Looks like you guys need a host.
Alright, I'll host a game for now.
Primary Dead Hour Rules :
- First 24
- No dupes
- Fillers are to be kept till needed (or after everyone has posted)
You ready?
POST!
>>2770923
Elly
Wiggins
Kill me
Ririchiyo
>>2770923
Maria and Harusame
Matsuda
Cappy
Ross
Rito Yukki
>>2770923
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
Black Percher
>>2770923
Lord Beerus
![LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/axwY12T.jpg "LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg")
Asakura Ryoko
Usami
>>2770923
Jun
>>2770949
>Urge to play as Yami again rising...
Severus Snape
>>2770956
(Whoops; image.)
Eggman-kun
Minibork
>>2770923
Specter
Machi
Star Wars The Force Awakens
Furry porn
Sakuya
Neptune
King Knight
>>2770923
King Kaito
>>2770955
Why are you calling yourself by your last name
The Player
>>2770949
>>2770921
Well, I do have eight wins already...I just don't think it's good enough.
>>277092
>>2770978
It took me a while to understand it myself...very dangerous arena event. That lady always pops up shouting "Sieg Zeon" or something.
>>2770932
>>2770974
>Swings scythe in to face
>>2770931
I...I can't even describe how weird that is! They made you do that?
>>2770970
>Hits on the head with stick.
>>2770928
I'm probably going to play some games as well.
>>2770920
Try again?
>>2770996
Best touhou has arrived
>>2770996
Ooow!
...This is why I stay in the tank.
>>2770971
>Jun places his hand on the animal's head and proceeds to pet them.
Cute!
>>2771006
Jun, no!
That thing has cooties
>>2770991
Yes. I knew thtat it wasn't something usual, but I thought that there were others in my situation.
>tfw this sold me on battleborn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_WeALJ03EA
based bird of many rockets
literally installing right now
>>2771008
You mean it has cute-ies~
>specters us va was the flash
>on the other hand the uk va was johhny bravo
>Tfw i liked both and cant think of what voice to use
>>2770999
I will.
>>2770988
Well it sounds like an event that kills a lot, but what kind of games are those, like space based?
>>2771003
>Uses a bomb to destroy your tank and continues hitting you on the head.
>>2771024
>baps on the nose with a newspaper
>>2771010
They must be seriously messed up to do that to their kid...
>>2771023
I think Miss Miku's games have things from all sorts of..."settings". It's just that that one event is like that.
>>2770988
>>2771033
>If you missed it or something
>>2771012
>not djinn of total carnage
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0kkC5yyzyJQ
>>2771021
(Is called "Dubs of the forbidden one" but attack and defend are trips.)
(I see a little bit of inconsistency there~)
>>2771038
i've not listened to anybody elses voices
but i've already decided i'm maining benedict
krillin and bardocks voice actor is just a bonus
Alright Checks!
Double Checks!
Minibork becomes huge ugly bork
I should have changed Black Percher's name into Baka Demon Lord...
>>2771024
>She cowers, covering her head
Owowowow, quit it!
>>2771033
I just wanted to eat some candy, but you can't get everything that you wish to have.
>>2771043
Ready.
>>2771043
>>2770978
Can you give this man my spot please?
>>2771037
Oh I suppose I've only been in a couple of her games, like three I think.
Where were you when dead hours became touhou hours
>>2771052
In bed
>>2770988
You could have none...
>>2771041
N-Neither! You shouldn't take advantage of girls like that!
>>2771043
This is my chance to get stronger...
>>2771048
But...but being poisoned?! That's too far!
>>2771052
Dont worry ive got perfect bait
>>2771052
Right here by the looks of it.
>>2771057
In small doses it isn't lethal, so you can slowly build up immunity against it.
>>2771050
You honestly don't have to give me your spot, but thank you for the consideration.
>>2771043
Please don't switch me in.
Kaito In, Sakuya Out.
Is that all stranjah?
>>2771059
>>2771069
Pls no...
>>2771059
Cute and sexy!
>Jun continues to pet the youkai.
>>2771068
But I insist mister!
>>2771068
I should deny that. People who gave it out have the absolute authority.
>>2771059
Would take the bait/10
>>2771051
Aah. Well, no need to worry, you'll have plenty of opportunities for...being exploded violently under the force of a weapon large enough to reshape continents.
>>2771057
Eight just...isn't enough! I have to keep proving myself!
>>2771069
>That was Jun that asked for the swap, not Sakuya
>>2771075
>>2771068
OH SHIT THAT'S JUN!
I fucked up.
Hang on.
>>2771045
>Ignores and continues hitting you on the head.
>>2771032
What?
>>2771086
Gj fagit
>>2771065
Yeah, but...parents shouldn't do that...
>>2771084
With that attitude, you'll never be satisfied...
>>2771091
>baps on nose again
bad reimu
>>2771086
>>2771075
O-oh I'm sorry for making it confusing...
>>2771096
I told him that, but he didn't listen to me, because that was necessary for a [hitman].
>>2771078
Fine, Thank you for your spot, I'll try not to die imidiatly.
>>2771086
I'm sorry if I messed you up, buy I'm Kaito.
>>2771096
When my mistress returns and says she's proud of me is when I'll be satisfied.
>>2771091
C'mon, cut it out, cut it out!
>>2771097
Hey don't touch my fucking waifu
Aside from Kaito's Protests, I am pretty sure everything is fine already.
Let the killing begins!
>>2771095
Shut up Izaya, no one asks for your opinion. I am sorry that he looked like a girl.
>>2771106
No it is fine. It is my bad.
>>2771116
i'm not
the newspaper is
>>2771110
As long as you do your best I don't mind!
>>2771118
Oh... I'm sorry mister.
>>2771107
You're a hitman...?! I...I guess that was pretty obvious, huh?
>>2771111
But that could be never!
>>2771118
An umbrella? Hey, maybe this won't be so bad after all!
>>2771121
Don't touch my waifu with that newspaper, I'll beat you up
>>2771118
That was just simply uncalled for.
>>2771126
fuck you shitlord, i'm ripped
>>2771125
It was. Unlike your profession, or maybe you're just a gardener and squirt gun handler?
>>2771130
I'm trained by Sophisto, fucker
>>2771118
Isn't this where I found that gold...?
>>2771125
That's the risk I'll have to take! I saw her here just yesterday!
>>2771084
That's my only dream in this world... to be killed by excess force.
>>2771118
I'm sorry for the hassle.
>>2771124
Thank you for the spot, and also for helping me realize how straight I am.
>>2771134
pfft, and i'm trained by Madara Uchiha and I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
>>2771118
Welcome to the first day on the island!
Machi again... You still have not learned where the mess hall is?
And Beerus, Why am I the murderer.... That would mean that I rig this game which is impossible.
Furry porn is basically invincible towards magic attacks... What the hell..
>>2771110
I realized that Kaito...
I mixed Jun with Sakuya, not you....
>>2771124
It is alright. You just looked like a girl that is all.
>>2771140
>while you said all of this , I teleported behind you and stabbed you
>>2771137
Oh well you're welcome~
>>2771142
(I should have linked my entry with that request; I'm sorry for the confusion.)
>>2771133
A student actually... I have a long way to go until I get a job...
>>2771135
What if it was a coincidence? You might never see her again!
>>2771142
This really is a weird place...
>>2771145
>It was a hologram
>I appear out of thin air above you and pin you
>>2771153
>is pinned
>combusts into flames, burning you alive
>>2771151
I'm also a student. My profession is more like a part time job, like being a cashier.
>>2771142
H-hey are you saying I'm not cute?
>>2771150
Hey I wanted to know, what happened with Iida the other day?
>>2771137
...Seriously?
>>2771142
C- come on, Miss Ririchiyo, is this necessary...?
>>2771151
I'll have to take that risk, too!
>>2771156
>waterbends water to put the flames over myself out, but leaving you burning
>>2771142
Don't space out, here have a soda.
And some..... ugh... I don't even want to say it..
>>2771150
>Nah, I am used to the confusion.
>I used to host before Host Helper was even a thing.
>So there are a lot of confusion back then, this is nothing. hehe xd
>>2771159
Iida? Who's that?
>>2771166
(W-well if you say so.)
>>2771164
>is reborn as a phoenix
>start attacking you with my Stand
>>2771159
Ngh.......
I am not gay Kaito. Sorry.
>>2771169
>brings out my stand which is golden experience requiem
>nullifies all your attacks
>punches your head off
>>2771158
Killing people isn't a part time job! That's a crime!
>>2771162
I guess it's your loss... Good luck.
>>2771166
A-Are they doing black magic?! W-We gotta get out of here before they practice on us!
>>2771166
Aaah~ I love a cold drink.
>>2771173
>you didnt realise that my stand was The World Over Heaven
>kick the shit out of you
>>2771173
Yes I know that's the joke. Shut up
>>2771162
No that was a joke. Uh... what's with the outfit?
>>2771168
The guy that called you his girlfriend the other day?
>>2771171
I'm not either, but I'm ganna take that as, 'wow Kaito you're so cute'.
>>2771174
Someone has to do it and I can't explain more stuff for you, because it's time for me to leave. If you act like a creep when I return later, I'll kill you.
>>2771183
Um... I honestly still cannot remember that mister.
>>2771183
Miss Ririchiyo made me wear it.
>>2771166
Day 2
Fillers are thinning in numbers.
>>2771183
That would be very gay... Really really gay. Boys don't do that kind of stuff...
>>2771185
Oh, alright... Goodb-
W-Wait, but I never acted like a creep...!
>>2771196
You don't think that was a bit much...?
>>2771196
NO! No magic!
>>2771186
Oh it's alright, I'll just ask him later on.
>>2771189
Well it looks nice, I approve.
>>2771196
Good thing I'm not a boy, I'm a man!
>>2771174
Well, er, thank you, sir.
>>2771203
I like my other outfit better.
>>2771203
Well okay then mister~
>>2771196
Night 2
Another idiot bites the dust for not finding the mess hall.
Well now...... I can't say a thing... I am speechless.
>>2771203
That would make it even gayer....
![LOVEEDITION[170037].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MtM71fz.jpg "LOVEEDITION[170037].jpg")
>>2771214
Well, you lost fair and square. Now march into the forest.
>>2771214
AH!
...Where...what? Oh! Thank you, Miss, uh, Usami?
>>2771214
What did you expect, anyways?
>>2771214
Wh-Whoa! I didn't know I was that tough...
>>2771205
>
You don't have to use all the formal stuff...
>>2771214
Hmph. I'ld love to see how long you survive in that environment without any food or water... and no map.
>>2771205
I could tell, you looked uncomfortable.
>>2771211
It was kinda funny earlier today, when everyone finally realized you were a guy, it didn't seem to change much.
>>2771214
I can fix all of this. No homo. Done.
>>2771214
Day 3
3 girls died from stupid things in the arena.... Cough I mean 2 and a corpse.
>>2771224
That's still pretty gay in my book mate.
>>2771224
Well there shouldn't be a problem with how I dress and live my life.
>Jun chortles softly with a hand covering his mouth.
Although when ever one finds out I'm a guy it does make a few funny moments~
![LOVEEDITION[160003].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FWdzvGi.jpg "LOVEEDITION[160003].jpg")
>>2771226
Mission complete! Why did we just do that?!
>>2771224
Well, I mean, when you wear just the one outfit for so long, you get...attached. These were even on me when I reformed.
>>2771222
I just prefer to be polite, Sir Rito.
>>2771226
This is...! Rika, how did we...!?
>>2771226
What're we supposed to do with all this gold? It's way too heavy, but we can't just leave it...
>>2771233
It just feels weird, since I'm practically a nobody...
>>2771226
Hehehaha, this is all the funding I'll EVER need!
>>2771226
Night 3.
Now another idiot follows the trends as she cannot find the water dispenser just outside the messhall...
Aside from that... It's pretty peaceful.
>>2771226
Ah well, as long as I know I'm not gay that's fine.
>>2771229
I mean other than them lifting skirts and checking with their hands, those parts were unnecessary.
>>2771233
Ah, I wouldn't know how that feels, the company gives me a lot of different outfits for my songs, so I have a big wardrobe.
I miss _______
>>2771238
I certainly don't mean to cause offense.
>>2771244
Erhm...I don't see anything.
>>2771248
It's practically a part of me at this point, really.
>>2771244
H-Hey, you didn't hear it from me...but we found a bunch of gold! If you help me carry it, we can share!
>>2771252
A lot of things.
>>2771244
Day 4!
Trying to kill the creator of mana using magic is stupid. It's like trying to fight water with water.
>>2771244
I was thinking alone the lines of 25, 25 and 50 for me- you'll obviously need to rely alot on my resources. What do you think?
>>2771260
SUN
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>2771261
Amazing, isn't it!?
>>2771260
You still know how to pull the ole heartstrings, Spike. Nighto.
>>2771248
Oh yes that part was really unneeded... I did not feel right about it.
>>2771264
Over paradise?
>>2771254
It's just weird, that's all! I'm not offended or anything.
>>2771261
We can get more gold if we- Y-You bastard! It took forever to make that model...
>>2771252
The time Aussa had like 1 or 2 avatars
>>2771261
But everyone was certain that the witches' epitaph was a myth! That surely must be a fake.
>>2771261
Night 4
Pointy hat will take long to recover.
And Snape shows his skills in potions.
>>2771248
But what about the other person's feeling?
>>2771254
Like your scythe and hat?
>>2771272
They probably just wanted an excuse to fondle you.
>>2771260
I miss cartoon squad
>>2771280
You're really bad at this, aren't you?
Why is it when I come here I usually see my clone?
>>2771278
Miss Rika and I found ten tons of it!
>>2771282
I...suppose so, yes.
>>2771275
Well, I suppose I don't exactly know why anyone would be averse to being regarded politely....
>>2771280
Don't be silly! She's a shrine-wrecker, not a murderer. Yet, at least.
>>2771276
>Sorry anon.
>>2771280
When you receive a drink from a potions master, it will either be life or death.
>>2771282
But why would they want to fondle my crotch?
>>2771280
S-Stop! I don't want to remember what we saw... I said stop!
>>2771286
>implying it wasn't you attentionwhoring for the billionth time
>>2771286
Why is it I had to be her victim?
>>2771276
I miss when Aussa only had Lambda and wasn't a cancer touhou
>>2771292
I know you try to play all your avatars equally, but now that you have more avatars, you see each of them for a shorter amount of time now
>>2771280
Day 5
Elly shows a terrifying display of skill.
Eventhough that's not her weapon...
>>2771264
That's definitely one of them.
>>2771269
Sleep tight, Wiggins.
>>2771283
No one stopped that from reforming.
>>2771280
What do you mean? Like if they think I'm gay does it matter? Of course not, I know myself better than anyone else.
>>2771292
Did you check your hat for everything?
>>2771295
>Sighs.
I honestly don't know how to answer that, maybe because they're perverts, but I don't know, I'm not them.
>>2771297
>Check the UID it went up. Get better at baiting.
>>2771301
I have no idea why.
>>2771302
She is actually 3 touhous, currently
>>2771311
Oh well I'll bring pepper spray next time I come back here~
>>2771313
PLAY OJ WITH ME AUSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2771306
Yes, I'm absolutely terrified.
>>2771306
Haha, TILES!
>>2771311
Certainly. I'm missing just one photo, I believe.
>>2771313
Probably because things hate us to some extent.
>>2771304
>I certainly can't say "equally", considering FC and Nu.
>>2771306
Night 6
False reports hehe xd
But aside from that a monkey manage to cause brain damage...
Well and Rito.... No more plot devices to help you this time.
>>2771306
>>2771328
>FUCK!
Night 6
False reports hehe xd
But aside from that a monkey manage to cause brain damage...
Well and Rito.... No more plot devices to help you this time.
>>2771322
>OJ is a fun game. Want to fight me?
>>2771324
That is possible.
>>2771328
>>2771330
AWWSSAAAHAHHAH PLEY OH JAY WIT MEEEEE
>>2771329
>coutyard to only finds
>only finds
>findS
I'd say only to find would be better wording
>>2771324
You should drop a lot of your avaters.
>>2771329
What's going on here? I came as fast as I could- what are you two even doing?
>>2771332
>I'll take that as a yes. Fight me m8.
>>2771306
You're...really nice, Rika... Thanks.
>>2771329
Killing someone who is sick?! You're the worst...
>>2771330
What is OJ?
I swear to god if you say orange juice
>>2771341
Ok deal
>unsheaths katana
>>2771330
At least we can withstand it, hm...?
>She curtsies briefly
Hello, again, Miss Sakuya.
>>2771329
>>2771340
Ask him, it was his idea.
>>2771338
>Nu is the only one I don't really/consistently enjoy.
>>2771319
For some reason I feel like that wouldn't help, bring a tazer.
>>2771324
I think I know which one you mean, it was stuck to Reimu's face last time I saw it.
>>2771329
Day 6 is pretty peaceful
I sense injustice inherent in our system.
>>2771337
Thanks for fixing that anon...
Or is that you Kamina?
>>2771331
Nigga pls.
>>2771343
>>2771306
Yeah, yeah, just...rest up and eat.
>>2771353
i'm not kamina
I just hate seeing crap events
>>2771353
Aussa play OJ ok deal
>>2771349
>You don't play LAmbda, Aussa, FC, or anything that's not a touhou anymore.
>>2771252
my ex. I cant sleep
>>2771351
Oh yeah? I think I'll do that and attach nails to my staff so I can beat them to a bloody pulp if the taser doesn't work.
>>2771360
Fuck is your issue m8? Way worse than anything she's ever done, you obnoxious twat.
>>2771346
>It's 100% Orange Juice
>>2771348
>waiting for you in a room.
>>2771349
Why are you even using a gun? I thought your weapon of choice was a scythe.
>>2771351
Oh, dear...no telling where it is now. Oh, well. It's hers' to keep, I suppose, she's on it, after all.
>>2771373
...I never said I had a choice in the matter.
>>2771363
>I have used both of the first two in the past weeks' time, I believe. Plus, Armadyllo is my hosting ava, essentially.
>>2771367
Sorry
Are we going to play OJ now?
>>2771370
Just like citric acid in the eyes, your answer stings.
>>2771379
it's literally the name of the game
>>2771353
Night 6!
We could've stopped this argument a long time ago if you would have given me a shred of chocolate!!
But aside from that... Someone dies. I am too tired to see who died.
>>2771358
Thanks though anon. I noted that down already. I will fix that as soon as possible.
Guys you wanna play some Apple Juice?
>>2771366
It's nice to know you are innocent, but not naive.
>>2771377
Want me to ask her? I feel like she might kill you again if you asked...
>>2771386
Back in the tank, back in the tank, back in-AGH!
...Damn youkai.
>>2771377
I'll leave you two weirdos be. Continue doing whatever you were doing.
>>2771386
You're the murderer pretending to be a witch aren't you? Well, I'll stop you from getting any more of these innocent people.
>>2771379
>And your post stings even more.
>>2771349
Hi, I see you're no longer sealed.
>>2771391
>Jun giggles softly before speaking.
Well I do need to know how to look after myself after all~
>>2771386
And welcome to the Feast!
Probably... Not a good feast after all all the dishes are "Inspired" based on all of the tributes. HAHA! If you get what I mean.
>>2771402
>>2771391
I...don't think she will, actually. We had a rather polite conversation last time, she even had me sit down for some tea.
>>2771398
I don't really care for this, anyways....
>>2771399
And hopefully I never will be again.
>She shivers
I certainly wouldn't recommend the experience.
>>2771402
Hmh? Is this human...? Oh, well.
>>2771355
I kinda died... I guess I didn't rest enough.
>>2771402
Day 7 or 8.... whatever.
People are dying. Well no they're not...
I am just here watching a cartoon.
>>2771398
>>2771386
I haven't done the first, and I DESPISE the latter...! Urgh, youkai....
>>2771412
You and me both...oh, well. Always more room for improvement, huh?
>>2771401
Now if only others around here shared your thought process it would be a lot safer I think.
>>2771408
I'm not one for giving orders, but please refrain from dying again.
>>2771414
That's right...! Improvement is the name of the game!
>>2771413
Night 7
Well that might be the dismembered arm of one of the tribute that was cooked in the feast..
>>2771408
I am pretty sure it's bound to happen again.
>>2771419
Every disgrace just gives even more room for improvement!
>>2771420
Day 8
I don't know.... It's a creature...
Something. Whatever that is... Fights a Jackal or a puppy or a.... cat?
whatever they all look weird anyway.
>>2771415
But too many people are really stubborn!
>>2771415
I'm certainly not planning on it.
>>2771422
Well, my biggest worry was Miss Reimu, who certainly doesn't seem to mind me, now, after that...we and your mistress even enjoyed some tea together.
...And Miss Sanae says I'm too pathetic to bother with.
>>2771427
Night 8
Aikawa does it again! And a monkey yet again does something to whatever that thing was... I am pretty sure it is a Indian text support guy in an animal suit.. (No Offense)
>>2771430
>too pathetic to bother with
she's right
>>2771433
Aikawa sure is quite a trap.
>>2771425
There's always a next time!
A-Am I doing the pep talk thing right...?
>>2771433
...So close. I just couldn't make it three so quickly.
>>2771436
I know, I know....
>>2771433
OJ Music keeps on playing on the background while I am hosting.
Welcome to Resident Sleeper of a game.
My names Ross and I will be your host for today.
>goes back to sleep
>>2771429
I don't think it helps since you're so ecchi looking. So you're kind of a target..
>>2771430
Please don't say it like that, just say you won't, alright?
>>2771438
I dunno, how am I doing? Hehehe.
>>2771440
Night 9
Final slide before the winner.
DISCLAIMER : I DO NOT RIG THIS GAME. AND I AM NOT RIGGING THIS GAME!
samefag check
>>2771447
rigged
>>2771448
got me
>>2771430
That's not true.
>>2771447
Day 10.
And I win. Congrats me. Congrats me.... Yay yay....
Now time to heal up from these shrapnel....
Damn...
>>2771448
>>2771445
I wouldn't know...that's why I asked! I mean, I kinda feel inspired...
>>2771444
That's...not really a choice I can make for myself entirely, though I assure you I plan on avoiding it....
>>2771447
I never claimed otherwise, sir, I'm simply disappointed in how I wound up.
>>2771460
Er, what part? I can assure you, I even heard that straight from Miss Sanae's mouth.
>>2771463
I knew it
>>2771444
Well I guess you aren't wrong with that.
>>2771464
I don't let things weigh me down that much.
>>2771461
Placements..
I nearly won my own games.... HAHAHA!!
Oh well
Cappy You're a 2nd time winner!
Congrats!
>>2771474
thanks for hosting, let's fuck
>>2771474
Oh congratulations! Thank you for running the arena.
Oldfag : /b/
Midfag : /hga/
Newfag : /trash/
>>2771474
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2771461
Congratulations, Cappy
>>2771474
Thanks for hosting, Bern
>>2771480
wrong
oldfag: early /b/
midfag: late/b/
newfag : /hga/
babyfag: early /trash/
spermfag: late /trash/
>>2771474
I wouldn't have had my average, anyways.
Congratulations, miss! And thank you for having us!
>>2771461
Thanks for hosting, and calling me cute.
>>2771468
Well, I certainly hope not. You're already pessimistic as it is.
>>2771471
Is that something to be proud about..?
>I'm on the verge of passing out, so I'm going to bed, cya tomorrow.
>>2771468
About you being pathetic. There are a lot more weaker creatures in Gensokyo than you.
>>2771485
>am a midfag now
sweet
