's an extremely dangerous youmu.
>>2775174
kys no face
>>2775179
I am a lumberjack, thank you very much!
Goooooood morning everyone! Get on your feet and do some morning exercises!
>>2775139
No she isn't.
>>2775173
let's burn you brown
>>2775173
be careful, I have perfect aim
>>2775125
My liver is not going to hold at this point.
>Tomorrow I'll host 3 times after I go home
>10 PM to 2 AM Baby.
>maybe the mornings too.
>6 AM - 8 AM
>So that means 5 times?
>I am fine with that.
>>2775175
Somewhat. To a certain extent.
I'll go to sleep now. Goodnight.
>math exams. Final exams of the week after that break for 1 week straight.
>which is why I am hosting 5 times tomorrow.
>>2775173
>the grapefruits are fake
God, I've seen that in some horror movie. I just need to remember which one.
>>2775185
>tfw on mobile and can't view webms
>>2775172
Ouch.
>>2775181
kys no face, he needed no (You)s
>>2775173
Now we light the molotovs
>>2775178
I can tell. Your hair looks very clean and healthy.
But a shower isn't just for hygiene, Nurse-chan. It also feels good to feel hot water on your skin, yes?
>>2775184
...Wh-what?
>Sup Wiggers
>>2775190
>>2775193
>It's from The Interview
>>2775187
Up to you.
I don't give a damn about the show because of Nadeko's arc is just too heavy.
>>2775200
;_;
>>2775196
>tfw I know that feel
>hold me, anon-chan
>>2775196
I'm sorry for failing to get you motivated, anon. I'll try again tomorrow.
>>2775082
>>2775092
>>2775108
>>2775085
>Y-You guys
>>2775086
>I think it might be a stigma, for what it is worth, I am just as bad at conversation as well.
>>2775124
>W-Who are you? The only person I can seem to have a lengthy amount of conversation nowadays is Squid-chan.
>>2775185
E-exercises?!
>She hops to her feet and starts doing jumping jacks
>>2775209
I remember that one. There's also a horror movie they used it from, it was a british one if I can remember. That movie was really good though, controversy around it was even better.
>>2775168
Hopefully since I don't want to treat you like Elly.
>>2775209
Nobody on my right aaaaanndddd nobody on my left
>sneaks away
>>2775212
What's up to me? She isn't, I didn't meet her until highschool.
>>2775203
Yes...I-It was really nice...I forgot how nice hot water can feel...
>>2775214
>>2775196
>tfw on mobile and can
>>2775226
Why would you ever treat me like her?
>>2775219
die 1000 deaths
>punchu
>>2775223
Doesn't that feel good? Doesn't it fill you with the strength to continue onward with your day? It definitely should! Now then, try stretching it out for a bit.
>>2775231
>Ross is not available at this time. Please try again later.
>MATH EXAM YOU KEK
>I NEED SLEEP.
>>2775234
android master race
>>2775205
Sup.
Who else are you? I'm not up to date on my who is who.
>>2775232
Once every two days you should take a shower, or if you really enjoy it - eveytime you wake up in the morning. Before breakfast.
You got a lovely smile that's genuine when it appears, Mikan.
>>2775240
I declare this box property of the Moriya shrine, scram away now
>>2775240
I-I bet winning would boost my confidence!
who wants to erp on /b/ while we host a game by hoshi?
>>2775244
A-affirmative!
>She bends over to stretch her legs out, tripping over herself in the process
Oof! Ow, ow ow..
>>2775249
>You'll never know.
>>2775242
>Dies
>Gets banished to the lurking realm
>>2775260
>>2775266
>>2775262
>we
(You)
>>2775240
...Shit. This'll end badly
>>2775237
Because that's what I have to do when there is a person that's weak, look after them.
SQUAK
>>2775275
I'm about as strong as you are, Reimu. I've been practicing a lot
>>2775271
Autism!
We must suicide
>>2775266
>/b/
>>2775281
Damn.
>>2775287
That'd be you if you're bootyblasted enough to shitstorm a game because of hate on the internet.
>>2775281
>>2775209
alright this is starting to look really nice
>>2775267
I don't think I've ever seen anyone trip while stretching. You really are completely hopeless, glasses-chan.
>he picks her up from the floor
...by the way, you're actually really heavy.
>>2775267
Message me on steam then, jeeze
How about we role play in /b/
>>2775283
>places a bag of chips in the nest
I better get something good back for this.
>>2775268
your tears of regret cannot turn back the hands of time
>>2775285
I doubt that. I've continued training after the last time we've fought.
>>2775305
That sounds like a great idea!
>>2775310
I've been doing the same thing, I'm very capable.
>>2775268
i dont want to sound like that guy, but when are you getting back into hosting if ever
>>2775305
(You)
>>2775300
>She pats her self off
...I-I'm not heavy, and my name is Mirai Kuriyama.
>>2775301
>Nope.
Go say hi to ERP for me.
>>2775334
hi to ERP for me.
>>2775334
Do it yourself you lazy cunt
>>2775326
But why not? I'm really curious now.
Go say hi to waifufags for me.
>>2775308
>>2775334
Bu-But it's weird in there...
>>2775326
Don't look at it in a bad way, look at it in a way that makes you feel better. That's the key part in living a happy, healthy life. You've got to remain positive at all times, even if the future seems bleak and hopeless.
Mirai eh? It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Natuski Subaru, and I'm a professional shut-in.
>>2775345
>he places instant noodles into the nest
Alright, if you want high-class I'll give you high-class.
>>2775334
There is already a Ramlethal in there. There is no need to.
>>2775353
Th-That was mine...gu-guess I'll have to buy a new one...
>>2775339
>Cause I'm a stubborn asshole.
>>2775357
There's nothing positive about being heavy! In fact, I'll have you know I've only eaten once today.
...I-it's nice to meet you too.
>>2775353
None of us ever questioned Flowey's insanity.
>>2775377
Please? I'd like to talk.
>>2775366
So she's in that place! I'll find her and beat her up!
>>2775385
Don't go fucking with erp. They helped us out a few weeks ago so we have a truce.
>>2775501
>They helped us out a few weeks ago
With what?
>>2775382
ARENA-HEM
>>2775510
Shitpost against hoshi.
>>2775501
They did not help us with shit, let the man fuck with ERP, isn't that what they want anyway?
>>2775514
Based erpfags.
>>2775377
Being heavy has it's perks, but for the most part you want to keep it from getting out of control.
And you know, I still have the stale bread you rudely rejected from the other day. If you want I could give it back to you so you can eat.
>>2775382
kek
>>2775501
It's super dead there anyways
>>2775353
>friend
>>2775512
Oh shit, that's not!
>>2775533
Who's hungry?
>>2775525
Ahem, It would be rude of a friend to not tell people of his friends cafe...
>>2775321
>Soon, I'm actually writing a new code that will hopefully motivate me.
>I've even asked for suggestions for it, although none of the ones I have received are appropriate.
>>2775525
>She pulls out her glasses and rubs them with a handkerchief
..N-no, I'm really full, I c-could never resort to such desperate measures for food, b-but thank you for the offer..
>>2775552
I'll throw you a few once you get home from class, my man.
>>2775544
These people are!
>>2775552
>themed?
>>2775546
Free promotion is bad promotion, but maybe I'll help you out this time. I mostly just wanted to see her react to stale bread. She really dislikes it for some reason.
>>2775575
You don't even know what stale bread tastes like, so how can you deny it so boldly?
>>2775588
How do you know I don't know what stale bread tastes like?
>>2775579
>It'd be much obliged, but telling you the blatant theme spoils it, and the only way I can phrase it is too confusing, but thanks for the effort anyways.
>Only 1 other person knows the actual theme.
>>2775583
>Yee, but it's a secret.
>>2775583
All aboard the peace train!
>>2775544
I was injecting the memes into my soul
>>2775599
Are you going to host with Iida?
>>2775592
THAT'S NOT TRANSPARENT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2775588
That's Probably because most people aren't used to eating stale bread, also that chick that shot you the other day, man she is just a crazy person, she put a gun to a kids head to 'scare him'.
>>2775599
It's me, dummy. You'll share
>>2775599
>I wish I could help. Good luck with t.
>>2775592
Because you hate it. Anybody that has tried it knows it's rough and good for the soul. It makes you uncomfortable, which in return makes you enjoy the comfy things in life.
>>2775617
Uh...I have no clue who you're talking about. I don't remember getting shot.
>>2775633
FINAL THREE
who are you rooting for?
>>2775630
I swear you did, remember I jumped in front of the first bullet...? Am I malfunctioning...?
>>2775613
>I'm too lazy to make it transparent.
>>2775630
I said I was already full.
>>2775633
win my love
>KK
>>2775658
Getting peaceful once again.
>>2775654
>Nice meme.
Coming from the man with the tendency to turn all his characters into memes, just like Iida.
>>2775664
I GOT YOU WHEN I GET HOME SENPAI
LEAVE IT TO ME
Hihi, everyone. How are you all doing?
>>2775655
It sure sounds like it. I don't see why anyone would jump in the way of a bullet for me when I can't die.
>>2775664
Full of lies, maybe?
I'll let you off the hook this time, but you'll eat this bread eventually, and you'll like it. Trust me on this one.
>>2775671
I'm certain he is
>>2775683
>meme
>buzzwords
>All those hot assumptions
You're entitled to your opinion, even if I think it's full of shit.
>>2775683
Fucking this.
>m-muh rules!!!
Already a meme.
>>2775687
Do you like stale bread?
>>2775687
>
>>2775691
Huh... That's strange. Also I'd take a bullet for ya, something like that can't exactly kill or hurt me, so I'd save you the pain.
>>2775687
Still a little tired. But I am okay for now.
>>2775687
Still hunting that darn Ramlethal.
>>2775684
>Thanks pham.
>>2775687
Hello.
>>2775691
But it's going to get all moldy if you wait, I probably have enough to get my own bread.
...probably.
>>2775722
ARENA-HEM
What the fuck Ririchiyo
>>2775687
Tired...
>>2775684
>>2775734
Already did it.
>>2775700
Getting real defensive there, aren't ya
why are we so concerned about which avas kamina may or may not play?
>>2775720
Thanks for your concern, but I'd rather take the bullet instead...that is, unless it doesn't hit my knees or my stomach.
>>2775734
If you say so. I'm only trying to help you out the best way I know how, but it seems you're too independent for help.
>>2775744
Would you look at that...
>>2775687
tired, bored, waiting for something fun to happen
>>2775710
Stale... bread? Not really, why do you ask?
>>2775712
Ummm... Please don't look at me like that...
>>2775723
Hihi, Rammy-chan! If you're tired, you should take a nap or something.
>>2775729
H-huh? Rammy-chan?!
Why would you do that!?
>>2775734
Uwaa!~
Your glasses are cute!
>>2775751
Ummm... You should take a nap, maybe?
>>2775744
Winner next slide!
..I promise
>>2775761
Because memes
>>2775753
Y-You missed the white part, niggy.
>>2775771
That question is starting to get me annoyed, I'm doing it so I can get those God damn people at that God damn place known as the U.N. To recognize my country.
>>2775753
>Oh shit, thanks!
>>2775766
If you wanted to help me, you could help me by searching for the other youmu located in this place.
>>2775771
O-oh. These? They're nothing, really.
>>2775778
I don't think that should be transparent. This way it's like they are peering in from another room.
>>2775766
Are you sure you don't remember? This is killing me, don't make a machine doubt itself... Ah fuck it, I'll just delete it.
Anyone know where Rick left his code before he died? I want to host after, but I don't want to do a default or shitty /co/ code.
>>2775771
I keep failing to no matter how many times I tried.
>>2775771
Because I have some and nobody wants to eat it. You're welcome to take some if you want.
>>2775785
A Youmu? Why do you care if there's someone with the name Youmu here?
>>2775801
I'm positive. I don't remember anyone taking a bullet for me, much less some blonde idiot shooting me.
>>2775772
And here it is.
>>2775804
Up Ur butt
